Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a full cat cafe, still happening.
Speaker 1: Will accept this Rosie? We have a home for Rosie.
Speaker 1: But I have another week with Rosie and she's taken over,
Speaker 1: and she's chatty today. She's really good. She's chatty. She
Speaker 1: was out, locked in and she was just me. She
Speaker 1: was out of the blugie girl. Had I known I
Speaker 1: was going to have her so long, I would have
Speaker 1: integrated her into the Angry Sisters. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they would have taken it Meow couldn't have handled me.
Speaker 1: I would have fucking killed her. I'm like your who
Speaker 1: knows I thought me? I was gonna like Mint, who
Speaker 1: knows he has a soul.
Speaker 2: Hello, we'll go to another episode.
Speaker 1: Of Well Except This Rose. My name is Arden Marine.
Speaker 1: Come to you from my bougie cat Cafe in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What okay? So first of all, let
Speaker 1: me just introduce everybody and we'll just start chit chatting.
Speaker 1: If you hear a fan, it's because the doors are
Speaker 1: closed because Rosie's still with us. Yes, but doctor Banana's
Speaker 1: brother is gonna take We did an arranged marriage. Family,
Speaker 1: stay in the family. I do too. I feel like
Speaker 1: she's now my knee. Yes, he had a he had
Speaker 1: a cat that lived twenty who passed away this year
Speaker 1: that he called his daughter. And he works from home
Speaker 1: and he does the cat's buy his He's already pre
Speaker 1: purchased cat trees and cat beds. She's going to have
Speaker 1: the best life. So me too. So we're going to
Speaker 1: do a marriage between the hose name Marines. We are
Speaker 1: fully look at you, Mikey, glasses does happen? You know what?
Speaker 1: I have things? Okay, let me just bring everybody and
Speaker 1: just get this conversation I prepared. You should put your
Speaker 1: glasses on. Okay with me today or two very it
Speaker 1: is raining men today, Katie, we have it is raining men.
Speaker 1: Okay with me. I'm going to say Caddy.
Speaker 2: Corner to me, Caddy Corner, Catty Corner.
Speaker 1: That's the name of our new morning show, Catty Corner
Speaker 1: and the cat Cafe.
Speaker 2: Do it subscribe?
Speaker 1: Honestly, if we would get so many cats adopted if
Speaker 1: we did. Because you're a cat guy, I am. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know him as a cat guy, you know him
Speaker 1: as the sexiest man in town. Can I just discuss
Speaker 1: the difference between women buying for your attention and then
Speaker 1: women sending their husband. I've seen you. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: him as the host of comedian Feud. You know him
Speaker 1: from Grand Crew. He's a brilliant actor, host, comedian writer,
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, your friend, my friend Jackie.
Speaker 3: Snil Hello, Hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: Disappointed in the men?
Speaker 1: The men? You know what, man, But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: What I but I'm not disappointed in was that our women.
Speaker 1: And who's really that the men over there listen to
Speaker 1: us because of their women, and you know what, and
Speaker 1: I like that our women are so cool that they're like,
Speaker 1: go fuck.
Speaker 2: Go for go for it.
Speaker 3: There was one there was one who I thought like
Speaker 3: that was on the end where he was like, look,
Speaker 3: you can come in if you Oh they.
Speaker 1: Got the third, the third he was cute. Ye, here's
Speaker 1: the thing we also now we know yeah, so look
Speaker 1: we still we still love our ladies. We love how
Speaker 1: loyal because and by the way, the podcast is perfect.
Speaker 1: It's a witch's covin and like that's okay, I come
Speaker 1: to talk about my dates, not bring me the dates.
Speaker 2: Get it. But I'm still disappointed. You know, we have
Speaker 2: been telling men weeks come out like.
Speaker 1: I'm not going like bring my They actually brought their
Speaker 1: men and they were like to be married. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know what, we have the most loyal listeners and
Speaker 1: they were the best. Can I just say shout out
Speaker 1: to the chocolate tear that brought us the chocolates? Did?
Speaker 1: They were the best chocolates in the world.
Speaker 2: They were great?
Speaker 1: And how can we just talk about Charity and Dowton
Speaker 1: and Dotton's mom so great.
Speaker 2: I mean I hung out with him for like a
Speaker 2: couple of hours.
Speaker 1: I've texted with it. He did stand up at Seth's show.
Speaker 2: He did. He did mean super dope.
Speaker 1: I loved that.
Speaker 2: I thought they would.
Speaker 3: I don't know if stuffy is the right word, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I just thought they would be more reality, yes, which
Speaker 3: is nothing wrong with that, but you know, there's a
Speaker 3: wall and they were like humbled.
Speaker 1: They were both great. And Dotton's mom kept holding me,
Speaker 1: She kept pulling my head onto her chest at the
Speaker 1: bar and she was like, you were a bright light.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I need you to adopt me.
Speaker 2: I loved it. Offer me Weed.
Speaker 1: Did he good for him?
Speaker 2: Beauty?
Speaker 1: Did you smoke it with him?
Speaker 3: I didn't I did I smoke it with him. I
Speaker 3: did not because I had my own weed. Okay, I
Speaker 3: had my own weed.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I'm good, brothers.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to say. I bought mushrooms for the
Speaker 1: it was my first drug deal in New York here.
Speaker 1: But I've never eaten them. They're just in my fridge.
Speaker 1: I don't know when i'll I don't know if I will,
Speaker 1: but I remember, should have you in the past. I
Speaker 1: did once, okay, but so I but the guy that
Speaker 1: I bought them, I don't know why I bought them,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I'm gonna buy mushrooms. And the
Speaker 1: guy that I bought it was, he was like, have
Speaker 1: you done this for? I was like now, he was
Speaker 1: like you, He's like, you should just have.
Speaker 2: A lit a little yeah, next mom, Yeah, okay, give
Speaker 2: us the next draft.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It'll probably be soon. I feel like we're
Speaker 1: going to go back to back because looked when it's
Speaker 1: coming out and I can't find a date.
Speaker 2: Can't find a date, grand Rand it's usually.
Speaker 1: Right after January, but it.
Speaker 4: Won't be before the New Year, so it's gonna be
Speaker 4: after this when joy, I feel like it.
Speaker 1: Was January, okay, okay, because last year we were doing Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's bring in our other guests right now. Just a
Speaker 1: man of mystery. I need to know more about you.
Speaker 1: This is man that plays tennis. This is a man
Speaker 1: I believe he is a teacher. The man is a
Speaker 1: stand up comic. This is a man who has an
Speaker 1: older friend that he watched The Golden Bachelor with and
Speaker 1: she talk shit about the Bachelor's and then and then
Speaker 1: she's spilled wine on your computer. And then and you
Speaker 1: live up near Santa Barbara, and uh, and you comed
Speaker 1: out and my and my neighbors looked at you suspiciously.
Speaker 5: I thought I was making a bomb.
Speaker 1: Ladies, Mikey canon, are you making tea?
Speaker 2: Okay, are you making tea?
Speaker 1: And they were like, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Would I like that my neighbors are on? I like
Speaker 1: that my neighbors are on good? You know, I live
Speaker 1: on a not cool block and I love them, they
Speaker 1: love me. I love them. And I said one party
Speaker 1: a year, and I advanced I leave them all roses
Speaker 1: or orchids in advance. And I's like, hey, look it's
Speaker 1: gonna be noisy.
Speaker 2: Do you invite them over to No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I can't go to the party, but I
Speaker 1: leave them like a giant. Each one of them gets
Speaker 1: a card with a huge bouquet of flowers and advance
Speaker 1: with a warning.
Speaker 4: Anthony used to live across the street from the Scientology
Speaker 4: Celebrity Center, and whenever they would throw parties, they would
Speaker 4: come to everyone that lived there and say, here's free
Speaker 4: tickets to the Arc Light and also.
Speaker 1: We will valet your car if you can't find a park.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so Scientology did that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm joining, the Church Scientology.
Speaker 1: Basically, I'm the Church of Scientology.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, Mikey. First of all, look at you. He
Speaker 1: comes from, and you've got the same notebook I have.
Speaker 1: What's on the cover?
Speaker 6: No, it's just I think this is okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm going before it's okay. You want to be
Speaker 1: able to read it? Honestly, came in. He's got some
Speaker 1: cool glasses. Yeah are you from?
Speaker 5: I had such a strange morning? Can I tell you
Speaker 5: about my Yeah?
Speaker 1: Give it to us.
Speaker 6: So I had an MRI at six thirty in the morning.
Speaker 6: Why thousand oaks?
Speaker 1: Why are you okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just try and figure out what's going on
Speaker 6: with my wrist?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Okay, but so I don't.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to wake up at like five thirty
Speaker 6: to go stamp all night. No, so I have, like
Speaker 6: I surf, so like I have, I can sleep in
Speaker 6: my car. Okay, So I drove to the mri I place.
Speaker 1: You're amazing. This is everything two a m.
Speaker 5: After like watching Golden Bachette last night.
Speaker 1: You are the star.
Speaker 6: At the MRI place. Wake up there, go in. It's
Speaker 6: Halloween day. Okay, So I get an MRI I administered
Speaker 6: by Wednesday from the Attams.
Speaker 2: Wow do that?
Speaker 5: Go back in my car, go right back to sleep.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: I was like I slept m RI I wow sleep walking.
Speaker 2: You know yeah? Wow? Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I love this well.
Speaker 1: I dressed up for Halloween, not in a costume, but
Speaker 1: I put it on an arms dress.
Speaker 2: That's true. You're very festive and I'm gonna. I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna. Uh. I didn't do much for Halloween this year.
Speaker 1: I did not either, don't either.
Speaker 2: You know what it was?
Speaker 1: Here's as a person who goes hard for my birthday
Speaker 1: and Christmas. I have no storage here, and I also
Speaker 1: get to dress up a lot in my career. Like
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm not a festive person. Most of
Speaker 1: the year, I fucking dress up, so to me a wig.
Speaker 1: I wear wigs, I wear extensions, I wear weird lashes.
Speaker 1: You know, I costumes. I wear costumes that I'm a
Speaker 1: sexy nurse. I'm a sexy firefighter constantly. Okay, so here
Speaker 1: we go. I wanted to say before we get going,
Speaker 1: I have two Oh, this is rosy.
Speaker 2: Watching.
Speaker 1: If you pass the chair next to you, she might
Speaker 1: come sit up there. You know what, Maybe we can
Speaker 1: I'll build her a fort at the break. She likes
Speaker 1: when there's a fort. She Oh my god, I give
Speaker 1: her a microphone. Oh my god, wanna hear her thoughts? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can pet her. You can pet her. She's clean,
Speaker 1: she's been all shined up at the venta. She's so pretty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She wanted to be invited up. Oh she's gonna she
Speaker 1: might drink your water she can. Oh, she wanted to know.
Speaker 1: Oh she wants to be with She really likes touch.
Speaker 1: Her love language is physical touch. And isn't she a nice?
Speaker 1: Isn't she a Are you a cat? Guy? You are?
Speaker 1: Do you have a cat?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, yes, Oh, thank you, kitty. If you're putting
Speaker 2: your asshole right in my face.
Speaker 1: It's all cleaned up though.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at this. They love to stick
Speaker 1: their asshole.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: That means she likes it. She even likes a tummy rub.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll wait for you to reveal your tummy.
Speaker 1: She's gonna show you her little vision. Oh my, look
Speaker 1: at her. She's so cute.
Speaker 2: And you have a nice little cot a color.
Speaker 1: I got her chip, I got a bell, I got
Speaker 1: her chip. Look, I can't have her driving it.
Speaker 2: You had the best foster mom ever.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she wanted to do the right podcast. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: Rosie coime here, So here we go. So here's I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come in with two hot takes. Okay, I take
Speaker 1: two hot takes. So for the people who don't watch
Speaker 1: it home, two things happened, Two main things happen. It
Speaker 1: with fantasy sweets, past scal Rosie's rubbing on the pike, Pascal.
Speaker 1: So so here's my too hot takes, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say I'm up top, so like I'm a scientist or
Speaker 1: I have a hypothesis, and we can see if Oh
Speaker 1: she likes she likes the Fellas. Here for the fellas.
Speaker 1: Should she a good girl?
Speaker 2: She's so cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like having a podcast's our mascot. We manifest
Speaker 1: to have a podcast.
Speaker 2: Katie.
Speaker 1: Katie helped me like zoom with people shout out sweet
Speaker 1: cam our listener. She wanted there was we hope there's
Speaker 1: no marital strife because we got the email from your
Speaker 1: sweet husband. Was like, let us know if anything changes
Speaker 1: after she got claimed. Look at that, look at oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Oh she's here. She just
Speaker 1: wanted to get invited to the party.
Speaker 4: She's looking at all of these cables though, with like
Speaker 4: yeah so much.
Speaker 1: Here wait, hand me the bag of temptations and we
Speaker 1: can really get this going. Okay, here we go. So okay, Rosie,
Speaker 1: if you want to really be her friend, you can
Speaker 1: give her as many as you like for betting her up. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's I got takes. I took one hot take number one.
Speaker 1: So for those of you see the people left. We
Speaker 1: have guy who's the er doctor who she won't let
Speaker 1: kiss her on the mouth. You put him on the table.
Speaker 1: There she goes. Then we have Pascal, who she's super
Speaker 1: horny for the French hairdresser, and then we have Chalk,
Speaker 1: who's basically like, you're my woman. My theory is at
Speaker 1: first was that she was so not horny for guy
Speaker 1: that she didn't know how to say I don't want
Speaker 1: to have you touch me that She then just said
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be with anybody because she didn't
Speaker 1: know how to not touch get touched by guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, his French kiss, like four episodes ago, goes down
Speaker 6: as one of the most did they kiss.
Speaker 5: Disgusting French kisses?
Speaker 1: Ever, where was it? Where did he kiss her?
Speaker 6: I don't remember the Malibu house discussed his tongue, was like, uh,
Speaker 6: I don't want to do it?
Speaker 1: Do it okay?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 1: That's why she doesn't want to kills like.
Speaker 2: A hole it was it was like a little lizard like.
Speaker 5: It was a lizard like and it was him.
Speaker 6: It was turtleish and it was it was very very
Speaker 6: I remember just being, uh.
Speaker 1: You were grossed out. I think she was so grossed
Speaker 1: out that she called off all of the fantasies just
Speaker 1: because she is she's a people pleaser and doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to say, Hey, guy, I don't want to sleep
Speaker 1: with you, but I would like to sleep with Pascal
Speaker 1: and Chalk. She's in my mind just to get out
Speaker 1: of guy. She called the whole thing off.
Speaker 2: She was like, I don't I'm not. I don't like
Speaker 2: multiple people touching me. Do you think that's the one
Speaker 2: person touching me? I could see, I could see it.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody who's been married for thirty plus years.
Speaker 1: She did not want guy.
Speaker 2: No, she I feel bad for guys because she.
Speaker 1: Also just didn't want to have sex with someone. She
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna talk. Okay, I'm going to think that.
Speaker 5: Thinks. I don't think she.
Speaker 1: I don't think she fucks either at all. I don't
Speaker 1: think she sucks. I don't think she and I think Pascal,
Speaker 1: but he knows that Pascal knew she didn't fuck, and
Speaker 1: Cascal she know she not fucking Cascal. So Anna Anna's
Speaker 1: theory last week and she's not a plane. Shout out
Speaker 1: to her. I didn't even say hi to Katie Money,
Speaker 1: Katie Money Levine, who's also Can I just say how
Speaker 1: thankful I am that I have you and Lisa and
Speaker 1: doctor B to help walk me through this. This was
Speaker 1: strusts and it's still happening in my It's still happening
Speaker 1: every day and I mean, I'm like on the floor
Speaker 1: of the garage an hour and a half every day
Speaker 1: because I feel bad that she's by herself. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we but so I'm thankful for you. Okay, So
Speaker 1: here is the here's the email that we got from
Speaker 1: a listener and it was incredible. Rosie thinks, so too. Okay, ready,
Speaker 1: this is from Marcy Peyton. Get ready. This is what
Speaker 1: happens when you have your own podcast. People send you
Speaker 1: shit and it's fucking great. No beds. Hey, BFFs. I
Speaker 1: came across this article and I had to share with you.
Speaker 1: This is real. Basically, Jones kids are such prudes and
Speaker 1: think even the name of fantasy suites is disgusting. Good
Speaker 1: thing Zach isn't there calling it sex Week. So since
Speaker 1: her kids don't like it, she isn't letting the men
Speaker 1: stay over and they can just sit and talk on
Speaker 1: the couch and there will be no beds. She had
Speaker 1: production remove all of the beds. There was only a couch.
Speaker 2: But that being said, and it wasn't boring. Sweet, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're boring.
Speaker 1: So Anna thinks. Anna's theory is that Pascal goes down
Speaker 1: on every woman that walks into his salaw that he
Speaker 1: like that man will go down on you for hours.
Speaker 1: So then she kept going and she said there will
Speaker 1: be no beds. That being said, I don't think that
Speaker 1: will be a problem for Pascal. He could still go
Speaker 1: down on you in the couch and make do without
Speaker 1: a bed. Will she really be able to resist that?
Speaker 1: I think Pascal knows she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Find Yeah, I mean listen, and no beds wouldn't stop
Speaker 2: a fucker.
Speaker 1: No beds, No beds wouldn't stop a fucking child.
Speaker 4: Apparently, her children, Mom, we don't ask you to be
Speaker 4: satisfied and happy.
Speaker 1: Yes, But I think she said ride of sex. I
Speaker 1: think she's afraid of sex.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Like, I know it's weird obviously to think
Speaker 4: of your parents having sex, but like that is part
Speaker 4: of a relationship.
Speaker 1: By the way, over, you've already had a child, You're
Speaker 1: already because she had to left, so like your kids
Speaker 1: are not fourteen, they're like she had to kid, Sarah,
Speaker 1: dun let your mom get banged.
Speaker 3: I uh, you know, if I my mom was on
Speaker 3: the Golden Bachelorette, I simply would not think about.
Speaker 2: Her sex life at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want to talk about like is she
Speaker 3: going to or not?
Speaker 2: I don't give it. I don't care. I want her
Speaker 2: to be happy.
Speaker 1: Here's I also have to say. I think that. And
Speaker 1: now now I'm mad at the producers because I also
Speaker 1: feel like nothing against Joan. I think she's a really
Speaker 1: kind woman. I like Joan, I really I think she's
Speaker 1: sweet and and kind. And don't I don't want to
Speaker 1: win all No, John John Cock walked every give me
Speaker 1: a horny divorce a. He's like ready to who's like
Speaker 1: my husband cheated on me? Husband was boring in bed,
Speaker 1: French bad and I am ready to. Yes, I've never
Speaker 1: been even.
Speaker 2: We've had two widows.
Speaker 1: I don't want a widower. I want the I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I want like a pissed off divorcee who
Speaker 1: like he's slept with the secretary and she is ready
Speaker 1: to get down.
Speaker 3: I would love I would love that, even for the
Speaker 3: regular bacheler. I'm like, listen, bring us some people.
Speaker 1: Who been through some ship, who not only has been through.
Speaker 3: Some ship, but it's like, listen, I'll take a relationship.
Speaker 2: I even want love, but I would like to fuck.
Speaker 2: You have to you have to have sex.
Speaker 1: I have to, yes, and not happening otherwise, because.
Speaker 2: The relationships don't come just because you're looking for one.
Speaker 1: No, no, you, the.
Speaker 2: Best ones usually don't come with you.
Speaker 1: I agree, agree, Okay, so we'll get going. God, this
Speaker 1: has been a fun stuff. That's what I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's my final.
Speaker 2: Okay, I believe that she may get rid of the beds,
Speaker 2: more room for fucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't fu Yeah, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: So we are at the final, We're at fantasy suite
Speaker 1: and whole place.
Speaker 3: Can I just say that also, it warmed my heart
Speaker 3: that uh, last week in hometowns, Yeah, that she had
Speaker 3: a date in Chicago and then for her next date
Speaker 3: just went down the street for another day.
Speaker 2: It was Chicago.
Speaker 1: It was like a little more blue collar.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 1: The first one was like, here's myster Martin. The second
Speaker 1: was like I'm taking you to deep test people. She liked.
Speaker 1: The first one she likes. I brought this is from
Speaker 1: gen season. I have to grab the other notebooks. Okay, yourselves,
Speaker 1: you can keep talking about.
Speaker 5: And then next to your Chicago tattoos.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I have my Chicago tattoo. I have a
Speaker 3: couple of Chicago tattoos. Listen anything. I was rooting for
Speaker 3: the two Chicago people and they both left. Uh, there's
Speaker 3: like four Chicago people this year, so many.
Speaker 4: I think that just from like certain markets, because there
Speaker 4: was also a lot of like southern California.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she lives like on the East coast.
Speaker 4: It was Maryland, and I mean I did. I said
Speaker 4: the so many times about Gary.
Speaker 1: I was like, they need to be from the same.
Speaker 4: Area because he rooted lots like yeah, their kids, their grandchildren,
Speaker 4: their doctors, the dentists. Like really, I mean, like the
Speaker 4: idea of being like sixty seven years old and being.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I gotta go move across the country.
Speaker 2: It's tough.
Speaker 3: My ex is dad got to get three times in
Speaker 3: the past four years and he's like seventy and he's
Speaker 3: moved from Chicago to California to Boston back to Chicago.
Speaker 3: And it's fucking hard for a person of that age
Speaker 3: to move across and it does.
Speaker 2: Something to you.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of things they have to do.
Speaker 1: They have to find new.
Speaker 2: Doctor stressful, they have to have to find new doctors.
Speaker 4: Like that is like so huge to me, and like
Speaker 4: I think people don't like young people don't think about that.
Speaker 4: But it's like my parents have been going to the
Speaker 4: same doctors for years. Yeah, and like it would not
Speaker 4: and especially in America, it's not fucking easy to find
Speaker 4: a dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those should be man, that should be the dates on.
Speaker 2: I honestly, let's get this doctor.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I honestly thought about that yesterday when I was like,
Speaker 3: they all keep saying like, because it's widows, they all
Speaker 3: keep saying, like I've lost the love of my life.
Speaker 2: I lost the love of my life.
Speaker 3: They passed away and it's so sad, and like, I'm
Speaker 3: ready for love again. I'm ready to start a new life.
Speaker 3: And I'm like and then somebody was like, I want
Speaker 3: to this is the first overnight of hopefully one hundred
Speaker 3: or a ten thousand.
Speaker 2: And I was like, brother, you not living that long.
Speaker 2: You not living that long.
Speaker 3: And that made me think one of the damn dates
Speaker 3: or one of like, once we get down to nitty gritty,
Speaker 3: I need you to do a presidential health test, yes, like,
Speaker 3: because if you're about to die in three to five
Speaker 3: years or you guys, n B, I'm not about to
Speaker 3: fall in love. I know, I know we can all.
Speaker 3: I know we can all kick the bucket at any
Speaker 3: point in life. We're talking about that they need a day,
Speaker 3: oh my God, to make sure that they're not about
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 1: And it's just because so many of them are widows.
Speaker 3: And the like the dude earlier in the season who
Speaker 3: legally died and came back to life.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's this show.
Speaker 1: I loved him gets struck by Doctor Bob, he got
Speaker 1: struck by lightning. I you want to say that, I
Speaker 1: feel like, I still feel like you also have to
Speaker 1: give me a Golden Bachelor whose parents are dead. You
Speaker 1: can't get it. I would like, God, I think, or
Speaker 1: they give me their parents, Like I want somebody really old.
Speaker 4: I do understand that, like these people like since they're
Speaker 4: older there, their parents probably had them when they were
Speaker 4: like nineteen years old. So I get that, and honestly,
Speaker 4: great testament to their health.
Speaker 1: Probably you know they parents.
Speaker 4: But it is like kind of crazier, Like we're on
Speaker 4: the Golden Bachelor and your mother is still a lot.
Speaker 1: Well Chock's Chock's mom died and his dad still a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So like Gary was seventy two and Joan is sixty something,
Speaker 1: and if it's Mark, Mark is only fifty six that's.
Speaker 5: Not Guess who didn't remove the beds from the fantasy suites.
Speaker 3: Gary, We're trying to knock some book.
Speaker 1: Gary was down to fold he wanted extra beds. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was just looking at Nancy. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's so hot. What was like? Why didn't he go
Speaker 1: for naship fantastic? Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: That's what she's from. I was like, why she's so recognizable?
Speaker 1: You didn't you know that that's what she's from.
Speaker 2: She's from the last season. I love it.
Speaker 1: Here we are. By the way, can we discuss the
Speaker 1: fact that one of the hometown dates was a fucking funeral.
Speaker 2: Which is wild cat?
Speaker 5: It inappropriate.
Speaker 1: She handled it like a che horny as she's ever been.
Speaker 3: I was like wedding crashers when like Will Ferrell at
Speaker 3: the end was like, yo, man, grief makes you so horny.
Speaker 2: Grief makes you so horny.
Speaker 1: That's I forgot that. That's where he was like, there
Speaker 1: he goes to Christmas future.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, here we are.
Speaker 1: They do the preview of her upset. She's in her
Speaker 1: fur coat crying, Oh my god, Rosie, get me out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 6: First question, who packs that coat for Tahaiti. That's for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know who's raised a fur coat for Tahaiti.
Speaker 1: Yeah it must have been. Would you bring a doctor
Speaker 1: Chivago coat for for.
Speaker 3: Pur for vibes, baby, I don't know. Yeah, old people
Speaker 3: get you know, older people get cold. Man.
Speaker 2: That skin is brittle, scan is brittle.
Speaker 1: So then we have so she's she's on a cruise ship.
Speaker 4: I questions about the cruise ship. Yeah, let's go like, yeah,
Speaker 4: is there anyone else there? Because that's incredibly environmental friendly.
Speaker 3: And I don't like that it looked like an empty boat.
Speaker 3: It didn't quite look it didn't quite look like a
Speaker 3: like a like a crew.
Speaker 2: Was cruise ships.
Speaker 1: So do you think they go anywhere?
Speaker 3: Just said that, I think it's like one of those
Speaker 3: dinner cruise type things where it's like.
Speaker 2: You have like rooms rooms y.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 2: And also that the fantasy was on that boat.
Speaker 4: I think it was in a hotel. Maybe maybe they
Speaker 4: were like finishing the cruise boat and they're like you
Speaker 4: can have this swing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You need to tell Mikey the best. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember during when it was Caitlin and did
Speaker 1: you want you and Rachel? You only watched you only
Speaker 1: watched Golden? Don't you only watch Golden so far? Okay?
Speaker 1: This is great about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I like that. Mikey's a man. I like I like
Speaker 1: getting to know you in two hour increment, like I
Speaker 1: really don't know you, and I like it. I like
Speaker 1: it too. Folding Mikey into the meringue is good times. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Mikey came and danced hard at the party last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 5: What I'm doing in February.
Speaker 1: Going on a cruise kind of what are you doing?
Speaker 6: I'm sailing from Mexico to Tahiti for real with the
Speaker 6: Golden Bachelorette that I watched that epo.
Speaker 1: Where do you know this person?
Speaker 5: She's my friend's mom.
Speaker 1: Wow, and she loves you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's going to be twenty five.
Speaker 1: Days the two of you.
Speaker 2: No, that would be wild.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know much about you.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm joining her. So it's her and her
Speaker 6: and her husband and oh she's married. This has been
Speaker 6: their retirement plan to sail to Tahiti. And then they
Speaker 6: need two extra They needed two extra crew members because
Speaker 6: you're it's twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're below deck sailing yacht.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a yeah, so we'll be on a thirty
Speaker 6: nine foot sailboats. The fourth person, this guy because someone
Speaker 6: I've never met yet.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the show, Are you a sailor?
Speaker 6: I've had some sailing experience? Yeah, okay, that's sound confident.
Speaker 1: Do they sail?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? So they like, so you're not You're not like
Speaker 1: their hope that.
Speaker 2: You're not. You're not going to say you're not going
Speaker 2: to be the one to save lives. You're just like
Speaker 2: you look at me.
Speaker 5: They said, you look tall. That could be helpful.
Speaker 2: You can reach the top rope, exactly.
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of climbing up on the mast or anything?
Speaker 6: I would probably be scared about doing this is quite
Speaker 6: but anyway, so it kind of feels I felt like
Speaker 6: I was doing research.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, we got to bring your you got
Speaker 1: to bring your fur coats exactly.
Speaker 5: That's changed everything.
Speaker 1: So Nancy shows up for the Golden Bachelorette and she
Speaker 1: looks so pretty and Joan just starts crying again, feeling
Speaker 1: guilty moving on from John. It's like, we gotta have
Speaker 1: a divorce. I do not want another widow, or we.
Speaker 2: Got we gotta start with the widows the.
Speaker 1: Lead for the lead. You can have some cast members, sure,
Speaker 1: but I don't want a lead. That's like, but by
Speaker 1: the way, Gary did. Gary was ready to move on
Speaker 1: from Tony. It made him Lika, but it was like
Speaker 1: a bullshit like, oh, I'm a good guy. I have
Speaker 1: a dead wife, but I fucked Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh, you know, I'm tired of not fucking.
Speaker 1: I think he had been the wh I think he
Speaker 1: tricked all yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean didn't that wasn't that what came out like
Speaker 3: he had girlfriends and which is fine, that's fine, but
Speaker 3: they made him they portrayed him to be like never touched.
Speaker 2: A woman's Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I think he had been like getting at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and apparently he have like critique women's weights that he
Speaker 1: was dating. He would be like, you're putting on weight
Speaker 1: and stuff. That was tracks, which.
Speaker 2: Feels like surprising, Yeah, surprising.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, well, there's john and Pascal reminds
Speaker 1: me of Johnny lives life big. I find him sexy. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've got There was an article that came out.
Speaker 4: About her husband was like indicted for something that I
Speaker 4: couldn't understand.
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I read it. Yeah he did like
Speaker 1: shady ship. I don't think he did time. I think
Speaker 1: he was just probably fine. I also feel like, but
Speaker 1: like knowing that her husband was indicted and that she
Speaker 1: only felt wanted when Chalk drove fast, Like, the only
Speaker 1: time she felt protected was when she was like, go faster, faster.
Speaker 1: That she likes Pascal. Her husband was indicted and she
Speaker 1: he pled guilty.
Speaker 4: To acting as a pass through minority business enterprise shade
Speaker 4: laundering ship.
Speaker 1: So he's money launder, yeah, tax run money laundering. So
Speaker 1: she liked, she liked it. Wasn't the main person. He
Speaker 1: was like an affiliate to it.
Speaker 2: So she she she likes the little bit she likes.
Speaker 1: She likes the Pascal, and she the only time she
Speaker 1: really lit up her own Chalk was when he was
Speaker 1: a little reckless with the driving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she definitely. I mean you could see this episode.
Speaker 3: You can see coming.
Speaker 2: From a mile away.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The one inclusion of this episode from a mile to
Speaker 2: oh shit?
Speaker 5: Did yeah so she could get reunited with you?
Speaker 2: Oh so she could finally have sex.
Speaker 1: She goes the the only red flag is my heart.
Speaker 1: I'm still crying over John. I'm like dude, Yeah, we know.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the second this is okay.
Speaker 3: Look, I have never been married and lost someone before,
Speaker 3: so I can't speak to that. I assume it is
Speaker 3: very hard. You will always love that person that you.
Speaker 3: You didn't break up with them, You didn't they were
Speaker 3: taken from you. You will always love them.
Speaker 2: I get that. This is the second time you've gone
Speaker 2: through this process.
Speaker 1: Though, and she was a trip on the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's just like it's on production for picking her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, don't the first one back, but this is
Speaker 3: the second.
Speaker 2: This is your second time, and.
Speaker 3: She got pretty far in the first one too, Like
Speaker 3: it's like, come on, man, listen, man, it's gonna sound callous.
Speaker 2: That motherfuckering dead.
Speaker 3: Agree you alive? Like you here, be here here.
Speaker 1: I think she's like in a trauma loop and cannot
Speaker 1: get out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she said at one point, this is really hard
Speaker 6: signing up to find love on television twice.
Speaker 2: Don't do it then if you still need time and
Speaker 2: take time, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break and
Speaker 1: then we'll quickly get going into Guy's day. What is
Speaker 1: your fantasy you? And we're back. So Guy was first
Speaker 1: my man she's like, well, I was falling I like
Speaker 1: guy and I look, he's not cool. He has no
Speaker 1: game and she and he's kisses like a lizard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she obviously doesn't really like him.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Let me tell it.
Speaker 3: Let me tell all you men out there something. Talk
Speaker 3: to me if you ever with the person. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: they say to you, I feel like you like me
Speaker 3: more than I like you. Leave Leave, don't why because
Speaker 3: they don't like you. They like the comfort you provide. Possibly,
Speaker 3: and I think this is what anybody, not just man,
Speaker 3: but they like the comfort that you provide. They like
Speaker 3: the you know, like they like being loved and liked,
Speaker 3: but like there is something about your level of like
Speaker 3: or love to them that they are like, don't like
Speaker 3: you like that around, find something better?
Speaker 2: Like you are a placeholder.
Speaker 1: Yes, good advice. Placeholder, good advice. It's dumb, it is,
Speaker 1: You're right. And so she's like, well, I was falling
Speaker 1: in love with John and here she shows up. She's
Speaker 1: in a white bikini, looking hot. She looks good. Joan
Speaker 1: keeps it tight. She gets up at five am. She
Speaker 1: works out before she leaves the house at like seven.
Speaker 1: She is regulated, but she doesn't have bed.
Speaker 2: She's doing push ups. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then they're on a boat, on a catamaran, drinking
Speaker 1: champagne and yeah and uh, by the way, these are
Speaker 1: two fit older people. I know.
Speaker 2: They both took and he was waxed.
Speaker 1: In tan and he got a spree tan. He was
Speaker 1: all waxed up. He had abs. Yeah, he looked good.
Speaker 2: My man had my man had good boobs.
Speaker 1: He had a movie he did, yeah.
Speaker 2: A good man. He had like a good chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't have a movie. He had a pack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looked good. And they was down there with
Speaker 2: them down staying rays.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean both of them look good in this, especially underwater.
Speaker 1: They looked hot underwater. They were sexy underwater.
Speaker 2: That's why I came to be on this show.
Speaker 3: If I got if I jumped in that water and
Speaker 3: saw six day rays, I'm like, get, let's get the fucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 1: I also don't want I don't want to see sixteing rays.
Speaker 2: No, that was a lot of sting rays down there.
Speaker 1: Can they kill you?
Speaker 2: They killed stever?
Speaker 1: They kill yeah, crocodile.
Speaker 2: Crocodile.
Speaker 1: He got killed by a stinger. What after all that
Speaker 1: time with the crocodile. You know this, I did, and
Speaker 1: then I put heart, what the fuck? No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it. Mikey, don't make me do this.
Speaker 1: Why are you making me do this on your boat?
Speaker 6: Mikey, I thought you had to step on them and
Speaker 6: they just sting you on the foot.
Speaker 5: I forgot about Steve Irwin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 5: You would make a good golden bachelor.
Speaker 1: He would make a good golden by grew up, Bindy
Speaker 1: grew up. They're both are still do like.
Speaker 2: Animal sto, animal activists and things like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then she's like, I think he's farther along
Speaker 1: than I am.
Speaker 2: Words of Death.
Speaker 1: And he's like my kids and sisters adore you. I
Speaker 1: didn't think I could feel this way again, guys like
Speaker 1: I memorize me. And she goes, you can kiss me
Speaker 1: if you want, which was like the best she could do.
Speaker 1: So they kissed. They looked hot. They're in their bathing suits,
Speaker 1: are swimming. Meanwhile, Chalk is talking to Jesse. Yeah he's nervous.
Speaker 1: Are these guys bonding more?
Speaker 2: You know? Is Jesse and Chock bonding more?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He said that.
Speaker 1: Chalk is such a chalk, He's so chocked.
Speaker 6: Did you see Nancy's face when when she heard Chalk
Speaker 6: for the first time, No, it was it was like
Speaker 6: all of our faces the first week. I think we've
Speaker 6: been living in Chalk World for seven weeks and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: Chalk did this.
Speaker 5: Chalk did that.
Speaker 6: Nancy's face like dropped. It was like, you're talking seriously
Speaker 6: about a man named Chalk.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you're right. We've all breathed into the.
Speaker 2: Rack for the raft said Chalk was like, you was
Speaker 2: very wrong, very right.
Speaker 5: I think he's the scariest man I've seen in all my.
Speaker 1: Thinksycho why because he's too confident.
Speaker 2: He's like he's like dementedly staring at her, like.
Speaker 5: You will be mine? Well, Katie pin it out basement.
Speaker 1: Katie and Aaron were saying, like he would be the
Speaker 1: kind of guy that would order your food for you,
Speaker 1: something about the way he like he's so chocked, talks
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 4: Know, he seems really nice, and the one thing I
Speaker 4: like is he asks questions to her and he's like
Speaker 4: seems supportive and all that, but there's just like something
Speaker 4: about him where I'm just kind of like it's his
Speaker 4: way or like.
Speaker 5: What's that Stockholm syndrome when you fall in love with
Speaker 5: your I don't.
Speaker 1: Think he's that bad at all. Like I don't think
Speaker 1: he's malicious. Like I don't know, but we were wrong
Speaker 1: about Devin.
Speaker 4: That's true, we were wrong about We'll get an edit.
Speaker 2: I do know.
Speaker 3: I do know people, and I hate I hate these
Speaker 3: type of couples where like they always order food together
Speaker 3: and they split food together, and I'm just like, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna say no names, but like I remember there
Speaker 3: was this couple and they came to California and he
Speaker 3: and the man had been here before and she had
Speaker 3: and we went to In and Out and like he
Speaker 3: wanted a let us rap and and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you get you a regular burger to and he's like, no,
Speaker 3: we're gonna share.
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't make her for.
Speaker 1: The share out. I agree with you.
Speaker 3: And so like it's Chalk that type will chock make
Speaker 3: her either lettuce wrap in for her first burger in California.
Speaker 1: I mean, so, guys, mes, Mariz Chalk's freaking out and
Speaker 1: she's like I could see her getting worried. He's like,
Speaker 1: well it's overnight tonight. She's like.
Speaker 3: The look on her face was telling yes, like when
Speaker 3: he was talking and all that, she was just looking
Speaker 3: at Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she was grossed out and she was like,
Speaker 1: He's like, wow, hometowns feel like they were just yesterday,
Speaker 1: well this evening the time off camera, I gotta talk
Speaker 1: to you. I'm gonna talk to everyone. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to sleep with anyone. I'm going to save that for
Speaker 1: the final person.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: I respect that so much. I respect it so much.
Speaker 1: You know, the emotional intimacy is just as important. I
Speaker 1: am falling in love with Johan.
Speaker 6: The words coming out of his mouth, but if you
Speaker 6: look at the body language, it was pure disappointment.
Speaker 5: He had you think so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he had been clearly like jerking off for ten
Speaker 6: days straight.
Speaker 2: The bagres but nothing, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly jerking up for ten days straight.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You know that's that thing where it's like where someone's
Speaker 6: like their voice sounds optimistic, like you.
Speaker 5: Know, it's great everything. What she did, what she wants
Speaker 5: is perfect me.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Rhode Island as like raised by
Speaker 1: a people pleaser. Ah yeah, I used to just I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to like go. I didn't go on
Speaker 1: dates with anyone because I didn't know how to not
Speaker 1: go out with somebody I didn't want to go out with.
Speaker 1: So ah ha, okay, like you know, I can't.
Speaker 2: I I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think Dalton and Charity were the first people that
Speaker 3: I had ever met that made made to fantasy suites.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you have, and I we didn't ask.
Speaker 1: This, so did you guys?
Speaker 2: Is it is it like expected?
Speaker 3: Like is it expected to fuck in Fantasy Sea? Or
Speaker 3: is that just what we as the audience put on
Speaker 3: because we know, we know people do.
Speaker 1: I think people have gotten weirder about it. I think
Speaker 1: back in the day it was just sort of given
Speaker 1: and people didn't talk about it. But then but then, okay,
Speaker 1: we heard on one and we won't you probably didn't
Speaker 1: watch the season, and we won't say who, but we
Speaker 1: heard we knew somebody who knew the sound person, and
Speaker 1: that we apparently we knew one person gave a hand job.
Speaker 1: One one person there's sixty nine and he was so
Speaker 1: psyched about it, and the other one was missionary and
Speaker 1: he proposed to the missionary. Yep.
Speaker 2: Interesting, but he was.
Speaker 1: So excited that he got to sixty nine. Interesting and
Speaker 1: he was he was a very Christian, He was super
Speaker 1: into the sixty nine.
Speaker 3: And recently somebody recently on a recent season, like somebody
Speaker 3: slept with some the interef Fantasy Suites and then like
Speaker 3: had to tell like every they all are, Yeah he slept.
Speaker 3: He slept with someone but didn't pick her.
Speaker 1: After Zach made sex Week? Didn't Zach make sex week
Speaker 1: a thing? And then didn't he sleep with Gabby? Did
Speaker 1: he sleep with Gabby? Who's Evan?
Speaker 2: I don't even the boring motherfucker that Zach.
Speaker 1: Yes, Zach, yes, that's right, because he was like, uh, sex,
Speaker 1: and then I think he I think he might have
Speaker 1: slept with Gabby after making a big deal about not
Speaker 1: doing it, and then he did.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what happened. And then he didn't pick her.
Speaker 1: Okay, because they're all okay because they're all super religious
Speaker 1: now too, and so they get like they get like
Speaker 1: and I think now there's also Instagram. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: there was no social media. Social media, people could be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're a slat, oh you know.
Speaker 3: Like, I guess the reason I'm asking is just because
Speaker 3: like I understand why, based on like how we watched
Speaker 3: the show, why it had to be said. But it's
Speaker 3: also just like for these he's sixty plus yar, Like,
Speaker 3: is it really expected of them to like go in.
Speaker 2: There and like you can also you know, clap the cheeks.
Speaker 1: You will find out if somebody's snores, even just snuggle
Speaker 1: in bed, like see how you feel physically just being
Speaker 1: in bed with somebody.
Speaker 2: They're going to get engaged to them in a week. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: you want to know. I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want I want to know.
Speaker 2: I want to know. You know, we got bad guess.
Speaker 3: You're going to take me out the room?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you see the key to the fantasy suite by.
Speaker 1: The way, was it like at it was like.
Speaker 5: A fourteen hundreds like.
Speaker 1: A skeleton key.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I'm still new. I'm still new.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: We like they.
Speaker 3: Always do that, but this one, these these fantasy suites
Speaker 3: were just hotel room.
Speaker 1: Wasn't or he was saying there was a skeleton key.
Speaker 2: But the desult but they were just hold they weren't.
Speaker 2: Those keys didn't open.
Speaker 1: No, it's just h yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I feel like in the past they've they've.
Speaker 1: Said they like set it up where you're like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Where it's like this looks like an actual suite.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do Chalk and then we'll take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll come back to Pascal. Okay, so
Speaker 1: here we are. Here comes Chalk. I mean Chalk is
Speaker 1: the clear winner.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he comes up and he's whispering. I mean,
Speaker 1: they they feel like a couple. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I cam five thousand miles this last I would go.
Speaker 2: So hot that you cry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He He's like, I can't five thousand
Speaker 1: miles this year. I would go twenty thousand more. I mean,
Speaker 1: I appreciate, I will say, as a gal who's going
Speaker 1: on dates, I like when people are up like I
Speaker 1: like when a guy is like I like you, like
Speaker 1: I want to see you again. I like that. I
Speaker 1: like somebody who's like direct and like I like to
Speaker 1: know where I stand with somebody he's very locked in
Speaker 1: in a way that might make me panic and cut
Speaker 1: and run.
Speaker 2: I think. Also, we're younger than the child in Bachelor people.
Speaker 2: That has a lot to do.
Speaker 3: So we you know, we come from a different generation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that has a lot to do with it, because
Speaker 3: I'm just you know, so, But what I'm seeing out
Speaker 3: of them is what I would expect to see for John,
Speaker 3: for Joan, and like, yeah.
Speaker 1: She likes his confidence. He's the man. He's taking care
Speaker 1: of things. I don't know about finances, Chalk takes care
Speaker 1: of it. I mean that feels like if your husband
Speaker 1: got indicted, that's what happens. I don't know. I never
Speaker 1: looked at the books.
Speaker 3: I mean she even said in the beginning like she
Speaker 3: didn't even like, didn't she say like they didn't really
Speaker 3: check something with John's health or something something that she
Speaker 3: was just like I'm hands off.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So then she's so then she's
Speaker 1: like okay, so then they have a dune buggy. He's
Speaker 1: like I've got one of these in Kansas. She's like,
Speaker 1: go fast, faster, faster, jock faster.
Speaker 3: Who.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I finally felt taken care of. She
Speaker 1: likes him putting her at risk, but then protecting her
Speaker 1: from rolling. It was like it was almost like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why you liked your husband, like putting Like she
Speaker 1: likes that. They're like a bad boy, but they're gonna
Speaker 1: protect her. Is that what's happening?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I know, I yeah, I'm having a
Speaker 3: hard time.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get mad at her.
Speaker 3: I'm having a hard time reading her, and like none
Speaker 3: of these relationships seem.
Speaker 2: Like they're gonna last. Like unfortunately, I feel like Chalk.
Speaker 1: They could just sign up and be like we're doing
Speaker 1: this and never have a bigger discussion again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she opens up like a flower for Chalk. I
Speaker 6: will say that. I think she does in her body.
Speaker 6: Just look when she's when he's holding her, she's she.
Speaker 1: She kisses him different, She opens up like a flower.
Speaker 1: It okay?
Speaker 2: And she closes up like Audrey to.
Speaker 1: Are you even musical theater?
Speaker 3: Guy? A?
Speaker 1: Me too? Have this? No, tell me everything.
Speaker 2: I love it, favorite music, me too? Obviously you should
Speaker 2: have want to go see it in New York.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, by the way, I was Audrey,
Speaker 1: obviously you were at college.
Speaker 2: I was mister Mushnik in high school.
Speaker 1: You would be good as a Seymour.
Speaker 2: I would love to be a I want to direct it.
Speaker 1: I directed it too.
Speaker 2: Do you okay?
Speaker 1: You would be You would be a great scenior. You
Speaker 1: would You would be great as Audrey too. You could
Speaker 1: play any of them, you play.
Speaker 2: All the I wanted to play the dentist.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can play the dentist.
Speaker 3: This is fun because he also plays the three characters
Speaker 3: at the end. Yeah, that actor, if you do it
Speaker 3: the tradition.
Speaker 1: Okay, not to bring things down, but this is the
Speaker 1: only podcast about the battlelor and grief. But when my
Speaker 1: mom died, so we didn't go. We didn't why tom
Speaker 1: was so tiny. There's no spaces for public gatherings and
Speaker 1: she except for like in the summer, and so it's
Speaker 1: just the church. And we didn't go to any church.
Speaker 1: So when she died in March, so we had to
Speaker 1: kind of be like, hey, can we like users space
Speaker 1: like for her funeral, like because but we never were
Speaker 1: participants there. So they were like, they were very kind
Speaker 1: and we're like, okay, can we play her favorite song?
Speaker 1: And they're like sure, what is it? And I was
Speaker 1: like all the single ladies and they're like absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So then we played they wouldn't lets play all the
Speaker 1: single ladies? But we played Suddenly.
Speaker 2: Seymour, That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I love it. I did a sketch move to the
Speaker 2: Suddenly You and I have to do.
Speaker 1: Karaoke sometimes and sing all the little shove of hers.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're back and we're back.
Speaker 2: What do you like the movie or not?
Speaker 3: Like the not like not like, Yes, I hate the movie.
Speaker 1: I hate it. Hate this sound change. They changed it, they.
Speaker 2: Changed the moral of the whole goddamn store.
Speaker 1: Hated the changing the music. Hated it.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, see, I knew we were I knew we
Speaker 2: were up your head.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do it all right, Okay, okay, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So I agree with you. I feel like so she
Speaker 1: wanted to go fast and it made me feel wanted.
Speaker 1: It made me feel wanted, loved and cherished, is what
Speaker 1: she said about him going fast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then she says, that's weird. No one has
Speaker 6: said this to me in a long time.
Speaker 2: Twenty three minutes.
Speaker 1: She's crazy. She literally, yeah, poor guy.
Speaker 2: Imagine it's just like she's saying, like I want to
Speaker 2: feel loved.
Speaker 3: I feel loved, and it's just like, but with guy,
Speaker 3: his feelings may be a little bit ahead of mine.
Speaker 2: It's just like, just tell this man to go home.
Speaker 5: Guy's still on.
Speaker 6: The beach, sitting, sitting, looking at the crashing waves, going
Speaker 6: what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1: Literally? What just happened? Well, this was like when Mark
Speaker 1: was like I saw a hummingbird. She's like, I want
Speaker 1: to see John and an animal. It's like you were Hawk.
Speaker 1: You were on that date with Jonathan, riding the horses
Speaker 1: with Jonathan, and then you became a total drip because
Speaker 1: you saw a hawk and you're like, John's a hawk,
Speaker 1: John being a hawk, John was a hawk. I want
Speaker 1: to see m You see you were having this hot
Speaker 1: day with Jonathan until Hawk showed up, So like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about.
Speaker 5: Bringing John Hawk's the actor surprised.
Speaker 1: He's good, Yeah, I talk to me.
Speaker 3: I have a feeling this is the most I've felt
Speaker 3: this in the past few seasons. I think we could
Speaker 3: get no engagement at the end.
Speaker 2: Of this season. Really, there's a part of me that
Speaker 2: wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1: Jess Herzog texted me last night a picture of Pascal
Speaker 1: Young and then said I know who wins?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So and then I was like, I was like, I
Speaker 1: thought I was, like, so he found out. I don't
Speaker 1: think he was laking for but he found out? Or
Speaker 1: was he making a joke about Pescal being hot? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: because I was because we were discussing the episode and
Speaker 1: then he goes, I know who is I was like,
Speaker 1: he didn't, he didn't, Okay.
Speaker 3: But I think we all know who. Well, if she's
Speaker 3: going to pick someone, I think we all know.
Speaker 1: Who wins wed. No, no, obviously, Okay, so she's here.
Speaker 1: Were so, but I found it very odd that him
Speaker 1: driving really fast made her feel want is loved and cherished.
Speaker 1: Katie thought, yeah, that it's like she.
Speaker 4: Likes the thrill, but she also wants the safety. Like
Speaker 4: you were saying, it's confusing to me, I don't understand that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, yous are old, Like stop this,
Speaker 4: like you probably had to get a driver's license.
Speaker 1: You have to like redo the test soon. It was
Speaker 1: also like the first time she looked loose was when
Speaker 1: he was driving really fast. She really likes him flowers
Speaker 1: like it was a flower was opening up. I find
Speaker 1: that so gross. Her flower, her flower opening up her
Speaker 1: chalk is so gross to me. But you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: She looked. It was the first time she looked kind
Speaker 1: of like relaxed and put together. Meanwhile, she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: she was horny. He grabbed He grabbed her and like
Speaker 1: just started kissing her. He is an aggressive kiss her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, I've been up all night waiting for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I'm tired, but I'm taking what's rightfully
Speaker 1: mine as a man, and you won't get the callie
Speaker 1: flower with it. You have to have a half lettuce round.
Speaker 2: You gotta have a lettuce wrap.
Speaker 6: I thought he had those like new the classic like
Speaker 6: dad new balanced shoes on for a second to the
Speaker 6: white nikes, But uh, yeah he did.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that. Wich.
Speaker 1: I will say, though, I like that he does ask
Speaker 1: her questions. He does ask her questions. He really liked her,
Speaker 1: really like I he would treat her well in a
Speaker 1: controlling manner, but he would treat her well, saying he's
Speaker 1: like controlling. I think I think it's a generational thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like the gender role.
Speaker 2: It feels like a generation That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't feel like there's any like it's not
Speaker 4: like mean her anything.
Speaker 5: Didn't he sign up because he's like he knew it
Speaker 5: was going to be her.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, probably because his mom was dying, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But you're right, like I think
Speaker 1: he came on like I gotta go try, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think it's like specifically.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I mean, That's what I mean. I
Speaker 1: think he i think. He's like, I gotta throw my
Speaker 1: hat in the ring. Yeah, I mean that's nice. And
Speaker 1: then so then she goes, is chalk too good to
Speaker 1: be true? And he was horny. So then they go
Speaker 1: to dinner and he's like, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's on your mind? Aery He does ask questions. He
Speaker 1: asks questions, which a lot of guys don't, even like
Speaker 1: younger guys don't a lot of guys don't ask.
Speaker 4: He seems like he genuinely cares. And that's why I
Speaker 4: feel that saying anything, but there's just like something about
Speaker 4: him where I would be like that would get a
Speaker 4: little old.
Speaker 1: Agree to agree, And so then she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the other guys are good guys. He's like, he says,
Speaker 1: I'm crazy about you. I am crazy about you.
Speaker 2: He talks for a good five minutes. I feel like
Speaker 2: he goes, I.
Speaker 1: Might be overconfident, but I feel like we are the
Speaker 1: right couple. The other guys. I am all struck by you, Joan,
Speaker 1: you know, and struck. Yeah, and he got just like
Speaker 1: I think he gets all tier. He's like, at my hometown,
Speaker 1: you know, I did not want you to leave, you know,
Speaker 1: just knowing you were there. I'm falling for you. I'm
Speaker 1: fallen for you. And she's like, talk makes me feel seen,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you are the best thing that's ever
Speaker 1: happened to me. I'm like, what about that woman that
Speaker 1: you love that just died, that whose dad was just there?
Speaker 2: What are her?
Speaker 1: What are Kathy? What are Kathy? I mean? He's like, look,
Speaker 1: I don't feel She's like, well, I don't. There's no
Speaker 1: beds in the fantasy. I don't feel comfortable having physical relationships.
Speaker 3: Said.
Speaker 5: It was so different though.
Speaker 6: The way she said it to Guy was like like
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make this clear. We're not hooking up tonight,
Speaker 6: you know, Like it was very just like guy, like,
Speaker 6: you're not even touching me. He made a decision. It
Speaker 6: was almost like he's getting yelled at. I've made a decision.
Speaker 6: There's gonna be no touching.
Speaker 2: And then and then all of a sudden, beautiful Iris.
Speaker 5: This was her version of the speech.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I told the guys I'm not going to
Speaker 6: do any sleeping over, but why don't you come over?
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like it, but we're gonna fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do think it was like more matter of fact,
Speaker 3: like it was just like oh, I forgot I had
Speaker 3: to say this to you too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it didn't.
Speaker 4: Feel like that, but now children watching, we're not gonna
Speaker 4: fuck right children.
Speaker 1: That my theory was. She was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say this to everybody because I don't want to fuck. Guy.
Speaker 6: If you looked in the window, you could see a
Speaker 6: reflection the They were like pas moving the beds back
Speaker 6: into the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what, when it all goes
Speaker 1: to ship for me, I'll get a job as a
Speaker 1: PA on The Bachelor.
Speaker 2: And just get all the secrets fun.
Speaker 1: Just get a great set PA on the Bachelor. Yeah. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Chalk is writing in his journal. He's like, I feel
Speaker 1: like a twenty five year old guy. He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I had a great time with Joan. Just say what
Speaker 1: happens in the fantasy? He stays in the let her
Speaker 1: talk about. I'm like, so, what are you saying? Did
Speaker 1: you That's why I was confused?
Speaker 2: And did he go over the jeans?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: He got a little over the geans, she felt.
Speaker 1: She felt, she felt to see what was happening, She
Speaker 1: felt to feel the little the big chuck. She felt,
Speaker 1: I think he's a I think the cock. I think
Speaker 1: I think he's a tall guy, and I think he's confident,
Speaker 1: like he's packing heat as boner patrol Katie. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's got the goods. And she she did the
Speaker 1: over the g and like hoppened. Yeah, I'm they they
Speaker 1: dry hop, that's fine, is fun.
Speaker 2: I mean they.
Speaker 1: Fucking make out. I'm like, she wants them. She did
Speaker 1: want him, and maybe they maybe they just did it
Speaker 1: on the couch.
Speaker 4: And she was like, maybe the bad thing isn't real,
Speaker 4: maybe it was just for guy.
Speaker 1: May I say, I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The couches will pull out, and she pulled the couch
Speaker 3: doing it on a couch.
Speaker 1: Just do it on the count, do it against the wall.
Speaker 2: There's a counter.
Speaker 5: You hear how the producer whispered, what did.
Speaker 2: You guys do with that?
Speaker 1: I wish that was you. I wish I'm the PA
Speaker 1: and you're the creepy producer. So do you guys fuck
Speaker 1: or what?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Then so then she goes so then he she's like,
Speaker 1: I had a great time. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. I'm going to come back before Pascal. It's
Speaker 1: the fantasy sweet time.
Speaker 5: What is your fantasy television?
Speaker 1: So and we're back, We're at the final date. Pascal. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna here's the headline. It's the first person
Speaker 1: who has said out loud. I in my mind, basically,
Speaker 1: in my interpretation of this is I just came on
Speaker 1: for the fun, the publicity. I never thought I would
Speaker 1: get this far.
Speaker 2: He said it. I mean, he's like, I thought you
Speaker 2: I I know, I thought you would pick other people.
Speaker 1: And he was like, he's like, you had twenty five people.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm still here. He came on for
Speaker 1: his salon, I think, and he was basically it sounded
Speaker 1: like he had a girlfriend when his daughter signed him up. Like, no,
Speaker 1: they had broken up there on and off again allegedly,
Speaker 1: but on and off again makes it sound better than
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think they were still involved.
Speaker 1: Probably I think his daughter was like, let's just get
Speaker 1: you on the show, and like, I think his plan
Speaker 1: was to get her to the salon, and but I
Speaker 1: don't think he actually thought she would. I think he
Speaker 1: never I think he was like, I'm here for the followers.
Speaker 5: He did a great job.
Speaker 2: He did a great job coming Yeah, mission accomplished.
Speaker 1: Yay, guys all loved him all the guys in the
Speaker 1: house loved him, but he said it out loud. I
Speaker 1: think he literally was like I never thought I would
Speaker 1: make it this far.
Speaker 2: Everybody, I think, like everybody liked him. Everybody.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's a he is a very easy person
Speaker 3: to be around, and I thought he was going.
Speaker 1: To be way more toxic than he was. But he's
Speaker 1: like genuinely nice. Well, when he came in and he's
Speaker 1: paying the other guys to do his laundry and ship,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he's gonna be an asshole, and
Speaker 1: then he was actually a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, you know Chicago cats, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Chicago, those French Chicago.
Speaker 1: Chic Now, somebody met Pascal and said he was really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean, you know, he's been in Chicago since
Speaker 3: he was a teenager, so he's been there for a while.
Speaker 3: He has that midw he I mean, he still has
Speaker 3: the French in him, but he also has the Midwest.
Speaker 1: I can see. I could see me signing up to
Speaker 1: be on the Bachelor, Yeah, for the fun of it,
Speaker 1: like and then being like, oh my god, I'm down,
Speaker 1: like and feeling like like if the guy just liked
Speaker 1: me for whatever reason. He's like, I didn't know this
Speaker 1: flavor advice. It is not what I thought I wanted.
Speaker 1: But here's a little twinkle, like I'm in I think
Speaker 1: i'd be like, oh my god, am I about to
Speaker 1: get proposed to? Like I just kind of did this
Speaker 1: because I thought it'd be fun and I want to
Speaker 1: see that what the experience is like. And now here
Speaker 1: I am in Tahiti and like this person is. I
Speaker 1: can tell she wants horny for me, and I'm not
Speaker 1: that he wasn't into her.
Speaker 3: She was.
Speaker 1: I bet he glots her girls with like tattoos and
Speaker 1: ship like. He wasn't horny for John.
Speaker 2: He heard the grape vine and she ain't had no
Speaker 2: beds in her room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knew.
Speaker 2: And and physical yea.
Speaker 6: My theory that is that he fluted Tahiti. He met
Speaker 6: a local and he's banging a local.
Speaker 1: I saw him. Okay, so here we go. So so
Speaker 1: it's this was an interesting day. But he was he
Speaker 1: was checking out one of the dancers in the bikini.
Speaker 1: Oh definitely, he was. I fucking a dancer. Did you
Speaker 1: see that?
Speaker 5: He was making them all laugh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was a life of a party for sure. He
Speaker 2: was talking their language.
Speaker 1: Yay. Oh he was showing off his showing look, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I've done. I did six years of French
Speaker 1: and I the worst. I am the worst that. Like
Speaker 1: some people just have a knack for a second languages,
Speaker 1: I do not. But I could even go in and
Speaker 1: be like, like, we all heard what they're saying.
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 1: He was, so he was like pepe P. He was,
Speaker 1: he was Pep. So they come chalk is like okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to have fun, a low key date,
Speaker 1: and he was like pissed. It's like, wait, they're gonna
Speaker 1: make me talk about my feelings. So they put one
Speaker 1: of those ceremonies that they do each time, which they
Speaker 1: did with Devin. Devin got a ceremony. They're like here
Speaker 1: we are in Tahiti. It's a love ceremony. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I was in love. My walls are coming down. I
Speaker 1: was in love a year ago. But I had a
Speaker 1: fire inside of us. We had a fire in us.
Speaker 1: It was almost in gage. We broke up three times
Speaker 1: recently in November, which I believe is like it's probably
Speaker 1: like December at this point. Yeah, but he's the pain
Speaker 1: is still there. I want to move on, but it's tough.
Speaker 1: I'm still hurting. It's like that's how I like, that's
Speaker 1: him greasing the wheels of I'm going to bow out.
Speaker 6: Here when he was like, he got kind of emotional
Speaker 6: when he said, like, I come from a.
Speaker 5: Fucked up background.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's when I thought his accent was going to
Speaker 6: drop for the first time.
Speaker 1: My brother thinks he's a fraud. My brother thinks he's
Speaker 1: not real.
Speaker 2: Really, I think that accent is pretty thick.
Speaker 5: You say, well, so is Gilbert Godfrey's.
Speaker 1: You know, that's not how he talks. What does he talk? Like?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Now okay, but he just had a regular voice, so
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 5: Very almost deep voice.
Speaker 2: Wow, like like like unrecognized it.
Speaker 5: Like how Michael jacks.
Speaker 3: Jackson's voice is not what Jackson has a deep voice? What?
Speaker 5: How do you know disturbing?
Speaker 3: You can hear it, you've heard you can see interviews
Speaker 3: or wait a minute, So Michael Jackson accidentally slips into
Speaker 3: his deep voice and then brings it. He said, he
Speaker 3: did preserves like singing voice.
Speaker 1: That's why if my voice was actually not this voice,
Speaker 1: I was like, here he goes, guys, I adopted I
Speaker 1: found at I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, welcome to Will you accept this?
Speaker 3: Rolee?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if this was not my voice? By
Speaker 1: the way, I only book voice over jobs when I
Speaker 1: have laryn gitas and really that's not because then I
Speaker 1: go in, it's like, wait, that's not what we hired.
Speaker 1: I don't ever book with this.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought he meant they like they like.
Speaker 1: You know, they like the laryngitis. And then I go
Speaker 1: in and then I go in like this and they're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute. Michael Jackson is a
Speaker 1: deep voice. So do you My brother thinks there's a
Speaker 1: seventy percent chance Pascal is full of shit? What do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 6: I think it's totally totally possible. I just think he uh,
Speaker 6: he's a sweetheart. But he's also a showman. He's way Newton.
Speaker 6: He'll be in in the hotel room next time.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: He is a showman. He's a showman.
Speaker 3: He's definitely, he's definitely. He loves the spotlight and he
Speaker 3: knows how to be the center of a tent.
Speaker 1: And he could be a fraud, just like John her Axe.
Speaker 1: She likes this.
Speaker 4: She likes.
Speaker 1: What she likes, razzle dazzle.
Speaker 5: She goes, Pascal reminds me of John.
Speaker 1: Oh God, damn it, fucking John. I need a divorce.
Speaker 1: I need a horny, pissed divorce, not even pissed anymore,
Speaker 1: just like ready to get out.
Speaker 2: Of it didn't work out.
Speaker 3: Not somebody who sees their husband every time a hawk flies.
Speaker 1: By, and then goes, I wish I saw an animal.
Speaker 1: You see him everywhere. It's like, there's John in the
Speaker 1: glass bottle, there's John in the candle, there's John in
Speaker 1: the cashows.
Speaker 2: I just saw McDonald's paper bag.
Speaker 1: Is John. So then she's like, I'm hurting. It's hard
Speaker 1: to open up a fucked up background when you're alone,
Speaker 1: the person that you have to take care of you.
Speaker 1: They don't know what it's coming from, but I want
Speaker 1: to move on. Mos was like okay. So then Jesse
Speaker 1: goes to visit him, and he goes. Jesse's pulled out
Speaker 1: his friend. He goes Buchamp Jesse, Jesse can speak French.
Speaker 1: I think he's Canadian. Oh yeah, he can speak fluent.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, Beauchamp. I loved hearing them all speak French.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, Jesse's grown on me. I
Speaker 1: really shout on him. Season he's phoning it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a baby, so that could be w right, Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then they played sexy music for Pascal.
Speaker 1: There's this ceremony to open up and let love.
Speaker 6: Him, hosted by Tahitian Jesse Palmer. Yes, kind of like
Speaker 6: alternate universe.
Speaker 1: Yes to Heshi and Jesse Palmer. So then he checked
Speaker 1: out a woman dancing. I watched him look her up
Speaker 1: and down.
Speaker 2: He I.
Speaker 1: He gave her the once over and she was in
Speaker 1: her like bikini dancing.
Speaker 3: I do feel like though, that that is who he is.
Speaker 3: Like even if he was into her, he is still
Speaker 3: going to be like, but I still love me a
Speaker 3: beautiful woman. Yeah, that's I'm not saying this right or wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, that is who he He is going
Speaker 3: to check out women.
Speaker 2: He is going.
Speaker 3: He is a flirt He is a flirtatious person. He
Speaker 3: is a type that like will have a woman on
Speaker 3: his arm, but flirt with you, not with the intention
Speaker 3: of wanting to you, but just because there is Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then they eat all the fruits, the local fruits.
Speaker 1: She did not like the breadfruit, she was like, the
Speaker 1: breadfruit was weird, but I like the papaya, like she
Speaker 1: did not whatever was up with the breadfruit? She was
Speaker 1: like no, And then he's like, I've comfortable. I'm speaking
Speaker 1: Frenche and I wrote down he's extra French, say CYC.
Speaker 1: That's so. Then they do a bonding ceremony. He wants
Speaker 1: to release walls, so they have like water. They're doing
Speaker 1: like a gooping, and she's like, I want to release
Speaker 1: the fear of letting someone in. Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: like go release John's memory. She's like, okay, I'm all,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucked up anymore. I'm free. And he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, what the fuck was that? This is my day?
Speaker 1: He was pissed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, he said it.
Speaker 6: He said it like that one way it goes okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: right after she released all of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he was into it because of the.
Speaker 1: He liked to be tied up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then he goes, I'm confused. I thought the state would
Speaker 1: be more casual. I don't. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about feelings and emotions. I must my walls are still.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
Speaker 2: He's straight up saying it like that shit scared me.
Speaker 1: He didn't like that. Honestly, good for him. They sent
Speaker 1: him in on the like Steve's z Zoo submarine and
Speaker 1: they put him on the red Steve's Zzoo submarine with
Speaker 1: likes cool. That boat was cool. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I like, really it was really cool. It was that
Speaker 1: seven day submarine was cool. So here he comes to
Speaker 1: those little tight black sweater and he's thinking, and he's worried.
Speaker 1: I want to be in love. I want to be loved.
Speaker 1: But that ceremony freaked me out. I am freaked out.
Speaker 1: I got freaked out. You know, I got hooked big time.
Speaker 1: My daughter signed me up. You know, I thought I
Speaker 1: would have last. You had twenty four guys.
Speaker 3: Why me?
Speaker 1: She's like, you remind me of John. There's a hot
Speaker 1: why He's like, He's like, I can. I can't get
Speaker 1: to where you want me to be. She's like, are
Speaker 1: you not? She didn't want to let him go. She's like,
Speaker 1: are you not ready? Or are you never ready? Easy?
Speaker 2: I know what love is?
Speaker 1: Eight that he did he was I know what love is.
Speaker 1: I just need that spark and I don't have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hard to hear. I care about you, but I'm
Speaker 1: not in love with you.
Speaker 6: Meanwhile, Bikini Lady from the Hula Dances texting him exactly what.
Speaker 2: You want to do exactly Mademoiselle.
Speaker 1: He was not horny for her.
Speaker 2: No, I don't even.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I don't think it wasn't that he wasn't horny for
Speaker 3: her like he would have he would have had sex
Speaker 3: with her.
Speaker 1: I think he doesn't want to marry her.
Speaker 3: I think, like I think for him, it was like,
Speaker 3: I've been on this show for eight weeks and i
Speaker 3: haven't had sex with you yet.
Speaker 2: I've been for eight.
Speaker 3: Weeks, and like, I still have to get to know you,
Speaker 3: just to get the one thing.
Speaker 2: And He's just like, this is too much work. Yes,
Speaker 2: And for him, I feel like.
Speaker 3: He is the type of guy that he doesn't need
Speaker 3: to put in much work.
Speaker 2: Yes, to get what he wants.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's had to put in eight weeks of work.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point over.
Speaker 6: Especially to the VIP experience at the salon, where women
Speaker 6: are probably paying yes to end up sleeping with him.
Speaker 3: Lad he goes down the salon, doesn't go down to
Speaker 3: the salon and get get I think he was over I.
Speaker 2: Just think he was over there. Wow, I think he
Speaker 2: was over and like.
Speaker 3: And then you know, and and so after he did that,
Speaker 3: after he did the whole feeling ship, he was just
Speaker 3: like what am I doing?
Speaker 2: Like what am I doing?
Speaker 3: This is bye? I can go, I can I can
Speaker 3: do this at home? Yes, like guy the.
Speaker 6: Guy uh yeah, man, man, man, would you could you
Speaker 6: ever see yourself get with Joan?
Speaker 3: Just with Joan and particular you're yeah, like no, okay,
Speaker 3: like take age out of the picture, take age out
Speaker 3: of the picture with the person like Joan. Probably not,
Speaker 3: probably not because like I've used to, you still love
Speaker 3: your husband.
Speaker 1: She's not available husband and he's a hawk.
Speaker 3: And also like, listen, man, this may be shitty. But
Speaker 3: also yeah, if it is the point where it's like
Speaker 3: I'm not I don't you know, we got to wait
Speaker 3: to do this, and I'm like I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to fuck too. Yes, and that's okay. Like
Speaker 3: if we're not compatible, we're not compatible, you know, like
Speaker 3: we can get to know each other and all these things.
Speaker 3: But like if you're the type of person that's taking
Speaker 3: beds out.
Speaker 1: Of the room and taking beds out for it.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for that.
Speaker 1: Taking beds out of the room is really uptight. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what do you would you get out of a jone?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: But I've known that for weeks.
Speaker 6: Why because I for the simple reason she's unfuckable.
Speaker 5: Wow, it wouldn't be.
Speaker 6: It would be there would be so much going on,
Speaker 6: Like I just don't see her like letting go in in.
Speaker 1: But you think she'd opened up for a flower for Chalk?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know why I think.
Speaker 1: So, maybe just not. Maybe she's maybe she's a one guy.
Speaker 6: Gel but Chalk like that, Yeah, that says it all.
Speaker 6: You're gonna open up for a guy named Chalk.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think you don't seem to enjoy John either,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: I think she's a nice person. I think she's stuck.
Speaker 1: I like Joan. I don't think she's a good lead.
Speaker 1: I think she's a kind person. I think that she
Speaker 1: actually was very empathetic and sweet with all the men.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably a good mom. I think if
Speaker 1: if she met Chalk in the wild, they'd be a
Speaker 1: perfectly good couple. I and I have compassion for her.
Speaker 1: I've lost people in my life. I understand, but I
Speaker 1: lost my mom and her whole thing was like, don't
Speaker 1: be a fucking rip, So either be the lead and
Speaker 1: stop talking about your hawk dead husband, or or just
Speaker 1: go grieve and don't subject us if you're not, like,
Speaker 1: don't be a drip.
Speaker 5: She's in a dress.
Speaker 1: And I was raised to be a fucking good time, Like,
Speaker 1: get on with it. If you're alive, you're alive. Like
Speaker 1: even the year my mom di was one of my
Speaker 1: fun most fun years of my life. I grieved, but
Speaker 1: like I'm still fucking fun. And like, at a certain point,
Speaker 1: you can't be in the roller rink, like you can't
Speaker 1: cling to the side of the roller ring. You gotta
Speaker 1: just start skating. You can't just be afraid to participate.
Speaker 1: And it's and it's not how I'm wired. I was not.
Speaker 1: I was not raised like that. I find it tight.
Speaker 1: I feel for her, but I think she should not
Speaker 1: be the lead.
Speaker 2: She should I mean, that's that. That is the thing.
Speaker 2: It is like if you still are grieving.
Speaker 1: That is yes, And everybody's different.
Speaker 2: Which is why I was like, this is your second
Speaker 2: time on that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I like, come on, I don't And again, I it's
Speaker 1: not my constitution, my constitution. I'm fun and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you gotta just get look and sometimes you feel tender
Speaker 1: and sometimes I you know, but like you gotta juste
Speaker 1: you gotta like like we're all. Let's assume we're once,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, what are you gonna
Speaker 1: just hide them to the covers ours of your life?
Speaker 1: Like good time? Fuck it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I was. Gabby was still It's
Speaker 2: still my favorite.
Speaker 1: I love Gabby.
Speaker 2: He's still my favorite. I love in recent memory.
Speaker 1: I love Gabby. Yeah, Katie, what do you think? No?
Speaker 4: I agree, like she's not ready for this show.
Speaker 1: She's been a drip. She's been a drip bringing up
Speaker 1: stop talking about Johnny. She brings them up so much
Speaker 1: more now okay because now this text is getting closer
Speaker 1: or just the ending, and I think she feels like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck am I Actually I bet production really regrets
Speaker 1: picking her pick a Nancy Nancy. Nancy cried in her
Speaker 1: wedding dress, though she cried about her husband too. Give
Speaker 1: me at Susan Jenner. Yeah, yeah, she would have fun.
Speaker 1: She was fun. She was fun. Give me Ellen, give
Speaker 1: me Ellen.
Speaker 2: I want them to pick a fun like even.
Speaker 1: Give me Sandra she was horny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a little older. Yeah, Sandra was seventy five.
Speaker 1: I thought that was great. Okay, man, So she goes
Speaker 1: and she so, then he leaves and she goes. Immediately
Speaker 1: she goes to I am damaged goods. Yeah. I he says,
Speaker 1: I am not there and he wants to go and
Speaker 1: she goes. He goes, are you okay? She goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not okay, and it goes get away from her
Speaker 1: at the camera. He loved being the protector on camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, so drama mom's it. He loved being
Speaker 1: mister like James Bond on camera. Yeah, he's like she's
Speaker 1: like and she's like it hurts, and she's like she goes.
Speaker 1: He said, I know what true love is, and I
Speaker 1: don't feel it for you. I want loved this reciprocateds like,
Speaker 1: leave two guys that are gonna fucking punch somebody in
Speaker 1: the face, can't you?
Speaker 3: You literally have a dude who is like, I think
Speaker 3: he loves me more than I love him.
Speaker 1: You're like, She's like, my walls are up again. I
Speaker 1: feel like a failure. I might leave here with nobody.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of that. I think I might be unlovable.
Speaker 1: You're being a drip. She's a drip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's so the opposite of how I was raised, like
Speaker 1: just not up in life.
Speaker 5: I was so proud of Pascal, were you yeah, because.
Speaker 6: He he like he saw he saw what it was, uh,
Speaker 6: and he's banging a local. But but he was just like,
Speaker 6: I'm I'm not gonna like play the game of pretending
Speaker 6: that like I need your.
Speaker 1: Because it would have been unkind to about it.
Speaker 5: So I thought it was so cool that he was
Speaker 5: just like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, she's not unfusable. I do think I think
Speaker 1: if she if you're like Chalk driving fast, I think
Speaker 1: she would. I think she's just not right to be.
Speaker 2: I just think she'd be like you not the lead.
Speaker 6: Once the bed was back in the room, she would
Speaker 6: you would be going on there and like in the
Speaker 6: passions of of like sex, and you'd be like throwing
Speaker 6: the pills off. She'd be like no, no, no, no, like
Speaker 6: the pillows got to go here and there and there's just.
Speaker 2: Too much in control.
Speaker 1: I feel like with Chalk, she would let him throw
Speaker 1: around the room, don't you.
Speaker 2: I would pass past would have I feel like if it's.
Speaker 1: Her husband, and he's paying the bills and he's taking
Speaker 1: care of business. I think she's gonna do her wifely duty.
Speaker 1: I think she would have old school, Yeah, she would
Speaker 1: have Pascal. She should have sucked Pascal.
Speaker 2: She was trying.
Speaker 1: He didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Want to really try.
Speaker 5: She had tried.
Speaker 1: You're right, she didn't try.
Speaker 2: He would have, He would have.
Speaker 1: Right if she didn't try, she should have tried.
Speaker 6: She whispered in his ear during the ceremony, like this
Speaker 6: fucking ceremony sucks.
Speaker 5: I just can't wait to fuck you later, you know,
Speaker 5: Like he would have stuck around for the evening.
Speaker 2: That would that would get me out?
Speaker 1: Was like hell, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, he would
Speaker 1: have stayed.
Speaker 6: Like there's got to be little moments that they can
Speaker 6: kind of whisper to each other little And that's.
Speaker 2: What I feel like Gabby was.
Speaker 1: And you didn't know Cat lomb Bristo, but she was
Speaker 1: like that too. Yeah, she was horning.
Speaker 3: Just that fun like it's not even like and when
Speaker 3: I said that earlier, like I can't be with somebody
Speaker 3: that it's not even the act of like needing to
Speaker 3: like having sex. It's just like the can I have
Speaker 3: fun with you? Yeah, and like, are we on the
Speaker 3: same page? Can we have fun even if it takes
Speaker 3: us two months to fuck? Like if we when we
Speaker 3: are like can if I grab you as in the mall,
Speaker 3: will you be like.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, oh ye like or would you be like
Speaker 2: stop it? No, I can't do that. Nah?
Speaker 1: No, agree, I agree with you. I am a big believer. Look,
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to be married forever. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean as a single, like, as a
Speaker 1: person who's not been like I have zeroed never again. Well, like,
Speaker 1: you got to what you get at it with the
Speaker 1: person that you is? You got what's the point otherwise
Speaker 1: they're just your friend. You've got to, like, you have
Speaker 1: to want to get at it with whoever you're dating
Speaker 1: big time.
Speaker 2: I just think she's still big time. I love she.
Speaker 1: I mean he died in twenty nineteen. It wasn't that long.
Speaker 1: That long, all right, all right, we'll cut our break,
Speaker 1: and it was like a bad death. I'm saying, like
Speaker 1: she's not ready, Like why is she here?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Like twice okay, lat we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back with our reviews and we're going
Speaker 1: to come back with our tweet of the week. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you, but things are getting so hot
Speaker 1: in here. I think I got to take I'll pay
Speaker 1: your break.
Speaker 2: Do we think is over or not over? But we
Speaker 2: we we? Uh we? Is pretty much Chalk right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like they've honestly, I think they've done creative
Speaker 6: editing for the for all these episodes to just make
Speaker 6: it seem like anyone else was in the running. But
Speaker 6: Chalk's been like he marked his territory five weeks ago
Speaker 6: and and she kind of was like on board with
Speaker 6: that from the jump.
Speaker 2: Since Disneyland.
Speaker 1: You know what it's gotta be. So we're as we're
Speaker 1: coming back, we all think it's gotta be unless they
Speaker 1: really tricked us and they're incredible editors and somehow it's guy.
Speaker 1: But I don't see that, do you.
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't fucking like him.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't like him. She doesn't like she doesn't
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 5: He's gonna be.
Speaker 2: It is about as clear as you can get that
Speaker 2: she is not.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be, Chuck. I think they'll be happy. I
Speaker 1: think they'll get married, although the problem is they're very entrenched.
Speaker 1: He would have to move to her.
Speaker 3: House that's the thing too, Like they got a stop
Speaker 3: acts in these seventy year olds to move across the country.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: It's you know, or or or ABC has to provide
Speaker 3: them all the money, yeah, to like move and transport.
Speaker 1: Agree.
Speaker 5: Yeah, imagine sitting next to guy on the flight home
Speaker 5: from Tahiti.
Speaker 1: Dude, I cannot.
Speaker 2: Just staying there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well here's we all agree. We think
Speaker 1: it's going to be chalk. And do we think they're
Speaker 1: going to get married?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I agree because at the distance, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think they're gonna get married, because yeah, I am
Speaker 3: starting to see a fatal flaw in the Golden Bachelorette
Speaker 3: or to Go.
Speaker 2: And it is one. These are much older people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and because of that, they are more stuck in
Speaker 3: their ways.
Speaker 2: Yes, so when you take and.
Speaker 3: Like for these twenty year olds early thirty year olds,
Speaker 3: the unrealism of how you date on the Bachelor.
Speaker 2: Yeah is unrealistic for us, but you still do.
Speaker 3: But for somebody in their sixties and seventies, Yeah, to
Speaker 3: go from like your life to this grandiose way of
Speaker 3: dating back to regular fucking life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no fucking way. Like they're like what do we
Speaker 2: do now? I don't know you at all.
Speaker 1: Right, and they have their doctors and their little.
Speaker 2: And then you get close to death.
Speaker 3: Like it's just and I'm not trying to be callous
Speaker 3: when I say that, but it's just like you are,
Speaker 3: like I'm trying to live this second life and now
Speaker 3: you get hit with the realities of like my back hurts,
Speaker 3: I got I gotta go to the doctor.
Speaker 2: I got grandchildren. Like I'm starting to see the flow
Speaker 2: in the Golden franchise.
Speaker 1: Although if Mark becomes the Bachelor, he's only fifty six
Speaker 1: or fifty seven, he'll be fifty eight by eight.
Speaker 2: That's younger.
Speaker 1: That's younger.
Speaker 2: He choked.
Speaker 6: He choked so hard he choked, so he did he
Speaker 6: blew it was I that was a yeah if that
Speaker 6: was his audition.
Speaker 1: But he's going to get it because he's sensitive and
Speaker 1: he's handsome, but he's too young. He's fifty eight, all right.
Speaker 2: It would be fun if Pescale got it.
Speaker 1: Pascal would be a babe.
Speaker 3: That would be fun as oh my god, you give
Speaker 3: him twenty women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he be like, I'm not used to women
Speaker 1: so old. He would never be I'm like, wow, I
Speaker 1: didn't think I could be attracted. I haven't been with
Speaker 1: somebody this old like you know that. Okay, Well we
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Speaker 1: here we go. Here are our final Here are four tweets.
Speaker 1: We're gonna narrow it down to two. This is from
Speaker 1: Kim Love's Chips Joan, I'm not going to be intimate
Speaker 1: with anyone during fantasy suites. Guy that's great tries to
Speaker 1: discreetly dry heave up the cilis he had swallowed moments before.
Speaker 1: This is from Lusasset Sir Weirdel producers. What did you
Speaker 1: guys do in the fantasy suite?
Speaker 2: Chuck?
Speaker 1: Oh, we're all up night, We're up all night. Chalk
Speaker 1: in boots all right? This is from missus Wright, a
Speaker 1: girl without a chat chalk after the no sex fantasy Suite.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary, it didn't happen last night. The viagara kicked
Speaker 1: in right after dinner, and I had hied my boner
Speaker 1: all night. It hasn't worn off. I'm getting concerned. And
Speaker 1: there's a photo of him writing in the journal. And
Speaker 1: then our final one Rachel Rachel Dylan at twenty. You
Speaker 1: could see guy real there are all viagraa drugs on
Speaker 1: here for him. You could see Guy realize his viagara
Speaker 1: was wasted when Joan said, there's no bones on tonight.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna narrow it down to the diary
Speaker 1: and the cialis. Yeah, okay, so we have missus Rida
Speaker 1: girl without a chat chalk after the nose tecks, Fantasy Suite,
Speaker 1: Dear Diary. It didn't happen last night. The viagar kicked
Speaker 1: in right after dinner. I had to hide my boner
Speaker 1: all night. It still hasn't worn off. I'm getting concerned
Speaker 1: or uh. Kim loves chips, Joan, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: intimate with anyone during Fantasy sweets guy, that's great. Tries
Speaker 1: to discreetly dry heave up the sialasi a sallad Bomas
Speaker 1: before Dear Diary or dry heat. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Kim loves you want everything, congratulations you are the winner.
Speaker 1: Not gonna be in a joy this said, tries to
Speaker 1: discreetly drive up this yellows I'm almost before Jack kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, how is your show on Sunday?
Speaker 1: Sorry I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we'll get you back on for sure. Show
Speaker 2: was fun.
Speaker 3: We got another one coming up November seventeenth. Lauren Lapkus
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Speaker 1: That's fun to a team captain.
Speaker 2: She has a team captain. We had Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3: He had to drop out or reschedule, so he's going
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Speaker 5: Does this come out tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: week is the finale?
Speaker 2: Is it? Week? Is coming out?
Speaker 1: You said it was the third, that's next week? I
Speaker 1: thought it was the thirteenth. Oh think you said the third.
Speaker 5: You see Charles black hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't like. Wait what Charles his hair for
Speaker 1: the men and there's no gray?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No, there's no gray. He didn't do a blend at all.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, good for Charles to try
Speaker 1: to get it. Charlie. Gray hair is hot. I like
Speaker 1: gray hair. I love I love gray hair too, but
Speaker 1: I like that what what I see is char but
Speaker 1: more than the hair color, a man that wants to
Speaker 1: get it, I.
Speaker 5: See it, wants that his wife's murder assault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, all right, okay, bye.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all tonight. It feels so good.
Speaker 1: He just got one little question their.
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