Speaker 1: It's almost on like some hypnosis where literally you can
Speaker 1: look at food and not want it, you can taste it,
Speaker 1: get immediately full and think it's disgusting. It literally makes
Speaker 1: you like literally, when I first got on it, I
Speaker 1: was like, this shit is in my brain.
Speaker 2: Bruh, this shit is taken over my brain. Because you
Speaker 2: know what I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I thought it makes you feel full. I didn't know
Speaker 3: it makes you not think about.
Speaker 1: This girl, I don't be eating too like four o'clock
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, and it's because it's like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 1: you haven't eaten today. You need to eat because then
Speaker 1: you'll start getting like lightheaded, like so like I do
Speaker 1: like my protein shakes again because you still got to
Speaker 1: get your protein in otherwise you'll start losing muscle masks.
Speaker 3: So like, okay, the only reason I want to know
Speaker 3: what it feels like is because of this. This is
Speaker 3: she said to me. She was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you know, I feel so fucking free of like thoughts.
Speaker 3: She's like, you know when you be in bed and
Speaker 3: you want to snack, but you got to like force
Speaker 3: yourself known. She's like, I'm fucko thriving girl.
Speaker 2: When I go out to dinner. One drink. It makes
Speaker 2: you not even feel good when you drink, and it.
Speaker 1: Takes just you don't want it, just takes you a
Speaker 1: long time to put anything in your mouth.
Speaker 2: But Dick, I hold you.
Speaker 1: It has not changed my craven on the dick. But
Speaker 1: in terms of food, bitch girl, what food I could
Speaker 1: be walking past that? I don't even know what it is? Well,
Speaker 1: vanilla shit, okay, now us get into vanilla shit at
Speaker 1: the fifty.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The only reason I want to do this one before
Speaker 3: we get out is because I know we both probably
Speaker 3: do this. And this happened in LA and I like
Speaker 3: follow some LA page. A Sherman Oaks woman and her
Speaker 3: son are distressed by their naked neighbor for leaving his
Speaker 3: blinds open and exposing themselves to the young family. So
Speaker 3: there was like a little bit of a news clip
Speaker 3: that I wanted to play the sound on so you
Speaker 3: could judge it.
Speaker 2: It's traumatic.
Speaker 4: Bevers can be noisy, nerve wracking, but what would you
Speaker 4: do if one of yours was constantly naked and naughty
Speaker 4: exposing himself through an uncovered bedroom window. That's exactly what
Speaker 4: one mother and son in Sherman Oaks say is happening,
Speaker 4: they feel hopeless and helpless, describing an obscene, unwanted, endless
Speaker 4: skin show. On the day of this interview, Michelle mcclintoff
Speaker 4: recorded her nude neighbor, who lives in another apartment building
Speaker 4: across a breezeway.
Speaker 2: Just feet from her home. He has touched himself. Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: he's definitely touched himself. I've seen him touch himself several times,
Speaker 2: you know. And he lays in a bed and you
Speaker 2: can kind of see what he's doing.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm coming back from school and seeing him naked,
Speaker 4: or I'm cooking or I'm eating a living room or
Speaker 4: watching TV.
Speaker 2: I look and I just see him naked. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: can I be honest? I take I live.
Speaker 3: Oh h get some blind nig literally, and I'm talking
Speaker 3: about you. Literally, Why are you looking out like if
Speaker 3: it's disturbing you that much? Close the blinds, like, I
Speaker 3: ain't gonna hold you quarterszip was just over here and bitch,
Speaker 3: I'm loud.
Speaker 1: So we was in the room and bitch, I'll be
Speaker 1: putting on the thing. But I know I get loud.
Speaker 2: So literally, I.
Speaker 1: Had to call my neighbor because I know he hears me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, sorry, if you want to just
Speaker 1: raise your TV, we gonna be going for like another hour.
Speaker 2: But I'm I called him. He was like, it's okay,
Speaker 2: I hear you all the time.
Speaker 1: I said, and I know, but we're gonna be extra
Speaker 1: loud tonight, so just want to let you know, and like,
Speaker 1: I apologize.
Speaker 2: And then one day we went to the Beltline.
Speaker 3: We said, in your bedroom, we could hear me the
Speaker 3: next door.
Speaker 1: But here's another thing, bitch, I live above like a
Speaker 1: commercial property, so it's a business. And girl, the receptionist
Speaker 1: called me because we came from the Beltline and it
Speaker 1: was like two o'clock in the afternoon and we was
Speaker 1: fucking in the living room and literally, hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna literally read you the text message that
Speaker 1: I know, bro, And I was like, I felt so crazy.
Speaker 2: So she said, I mean, I've heard you too, bruh,
Speaker 2: hold on, where did I do that?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: This is two twenty six pm.
Speaker 1: She said, I don't even know how to approach this,
Speaker 1: but you do know I hear everything beneath you, right,
Speaker 1: And I said, oh my god, I'm so sorry. So
Speaker 1: for the rest of the time, we came upstairs and was.
Speaker 3: Fucking But you know, I didn't even think I don't
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm in a loft. They didn't think.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bitch, I wood floors. I guess it's
Speaker 1: not all the way sound proof. Niggas could hear me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, And so I just say, sorry, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm finn a fuck Okay. So here's that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: All you can do is say sorry, Like what can
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 3: I'm not my neighbors. Basically, like she's calling the police.
Speaker 3: She's doing all this shit, and she's like I could
Speaker 3: see him in his bed, but if my bedroom went,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I necessarily believe he's getting off
Speaker 3: on it more than I think this nigga just be naked.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been naked, Like in New York it
Speaker 1: didn't because I was on the sixteenth floor. But and
Speaker 1: even here, I'm naked, but I'm high enough to where
Speaker 1: nobody could, like look at my window, but there are
Speaker 1: buildings across from me.
Speaker 2: They see me, like what you want me to do?
Speaker 2: That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: My only my only concern sometimes though, is what they're doing.
Speaker 1: If you are looking into someone else's private home and
Speaker 1: you start filming what you see in their private home,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. So if you see they were showing
Speaker 1: recordings of that man naked in his home at.
Speaker 3: The same time you're trying to have proof of what's
Speaker 3: going on, right, you could be like the same way
Speaker 3: the the girl got removed from Uber East because she
Speaker 3: did an Uber East delivery and.
Speaker 1: She opened the door or something and he was naked,
Speaker 1: and she like tried to spew. Bro If someone is
Speaker 1: naked and they fucking private home, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing recording into their goddamn windows close you're blind.
Speaker 3: The only thing with the Uber Eats is I was
Speaker 3: thinking maybe he was trying to like show his dick
Speaker 3: off to the driver, and I thought that was fucked up.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't. She opened the door like he was sleeping.
Speaker 2: Why did you open that man door? Okay?
Speaker 3: See now I was reading the comments and somebody said
Speaker 3: it sounds ridiculous, but I am comfortable in my home
Speaker 3: and my blinds are.
Speaker 2: Not always shut yep.
Speaker 3: And a lot of people don't believe he's attention sinking.
Speaker 3: So some of the people are saying that it's wrong
Speaker 3: if he's touching himself, which.
Speaker 2: Guess where I'm gonna touch myself in my bed bed, bitch.
Speaker 3: But the only other thing that I'm like, Okay, that's
Speaker 3: kind of fucked up. Now, Mandy, here goes this.
Speaker 2: I'm listening.
Speaker 3: The police knock on your door and say, hey, you've
Speaker 3: been naked. There's children across the street. Do you mind
Speaker 3: just putting the blinds down when you are naked?
Speaker 2: And it's fucked them kids for life? Bitch? How do
Speaker 2: you think they was made?
Speaker 1: Their parents should close the blinds if they don't want
Speaker 1: to see. Bro, I'm in my home and if my
Speaker 1: mind's open, that's what I'm gonna do. And my mother
Speaker 1: fucking in the rent?
Speaker 2: Did I pay?
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, I'm kind of aligned. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily know if or you need to move.
Speaker 3: The only thing I would not do with the blinds open,
Speaker 3: if kids were looking. It's fucked And I say that
Speaker 3: because being naked. I'm not just standing in the window naked.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna walk by naked, like if they see me,
Speaker 3: they see me. But if I'm like full on giving
Speaker 3: them niggas a show, all right, maybe not?
Speaker 1: Eh, I don't know. All I know is you should
Speaker 1: be able to do whatever you want in the privacy
Speaker 1: of your home as long as it's not a crime.
Speaker 2: And being naked in your own home is not a crime,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 1: It's not a public space, and anybody looking into your
Speaker 1: home and have the nerve to video you them niggas
Speaker 1: should be arrested for videoing you in your public space,
Speaker 1: especially if you're naked. Especially in this case. Bro, even
Speaker 1: if you blurt me out, this shit is now.
Speaker 2: On the news. Oh but yeah, I'm still in the
Speaker 2: news station. I'm suing you. I'm still in the city
Speaker 2: because bitch.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 2: And there you have it? Are they wrong?
Speaker 1: I would love to know y'all's thoughts or if you've
Speaker 1: ever been in a position, because, like I said, I've
Speaker 1: been in hotel.
Speaker 2: Rooms where there might be a little noise.
Speaker 1: Complaint, Like, bitch, it's a bed. Guess where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fuck on the bed.
Speaker 2: In a room?
Speaker 1: Right, y'all better not be trying to shut people up
Speaker 1: while they're trying to.
Speaker 2: Make love the fuck. No, I'm agreed with it. I'm
Speaker 2: look at us, ass who if I no, this is
Speaker 2: the exact topic they would have thought we agreed on.
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Speaker 2: you not age us? I don't know if you know
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Speaker 2: Aio. Let's get into it, y'all. If you saw the title,
Speaker 2: you know what we're talking about this week.
Speaker 1: I want to booty eat my man. But wow, I
Speaker 1: want to booty eat my man. That's literally how she
Speaker 1: wrote this. Bro, No long girl, but I want a
Speaker 1: booty eat my man's butt.
Speaker 4: How.
Speaker 1: Hey me Indian Wheezy, you can call me natural, needy curvy.
Speaker 1: I am a Latina, thirty year old monogamous female. I
Speaker 1: have a newer listener who absolutely loves the podcast. Anytime
Speaker 1: I can talk about the podcast, I do and recommend it.
Speaker 1: I just started watching the episodes on YouTube and it's
Speaker 1: a whole different fulfillment for me, which has helped me
Speaker 1: open my mind to other ideas. So let's get to it.
Speaker 1: I have been with my man d going on two years.
Speaker 1: During this time, he is absolutely wonderful in bed, is
Speaker 1: open to using toys, getting kinky to a comfortable level
Speaker 1: for both of us, and is overall well equipped.
Speaker 2: Egg plain emoji. Ohy, I was like me, didn't I
Speaker 2: didn't know the vegetable name girl like I was really
Speaker 2: saying emoji? Is that again? Okay?
Speaker 1: Back it up to about twenty twenty one, twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two or so, I was fucking around with we'll call
Speaker 1: him mister Counselor and no he wasn't my counselor.
Speaker 2: But during this time I ate mister.
Speaker 1: Counselors ash slash booty and it was absolutely phenomenal. The
Speaker 1: way the satisfaction was shown by him had me enjoying.
Speaker 2: It even more.
Speaker 1: So I want to do that again with my current
Speaker 1: man and not I don't miss mister Counselor. I miss
Speaker 1: the freedom slash next level of.
Speaker 2: Sex and intimacy that we had.
Speaker 1: I can say d and I do have good communication
Speaker 1: now after just getting over a hump of absolutely not
Speaker 1: doing so well. However, when xes are brought up, he
Speaker 1: feels a type of way literally just want my man
Speaker 1: to experience something that I realized that I enjoy any
Speaker 1: ideas on how to go about this and opening the
Speaker 1: communication to another level of sex slash intimacy Having.
Speaker 3: Exes are brought up, there's an issue that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to. I mean, I'm goen be real.
Speaker 3: I enjoy talking my past relationships, but I would not
Speaker 3: enjoy it if it was like, well, my ex used
Speaker 3: to be able to do a split on my dick
Speaker 3: facts cause bitch, you and I'm.
Speaker 2: Both not splitting on dick bro whoo bitch Like.
Speaker 3: So I will say I absolutely and normally I'm never
Speaker 3: on the side of the niggas when you all write in.
Speaker 3: But you can't be bringing up past experiences with someone
Speaker 3: thinking that it'll make somebody else be like, oh sure,
Speaker 3: I've got to like you almost want to immediately reject it.
Speaker 2: Actually agreed.
Speaker 1: I think that there's a way of bringing up the
Speaker 1: things that you like in the bedroom without oversharing the
Speaker 1: previous partners you did.
Speaker 2: It with, because like that's too much. It's too like, here's.
Speaker 1: The thing you saying, or you you showing him how
Speaker 1: much you enjoy sucking dick. Hopefully you're doing that and
Speaker 1: he's not thinking of every dick you sucked before that, right,
Speaker 1: So when it comes to kinks and introducing new things
Speaker 1: into the bedroom, I actually think Wezi you're.
Speaker 2: Kind of right.
Speaker 1: One of the kind of worst things you could do
Speaker 1: in terms of introducing it is bringing up a past
Speaker 1: partner you.
Speaker 2: Did it with.
Speaker 1: Like so the ways that we started the pod and
Speaker 1: said that here's good ways to bring up things in conversation,
Speaker 1: to communicate it before just bringing it on somebody is like.
Speaker 2: Group chat stuff.
Speaker 1: Bring it up like one of your girls brought it
Speaker 1: up in a group chat, and you're bringing it up
Speaker 1: to him like it's a man's always kind of open
Speaker 1: to hearing you bring up things that you and your
Speaker 1: girls are talking about, right.
Speaker 2: It also makes him feel more included.
Speaker 1: So say that, man, my homegirl just talked about how
Speaker 1: she ate this nigga asked and how it turned him out.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had that done to you. You have
Speaker 2: did you enjoy it?
Speaker 1: Don't ask who did it? But see first if he's
Speaker 1: even had it done to him before.
Speaker 3: If I had some difficult conversations, just what I was
Speaker 3: gonna say saying, you gotta be careful how you say
Speaker 3: the group chat thing. Why because you can't be like, well,
Speaker 3: so and South do it. You just gotta be like
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 2: No, it's not even so and so do it with
Speaker 2: the group chat.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is just say, man, Latitia brought up
Speaker 1: like her enjoying eating ass and it's so crazy because
Speaker 1: it made me realize we never did that. Babe, Is
Speaker 1: that something you've done before? Like, keep it minimal. It's
Speaker 1: just an introduction to bring this topic to her.
Speaker 2: It ain't even gotta be real. Latitsha Muda never ate
Speaker 2: ass ever.
Speaker 1: Just throw it on your homegirl, but think at the
Speaker 1: intro to the conversation.
Speaker 2: Or what else I like to do is send porn.
Speaker 1: Y'all know that was my go to. And if you
Speaker 1: go on X, type in chu dai or wattai and babe,
Speaker 1: you gonna find mad goddamn porn.
Speaker 2: So dr porn. There were wa t a a as
Speaker 2: an asshole. Yeah, there's two a's at the end. It's
Speaker 2: cheu gai or wattai. But look it up on x or.
Speaker 1: If you're in a state that doesn't require you to
Speaker 1: put in your goddamn id like Georgia does, make sure
Speaker 1: you go on porn hub. You go to one of
Speaker 1: the free sites and you find a video where a
Speaker 1: girl is getting.
Speaker 2: In that ass and you send the video to him
Speaker 2: and see what his response is.
Speaker 3: Additionally, I think the only other advice I would have
Speaker 3: is I was having a conversation with a homegirl that
Speaker 3: was basically telling me because her and her manner long distance,
Speaker 3: and she was like, I feel like we never have
Speaker 3: tough conversations when I am there and when he's here
Speaker 3: because we want to keep the high moment.
Speaker 2: And something I realized in this current.
Speaker 3: Relationship opposed to others, some of the best chats happened
Speaker 3: in the high moment.
Speaker 2: Recently, we went out to the club.
Speaker 3: It was having a great time or whatever dance party,
Speaker 3: and we sat down and he was like, I'm just
Speaker 3: so glad, like tonight's going well, like that was a
Speaker 3: really tough day yesterday. So bitch, for probably about twenty
Speaker 3: five to thirty minutes we really in this corner like
Speaker 3: yeah baby, Like I hate when we get like that,
Speaker 3: like let's make sure to promise to X y Z.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying talk to your nigga when you bottle popping.
Speaker 3: What I am saying, though, is there is something to
Speaker 3: be said about having conversations.
Speaker 2: When no one's angry or yeah out on the defense.
Speaker 3: The second someone says I need to talk to you
Speaker 3: about something, I'm gonna be like ugh, like my guard
Speaker 3: is up, like my body language changes. I'm already just
Speaker 3: like ready to be like nope, nope. You know so,
Speaker 3: I think it would be great if y'all are already
Speaker 3: in a sexy vibe to start playing around with that too.
Speaker 3: If you don't want to bring up someone else. This
Speaker 3: is just another suggestion in the middle of sexy energy,
Speaker 3: just being playful. Like I think that sometimes we make
Speaker 3: more of a mole out of a mountain, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, a mountain out of a mole when
Speaker 3: it really isn't that deep. Because yes, you did kind
Speaker 3: of fuck up by bringing up old niggas and all
Speaker 3: the shit they was doing, but that doesn't mean coming else.
Speaker 1: Bad now taking it to being more physical like a
Speaker 1: way to physically lean into this conversation. I have two
Speaker 1: advice tips to give just to see his comfortability with
Speaker 1: you playing around his boodhle. Right, So, one of the
Speaker 1: things that I really like doing just to gauge comfortability
Speaker 1: is when I'm giving a hand and I'm massaging the balls,
Speaker 1: I make sure my hands are on the back end
Speaker 1: of the balls to where I could just graze the.
Speaker 2: Asshole by accident or not, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But you down there about the balls, so as you're
Speaker 1: rubbing the balls, you kind of do a larger circular
Speaker 1: motion so that you kind.
Speaker 2: Of graze, you kind of graze the boodhole.
Speaker 1: Now, if he jumped and be like, bitch, what you're doing,
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm sorry, I was just rubbing your balls.
Speaker 2: Don't even bring up that you was like trying to gauge.
Speaker 2: But this is your gauge. If he's like comfortable and
Speaker 2: rocking with it, then maybe.
Speaker 1: You can feel a little bit more comfortable having a
Speaker 1: conversation about it later, or you could put your mouth
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 2: I got a question, what have you ever done the
Speaker 2: grays tip and it didn't work out?
Speaker 1: I mean, if y'all listen to the pod for all
Speaker 1: almost ten years, I deal with freak as niggas, so
Speaker 1: normally we talking about this type of nasty shit before
Speaker 1: we even have sex for the first time. And then
Speaker 1: I don't like niggas that aren't open to it.
Speaker 2: There is one guy recently, you know, I told you
Speaker 2: he was like ooh, I was couldn't believe I was
Speaker 2: fucking him. He was so green.
Speaker 3: That he ain't really like nothing freaky. I think, trying
Speaker 3: not to get another but I know I'm seeing you.
Speaker 2: But anyways, I.
Speaker 1: Was a fan of his growing up and I almost
Speaker 1: couldn't believe we got the fuck oh.
Speaker 2: And I only fucked him again because of who he was.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't good because you said recently. That's why.
Speaker 2: Now what I said recently like was in the last.
Speaker 1: Five years, because bitch, I was in a three year
Speaker 1: relationship that we're not gonna go through my bodies right now.
Speaker 2: That's not what you said.
Speaker 1: What when you got that big again after after a
Speaker 1: friend's birthday party. I think I'm talking about that too. AnyWho,
Speaker 1: he wasn't that freaky. So he is a nigga that
Speaker 1: was just like like he jumped and he wasn't with
Speaker 1: none of that ship.
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, nigga, you I know you've.
Speaker 1: Been fucking a lot, how to fuck you don't want
Speaker 1: your bulldohle play with But he did.
Speaker 2: But he's the only nigga that I can like think
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: We didn't have a conversation before about how we were
Speaker 1: in ben and and it just happened.
Speaker 2: And clearly he wasn't that fund. So that would be
Speaker 2: on one tip.
Speaker 1: The next tip, I would give you leans more into intimacy,
Speaker 1: but also allows you to kind of graze the ass
Speaker 1: to just see his comfortability.
Speaker 2: Take a shower with him and start washing him down.
Speaker 1: And if he allows you to take that wash cloth
Speaker 1: up and down that ass, crack girl, you good to go.
Speaker 1: And they beginting, like, here's the thing with the shower,
Speaker 1: right the shower girl, the shower be giving it up
Speaker 1: because my first time touching almost ninety percent of the
Speaker 1: asses I've been in, it's in the shower.
Speaker 3: Man, it's in the shower because I'm just more comfortable
Speaker 3: now because I know I an airdoe.
Speaker 2: Booty out and you done cleaned it. So that's the
Speaker 2: thing too.
Speaker 1: I don't like shower sex but starting or ending a
Speaker 1: sex session in the shower top tier, especially if you
Speaker 1: ain't got a slippery ass tub where you gotta worry
Speaker 1: about legiti.
Speaker 3: If you got a shower, nitchens are gonna be down
Speaker 3: a little bit. I remember my man said something to
Speaker 3: me once we were in the shower. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I was washing his hair or whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: was going on. He said, I feel like this is
Speaker 3: more intimate than sleeping next to us.
Speaker 1: No facts, he's a shower could be real intimate, like
Speaker 1: like I've been in the shower and it gets so intimate,
Speaker 1: Like that is where golden showers began for me, Like
Speaker 1: like a nigga. I thought it was the water, and no,
Speaker 1: it was him pissing on me. And now here we go,
Speaker 1: we're having a golden shower. Well, we could wipe it
Speaker 1: right off, you know what I mean. Like the shower
Speaker 1: is a place where you can kind of get a
Speaker 1: little kinkier then you.
Speaker 2: Might think a shower can get.
Speaker 3: Now I get talk about some crazy shit, not some
Speaker 3: golden shower shit, some real dirty shit.
Speaker 2: No, we're not talking about shit in the shower. I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna hold you. I'm not shitting in the shower.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and bring up blood. Weezy, go ahead and
Speaker 2: bring up blood. I was gonna bring up shit. You
Speaker 2: have a shit in the shower story? No I don't,
Speaker 2: but no, go ahead and share it. Don't act like
Speaker 2: it's your friend now, bitch.
Speaker 3: Just you no, just we listen and we just meat. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm glad we're the end. This is not the clip,
Speaker 3: but basically I was texting this nigga. This is years ago,
Speaker 3: and he was like, hey, yo, my stomach killing me.
Speaker 3: I know your stomach fucked up.
Speaker 2: I forgot what we ate. I forgot. I really do
Speaker 2: forget what it was.
Speaker 3: But I was like, bro, I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to tell you because I feel like it's dirty.
Speaker 2: I was like, but I have to share this.
Speaker 3: You know, when you take a shit that's so crazy,
Speaker 3: you got to tell somebody. He's like, tell me, and
Speaker 3: I was like it was so wide, like my booty
Speaker 3: hole wasn't big enough to get the shit out. And
Speaker 3: he was like, next time, I want to help you.
Speaker 2: Who wa wait? How would a man help you push
Speaker 2: a shit out your ass? Girl?
Speaker 3: He was like, I'll get up that motherfucker. I'll get
Speaker 3: the shit out for you, and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 2: So we left. You know, he knows I'm not into it. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Now, I was only fucking this nigga here and there,
Speaker 3: so I didn't really have much to tell. But I
Speaker 3: came to see him. We were in a hotel. We
Speaker 3: take a shower together. In the shower, he goes, let
Speaker 3: me get in there, and I was like, what do
Speaker 3: you mean. He's like, funk all a detox shit, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get it off you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, he likes shit.
Speaker 3: And he literally was like massaging my stomach and talking
Speaker 3: about how he wanted to get off in my ass,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yo, I was so turned off.
Speaker 3: But I was also like a little turned off because
Speaker 3: he was into did.
Speaker 2: You let him get in your booty?
Speaker 1: Because I need the whole world to know that you
Speaker 1: did not just let the tip in that you would
Speaker 1: have had full blown antal sex with your cat.
Speaker 3: Wasn't antext He wanted to like grab wait, you wanted
Speaker 3: to like wait, But yes this was And for those listening,
Speaker 3: this actually wasn't about him fucking shit out of me.
Speaker 1: He wanted to go in your bootle hole and grab
Speaker 1: the turnout Ain't that nasty?
Speaker 3: Bruh.
Speaker 2: I'm judging. I'm judging him and the fact that you
Speaker 2: did you see that niggatte he said, that's what he
Speaker 2: was into. You nasty. I'm judging you were nasty. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't asky know, sears up a finger in my butt
Speaker 2: with a fantasy. You know you what it looks for?
Speaker 2: Make you do?
Speaker 3: Now, let me tell you what I would like to
Speaker 3: compare it to. You know how you like to use
Speaker 3: dildo's and act like it's another dick. Yes, okay, he
Speaker 3: wanted to use fingers and just talk about ship while
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 2: In my butt, And didn't you know what he probably
Speaker 2: wanted to do after that? He wanted to lick him
Speaker 2: his fingers and then kiss you right after he'd done
Speaker 2: licked the remnants of feces off his goddamn finger.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I did an episode it's not out, but on season
Speaker 3: four Sex Hulls. I met up with this girl named
Speaker 3: almost said Tierra a LEXI. I just feel like that
Speaker 3: Lexp's name.
Speaker 2: I don't met up with this girl.
Speaker 3: I think quits Tierra or something, but she's like a
Speaker 3: fart queen in Atlanta in the way that she described.
Speaker 3: I started thinking about that nigga. I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, because it was a minute ago. It was
Speaker 3: with this nigga was before the pandemic. But anyway, I
Speaker 3: sell this to say. She was like talking about the
Speaker 3: food that she had to eat to get her body
Speaker 3: ready to fart into shit. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 3: that's why that nigga took us to that restaurant that day.
Speaker 3: He wanted when he especially how he led into it.
Speaker 3: It's just the tip you giving this bitch right now, Mandy,
Speaker 3: He said that food we ate by stomach fucked up?
Speaker 3: Is your stomach fucked up?
Speaker 2: He wanted my shit story?
Speaker 1: That's real nasty. Well, she just wants to eat her
Speaker 1: man's ass. So sorry to the listener who wrote in
Speaker 1: miss Natural Curvy Beauty. I know you called wanted or
Speaker 1: wrote in wanting advice. Hopefully we helped you before we
Speaker 1: started sharing how we like to play in man.
Speaker 2: Butt and how men like to play in our butt.
Speaker 2: But hopefully this helped you.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you right back in and let us know how
Speaker 1: you get to booty eat yo, man, cause I'm here
Speaker 1: for it hun okay, And if you need our help again,
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