WEBVTT - Bobby Bones Show Replay 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:10.680 Bobby Bond transmitting US America. This is the body bull. 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.640 Welcome to Thursday's show. Let me say this to the studios. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.239 Good good, hey, good morning to you. Good mor Let 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.040 me put Thomas on a bad rouge. Hey, Thomas, hey, 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.080 good morning. Appreciate you calling. What's going on, buddy man, 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:27.360 I'm just trying to find out the status every buddy's chairs. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.160 They haven't heard it in a while. Okay, So just 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.040 to give everybody the back story here, what happened was, 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.360 we have bad chairs. Our backs kill us. And first 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.040 I started to be very vocal about it, and then 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.199 everybody else jumped on. But okay, fair enough, but do 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.920 bean fair? I have the worst chair of all? Would 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.840 we all agree with that? And then everybody else chairs? 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.040 You guy, this chair stink too, And so I said, 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.200 why don't we just get chair sponsors because our company 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:54.120 is not gonna buy us new chairs. So I said, hey, 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:58.040 the artists are rich, so let's go and ask them 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.320 to buy us a chair and they can beat the 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.120 chair spawn. So we all picked someone around there, let's 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.000 quickly around the room. I picked Garth Brooks. I picked 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:09.040 Dircidentally Carrie Underwood, my favorite country superstar, Tim McGraw, Kid 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:14.160 More and then not Ahead Rascal Flats. So the only 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.280 person to get a chair so far, and man did 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.520 she worked quick? Yea was Lunchbox and carry Underwood because 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.040 he's sitting in his new chair every day. Comes in. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.880 He's like, man, I feel great. Yeah, I don't know. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.120 I got a great back. And Cherry Underwood is to 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.959 think he even named it. So you know, here we are, 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.520 and that's that's the story. Lunchbox is the only one. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.880 Now you're hearing murmurs of things. Apparently Dirk's is building 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.119 building from scratch. Yeah, so Thomas, that's it. Not only 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:43.840 Lunchbox has his chair. Man, that's that sounds been awesome. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:46.680 But everybody's gonna get their chair so they can get comfortable, 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.080 just like relaxing over and what I like about how 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:53.000 Bobby did that. Then he goes the backstory, like, I 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.720 see what you did there? Like the backstory, I get it. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:02:01.080 It really wasn't a pun. I'll tell you he's gonna 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.680 killing Chose though. With that new chair. He's been funnier. Thomas, 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:09.519 thank you for the call. I appreciate that. Recognizing people 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:14.200 doing cool things. Man, check this out. I see you 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:18.320 David and Ellen Karen. So David Karen rescued a female 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.160 runner from from an assault a couple of years back, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.000 he and his wife Ellen came up with an app 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:25.520 to help keep women safe. The Run Angel is a 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.400 safety watch that has an alarmed that, if activated, creates 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.160 this noise that's at a hundred and twenty decimals, which 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:34.720 if someone hits you as found as loud to standing 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.320 in front of a speaker to rock concert. And they've 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.480 made this and it's small, and so if you're ever 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.560 set off, first of all, it scares. The person is going, 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.640 oh there's a loud noise, and everyone's gonna look at 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.880 what the loud noises, so I should get away. It's 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.720 like a car alarm. A car alarm doesn't stop the 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.320 car from me and Burgo rides, but it brings attention 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.600 to it. But this thing is so loud. And then 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.959 there are also guardians, and you can regire to be 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:58.840 a guardian. If you're somewhere near to that you can 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:00.840 get in help. Oh that's cool, and so it's developing 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.639 a community. But that they made this super loud, that 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.840 loud and that small speaker to me is crazy, and 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:11.040 so they started doing this after he rescued someone else. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.360 That's like the little things into making this huge difference 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:17.280 in the world. So David and Ellen Karen, I see 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.680 you guys, and the run Angel it's a safety watch. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.400 That's I mean, that really is awesome. I see you 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:29.000 Bobby Bones show. It's producer Ray and Lottery News. A 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.639 Virginia woman who was showing her friend how to play 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.960 the game won a million dollars. She took the lump sum, 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:36.520 so it will be a little bit less than that. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:41.560 Nationwide manhunt continues for that armed Tennessee teacher accused of 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.600 kidnapping a fifteen year old student. It's been over a week. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.840 He's driving a silver Nissan Road And finally, in sports 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:53.280 March madness is back today. Sweet sixteen games get underway tonight. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.840 All right, your Thursday morning positivity happens right now with 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:05.000 show you know what Mr Bobby Bones on Twitter. Appreciate 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.560 all you guys calls and your tweets and your Instagrams 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:15.200 and now the good news. Her name is Avery. She 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.159 just started nine years old and she had an awesome 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.800 party to celebrate. Tons of gifts were brought, but she 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.840 did not want them. For herself again she's nine. She 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.279 had gifts brought and she took all of them to 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.440 the Child Crisis Arizona centered help kids less fortunate than her, 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.600 and she even had people donate to and someone donate 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.720 bucks as well, so a lot of kids were able 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.480 to get a gift because this nine year old was like, 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.440 I don't want presents for me, I want presents for 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.680 other kids, which is crazy to think at nine you 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.479 wouldn't be totally selfish, because at nine I just wanted 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.800 I just want a cake and presents and toys and 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.280 that's all. That's awesome. So I see you. That's that's 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.400 a good. Tell me something good there, Amy kids. Uh 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.960 kid has started a book club to encourage other kids 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.320 his age to read. But it's all for boys ages 0:04:56.400 --> 0:05:00.359 eight to ten, and he named the club Books and Rows. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.920 And you pay like a small fee. You get a book, worksheets, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.680 and snacks at the monthly meetings. Books and bros. Books 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.080 and Bros only dudes, only dudes. Like a kid like 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.800 eight years old started it and you have to be 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.919 eight to ten. But like the opposite of your adoption 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:22.760 shower only girls that two days later. Yeah, yeah, this 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.159 stays in my heart. Hey, this is kids are reading 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.320 this is I love it. I love that. You gotta 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.120 let girls down there too, the girls and be part 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.560 of that. Listen. I don't know books and bros. Yeah 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:37.240 you know they say bros before books. Lunch Box Chaw 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.880 Smith was turning seventy years old and she was like, man, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.200 I want to challenge myself. So she decided to do 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:49.320 the Triple seven seven marathons, seven days Wow, seven continents Wow. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:54.599 Completed all of them boom at seventy years old. That's 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:59.560 called Triple seven plus seventy. That's like geeze, all right 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.720 there you. By the way, For those that are new 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.080 to the show, Amy's adopting two kids. She's having an 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.120 adoption shower and none of the guys weren't vited. And 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.320 every guy's okay with that except for me. But I'm 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.160 still holding on to it days later, and so I'm 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.280 just gonna slowly trickle it. It's just id like to 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.560 let it slowly trickle out over over time. So that 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.479 was something guy Overbady w When is that shower? By 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.440 the way, It's in April, so no one not to 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.480 stop by. I gotta make sure I don't come by 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.560 that month. I know my girlfriend's going there. Well you 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:29.400 can come. I want you guys to come. I'm gonna 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:39.080 BUYO every day now until guys I'm out. Okay, around 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:42.800 the room. How's your day yesterday? Amy? I would rate 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:46.040 it eight out of tim It's a pretty strong day. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.880 What did you do to get an eight? I worked out, 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.240 I packed more for Haiti. Probably that because I'm going 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.400 to see my kids this weekend. So it's just excitement. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.920 My friend arrives today. That's going with me, and I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.720 just got the house cleaned up ready for her to 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:04.440 come visit. So I'm excited. And eight was your day? Yesterday? 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:09.880 Is six? I mean I crushed two hours Shameless on 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.360 Netflix or whatever it's called, or on Showtime. Then I 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:18.040 took a nap. You don't know the difference. That's why 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:23.080 they're both red. Yeahs are they're pretty much the same logo. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.120 It looks almost exactly the same. You like that show? 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:28.640 I've never seen that. Yeah, it's really funny. It's funny drama. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.920 There's funny parts, there's drama. There's like, oh my gosh, goodness, 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.520 I can't believe they just did that. Like it's just entertaining. 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.720 Did they still make that show. I have no idea. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.280 So you watched Shane Less for two hours. I got 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.440 a nap in, I took the dogs for a walk, 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:51.000 and then watched Survivor. Oh yeah, what about you. I 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.480 saw a picture on your Instagram of your backyard. Yeah, 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.600 it looks like a mess. What do you mean it 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.680 looks like, First of all, it looks like garbage everywhere, 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.360 and it's not. It's dog toys. Every that's been ripped apart, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.800 so basically it's garbon I mean, is that what that is? Yeah, 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:07.440 it's all dog toys that's rip up cotton everywhere in 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:11.160 your backyard. Yeah, sometimes, but you give the new ones 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.840 and they rip them up. I mean that's the sign 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.880 of a happy dog when they have toys to play with. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.520 Do you ever think about getting him something that's not cotton, 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.800 like a rope or a ball. There's there's ropes back there, 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.880 there's balls, I mean, there's everything. Boxes Instagram had a 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.280 picture of his backyard, and I remember Ray coming to 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.160 me going life, boxes yard is so dirty and his 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.280 house is really dirty, and so Ray. I mean it 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:36.839 looked like there you go there, it is exactly what 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.760 you said. I looked at the back yard. I was 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.760 embarrassed for him. You could never have people over why 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.079 something in the backyard that's a gross A bunch of 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:48.319 chicks hanging out and you have stuffed animals stuff everywhere. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:53.600 Raymond's that ray anymore. It's tough to make that adjustment 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.760 because he said he wants to be Raymond. He's over thirty. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:01.160 Now ray is no longer produce ay Aymond now exists. Well, 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.400 I was thinking about that with his Big three Stories 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.960 earlier this morning. So should his imaging change to Raymond's 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.679 Big three story or what? I don't three? Does it 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.640 say ray or just big three stories? A big three stories? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.280 But then he goes to produce a ray But you 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.920 have to produce a Raymond. But then that's a good 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:23.160 catch though. Okay, consistency, my friend. Okay, cool. Yeah. Here's 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.920 the latest from Nashville and Tullywood Amy's thirty second Skinny 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.959 More performers have been added to the lineup for the 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.160 a C. M Awards, which are going down April two. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.880 They added Sam Hunt h yeah, Rascal Flats that's a 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:43.560 good one, Thomas Rhet, Chris Tableton, that's what about this one? 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.760 Carry Uderwood Yeah, yeah, and then Keith yea. Yeah, so 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.200 I guess more people are going to continue to be added. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:54.560 Luke and Dark's are hosting Yeah live from Vegas. Clearly 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:58.920 a lunchbox and Bobby were busy. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.800 be on CBS twos. Oh that would be I'm telling 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:05.440 you there's something about this lineup anyway. Is the Christian 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.000 singer that I saw, Lauren Daegol. They were making a 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.480 I don't know who that is. I don't making a 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.480 big deal about her performing on the show too. Okay, 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.600 well then she must be really awesome. I was thinking 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.760 the same thing, but I don't know. My contemporary Christian 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:22.599 listening hasn't been at its peak. Michael W. Smith, And 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:25.439 you know I got to hang out with him a 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.320 few months ago. Michael W. Smith a few months ago. Yeah, 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.520 I went to his like I hosted a Saint Jude 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.560 thing like at his farm, and I called him up 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.680 on stage, but he cut his hair, so it'd been 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.280 a minute. So I was like, no, no, Michael days 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:43.559 and He's like, I'm right here. I was like, awkward, Hey, Michael, 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.520 used to have your CD. You look a little different, 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.920 you know what I'm saying. We can we can wrap 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.360 on that all right? Amy, that's your thirty seconds guiney 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:57.439 bone head. Sorry today, this story comes to us from Maine. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.439 Hey family was having an aunt problem down in their 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.400 basement and they were going to call an exterminator when 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.640 there on year old Sun was like, oh, don't worry 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.240 about it all handle it. Oh boy goes down to 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:10.680 the basement with a box of matches, tries to burn 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.680 the ants, got the ants, and he got the whole 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:20.160 house burned completely to the ground. I'm lunch box at 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:29.319 your bone head story of the day show. Hello, it's me. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.199 There's a guy who went to one of our shows. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.400 He says, hey, have a piece of history if you're 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:38.680 a true fan. Bid now it's a sandwich bag which 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.719 contains the air that Adele breathed. Yeah, and he's got 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:49.120 big times right now, the high. But again he's taking 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.920 a sandwich bag and just taking the air and said 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:56.040 Adele breathed. She didn't into the bag. He just like 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.920 he waved the bag in the air. And okay, who 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:05.319 are you that you were? Nobody want my hair? I 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.319 would sell this chair. Like again, I'm just trying to 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.319 get a chair around here. I forget I saw my 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.360 chair for Team Bucks. Put that towards a new one. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.640 A lot of people yesterday were happy to hear from 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.760 fake Luke Brian again. You good. It's good to be back, y'all. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.200 It is good. And the Raging Idiots released a new 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.760 song because you may know Fast from the real Luke Bryan. Fast. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.040 That's the kind of car you want to drive when 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.360 you're sixteen. Fast. But Fake Luke Brian showed up again. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.520 We rocked a song called flask Right. That's right, something 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:43.200 relatable to the way the Raging Idiots flask ready fake 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:49.160 look of course, I am here we go. Flash That's 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.840 what you sneak into a ball game on a Friday night. Flask. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:13:00.400 It's camera flass, which makes it your favorite fly ask 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.840 boss man is keeping me at work and I need 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:13.800 my flask. I wish I had my flash beer at 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:18.079 the concert. Cost seven fifty. Good thing you've thrown in 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.839 your own whiskey. Got it for your birthday with your 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.640 name on the side, brought jacket pocket and makes it 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:29.800 easy to hide. Don't know it's Saturday kids soccer game. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:36.080 Couldn't be wrong to bring it along. Wife says, you can't, man, 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:50.199 I just want my flask. Yeah, flash fast, that's just 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.400 the kind of car you want to drive when you 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:57.760 sixteen fast And he's laughing again at hard They gave 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.640 me laughing at anything. You know how you hang out 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.320 with people for so long and you just know they're 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.080 sending humoring jokes and that's just it. So even though 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.679 they're super funny, you get it all the time. It's 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.800 like you fla Mignon every day, it just be turning 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.679 just flamegion. So I feel like our flame Mignon gets 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.520 lost on you sometimes. So it's funny to hear you 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:19.200 laugh for a flame Mignon. Again, it's good sat round 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:26.080 the glass balls and you keep trying to do so. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.440 Now I'm gonna just I mean, now, I know, like 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:37.800 the fast day or two, I'll hear is flyhous there 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:41.920 it is. Hey, thank Luke, good job. But thanks, y'all. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:47.000 I appreciate it. You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome, bones, y'all. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.680 Women like men with very deep voices because it's seen 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:56.280 as a sign of masculinity. I'm in the middle. Eddie's 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.040 probably in the higher range. I'm definitely not a low voice. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:08.280 Hello guy. Ladies always had a deep voice. Yeah, maybe 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.680 that's the reason why the ladies love me. Maybe all 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:15.200 the ladies love. All the ladies love would you were 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.560 you a ladies got in high school? I was a 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.480 ladies guy in my whole life. So you've always had 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.640 like multiple women that she's from second grade? Started out 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.840 Tracy parl Up? What up? But that's one girl, Like 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.640 I'm saying, like if you always have like three or 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.880 four at a time, and that was just understood understood, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:34.840 Like in fifth grade, I had this chicken, Marty Wells, 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.280 I'm dating her, and this other girl, Gina, wanted me. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.520 I mean it was like a little battle. So from 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.080 elementary school, yeah, friend was like, man, break up with Marty, 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:45.560 get with Gina. Y'all have boyfriends and girlfriends in middles 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.760 I mean elementaries, and I didn't have in high school. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.760 So I'm out of this. You know, my voice apparently 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.440 wasn't low enough. Was your voice always low and distinct 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.640 like that? Even as a kid. Even as a kid, 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.840 the teachers say, hey, man, that's a man voice. I'm like, 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.240 what man's voice? The boy's body teacher would say that 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.560 it sounds like a good cutter song a man's voice, 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:13.880 And no, that sounds creepy. It's like calling baton rouge. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:21.400 That's right. Wait, hello, Samantha. No, you're thinking of got 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.880 the need to feel the thun, not summer y. And 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.080 he come up, come up with the lyric calling baton 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:30.680 rouge the man's voice. Oh no, it's it's kind of 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:34.280 the same, kind of weird. No, you're thinking of a 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:38.880 different song. Go ahead, the combination of a woman and 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:44.680 there you go, messed up, right, don't perform that at 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:48.040 raging it. It shows sometimes calling bat Ridge and every 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.360 time it's like, is that just week combination of a 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:55.320 woman and a child? But I was like, creepy when 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:58.000 you really say it. But then we're like whatever the 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.400 song rule when you when you sing it's not that 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:04.080 when you say it of a woman and a child, 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:09.199 you're like, I want to uh. There are songs from 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.119 like the Beatles and songs when they're like she's sixteen 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.800 and she's beautiful and not like adult men sing in this, 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.920 and I'm like, I guess back in the sixties, there's 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:21.840 an old song, remember young Girl get out of My Mind? Yeah, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.600 I know what song you're talking about. Was the person 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:32.960 seeing I mean, I'm sure he wasn't young. Oh how 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:36.720 young was the girl? He's exactly because I mean, I'm 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:41.280 younger than my husband, but only by she you're thinking 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:46.880 it's Gary Puckett. Yeah, young, get out of my mind. 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.920 That's it. And yeah, but I wonder how old that 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:51.639 he was because I don't know the answer to that, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:55.000 because I was tecond like that's oldies radio and so 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:57.000 there when I would listen to a lot of oldiese radio, 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.600 there wasn't wikipedia of the kid and that would listen 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.360 to that all the time. That's I mean, that's really 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:05.760 where a lot of my music comes from, is oldies radio. 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.960 But yeah, look up Gary Puckett because or Gary, yeah, 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.480 Gary pucketting the Union Gap. I wouldn't have got the 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:18.280 Union Gap man trying to google that age young girl. 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:20.399 That those words should just never be said, even if 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:23.119 you're a young boy, you should be like, girl, my 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.600 age gude out of my mind. I just shouldn't. Right, 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.600 all right, thank you, thank you, thank you all. So 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.879 Garth Brooks sent me a chair and just just in 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:39.200 we've all had these bad chairs and a callar even 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.960 asked this morning about it, and he sent me a chair. 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:45.040 The problem is it's way short. Not problem is it's 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.640 awesome and it's got Garth's logo on it. And Garth 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.440 tweeted me this morning and Times even knew it was 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.160 here because it was it was like hidden in the back. 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:53.840 He was like, hey, did you get the chair? And 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:56.080 I said, I just took a picture in it and 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:58.400 you can see me and it's awesome. But it's it's 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:01.080 like way way way short. So now I'm in this 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.159 strange place between a woman and a man. Don't you 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:09.159 drink combination one? Like, I love the chair, but it's 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.000 a little short. I can't really use it to work. 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.920 So I posted on my Twitter, Mr Bobby Bones, it's 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.720 awesome chair and the g on it with a circle, yeah, 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:21.440 the Garth logo. Now I've just got to cut the 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.720 table down, just move the whole different that's so I 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:26.400 can fit the chair. I just saw the whole book, 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:28.879 So it's on my Twitter if you want to see it. 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:31.720 So shout out Garth Brooks with the chair just came in. 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.560 But it's a little short. Do you guys agree it's 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:37.720 a little short, but you're still you got your chair. 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:39.960 I do have my chair. I probably have to stand 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:44.960 up all show. You just take a little breaks. But yeah, 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.639 there's that. So there's also and I'll bring this up 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:49.840 and I'll ask you guys this question. There's a woman 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.639 who found out diamond in our hard boiled egg. I 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:53.920 don't know if you guys saw this in the news. 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.240 Turns out the chicken ate the diamond and then it 0:19:57.320 --> 0:20:01.360 came out in the egg. The whole story is there's 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:06.879 blaming her breakfast. The chicken had eaten the egg. Well, 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:09.080 it's played the chicken that laid the egg had eaten 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.920 the gym. The thirty nine year old had the breakfast 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.240 a week before her bachelorette party, in a few months 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:16.960 before her wedding, and she found the diamond in her 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:20.840 hard boiled egg. Now this is super lucky. She's keeping 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:25.800 the diamond. What's the luckiest thing that's ever happened to you? Like? 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:31.000 Straight luck? Not I met my husband, Okay, straight, like 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:35.600 now you met me, that's debatable. Anyway, what I got 0:20:36.040 --> 0:20:39.160 look at my life is like the has eleven years 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:43.280 been crazy since I met you? So the luckiest like 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.240 random thing that's ever happened in your life? Think about that. 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:49.080 I'm gonna give you guys a minute because and I'll 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:52.520 ask the callers to call to eight seven seven seventy 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:55.480 seven Bobby straight up luck like whoa I stumbled into 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:58.520 this or I won this, or like straight up because 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:00.760 when again she didn't know hard old egg and she's 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.840 had a diamondside of it. You got time to think 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:06.680 about that. There will a fortune person. You gotta see this. 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:09.680 It was all over the internet yesterday. It said a 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:13.800 street car in a blank e d Desire, So it 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.600 should be a street car named Desire. All was missing 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:19.560 was the m and going, Daddy, I've sixteen hundred dollars. 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:31.080 He's going for it. So he thought it was a 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:41.080 street car naked Desire. That's what he thought. Yeah, there 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:45.119 you go, And uh, what do we have a street 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:50.600 car named Desire? Yeah, that's it. Go back to the guy, Pat, 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:54.920 Please go back to the guy. Well, funny little game 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.199 six will make up a thousand and Although you got 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:02.879 the right answer, I'd rather see Kevin's play. Okay, street 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:08.399 cars naked design. This woman was eating egg is a 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:10.920 hard boiled egg, and there was a diamond inside the 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.760 hard boiled egg. She's like, what turns out the chicken 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:15.760 eggs the diamond then laid the egg with the diamond 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:18.399 inside of it, like nothing fishy happening here. So I 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:21.359 was like, man, what luck is that? And I'm talking 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:25.480 about straight luck for me, I thought about it straight 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:27.760 luck when I get called up on the prices, right, 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:30.320 I just got drawn and all of a sudden, I 0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.360 was up on stage playing for like tons of prizes, 0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:34.520 and Amy was mad because she was sitting on our 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:37.040 table and she didn't get called. Yes, but that was 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:39.359 straight luck, but nothing to it except luck, and I 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:41.440 got up and I didn't win. I want a microwave. 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:44.399 It's still pretty yeah, but I missed a putt and 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:45.879 I was terrible at the game that you had to 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.240 like lineup items in order of how much they cost, 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:52.080 from like a candy bar to like a big granola. 0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:53.920 I was, I think I got one right, but you 0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:57.800 totally prices rights right, did that girl? But for the microwaves, 0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:00.320 I did the dollar under nice he did the jug 0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:05.119 and I went sixty. Yeah, there's a whole funny thing, right, 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:08.800