Speaker 1: Wacky through the story out of Florida on the Breakfast clubs.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, that definish laugh Jesus no, I was laughing.
Speaker 1: That's what I call those Miller posts with my God
Speaker 1: call those Miller.
Speaker 2: Listen, Donkey Today for Thursday, October twenty fourth goes to
Speaker 2: a twenty year old Florida.
Speaker 1: Man named Jeremy Lang.
Speaker 2: Now, what does your uncle Shla always say about the
Speaker 2: great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come
Speaker 2: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
Speaker 2: no exception.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 2: We keep having all these conversations about border security, but
Speaker 2: I see stories like the one I'm about to tell you,
Speaker 2: and all I keep thinking is we're building walls for
Speaker 2: the wrong people.
Speaker 1: We need to build more walls.
Speaker 2: Okay, finish the one at the border, because yes, we
Speaker 2: need stronger border security.
Speaker 1: But who gonna keep these crazies from within away from us? Okay?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at Jeremy Lang, and I'm saying I need
Speaker 2: a wall built internally here in America to keep us
Speaker 2: away from them.
Speaker 1: Who is them? Them? Is the crazies?
Speaker 2: Okay, ste He's a young man, so I can grace
Speaker 2: only twenty years old. But then I see what he's
Speaker 2: accused of, and it just reinforces to me that this
Speaker 2: new era we are in because of social media just
Speaker 2: has completely completely made people.
Speaker 1: Lose sight of what reality is.
Speaker 2: Hell, if you twenty, you probably don't know what reality is.
Speaker 2: You never experienced it. You grew up in an era
Speaker 2: of social media and YouTube and nothing, I repeat nothing
Speaker 2: will make you out of touch with reality like those platforms. Now,
Speaker 2: Jeremy Will wanted to steal from Jesus. Okay, what Jesus
Speaker 2: for the police? Where people worship? Okay Jesus? And that
Speaker 2: place is a church. Yes, Jeremy was arrested last week
Speaker 2: for burglarizing a church, and police say he's probably linked
Speaker 2: to six more.
Speaker 1: What type of table you get in hell for that? Okay?
Speaker 2: I should get you in the VIP section of Club
Speaker 2: Satan with bottle service. But Jeremy was arrested for burglarizing
Speaker 2: the church. Let's go to ABC three for the report.
Speaker 3: Police Police say twenty year old Jeremy Lang is responsible
Speaker 3: for at least seven burglaries over two and a half
Speaker 3: week span. Surveillance footage we obtained from pastor Clifton Riley
Speaker 3: at bethel Am Church shows the suspect break several windows
Speaker 3: before eventually climbing in last Friday night. The pastor tells
Speaker 3: me he spent less than five minutes inside and left
Speaker 3: with nothing. Authorities say Lang was spotted Monday night wearing
Speaker 3: the same clothes from the surveillance days prior. He was
Speaker 3: found carrying burglary tools, marijuana, and a stolen.
Speaker 4: Firearm, and PPD says Jeremy Lang provided a false name
Speaker 4: to them at the time of his arrest. He is
Speaker 4: charged with one of the burglaries at this church. Other
Speaker 4: charges are pending from the six other churches that he's burglarized.
Speaker 4: PPD did not identify the items that he is accused
Speaker 4: of stealing.
Speaker 2: Now, I definitely could just give him donkey of to
Speaker 2: day for that, you know what I'm saying, Because you
Speaker 2: know you stole from the church.
Speaker 1: God definitely got something for this jackass.
Speaker 2: But that's between him and his creative But the reason
Speaker 2: I'm giving them donkey of to day is not only
Speaker 2: because he stole from all those churches, but police searched his.
Speaker 1: Cell phone and in his cell.
Speaker 2: Phone he had Internet searches like and I quote how
Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask?
Speaker 1: Jesus, where do church keep money?
Speaker 2: These are actual quotes. Do churches have safes? Let me
Speaker 2: tell you how he spelled safes? S A f e apostro,
Speaker 2: three apostrophe, s so s apostrophe.
Speaker 1: This is the one that got me.
Speaker 2: He googled events where you raise money in Pensacola. He
Speaker 2: was going after all the sweet licks. This man was
Speaker 2: gonna rob people who were actually doing great things in
Speaker 2: the community. Events where you raise money in Pensacola. I
Speaker 2: had to google for myself events where you raise money
Speaker 2: in Pensacola because I had to see what Jeremy saw.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see what Jeremy saw.
Speaker 2: Okay, would you like to hear some of the events
Speaker 2: This heathen was plotting on. Fourth Annual brunch Fest Purple
Speaker 2: Pain Artie. That's the second annual charity event, a Fall
Speaker 2: Paul po Loser, a pet adoption and charity event together
Speaker 2: for Tomorrow. Event, fourth Annual Mission two Show and Shine
Speaker 2: Ends Fall Parts, twenty eighth Annual CCA Pensacola banqueted Auction,
Speaker 2: Hot Work Hits Cancer Pensacola, East Hill and Northwest.
Speaker 5: Bro He deserved to be under the jail.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You know what's under the jail now, Okay, you was
Speaker 2: gonna take money from people raising money for cancer. You
Speaker 2: was gonna take money from people who are encouraging people
Speaker 2: to adopt pets. I keep telling y'all, segregation wasn't a
Speaker 2: bad concept. It was just poorly executed. Should have been
Speaker 2: based on behavior, not race. Because I don't want people
Speaker 2: like Jeremy eating in the same establishments I'm eating. Then
Speaker 2: I don't want people like Jeremy going to the same
Speaker 2: schools as my kids. And I damn sure don't want
Speaker 2: to go to the same church as Jeremy because he's
Speaker 2: just in there staking the place out. I need to
Speaker 2: see what human evolution looks like for people like Jeremy.
Speaker 2: He's twenty, but he thinks he can just google search
Speaker 2: how to commit a crime against the church, how to
Speaker 2: commit crimes against the community. He literally searched for how
Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask? Where do church keep money?
Speaker 2: He was plotting on robbing a pet adoption and charity event.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anything man made, I don't know
Speaker 2: if anything man is created can rehabilitate this human I
Speaker 2: think even God would have to admit some of the
Speaker 2: product he created is just defective. Please give Jeremy Lang
Speaker 2: the biggest he.
Speaker 6: All sorrible what you're looking at?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play a game of yes what racing. Jeremy Lang,
Speaker 2: twenty years old from Pensacola, Florida, robbed about five to
Speaker 2: six churches, and he googled how to He googled how
Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask?
Speaker 1: Where do church keep money?
Speaker 2: DJ and B Guess what?
Speaker 1: White? Okay, not mad at that.
Speaker 2: See, if he was black, he'd have the pool shisty
Speaker 2: mask already so he wouldn't need to cut a mask
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 1: So good that I'm going. I'm going with good use
Speaker 1: of context.
Speaker 2: Lauren LaRosa Jeremy Lang, twenty years older, Pensacola, Florida, robbed
Speaker 2: about five to six churches, google things like do churches
Speaker 2: have safes?
Speaker 1: And using apostrophe in safes? Guess what?
Speaker 5: I hate to do this to us us?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: I think he's black? I hate it. I think he
Speaker 6: watched a little bit of Like Too Much a first Sunday.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 6: Hm, Yeah, I think he's one of I hate that though,
Speaker 6: but I think he's one of us.
Speaker 1: Posture phees Well DJ MV Lauren Lroossa.
Speaker 2: I want you both to know that you are absolutely
Speaker 2: positively wrong.
Speaker 1: Yes, both of you all are wrong. Jeremy Lang is
Speaker 1: not white. Jeremy Lang is not black. J Lang is.
Speaker 5: How did you think he was gonna get away with
Speaker 5: that hair like that?
Speaker 1: Like you would see that here?
Speaker 2: Marloway, I don't care if you wreaped your face with
Speaker 2: a T shirt a sweatshirt.
Speaker 5: You can see that hand stick it out.
Speaker 6: I'm convinced after seeing that that and word did it
Speaker 6: for the mixtape.
Speaker 5: He needed content for his mixtape.
Speaker 1: Look at him.
Speaker 2: Look at him, Okay, look at him, prostut. This man
Speaker 2: looks suspicious in any neighborhood. I don't care what neighborhood
Speaker 2: he is. Then he looked suspicious black neighborhoods, white neighborhoods.
Speaker 2: This man will get the police called on him.
Speaker 6: He came out, he looked like he came out the
Speaker 6: womb and doing all the wrong stuff.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 1: Wow, even in his mockshut, he's like he got his
Speaker 1: bought up. Like when I get out of here, I'm
Speaker 1: coming straight to the past.
Speaker 6: You gotta be a different type of dumb to try
Speaker 6: and rob the people.
Speaker 1: Of God Jesus. All right, well, thank you for that.
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