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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second eate update. Her name's
Speaker 1: Susanna and Susannah's from Atlanta. Really, she wears bandana's, oh,
Speaker 1: eats bananas and plays piana in a cabana. That's Susannah
Speaker 1: from Atlanta. Hey, Susannah, how I just gave your second
Speaker 1: eight update the doctor SEUs treatment, So you are welcome.
Speaker 1: I thought, she was like, how did you know that's
Speaker 1: a good bio, Susannah? What is your favorite food? Um?
Speaker 1: Chocolate tip, cookie doesn't rhyme doesn't count ye? Tell us
Speaker 1: why you emailed us today, Susanna. Well, basically, I went
Speaker 1: on an online date. I was doing some online dating.
Speaker 1: You don't have to sound apologetic for it. It's very
Speaker 1: common you sound very ashamed for some reason. I know
Speaker 1: it was naughty, but I met a boy. Sorry dad, Well,
Speaker 1: he seemed normal. At first, and he looked like he
Speaker 1: was into fitness and health and that's what I'm into.
Speaker 1: And did you? I mean, how long did you guys
Speaker 1: talk before you decided to meet up in person? Um
Speaker 1: for a few weeks? You know, we talked on the phone,
Speaker 1: and I normally don't respond to like ninety percent of
Speaker 1: people online, but he seemed pretty cool and normal. So
Speaker 1: what's this guy's name? Anthony? Anthony Anthony? Okay, Okay, he
Speaker 1: does sound like Anthony's to me. Are always fitness freaks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and so we decided to meet up. We did,
Speaker 1: like a casual meet up at a at a smoothie bar.
Speaker 1: If Anthony's into fitness, He's definitely into smoothies too, the
Speaker 1: extra protein. All the bros love to brow out at
Speaker 1: the smoothie bar. We say we're going to the bar.
Speaker 1: That's so, how did things go the smoothie place with Anthony?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's casual, obviously, and but I was I
Speaker 1: was a little disappointed as appearance. Wait, that's what we're
Speaker 1: leading with. You're calling us for another date. Why were
Speaker 1: you disappointed? Well, I mean it's profile picture. He had
Speaker 1: a grote and when I met him, it was like
Speaker 1: a mustache, like, I think he just shaved it, so mustache.
Speaker 1: I think both are terrible. But that's I mean, that's
Speaker 1: something that easily can be changed, right, Yeah, no, it's permanent.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry. Once it shaved into a mustache, you're
Speaker 1: stuck with it forever, or for at least five years.
Speaker 1: That's a contract you have to sign. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: like somebody meeting me and not liking bangs. You know,
Speaker 1: like that's understandable. All right, listen, they're pretty terrible. I'm sorry, Susanna,
Speaker 1: continue tell us about tell us about Anthony and his mustache. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I just thought like, after a couple of dates, I
Speaker 1: could probably convince in thing growback his goatee. So so
Speaker 1: you were able to get over your disappointment. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: after talking to him and you know, getting to know him,
Speaker 1: I was able to get over it. Oh good, that's
Speaker 1: very big of you. Yes, what else happened on the date? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean we sat down, we were having a conversation,
Speaker 1: We're talking about job, family, and I didn't know where
Speaker 1: time went. You know. Oh that's so good. That's always
Speaker 1: such a good sign. Yeah, we talked longer than I expected,
Speaker 1: and then like I looked at the time and I realized,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I had to go. I actually had
Speaker 1: a photo shoot. Oh yeah, no, not really, Um, it's
Speaker 1: for my thirtieth birthday, I mean yeah, so I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to tell him that. But a lot of
Speaker 1: my friends do this for their thirtieth They do like
Speaker 1: a photo shoot to celebrate, you know, their life. Was
Speaker 1: that just like your clever way of trying to hint, like,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's my birthday, so better treat me
Speaker 1: extra nice? Yeah? Yeah, So how did things wrap up
Speaker 1: with him? So I told him I to go because
Speaker 1: of that, and I told him I needed or an
Speaker 1: uber and then he said he could drive me. So
Speaker 1: that was so sweet. And then wow, yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: he drove me and he dropped me off and then
Speaker 1: I said thank you, and I kissed him on the cheek. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is also cute. He's good have easily called you
Speaker 1: an uber and been a gentleman, but he wanted to
Speaker 1: spend more time with Yeah, totally, I'm with you. It's
Speaker 1: a great sign. A little clingy, but I understand why
Speaker 1: that come across as a nice gesture. So how did
Speaker 1: things end with the kiss? Yeah? So I mean, it
Speaker 1: was sweet, and you know, I said goodbye and thank you,
Speaker 1: and now you know that I've been texting him. He's
Speaker 1: sort of short in responses. Oh really, which is weird
Speaker 1: because you guys, you said talk for weeks leading up
Speaker 1: to it, so you had like kind of a rhythm
Speaker 1: going m So what do you think went wrong? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it's like the conversation flowed really well.
Speaker 1: I kissed him on the cheek. I'm not sure you're
Speaker 1: a terrible cheek kisser. Or maybe he's just waiting for
Speaker 1: his gotee to grow back in so he's not such
Speaker 1: a disappointment to you. Oh no, I didn't tell him
Speaker 1: about that. I didn't tell him about his gotee and mustache. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he could probably see the disappointment in your face.
Speaker 1: We'll find out for sure. We're going to play a
Speaker 1: song come back. We'll call Anthony and try and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hold on
Speaker 1: second date update. You're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update. We're on the phone with Susannah and she
Speaker 1: recently met a guy named Anthony who checks all the
Speaker 1: boxes she's been looking for. Physically fit any kind personality.
Speaker 1: That's so great. Loves a good fruit smoothie. Great. But well,
Speaker 1: I don't think she told us that. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think she actually said that, but I'm picking that
Speaker 1: up just from her tone of voice. He did have
Speaker 1: one major strike against him, though, his face furniture. For
Speaker 1: the date, Anthony shaved his glorious goatee into a horrible mustache.
Speaker 1: Oh man, and Susannah not a fan of the dental drapes,
Speaker 1: but somehow she overlooked it and they had a great date.
Speaker 1: At the end, he even drove over to her birthday
Speaker 1: photo shoot got a kiss on the cheek. But since
Speaker 1: then she's barely heard from Anthony or his lower eyebrow.
Speaker 1: I love it. And mustaches are so terrible. If nobody
Speaker 1: picked up on what Jeffrey was talking about, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a mustache. Yeah, dental drapes. I heard of that.
Speaker 1: I don't maybe prefer a snop mop lip spinach. You
Speaker 1: gotta be ready and someone comes in with a face fungus,
Speaker 1: and you have to know what to say. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want to do the second day thing anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, don't listen to him. I'm gonna stop I
Speaker 1: think that this guy. I think we can get you
Speaker 1: a second date on this one because it sounds like
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Maybe he's been busy, but
Speaker 1: the date sounded great. It sounds like you connected to
Speaker 1: be something small. Yeah, small, like the dirt squirrel on
Speaker 1: his upper lip. That's the last one. That's the last one.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but I don't trust you. Let's
Speaker 1: call him. We're gonna dial Anthony's phone number and try
Speaker 1: and get your second date up date. Okay, Susannah, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we're dialing right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Anthony please? Yeah, speaking, Hey Anthony,
Speaker 1: my name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You have mom to talk to us. Uh,
Speaker 1: you're from a radio show. Yes, the radio shows. Hi,
Speaker 1: Anthony and Jeffrey in the Morning. And yeah, Jose too. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess you're a big fan. Huh what show did
Speaker 1: you say it was? Yeah, that's all right, man. We're
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing something with
Speaker 1: you right now called a second date. Update. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out with someone and afterwards they're not
Speaker 1: calling you back. You can email our show and we'll
Speaker 1: reach out to that person to try and figure out
Speaker 1: the reason why. This is Like for real, right, this
Speaker 1: isn't like one of those phone scam kind of thing
Speaker 1: at it. It's real, and we're calling because you went
Speaker 1: out recently with a woman named Susannah. Oh um, she
Speaker 1: called you guys. Yeah, she says that she had a
Speaker 1: great time with you, and she's wondering why you're not
Speaker 1: getting back to her after what she thought was a
Speaker 1: really nice date. So it like, wait, she told you
Speaker 1: about our date and stuff. Yeah, I mean she gave
Speaker 1: us a snapshot of what happened, and honestly, we hear
Speaker 1: a lot of like weird date scenarios doing these things,
Speaker 1: and your guys's date sounded so sweet and fun, and
Speaker 1: she told us you guys went to a smoothie shop
Speaker 1: and the conversation between you guys was really great. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: at the start, she was cool. Um, it's just the
Speaker 1: date got it turned out she was too weird. She
Speaker 1: was weird, and why would you offer a ride at
Speaker 1: the end of the date to a weird chick? Let
Speaker 1: me just clarify then, Um, it didn't get weird until
Speaker 1: the car ride. Oh, taking her to that birthday photoshoot thing,
Speaker 1: and because it was her thirtieth birthday, which is, you know,
Speaker 1: totally cool, people do it. Apparently, so dropped her off.
Speaker 1: You know, everything was cool. But I got a little curious,
Speaker 1: and so I watched her as she was going into
Speaker 1: the photoshoot and she she walked into a cemetery. WHOA.
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, maybe she's like lost, maybe she's just
Speaker 1: taking a short cut. I think this is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: So I like drove around so I could like see
Speaker 1: through the fence. Okay, wait, you're calling her weird and
Speaker 1: you're following a chick through the cemetery right now, I
Speaker 1: would do It's like, what are you doing. I'd be
Speaker 1: a little bit curious. I was like, I was taking
Speaker 1: her to her place. I want to make sure she
Speaker 1: got there safe. Oh I see good, Anthony, that was good.
Speaker 1: Come on you guys. I mean you wouldn't be curious
Speaker 1: because I'd be curious. Yeah, I'd be curious. I'm curious
Speaker 1: my whole life. I know what you're talking about. What
Speaker 1: did you see? Well, I drove around and I could
Speaker 1: see her in the cemetery, she was pretty far away,
Speaker 1: but there was like photographers or other people in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it was Legit looked like she was gonna do
Speaker 1: the photoshoot in there. I couldn't see very much after that,
Speaker 1: so I took off obviously. But it's just strange. Either
Speaker 1: she's into really bizarre stuff or she lied to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think those are big assumptions.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could just be something that she viewed
Speaker 1: as artistic, like I think cemeteries are beautiful. They're beautiful places.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Or maybe she's got a little goth
Speaker 1: in her. Maybe she wanted to take pictures with her grandparents. Oh,
Speaker 1: but we should probably ask her. Yeah, okay, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Well, we can actually ask her right now, Anthony,
Speaker 1: because she's been on the other line listening and she
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: heard everything that you said, Susannah God, are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Ah. Hey, would you like to explain why
Speaker 1: you did your photo shoot in a cemetery or what
Speaker 1: was happening? Well, I need to tell you something. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was a hundred percent truthful to you. I would
Speaker 1: have explained to you if you had asked me, are
Speaker 1: you a ghost? No? I don't think you could take
Speaker 1: pictures of ghost Jeffreys. They don't show up. I don't
Speaker 1: know technology these days, they make all sorts of cool cameras. Sorry,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? I hired a photographer to take
Speaker 1: my pictures in the cemetery because it's a proclamation that
Speaker 1: my use is dead. You're thirty. You're using it's not dead. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're using this as like it's supposed to be symbolic
Speaker 1: you're dead. Use. Yeah, I wanted to, Yeah, celebrate that girl.
Speaker 1: You're not eighty five, you're turning thirty. It's not the
Speaker 1: end of your life. Well though, she's saying, she's laying
Speaker 1: her youth to rest. So what are you gonna do now?
Speaker 1: You're just gonna sit home and knit and get a
Speaker 1: bunch of cats, Like, oh my god, it's just what
Speaker 1: do we shoot? All my friends are doing it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Anthony, what do you think? I have never
Speaker 1: heard of that before in my life. Yeah. No, we
Speaker 1: get permission from the cemetery and we lay down by
Speaker 1: the tombs own and we get our photos done, and
Speaker 1: I actually kind it really nice. You just take your
Speaker 1: picture of some random person's grave in there. You know,
Speaker 1: there are a couple of unmarked tombstones that we go to.
Speaker 1: We don't have to go to the ones that I
Speaker 1: already have, you know, see, Anthony, it's classy on it
Speaker 1: for real, though, I bought like a black dress and
Speaker 1: we hope dead flowers and balloon. You know. Sometimes there's
Speaker 1: like a stray cat in the cemetery that I hope
Speaker 1: got to hell that day. So so cute, Anthony, what
Speaker 1: are you thinking? Are you? Are you turned on right
Speaker 1: now here in all this, I'm just wondering what she
Speaker 1: and her friends do for baby showers at this point?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, though, Anthony, I mean, that is
Speaker 1: a reasonable explanation about why she's taking photos in the graveyard.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that should be a reason not
Speaker 1: to call somebody back. Well, I mean, it definitely sounds
Speaker 1: a lot better to hear her tell it. Absolutely so.
Speaker 1: She's not weird, man, She's just old. Can you get
Speaker 1: over that? I don't know, that's just really bizarre, But
Speaker 1: it's just fun. It was just a fun, light symbolic thing.
Speaker 1: It's not I mean, listen, the whole point of dating
Speaker 1: is to learn new things about people and they learn
Speaker 1: the way other people do stuff in their senses of
Speaker 1: a humor and like it sounds like you guys really
Speaker 1: clicked before the whole like graveyard piece. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly I had a lot of fun. I really
Speaker 1: liked her. It's just that was again, that was totally
Speaker 1: unknown territory. Yeah all right, well, Anthony, at this point,
Speaker 1: I would like to offer to send you guys out
Speaker 1: on a second date. We'll pay for it, you guys
Speaker 1: to go back to that cemetery and you can finish
Speaker 1: it off. Bury her, keep her head above the ground. Right,
Speaker 1: But sounds lovely, bury that youth. But it's a rest. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun up until that point. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'd be down for another one. A Susannah, Look at that,
Speaker 1: we got you a second day. Awesome. It's like this
Speaker 1: romance has risen from the dead. Oh god, Anthony, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to share pictures with you too. They came
Speaker 1: up really nice, and you know, we actually went to
Speaker 1: the Morgue afterwards and we took pictures there as well.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're gonna love them. Yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see him. Sounds sounds Great, Maybe a better idea
Speaker 1: would be to continue the funeral trend and shave off
Speaker 1: that mustache, put that mouth murk into rest. Wait, she told, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: she loves it. She loves it, keep it and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning.