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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I was looking for Zach Cry Zachree, Zach.

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy, and I am the owner

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Speaker 1: of the Heights Apartments. Okay, okay, okay, and I think

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Speaker 1: you know that you live there. Yeah, I'm sorry. What

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Speaker 1: is this regarding, Oh, that's a good question. This is

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Speaker 1: regarding the raucous party that you threw the other night.

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Speaker 1: A raucous party. Mmm. I'm assuming you know exactly what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, because Zach Cry, you're the only person

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Speaker 1: in our whole apartment building who has thrown a crazy

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Speaker 1: party during this tough pandemic times. Are you talking about

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Speaker 1: last weekend? Oh? And there it goes, there rings a bell? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you know exactly what I'm talking about. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: wild and crazy party you had last weekend when we're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to be having anybody over because hello, there's

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Speaker 1: a global pandemic. I don't know if you read anything

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Speaker 1: about it. No, yeah, I know. But my girlfriend's pregnant

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Speaker 1: and we were just doing a gender reveal for my

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Speaker 1: parents and her parents. There was of us and we

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Speaker 1: were all wearing mats, and I noticed we weren't making

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Speaker 1: loud noises or anything. Okay, that's not what the neighbor said. Also,

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Speaker 1: I should let you know that there are cameras all

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Speaker 1: over the apartment complex. I think you're aware of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean there's like security cameras in the hallways or whatever.

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean so we saw

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Speaker 1: exactly what you were up to. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: you saw what I was up Well, we saw a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people coming and going, lots of hugging, lots

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Speaker 1: of touching before entering your apartment. And I think you

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Speaker 1: know where I'm going with this. No, I really I

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Speaker 1: do not know where you're going with it. You I

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Speaker 1: wish you would tell me you were having a swingers party.

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Speaker 1: Those were my parents. Oh wow. I don't care who

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Speaker 1: you're having swingers parties with, whether it's your auntie, your uncle,

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Speaker 1: or your parents. You just can't do with anybody right now.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm calling to let you know you're

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Speaker 1: being evicted. What okay, hold on, hold on. First of all,

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Speaker 1: it was a gender reveal party. I get it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know, Okay, that's what you're gonna say. A gender

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Speaker 1: reveal party. Like you pulled on your pants and you go, oh, look,

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Speaker 1: this is the gender I am, and then you go, look,

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Speaker 1: this is the gender. I am. Let's smash them together.

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Speaker 1: I get it. I know what sort of parties you're having.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is having a boy, and we were revealing

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Speaker 1: the gender of the baby. Okay, this is disturbing. I

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Speaker 1: don't need all the details on your creepy little party. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that you're being evicted because

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Speaker 1: right now we can't have people over and you threatened

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Speaker 1: the lives of everybody in this apartment complex. You can't

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Speaker 1: evict us for that. I have a pregnant girlfriend, I'm unemployed.

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Speaker 1: Oh question, question, I'm sorry, zachry So, since you're having

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Speaker 1: these wild swinger parties, do you know who the father is?

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Speaker 1: I'm the father. Do you have a tent? What? I'm

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Speaker 1: just wondering if you have a tent? No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to live in a tent, Dudekay. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you have an out of human compacion? That's why

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Speaker 1: I was asking if you have a plan B anyway?

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Speaker 1: Thirty days to vacate the premises, otherwise I'll have to

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Speaker 1: call it. Okay, is there anything I can do for

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Speaker 1: you to not evict me? Actually, you know what, now

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Speaker 1: that I think about it, Zachary, because I am a

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Speaker 1: nice person other than what you said about me before.

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Speaker 1: I think there is maybe a way that we can

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Speaker 1: work this out. What can I Well, that depends. Are

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Speaker 1: you busy this afternoon? No, I'm free. I'm free. I'm

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Speaker 1: wondering if you might want to come over to my

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Speaker 1: place for a gender reveal party. All right, this has

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Speaker 1: to be some kind of Joe quiz. This is actually

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Speaker 1: a Jewil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you. Damn it. Oh, your girlfriend Jennifer set you up.

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Speaker 1: My god, she said, uh, she said, you guys had

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Speaker 1: a gender reveal party the other day and you were

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Speaker 1: nervous at the apartment. People were gonna get pissed at you. Dude.

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Speaker 1: We made no noise, we didn't play music. The reveal

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Speaker 1: was like we like, we looked over a pink car. Dude.

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Speaker 1: That's my god, that's so. That's what it sounds like

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Speaker 1: to me. M was bothering me so much.