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Speaker 1: Okop, this is Samuel Donner and this is John Frott,

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Speaker 1: and we're okayop. We read the funniest stories from Reddit,

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Speaker 1: and John, I have a wedding, a mother of law,

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Speaker 1: and a catastrophe for you.

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Speaker 2: Wow, wedding ones today. This is gonna be fun. Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow Wow.

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Speaker 1: It's like Mamma Mia, Momamma has a lot of weddings

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Speaker 1: for those you don't know. It's like Mama, mea and

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Speaker 1: the Godfather lots of weddings. Am I the a hole

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Speaker 1: for shaming my mother in law for making up lies

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Speaker 1: about me. My husband and I don't want kids. He

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Speaker 1: had gotten a vasectomy even before I dated him, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be child free, so we both knew

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Speaker 1: it's never going to happen. Snip snip. Fellas mother in

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Speaker 1: law didn't know that my husband had gotten a vasectomy

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Speaker 1: and believes that it's me who's not giving her grandchildren,

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Speaker 1: so she hated me rough.

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Speaker 3: When I got married.

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Speaker 1: She wrote this whole letter about how she can't wait

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Speaker 1: for us to be paid parents and read it aloud

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Speaker 1: during our reception.

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Speaker 3: I want my grandson to have children, she would.

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Speaker 1: Cry on the phone with my sister in law about

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Speaker 1: how I am the worst thing ever.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: She would cry on the phone with my sister in

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Speaker 1: law about how I'm the worst thing that has ever.

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Speaker 3: Happened to her.

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Speaker 1: She'd also make a racist Facebook post target at me

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Speaker 1: because I'm Asian and my husband is white.

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Speaker 2: Very trashy, stupid.

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Speaker 1: Open, and there even have been times where she would

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Speaker 1: introduce my husband to different women when he's already married

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Speaker 1: to me and then would tell him that he deserves better.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my god, mom needs to get out of here.

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Speaker 1: This mom is is really just trying to break up

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Speaker 1: this marriage. Three days ago, I was at a family gathering.

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Speaker 1: I never really attend family gatherings because my mother in

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Speaker 1: law is present there and it's been a long time

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Speaker 1: since I've met his family. When I was talking to

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Speaker 1: my husband's aunt, she casually says, I'm so sorry you

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Speaker 1: can't experience motherhood. How does my husband's name feel about it?

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Speaker 1: I asked her what she was talking about, and she

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Speaker 1: tells me that my mother in law has been going

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Speaker 1: around telling everyone in the family group chat that I'm infertile,

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Speaker 1: and I honestly lost my freaking mind.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 3: I went up to my mother in law and asked

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Speaker 3: her about it.

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Speaker 5: She told me she didn't want to tell everyone that

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Speaker 5: my husband is not man because you gotta mistuct to

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Speaker 5: be done, and thought it was better. That's all everyone.

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Speaker 5: I was infertile.

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Speaker 1: My god, I started to scream at her. Everyone in

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Speaker 1: the room kind of started telling me that I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be ashamed because I'm infertile. They thought I was like

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Speaker 1: shifting blame on my husband because I'm infertile and uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: with it. And then I reveal the truth because I was,

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Speaker 1: in fact not infertile. My husband was the one who

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Speaker 1: got them a sectomy. Told everyone about how my mother

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Speaker 1: in law was spreading lies because she didn't want her

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Speaker 1: son to be less of a man. I told everyone

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Speaker 1: about her introducing my husband to different women because she

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Speaker 1: wanted to replace me, and then is openly racist towards me.

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Speaker 1: My brother in law calmed me down because I was

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Speaker 1: bawling my eyes out and called my husband asking him

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Speaker 1: to come home.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so where's the husband and all.

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Speaker 2: This, Yeah, what the hell he's not at this family gathering?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna let your wife go into this alone.

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Speaker 4: They haven't They haven't seen the family in years, and

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Speaker 4: now she's going in alone, like that's what she just

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Speaker 4: threw her in the lines?

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Speaker 3: Then, yeah, and the lions are there in her apart.

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Speaker 1: My husband came home and his mother was crying and

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Speaker 1: telling him that I ruined a reputation. She tells them

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Speaker 1: how I'm trying to make her the hat. My husband

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Speaker 1: took my side. He told her that it was the

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Speaker 1: last time he would be stepping into the house and

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Speaker 1: he is going to cut ties with her completely.

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Speaker 3: We left the house.

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Speaker 1: Her husband thinks that I did the right thing standing

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Speaker 1: up for myself. But I've been getting text messages from

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Speaker 1: his relatives about how I broke a mother and son's relationship.

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Speaker 1: My mother in law is making posts about me on

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Speaker 1: Facebook as I write this.

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Speaker 3: I know I could have handled it better. Am I

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Speaker 3: the a hole?

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Speaker 2: Nah? Could she have handled it better? Yes?

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Speaker 4: I could see like any reasonable person, it was the

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Speaker 4: mountain of stuff. It was the history, the straw that

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Speaker 4: broke the camel's back, right, I can't really blame her.

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Speaker 2: Also, shout out to the husband for hutting ties with

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Speaker 2: your own mother.

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Speaker 1: That's tough, that is, that is really, But also not

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Speaker 1: shout out to him for not being at the family

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Speaker 1: guards exactly.

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Speaker 2: Come on, bro, where are you at?

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Speaker 1: Also, I agree, like the mother in law is the

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Speaker 1: a hole here, But I don't know if it's really

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Speaker 1: right for you to announce that your husband god of

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Speaker 1: a sectomy and the like the whole like a less

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Speaker 1: of a man thing. That's kind of like a little

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Speaker 1: embarrassing for the husband, Like she's embarrassing the husband at

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Speaker 1: that point.

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Speaker 2: She's like that's not it.

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Speaker 4: And they're like, Okay, well what is the thing And

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Speaker 4: she's like, well, I'm not going to tell you.

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Speaker 2: Then that looks kind of fishy, right, and she stopped

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Speaker 2: into a corner. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, like the mother in law shouldn't be thrifling in

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Speaker 1: these private manners.