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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This is Important, we need to make sure you

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Speaker 2: gape your buttholes.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes your vagina does. Then you know it's time to go.

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Speaker 4: But I'm hearing that women don't really like having sex

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Speaker 4: very long anymore. That's the new thing. Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Okay already, Heineken zero zero is going down extra smooth

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 4: I would if I got a big fucking boner.

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Speaker 2: Right now, figure out how to open it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, just get a bottle opener, brother, come on.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I will say they're my favorite out of all the

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Speaker 3: non alcoholic beers.

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Speaker 4: I'm loving this. Yeah, it's not bad.

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Speaker 2: Have you done a taste test?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've well, I've tasted a lot of them because

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Speaker 3: I'm sober Sally right now, so I've I've had quite

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Speaker 3: a few, and i'd say, uh, I'd say they're one

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Speaker 3: of their top their top tier for sure.

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Speaker 2: I'm a saint Polly's boy.

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Speaker 5: Oh are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, finally, wait, Blake, can I just ask you

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Speaker 2: wait what that sound bite did you just drop? Which

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Speaker 2: I think I was like, Hey, you should put that

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Speaker 2: on there. That seems like something relevant to us. Did

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Speaker 2: you just upload that recently or has that been in

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Speaker 2: the cut.

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Speaker 5: I've had it in the cut for a while. It's

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Speaker 5: from a Drake song.

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Speaker 2: Because you're a huge Drake fan.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm yes, I have final in the corner. I'm

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Speaker 4: now a drakesman, big Drake energy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. As soon as the Dick video came out, you

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Speaker 2: were like, he's pretty good. Honestly.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we did talk what happened, man, what happened

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Speaker 5: to Drake?

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Speaker 2: We when his wriggle raggle got raggled out.

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Speaker 4: We talked about it. Remember he had his he had

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Speaker 4: his large cock in his hand on like an in

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Speaker 4: an airplane when he was full masked.

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Speaker 5: I kind of talked about it.

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Speaker 3: I sort of remember that. Yeah, No, I do.

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Speaker 4: Adam has never seen a dick, he remembered. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't. You had a long penis. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 2: that's not necessarily the thickest one I've ever seen. And

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Speaker 2: it kind of tapered off in a way that doesn't

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Speaker 2: appeal to me.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, you you were claiming that he grabbed it

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Speaker 4: far too close to the base.

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Speaker 3: Right based God Yeah, that's it. That's an old trick.

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Speaker 3: That's it. When you're sending Dick pics. That's an old trick.

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Speaker 3: Not that I ever have, right but right, but that

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Speaker 3: that would be my trick.

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Speaker 4: I got a big fucking boner right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But just to just to really close the loop

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Speaker 2: on this, that's when that Dick video came out. That's

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Speaker 2: when Blake was like, we gotta unearth some Drake drops.

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Speaker 3: Whatever happened to wasn't he beefing with uh with Kendrick Klamar?

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Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that?

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Speaker 2: It's only gotten crazier, and I'm glad we're talking about it. Yes, Uh,

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Speaker 2: Drake's like suing him for defamation WHOA or his record

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Speaker 2: label or something.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, He's like taking down the entire like music

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Speaker 4: industry to destroy him. He's like claiming that like he

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Speaker 4: paid for like listens or something to get it or

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Speaker 4: like like.

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Speaker 2: But there was some yeah, yeah, exactly that there was

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Speaker 2: some like business sorcery to suppress Drake's listens versus uh Kendrick.

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Speaker 2: Because I guess you can like pay more for Spotify

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Speaker 2: to like feature you a little bit more, you know,

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Speaker 2: but like I like how Drake's saying, yeah, I'm suing.

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Speaker 2: It's basically happening, like this is just what we do.

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Speaker 2: This is just how business works.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that is bitch made, but but it's

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Speaker 3: bitch made to sue because you're like, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: and tell my dad, ye know your dad yee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of like when you would play the Homie

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Speaker 4: at like Super Nintendo and he'd be losing then he

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Speaker 4: turned the game off.

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Speaker 5: It's just not cool, man, just because.

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Speaker 4: You're losing that what you would do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, man, it's I feel like it's a little

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Speaker 3: different than that. Well, I could see you being a

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Speaker 2: Adam, you don't think it's exactly like what Blake just said.

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Speaker 2: It's been a while, Adam thinks it's a little different.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it might be a little different.

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Speaker 5: But I never did that.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, like, are movies suing other movies because they're

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Speaker 2: in ten of the theaters of like the of the

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Speaker 2: like twelve screens or whatever, And you're like, I'm just

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Speaker 2: the substance. I'm trying to crack in, well, trying to

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Speaker 2: get some eyeball.

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Speaker 5: Maybe they're going to start doing.

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Speaker 2: That you can't.

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Speaker 3: Well, I wonder, I wonder because is that illegal to do?

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Speaker 3: You know, if it's illegal to do, then then okay,

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Speaker 3: then unearth m But I mean, I.

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Speaker 2: Did not forget Adam's all about legality.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm a legal guy. I'm a legal legalese.

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Speaker 2: Adam's all about the up and up.

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Speaker 3: I'm all about that legalese.

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Speaker 2: Like a.

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Speaker 4: Boy.

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Speaker 3: Which is a real word?

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Speaker 4: Is this is it the word?

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Speaker 3: Blake? We just found out we've known you more than

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Speaker 3: half of our lives.

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Speaker 2: Huh, upwards of twenty years?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, more than twenty years. And we just found out

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Speaker 3: that you have a dog.

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Speaker 4: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you own a dog.

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Speaker 2: You're a dog owner.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've had a dog for yeah, close to like,

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Speaker 4: I don't know, six six seven years.

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Speaker 3: Now, you've had a dog for six.

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Speaker 2: Or seven six seven years.

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Speaker 3: You've never we've talked about dogs all the time. You

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Speaker 3: never second, you've never mentioned that you have a dog.

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Speaker 3: That's such a crazy Wait a second? Six seven years?

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Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, right around there?

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Speaker 2: Maybe hang on, is this a blake Anderson? Six seven years?

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Speaker 2: Or is this like a legit actual two or three years?

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Speaker 4: Well, now I'm trying to calculate how long I've been

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Speaker 4: with Zam but yeah, ever since you moved.

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Speaker 2: So this is a sam dog.

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Speaker 4: I didn't you this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me.

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Speaker 4: It was a package dealmouth rocks exactly, thank you and

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Speaker 4: uh yeah. So I don't really claim the dog because

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Speaker 4: I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog.

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Speaker 2: My dog.

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Speaker 3: But I seem like you hate this dog. Do you

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Speaker 3: like this dog? I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't. I don't. I don't love the dog.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are we talking? We're talking about? Is this

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Speaker 2: a rescue? This is a purebread? Is this something I would

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Speaker 3: So that's why, that's why you don't claim the dog?

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Speaker 3: Is you you?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 3: There's some animosity, to be fair, I love dogs.

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Speaker 4: Dogs are rat but I'm not really I'm not a

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Speaker 4: super pet guy. I'm not really into pet.

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Speaker 2: Do all dogs go to heaven in your opinion?

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Speaker 4: I don't think they do. I don't think this one

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Speaker 4: is going to heaven. It's kind of a demon dog.

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Speaker 3: Is it kind of a dog? Or what's the deal?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you love this dog?

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Speaker 4: It's just a really complex it's a very complex dog.

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Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to ship talk on this dog.

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Speaker 4: It's just a case. Damn list is.

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Speaker 2: We didn't ask you to ship on the dog. We

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Speaker 2: just wondered why we had never heard of the dog.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just asking some questions about the dog. We

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Speaker 3: didn't know that this dog existed, the fact that you've

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Speaker 3: lived this dog has been in your house that you

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Speaker 3: own for six or seven years.

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Speaker 4: I think he said seven or eight years. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's eight years.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I don't even want to come

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Speaker 2: at you with this hard like today. I rolled into

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Speaker 2: this episode being like, I feel like we've been riding

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Speaker 2: Blake Yeah too hard.

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Speaker 4: Guys. You know You've been fucking giving it to me.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting eyefall towered by you bros. Every week.

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Speaker 2: Well that's kind of fun if I can remember to

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Speaker 2: make an apology later will if I can remember. But

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Speaker 2: I've been like, whoa, we ride this guy kind of hard,

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Speaker 2: and today I'm like, let's let's ease off the brakes.

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Speaker 2: And then I found out you have a dog you've

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Speaker 3: The only reason we ride this guy hard is because

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Speaker 3: it's it's stuff like this. It's stuff exactly like this

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Speaker 3: docky where he'll just casually drop that he owns a

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Speaker 3: dog that has lives with him for six seven years.

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Speaker 3: We talk about dogs kind of often. I'd say, it's

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Speaker 3: a topic that comes up on the on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's a dog heavy positive dog.

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Speaker 4: It is pretty I know and I and I have

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Speaker 4: to really hold my tongue when what kind of dog?

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Speaker 4: Some kind of like poot, it's like a poodle something.

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Speaker 4: It's a little.

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Speaker 3: Guy who I see, I see why you don't love it?

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Speaker 2: Like a like a mixed breed.

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Speaker 4: I believe it has one or yeah, like two two

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Speaker 4: breeds to it.

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Speaker 2: That's a mix.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's a mix. That's a poodle.

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Speaker 2: Do you walk this dog? Ever?

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Speaker 4: I have I have?

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Speaker 3: Do you have to?

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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 3: What size ships does this dog ship?

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Speaker 4: Very little, very tiny ships are It's a it's a

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Speaker 4: small dog. It's just and it doesn't shed?

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Speaker 3: Does it shed?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Well, what's not to like about this dog?

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Speaker 4: Just kind of mean? Little mean?

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Speaker 5: Is the little nippy?

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Speaker 2: Is it in charge?

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Speaker 4: I know? But you know what, she has some real

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Speaker 4: fight to her. I appreciate charge in charge. It's not

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Speaker 4: in charge. I've tried to check this dog before and

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Speaker 4: she doesn't back down.

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Speaker 5: She's very feisty, and I like the.

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Speaker 2: Whole thing is you are not supposed to back down.

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Speaker 2: They don't back down until you don't back down. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen Caesar MYLM have this dude just lets dogs

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Speaker 2: bite them and then looks at them like this doesn't hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: even though you know he's in pain.

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Speaker 3: Who is that? Is that the Dog Whisperer?

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Speaker 4: Yes, which that show is great, Like he takes down

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Speaker 4: some really scary little dog, but he gets bitten.

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Speaker 2: He does, and then just doesn't act like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then the dog is like like what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Why isn't so you need to fight this dog? A

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Speaker 2: lah Carrie Bucy surviving the game speech okay, okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Larger is better, right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've talked about doing something like this, measure the tea.

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Speaker 2: You wish it's cool, bro, we go behind a curtain,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do we need a curtain for this? You could

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Speaker 2: How about we go behind a curtain for the prostate exam?

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Speaker 2: But you're this is Adam's favorite porto category.

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Speaker 4: On, Oh do you want to those are pretty cool?

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Speaker 2: There was a fork in the road.

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Speaker 4: There was a fork in the road.

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Speaker 2: Pirate of the Caribbean. Yes, and it was like it

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Speaker 2: And it was like, well, I'm not asking for that either.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good to go.

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Speaker 2: Great, and they were pioneers.

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Speaker 3: They were pioneers, which we were very excited about. We

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Speaker 2: idea of like driving around and then a woman's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: But then when you're like throw them out of the van,

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Speaker 2: Just like, well, the drivers a priest.

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Speaker 3: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Oh I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: As they're doing it doggy style, he's he's, you know,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, you may now kiss the bride.

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Speaker 2: They step on like the glass and they say him

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Black?

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Speaker 5: White?

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Speaker 2: But I just was always I was always bummed out

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Speaker 3: But like you weren't.

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Speaker 2: They're kicking them out of the van. You're like, guys, it's.

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Speaker 3: Not Wait, is are you admitting to something publicly? You

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Speaker 2: Part Yeah, you're partaking, You're you're partaking?

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Speaker 4: You are you are?

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm not. Look, Kyle's not here to go

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Speaker 3: Kyle Kyle knows better more than any of us.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he did work in it a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Well, look I'm I'm clicking. I'm clicking, and you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing the ads for uh load booz.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, and we.

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Speaker 2: Could circle back to that.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like our podcast is definitely porn adjacent.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, sure they aren't.

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Speaker 3: We not in the industry, but.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's a little bit of a whore.

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Speaker 4: When's the last time you guys dusted off like an

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Speaker 2: No you can, I just okay, so just real quick,

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Speaker 2: like dust it off or like typed in retro.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Once a year I type in retro dust it off?

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Speaker 2: No you wait?

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Speaker 3: And also neither And also I'm saying, buy a vh

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Speaker 4: A VCR put in like an old tape from underneath,

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Speaker 4: like your dad's bed, and like let it ride.

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Speaker 2: Blake, you're famous, you know that, right?

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Speaker 5: Why what does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 2: Where are you going to these places where you need

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Speaker 2: to dust off tapes? You know that they go? Well,

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Speaker 2: Blake Anderson is here here, I'm gonna text everyone I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, do those places still exist. I haven't

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Speaker 2: They do because of relationships, you know, where people are like, sure, Todd,

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Speaker 2: how are you good? Did you guys get my videos in?

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Speaker 2: You know that we did?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah we got. They don't want to let down

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00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,840
Speaker 3: the local community.

450
00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,639
Speaker 2: It's a community.

451
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that's true. I could feel that Janet died.

452
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,600
Speaker 3: Well, it was for a while because we when we

453
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 3: would go to that hunting trip. There we go, there

454
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,359
Speaker 3: was no sultzer, so no internet out there. For the

455
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 3: longest time, it was very hard to get it was

456
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,000
Speaker 3: super it was super spotty.

457
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,040
Speaker 2: And to make your own pornos, I get it.

458
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,880
Speaker 4: And you couldn't watch the pornos. Sure that sucks.

459
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 3: But in the last five or six years, suddenly lightning

460
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 3: lightning speed. Now all those rural areas are now able

461
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 3: to get their pornos. So the little porn barn down

462
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,120
Speaker 3: the way.

463
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,640
Speaker 4: Extinct it Oh yeah, extinct.

464
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,160
Speaker 3: It's it's mad dusty. You'd have to dust everything off.

465
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, type in retro.

466
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 3: It is too bad.

467
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bummer. I mean, this is like those

468
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 2: someone just got like a starlink to a village and

469
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 2: the village got porno or they got phones or something,

470
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 2: and then within like two weeks, the entire village of

471
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 2: the dudes in the village were all just walking around

472
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 2: watching porno. Yeah, like all that.

473
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, isn't that just like kind.

474
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 3: Of like a yep telling Yeah, it's like a yuh huh. Yeah.

475
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: Man, that's the biggest yuh huh I've ever heard in

476
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 2: my life.

477
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 3: Imagine you live in a village.

478
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 4: Eyes, I'm there.

479
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,439
Speaker 3: Now, You've never seen any other women but the women

480
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 3: in your village, and you're related to a lot of them.

481
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 2: I'm dressed as a construction worker, different village, not the

482
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 2: village people.

483
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 6: Different on now, come on, I'm a biker in assless

484
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:41,640
Speaker 6: leather chaps, differently different, and you've never seen anyone outside

485
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 6: of this village.

486
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 3: Suddenly you can see every woman, imaginable, every color and creed,

487
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 3: all walks, I mean.

488
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 4: Shows absolutely, and you can see and there there work

489
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 4: had a lemonade stand and.

490
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 3: I remember the first I mean, it's I'm sure just

491
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 3: shocks would shock them.

492
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 2: You've got the floor, Adam, You've got the floor.

493
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 4: You're getting emotional, and you're getting.

494
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 3: The first time I remember seeing a naked woman.

495
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: Adam picked up the microphone.

496
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 5: He's holding his heart.

497
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, the first time I remember seeing a naked woman.

498
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: I opened it.

499
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 2: What was your mom doing?

500
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 3: It wasn't my mom. It wasn't my mom. First time outside,

501
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 3: I'm sure I saw my mom. But outside of my mom,

502
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 3: she had no last see an impact. And I was

503
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 3: waiting for my mom to pay for something, and I

504
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 3: there was a porno rack right here. It was a

505
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 3: shitty gas station and I'm standing there. Yeah, and I

506
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 3: grabbed him back. So your mom was there, Yeah, my

507
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 3: mom was right there. I didn't know what I was grabbing.

508
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 3: I just gobbed a magazine and I opened it. There

509
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 3: was a woman and she was holding her tit. She

510
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 3: had like a big, big tit and she had him

511
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,360
Speaker 3: like cropped up on her arm like this, and they're

512
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 3: flopped over.

513
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 5: Sh like a like a falconer.

514
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 3: Yes, she was resting her tits on her arm like

515
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 3: much like a falcon ghost face killing And yeah, okay,

516
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: it's just the way stopped me dead in my tracks.

517
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: Like I had a hard time breathing. I was so

518
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 3: excited like, and I was young. I probably was seven

519
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 3: or eight, monster, I was like a little kid, and.

520
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 2: It just the possibilities of the world have just shattered, shifted,

521
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 2: completely annihilated your reality.

522
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your boots are huge. I could honestly

523
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 3: cry thinking about it. That's wild.

524
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that that answers almost everything.

525
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 5: But yeah, about your entire career.

526
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if that makes you missed it, I go,

527
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: uh huh, wow, that's another.

528
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,719
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, dude, it was beautiful. The female body

529
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 3: is absolutely falconer, absolutely incredible and hot hot. I'm excited

530
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 3: for these villagers to get to send it, to get

531
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 3: to see it for the.

532
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 4: First Send it in a real way, in a real way.

533
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: And do you think there's in any way you just

534
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: trying to recreate Have you been falconing?

535
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what, the women in this village

536
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 3: probably aren't walking around their tit with their tits like

537
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: their falconers, or doing all the crazy stuff that they

538
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 3: do in these magazines and now on the internet. I

539
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 3: bet they're not doing that. I bet they're not doing that.

540
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way, there's no way. There's no way

541
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: you ever type in retro.

542
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 5: It's really good, don't you ever.

543
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 4: But they say like a lot of this like moral

544
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 4: is like kind of it's rotting the mind.

545
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: They say, they say that they I'll say it, it's

546
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 2: rotting the mines.

547
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't watch it

548
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 3: too much. You can't watch it too much.

549
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: I agree, there's no such thing as watching it too much.

550
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 4: Now they're going to try to like do like weird

551
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 4: moves in the bedroom, crass.

552
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 3: You can't, you can't watch you can't watch it too much.

553
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, you're at your village. Everybody's trying

554
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 4: to do pile drivers getting.

555
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? But like do you think in these

556
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: villages like they're bored right, Well, no, there's no TV,

557
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 2: so I got to imagine they've already done all this stuff.

558
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they.

559
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 2: Might be able to teach us a thing or two.

560
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 3: They have it. They they didn't. They didn't even know

561
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 3: that that stuff was available to them. They did not

562
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 3: even have you ever looked up village porn?

563
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: But what else are they doing?

564
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 3: They're they're trying to survive unders. There's no boredom because

565
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 3: they're actively trying.

566
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: They've figured out farming. You think they're just tired. At

567
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: the end of the day. They don't have the strength

568
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: to pile drives.

569
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: They're too tired, dude.

570
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: This is the way, dude.

571
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm a forty year old man, I have a

572
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: bad back. I have spasms at the end of the day.

573
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 4: I'm tired, you know, dude. I think and these villagers

574
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 4: who are I think in any past civilization, it's like

575
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 4: noted that like all people lived for was to fuck

576
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 4: each other.

577
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: Well, sure, I don't think they got they get spasms

578
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: out there in the village.

579
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 3: That's not all passive civilizations. That's ancient Rome and Greece.

580
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 4: I'm saying in places that don't have like because I'm

581
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 4: going to the past, because we're talking about people who

582
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 4: don't have access to internet or television. They they out

583
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 4: of each other constantly. They were doing freaky stuff.

584
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 3: Well I think in in Yeah, in Greece they did.

585
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 3: They literally would fuck the ship out of each other.

586
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: Literally. Yeah. But just as like Kamasutra, like these books,

587
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 2: these are these are tales as old as time.

588
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and honestly, maybe you're maybe you're right, Kamasusa.

589
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: They didn't have the internet, Yeah, have their imaginations, Adam.

590
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: I imagine these sweet, these sweet village people and they're

591
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 3: not gaping each other's buttholes.

592
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: Why I don't know what.

593
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I don't know.

594
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 2: But by the way, I think about this all the time.

595
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: I'm still I know you.

596
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 5: I know you're all the time.

597
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 3: I know you do.

598
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, but just like here, you're like, they

599
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: don't have give them but holes. All it takes is

600
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 2: for one person in charge to be like, and the

601
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 2: women in here, we need to make sure you gape

602
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 2: your buttholes. It's just what we do here. Ye, like,

603
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: think about it every every woman in Western.

604
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 3: War you think about this all the time.

605
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 4: And that's in order.

606
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 6: No.

607
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: I think about things that are introduced into cultures that

608
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: just become like the status quo.

609
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 4: Sure sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, the norm, like eating eggs,

610
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 4: like cell phones eat eating eggs, but like shaving pubic care,

611
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 4: like people just are like, who did women shave their

612
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 4: legs in their armpits?

613
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: And they only do that because apparently, like during the

614
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: war when we were all gone to sell razors, razor

615
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: companies were like, uh, don't tell me you're hairy, be smooth,

616
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 2: shave your legs July or what the fuck? Effort, you know,

617
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: and then women were like embarrassed to be hairy.

618
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say solid move gellette.

619
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: And that's just like a couple steps away from a

620
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 2: gaping butthole demand.

621
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 5: Well, what brand is going to ask people to gape there?

622
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 4: But what would be that?

623
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 5: There's not a lot of gi do it.

624
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: Why does gap want? Why does big want?

625
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 4: Once you gape?

626
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 2: Once you gaped, it's arbitrary. It could be anybody. It

627
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 2: could be Uh, it could be paper mate. It could

628
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: be anybody, guys.

629
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 3: It could be paper mate.

630
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: It could be paper mate, It could be fucking it

631
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 2: could be uniball.

632
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 3: You know, you're just looking for stuff around you're.

633
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: Yes, let's see, you're really just looking at It could

634
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 4: be sharpie you guys.

635
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: It could be anybody.

636
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 3: I don't know if it could could be.

637
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 4: Well maybe maybe.

638
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 3: Because or like a lipstick company, because you know, like

639
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: they might write things on the butt like gape me

640
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 3: like you know, it's a little slogan or something.

641
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know.

642
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: I mean it makes more sense than just than just

643
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: to say you fucking did staple or whatever the hell

644
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 3: he's talking about.

645
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: Definitely, yeah, but think about like, uh, is it the

646
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: you bangis who used to put like the plates and

647
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: the stuff in their lips or like the extend their necks.

648
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: That was just some dude being like, honey, will you

649
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: like put all these things on your neck and make

650
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: it longer and then put this plate in your ear

651
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 2: and your lip and then like some dude was like, actually,

652
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 2: it's kind of fly, I'm gonna start doing it. And

653
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 2: then now you've got this entire culture where they've got

654
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: plates in their lips, et cetera, and it's hot and

655
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: it's popping. Yeah, and uh it just started with some

656
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 2: person going should we do this? Are we doing this?

657
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? Or like it's cool that you knew the name

658
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 3: of that village. I think that stop that. But uh

659
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 3: it's also I don't know if it's the name of

660
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 3: the village, but like the culture that the culture people

661
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 3: whatever that was you knew a cool word that I

662
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 3: didn't know, and I was impressed by it.

663
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, the job or like when people.

664
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: Used to powder their wigs, like I watched that, Uh

665
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 3: that dumb Franklin we covered the show.

666
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but that was because they were like yeah

667
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: they were they had diseased it. They had like fucking scurvy.

668
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 4: And ship and they looked like shit.

669
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: You guys, SA they stunk and they stunk so bad

670
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 2: they wore smelling good smelling wicks.

671
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

672
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also sort of like, just they had water,

673
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 3: just clean yourself more often.

674
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 4: But did they have soap? Here comes to lope? Mhmm.

675
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: Maybe they didn't have to. I'm assuming they had some

676
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 4: some kind of something.

677
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that these things they get introduced

678
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 2: to villages. Next thing, you know, it's status.

679
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 4: You're fucking in a lemonade.

680
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: Stand your next thing, you know, you're fucking eliminade, the

681
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: the end, the end point. Next you know, your best

682
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: friend has a dog you've never known about. Fucking what?

683
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wild.

684
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: Maybe.

685
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 3: No, By the way, I don't been over to your house.

686
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 4: Where was this dog like under the stairs?

687
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 2: What?

688
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: Okay?

689
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: These stairs are like ones that are just floating right.

690
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the dog can't be really around people when

691
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 4: visitors come over. Still usually put the dog in my

692
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 4: room when visitors are around your Okay, yes.

693
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I mentioned on this podcast about how

694
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: I grew up with people who had a monster house,

695
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: big house, and well to do family. Hang on, cut

696
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 2: the dog in the basement and they just let it

697
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: ship everywhere. Huh Oh, isn't that crazy?

698
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 4: That is crazy? Like they want't ten to the dog.

699
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 4: That's animal But if you go.

700
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Down there to like get a case of beer for

701
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: your parents out of the refrigerator, and you I stepped

702
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: in ship, I remember, and I was like, I stepped

703
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: in if your dog pooped, and they're like, yeah, poops

704
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: down there, don't go down there, and you gotta look around.

705
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, they didn't.

706
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 4: They didn't clean it at all.

707
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 5: They just let the ship a mask.

708
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: They just closed the door. They closed the door.

709
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 5: Some people is weird.

710
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 4: Wow, that's weird.

711
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: And they know who they are.

712
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 4: That's also animal abuse. They know that's animal that's animal abuse, right.

713
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. It dries up in a week, I guess, dude.

714
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 3: I read some wild shit online.

715
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: Nice are you reading it right now?

716
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? About the celebrity couples and like the weird ship

717
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 3: that they do what and that they admit publicly. I'm like,

718
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: hold on, it's just crazy, how like weird? Something like

719
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are they together? They

720
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 3: were together? They talked about how they just would drink

721
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: each other's blood and it brought them closer to each other.

722
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 4: Nobody help me?

723
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it would wouldn't it better? I don't

724
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: know how it couldn't, to be honest. Yeah, how much

725
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: closer can you get if I'm drinking someone else's blood? Blake,

726
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: If we're drinking each other's blood, we're closer.

727
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 4: You know I have a dog. Yeah, you know I

728
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 4: have a dog.

729
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: At that point, I'm like, we might know you have

730
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: a dog if you're a drinking my blood? You know

731
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: I have a dog.

732
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 2: And is there another example?

733
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's nothing.

734
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: I'm trying to move on from this ripe insanity.

735
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 4: That's pretty insane.

736
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: Well, and Meghan Trainer and her husband Darryl Sabara Darryl Yeah,

737
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 3: Daryl Brow Sabara, I don't know, mister Barro like the

738
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 3: pizza the pizza guy, I don't know. They they talked

739
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 3: about how they bought toilets. They have two toilets installed

740
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: next to each other so they can ship next.

741
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 4: To each other.

742
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 2: That's like an Snels guy.

743
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 3: And then she goes, he'll hang out with me when

744
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: I poop and I just can't take his poops?

745
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

746
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 4: Diarrhea?

747
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: Like, man, poops are different or a different fucking level,

748
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 3: But my poops don't smell.

749
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: What website are you wanting? Dude?

750
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 3: This is just Twitter. This is just like a feed

751
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: of like crazy shit that celebrities have said before.

752
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: I do like how Adam comes in here with stuff

753
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: to talk about because I'm like, I'm winging it.

754
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 3: No, I know, I'm usually winging it too. I just

755
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 3: was looking at this right before getting on. I'm like,

756
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 3: this is fucking wild ship.

757
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: They take poops next to each other.

758
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 5: That's bizarre.

759
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, why the hell.

760
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 3: I'm also like, if you're rich enough to have two

761
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: toilets installed in your bathroom, like my bathroom, every space

762
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 3: is used for a thing. There's not a ton of

763
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 3: extra room for a full other toilet, you know.

764
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: What I mean.

765
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's also there's something kind of like romantic

766
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 4: in sweet about that.

767
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: It's not zero zero percent?

768
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: Is that what you would start in your culture, in

769
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 2: your village, that people have to poop next to their

770
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: wife or husband?

771
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't. I mean, that's not the worst thing

772
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 4: I've ever heard, Like, like to not want to be

773
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 4: like separated from your loved one you love them so much.

774
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 4: You don't. You know, you don't want to let them

775
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 4: out of your sight.

776
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 3: That that's codependency and that is dangerous.

777
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 4: Dude. You yeah, is that bad?

778
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not a good thing.

779
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: I think that's the last thing I want to do together,

780
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: Like I'll do I'll do just about everything else together

781
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 2: and then last pooping together.

782
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to shit on a toilet

783
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: next to you.

784
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: Like if she has the flu and she's barfing, I'll

785
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,959
Speaker 2: hold the hair. I'm in there.

786
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine, either you have diarrhea or you don't.

787
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,959
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind being I don't want to be there,

788
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 2: but I want to be helpful. No, okay, But if

789
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 2: it's a just hey, you gotta Yeah, those wings are

790
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: hitting let's head upstairs.

791
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 4: Maybe what if like this this happens later in the relationship,

792
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 4: you're already liked.

793
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: Ter than it's been forty thousand years.

794
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Well, like it's like I no longer can

795
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 4: shit unassisted? Will you please hold my hand while I shit?

796
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 4: It's like very important to me. I can't unassisted shit assisted.

797
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,959
Speaker 2: What you're talking about isn't real.

798
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 4: But what if it happened? What if like it could

799
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 4: happen like I'm incontinent. What does that mean? You can't

800
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 4: hold your ship.

801
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: Like I can't hold my shit in like I gotta

802
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: wear diapers?

803
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 4: No, no, you you you're you're stopped.

804
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 2: You.

805
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 4: You can't shit unless somebody's real.

806
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 2: That's not a real thing.

807
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 3: How maybe it is, but it isn't blake. You can't

808
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 3: shit unless someone's holding your hand. Yeah, like I could see, Well,

809
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 3: then you have mental problems. And then I think you

810
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 3: need to see a doctor.

811
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I'm saying this like something like like it's

812
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: not real. I haven't even seen this on like a

813
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: tail from the fucking dark Side episode, Like, yeah, come on.

814
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 5: You're not watching old episodes.

815
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 3: Man. Maybe Jada Pickett Smith, who can we just say?

816
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 3: Is she's kooky, she's cooky, right, she's a little wild child.

817
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 4: Hot hot, hot hot.

818
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 3: Her grandmother taught her how to masturbate her when she

819
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: was nine years old. Taught her how taught her how

820
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 3: to masturbate. Oh, my grandmother taught me how about self

821
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 3: pleasuring because she wanted me to know that the pleasure

822
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 3: was coming from me.

823
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: Right now, Well, feminism is a complicated pond. I don't

824
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 2: want to dip my toe into.

825
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I refuse, No, I mean that could be that,

826
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 4: Like that doesn't necessarily mean like this was like a demonstration,

827
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 4: but perhaps this was a conversation.

828
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 5: She had with her like it's okay to have that conversation, right.

829
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Blake. Yeah, I'm just trying

830
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 2: to imagine my grandfather yeah being like do you get

831
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 2: erections anders and me being like, uh yeah, just started

832
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: getting those. Why what's up.

833
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: Stroking that?

834
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 2: Like, no, dude, what no?

835
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: Why not that? I mean, why not? That could be

836
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 4: a healthy conversation for somebody to have with someone.

837
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: Everything can be in a healthy everything can be a

838
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: conversation that's healthy. Ain't no way this.

839
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 3: Was you can't be what But then you look out

840
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 3: she turned out exactly yes, absolutely all her fucking rocker,

841
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 3: a lunatic, a crazy person. Okay, so then that all

842
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 3: of her business needs to be out there in the streets, right,

843
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 3: So yeah, I thought it might have had a negative

844
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 3: this one Lea Michelle and her friend Jonathan Groff.

845
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: Look at this.

846
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 4: Spill a du weekly.

847
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: I think he's a gay man. I'm pretty sure he's

848
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: a gay man. Okay, what he said he had never

849
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 3: seen a vagina before her husband. No, her best friend

850
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 3: got best friend forever, Jonathan Groff. He's a gay guy,

851
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: I believe. She he had never seen a vagina, so

852
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: she took a desk lamp and it spread eagle and

853
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 3: showed him the all the lips and layers.

854
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 4: That's a great friend.

855
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 2: So here's my whole thing. Leah Michelle, who also don't know.

856
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 3: Her really really or at all.

857
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 2: I mean like I don't know her personally or even

858
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 2: like professionally. Really.

859
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 4: I want to be on you.

860
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this? You don't what are you doing?

861
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: There is the internet, there is old gas stations where

862
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: Adam had his life to why are you up on

863
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 2: a table with a desk lamp? What are you getting

864
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: out of this? And are you available for parties?

865
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

866
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 3: That's kind of You're you're kind of a fucking mind.

867
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just like where does this start and end?

868
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 3: I kind of think that's a cool chick. But that's

869
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 3: also like about how gay is he? Because was you know?

870
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: Because I feel like as like a long ploy, like

871
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 3: he's really working every angle.

872
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: He's a Broadway actors super gay.

873
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 4: He's a super gay.

874
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 5: I don't know about that.

875
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's not one straight man that does properly.

876
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I was. I was a theater majors though.

877
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's pretty good. That's right.

878
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 3: You have a dog named Pickles you've never admitted to

879
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: so so there's you have some deep secrets and the name.

880
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 4: Gets some deep secret.

881
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: You know what's funny? Jonathan Groff, he's not somebody who's

882
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 2: what would be common classified long ago. It's like flaming

883
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 2: right whatever. But I remember watching him a scripture. You

884
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 2: don't hear it anymore, but I missed that, but we

885
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 2: all know what it used to mean and the and

886
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: the weight that it carried after this. But when he

887
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: was on Goofy, that really good serial killer show, and

888
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 2: he was straight on that, yeah, I was like, but

889
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: you're not.

890
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 3: What show was that? That was the David Fincher show,

891
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 3: like the body Hunter, mind Hunter, mind Hunter, Yeah.

892
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: Ah that but he was straight on that, and I

893
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: was like, or not like you just yeah kind of

894
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: you're like, you know, it's like when you watch Borgahawks

895
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: episodes and you're like, oh, durs is like a straight guy.

896
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: I know's yeah, okay, you know.

897
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 3: Right, and dude, imagine this. Imagine so Olivia Wild once

898
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: said about her sex life with her ex husband, look

899
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 3: at him, go dude, I mean, it's a whole thread.

900
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 3: I just I read this just three minutes before before

901
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 3: coming on. She said. Imagine if you're this is what blake,

902
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 3: you have an ex wife. Imagine your ex wife said

903
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 3: this why in the news about you? So she's talking

904
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 3: to a reporter about this. Imagine she said this about you.

905
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 3: I felt like my vagina died. It turned off lights out.

906
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and

907
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 3: tell them everything on the home front is just perfect,

908
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 3: but you cannot lie to your vagina. She added later,

909
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 3: sometimes your vagina dies, then you know it's time to go.

910
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: I don't disagree. And look, as I say this, I

911
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: understand what this podcast is for us, But you don't

912
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 2: have to say everything. Yeah, I mean, what is going

913
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: on where people put a mic in your face and

914
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 2: you're like, tell my secrets?

915
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, the honesty is not required the TMI. It's okay

916
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 4: to to have some You can hide a dog well.

917
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 3: And also like I get that, like she's no longer

918
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 3: married to this man, and maybe there is some animosity

919
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 3: there and probably you don't like him. Or or whatever reason.

920
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 3: There's some there's some hate there. But to say that

921
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: your vagina died, that's that's just a bad look.

922
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 2: For her where you're like, you really got to go

923
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 2: out of your way. That bad for this no name dude.

924
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 2: He was just chilling on the couch right now and

925
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: now Adam Devine's reading a show.

926
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 5: I feel for this guy.

927
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know this poor guy. I mean,

928
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: I'm looking at this guy. I mean he hot. I

929
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: wouldn't say he's hot, but he's a regular looking guy.

930
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: But he's wearing a Fedora, so he already.

931
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: Already My vagina would my vagina would die right there.

932
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: It died at the Fedora. Brother, you can't have.

933
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: To wait, we're saying the vagina. He didn't kill the pussy.

934
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, he didn't kill the vagina died

935
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 3: just when it looked at his dick.

936
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 4: Of natural causes. Fedora related, that's rough. Can can you

937
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 4: imagine I can imagine that.

938
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool thing to put on wast.

939
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, to kind of lit him up. I like.

940
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: She also said about then partner Jason Sadek revived, he

941
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 3: revived and they had like a weird falling out too.

942
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 3: Who is this, Olivia Wilde.

943
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: Wild I was thinking a mom the whole time.

944
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 4: No, Olivia wild So.

945
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 3: Olivia Wilde then said about uh then partner Jason sideikis

946
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: that that they're having sex like a Kenyon like Kenyan

947
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 3: marathon runners. So just I guess that's for a long time.

948
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: This the stamina, Okay?

949
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: Is that good?

950
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? Pen, they they are having sector a very very

951
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 4: long time.

952
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: That's actually kind of tired. I wouldn't mind.

953
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 4: I'm hearing that women don't really like having sex very

954
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 4: long anymore. That's the new thing I'm hearing.

955
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: I'm here.

956
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hearing, bro just open up, just be cool.

957
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 4: From gall pals.

958
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 3: Here, they kind of want to.

959
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: They want to kind of get it. They want to

960
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 4: get it done with.

961
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 5: They don't really want I think that's.

962
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 3: Your girl going like, wrap it up, dude, what are

963
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: you doing?

964
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh man, I'm hearing from I'm hearing from several

965
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 4: my gal pals that they aren't looking for a long time.

966
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 4: They're just looking for a good time, all right. And

967
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 4: these marathon guys, yeah, you got it. You got to

968
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 4: wrap it up.

969
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 3: But sometimes you you know, you like to, you know,

970
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 3: spend your time you know, the stamina, keep it at

971
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 3: good pace.

972
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 5: What's the mac like fifteen minutes?

973
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 4: Come on?

974
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 3: Come on?

975
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you trying to do? I mean, I

976
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 2: guess it's just a minute mark. You're switching things up.

977
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

978
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not there anymore.

979
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: Also, at this time, at this point, days are long.

980
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: Days are long, days are long.

981
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not there anymore. My back hurts too much.

982
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: I usually just give up about five minutes in and

983
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 3: be like, I'm good, I'm good. Your turn my back.

984
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 3: My back's killing me, I say, I you go. Oh

985
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 3: Jessica Simpson, uh uh what is this?

986
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: Is this an article or a website or is it

987
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 2: a realistical.

988
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 3: No, it's just you know how they have threads on

989
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 3: different shiit on on Twitter, where like a person just

990
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 3: like breaks down like a topic.

991
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 2: I haven't been on Twitter and forever.

992
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah I've been.

993
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 3: It's toxic.

994
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 4: Pretty cool, I've been trying.

995
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 3: Well, it's just so remember how you used to say

996
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 3: about Jessica Simpson ers bodies No that you used to say,

997
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: like you don't find her sexy because it looks like

998
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 3: she would fart in front of you.

999
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: Ah, that sounds like something I would definitely say.

1000
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, I remember you saying like you think

1001
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 3: Carrie Underwood would keep it together and she's very sexy,

1002
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 3: but you don't get Jessica Simpson because it looks like

1003
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 3: she would fart in front of you and a little

1004
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: dudoo would pop up.

1005
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 2: Do you. I don't know what the dodo, but I do.

1006
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: I can. I can see her farting and then like

1007
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: laughing about it and me being like, but you keep

1008
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: doing it.

1009
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've asked you, Yeah, you have a gas but

1010
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 3: that was on my leg, don't Well, she had a.

1011
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 4: Reality show, didn't she like do a lot of farting

1012
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 4: on that reality show?

1013
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if she did or not.

1014
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: Maybe I think that was it. It was just a

1015
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 2: lot of like eating with her bare hands. I don't know, go.

1016
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 4: Ahead, yeah I think it was.

1017
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 6: So.

1018
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: She said at one point, I guess on Ellen that

1019
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 3: she only brushes her teeth maybe three times a week.

1020
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: As someone who brushes only once a day.

1021
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 4: Not okay, not okay, Yeah, yeah that is great, that

1022
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 4: is crazy.

1023
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 3: But because she doesn't want them to feel too slippery,

1024
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 3: which is and she needs a little Coatine coatin, A

1025
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 3: little coatin, Yeah, a coatine. No, a little coatin, you

1026
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 3: might be off the coadeine. Instead of brushing every day,

1027
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 3: she uses a shirt or something to wipe her teeth.

1028
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like she is an So when I read this,

1029
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, was absolutely right. Not only is

1030
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 3: she farting in front of you all the time.

1031
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,479
Speaker 4: She's brushed her teeth with her.

1032
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 3: Shirt, she's brushing her teeth with her shirt.

1033
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh bro, if her teeth are that dirty, booty hole

1034
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 2: has to be disregarded, complete disregard for the butt.

1035
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: Of Absolutely, if you can't honor the sanctity of your

1036
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 3: own mouth, your booty hole is a fucking graveyard.

1037
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 4: Oh no, detail, white dude, it was damn there's all

1038
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 4: kinds of ship back there. Literally, that's crazy.

1039
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: It's too bad too. It's too bad.

1040
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 4: I thought maybe maybe it was like to protect her voice,

1041
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 4: like in like toothpaste damages your vocal cords or something.

1042
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 2: But she just like, you're such a good person that

1043
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: I think it's getting in the way of your success.

1044
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: And and I don't mean like professionally, I mean like

1045
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: we're done professionally made happiness. Like I think you'd be

1046
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 2: a happier person if if you took away the ben

1047
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 2: a fit of the doubt from almost everyone, Why.

1048
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 3: What's going on? Did what did Blake just say?

1049
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: He like rationalized, He was like, well, maybe if if

1050
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 2: it helps her singing.

1051
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 4: That maybe maybe she wasn't brushing her teeth because like yeah,

1052
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 4: like cause you know, like vocalists, they tend to like

1053
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: have like be very careful with their vocal cords. Maybe

1054
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 4: the mint of the toothpaste is damaging or something, but

1055
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 4: she just doesn't like her teeth feeling slippery.

1056
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.

1057
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this this thread is I mean, it's it's wild, dude.

1058
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 3: Uh Madonna, I mean the Madonna one. You're like, yeah,

1059
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 3: she's a fucking weirdo. He's on record. He was so

1060
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 3: cool though. She goes, it's really good to drink urine

1061
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 3: after you've got out of a frozen bath.

1062
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 4: I don't understand.

1063
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know any better. I don't know. I've never

1064
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: been in either a frozen bath or tried to peep.

1065
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 4: That is a about there is there's a movement of

1066
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 4: people who are drinking urine. Now you see the guy

1067
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 4: on Instagram all the time. They're claiming it has benefit.

1068
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're thirsty.

1069
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 3: Waking of dehydration.

1070
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 4: But I don't even think like because when you're like

1071
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 4: out in the desert stranded, if you drink your urine,

1072
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 4: it doesn't it doesn't not dehydrate.

1073
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 2: I think after a while, I think once, because your

1074
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 2: body keeps processing it. But like you pee out water

1075
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: at well, yeah, but then after you keep drinking that

1076
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: and you don't have much to pee out, and that's

1077
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 2: yellow as as a motherfucker.

1078
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 4: I do remember one of the like survival things was

1079
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 4: like you pee in like a hole and then you

1080
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 4: put like like if you have like a like what's

1081
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 4: the zip lock paper, the plastic wrap, and then the

1082
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 4: water Yeah, the water rises out.

1083
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: Ye.

1084
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 6: You're like.

1085
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you drink that. If you're ever stuck

1086
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 4: in a desert or something and you have no water,

1087
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 4: I'll just drink Adams p Okay, Yeah, I drink I.

1088
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: Give you my pe Adam standing sixty nine right at me.

1089
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 3: Damn any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams.

1090
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 4: Oh I do.

1091
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: I'll apologize for going hard at Blake the last couple episodes.

1092
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: But what it is for me, thank you is an

1093
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: absolute pleasure. Yeah, No, it's just fun to learn about

1094
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 2: you then have a dog is I think people listening

1095
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 2: will be like, what what?

1096
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 3: Ye never brought it up, never mentioned the fact that

1097
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 3: this animal lives with him. I feel like we've talked

1098
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: about everything that you could talk about with one another,

1099
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 3: and the fact that you have this animal.

1100
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 4: That your home.

1101
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 3: I I and there's wasn't one story about like a

1102
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 3: ship on something, or you slipped on some shit, or

1103
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 3: you took you took the dog out for a walk

1104
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 3: and some shit funny or crazy happened.

1105
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 4: Right, No, not really.

1106
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 2: Does nothing funny or crazy happen with that dog?

1107
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 4: Not not not really. It's pretty just much just like

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Speaker 4: a pretty chill dog. That's why I never have brought

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Speaker 4: it up.

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Speaker 3: Well, you said it wasn't a chill dog. And the

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Speaker 3: reason that I've never seen it. I've got over to

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Speaker 3: your house a couple of times.

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Speaker 4: Now, it's chilling the way that it's not a hilarious,

1114
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Speaker 4: hilarious dog that has a bunch of hilarious stories.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't pass the vibe track.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I apologize for not being more forth right.

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Speaker 2: Fourth right, either fourth right or forthcoming.

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Speaker 5: Yep, he was gonna come you saw me what you

1119
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 5: saw me?

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Speaker 2: Wind, I knew. I was like, it's fourth it's fourth

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Speaker 2: meal or something.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, forthcoming.

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00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 4: Well, I apologize for being forthcoming and forth right with

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00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 4: you guys. Also, you know, you apologize about you know,

1125
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 4: bullying me, writing me, but then you keep you keep

1126
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 4: doing it, so the apology doesn't have a lot of

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00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 4: weight for it because you're you're not changing what your

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Speaker 4: apologize about.

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Speaker 7: All right, this was another episode imported child.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but bitch, no, no, no, man,