Speaker 1: So here's the thing that I'm learning. I guess a
Speaker 1: lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it.
Speaker 2: I am a.
Speaker 3: Combination of many different things.
Speaker 1: You know what, I like to smoke. I hear you
Speaker 1: because I like to smoke that ship. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you. Let me tell you why you get way
Speaker 1: more stoned when you smoke it than when you eat it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and
Speaker 2: you just want a light little tingle.
Speaker 1: When who doesn't want to be Listen, man, that light
Speaker 1: little tingle is like spidy senses to me. Man, that
Speaker 1: shit's like a ANX.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're a large man. You're a large man.
Speaker 1: And also that it's like trucks coming, that light little tingle.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I want the.
Speaker 1: Light little tingle. I want to be knocked out, like
Speaker 1: the whole body tingle, like a truck's coming.
Speaker 2: Those of us, there are those of us out there
Speaker 2: that kind of just want a light little Ooh that
Speaker 2: flower looks really red.
Speaker 1: My weed shop, My weed shop, I walk in and there,
Speaker 1: like your back already. I mean, I'm not complaining, but geez, kidd.
Speaker 2: I love that you probably keep the lights on in
Speaker 2: that place. You like, you're like Norman Cheers.
Speaker 1: They got a nickname for me and everything.
Speaker 2: Man, I woke up singing your song today?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: What you're trying to get into a day is soon?
Speaker 1: What you're trying to do get into?
Speaker 2: When Donald and I used to be young and go out,
Speaker 2: we would, uh, we would text it. I guess we
Speaker 2: would probably call each other like, Yo, what you're trying
Speaker 2: to get into tonight?
Speaker 1: Try to get into tonight?
Speaker 2: What you're trying to get into tonight?
Speaker 1: That used to be to go to When we'd be
Speaker 1: at work, it would be like it would be like
Speaker 1: six o'clock and we get off early. Let's say it
Speaker 1: was a Wednesday, and we'd get off that around you know,
Speaker 1: nine or ten, and that around nine or ten that's
Speaker 1: when the club kind of opens up.
Speaker 2: Right, You'd be like, yo, yo, what you're trying to
Speaker 2: get into?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd have work, Like you don't have to be
Speaker 1: a work until ten o'clock in the in the in
Speaker 1: the morning tomorrow. It would be like, yo, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't got work till ten. What about you? I don't
Speaker 1: got work till ten?
Speaker 2: What you're trying to get into. And then and then
Speaker 2: now that we're old, we're just say it like jokingly, like, yo,
Speaker 2: what you're trying to get into tonight? We're like, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to go to sleep, and I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: in my bed, right, I'm trying. But then then something
Speaker 2: and then as we've told you, Donald's name in the
Speaker 2: middle name is a day of shoon. So then it
Speaker 2: became a song. I don't know if I wrote it
Speaker 2: or you r I think I wrote.
Speaker 1: You wrote it.
Speaker 2: What you're trying to get into a day of shune?
Speaker 2: What you're trying to do, but I open it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a sesame stroke Street song one, two three, four, five.
Speaker 2: Six, eleven twelve.
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day of shoon?
Speaker 1: What you're trying to do? You had five, six, seven,
Speaker 1: eight nine, ten, eleven twelve. I'm trying to stay out
Speaker 1: till one two three, four five six.
Speaker 3: Dad.
Speaker 2: I like it when you do it because you add
Speaker 2: a little sauce. You're like trying to get into what.
Speaker 1: He is that Algero man.
Speaker 2: We would tell you Algae rot it up, you Algie
Speaker 2: rote it up.
Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into? This is Welcome to
Speaker 1: the stoned out version of Fleet Doctors and real Friends.
Speaker 2: Well, listen every morning a navigator Today, Almost every morning
Speaker 2: I wake up singing a song. And I don't know
Speaker 2: if I've thought about it in my sleep or what,
Speaker 2: but I hum, assuming I'm in a good mood, which
Speaker 2: is often, I have a little song while I'm doing
Speaker 2: my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to
Speaker 2: something and you never know what it's going to be.
Speaker 2: But this morning it was what you're trying to get
Speaker 2: in to. I don't want to try to do.
Speaker 1: What you're trying to do. Oh man, I missed those days.
Speaker 1: I missed those days of what you're trying to get?
Speaker 2: What's a place called Joseph's We used to go to.
Speaker 1: There was Joseph's and that was just off a Yuka? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Ivar.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a line in in Is It Made? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Made? Do you think I'm trying to spend the rest
Speaker 1: of my life living on Yuka?
Speaker 2: That's uh? That's Vince Vaughan in the very very underrated
Speaker 2: movie Made. I think it's uh.
Speaker 1: Because you stole my van and I don't like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you haven't seen Made, she made John Favreau
Speaker 2: and Vince Vaughan. It was after Swingers, and they were
Speaker 2: it was like, I think Favreau's next film after that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that they had blown up after like the
Speaker 1: two of them.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff,
Speaker 2: but that was the next movie they did together.
Speaker 1: They came back and did this one again.
Speaker 2: And the only thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch, Vince v I don't know if we
Speaker 2: have you talked about this yet on the podcast. We're
Speaker 2: aready geting the point where I do't remember if've said this, righty,
Speaker 2: But haven't you got to watch if you want to
Speaker 2: laugh your ass off, watch Vince Vaughn riffing like only
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughan could back in the day and making sh
Speaker 2: up and Favreau's struggling to get through the scene. And
Speaker 2: it is hilarious.
Speaker 1: The two of them together. Man, that shit is magic.
Speaker 1: Like they should really go back. I know, they're both
Speaker 1: very grown now and both very seasoned now.
Speaker 2: Also the magic's loss though maybe I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: because some of it was they were so young, and
Speaker 2: I mean, Swingers was just fucking incredible, and they were
Speaker 2: just so young and wide eyed, and they had just
Speaker 2: the most amazing banter and and they were improbus like crazy,
Speaker 2: and it was just I don't know, Vince Vaughn was
Speaker 2: the quickest mofo in the world back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, I
Speaker 1: think they're both so like look at us, man. I
Speaker 1: think if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what
Speaker 1: we know about comedy and about the industry and about
Speaker 1: timing and about making television and stuff like that, if
Speaker 1: we were to go back and start all over from
Speaker 1: the beginning with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way
Speaker 1: more funny. That's like anything, it would have been way
Speaker 1: more funny. I think the two of them still have
Speaker 1: their you know, I think they still have their their
Speaker 1: their their connection, their magic, their magic. And if they
Speaker 1: were to go out there and do another I would
Speaker 1: personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters
Speaker 1: from Swingers. Uh Allah made whatever we made.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyone that's seen made other than you
Speaker 2: and I. But that's bullshit, man. It was not.
Speaker 1: It was not.
Speaker 2: It was not a hit or not a popular movie.
Speaker 1: I don't think, oh man, such a good movie. Cardiff
Speaker 1: Giants all of that stuff, and then how Vince Vaughn
Speaker 1: spent all the money in one night and everything. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: thatsh It's just so it's such a.
Speaker 2: Good and then the scene I love when they when
Speaker 2: they get their per diem and then and he's He's like,
Speaker 2: so this is my prittium, right. Vin Swam's character can't
Speaker 2: get can't get his head around the idea that he
Speaker 2: just gets cash.
Speaker 1: So this is my prettim, this is this is your Yes,
Speaker 1: he starts handing money out on the plane because this
Speaker 1: is how in this movie too. Yes, he yes.
Speaker 2: And Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel.
Speaker 2: They're saying it like it's supposed to be like the
Speaker 2: Mercer hotel down in second So yeah, right, and you
Speaker 2: get a goldfish, remember he plays. We can do a
Speaker 2: podcast on made Donald. We should do a special episode,
Speaker 2: by the way, and then we should do one day.
Speaker 2: Let's say we really keep liking this and we run
Speaker 2: out of episodes. Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna
Speaker 2: do season nine. We'll just we should do season nine,
Speaker 2: but then we should start doing this for movies we
Speaker 2: love like, we'll just like do a rewatch of our
Speaker 2: favorite films.
Speaker 1: I'd love to do that. Maybe we could get the
Speaker 1: guests of our favorite ps.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, you know what I mean? Yeah, we
Speaker 2: could have We could have Vince Vaughan and uh and John.
Speaker 1: If we got see that's the problem though. If John
Speaker 1: Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how long
Speaker 1: I would be able to hold out before asking him
Speaker 1: for a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't
Speaker 1: know how long I'd be able to hold out. Probably,
Speaker 1: bless you.
Speaker 2: That's probably why he doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: Uh, come on, I'm yeah, that's probably exactly why a
Speaker 1: lot of.
Speaker 2: These guys, like I imagine, you know, John Fabrel's of
Speaker 2: the world or people that get entrenched in the Star
Speaker 2: Wars universe, especially they played.
Speaker 1: Marvel Man marvel Is, probably don't.
Speaker 2: Want to leave their house. They're like, oh god, the
Speaker 2: Donald Faisons of the world are gonna be like and
Speaker 2: chilled out. Hold on, I in Iron Man three minutes
Speaker 2: and twenty one seconds. It's not a real explosion.
Speaker 1: No, you'll never hear me ask about the movie. You
Speaker 1: know what. I made that mistake once in life, and
Speaker 1: I got the answer I wanted and I was so
Speaker 1: in awe of the fact that he was talking to
Speaker 1: me about what about his process or his process that
Speaker 1: was more process that I fucking missed every word he said.
Speaker 1: I met. So I've met George Lucas quite a few
Speaker 1: times because I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and we
Speaker 1: had just finished watching Revenge of the Sith Sith at
Speaker 1: Skywalker Ranch and he's standing with of all people, Sam Jackson,
Speaker 1: Windo and Ludacris right, and Ludacris had said to me,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there
Speaker 1: any advice you could give me. And I said to him, dude,
Speaker 1: you know how to do music videos and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: you know how to wrap and everything. Just bring everything,
Speaker 1: all of that energy that you bring in your music,
Speaker 1: just bring that to acting, that concentration. Just do that.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, And so I
Speaker 1: when he did that, I was like, all right, So
Speaker 1: now he did that in front of George Lucas. I
Speaker 1: now have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas,
Speaker 1: so how'd you come up with Star Wars?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, so I'm embarrassed already.
Speaker 1: I said, so, how'd you come up? With Star Wars,
Speaker 1: and he fucking answered the question. He's like, well, so
Speaker 1: what I do is I you know, I sit down
Speaker 1: in my house and I'm like, oh, what would be
Speaker 1: an interesting galaxy. Let's see, maybe a galaxy far away,
Speaker 1: and then I could come up with the idea of
Speaker 1: a planet. Okay, on this end this galaxy, there's a planet.
Speaker 1: What would the planet be. Let's say it's tattooing, okay,
Speaker 1: and then what's what's it like on tattooing? And he
Speaker 1: goes into the whole fucking thing on how these creating
Speaker 1: galaxies and you know, and I'm sitting there and in
Speaker 1: my mind, I'm like, fucking George Lucas is talking to me.
Speaker 1: Fucking George Lucas is talking to me. I didn't hear
Speaker 1: one word he said. He gave me the algorithm the
Speaker 1: Star Wars and I wasn't listening because I was so
Speaker 1: in awe of the fact that I was talking to
Speaker 1: George Lucas. Do you think this is a lie? This
Speaker 1: is the honest I walked away, like, you fucking moron.
Speaker 1: You fucking didn't listen.
Speaker 2: You know, It's funny. In my mind, George Lucas was like, hey,
Speaker 2: invite Donald Fazon because I might put him on one
Speaker 2: of the leads of one of my new films. Okay, sir,
Speaker 2: we'll invite him. And then you get there and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh no, he's one of those guys who asked me
Speaker 2: how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy, dude.
Speaker 1: I sat in front of him for Revenge of the
Speaker 1: Scyth right, and he's behind me. And I loved Revenge
Speaker 1: of the Sith. Even when I saw it back in
Speaker 1: the day. I loved it.
Speaker 2: I saw Joel look at the face Joel's giving you.
Speaker 1: And I sat in front of him, and I remember
Speaker 1: I was there and we had you know, we had
Speaker 1: cocktails before the movie. It was like this big MTV premiere.
Speaker 1: We had cocktails, we had food. I might have even
Speaker 1: smoked a cigarette back then. This was a long time ago, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm there with this girl that I'm dating and
Speaker 1: we are watching Revenge of the Sith and the movie
Speaker 1: ends and I turn around and I look at him
Speaker 1: and I can see he's like, what would you think?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, it was fucking amazing. You did it, George,
Speaker 1: You you fucking did it. Oh my God, I'm losing
Speaker 1: my mind. I grab him, I give him a hip hop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give him a big hug and everything. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you. You did it, George, you fucking
Speaker 1: did it. And I turn around and I go, who,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. He fucking did it. And I
Speaker 1: say it to the girl I'm dating at the time.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, babe, your breath smells
Speaker 1: oh so bad right now.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, all in his face, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, George, you fucking did it.
Speaker 4: Ude.
Speaker 2: By the way, I have another embarrassing story related to
Speaker 2: Star Wars. You did?
Speaker 1: Oh what did I do?
Speaker 2: Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an idea?
Speaker 1: God? She has an identical and you went.
Speaker 2: And congratulated the identical twin.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I let go and you know what,
Speaker 1: and here's the problem with it, here's the problem with them.
Speaker 2: No, Bro, that was embarrassing. I was with you that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then she laughed at
Speaker 1: me about it after I told I was like, I
Speaker 1: just fucking went up to your sister and congratulated her
Speaker 1: on Star Wars.
Speaker 2: You were so dialed in with these people. I just
Speaker 2: don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends
Speaker 2: with the cowboy hat guy, Dave Filoni, Dave Felony. You're
Speaker 2: friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George
Speaker 2: Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't
Speaker 2: these fucking people hire you to be in these movies?
Speaker 1: I did Felicity with jj A Brooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, You're like, it's God, But I really, I really
Speaker 2: want to make it one of my life priorities to
Speaker 2: at least get you in one of these movies. I mean,
Speaker 2: fucking Ed Sheeran's in costume hidden doing cameos in these movies.
Speaker 1: Why can't hearons in Game of Thrones too?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, why can't you what he is?
Speaker 1: Because one I don't can I call?
Speaker 2: Who can I call?
Speaker 1: You got a lot of friends you could call? Dude,
Speaker 1: you're freaking well I was. I was at the same
Speaker 1: Spielberg and makes Spielberg called Lucas. Call Lucas, who will
Speaker 1: have been called everybody over at Disney. You know who
Speaker 1: you need to get in touch with. These are the
Speaker 1: two people I need you to get in touch with
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, Figgy.
Speaker 2: Okay. I don't really know Foggy, but I'm writing it down.
Speaker 2: Kevin Foggy, Okay, I'm gonna call him today. Who else?
Speaker 2: And the head of Disney, Well, Sean Bailey is a
Speaker 2: friend of mine. He's uh, he's the head of production,
Speaker 2: President of production at Disney. So I'm gonna call Sean Bailey. Okay,
Speaker 2: Sean Bailey fig Okay. Now, will you make sure that
Speaker 2: when you meet them you have a mint in your mouth?
Speaker 1: I will will definitely, I will definitely mint up that day.
Speaker 1: I will not only mint up that day, I will
Speaker 1: keep all of my emotions buried as Jedi do.
Speaker 2: I was on I hung out with j while he
Speaker 2: was making the last Star Wars movie. We were staying
Speaker 2: at the same hotel, and I would often see him
Speaker 2: in the lobby of the hotel and we would we
Speaker 2: would shoot the ship and I'm I remember him sitting
Speaker 2: with a laptop clearly in my mind, which was tweaking
Speaker 2: the screenplay over by the fireplace and the lobby in London,
Speaker 2: and I thought, oh my god, Donald would freak out
Speaker 2: right now, JJ's over by the fireplace what looks clearly
Speaker 2: like doing a rewrite of the script.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, you're so lucky that I was not there, I.
Speaker 2: Know, because you would have gone over and be like
Speaker 2: you did that. No, no, no, like Donald, get off
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: No no, no, let's let's let's let's just be honest
Speaker 1: with it, with it all. The order of appreciation for
Speaker 1: the Star Wars trilogies, Yeah, is the first trilogy. Obviously,
Speaker 1: the Empire strikes back New Hope, returning to Jedi, those
Speaker 1: three then you gotta go Clone Wars. You gotta do
Speaker 1: all of that stuff. You gotta go episode one, two
Speaker 1: and three, and then you gotta go.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't weigh in, Joelle, please weigh in,
Speaker 2: because you saw.
Speaker 1: You gotta go seven eight nine, you know, you know.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And the thing about seven eight nine is it started
Speaker 1: so great and then it the kind of went off
Speaker 1: in a direction that nobody you know, some people love it,
Speaker 1: some people don't love it, and then they try to,
Speaker 1: you know, correct it, and I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people really really loved the
Speaker 1: new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little
Speaker 1: you know, a little infny dippity about it. I love
Speaker 1: Star Wars for the rest of my life, don't ever
Speaker 1: get it twisted. I will always be a true fan
Speaker 1: of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last
Speaker 1: trilogy was my favorite.
Speaker 3: That's all good, Like, that's super fair. I feel like
Speaker 3: it's definitely a fifty to fifty split on fans. I
Speaker 3: think it'll see a lot Like with the original or
Speaker 3: with the prequels, we saw a lot of kids who
Speaker 3: that was their first Star Wars are like write or
Speaker 3: die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything.
Speaker 3: The people's are amazing. It's my first experience. So I'm
Speaker 3: sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no,
Speaker 3: Kylo was everything, and I really like the relationship between
Speaker 3: Read and Kilo, and there's a lot to love. Scene wise,
Speaker 3: there's just kind of like sea and moments.
Speaker 1: Scenes and exactly Joel, You're nailing.
Speaker 3: It was like what is even happening or just good.
Speaker 1: Or just a storyline between Kylo and and Ray you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and how and how they found
Speaker 1: each other and the you know, it gets a little twisted.
Speaker 1: I feel like, and this is just my personal belief
Speaker 1: and I love you know I as a movie by itself.
Speaker 1: I think the last Jedi is a good movie, but
Speaker 1: in the trilogy form, I don't think it fits at all.
Speaker 1: I think it's like and I think it's because they
Speaker 1: are writing around shit. In the two That Surrounded you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So and the Force Awakens, they
Speaker 1: wrote a story, he deviates from the story, and then
Speaker 1: JJ tries to correct, but the.
Speaker 3: Course correcting at the end did not work for me.
Speaker 3: I love the Last Jedi. It's my favorite of the
Speaker 3: new trilogy, but it's because it has a lot of
Speaker 3: tropes that I was born a Star War. They takes
Speaker 3: a lot of the pone Wars moments that I love
Speaker 3: and brought them to the like the big screen, and
Speaker 3: I was all like, although, blowing up the ship like
Speaker 3: that's my next tattoo, very legitimate.
Speaker 1: But who hold out?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: And we had to fuck this hold over?
Speaker 3: You had read the book Princess of alder On, you
Speaker 3: would exactly.
Speaker 1: Read Yeah, totally, I totally get that. But for the
Speaker 1: majority of Star Wars fans, who the fuck is hold out?
Speaker 1: It's like people that it's like introducing Darth Maul again
Speaker 1: in Solo. Most of the people didn't want. Most Star
Speaker 1: Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the
Speaker 1: Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels, so they have
Speaker 1: no idea that Darth Maul survives this fall uh from
Speaker 1: uh from obi Wan when obi Wan slices happens. Hold on,
Speaker 1: just just wait a second.
Speaker 2: I'm worried people are tuning out. I'm worried about it.
Speaker 2: I'm worried that people are We're gonna podcast, We're gonna
Speaker 2: We're gonna pen it.
Speaker 1: Now, we're gonna pen it. Now, let's get back to scrubs.
Speaker 1: Is that something you want to say? Joel period on it,
Speaker 1: and then we can move on.
Speaker 3: But just this is the new, the new conversation of nerds.
Speaker 3: All nerds. You had to read all the comics to
Speaker 3: go into the movies the TV shows to enjoy this stuff,
Speaker 3: because that'shere all the GT details were, and that's how
Speaker 3: we separated. And I don't want to reopen argument of
Speaker 3: what a true nerd is. You can like things and
Speaker 3: be as nerdy about them as you want to. But
Speaker 3: I find something so so satisfying about having read one
Speaker 3: hundred comic books and thirty six novels and getting to
Speaker 3: the movie and then all of that backward is paid
Speaker 3: off in the film, it's peoipul. I know it alienates
Speaker 3: some people and that frustut is people, but get on board,
Speaker 3: like it's.
Speaker 1: Awesome, Joelle, you and I are the same person. I've
Speaker 1: read damn near every Star Wars comic book, like I
Speaker 1: have singles, I have the actual graphic novels I have
Speaker 1: at all. But that being said, man, it's like you
Speaker 1: got to look at it as a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't read that shit, and because they don't read that shit,
Speaker 1: you got to keep the story. You know, you can
Speaker 1: still pay homage and have little inside jokes, but you
Speaker 1: can't make actual storyline about things that happen in the
Speaker 1: comic that only you, like a million people read, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, you just can't. You just what you're saying
Speaker 1: the same yet, and that being said five six eight
Speaker 1: about you made a bunch of said, he's a story,
Speaker 1: so here.
Speaker 2: I think we should have kept going. I just think
Speaker 2: we should have kept the preamble because you know why
Speaker 2: people are gonna think Joel and Donald have begun a
Speaker 2: Star Wars podcast. And I accidentally clicked on that.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was literally only three minutes, dude.
Speaker 2: It was literally it was great. I was able to
Speaker 2: get a light nap in listen Isaac Isaac Washington, Ted
Speaker 2: Lang from The Love Boat. Yes, he's how awesome is that?
Speaker 1: He's amazing in this episode too.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's a good actor. And I always thought that.
Speaker 1: He had done more episodes than just this one. I
Speaker 1: thought he was in two of them.
Speaker 2: Now, did you watch The Love Boat? There's so many
Speaker 2: episodes of love It's like over two hundred episodes of
Speaker 2: the Love Boat. Did you watch, kid?
Speaker 1: I watched several, So it's up the Love Boat. I
Speaker 1: do believe he did more than this. I think we didn't.
Speaker 1: We have other cast members from The Love Boat on?
Speaker 2: Yes, well Doc Doc was on? Wasn't Doc on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I believe so I could. Let's this is a
Speaker 1: Scrubs Wiki question.
Speaker 2: No, we can't put him to work right away. Dude,
Speaker 2: how are we doing with him? Joelle? Do we getting
Speaker 2: him his vocal pops? Okay, he's happy.
Speaker 1: You got to keep him, marry happy.
Speaker 2: It's like you gotta keep you gotta feed the beast.
Speaker 2: You gotta give him a swag every time he answers
Speaker 2: a question, Donald.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do the recap?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Did you rehearse?
Speaker 1: I didn't this time.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me get my timer ready. I don't really
Speaker 2: think this is I'm gonna say something controversial that I
Speaker 2: don't say very often. Right, this episode is not that.
Speaker 1: Great, Okay, I I wow, that's that's something to be said.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's all right. And by the way, to all
Speaker 2: stars behind it, Matt Tarsus and Mark Bucklan, I'm just
Speaker 2: saying it wasn't one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: I didn't l it doesn't really go anywhere at the end.
Speaker 1: This is just like a day in the life in
Speaker 1: the hospital and it kind of you'll kind of hear
Speaker 1: that in my recap.
Speaker 2: It feels like a B side.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like a it's like a It's like right,
Speaker 1: it's like the Wu Tang Clan came out with Protect
Speaker 1: Your Neck, and on the B side was Method Man.
Speaker 1: The Method Man's song is Dope and the Protected next.
Speaker 1: I can't this is a bad example because both songs
Speaker 1: are so really just really good.
Speaker 2: All right. This is I think we all know a
Speaker 2: song on the album that comes out that's like, eh,
Speaker 2: it's not the best song, but I'll still play it, right,
Speaker 2: And that's how I feel about this episode. It's like
Speaker 2: it's fine. There's some funny shit in there. The opera
Speaker 2: singer singing mister mistake, and there's some there's a couple
Speaker 2: of funny things. But I was I didn't I didn't
Speaker 2: really laugh out loud that much.
Speaker 1: Okay, Rob said, here we go.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, let me get my timer ready, Okay, and go.
Speaker 1: The gang has reached a new level of confidence, but
Speaker 1: all make big mistakes in this episode. They all have
Speaker 1: to learn to live with it, because, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: in real life, you don't get a do over. Some
Speaker 1: find it very challenging, some find it very easy, but
Speaker 1: in the end, all of them are happy with how
Speaker 1: they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or
Speaker 1: so it seems.
Speaker 2: Well, that was twenty three seconds.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's what I feel like.
Speaker 2: You need to be really using your time because I'm
Speaker 2: trying to listen.
Speaker 1: I have anxiety over this every fucking episode.
Speaker 2: Good, you had seven seconds. You could have gone into
Speaker 2: detail about the janitor wearing a white coat.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because that's not the that's not the that's
Speaker 1: not a recap. That's when you.
Speaker 2: When you have when you're when you're fucking just giving
Speaker 2: up seven seconds you could be talking about the B
Speaker 2: story of the C story.
Speaker 1: You could that's but I think that's what we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do in the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, but you could also be like. And also the
Speaker 2: janitor you can be like. And also the janitor wears
Speaker 2: a white coat because he tries.
Speaker 1: To tell me, tell me if I have tell me
Speaker 1: if I get this in seven seconds. And also the
Speaker 1: janitor wears a white coat because JD decided to wear
Speaker 1: a white coat to work one day.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, that was a very funny.
Speaker 1: Storyline, though I thought. I thought the fact that no,
Speaker 1: well that too, but the fact that JD decided to
Speaker 1: wear you know what, I'm a fucking resident. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear a white coat to work, right, and and
Speaker 1: and because I'm important and I'm a doctor and I
Speaker 1: need this white He was feeling himself. He was totally
Speaker 1: feeling himself. He's feeling accomplished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Well, and then a little bit of trivia.
Speaker 2: Doctor Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode.
Speaker 1: Which is odd because he wears a white coat always.
Speaker 2: Right, and I think I get I'm assuming it was
Speaker 2: some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By
Speaker 2: the way, his biceps. He must have done a lot
Speaker 2: of I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh,
Speaker 2: I won't wear a white coat, just to really accentuate
Speaker 2: what a dork JD is, And then Johnny was like,
Speaker 2: but but in lieu of a white coat, my biceps
Speaker 2: are going to be fucking pumped.
Speaker 1: He doesn't fuck around, man.
Speaker 2: You can tell he was curling before you've seen You can.
Speaker 1: Tell that Johnny does not fucking around when it comes
Speaker 1: to fitness. Man, his fitness was you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how you know his His wife is very health
Speaker 1: conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Johnny was like that before he
Speaker 1: met her, but he definitely was putting on.
Speaker 2: He was definitely in diety wise. But bro, he was
Speaker 2: always ripped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was putting that work.
Speaker 4: He puts us to.
Speaker 2: Shame, dude, Yeah, he is. Reason how are you doing
Speaker 2: on your fitness thing? By the way, because I've been
Speaker 2: being a little lazy. I mean, obviously I've got a
Speaker 2: few things on my mind, but I've been I haven't
Speaker 2: really been killing it.
Speaker 1: Well, until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies.
Speaker 1: I'm in deep shit. Pretty much like I were stuck
Speaker 1: in a loop. I work out an hour every day
Speaker 1: pretty much. I work out, you know, with the trainer.
Speaker 1: I work out, you know, on my peloton. I have
Speaker 1: food that's delivered to me. The shout out to Trifecta Nutrition.
Speaker 2: Do you know, by the way in there's an allowable
Speaker 2: amount of of like insect and rodent parts allowed in tuna.
Speaker 1: Well, you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows you
Speaker 1: to allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to eat a certain amount.
Speaker 2: Of I'm sure it's in all foods because you just
Speaker 2: can't control. You can't get if you have a factory,
Speaker 2: you can't get your insects slash roadent problem down to zero.
Speaker 2: But there is like literally you can google it. There's
Speaker 2: like an allowable amount of like roach slash rat parts
Speaker 2: allowed in tuna fish. Did you know that, Joel?
Speaker 1: You're ruining food for so many people.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you. If you don't believe me, if
Speaker 2: you're sitting there listening, going if.
Speaker 1: You like tuna salad sandwich, you might want to change your.
Speaker 2: Joel, can you google what the allowable amount of roach
Speaker 2: slash rodent parts in tuna is is Google, like Joel's
Speaker 2: gonna Joe Well's gonna do it for you guys, because
Speaker 2: you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes. I'm
Speaker 2: listening to podcasts while I do dishes. It's nice to
Speaker 2: speeds along the dishes.
Speaker 1: Does it. Yeah, you have a lot of dishes like
Speaker 1: that where you gotta be where you're washing for an hour.
Speaker 2: And well, my girlfriends are really good. No, it's the
Speaker 2: whole pocket. My girlfriend's a really good cook and she's
Speaker 2: always mate.
Speaker 1: Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans
Speaker 1: doesn't make her a really good cook. Bro.
Speaker 2: You know for a fact, my girlfriend's a ridiculous cook.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's are very fucking good cook. She's a phenomenon.
Speaker 2: Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also
Speaker 2: there's like breads going during the day and it's like
Speaker 2: a whole thing, and I'm so appreciative it. But then
Speaker 2: I look at the sink and it's like like psycho
Speaker 2: and so I.
Speaker 1: Gotta god, Joelle's face is not making She's not making.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3: This is According to LiveScience dot com, ground cinnamon can
Speaker 3: contain up to an average of four hundred insect fragments
Speaker 3: per fifty grams regular can do an average of three
Speaker 3: hundred insect fragments per ten grams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on tuna, I remember tuna being high.
Speaker 1: How many grams in announce? Specifically twenty eight grams in announced?
Speaker 1: How do you know that, Daniel?
Speaker 2: How do you think I know that?
Speaker 1: Could you be selling that ship on the regular?
Speaker 2: Don't get the cobs coming to the store? Wait a
Speaker 2: second coming after?
Speaker 1: Did you find say coming to beat the Feds? Did
Speaker 1: you find feds?
Speaker 2: Did you find tuna? Joelle?
Speaker 1: I think that's what Daniel to show to you. No,
Speaker 1: he was talking about how many grams and how.
Speaker 2: No, No, Joelle, Yeah, tuna look tuna specifically because I
Speaker 2: remember reading that being like, oh, you're allowed to have
Speaker 2: rat parts in your tuna. By the way, my episode
Speaker 2: is supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby,
Speaker 2: but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys
Speaker 2: have it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I think it's on the DVD version.
Speaker 2: Oh see, this is one of those examples of they
Speaker 2: replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat
Speaker 2: Stephens song Here Comes My Baby.
Speaker 1: And I found it very interesting in this episode that
Speaker 1: a bunch of doctors didn't know where the g spot was.
Speaker 2: M Well, I found that Sarah's character to know the
Speaker 2: gees no, and the young she was a nurse. She
Speaker 2: was a young nurse.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean listen man, come on, now, come on, buddy.
Speaker 2: I think that that it wasn't like she was that
Speaker 2: particular young woman didn't know And because Sarah was being
Speaker 2: slut shamed by the way, this episode is about someone
Speaker 2: being slut shamed. Yeah, and uh yeah, Sarah is slutshained
Speaker 2: by the entire hospital because she had a one night stand.
Speaker 1: That's I find that very interesting. And this is an
Speaker 1: age old argument, but I find it very interesting that
Speaker 1: women aren't allowed to or in society society base women
Speaker 1: aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to
Speaker 1: be without being shamed for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's ridiculous too, and I think this
Speaker 2: episode early on was trying to was trying to point
Speaker 2: it out how boll shit. It was also Sarah's looking
Speaker 2: for some sort of identity. Elliott's looking for some sort
Speaker 2: of identity in the hospital. She doesn't really have any.
Speaker 2: You and Judy tell her that her only an identity
Speaker 2: is being white, and and she's looking for something that
Speaker 2: will help her stand out. So then as much as
Speaker 2: she doesn't like the attention she gets for this one
Speaker 2: night stand, she's then starting to enjoy it a little
Speaker 2: bit because she's like, oh, I love you know. Towards
Speaker 2: the end she starts like feeling it a little bit.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm Elliott Reid tramp.
Speaker 1: But there's nothing. That's the one thing that I'm that
Speaker 1: I find. It's just a little weird to me because
Speaker 1: you know, a guy sleeps with a lot of girls
Speaker 1: and he can still be looked at as a stud.
Speaker 1: A girl sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut.
Speaker 2: You know, why is that?
Speaker 1: Why is that I understand I don't. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it either.
Speaker 3: Because's body needs to be a commodity and so it
Speaker 3: can be tarn ish. Where it's a guy, I can't
Speaker 3: charge his body because not worth than anything other than
Speaker 3: what you can fite for. But if a girl's body
Speaker 3: is violated, then when she worth marrying. And we just
Speaker 3: haven't let go of that thought process.
Speaker 4: That's stupid.
Speaker 1: That's some stupid ass ship right there, Joelle. That can't
Speaker 1: I can't get over that.
Speaker 2: It is real talk though, that it's bullshit that there
Speaker 2: is a double standard and women can't do all the
Speaker 2: fun adventures.
Speaker 1: No, they can't.
Speaker 2: They're going to get shamed for it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: But that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: I agree, that's fucking bullshit. All the guys. The whole
Speaker 2: point in this episode is these guys, all these these
Speaker 2: Manto surgeons are all chest bumping and high fiving and
Speaker 2: talking about women. And then Sarah like goes and has
Speaker 2: a one night stand and the whole hospital is talking
Speaker 2: about it, and everyone's staring at her, and everyone's giggling,
Speaker 2: and everyone's and and this game of telephone goes around
Speaker 2: the whole hospital until finally it gets whispered in her
Speaker 2: ear and she's like listening and she's, wait, I'm Elliott Reid.
Speaker 1: And you didn't laugh at that. You didn't think that
Speaker 1: was funny.
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny. I thought Sarah was funny
Speaker 2: in this. She made me laugh a few times. And
Speaker 2: Rob made me laugh a few times when he when
Speaker 2: when he and he's when he's doing his motor boating,
Speaker 2: I mean, he does some funny.
Speaker 1: I laughed. I thought it was real cool the way
Speaker 1: it was shot me high fiving all of my friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was and all of that stuff, and then
Speaker 2: it cuts to me and go, bye bye TK.
Speaker 1: I thought that was very funny.
Speaker 2: What about your lisp which is really prominent, and you go,
Speaker 2: it's very I wrote it down. You wrote my back
Speaker 2: is as swollen as Elliott's big ass breath, sir, horrible.
Speaker 2: How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp?
Speaker 1: I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill
Speaker 1: was fired, Like, you gotta cut that shit.
Speaker 2: And now I see what Bill? And these are the
Speaker 2: takes Bill chose. Yeah, and I'm sure you made you
Speaker 2: a d r A, but adr it any better because
Speaker 2: you got the fucking list.
Speaker 1: It's That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs
Speaker 1: was my my teeth. You know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: went from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to
Speaker 1: season nine when I freaking get my teeth picked like
Speaker 1: in season nine, I have temporaries and so you'll notice
Speaker 1: it when we start watching. My teeth look like fucking
Speaker 1: got you know, I got jacked up teeth, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: How many how many types? How many different rounds of
Speaker 2: teeth have you had? I've had like four, oh my god,
Speaker 2: see how your baby teeth? Right, baby, the baby teeth
Speaker 2: that I started with.
Speaker 1: Then we then I tried to correct the baby teeth
Speaker 1: that I When I look back at it now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't correct it because my smile was
Speaker 1: so youthful. But it was because I had teeth of
Speaker 1: a child.
Speaker 2: But I have a question, did your teeth? Did your
Speaker 2: baby teeth never fall out?
Speaker 1: They did, except for one one didn't fall out and
Speaker 1: it was stuck.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you have it pulled?
Speaker 1: Because the big tooth grew around it and I would
Speaker 1: have had a big gap in my uh in my
Speaker 1: mouth from that happening.
Speaker 2: Okay, did not take you to the dentist or some shit.
Speaker 1: They did, But I didn't want to get braces. I
Speaker 1: was like, get the fuck out, I'm not getting braces.
Speaker 2: Ironic, And then ironically, your most famous role was having
Speaker 2: braces to hide your fucked up teeth.
Speaker 1: To hide my fucked up teeth.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then we're in scrubs and you get your
Speaker 2: teeth Redney, and then you had them redone again.
Speaker 1: Well I got them redone. I got a bridge put in,
Speaker 1: and then one night, while eating uh from green Blatz.
Speaker 1: I was eating a Rubert Postrami Ruben sandwich from Green
Speaker 1: Blats and the bread was extra hard, and I broke
Speaker 1: my bridge. And so when I went back to get
Speaker 1: the bridge fixed, he was like, why don't we just
Speaker 1: put a screw in it and there you won't ever
Speaker 1: have to worry about a bridge again. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, let's do that shit. And then the
Speaker 1: screw that they the faked tooth that they put in
Speaker 1: was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth. And
Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, now we got to
Speaker 1: fix this. Now, I gotta for symmetry purposes, let's fix
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And that's how That's how it happened.
Speaker 2: Now these do these ones come out at night? You
Speaker 2: put them in like a cup.
Speaker 1: They're not dentures, Oh I pictures.
Speaker 2: They pop them out at night. Do you put that
Speaker 2: little tablet in there?
Speaker 1: I don't like you right now with my grandfather, you.
Speaker 2: Put that a little bubbly tablet in there.
Speaker 1: It's real funny when Mike, when when I vented my
Speaker 1: grandfather and he would wake up in the morning and
Speaker 1: didn't have his teeth in how its face looked. I
Speaker 1: could only imagine me right now with no teeth in
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not a good look. It's not
Speaker 2: it's a good book for hey, listen, I can be
Speaker 2: self deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin,
Speaker 2: and that really you know, a lot of times the
Speaker 2: cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way
Speaker 2: that I I didn't mind the way I looked, but
Speaker 2: this episode in particular, I could going, Oh, that is
Speaker 2: not a good angle I have. I just have no chin.
Speaker 1: I disagree with that.
Speaker 2: Someone once wrote about me like some like reporter was
Speaker 2: like writing a review, and I'm like, the chinless brath.
Speaker 1: See, that's some bullshit, and that's tab that's a tabloid
Speaker 1: speaking right now.
Speaker 2: It was obviously it obviously wasn't a nice person, but
Speaker 2: that's what they wrote.
Speaker 1: There's no way that's a respectable journalist, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Anybody who's gonna sit there and make fun
Speaker 1: of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real
Speaker 1: journalist because we all come in different I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying if I were to get dancers like yours, I
Speaker 2: would get like chin dentures.
Speaker 1: I don't have dentures. You fucking let's go to break.
Speaker 1: We gotta go to break. Let's go to break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if they made like a chin, I
Speaker 2: know they make chin implants, but I'm not gonna go
Speaker 2: have surgery. But if they were like a temporary thing,
Speaker 2: like it was like a equivalent of dentures. But it
Speaker 2: just kind of clipped on and made me look like
Speaker 2: I had a bigger chin, maybe I'll get a prosthetic
Speaker 2: for like one of my roles, one of my movie parts.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel that way about my hair, man,
Speaker 2: I feel that way about my hair. You know a
Speaker 2: lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair.
Speaker 2: I have hair that is leaving me. It's get plugs though,
Speaker 2: No black people can't get plugs. Why.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't do well, Like it doesn't do well
Speaker 1: with the with the the healing process and all of
Speaker 1: these other things. They don't. It just doesn't if you
Speaker 1: look it up, African American hair doesn't do well with
Speaker 1: hair plugs. That's why in all the Bosley commercials it's
Speaker 1: mostly white men.
Speaker 2: Oh I never knew that. Yeah, what about it to
Speaker 2: you pay?
Speaker 1: What about you kiss my ass? What about let's get
Speaker 1: back into the show.
Speaker 3: Jamie Fox has a great one.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that. I know that. I know
Speaker 1: that Jamie does wear his hair. Okay, is this something
Speaker 1: we can talk about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's halfway pictures. I don't have the
Speaker 3: real skinny on what's going on, but you can see
Speaker 3: that that Lebron James to get here like constantly.
Speaker 1: Well that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there.
Speaker 1: It's his hairline.
Speaker 2: Dude, Lebron's guy.
Speaker 1: Lebron was bold.
Speaker 2: Dude, why do you call Lebron's guy? I'm sure because
Speaker 2: you know what I think.
Speaker 1: Lebron did the hair plugs and it worked for him
Speaker 1: because he has the scar on his head. Now that's
Speaker 1: the problem with hair plugs. You had to get a
Speaker 1: scar on your head.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to call Lebron and ask him
Speaker 2: who did his plugs? Because I'm making another Cultuy, I'm
Speaker 2: calling Figgy, I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to add Lebron?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, Lebron hair plugs for Donald. Got a lot
Speaker 2: of calls to me today.
Speaker 1: The funniest part, Well, Malcolm McConaughey, what the hell did
Speaker 1: he do? Because that sit was on its way out,
Speaker 1: and now he has a fullhead of hair. He looks
Speaker 1: like freaking He's got a gold he's got golden locks, he's.
Speaker 4: Got a mane. You know what.
Speaker 2: The funniest part of this episode is what's that Ted's office? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we see Ted's office for the first time, and I
Speaker 2: wrote it down. He's so funny. I told him that
Speaker 2: he has anosma, Ted Lang and he goes, you cut
Speaker 2: off someone's nose. Where is it? Do you have it
Speaker 2: with you? You're disgusting, get rid of the nose. And
Speaker 2: then I go, Ted, just calm out. He goes, maybe
Speaker 2: you should calm down, and then he goes to his
Speaker 2: file folder and pulls it out and fills out a
Speaker 2: file that says, oh, we don't have to worry, it's
Speaker 2: not our fault. And then I go, okay, thanks Ted,
Speaker 2: and he goes, it's my birthday and You're like what,
Speaker 2: And I'm like what and he goes nothing, and I
Speaker 2: leave and he goes to himself and many more.
Speaker 1: And it pays off in the end. It pays off
Speaker 1: in the end when Judy's like when Judy goes and
Speaker 1: tells Kelso about Cox actually not making a mistake, and
Speaker 1: the hospital won't get sued, right, And he's like, now
Speaker 1: get out of here because he's pissed that he can't
Speaker 1: barade cocks. And you know, make Cox feel low because
Speaker 1: I get out here because I'm about to make somebody hurt.
Speaker 1: And here comes Ted with his cupcake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for his birthday. He's got a cupcake with a
Speaker 2: candle in it that he's lit for himself.
Speaker 1: He's like, you mind if I sit down, if I
Speaker 1: sit down.
Speaker 2: And kills He's like, yes, please, by all means. That's
Speaker 2: so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd?
Speaker 1: Sam Lloyd amazing? Rest in peace? Sam Lloyd so amazing
Speaker 1: on this we.
Speaker 2: Speaking of rest in peace. I got to mention that
Speaker 2: that beautiful woman from Glee who they who they found today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they found they found they found a body. They haven't.
Speaker 1: TMZ says it's a they haven't.
Speaker 2: That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people
Speaker 2: are just dying in the most horrible ways. It feels
Speaker 2: like lately yeah, and and and and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I thought that that that she I never met her
Speaker 2: in real life, but man, she was so talented and
Speaker 2: out on a boat with her kid. I mean, fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's really crazy. Kelly Preston, Kelly Preston
Speaker 1: rest in peace. Yeah, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3: And you guys, Russell Westbrook was just chested positive for
Speaker 3: COVID nineteen.
Speaker 2: Wow, who's that? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So, Russell Westbrook is is one of the NBA's elite players.
Speaker 1: He's the only NBA player since Bill No since Oscar
Speaker 1: Robertson to average a triple double for an entire season.
Speaker 1: He's done it for a couple of seasons. Uh, and
Speaker 1: he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: So the basketball season is not going to really be
Speaker 2: able to happen, right.
Speaker 1: They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen,
Speaker 1: if all of these.
Speaker 2: Golf is different golf, you're out on your own. These
Speaker 2: guys are going to be bumping up against each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if you can can that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: If you can contain the virus in that bubble and
Speaker 1: it not blow up in that bubble, you can then
Speaker 1: have a season. The problem. You would do it if
Speaker 1: I could, If you could safely tell me that everyone
Speaker 1: is being tested going into this bubble, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: do it. So what's that's like going and doing a
Speaker 1: movie right now, they would assure you they're not going
Speaker 1: to be able to I totally agree, but if they
Speaker 1: could assure you, we'll have everybody crew included, and food
Speaker 1: being made within everything, catering everything. No one leaves this
Speaker 1: bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly.
Speaker 7: And then it all it takes is one person to
Speaker 7: go make that mistake. Yeah, Beard fa says in the
Speaker 7: background in this episode, Yeah, good to see mckhead is
Speaker 7: in this episode. Mickhead is one of the guys ogling
Speaker 7: Sarah Chalk.
Speaker 1: Yes, at the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of men are What about when Todd is
Speaker 2: playing the bongos on doctor Amato's head, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very funny to me. How about, uh,
Speaker 1: would you say doctor Amato?
Speaker 2: Doctor Almao?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say before that?
Speaker 2: But you say something wrong, Doctor Amato. By the way,
Speaker 2: they couldn't have found a shorter actor, and so there's
Speaker 2: there's all this like creative camera work to try and
Speaker 2: make him seem shorter than he actually is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, the guy did a great job, but I
Speaker 2: don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one shot where at the end it's definitely
Speaker 1: a camera up high on a high angle looking down
Speaker 1: at him, and then on a camera on a low
Speaker 1: angle looking Yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Had to accentuate it to make it. I mean, he's
Speaker 2: sure he's a short man, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean they tried to make him hobbit short though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they tried to. They tried to do some Hobbit ship, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you really like cheated the size of him. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: When she Elliot's talking about you know, when she gets
Speaker 2: into it, but she says, I'm Elliott Reid Tramp. She
Speaker 2: starts to get into it, and she's like, I told
Speaker 2: I told her the only two sexual positions I know,
Speaker 2: and then I just started naming bugs. And then she goes,
Speaker 2: the thing is she said, she already tried stink bug.
Speaker 2: That was funny.
Speaker 1: We should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been
Speaker 1: playing now that Joel brought to our attention.
Speaker 2: I brought it to your attention.
Speaker 1: Well, Joel brought it to your attention.
Speaker 2: You know, she didn't you. Oh, I saw it on Twitter.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Uh, you already said quite a few
Speaker 1: things from the I was on time, are you playing
Speaker 1: the game?
Speaker 5: And no?
Speaker 1: But I looked at and I was like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem
Speaker 1: to do in every episode or almost every episode, enough
Speaker 1: so that somebody can play a game of bingo.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't have it in front of me. What
Speaker 2: were some of the things?
Speaker 1: Well, you saying that's funny?
Speaker 2: Have I said that so far?
Speaker 1: You said that several times?
Speaker 4: So far?
Speaker 1: Okay, me being late, me saying you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Us arguing, us arguing, five, six, seven, eight, Yeah, you singing,
Speaker 1: me singing?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I think it's when Joel or Dan speaks.
Speaker 2: Both happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we.
Speaker 2: Got every everyone covered. Joel, what are some of the
Speaker 2: other ones? You have it up in front of you.
Speaker 3: I was trying to look for it so we could
Speaker 3: give credit.
Speaker 2: It was on Twitter. Yeah, someone made a fake Doctor's
Speaker 2: Real Friends Bingo card.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 2: By the way, I was thinking, you know now that
Speaker 2: Europe is is really conquered this we could go tour
Speaker 2: do this show and tour it across Europe that they
Speaker 2: let us in. Oh that's right, we're not allowed in
Speaker 2: way we're allowed in the UK. We could just tour
Speaker 2: the UK.
Speaker 1: We we'd.
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, imagine Europe starts letting us in again,
Speaker 2: because this country, I'm sorry, we are so fucked with
Speaker 2: this virus right now and it's not getting any better.
Speaker 2: So I thought you and I should go on a
Speaker 2: European tour and we're gonna tour fake doctors, real friends around.
Speaker 2: We're gonna bring Joel and Daniel. We're gonna get a
Speaker 2: big ass tour bus, and we're gonna make the fake
Speaker 2: doctor's real friends express.
Speaker 1: Wow, let's fucking do it. Let's do it like a
Speaker 1: national Lampoon's European tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna go on all the adventures. We're gonna
Speaker 2: do this show live in front of people. They're gonna
Speaker 2: come to the theater. I mean, you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in Europe anyway,
Speaker 2: but I'm saying like soon, all.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm down for that, you know. The second the
Speaker 1: second started up talking about touring recently, So maybe that's.
Speaker 2: What I just think. I'm tired of being in my
Speaker 2: house and I know you are too, And what if
Speaker 2: there was a way once Europe allows American citizens back in.
Speaker 2: How embarrassing is that sentence?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I think I read online there's like only twenty or
Speaker 2: twenty five countries that US citizens are currently allowed into.
Speaker 1: Fucking I read another, I read another, I read another.
Speaker 1: I read another article where it said Florida is the
Speaker 1: fourth highest country, not fourth highest country, but it has
Speaker 1: uh it's the fourth highest in all of the world
Speaker 1: countries included uh COVID. Yeah, it goes something like Germany,
Speaker 1: so another country, the United States of America, and then Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Santus nailed it, nailed it.
Speaker 3: The this let's do a real quick pick up here
Speaker 3: with the fake doctor jil Friend's bingo. Okay, so the
Speaker 3: person who created is on Twitter as at Brown Underscore, Bear, Underscore,
Speaker 3: Moby mob e.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Some of the other topics that would have you been
Speaker 3: able to put on your thing today is Donald does
Speaker 3: an Oprah impression.
Speaker 2: No wait, we haven't gotten there yet, but he's gonna
Speaker 2: do it when we have the guests. So you would
Speaker 2: have had.
Speaker 3: Ask Bill star Wars talk o, my.
Speaker 2: God, star Wars talk.
Speaker 3: Ringtone reference, Willy talk.
Speaker 2: We haven't Oh yeah, we did Willy talk a little.
Speaker 2: We haven't not a ringtone reference, get your ringtones, another one,
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 3: And essential workers shout out, you haven't.
Speaker 2: Done that yet.
Speaker 1: We will haven't done that yet. That's at the end
Speaker 1: of the show and someone talks about wanting.
Speaker 2: A huge top. I do want to hug you now,
Speaker 2: So there you go. Wow. Listen, whoever brown Bear, Moby,
Speaker 2: you did a good job because everybody would would have
Speaker 2: had a full Bengo card. So you guys can get
Speaker 2: your go get your fake doctor. Maybe we should we
Speaker 2: should put that up on the maybe put a link
Speaker 2: to it, Joelle, where can you put it?
Speaker 1: That's a good idea maybe we can make since we've
Speaker 1: got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah merch,
Speaker 1: and it's coming soon people, so just hang on, hang
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, maybe that's how we do it. If
Speaker 1: you can get your Bingo card into Joel the first one.
Speaker 1: How do we do that where we play a big
Speaker 1: ass Bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we
Speaker 1: should start. There's got to be a way to do
Speaker 1: it where we hand out Bengo cards via either email
Speaker 1: or a website where you sign up and you get
Speaker 1: a Bengo.
Speaker 2: That sounds like so much work. How about we just
Speaker 2: put this dude's Bengo card like on a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Because it's the same big Well that's fine too, but
Speaker 1: it's the same Bengo card.
Speaker 2: Though people aren't going to really play it. It's just
Speaker 2: the inside joke of it all.
Speaker 1: No, one doesn't want to fucking play Bingo.
Speaker 2: You think you be like, Okay, the show is starting,
Speaker 2: I get my card out. No, it's not gonna tipen
Speaker 2: and it's just a joke.
Speaker 1: They were getting the booze out when the show started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they said, like someone told me I read
Speaker 2: on one of the comments was good thing this isn't
Speaker 2: a drinking game, because we'd all be ship faced.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, so, you guys do have
Speaker 3: from our kimbucha friends GTS Kombucha. Uh, they are offering
Speaker 3: to send free kombucha to you the fans. We can
Speaker 3: either do it through or if you guys mister Groundbear,
Speaker 3: I can reach out him and say thank you for
Speaker 3: the Bingo card.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: That's a great I discovered a new flavor of GT
Speaker 1: kombuchacha Gingerberry. Oh, ginger Berry, it is good, you know.
Speaker 2: I went to air Onan the health food store here
Speaker 2: and I didn't know that there were like so many
Speaker 2: flavors of g t's kobucha. I just know the ones
Speaker 2: they sent us to. You know, there's like there's so
Speaker 2: many flavors. They had a wholefrigerator rack.
Speaker 4: It was like.
Speaker 1: Ginger Berry, he's good, hold on one second.
Speaker 2: He's probably going to get it. So that's a good idea, Joelle.
Speaker 2: We could I think we give a prize to a
Speaker 2: fan of a fan of a fan, a deserving fan
Speaker 2: of the week, and I think the month of the month, okay,
Speaker 2: because we're not gonna get it that much of the month.
Speaker 2: So this one's this month's prize. We'll go to brown
Speaker 2: Bear Moby yeah a mob for his uh for his
Speaker 2: genius fake Doctor's Real Friends bingo card. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll hit him up on Twitter now and I'll
Speaker 3: let a know we picked a winner.
Speaker 2: Donald while you were away, we decided that we're going
Speaker 2: to give our monthly GT's prize to the creator of
Speaker 2: the Bingo card. Oh yeah, yeah, you are you okay
Speaker 2: with that? And you're the co host, you're the co
Speaker 2: creator of the show. Are you okay with that?
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine with that. Uh, there you go.
Speaker 1: So if you have interesting ideas for our show and
Speaker 1: you want us to or merch ideas or merch ideas,
Speaker 1: and you want to give us, give them to us.
Speaker 1: You won't be just giving them to us. You will
Speaker 1: receive a gift from us.
Speaker 2: You might receive something as dope as a GT's Kimbucha
Speaker 2: care package.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something right now, I drink it
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm out of my last shipment.
Speaker 1: Now I go to the store and buy it now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now I'm gonna have to go buy it too.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna have to go do what you're supposed
Speaker 2: to do and go buy it.
Speaker 1: It's delicious, man, it really is good. I do it.
Speaker 1: I drink when I'm working out. I drink it when
Speaker 1: I'm just chilling out in the house. Mmm hmm, you know. Mmm.
Speaker 1: My wife's like, would you like another GT's Kimbucha? And
Speaker 1: I look at it and I go another.
Speaker 2: One, another one. But you remember, you're only supposed to
Speaker 2: have three a day. Now, that's what GT himself told us.
Speaker 1: That's right, another one. Let's take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words.
Speaker 1: Hello, Jamie Cylander, how do you say your name? Jamie,
Speaker 1: there's the.
Speaker 2: Last thing for your bingo card Donald doing Oprah voice.
Speaker 1: How's it go over?
Speaker 2: How are you good? Good to see you. Welcome to
Speaker 2: Fake Doctor's Real Friends with Donald, Faison's, Zach Braff, Daniel
Speaker 2: Goodman and Joelle Monique. Where are you calling from? Jeanie Toronto?
Speaker 1: Or she got her she got her championship T shirt
Speaker 1: on you all. She's flashing a Toronto Raptors championship T shirt.
Speaker 1: Too bad they lost your boy last year when they
Speaker 1: lost Kawhi Leonard. But yeah, you guys are still really
Speaker 1: you got not only are you. I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I thought you guys were gonna be I
Speaker 1: told you guys were gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakam,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, he can play ball. Your point guard, which
Speaker 1: is think Mike ja Minsky. No, it's not Mike Jaminsky.
Speaker 1: I forget his name. He has a he has a
Speaker 1: very unique name.
Speaker 2: It's like Otis bird song.
Speaker 1: No, it's not Otis Bird's song.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he stepped up. He's now averaging sixteen points a game.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You guys got a little bit of a crew over there.
Speaker 2: Jamie Donald said that he wanted to live in Toronto
Speaker 2: if he could live anywhere.
Speaker 1: I know, I love that.
Speaker 4: I was so excited.
Speaker 1: You should. I love that city. Yeah, it's my kind
Speaker 1: of town, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: What's a good What do you have a favorite bar
Speaker 2: Jamie that Donald and I should go to when more
Speaker 2: in Toronto.
Speaker 1: And when we're in the six.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best.
Speaker 2: So okay, what's your favorite restaurant we should go to?
Speaker 2: Is there a restaurant you should recommend?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope
Speaker 1: because it's not it's not American food. It's not americanized.
Speaker 1: So it's not like, you know, you go and get
Speaker 1: Italian American food, or you go get or you go
Speaker 1: get Ethiopian American food. You actually go get food from
Speaker 1: the culture. So Italian is actually the people that are
Speaker 1: that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. They're
Speaker 1: from Italy and have moved too Little Italy in Toronto,
Speaker 1: so everything's very authentic when it.
Speaker 2: Comes to that sounds good. I just thought Jamie might
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, you have to try such
Speaker 2: and such.
Speaker 1: She's in and out is an amazing burger.
Speaker 2: Like I say, if you come to Los Angeles, you
Speaker 2: have to try Salts Cure. It's like the best restaurant
Speaker 2: in town.
Speaker 4: Isn't that that.
Speaker 1: Restaurant that you own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's good. Come out that place, salts ci
Speaker 2: They do have a great brunch.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, salt does have a great brunch.
Speaker 2: I know, Jamie. Sorry, this episode that you just joined
Speaker 2: has really gone off the rails today. It's all over
Speaker 2: the place, but it will always be remembered as a
Speaker 2: crazy one. Do you have a question for Oprah over here? Yes?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you,
Speaker 5: so I'm wondering when you had to do the episode
Speaker 5: where you were speaking in Spanish, how did that go
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, to be honest with you, but I
Speaker 1: imagine I Judy was hanging out around the set to
Speaker 1: make sure I said my lines correctly, if I remember
Speaker 1: correct I remember, I believe that was the case. But
Speaker 1: I didn't have to speak a lot of Spanish. I
Speaker 1: had to speak very little Spanish. I think Turk spoke
Speaker 1: poor Spanish as a matter of fact, didn't he or yeah,
Speaker 1: learning it so he could talk to Carla's brother who
Speaker 1: spoke Spanish and he kept messing up anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot about your whole nemesis. That was her brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you, Jamie.
Speaker 1: I I'm sure they fed me lines off camera, and
Speaker 1: that's how I was able to do.
Speaker 2: Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie, so he could, like
Speaker 2: he can like mimic things really really well. So I'm
Speaker 2: sure that someone was probably just saying it and he
Speaker 2: was just like copying it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can listen, if you can make if
Speaker 1: it's going to make my performance better, I have no
Speaker 1: problems with line readings, but if it's not going to
Speaker 1: make my performance better, please don't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading
Speaker 2: if someone just saying repeat after me.
Speaker 1: Sure if somebody was like saying like this, Kayota, is
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Okay, kayot I is you know?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lot of reading that was perfect
Speaker 1: said just like I said, good job.
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 1: Do you have another question? Do you have a question?
Speaker 5: Yes, they do. I'm wondering because when I would watch
Speaker 5: it back, I swear my thinking was in your voice over.
Speaker 5: I'm wondering because you haven't really talked about the voiceover work,
Speaker 5: So what was that process?
Speaker 2: Like, that's a good question. No one has asked that.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever asked that.
Speaker 2: By the way, Jamie, kudos to you, because after after
Speaker 2: twenty years of being on the show, Donald and I
Speaker 2: pretty much know the twenty questions we're gonna get asked,
Speaker 2: and you have gone outside the box. No one has
Speaker 2: ever asked me the voiceover process on set because we
Speaker 2: had to time out. You know, a lot of times
Speaker 2: our movement around there would be timed out for how
Speaker 2: long my voiceover was. So in the rehearsal I would
Speaker 2: read it just so everyone could get a sense of
Speaker 2: its place in the scene. And then while we were
Speaker 2: doing the scene, my stand in, whose name was Scott
Speaker 2: rabbidou would would read it. So if we're in the
Speaker 2: middle of a scene and you kind of you know,
Speaker 2: we all had to pause for the voiceover, Scott Rabbitdo
Speaker 2: would be off camera reading the voiceover. And then at
Speaker 2: a certain point in the week I'd find a time
Speaker 2: to go down. They built a sound booth studio into
Speaker 2: the hospital, and I would go down into the sound
Speaker 2: booth and record all my voiceovers for the episode, and
Speaker 2: I'd go into the booth and I'd kind of read
Speaker 2: each one three or four times, kind of trying different
Speaker 2: ways of doing it, trying different speeds and doing them,
Speaker 2: and that would those are what they'd use for editing.
Speaker 2: Then there were times Bill would come, hey, will you
Speaker 2: come in here. I want you to redo this one
Speaker 2: for this reason, or hey, will you come into the
Speaker 2: edit room. I rewrote this one, or hey, you got
Speaker 2: to do this one way faster and wed tweak it
Speaker 2: as we went along, but just so the editors had
Speaker 2: something to work with, I would go in and kind
Speaker 2: of lay them all down, and that's how it was done.
Speaker 2: Very subtle thing that probably only sound engineers would notice
Speaker 2: is there was a different microphone used for the boom
Speaker 2: mic that was recording the actors on on set, versus
Speaker 2: a sort of more voiceover style microphone for the voiceovers.
Speaker 2: And they always added a tiny bit of little reverb,
Speaker 2: but tiny bill little echo to the voiceovers, so that
Speaker 2: if it was ever unclear, the audience in their head
Speaker 2: could distinguish between a voiceover and JD really talking, which
Speaker 2: would only happen sometimes if you were like if I
Speaker 2: was off camera and they'd be like, wait, is JD
Speaker 2: saying that out loud? Or is that a voiceover? So
Speaker 2: they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover.
Speaker 2: If that not everyone.
Speaker 1: Notices, that's great. Do you have another question? We'll give
Speaker 1: you another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you
Speaker 2: really you really uh set the bar high.
Speaker 5: I guess what is a scene that you can remember
Speaker 5: that was just so funny? You guys could barely get
Speaker 5: through it, Oh.
Speaker 2: Singing guy, I love to each other. That when when
Speaker 2: when he holds up his fist and I say, you're
Speaker 2: the only man that's ever been inside of me and
Speaker 2: you grab my fist yeah, and goes whoo who boa
Speaker 2: I just took out his appendix and I clarify and
Speaker 2: he goes, no, no, no, you go like this, You go,
Speaker 2: oh no, oh no, I feel like we should clarify.
Speaker 2: There's no need to clarify.
Speaker 1: Oh no, just let it grow more and more each day.
Speaker 2: It's like I married my best friend, but in.
Speaker 1: A totally man louis Let's go.
Speaker 2: I love what I love about the let's go is
Speaker 2: the let's go was let's go to the end of
Speaker 2: the bed. And sing.
Speaker 1: So let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's go guy, let's go to the Let's walk two
Speaker 2: feet to the right and sing the rest of this song.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 6: It's anyway guy love, compromise the feeling of some other guy,
Speaker 6: guy holding.
Speaker 1: Up your heart into the guy anyway there to share
Speaker 1: through all the lows. I'll be there to share the heart.
Speaker 2: Do your dear Michael Jackson thing. And when I say
Speaker 2: I love you, turk, it's not what it employs.
Speaker 1: It's guy love.
Speaker 2: Between that sounds like Phantom of the Opera. But anyway,
Speaker 2: look at that, Jamie, you got us to sing guy love.
Speaker 2: I wish I could send you gtscha, but Joel already
Speaker 2: gave it away. They only get an We only get
Speaker 2: one palette of months to give away.
Speaker 1: Joe.
Speaker 2: We're gonna need more gifts to give to people because
Speaker 2: you've got me on this. You know, on real radio shows.
Speaker 1: You're in a giving mood right now, dude, Well listen.
Speaker 2: You know on a real radio show they're always giving
Speaker 2: away ship Here, I got two tickets to see Steely
Speaker 2: Dan whatever it is like, I really want to It
Speaker 2: was the first thing again in my mind. I want
Speaker 2: to give sh away. Babyface live at the Palladium.
Speaker 1: Doing all that h I'll buy your clothes?
Speaker 2: Is that a Babyface song?
Speaker 1: I'll pay your rent. I'll make your dinner for you
Speaker 1: as soon as I get home from work out.
Speaker 2: That's the song I'll pay your rent.
Speaker 1: Dude. Baby Face could write songs about anything. He wrote
Speaker 1: a song called Shoop and the whole song.
Speaker 8: Is shoot Shoop Shoot, Shoot shoe Baboo, Shoot Shoot shoe baboo,
Speaker 8: Shoot shoot chew baboo.
Speaker 4: My No, all you got to do is shoot shoot shoot,
Speaker 4: And people like this.
Speaker 1: SI was the number one hit was number one. It
Speaker 1: was one of Whitney Houston's biggest hits.
Speaker 2: Wait, didn't we go to Babyface's house once?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Remember? Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: And I remember the Halloween.
Speaker 1: Party at the freaking what you might call it at
Speaker 1: the at the UH at the Playboy Mansion, and we
Speaker 1: went with UH. We went with my old manager, Evan Haney.
Speaker 1: We went with Babyface's wife at the time.
Speaker 2: Right, and we went to Babyface's house.
Speaker 1: And we went to I remember us walking in and
Speaker 1: being like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: There was a guyard gate. I remember that house had
Speaker 2: its own guard gate. It looked like I thought that
Speaker 2: was I thought that was baller. I was like, one day,
Speaker 2: I need my own guard gate.
Speaker 1: But the property was huge. It was like he had
Speaker 1: tennis courts. He had a big ass field.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, baby Face did well for himself.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is he still with that that woman who was your
Speaker 2: manager ex manager?
Speaker 1: No, they broke up.
Speaker 2: She went half.
Speaker 1: Her name was Tracy.
Speaker 2: She probably got the guard gates. She probably got the
Speaker 2: guard gate.
Speaker 1: She's she's done very well for herself. She's a very
Speaker 1: she's a movie producer. She's she's uh, she's she's managed.
Speaker 2: I've seen the house that Shoop Shoop shoop shoop got
Speaker 2: and it was dope.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's the I think that was the
Speaker 1: the one that Boys and Men got him, because you know,
Speaker 1: baby Face wrote, uh uh, he wrote end of the road.
Speaker 5: Still I can't let.
Speaker 1: It's so nice you belong to me, belonged to.
Speaker 2: I feel like I could have been in Boys to Men. No, No,
Speaker 2: I could have been no, because I can sing falsetto
Speaker 2: really well. I could have been the guy who always
Speaker 2: uses us falsetto. And I don't think you the guy
Speaker 2: who always sings falsetto.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that time we met Neo who's Neo?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, no, you're breaking in my heart.
Speaker 2: Is he someone in Boys to Men?
Speaker 1: No, he's not someone in Boys to Men? But we
Speaker 1: were in Vegas. Now at that time, Patrick came to
Speaker 1: Vegas to meet us in Vegas and his wife threw
Speaker 1: up all over the place and they had to leave
Speaker 1: in the middle of the in the middle of the show, right,
Speaker 1: and but we introduced uh Neo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who it is. I don't we
Speaker 2: introduced him. I don't know his music.
Speaker 1: He wrote so Sick of Love songs, so sad and slow.
Speaker 1: I can I turn off the radio.
Speaker 2: I remember that we were at this club and they said,
Speaker 2: would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at
Speaker 2: first we were like no, no, no, thank you. We're
Speaker 2: just here to have fun. But that's first speed to
Speaker 2: be asked thank you. Then we got hammered and they
Speaker 2: were like, do you want to introduce Neil? We were
Speaker 2: like yes, were okay, we do.
Speaker 1: We're like on stage, like yeah, on stage, and we
Speaker 1: jumped on the there was there.
Speaker 2: Was a stripper pol we were like sliding around the
Speaker 2: pole and then we were like and I was like
Speaker 2: in my head, I had no idea who Nel was,
Speaker 2: But I'm like, you're ready for y.
Speaker 1: He sings He's you know he sings that song with Pitbull. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's the big song? Excuse me, excuse me. I'm my
Speaker 1: dad should tonight and might not see you tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Tonight on the there for you tonight and Dad then
Speaker 9: my nana that one be my nasy tomorrow. Let's do
Speaker 9: it tonight, do do.
Speaker 2: Joel looks like she's about to light a lighter and
Speaker 2: hold it in the sky round. Let's do it tonight. Okay, Donald,
Speaker 2: he should put out an album.
Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna put out greatest hits, and it's
Speaker 1: only gonna be the first five lines of every song.
Speaker 4: That I know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your
Speaker 2: best friend and just knew you, I would buy the
Speaker 2: Donald Faison Cover Tracks album, but.
Speaker 1: It would only be five lines.
Speaker 9: Be like tonight, I'm a life for you tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh there we've gone to the blame it on the night.
Speaker 1: Oh when you be hearing my arms.
Speaker 2: Something like that, You're gonna need a nap after this episode.
Speaker 2: I know, man, this is what I mean, y'all. He
Speaker 2: goes hard and then he's gonna get woozy and need
Speaker 2: a nap. I'm woozy, I'm woozy. Question that would be Jamie,
Speaker 2: or that would be a good by the way, that
Speaker 2: would be another one. That would be a good uh.
Speaker 2: That would be a good notification.
Speaker 1: I'm woozy, I'm woozy, Yo, another one, another one, I'm woozy.
Speaker 2: I would I would so love my notification whenever I
Speaker 2: got a text to be like.
Speaker 1: A woozy Jamie. We loved having you on our show, Jamie.
Speaker 2: It was a pleasure. Jamie. You really represented Toronto and Canada.
Speaker 1: Well, she's from the t dot. Give it up for
Speaker 1: the t dot, y'all, and.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming for the six You give her
Speaker 2: some thunder State. Oh, thank you, Jamie's representing. She holding
Speaker 2: up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie. That's a
Speaker 2: good movie. Donald was almost in it, but he didn't
Speaker 2: read it. As many of you know, he couldn't find
Speaker 2: time to read it.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, I have seen the movie several times now, Yes,
Speaker 1: to make up for it. I've seen the movie several times.
Speaker 1: Did you know, Jamie. I once flew to London to
Speaker 1: watch Zach perform in a play.
Speaker 2: Yes, at the Duke of York's Theater in the West End.
Speaker 1: Yes, I paid my own ticket money. Oh that was
Speaker 1: nice for you to fly to London and watch that
Speaker 1: brap dude. I feel like we did the show.
Speaker 2: I know we did, but this episode was I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to the audience. I we we we started eleven. I
Speaker 2: had a red bull. I can't. Donald must be drinking.
Speaker 1: I am not drinking. I am, I am, I am
Speaker 1: on my on my Joe roganpildom.
Speaker 2: Oh god. And I want you to know something that
Speaker 2: if this episode is eleven minutes long, it's because we
Speaker 2: had to edit a lot of shit out of it.
Speaker 2: So I apologize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about a lot of things that we
Speaker 1: want you to hear, but we're just a shame. We're
Speaker 1: not ashamed, but we're scared that you're gonna shame us
Speaker 1: for it. And that's the last thing anybody.
Speaker 2: Ever wants to be. She don't want to be shamed.
Speaker 2: So if you're wondering yourself, hey, I'm not to go
Speaker 2: on a jog. Why is this episode eleven minutes long?
Speaker 2: It's because Donald needed to be censored. At the end
Speaker 2: of the run, I could be in that band, dude.
Speaker 1: I feel dude, I would love to have seen Boys
Speaker 1: to Men. It would imagine the four four of them
Speaker 1: and then you see.
Speaker 2: Them well with Charlie. Remember that's how we met.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, but I that's not how you met. But I
Speaker 1: would love to have seen you being the Boys to
Speaker 1: Men band back in the day. It's like that one
Speaker 1: black guy that's in all the white bands. You know,
Speaker 1: there's the white to make it so that it works,
Speaker 1: just so we can have it so that not only
Speaker 1: white people listen to our music. Let's put a let's
Speaker 1: put a brother in the band.
Speaker 2: Just remember that Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the
Speaker 2: fifth Beatle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves you? Was she loves you? Man, She's
Speaker 1: got a ticket to ride? Was she got a ticket
Speaker 1: to ride? And the bitch don't care.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: If you guys have never seen me, man, if you
Speaker 2: if you've never seen the sketch where Eddie Murphy was
Speaker 2: the fifth Beatle on SNL, please go watch it. That's
Speaker 2: it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's one of the funny. That's that he had some funny. Listen.
Speaker 2: I wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy Donald
Speaker 2: that happened. Why can't he be our friend. If I
Speaker 2: could put him in a movie, if I could, if
Speaker 2: I could just get to work with him as a
Speaker 2: as a as a director, actor, that's how we could
Speaker 2: be friends with him.
Speaker 1: That's what you do that.
Speaker 2: That's not really a hard form. No, it's not really
Speaker 2: a part for Eddie and this new one, right. I
Speaker 2: am writing, by the way, I just wrote before this podcast,
Speaker 2: a letter to a Thespian who I would love to
Speaker 2: be in my movie. Who's one of your favorites. That's
Speaker 2: all I'm gonna say. I can't I can't say more,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to off the air tell you. Don't guess,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna off the air tell you who it is.
Speaker 2: And I hope this I'm putting out into the universe. Now,
Speaker 2: you fans, you listeners, you friends of ours will be
Speaker 2: the first to know if he says yes, Leo, No,
Speaker 2: it's not Leo, although everybody knows about your Leo Crutch buddy.
Speaker 2: It's okay, n I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, there's nobody better.
Speaker 2: I feel like you want to I feel like you
Speaker 2: want to hide the people. Leo.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want to come on man. I
Speaker 1: think I think come on, man, No, the dude's fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: Though I know he's amazing, but you talk about him
Speaker 2: a lot. It's like you're trying to hide the people
Speaker 2: they are trying to do, trying to Are you trying
Speaker 2: to doc?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not trying to doc.
Speaker 2: If you had to doc, would you? Would you doc?
Speaker 2: Leah if someone put a gun to your head and
Speaker 2: say doc?
Speaker 1: Someone now a duck you dude?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you?
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