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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get

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Speaker 2: away with.

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Speaker 3: That, but now they're about to get busted. It's time

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Speaker 3: for the segment that taught Adam Levine how to send

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Speaker 3: weird flirty text message.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, damn your bang and body makes my brain

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Speaker 2: say honk a honkah. I believe that that's an actual one.

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Speaker 2: Wait for that one to get leaked.

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Speaker 3: It's Busted, where listeners share the cringey ways they've caught

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Speaker 3: their exes cheating on them. We've got a few listeners

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Speaker 3: ready to tell us how they caught their dumb ex

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Speaker 3: is doing their best Adam Levine impressions. Starting with Jennifer,

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Speaker 3: tell us how you busted your significant other? I?

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Speaker 4: Uh so my new boyfriend of one month. Oh, he

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Speaker 4: got me into a bike riding, which I was not

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Speaker 4: really a bike rider. Okay cool, And we were out

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Speaker 4: one day when all of a sudden.

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Speaker 1: This car started behind us and like we're both in

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Speaker 1: the bike lane, but this car.

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Speaker 4: Just keeps following us, like laying on the horn.

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Speaker 5: Not like beetpt beepp, but like beep you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 6: Looks good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they wouldn't stop, and like it was aggressive,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, maybe it's somebody's road rage.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just taking it personally and it's not even

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Speaker 1: for us.

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Speaker 4: But it definitely was. After like ten minutes of this, Okay,

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Speaker 4: who was it?

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Speaker 2: Did you find out? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: All of a sudden, this woman unrolls her window and

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Speaker 4: throws a banana pieow at my boyfriend. Then she yelled

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Speaker 4: I thought bike riding was our sing. I know. It

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Speaker 4: got really messy after that because she got out of

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Speaker 4: the car and she tried to fight me.

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Speaker 2: You're not the problem. Did you hit her with a

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Speaker 2: bike pump?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I took the banana peel and I just threw it

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Speaker 4: back at her. It was like stupid. I've never been

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Speaker 4: in a fight before.

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Speaker 2: But clearly I wouldn't recommend another one if that's go

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Speaker 2: to move.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: But it turns out he had not but two, but

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Speaker 4: three girlfriends all at once.

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Speaker 2: Wow, busy guy.

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Speaker 4: And bike riding was his like quirky, cute thing to

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Speaker 4: do with.

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Speaker 6: All of us. It's definitely.

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Speaker 3: Like five times a day, let's talk to Dave.

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Speaker 2: Dave, tell us how you busted your signific another.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so, uh, for a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend,

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Speaker 5: she keeps asking me, like fix things around the apartment.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're like, that's why we have a landlord.

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Speaker 5: All right, right, So I kept putting it off, you know,

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Speaker 5: saying like, you know, I'm going to get back to it.

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Speaker 5: I'll get back with it. And she didn't know, like

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Speaker 5: I actually kept a list of like all the things

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Speaker 5: that needed repair.

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Speaker 6: So you know, and you guys were living together, right,

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Speaker 6: it was your apartment too.

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Speaker 5: No no, no no, so we lived separately.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 5: So one Saturday, I was like, all right, I didn't

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Speaker 5: have much going on, so I figured I'd finally go

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Speaker 5: and do it. So I let myself into her place

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Speaker 5: because actually she was out of town. So she told

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Speaker 5: me she was going to be out of town. And

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Speaker 5: you know, I went to like one of the windows

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Speaker 5: that shed been complaining about, but it was like already fixed.

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Speaker 5: And then I went to her bedroom. You know, I

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Speaker 5: fixed the closet door and I open it and there's

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Speaker 5: a guy in there completely naked with a tool belt on.

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Speaker 2: Someone.

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Speaker 6: Where are you there, b I mean, where's yes?

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Speaker 1: She called it to.

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Speaker 4: I'm just curious.

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Speaker 5: So my girlfriend was behind it and was like telling

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Speaker 5: me that it was my fault that she had to

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Speaker 5: hire someone and that person ended up being hot.

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Speaker 2: Did you apologize to her for that?

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Speaker 3: No, we got for Tanya.

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Speaker 2: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So my girlfriend and I were going to Paris

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Speaker 6: for a vacation and she wanted to learn French. Yes,

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Speaker 6: so she had these cards with words taped around the

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Speaker 6: house to help her learn.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So one day I'm on my laptop and I'm wondering

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Speaker 6: what to these words and braidses mean. So I put

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Speaker 6: it in Google Translate and and they were like all

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Speaker 6: really flirty and some were kind of inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's French, that's basically.

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Speaker 6: So I confront her and said, why are you practicing

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Speaker 6: talking about your panties and French?

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Speaker 2: Whoa yeah, well she say.

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Speaker 6: So she breaks down and she finally tells me after

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Speaker 6: we are talking about it for a while, and she

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Speaker 6: tells me that she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre.

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Speaker 5: Good.

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Speaker 2: So, how was the trip?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great. I went by myself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and you knew how to say panties in

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Speaker 2: the French so exactly. So yeah, sorry, We'll be had

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Speaker 2: a great trip anyway, I did, I did alright.

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Speaker 3: Make sure to hit up our textport at seventy eight

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Speaker 3: five nine too. If you have a funny story about

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Speaker 3: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on.

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Speaker 2: The next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up, Brooke

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Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning.