Speaker 1: Well, the fucking mini yourself many episode, Well, the fucking
Speaker 1: mini your.
Speaker 2: Sol Give me two seconds. I need to get I'm
Speaker 2: ready now, I'm ready, I'm ready already, I gots I'm
Speaker 2: a bonded.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find it. Do you write them down? Uh no?
Speaker 2: But uh the song is where I always find myself
Speaker 2: getting caught up and then I have to remember like
Speaker 2: a thing that someone said that I liked.
Speaker 3: It is hard because with the song, it's like you
Speaker 3: know every song until that music starts.
Speaker 2: That's really the problem is that, like I feel so
Speaker 2: confident and then I remember, uh that, like, oh I
Speaker 2: sometimes I be mumbling through these.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot, Like it's like confidence gets me
Speaker 3: through wrapping like in my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, I think so when you're alone. Man,
Speaker 2: I kill auditions when I'm by myself.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about auditions being taken out of the room.
Speaker 3: Part of that does feel good because you don't feel stupid,
Speaker 3: you know. I do love that. But then sometimes it'll
Speaker 3: be like I'll have to have like my girl like
Speaker 3: do it, and that's the worst auditions I've ever heard,
Speaker 3: Like when she's recording me.
Speaker 2: So I stopped doing it with Nikki because that's smart.
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever this is, it don't work. I
Speaker 2: can't do you can't always.
Speaker 4: Know I can't do nothing with the significant other way
Speaker 4: too much or they just don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Got you she Yo, she's not great at reading lines. No,
Speaker 3: you gotta give me something. You got to give me something.
Speaker 5: Like I had a guy stop in the middle of
Speaker 5: the page and was like, wait, so what's this? Oh
Speaker 5: so you playing this? It's like a come on, man,
Speaker 5: just deliver the line, Just.
Speaker 3: Say it, change your voice a little bit in between.
Speaker 5: Like do what you feel or do it straight.
Speaker 2: But they're never yeah, but but do it right and
Speaker 2: and they ain't got it. And then they see a
Speaker 2: vulnerability in you that you, uh, that's what it is.
Speaker 6: Prefer they don't see that's what it is, because like
Speaker 6: there's like do you get this with Nikki where there's
Speaker 6: a level of like, my girls see something I do
Speaker 6: for entertainment, and then there's just like you could feel it,
Speaker 6: like so this is what.
Speaker 3: You do all day? Yeah?
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, like, oh, this is this
Speaker 6: is what I go to work. Yeah, you're in the
Speaker 6: house pretending to be a cartoon Chara and you didn't
Speaker 6: even memorize it that good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you didn't walk the dog. Okay, no, no,
Speaker 3: go cook dinner now.
Speaker 2: Cool, Now that's cool.
Speaker 3: I see, Yeah, I believe in you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, They couldn't take as many nose as we get
Speaker 4: in a week that people don't see. I have one
Speaker 4: of my close friends, she's a lawyer and ship and
Speaker 4: she when she saw how many no's we just like
Speaker 4: roll off.
Speaker 5: She was like, and she got one. It was devastating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 5: They could. They couldn't do what we do.
Speaker 2: Get around.
Speaker 3: I get rejected regularly.
Speaker 2: I've never thought about it like that, but I think
Speaker 2: that's a really true statement.
Speaker 4: So the people who think our sh it is just
Speaker 4: like you know, and I'm saying this in such a
Speaker 4: loving way, but like they could not take as many
Speaker 4: we're so like you have to.
Speaker 5: Be a beast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying it direct.
Speaker 2: We go out every single night to take an L,
Speaker 2: like fully prepared to take a L.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: I take some huge ls, and I never even get
Speaker 3: to talk about it, like on the road.
Speaker 6: I'm just I'm just in Milwaukee and I bombed for
Speaker 6: an hour and I came back to the hotel by myself.
Speaker 3: That's some people's worst experience of their life.
Speaker 2: And you're in Milwaukee, so you broke your diet. Whatever
Speaker 2: versions wanted to be already got destroyed, and then your
Speaker 2: ego got destroyed, and then you had to sleep somewhere bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I broke the diet on Thursday, Saturday, I
Speaker 6: broke the diet at the airport, I said the bucket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: It's one.
Speaker 4: About the new stand ups. It even like the like
Speaker 4: stand ups who don't know they're getting paid in drink
Speaker 4: tickets till they get there.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, that's l yo.
Speaker 6: I used to you know how many times I've gotten
Speaker 6: on a plane not knowing where the money to come back?
Speaker 6: Is like straight up, just like I think I got
Speaker 6: one hundred and fifty here and then if I can
Speaker 6: tie it.
Speaker 3: To you like I don't know when I'm at home,
Speaker 3: that's as Yeah, bro.
Speaker 2: Fuck bro, I was telling I was telling that one
Speaker 2: I can't even relate to.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. You want it? This is crazy. I was
Speaker 3: telling somebody about this the other day.
Speaker 6: I flew Spirit one time to go do a festival
Speaker 6: when Spirit first came out, and it was me and
Speaker 6: my friend, you were an early investor.
Speaker 1: I was here.
Speaker 5: It was early on.
Speaker 6: I was early on Spirit out of the Oakland Airport
Speaker 6: and it's me and it was like it was like
Speaker 6: a midnight flight. And my friend calls me at like
Speaker 6: ten and he's like, you know, they charged for every
Speaker 6: single bag on Spirit, even the carry on, and I
Speaker 6: have I have fifteen dollars, just like just like in life,
Speaker 6: this is where you're at. I gotta put all my
Speaker 6: clothes on, nigga, I swear to God, I put put
Speaker 6: I put all my clothes on. And then the worst
Speaker 6: part is.
Speaker 3: It was it was too Denver from Oakland, but there
Speaker 3: was a layover in Las Vegas. Oh no, yeah, this
Speaker 3: is hot, yo.
Speaker 2: It was, but it was overnight, so it was just
Speaker 2: frost to the snowman walking through this airport because you
Speaker 2: couldn't afford a second a bag.
Speaker 3: Yo. The craziest things. The craziest too, was like it
Speaker 3: was me. I think I did it with some tact right.
Speaker 2: In that there's no class.
Speaker 3: I did it with some tact in that it was
Speaker 3: smaller shirts and.
Speaker 6: Then the hoodie over it all, okay, and then underwear shorts,
Speaker 6: pants over everything.
Speaker 3: So I just looked fatter. My homie who is Indian. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did not do it.
Speaker 2: He was doing fun combination like a hockey.
Speaker 6: And we were live and it is the open airport
Speaker 6: and I was like, you look like a terrorist, like
Speaker 6: we're gonna get caught, but we didn't.
Speaker 3: But anyways, I say that to say, yeah, my girlfriend's
Speaker 3: not doing that.
Speaker 4: Damn was you comfortable when you slept overnight? Because it's
Speaker 4: like kind of.
Speaker 6: It's horrible because I was also had I had some
Speaker 6: stuff in my pockets, but like even wearing multiple underwear,
Speaker 6: I'm like a large man.
Speaker 3: It's terrible. It was really terrible. It was really awful.
Speaker 5: Larry's even if did he got ten years, You're what
Speaker 5: are you gonna do? Come out?
Speaker 2: Cosby came out and his eye looked better.
Speaker 3: You know, going to jail to get your teeth fixed.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 6: Jist, like that's it's like a big come up for
Speaker 6: certain things.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 5: My cousin came out with a clean bill of health.
Speaker 5: He like clean bill of health.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, And that's like that's the system working.
Speaker 5: I go to jail. You want to lose weight, y'all?
Speaker 5: Do mo Zipic?
Speaker 2: They test this ship on us, right, they.
Speaker 5: Tested ozip on all them inmates and now they was
Speaker 5: like give it.
Speaker 3: To the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, about twelve of them ship themselves all the time,
Speaker 2: but everybody else is.
Speaker 6: But yeah, you could lose muscle masks in there. They're
Speaker 6: doing their their push your routine anyways. Yeah, no, you
Speaker 6: already you you frankly had a surplus the muscle mass.
Speaker 6: Do you think you would get very strong if you
Speaker 6: went to prison.
Speaker 3: I think I would have to. Yeah, it's really my
Speaker 3: only hope.
Speaker 2: I think you give up on whatever you think you
Speaker 2: want your body to look like and you focus on
Speaker 2: getting prison strong.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you have to got to be able to
Speaker 6: do all those You ever seen it when they hit
Speaker 6: it and it's just like it's like damn forward back brutally.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You tie your fucking T shirt around a bar and
Speaker 2: you start doing weird pull.
Speaker 3: Ups and it's crazy with the little weaker ones.
Speaker 5: Even the jail door. Like I watched sixty Days in
Speaker 5: a lot, that's one of my shows. I like them.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I love them type of shows.
Speaker 3: You know what I like about sixty Days in Some
Speaker 3: of them loved prison and they don't want to admit it.
Speaker 5: They don't want to. Like the marine guy.
Speaker 6: The marine guy, he was more yeah, different to me
Speaker 6: or fucking oh boy, the chaplain who was in prison,
Speaker 6: and you could tell he was. It was like, here's
Speaker 6: what I think about that. I think you don't people
Speaker 6: forget that some different people have different skill sets. So
Speaker 6: he's like, that's probably the best he's ever been at
Speaker 6: anything in his life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I think so.
Speaker 5: And he was dipping and dapping in that ship a
Speaker 5: little bit. Again. You could tell. I saw like his
Speaker 5: nose running twice.
Speaker 2: This is a place where you thrived the first time,
Speaker 2: and now you're you feel even more centered this time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you gonna put up your nose and yeah
Speaker 2: you can control it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had the whole ship clicking.
Speaker 4: He was running it and like because him and the
Speaker 4: marine dude, the marine due thrives because literally he's in
Speaker 4: the military. Like he said, he was like, I've spent
Speaker 4: days in the whole so in holes and everything. He
Speaker 4: was like, so all that extra shit didn't bother him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I couldn't do jail.
Speaker 5: I don't want to do jail because I am a
Speaker 5: person who crazy shit.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm gonna say something or try to, and
Speaker 4: I don't have that type of capacity to I mean,
Speaker 4: I either would end up being like the the group
Speaker 4: person where people will be knocking on my door any
Speaker 4: time they can you pray for me as ship, and
Speaker 4: I don't have time for that in jail, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I'm just moody alonesome times, yeah, sometimes you.
Speaker 4: Ever see out he would be the person, you know,
Speaker 4: when they add a person to a cell that's been
Speaker 4: empty for a while, it's just one person so they
Speaker 4: got their own room.
Speaker 5: He would be the one who get mad because they
Speaker 5: be getting mad when they get added a person they like.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's right there, man, It's like miss Singing
Speaker 4: and had his own room for six months and here
Speaker 4: you come.
Speaker 3: They'd be so ean.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if a man moved while I was sleeping, I.
Speaker 3: Try to murder them, just like just hearing them move around.
Speaker 2: The the flight or flight would have to activate every
Speaker 2: single time that happened, to the point that I think
Speaker 2: I would eventually snap.
Speaker 6: And I just don't think I've ever been personally like
Speaker 6: Mom raised me a lot of women. I don't think
Speaker 6: I've spent that much time with men.
Speaker 5: You gotta be around on all the time.
Speaker 3: And honestly, I'm not a man in that. I'm not
Speaker 3: that many. It doesn't sound like good to me.
Speaker 4: But that's how when I was raising a you know,
Speaker 4: the women men. But I know myself, I can't be
Speaker 4: around that much energy at the same time, and then.
Speaker 5: It'd be different smells and ship. I don't have time.
Speaker 5: I didn't even get into that. Yeah, body side, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's wilding in.
Speaker 3: Front of another human being.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could get I don't think I
Speaker 2: could get to like shipping in front of somebody else.
Speaker 3: He's gotta leave. You gotta leave. It's crazy, you gotta.
Speaker 4: But you've ever seen another prison show, Escape at the
Speaker 4: Deer Marrow. I forgot the name of Escape at Dear
Speaker 4: mar I'm probably pronouncing the wrong. So on Netflix, y'all
Speaker 4: gonna watch it as good as hell. This prison guard
Speaker 4: her name was what.
Speaker 3: Was her name?
Speaker 5: Ego Wold and put me on this show. I watched it.
Speaker 4: I was literally in the middle of writing the SAG Awards,
Speaker 4: but I couldn't get Ship done because I was watching
Speaker 4: on assignment, Like, yeah, but this is good. They these
Speaker 4: two guys escape because they were sleeping with the prison lady.
Speaker 3: Well, guard that seems like your best bet.
Speaker 4: And they used her to filter in tools and stuff.
Speaker 4: They made her fall in love with them, and she
Speaker 4: was basically helped them.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy that guards still let that happen. I
Speaker 3: think it probably happens more than you would think.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's just like, it feels so clear that the prisoners
Speaker 2: don't like you, They just want your help.
Speaker 3: You can't think that he is run away from jail.
Speaker 2: You're the only lady he knows that. Of course he
Speaker 2: loves you. Yeah, introduce him to three of your friends
Speaker 2: and then decide if this is a meaningful.
Speaker 3: Relationship, pointed to vet him.
Speaker 2: You can't just be like, nah, I believe you.
Speaker 5: When y'all watch it, y'all gonna see why those people.
Speaker 4: It's always a prisoner in a small hick town and
Speaker 4: the two guards that helped them. One dude, he was
Speaker 4: so insecure. He was like this big, stalky guard. But
Speaker 4: the prisoners gasted him up and would make him feel good.
Speaker 4: So he would come to the prisoners like, hey, man,
Speaker 4: are you mad at me? And he'd be like, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: you you you took away my meat. I was thinking
Speaker 4: about making some meat loafs today, and the lady guard
Speaker 4: she'd be like, I miss him because one dude was
Speaker 4: was actually mad at her, so he wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Come out of his cell to go still, he wouldn't
Speaker 5: go to his his they have jobs in there, like,
Speaker 5: so she ran the metal shop and he refused to
Speaker 5: come to the metal shop, and she was like, can
Speaker 5: you give him a message for me?
Speaker 6: Can you?
Speaker 5: This is how she signed on the movie.
Speaker 4: And it was just this world where I'm like, it's
Speaker 4: insecurities playing on each other. They like when we talk
Speaker 4: about the sixty Days in it's that same world of
Speaker 4: these people make them feel so good about themselves that
Speaker 4: they're willing to help them escape out of you.
Speaker 2: And we got to remember that that some criminals are
Speaker 2: charismatic as the most the most I think so often prison.
Speaker 6: People, I think chrisma is more of a curse than
Speaker 6: a gift, because like, bad people really monopolize it, and I.
Speaker 2: Think we often treat every prisoner and this is our
Speaker 2: own viole stereotyping. I mean, you know, fucking royal are
Speaker 2: but like the idea that you sit around being like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're all mean and angry and violent and whatever all
Speaker 2: that is is nasty. That's not actually what they are.
Speaker 2: They're charismatic, they're charming. They're sometimes pretty grounded people who
Speaker 2: will do a desperate thing in order to figure their
Speaker 2: shit out.
Speaker 4: Or who snapped in a moment, like for real, like
Speaker 4: who and literally, when y'all watch this, because I know
Speaker 4: y'all gonna watch, it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When you see they do an episode where it shows
Speaker 4: what these two did to actually get in jail, it
Speaker 4: like blew my mind because you couldn't tell. And when
Speaker 4: you talk about charisma, dude was a painter one of
Speaker 4: the prisoners. He was like an actual artist, Like people
Speaker 4: were buying his art and now he's dead. They his
Speaker 4: daughter owns like all his pieces, they still want to
Speaker 4: buy it because of his expression through art.
Speaker 5: The other one was just like that.
Speaker 4: It's just when they showed what they did, you would
Speaker 4: have never thought they do something like that. But like
Speaker 4: y'all said, charisma and personality it's about.
Speaker 3: It's why you shouldn't trust comedians.
Speaker 4: That not worry or movies, or because they got everybody
Speaker 4: in prison thinking they bullies like it's just man, no
Speaker 4: give me your.
Speaker 5: Ship, when really it's like Yeah, everybody's not a bullyonaire.
Speaker 2: No, it's a bunch of people trying to finesse each
Speaker 2: other at all time.
Speaker 5: The white preacher who's like, yeah, running the joint.
Speaker 3: I like the vibe in here.
Speaker 2: This is nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because yeah, man, different people. You can adapt to anything,
Speaker 6: and you can thrive anywhere.
Speaker 3: Truly. Yep, damn yeah, I think we did it. Yeah,
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