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Speaker 1: Wacky through the story out of Florida on the Breakfast clubs.

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Speaker 1: Oh Man, that definish laugh Jesus no, I was laughing.

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Speaker 1: That's what I call those Miller posts with my God

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Speaker 1: call those Miller.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Donkey Today for Thursday, October twenty fourth goes to

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Speaker 2: a twenty year old Florida.

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Speaker 1: Man named Jeremy Lang.

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Speaker 2: Now, what does your uncle Shla always say about the

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Speaker 2: great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come

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Speaker 2: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

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Speaker 2: no exception.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 2: We keep having all these conversations about border security, but

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Speaker 2: I see stories like the one I'm about to tell you,

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Speaker 2: and all I keep thinking is we're building walls for

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Speaker 2: the wrong people.

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Speaker 1: We need to build more walls.

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Speaker 2: Okay, finish the one at the border, because yes, we

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Speaker 2: need stronger border security.

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Speaker 1: But who gonna keep these crazies from within away from us? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at Jeremy Lang, and I'm saying I need

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Speaker 2: a wall built internally here in America to keep us

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Speaker 2: away from them.

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Speaker 1: Who is them? Them? Is the crazies?

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Speaker 2: Okay, ste He's a young man, so I can grace

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Speaker 2: only twenty years old. But then I see what he's

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Speaker 2: accused of, and it just reinforces to me that this

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Speaker 2: new era we are in because of social media just

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Speaker 2: has completely completely made people.

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Speaker 1: Lose sight of what reality is.

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Speaker 2: Hell, if you twenty, you probably don't know what reality is.

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Speaker 2: You never experienced it. You grew up in an era

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Speaker 2: of social media and YouTube and nothing, I repeat nothing

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Speaker 2: will make you out of touch with reality like those platforms. Now,

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Speaker 2: Jeremy Will wanted to steal from Jesus. Okay, what Jesus

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Speaker 2: for the police? Where people worship? Okay Jesus? And that

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Speaker 2: place is a church. Yes, Jeremy was arrested last week

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Speaker 2: for burglarizing a church, and police say he's probably linked

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Speaker 2: to six more.

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Speaker 1: What type of table you get in hell for that? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I should get you in the VIP section of Club

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Speaker 2: Satan with bottle service. But Jeremy was arrested for burglarizing

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Speaker 2: the church. Let's go to ABC three for the report.

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Speaker 3: Police Police say twenty year old Jeremy Lang is responsible

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Speaker 3: for at least seven burglaries over two and a half

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Speaker 3: week span. Surveillance footage we obtained from pastor Clifton Riley

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Speaker 3: at bethel Am Church shows the suspect break several windows

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Speaker 3: before eventually climbing in last Friday night. The pastor tells

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Speaker 3: me he spent less than five minutes inside and left

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Speaker 3: with nothing. Authorities say Lang was spotted Monday night wearing

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Speaker 3: the same clothes from the surveillance days prior. He was

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Speaker 3: found carrying burglary tools, marijuana, and a stolen.

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Speaker 4: Firearm, and PPD says Jeremy Lang provided a false name

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Speaker 4: to them at the time of his arrest. He is

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Speaker 4: charged with one of the burglaries at this church. Other

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Speaker 4: charges are pending from the six other churches that he's burglarized.

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Speaker 4: PPD did not identify the items that he is accused

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Speaker 4: of stealing.

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Speaker 2: Now, I definitely could just give him donkey of to

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Speaker 2: day for that, you know what I'm saying, Because you

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Speaker 2: know you stole from the church.

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Speaker 1: God definitely got something for this jackass.

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Speaker 2: But that's between him and his creative But the reason

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Speaker 2: I'm giving them donkey of to day is not only

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Speaker 2: because he stole from all those churches, but police searched his.

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Speaker 1: Cell phone and in his cell.

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Speaker 2: Phone he had Internet searches like and I quote how

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Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask?

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Speaker 1: Jesus, where do church keep money?

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Speaker 2: These are actual quotes. Do churches have safes? Let me

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Speaker 2: tell you how he spelled safes? S A f e apostro,

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Speaker 2: three apostrophe, s so s apostrophe.

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Speaker 1: This is the one that got me.

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Speaker 2: He googled events where you raise money in Pensacola. He

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Speaker 2: was going after all the sweet licks. This man was

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Speaker 2: gonna rob people who were actually doing great things in

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Speaker 2: the community. Events where you raise money in Pensacola. I

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Speaker 2: had to google for myself events where you raise money

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Speaker 2: in Pensacola because I had to see what Jeremy saw.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to see what Jeremy saw.

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Speaker 2: Okay, would you like to hear some of the events

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Speaker 2: This heathen was plotting on. Fourth Annual brunch Fest Purple

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Speaker 2: Pain Artie. That's the second annual charity event, a Fall

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Speaker 2: Paul po Loser, a pet adoption and charity event together

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Speaker 2: for Tomorrow. Event, fourth Annual Mission two Show and Shine

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Speaker 2: Ends Fall Parts, twenty eighth Annual CCA Pensacola banqueted Auction,

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Speaker 2: Hot Work Hits Cancer Pensacola, East Hill and Northwest.

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Speaker 5: Bro He deserved to be under the jail.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You know what's under the jail now, Okay, you was

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Speaker 2: gonna take money from people raising money for cancer. You

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Speaker 2: was gonna take money from people who are encouraging people

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Speaker 2: to adopt pets. I keep telling y'all, segregation wasn't a

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Speaker 2: bad concept. It was just poorly executed. Should have been

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Speaker 2: based on behavior, not race. Because I don't want people

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Speaker 2: like Jeremy eating in the same establishments I'm eating. Then

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Speaker 2: I don't want people like Jeremy going to the same

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Speaker 2: schools as my kids. And I damn sure don't want

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Speaker 2: to go to the same church as Jeremy because he's

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Speaker 2: just in there staking the place out. I need to

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Speaker 2: see what human evolution looks like for people like Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: He's twenty, but he thinks he can just google search

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Speaker 2: how to commit a crime against the church, how to

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Speaker 2: commit crimes against the community. He literally searched for how

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Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask? Where do church keep money?

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Speaker 2: He was plotting on robbing a pet adoption and charity event.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if anything man made, I don't know

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Speaker 2: if anything man is created can rehabilitate this human I

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Speaker 2: think even God would have to admit some of the

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Speaker 2: product he created is just defective. Please give Jeremy Lang

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Speaker 2: the biggest he.

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Speaker 6: All sorrible what you're looking at?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's play a game of yes what racing. Jeremy Lang,

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Speaker 2: twenty years old from Pensacola, Florida, robbed about five to

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Speaker 2: six churches, and he googled how to He googled how

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Speaker 2: to cut shirt into a mask?

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Speaker 1: Where do church keep money?

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Speaker 2: DJ and B Guess what?

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Speaker 1: White? Okay, not mad at that.

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Speaker 2: See, if he was black, he'd have the pool shisty

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Speaker 2: mask already so he wouldn't need to cut a mask

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Speaker 2: into it.

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Speaker 1: So good that I'm going. I'm going with good use

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Speaker 1: of context.

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Speaker 2: Lauren LaRosa Jeremy Lang, twenty years older, Pensacola, Florida, robbed

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Speaker 2: about five to six churches, google things like do churches

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Speaker 2: have safes?

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Speaker 1: And using apostrophe in safes? Guess what?

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Speaker 5: I hate to do this to us us?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 6: I think he's black? I hate it. I think he

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Speaker 6: watched a little bit of Like Too Much a first Sunday.

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Speaker 4: M hm.

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Speaker 6: Hm, Yeah, I think he's one of I hate that though,

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Speaker 6: but I think he's one of us.

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Speaker 1: Posture phees Well DJ MV Lauren Lroossa.

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Speaker 2: I want you both to know that you are absolutely

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Speaker 2: positively wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yes, both of you all are wrong. Jeremy Lang is

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Speaker 1: not white. Jeremy Lang is not black. J Lang is.

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Speaker 5: How did you think he was gonna get away with

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Speaker 5: that hair like that?

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Speaker 1: Like you would see that here?

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Speaker 2: Marloway, I don't care if you wreaped your face with

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Speaker 2: a T shirt a sweatshirt.

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Speaker 5: You can see that hand stick it out.

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Speaker 6: I'm convinced after seeing that that and word did it

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Speaker 6: for the mixtape.

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Speaker 5: He needed content for his mixtape.

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Speaker 1: Look at him.

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Speaker 2: Look at him, Okay, look at him, prostut. This man

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Speaker 2: looks suspicious in any neighborhood. I don't care what neighborhood

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Speaker 2: he is. Then he looked suspicious black neighborhoods, white neighborhoods.

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Speaker 2: This man will get the police called on him.

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Speaker 6: He came out, he looked like he came out the

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Speaker 6: womb and doing all the wrong stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yo.

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Speaker 1: Wow, even in his mockshut, he's like he got his

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Speaker 1: bought up. Like when I get out of here, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming straight to the past.

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Speaker 6: You gotta be a different type of dumb to try

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Speaker 6: and rob the people.

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Speaker 1: Of God Jesus. All right, well, thank you for that.

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