WEBVTT - THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.200 All from Kalo. 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:05.000 Kalo. 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:09.920 Oh, hey, kick, Hi. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:11.960 We ever chatted before, Kalo? 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:14.160 Yes, we actually have. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:15.840 When was this. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.920 Maybe about two ish months ago? 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:20.440 Maybe? 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.720 But I have a little bit of a proposition for you. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:23.959 Get if you'd like to hear. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.240 Would you like to have a conversation with my aunt 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.240 who has dementia? 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.720 Would I like to have a conversation with your aunt 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:36.519 who has dementia? 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.440 Yeah, her brain is kind of like stuck in the seventies, 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.599 kind of because she got in a car accident then, 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.879 but she's really cool if if you'd like to you're 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:47.559 more than wanting to. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.560 Is are you with her right now? 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:51.640 Yeah? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:52.199 I can get her. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.360 Sure, I'll talk to her. 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:56.400 Give me one second. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.040 You don't you're not You're not saying this like let's 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.520 you're not saying this like let's fuck with your aunt? 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:05.720 Right? No? 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.760 No, no, no, no no. I would very much like you 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.520 to just have a conversation with her. I don't want 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.200 to like nothing like that. Okay, give me one second, 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:28.679 you know. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.560 I probably should we probably should let her know that 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.520 she's on the internet. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:41.720 Oh hello, oh, yes, hi, Hi, Who am I speaking to? 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:43.240 I'm all right? 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.000 For who money? 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:51.080 My name is Lyle. Uh and your nephew called into 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.680 my I have like a radio show. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:58.360 Oh yes, yes, uh huh. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.840 And he he said that you were a cool person 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.520 and that I might like talking to you. All right, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.920 I am, what do you so you agree? You agree 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:08.799 that you're a cool person. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:10.320 Oh yeah, I am. 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:12.600 What do you think makes you a cool person? 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:14.160 Well? 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:19.000 I'm not a vulgar, loud person, that's one thing. And 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:24.720 I'm not the tip to make scenes, but that's about it. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:28.200 I'm pretty cool people. I get along when every want. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:33.960 Okay, so you're you're very friendly, you say, yeah. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.040 But I'm also very paranoid. I I give people the 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.720 eye before I open up. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.840 Really well, okay, So when you are looking at someone 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.040 and you're examining them and deciding whether or not you 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.200 want to open up to them, what sorts of things 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:49.000 are you looking for? 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.320 I'm just looking to see if they are very nervous 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:57.399 or alter stiff, like I don't want to open up. 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.280 You know they got something to hide. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:00.520 Mm hmm. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.080 I try to dig in to find out, you know, 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:05.680 realize what's wrong. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.440 Mmmm. Do you feel like you're good at putting people 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:11.120 at it to ease? 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:19.040 I think so. I haven't recently. I haven't really gotten 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:23.840 with people that often. M. 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.240 Why is that? Well? 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:30.480 I'm in my home and I'm watching over mother, and 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:34.000 my mother has dementia, so I have to be here, 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:37.680 you know, well nobody else is here. I'll be here 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.360 and I have to watch her, and I don't mind anyway, 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.720 and Mom's always got along. M. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.240 Do you do you have a lot of friends in 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.040 particular that you you would really like to see? 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:57.880 I have no friend here, for no one at all? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.360 Where are most of you friends? 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:05.440 Located away up in New York? And most of them 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.000 are either dead or married? 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:14.000 They're dead or married? Which which do you think are which? 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.000 Which of those two friends are? Is it harder to 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.240 make time for them to make time with you the 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:19.640 dead ones? 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:20.640 Oh? 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.600 I can't. I don't even remember where they live anymore. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.479 I know they all got of Bronx New York and 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.000 they all spread all over the country. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.799 Mm hmm. How how how did you were like most 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:34.560 of your friends? 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:34.680 Like? 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.800 Where are they from? Like are they like? From high 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.520 school to college? 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.560 We grew up to get a lot of us. There 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.120 was a group of us and we used to all 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:48.279 hang out in a park and we drink and hang out. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.560 And then after about a couple of years, I had 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.920 my my serious accident and I had to stop all 0:04:55.960 --> 0:05:00.440 that and had rebuilt rehability and I have seeing no 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:05.800 one at that. No one came around. Oh, everybody split. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.520 So we moved down here to Flora, my parents, so 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.679 I came with them. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.560 Hm. And do you have anyone like are you are 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:18.160 you married or do you have your significant other of 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:18.880 some kinds? 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:23.560 There is no significant other. It's me, myself and I. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:29.520 And what's your relationship like with what's his name? With 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.440 your with your nephew. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.640 Oh, that's very. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:34.760 You know, typical. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.919 But you know, we see each other, we talk, you know, 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.400 that's nothing. I don't know we do. We never argue, 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:46.600 that's one thing. We never argue. Very good, you're very comfortable. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:50.440 What do you think it is about you guys that 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:51.719 you get along so well? 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:58.200 We have an understanding of each other. So that's it. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:04.040 And he's my brothers, you know, so that's good family. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:04.560 That's it. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.000 Do you have a good relationship with your brother? 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:08.200 Oh? 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:14.920 Yes, is he has he been a big help with 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:16.640 you guys, taking care of your mom? 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:17.520 Oh? 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:18.440 Yes, one. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:22.960 Sometimes it goes out of his way. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.200 That's great. That's awesome. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:31.520 Well, very close family, that's what it is all. Very emotional. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.080 Yeah, I can tell you you're very close with your family. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.000 It seems like, you know, I mean, you're you're you're 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.280 going a lot out of your way to be in Florida. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:40.880 It's a you know, support. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.560 Oh yeah, I don't mind, though. I'm glad I'm here. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.160 You're glad you're here. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:52.080 Oh yes, I got out of New York, that part 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.960 of the Bronx New York. Last time I was there, 0:06:56.279 --> 0:07:00.880 everything changed so much, everything and everybody. That's why I 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.480 know Florida that's my home now. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:08.040 I said, really, how how did things change? In what way? 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.560 Well, in a way, the people that we know, they 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:16.720 all moved, scattered away, and they rebuilt. They put all 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.040 kinds of highways, and they knocked down houses, and they 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.040 put the streets and everything looks. I know, to me, 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.760 it seemed like everything was too crowded. There was too 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:30.080 many people. So I said, oh, thank you God. I 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.680 came down to Faria with my family for that. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:40.000 Do you not like crowds and and people? You seem like, uh, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:41.280 very extroverted. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.320 No, Well, you see, I don't mind having people around 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.280 but too much crowding too. You know, it gets to me. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.120 I like that be stretched out. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:57.360 I don't want to be boxed in, not cause my 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.960 whole family and we don't like that boxed in feeling 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.640 like the open space. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:07.640 Mm hmmm mmm. Do you do you do you work 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:08.840 at all? Do you have a job? 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.679 Well, my job is to take care of my mother, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:12.840 who has dementia. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:14.400 Mm hmm. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.480 Before that, I had see I have. I had an accident, 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:25.000 so I don't have very good memories for certain things, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.440 so I don't really remember if I had what kind 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.920 of job it was. I can't give you any details. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:33.559 Sorry. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.560 This is kind of interesting to me though, because you 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:42.160 know you you you can remember. It sounds like you 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:46.559 like I can remember certain things, but not like the 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:51.800 details of them specifically exactly. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:58.160 Uh. Working in on a law firm and I was 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:02.079 like the clerk and then sometimes I would translate for 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:06.760 the people, you know, from Spanish to English, and I 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:12.959 was just a regular. I would put big piles of 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:17.160 paperwork in order alpa vertical orders and file them away, 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:23.600 go on messages. Uh that was it. Maybe you saw 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.120 that the way I worked, so they were going to 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.960 give me a promotion but we decided to move. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.800 So I said, you were going to get a promotion. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.679 Oh yeah, but oh I was involved in an accident, 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.680 a very serious accident. The helmet that I had on 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.800 was about of crack when I fell down, and it 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.560 didn't crack a gens in my head, so that called 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.080 me my disability. 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:51.080 M hm. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:54.360 How long ago is that? 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:55.600 Oh? 0:09:55.640 --> 0:10:02.040 Wow, I think I'm fifteen years ago. Well, and I 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.400 know it's a long time al with twenty twenty years 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:10.600 or fifteen No, no, it must have. It must have 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:14.240 been around twenty years or fifteen years ago. It was 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.880 a long long time ago. The helmet that I was 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:22.800 wearing was defective. Instead of cracking, it jammed in my head. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:25.720 So helped me my visibility. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.479 Were you riding like a like a motorcycle? 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.360 Yes, a Honda, a Honda. 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.640 Was that a big thing that you were really into? 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.000 Is motorcycle riding? 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:43.439 Not really? Just it was my boyfriend's bike at the time. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:53.800 He lost the leg from the accident. Yes, really, I 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.000 love that my brain. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:59.120 Huh, are do you still keeping contact with Oh? 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:03.760 No, I don't. He died. He died. He didn't die 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.960 from the accident, but he died years later. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.920 M hm m. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.480 We were you in contact with him when he died? 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.360 No at all? No, m. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:21.240 Did you guys like stay to get like we were going. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:25.560 To be married? Yeah, you know, we're engaged in all, 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.520 but that's it. After a while, we just broke up. 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:36.120 After the accident. He got an h into a heavy drugs. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:40.680 He became a drug addict and he was walking around 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:46.000 or Stone and messed up half the time. So my 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.360 parents didn't want me to be with him anymore, not 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:55.360 under that condition. And then we moved and that's it. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.120 I don't remember. I can't give you any details because 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.880 my mind isn't I can't remember. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:06.520 Mm hmm. So do you do you feel like the 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.000 accident played a big part in the fact that you 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.000 guys never ended up getting married. Was that like sort of. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:17.319 A oh, yes, yes, I believe so. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:24.640 Mhm. And after that, like, did you did you date 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:28.160 anyone after him? Was there new. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.720 Maybe one or two? No big thing. It's it would 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.920 last a while then and it was no big thing. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.280 Then we came down him, I came with my family, 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:47.520 came down. Oh before that, I was involved in the 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:53.640 accident with with Jim. That's my home of fiance and 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.400 we just run off and off, and finally it was off. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:02.280 He married somebody and he moved away, and that's it. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.439 We came down him. My family decided we're going to 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:10.720 get a little house in Flora. It has been a 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.000 blessing to be out here. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.040 Yeah. Really, you're you're very happy with the way that 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.680 things have ultimately turned out. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.640 Oh yeah, I think it turned out well. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.880 That's awesome to hear who all lives in this house. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:29.480 It's it's it's mother. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:32.400 My nephew, my brother, which is my my nephew's father, 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:40.080 and my mother and I and our dogs. Telling me 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:40.520 your dog. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.080 That's awesome. I'm so glad to hear that things have 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.760 ultimately worked out for you. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:52.240 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, it's really like a piece thing. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.320 I haven't. Oh, I read magazines, and I don't read 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.920 like I used to because being that I'm heading died, 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:05.840 I forget. So I just read lots of magazines and books, 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:10.320 you know, parts of books I've booked themselves. I haven't 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.760 sat down and read a book in a while. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:19.360 I asked if you regretted anything. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:26.160 Yeah, this accident, Yeah, it changed me so much. I 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:32.640 used to be kind of up person. Now I'm always depressed. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.120 I'm always, but I get out of it and I 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:40.480 don't let it overwhelm me mm hmm, it's not worth it. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:46.360 Absolutely well. I mean you've been very still, very talkative 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.720 and extroverted and and uh you know, up up at 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:50.960 eat still at least. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:56.880 In the I tried to h I try to be. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.640 Do you have any advice to anyone who who tries 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:05.000 to be uppity and uh feeling good, even if they 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.040 might not necessarily like? 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.560 All I can tell them is you just take everything 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:14.600 easy to do. Go at everything you do slowly, give 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.200 a slot, don't do anything with a Russian, just do 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:24.240 think about what they're doing, then do it. I should 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.440 have listened to it myself years ago. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:29.920 What did you say? Your name was? 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:37.920 My name is Denise, Denis e n I s yes. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:42.120 Denise, Denise. It was. It was so nice talking to you. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.920 Thank you so much for sharing. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:44.880 What's your name? 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.080 My name is Lyle oh Lile. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:49.200 I like that. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.360 Thank you very much, Thank you very much. What's your 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.800 what's your nephew's name? Again? Oh I'm sorry, what were 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.320 you going to say? 0:15:56.160 --> 0:16:03.280 Oh? No, well, okaylo okay, oh k loo that's his name? 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:09.760 Kayla Kya hy l o white Yeah o k A 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:12.320 y l oh. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:23.320 Kaylo Hello ky Low, Yes, beautiful, Thank you so much 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.320 for sharing Denise. This is really nice talking to you. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.960 Oh, I'm glad anytime you want to throw here? Hey fine, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:34.840 why not? Totally good night now. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:42.280 Good night Denise, Greg Hey, what's up? Kaylo. Thank you 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:45.880 for handing off the phone this last conversation. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:46.640 Of course. 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.320 Yeah, I know, she just gets lonely sometimes, so I 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.720 know she'd like somebody to talk to, and I figured 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:53.160 you'd be a nice person to talk. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.920 To for hers. Totally. Yeah, man, thank you, thank you 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.640 so much. It sounds like things are going well in 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:04.600 that how so, I mean, it sounds like she's really 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.359 enjoying being there and being there with you and the 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.560 rest of the family for. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:09.920 The most part. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:10.920 Yeah, we get by. 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.959 We make every day try to be a little bit 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.840 happier than the last. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.600 Awesome. Yeah, well, thank you so much for calling Cayley. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:20.439 You have a gust tonight. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.320 Okay, thank you so much for doing your stuff. And 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.439 you know, I'm not going to shout anybody out. Just 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:29.359 everyone be cool, love each other and stay being gek 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.680 and yeah. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.560 Beautiful, Thank you Caleb Man. It is a pleasure. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.080 All right, bye, have a good guy. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.640 All from Mushroom to accept Press one. 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:46.919 Mushroom. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:48.639 Oh my god, Gek. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:50.760 How are you doing, Mushroom? 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:52.920 I'm doing really good. How are you doing? 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:53.240 Gek? 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:57.280 Why are you doing really good? 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:02.040 Just a little drinking. I'm twenty one, just as over 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:02.880 the past week. 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:06.080 Did we talk recently, Mushroom? 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.520 No, this is my first time. I've been trying to 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.040 call you the past couple of days. 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:12.600 Oh what about. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.359 Everybody in chat? I'm not gonna look at chat after this. 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:18.720 Everybody in chat keeps asking if this is the guy 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.879 that keeps asking if you fart? Yes, this is me, 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:27.720 But that's not what I'm here to talk about. What's up, Gek? 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.480 I have a story for you, if you're down to listen. 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.440 Here's the thing about the story. If you could sort 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.080 of give me like the abstract of it, like the 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:40.840 TLDR or like maybe started out in the middle, like 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:43.320 before I, you know, consent to the story, I'd like 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:45.520 to hear sort of like a pitch of it, because 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:48.679 what I don't want to get roped into, like you know, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.760 if it's like a ten minute story, you know, I 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:56.080 don't want to find out like three minutes in that 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.439 it's not that good of a story. I'd rather like 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:03.639 sort of get the pitch of it first before we 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.879 go into a story, which which I think is reasonable. 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.200 I know I sound like a dick, but I think 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:12.680 it's reasonable. Would you not agree with me that that's reasonable? 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.960 Geck, my guy, my man, my dude. I totally agree 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:21.639 with you. It's totally reasonable, because honestly, some people's stories 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:24.520 aren't it. But I think this story about me dunka 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.800 chino ing my balls into a toilet bowl of shit 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.879 is a good, quick three minute story that won't bore you. 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:34.760 I almost feel like I kind of almost feel like 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:36.440 you just told it just there already. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:39.960 Well all right, yeah, got it? 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:40.240 All right? 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:40.840 All right, all right? 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.360 So I mean, okay, all right, so you kind of did. 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.320 I like when people caulp fiction their stories. I feel 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:50.040 like we have heard the middle. So, okay, you've caught 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:52.400 my interest. How did you find yourself in this situation? 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:55.399 Well, I'm hanging out with my two friends, once my 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.800 best friend and the other is my girlfriend, and we're 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:01.239 going up to a city that is near us to 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:05.480 go to Martin's. And well we're not going to martins 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.359 we're going to another friend's house, but we stop at 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.360 Martin's because I'm sitting in the car and I'm like, dude, 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.080 I'm gonna shit my fucking pants if we don't stop. Okay, 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:16.800 So we stop at Martin's and I go to the 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:20.560 front bathroom and all the stalls are locked, and I'm like, 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:22.919 oh my god, I'm gonna shit my pants in fucking Martins. 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:28.439 Holy shit. So I run to the back, and in 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:31.320 the back of the store, I find one open stall, 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.639 but the problem with it is there's no water in 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:36.400 the toilet. So I'm like, you know what, I'm sure 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:38.440 it's fine. I'm sure it'll I'm sure it'll be I'm 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:40.960 sure it'll be good. So I shit in that toilet 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:42.800 and I lean over just to make sure there's nobody 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:44.159 in the stall next to me, but there is, and 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.200 when I lean over, that little sensor goes off, and 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:51.359 that sensor that goes off makes it flush. So this 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.520 toilet starts filling up. Turns out it was clogged, and 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:59.080 I guess I'm just fucking stupid, and so I'm sitting 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:02.360 there freaking out, and somehow it flushes again, so it's 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:04.879 filled to the fucking brim and I'm like on one cheek, 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:06.960 just sitting there trying to, you know, make my day 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:10.560 a little better, and like, what am I gonna do? 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.080 How am I gonna get out of the situation? I 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:15.400 got my hand over the fucking sensor, and what I 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:17.280 and waiting for the guy to get out, I dunk 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.840 acino my balls into some fucking ship water, and you 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:21.280 know it's. 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:23.199 Kind of and the ship water wasn't even actually yours. 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:27.000 Yeah, it was a combination of mine and some other people's. 0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:30.719 So long story short, I put some toilet paper over 0:21:30.760 --> 0:21:33.239 the sensor when the guy left, and uh, pulled up 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:35.639 my pants, went to the other stall, and there was 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.000 come on the seat. The guy was jacking off. I'm 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:40.080 not fucking with you. I'm not fucking with you. That's 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:41.359 a real fucking plot twist. 0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:45.520 That is. That's crazy because that actually, like it's not 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:52.840 even like the dunkachino ball situation is already bad enough. 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:56.480 And then you sit and come, did you like on 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:56.880 his cum? 0:21:57.359 --> 0:22:01.200 Like, dude, I always like down the toilet seat before 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:04.080 I sit down, So of course I fucking I cleaned 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:07.920 up that man's come. And since I pulled up my 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.840 my pants and everything before, you know everything, I had 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:13.760 to throw away the underwear when I was done. And 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:17.720 so we get to that city and it turns out 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:20.040 there's a huge hole in my ass of my pants 0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:21.480 and a bunch of people are staring at my ass 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:23.920 crack because I threw away the underwear. So I got 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:27.240 new sweatpants out of it. It says I am the sweatpants, 0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:31.159 say I am the only one. I'm very very happy 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:32.879 about the sweatpants. But that's how I ended up with 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:34.680