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Speaker 1: able to blink for hours. So those are the new

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Speaker 1: trademarked phrases that they're what I say, I say, I

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Speaker 1: say blink. Do you guys have any fun terms with

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Speaker 1: your girl when you say because you know, I say,

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Speaker 1: I say wink. And now it became like a funny

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Speaker 1: thing that I was saying. I was like, hey, maybe

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Speaker 1: she then now says it during no likee like being

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Speaker 1: like being like, hey, let's go. Do you want to blink?

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Speaker 1: That's fine, She's saying, blink me harder, and yeah, that

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Speaker 1: would be Is it like that time of the night

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to point. I mean, honestly, yeah, that's not

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Speaker 1: Nighttime to drinks? Nah, damn dude, I'm talking it away.

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Speaker 1: I'm tugging it away. What I'm gonna do is I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna double up. I'm gonna have four, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: to bed, and then when I wake up in the morning,

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Speaker 1: it time to pink? Boinkin? Since you're so tired, there's

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Speaker 1: no way you want to get out of bed? Do

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Speaker 1: you mind? If we boy? If we blink? How's that hangover?

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Speaker 1: And that leads us And that's a nice segue into

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Speaker 1: our topic for this episode of The Pleasure is ours.

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Speaker 1: Failure is the best teacher. So sometimes if you fail

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Speaker 1: at at maybe boin, convincing your lady to boink the

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Speaker 1: night before, maybe the next morning, maybe the next morning,

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Speaker 1: you can you can learn from your mistake. And maybe

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Speaker 1: she's a morning gal. You don't know, Yes, I mean

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Speaker 1: some of those some of the greatest points ever recorded

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Speaker 1: are in the morning or in the afternoon. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: happen every time, doesn't have to, It doesn't happen. Why

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Speaker 1: are we doing it so late? You know? When you

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Speaker 1: you you sometimes you're blinking at like four am? Like

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Speaker 1: why do we to boink so late slash early in

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Speaker 1: the morning like four am? Like those hook ups are

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Speaker 1: are not tied. Dude, get me, get me in prime

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Speaker 1: time four A get me hat two pm right after

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Speaker 1: my peanut butter and jet Like why, I mean, you've

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Speaker 1: had a you're in a committed relationship for a long

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking back to my youth. Remember when he had

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Speaker 1: it was like, you know, the whole party and you're

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Speaker 1: just waiting for over. Everyone else fell asleep, and it's

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Speaker 1: like you and a chick, we're buddied up. You like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's going down. You know, we're feeling each other. But

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Speaker 1: you have homies who are just partying into the wee

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Speaker 1: And his failure the best teacher in that situation, maybe

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Speaker 1: you learn, hey, let's get this done earlier in the day.

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Speaker 1: We can get it over with and then we can

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Speaker 1: really tie one on with our friends. There's no option.

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Speaker 1: I'm working at the movie theater. I have a day job.

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Speaker 1: But do you have a car? Absolutely not. Kyle is

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Speaker 1: driving me. Stop it. So we mentioned on this is important,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes projects blink you. I feel like I've been getting point.

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Speaker 1: little point right now. Were you fucking? No? I was sorry,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even have time to blink myself. I'm alone

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Speaker 1: in a hotel in Atlanta. I was, you know, shooting

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Speaker 1: a movie. So you're blink in your hand. But here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. Our subject of the day is failure is

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Speaker 1: the best teacher. But you're kind of saying failure is

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Speaker 1: not an option? So are you? Did you not? I

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Speaker 1: didn't say that. That's not what I said, because you

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Speaker 1: guys are taking failure as like not scoring your partner.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like pleasing man, like maybe failure isn't

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Speaker 1: I don't want this to be we now the new dynamics.

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Speaker 1: We pick on plague. Yeah, leave me alone, but let

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Speaker 1: it rain, but don't say stupid shit, dude. So failure

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Speaker 1: is the best teacher, right, And that's that's the phrase.

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Speaker 1: I kind of disagree with it. Uh, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: mean it is a good teacher. It's a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 1: It's a perfectly good substitute teacher. Like you're not mad

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Speaker 1: a failure taught to you a thing, but you would

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Speaker 1: when you're a kid and you like go to play

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Speaker 1: a sport and you just absolutely fucking suck at the sport.

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Speaker 1: What was that sport for you? For me, it was skateboarding.

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Speaker 1: I cannot skateboard to save my life. I just can't

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Speaker 1: I strapped into those them rollerblades a skitchen as bitch.

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Speaker 1: No no, But like, okay, but for this saying to work,

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Speaker 1: then been amazing and then learned from it. But you did,

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Speaker 1: see exactly that's right. That's why I say it's not

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Speaker 1: the best saying as I'm saying that it's it isn't

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be skateboarding? Arguably? You could say that. Arguably I

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Speaker 1: like that. Well, have you guys ever had like a

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Speaker 1: specific failure in the bedroom where you tried something new

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Speaker 1: like a furree comes to mind is something that no,

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Speaker 1: I never dressed as a furry. I used to try

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Speaker 1: to shove bowling pins of that and failed. The pleasure dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you guys the hack. The cheat code

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Speaker 1: right now is Halloween is a great time to explore

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Speaker 1: with like fun things in the bedroom. So you could

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Speaker 1: be like I could be anybody. Yeah, you can really

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Speaker 1: if they really really hook them and they're like super

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Speaker 1: into it, all of a sudden, you're having pirates sex

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Speaker 1: every day, like you have a hook for a hand

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Speaker 1: because you're pirates. But that's the thing, though, Blake. You

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Speaker 1: say like love may get that boat, and she's like,

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Speaker 1: fucking gross. Start, I don't act like a pirate. My

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Speaker 1: father was killed by pirates. I hate pirates. Then ye,

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Speaker 1: then that wouldn't work, that would not be the best.

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Speaker 1: So next Halloween we try something else. So let's see.

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Speaker 1: Failure can happen once a year. That's when you actually

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Speaker 1: have like a green light to experiment, like on some

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Speaker 1: keep going, well, what is the specific thing like from

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Speaker 1: shoved bowling pins up my asshole? Yeah, and that's a

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Speaker 1: real thing. He was honest with us. Why aren't you

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Speaker 1: even introduce that? And that was like okay, so okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on because we're talking about butt play, right, Like

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Speaker 1: fail and that's not that's not a good teacher. Well

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Speaker 1: maybe you should dump that girl. That's the lesson you

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Speaker 1: Did you ever have a grand Slam? No? I hit

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Speaker 1: About these analogies, boys, Well, I I had to walk

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Speaker 1: But that's not the same man. Failure is the best teacher.

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Speaker 1: But that's not true. Failure isn't is an okay teacher.

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Speaker 1: I actually think that's super clean. Like how about that

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Speaker 1: not a full failure. That's not the best teacher you're saying,

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Speaker 1: are definitely lessons you can learn from losing. I think

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Speaker 1: And you've become like a better guy? Do you think?

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Speaker 1: I mean? I work on it every day, Doc, You're

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Speaker 1: a better person now, Thank you man, and I put

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Speaker 1: how about uh? Failure is not a teacher, It's an

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Speaker 1: option sometimes. No, I don't like that. No, that one sucked.

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Speaker 1: I like failure is the best substitute teacher, because the

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Speaker 1: real teacher is the winning. And you want to get

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