00:00:08 Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guest, your presences presence and I already had too much stuff. 00:00:35 Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me? 00:00:48 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I I'm Richard Wineger. I hope you're having a nice morning, afternoon, evening, whatever. I mean, there's just no way around that I nearly hit a cyclist about an hour ago, So I'm just, you know, on the razor's edge of anxiety. Still, he you know, did the you know, kind of shamed me, which he absolutely had the right to do, but I had I had just paid six dollars for coffee somehow, and this is all just worked up into a whole thing. So we're just going to unwind here. We're going to have a good time because we have a fantastic guest. She is so wonderful and so funny. Prepare yourself for Kulob Valisa coolop. I mean, I'm just. 00:01:35 Speaker 2: Sorry that happened, and I have to I want to talk about it. 00:01:40 Speaker 4: I guess I know. 00:01:41 Speaker 2: The headline is that you almost hit a cyclist. But then also I was really struck by I paid for I pay for a six dollars coffee somehow that really, I just have so many questions. I don't know I do too. 00:01:57 Speaker 3: This is one of those situations. I went to be looking forward to this coffee shop opening. I thought, you know, I'm not going to go through the Starbucks stripe through. I'm going to support this little place trying a new coffee. And then you you know, I got a cold brew by local and then suddenly the cash rerogister says six eighty nine, and it's like, where is this pricing structure coming from? 00:02:20 Speaker 4: That was a seven dollars coffee. 00:02:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was seven dollars. It's not big, and honestly, it kind of tastes like airplane coffee. So the reason I won't name the place because God bless they're probably you know, getting the gears going or whatever. But then they send me off into the world to hit a cyclist because I'm still thinking about the coffee. I don't know what to do. I mean, I do think you live in Los Angeles same as me. Have you had any run ins with cyclists like this? 00:02:49 Speaker 2: I am so afraid I keep such a wide is the word birth. I am just I'm slow, and then I'm I'm going to go in the other side of traffic so that I can avoid It's a real curve the cyclist. 00:03:06 Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's usually me because I have no spatial skills, so I don't know where my car exists on the road, so I'm constantly way overshooting where the car needs to be. But today I was pulling out of a parallel parking spot and that's when the cyclist came up the side of me. Oh no, I mean, I would like to just place the blame on him and just absolve myself, but that's probably tough. 00:03:31 Speaker 2: That one's tough to do though, the scenario that you have illustrated, that's tough to put it on the cyclist. 00:03:37 Speaker 3: I should have looked in my mirror, but it was this coffee pricing that was just just my mind was it's absolutely spinning. I don't know, but you know, here I am, and what a mood to be and to start a podcast, but. 00:03:51 Speaker 2: Anything to do this is this is like this is where we I mean, it's so it's so base to say this is twenty twenty. We know it's towards the end, but it is still quite heavy, Oh, very heavy, it's and we're into the you know, the the slog of it, I feel, which are the last dregs the holidays. 00:04:15 Speaker 3: Yes, here we are in the holidays that we just essentially cannot enjoy. 00:04:21 Speaker 2: No, And I am doing everything I can to try to and it is just I don't know if I'm succeeding, but certainly my holiday decorations have been up for some time. 00:04:33 Speaker 3: Well that's how I mean. We'll also get around to this a little later, but currently on your zoom in the background, is you've got a full holiday something going on here. 00:04:46 Speaker 2: That is a lit up garland, just draped in a sort of fashionable I don't know. Swoop on on my man, and then I just beg you to just get your eyes on my ceramic moose that has been Oh my god, is that been christmassed up with that gold ribbon and you know, just red bells, red hanging bells. And really that's just where my mind's at. That that's what I'm doing and up to by myself. While my husband sort of just accepts my lifestyle. 00:05:30 Speaker 3: Does he get into the holidays at all? 00:05:32 Speaker 2: I mean, I guess maybe, but my personality takes up so much of the room in that regard that there isn't a lot of space for him. 00:05:42 Speaker 3: I actually feel like he's lucky. I think a part you're lucky if you have a partner that just does it all for you, just throws up the holiday decorations and all of us and then you can just get to enjoy them. 00:05:53 Speaker 2: You know what, You're right? He is lucky and that and I love for you to. Could you be a pull quote for my review reviewing me as a wife? 00:06:04 Speaker 3: Lucky, blessed, what are some other synonyms we can get in here? Fortunate, just living an incredible life. He's been dealt an incredible hand with Kulas. 00:06:15 Speaker 2: Truly, thank you. 00:06:17 Speaker 3: And I mean I was listening to your new podcast at Takart and you talk about I think you recorded your first episode probably in September, and you were ordering Christmas pajamas. 00:06:28 Speaker 2: Right, Well, we recorded I think in October, N might have been in October, and I had purchased those pajamas in September. 00:06:38 Speaker 3: Oh that's right. 00:06:40 Speaker 2: I mean, we don't need I didn't need a long lens and know where we'd be today. I knew that I you know that, And the holidays are my favorite time of the year. I you know, sure is Thanksgiving stressful normally with the family, but it's the it's the stops Christmas. It's the we're on our way destination, you know, footy pajamas and Christmas treats and horrible holiday programming like that is yes, that's my jam, that's you know. And I'm not religious in a stitch a stitch, It's just it's truly just that commercial feeling right of cheer that I enjoy. 00:07:26 Speaker 3: Has this been your attitude your entire life or is this something you picked up as I mean, like as you got older. 00:07:32 Speaker 2: I think growing up with immigrant parents who we didn't have a Christmas tree, we had my dad had an amazing and I appreciate it now. Tie or it's not tie. It's like a lime leaf plants, just a plant that he grew in a pot and then he would throw some Christmas lights. I will make it work. I didn't love it. I didn't love it. 00:07:59 Speaker 3: Look, I'm going to defend that. Actually. I love, of course a Christmas tree. It's a tradition, it's wonderful. But putting Christmas lights on another type of tree. That's a whole other level for me. I think it's more charming. I think it's you know, it's just it's a combination of worlds and Christmas meats ordinary life. When Christmas lights are on Christmas tree, of course, okay, it's expected, yeah, right, but you put them on a lime tree, a palling tree. 00:08:25 Speaker 2: You don't, Yeah, you don't. Well, you know, growing up in Minnesota, I really wanted to assimilate. And you know, was there an element of white worship? Yeah, I'm here to Was there like active erasure of my identity? Yes, yes, by. 00:08:41 Speaker 3: Me, which continues to your Christmas decorations now. 00:08:48 Speaker 2: But now but now it's my own thing. Like sure, did I go last year to the same crazy Christmas shop and vent y's of the Kardashians went. What my good friend Casey casp What is the name of that place? But it's in the valley, and yeah, they go there every year and they just buy a whole like trees done with huge ornaments. So I went there last year and I wish I got more things? 00:09:14 Speaker 3: What did you get? 00:09:15 Speaker 2: Enough? I got very large gold ornaments. I'm very much into sort of a woodland vibe. Sure, woodland Christmas vibe. So I like gold and natural little animals, iBOT to too, glittery. 00:09:32 Speaker 3: Deer, beautiful beautifure. 00:09:35 Speaker 2: You know that's what you do one standing when sitting. Okay, you know, so I have that vibe. But then I'm also going to put my little deep cow, my little tiny sticky rice holder bamboos there too. 00:09:49 Speaker 3: Dose kind of look like ornaments. They almost look like something in a like a manger scene or whatever. 00:09:55 Speaker 2: Yes, they do, they very much do. 00:09:58 Speaker 3: Interesting, that's. 00:10:00 Speaker 2: You know I'm putting. I'm bringing it together. But certainly it is as suits and Pac said uh to me in our second episode, which was about Thanksgiving, was she wonders what freeway exit I went off of because of our backgrounds of being kids of immigrants. 00:10:20 Speaker 3: Did she celebrate holidays at all? 00:10:24 Speaker 2: Thanksgiving for her is her father in law handling it, and by handling it, getting going to the Gelson's Deli, Right, it's not a thing for them. Whereas I've like, I'm spatchcocking a turkey. 00:10:40 Speaker 3: Wait what, I've heard the words spatchcocking a thousand times? I have no. I couldn't even begin to like. That word tells you nothing about what you're doing. What does that even mean? 00:10:52 Speaker 2: It's fun to say, but truly it just means butterfly, like a butterfly turkey. You can dispatchcock any bird, right, and does that just my guess person that went dark? I'm sorry. 00:11:06 Speaker 3: It's an animal style thing. Yes, Does that just allow the bird to cook more evenly? Or what's the deal? 00:11:14 Speaker 2: I mean, ding ding ding, thank you? I mean, nailed it, nailed it. You're like, I don't know what it even means? And then right away you saw the whole picture. 00:11:26 Speaker 3: Spatchcocking. Spatchcocking. 00:11:28 Speaker 2: I mean to say, spatchcock is it's fun, It's fun. 00:11:30 Speaker 3: It's a good word. Whoever thought of that was really on their game that day. 00:11:34 Speaker 2: I feel like it was. It's German. 00:11:37 Speaker 3: It sounds German. But then you have the word cock in there, which is a bird related and the word spatch kind of sounds chopping adjacent. I don't know, some spatchcocking, I don't know. Do you usually, like outside of a pandemic, begins celebrating the holidays as early as you do? Or is this unique to this year? 00:11:59 Speaker 4: This is you know? 00:12:00 Speaker 2: I usually am maybe like December first, which some day is early. Some say the day after thanks gaming is early. That's usually kind of when I start this year. Normal, that's normal, Okay, great, I think, but this year, this year, this year, really I uh, you know, and I sort of shamefully were putting stuff up. And then I started noticing people were writing about putting decorations up. And I'm like, okay, so I'm not alone here. You know, if Gene Fonda's like, we got to do this now, then you know it's mainstream. 00:12:38 Speaker 3: Baby, I will say, I I don't know if this has just become a tick of mine or what, but since probably roughly April, I will just spontaneously begin singing I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, and just once a week. So I think that I think just the fact that time has fallen apart. My mind has just been in the holiday atmosphere or for how many months? Now? Seven months? 00:13:03 Speaker 4: Okay. 00:13:03 Speaker 2: So what I'm feeling I have to speak this out into space, is that I know you said no gifts, but if I were going to give you in a gift, then I would have gotten you a karaoke mic in gold that I really love. 00:13:18 Speaker 3: Do you have your own karaoke mic? 00:13:19 Speaker 2: One second? Can I reach it can I reach it? Of course? I have two systems. One is the sing Tricks system, which you've probably seen on Shark Tank. 00:13:31 Speaker 3: Oh I haven't. Oh well, it's a lot of Shark Tank. 00:13:35 Speaker 2: It is essentially, it's basically a speaker and a microphone with a voice modulators and then you get. 00:13:43 Speaker 4: Music off of like YouTube or karaoke apps. 00:13:48 Speaker 2: Now, the other one I got in this pandemic season is a handheld cordless one. 00:13:55 Speaker 4: Have you seen those where the speaker is I. 00:13:57 Speaker 2: Gotta get one second, I gotta get it. I just have to show you. Okay, Now, of course you can get this in black, but why would you bother? 00:14:07 Speaker 4: Why would you get it in gold? And then also so then you turn it on and I don't want to. 00:14:15 Speaker 2: I'm worried about the audio. I think it'll be okay, but it lights up so when you're stunnying, when you're singing all. 00:14:26 Speaker 3: How much does that cost? Thirty dollars? Wow? 00:14:31 Speaker 4: Thirty between thirty and forty? I forget send link. 00:14:35 Speaker 3: It looks like a beautiful golden curling iron. 00:14:38 Speaker 4: It just a really big barreled. 00:14:42 Speaker 3: You're going to get incredible volume out of this thing. You probably could use it I mean. 00:14:46 Speaker 4: You could take this with you on your travels. 00:14:50 Speaker 2: And use it for the quality travels so well your partner is driving, or while you're driving, you can sing, oh, regret that I didn't because you told me not to get you, and so I regret. 00:15:10 Speaker 4: This would have been the best. 00:15:11 Speaker 3: That would have been an incredible thing to receive. And I mean, I don't I feel like we're circling something here, and I don't. I don't want to push any buttons or make anyone uncomfortable. But I did mention earlier that I had noticed that you've been doing some Christmas decorating and some various holiday decorating. The other day, I was in your neighborhood and strolling around, strolling around. My car was in the shop, so I had my boyfriend drive and we just happened to be in your neighborhood and I saw a big wreath hanging on your fence. That's right, and so we stopped and I just thought, we'll see what cool ops up to. And you know, of course I had my mask on. We're all doing this safely, but suddenly you're coming out of the house, your arms are coming over the fence and barreling towards me. I mean, the fear in my heart at that moment was overwhelming, but I dealt with it. And then suddenly I'm holding this black bag, black canvas bag, right, and you vanished back into your house. And so I was left with the mystery of this for a couple of days, and I kind of worked over it in my mind. I host a podcast called I Said No Gifts, which you've agreed to be on. Right, there's kind of a contract right there in the title. 00:16:27 Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, But what if it's not a gift, Like if we both agree not to call it that, and it's something that is something you are holding, right, you can use the contents. 00:16:45 Speaker 3: So it's maybe a donation, which then I'm starting to feel like a charity case. And I'm like, what does Koolop think of me as a person? She just thinks that I'm this I can't help myself. I need all the help in the world. 00:16:58 Speaker 1: I need one. 00:16:59 Speaker 2: I know that's not how I want you to feel. 00:17:01 Speaker 4: Okay, what if. 00:17:06 Speaker 2: It's not a gift, it's not a donation. Okay, Okay, it's a deposit. 00:17:15 Speaker 3: So now suddenly I'm a bank and we know how popular bankers are in the year twenty twenty. 00:17:21 Speaker 2: Right, No, and I wouldn't want Elizabeth Warren to get mad at you, right, And you probably don't want to think of me giving you a deposit. In every way, it's probably. 00:17:34 Speaker 3: Confu Yeah, that just gets I mean on a variety of levels, we get it's a territory that's for listener and us alike. I mean, I'm just going to call call a spade a spade. I'm calling this a gift. 00:17:48 Speaker 2: Oh but. 00:17:50 Speaker 3: Listen, You've upset me, And that's fine. 00:17:52 Speaker 2: I'm I just I just was brought up in a way that I can't enter someone's home and for in these times, a home is. 00:18:02 Speaker 3: A podcast, is it not? That's absolutely it. 00:18:05 Speaker 2: Can't be empty handed regardless of the name of the home. I mean, I just would be it would be so just like against my character, you know what I mean? 00:18:19 Speaker 3: Right, So this, I mean considering a podcast as a home. I'm going to consider this a home invasion. This is you know, this is kind of like a Stranger Have you ever seen The Strangers? A scary stuff? I am scariest of invasion. It is the scariest movie ever made. 00:18:37 Speaker 2: Bridger, I'm not kidding. Some of my pandemic gifts to myself have been various weapons stowed away in different parts of my house, much like a rambo, so that I may grab them if I'm being chased around. 00:18:50 Speaker 3: I think that's essential. Home invasion is the scariest thing I can think of it. Yes, agreed, agreed, And so do not watch this movie. 00:18:58 Speaker 2: I'm not going to. So you feel that I am a home invader, okay, and I feel like I am maintaining the integrity of my personhood. And where how do we meet in the middle. 00:19:14 Speaker 3: Santa Claus is a home invader, You're a Santa Claus type, Okay, Okay? Does that work? 00:19:22 Speaker 5: Yeah? 00:19:22 Speaker 4: It actually does? 00:19:23 Speaker 3: It does. I mean, if we think of Santa Claus as someone who invades homes, it makes them a little scarier, but it makes you a little mix what you've done to me here a little bit softer. It's palatable, right. I mean, if you were in my home right now, I would be lunging at your mask. I would be clawing at the floorboards right But we're on the sea and we both feel safe. I did not ask for a gift. I created this safe environment for myself, not to get gifts, and I've just been assaulted time and time again with gifts. 00:19:55 Speaker 2: Wow, it's like you you created a gift free zone, right, But people here they don't like to be told no. 00:20:03 Speaker 3: It's inexcusable. And I've just made myself an absolute target here and there's nothing I can do but continue to record episode after episode of this podcast. 00:20:14 Speaker 4: Well, look, it's tough to kind of do a rebrand. 00:20:17 Speaker 2: At this time. 00:20:18 Speaker 3: Oh it's I mean, this is not the year to rebrand. Nobody has time for a rebrand. Everybody's got to stay in place until we get a vaccine. Then you can consider a rebrand. 00:20:28 Speaker 4: So this is the lane, Yeah, the lane. 00:20:31 Speaker 3: You're on the lane. 00:20:34 Speaker 4: Well, look, what I want to assure you. 00:20:39 Speaker 2: Is that really I didn't go out of my way and I don't want to give anything away, but this was so much like if you could picture me frolicking in my home with a basket, just plucking from the orchard that is my abode. Gleefully, I wonder, I don't. 00:21:06 Speaker 4: I don't know, Britcher, but maybe you like this, and sure do. 00:21:13 Speaker 2: I regret not really going for it and putting things like you know, soy sauce packets. 00:21:18 Speaker 4: From to go bags and things like that. That was a misopportunity. But I'm speaking ahead of myself. 00:21:23 Speaker 2: We're dealing with the fact that I think, as you would say, disobeyed you. 00:21:29 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean I think it's time. Maybe I should open it up and see what's happening. It's probably full, I mean, maybe it's full of rotten trash. 00:21:37 Speaker 2: Yes, my trash orchard that I cultivate. 00:21:42 Speaker 3: Garbage. I'm going to open this. Should I do it? 00:21:46 Speaker 4: Yes? 00:21:47 Speaker 2: I will. I would like it, even though I acknowledge that you do not. 00:21:57 Speaker 3: Okay, this is I mean, it's in like kind of a canvas. This almost feels like it could be full of like ammo or like handguns or something. 00:22:05 Speaker 2: Sure, I told you it was the rambo of my house. 00:22:08 Speaker 3: That's right. So there could be like a giant bowie knife or something in here. Okay, I'm reaching in. There are multiple objects in here. I'm touching one that's kind of cool and metal like, so I'm gonna pull it out. 00:22:20 Speaker 2: What could it be? 00:22:22 Speaker 3: Oh, it's a white claw. It's a ruby great fruit white claw. What fun surprise? Just right off the bat. I've got a little drink here. 00:22:33 Speaker 2: Yes, I was like what could take the edge off in these times? Certainly I've fallen into the embrace of a white claw more than once. Perhaps Bridger will like a white cloth. 00:22:44 Speaker 3: This is beautiful. How often are you drinking a white claw? You know? 00:22:48 Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that's my go to. I love a sparkling drink for sure, like a sparkling water. I have many varieties. 00:22:55 Speaker 3: Of it, but I'm weight more types. 00:22:57 Speaker 4: Oh great, love to talk about. 00:22:59 Speaker 3: This, please, I love to talk about this is why I want to know. 00:23:02 Speaker 2: Okay, So we get Mountain Valley spring water. 00:23:06 Speaker 3: Delivered, but we need the beautiful green. 00:23:12 Speaker 2: The cases of the individual bottles of sparkling water, and I get the peach, and I get the lime. 00:23:18 Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know they did flavors. 00:23:20 Speaker 2: Oh, yes, they do BlackBerry and those are the three that they do. It did feel like there would be more, but I am not aware of more. 00:23:30 Speaker 3: Have you had the BlackBerry? 00:23:31 Speaker 2: Yes, it's good. 00:23:32 Speaker 3: Okay. 00:23:33 Speaker 2: Peach is my favorite, and it's a light. I don't like a I don't want to clearly Canadian really flavored water. I like it. I like a hints slightly essenced. 00:23:45 Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah, clearly Canadian. They you know they I think they were trailblazers. They were, you know, if they had us in the early to mid nineties. Yeah, but we've all, you know, our tongues are more sophisticated. Now, we don't need that blast of artificial peach flavor. 00:24:04 Speaker 2: No. No, And then and I think we're we're gonna post Lacroix world. 00:24:09 Speaker 3: I think we got that. The Croy kind of is like they've done their thing. They built the foundation for other sparkling waters to grow and thrive. And yeah, so you're getting the that one. And then are you getting any other types? Do you have any other favorites? 00:24:25 Speaker 2: Let's see I have gotten. You know, I'm so so about spin drifts. There's kind of an aftertaste that I'm not interesting that it's not my thing. I like the Oh my goodness, the one from Whole Foods. And why can't I place it right now? I can't pull the name of it right now. 00:24:42 Speaker 3: Is it like a Whole Foods brand? 00:24:44 Speaker 2: No, No, it's not. And I'm picturing the cans and they have black cherry and they have watermelon. They cannot pull it. I simply can't pull it. 00:24:53 Speaker 3: That's fine, Yeah, have it. I like some spin drift. I like a grapefruit spin drift. It tastes like breakfast to me. 00:25:00 Speaker 2: I see that. 00:25:01 Speaker 3: I see that, But some of those flavors are not quite working. But uh yeah, I wonder what that whole food. There's a bubbly bubbly. That's one. I just I'm gonna be honest, I just out of desperation bought like the Target brand mineral or sparkling water. The grapefruit one is fantastic. Well, hey, I was shocked. 00:25:23 Speaker 4: Wait, so it's the actually it's is it? What's the brand? 00:25:27 Speaker 3: I hate to even say it aloud. It's such a horrible name. Brand name. Oh it's awful. It's called good and Gather, which just s is the most excruciating thing I can possibly imagine saying aloud, what were they thinking? 00:25:41 Speaker 2: Gather? 00:25:43 Speaker 3: That sounds it's like one of those signs hanging on, like one of those vinyl lettering signs. You know. It's like live, laugh, love. It's too much. 00:25:50 Speaker 4: You're right, it's very it. 00:25:51 Speaker 3: It sounds shabby chic, right, It's just like it makes my back hurt to even say that. 00:25:59 Speaker 2: But don't pull a muscle. Don't say it again. 00:26:01 Speaker 3: I will say that grapefruit was shocking. I was better than a lacroix. Lacroix, though, is fine, So I guess maybe it's fine. Should I reach it. I'm reaching back to this. 00:26:14 Speaker 2: I hope you understand that this is the rest of our time together, because. 00:26:17 Speaker 3: There are multiple lot of things. This feels kind of like that Halloween game where you stick your hand in something and try to guess it's like, oh, spaghetti's brains. But I'm so so far. I'm getting this one I know is some sort of gourd or pumpkin. I'm feeling like a pumpkin shape and a stem, so I'm gonna pull it out. It's a little pumpkin. It's a beautiful little pumpkin. 00:26:44 Speaker 4: It's adorable pumpkin. 00:26:47 Speaker 3: So this is this is essentially you getting rid of your Halloween decorations. 00:26:53 Speaker 2: If that was the case, I would give you the five others that. 00:26:56 Speaker 3: Are a skeleton bone in here. Next is my guest, a witch's hat, and some circus peanuts or something. 00:27:11 Speaker 2: That was so fun. I haven't be the best time. 00:27:16 Speaker 3: Was your house fully Halloween decked out? 00:27:19 Speaker 4: No it wasn't. 00:27:21 Speaker 2: I'm on a hill, and so I buy the candy hoping that a child will arrive and they never come. 00:27:28 Speaker 3: I never come. In La you have to be basically in one of like three neighborhoods to get trick or traders. Otherwise you can just forget about it. You got to be in the flats, right, You have to be in the flats, and you have to be like in the mansions. That's where everybody's flocking. Also, this year, I guess there were no trick or treaders, so. 00:27:50 Speaker 4: No, I mean my friend's street. 00:27:52 Speaker 2: I live in Hollywood, and my friend's street normally gets like closed down for trick or treaders. 00:28:00 Speaker 4: Year it was. It was so fun. 00:28:02 Speaker 2: It was like being in a little you know. It was like a kiddie music festival because we had full sized bars and we were the hit I was giving them out. This year, he did have some. The street wasn't closed, but he sort of rigged a delivery tube right right, so he I think it was like a twenty foot He went to home depot and got like a twenty foot pipe. 00:28:29 Speaker 4: And he's he's six nine, he's very tall. 00:28:31 Speaker 2: So he rigged it and then the kid would be at the bottom of the driveway and then he would just shoot a sniggers down beautiful so that it would be safely distanced. 00:28:43 Speaker 3: Did he get many traders? 00:28:45 Speaker 2: I don't think not. I mean last year, when I tell you it was so so busy and so wild and so and there was some really like bold teens that were like, we had again, full size Snickers, we have full sized Swedish fish. We have like Reese's pieces like these are great, these are the great. 00:29:07 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is theater candy. 00:29:09 Speaker 2: Yes, and the kids. The teen is like, do you have milky Way? No, bro, keep going. 00:29:16 Speaker 3: In milky Way, give me a break. That's like everyone's candy bar choice. Exactly what is happening with today's teens? 00:29:26 Speaker 2: They're they're tiktoking. 00:29:28 Speaker 3: They're tiktoking, and they're milky Way, and then they're those are those are two teen words? 00:29:34 Speaker 2: Spread the word yes that we said just so just so authentically. 00:29:42 Speaker 3: Okay, we have a pumpkin here. I mean, I did recently realize that I hate carving jack lanterns. I think I can finally admit that that's not an enjoyable activity. 00:29:51 Speaker 2: I like, I like the full pumpkin. 00:29:53 Speaker 3: Oh give me a full like witchy looking pumpkin. I don't. I don't need my hands cold and wet with ultimately me being satisfied with my artistic skills. And then just it's not for me. I do like pumpkin seeds. Okay, it's not it's not worth it. Yeah, all right, do you have car Did you carve pumpkins this year? 00:30:12 Speaker 4: No? 00:30:12 Speaker 2: No, they're a whole, They're whole, they're full. 00:30:15 Speaker 3: There, we get the idea with the whole pumpkin. That's all you need. I don't need the slime, Okay. 00:30:22 Speaker 2: I like my pumpkins to just be a tumnall and not just dedicated to all right. 00:30:27 Speaker 3: Well, and also, yeah, you get to like just leave it there for Thanksgiving. A Jack Lennard doesn't get to stay for Thanksgiving. And then you've got to get a whole new set of pumpkins. Why not just October to December? First you're set with a whole pumpkin. 00:30:42 Speaker 2: That's how I feel, and that's how I'm living. 00:30:45 Speaker 3: Right, And now I've got one miniature pumpkin. I had a squirrel was eating one of the pumpkins on our porch, and so I had to throw it out. This will replace it, and that squirrel will. 00:30:56 Speaker 2: Starve you don't think the squirrel comes back. 00:31:00 Speaker 3: No, I don't. I think that that pumpkin must have had a little chip off it that gave the squirrel the idea in the first place. Okay, because our other pumpkin is fine. But this other thing, the orange one, the squirrel went wild. It was like a wood chipper. 00:31:16 Speaker 2: I really wouldn't worry about any squirrel starving in LA. They seem quite. 00:31:21 Speaker 4: Robust and healthy. 00:31:23 Speaker 3: They're very healthy, and they're very okay, they're very comfortable walking up to you. Yes, so I think they're getting fed. Most of the wildlife here, I think is just having a wonderful time eating out of our garbage, eating our fruit trees, this sort of thing. Yeah, Okay, we've got to keep going because there are so many things in here. Okay, now, next thing could be a bottle. I mean it is a bottle, but it could be a drink. It could be a hot sauce. It could be any number of things. So here we go. What is it? Oh, it's a whispering it's a whispering angel. Is this like a wine? Or is this a rose? 00:32:01 Speaker 2: Or what it's a rose? Yes? 00:32:03 Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a little baby ros. 00:32:06 Speaker 2: It's a baby whispering angel. 00:32:09 Speaker 3: This feels like I'm at a real housewive's like wrap party or something. 00:32:15 Speaker 4: No, they would probably have big magnum. 00:32:18 Speaker 3: That's probably true. 00:32:19 Speaker 2: This is adorable, And I was like, well, maybe he doesn't like a white claw. Maybe he's a class your gents and he you know, we're getting to know each other and I will tell you in our time spent together that you are both. 00:32:35 Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate that. I am all things to everyone, except for if it's a seven dollars coffee, which is inexcusable. This should be the best coffee of my life. 00:32:46 Speaker 2: Call it airplane Coe. No, that's just it's a huge. 00:32:52 Speaker 3: That's why I'm not going to say the name of this place because that comment would sink them. And every little coffee shop needs every cent right now. So I'm gonna they got seven dollars of mine that'll keep them open for months. I'm not going to bash them on air, and hopefully they'll figure it out. But now I've got this beautiful bottle of rose, which is fantastic. I mean truly imagining you're running around the house, it's just incredible, just you. 00:33:23 Speaker 2: Know, on my own Scott's like, what's she up to you? Again? 00:33:26 Speaker 4: Who cares? 00:33:28 Speaker 2: Just skipping, skipping, putting this and that into the bag as foking. 00:33:38 Speaker 3: I love it. As far as wine goes this sort of thing, what do you have a preference I prefer? 00:33:45 Speaker 2: I like, I like a red I like a pink car. Of course if it's warmer outside. You know, yeah, rose right right now, a pino greege. 00:33:56 Speaker 3: See, I grew up not drinking. I grew up Mormon, and so until adulthood, I had never had anything to drink. I don't. I still don't drink that often, so I don't really have strong preferences. If I'm at a holiday party or something, I'll have a drink. But I also will consume anything given to me. So I'm not a picky person as far as alcohol goes. 00:34:19 Speaker 2: Like I still I mean, if I'm like I drink, oh, I like this, but I wouldn't in any way. I just I don't know wine right like I'm not you know, I don't oh the tannins. 00:34:31 Speaker 3: Like, I don't them stuff I don't get like you're a whispering angel fan number one. I mean, I mean, I guess, I guess that's clear. 00:34:40 Speaker 2: If I got you white claw and whispering that I'm not. 00:34:47 Speaker 4: I don't have a refined palette. 00:34:51 Speaker 3: You're really giving yourself away here. 00:34:53 Speaker 2: As truly what else? 00:35:00 Speaker 3: I love it? I am becoming a real housewife. This is as close as I'm gonna get. 00:35:06 Speaker 2: My best friends love the Real Housewives. One has a podcast, Bitch Sash right Casey, and I have told her, because everyone's talking about it, that I will watch, speaking of Mormons, Begin with Real Housewives Salt Lake City. 00:35:27 Speaker 3: I tried Real Housewives of Beverly Hills over the summer and watch maybe four episodes and stopped. Started with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and I am could not be more sold on a television show. Great. I mean, it's a wild program, an absolutely wild ride from moment one, It's just, you know, it feels like a real fever dream trip back home. 00:35:55 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I'm in. I'm in. 00:35:57 Speaker 2: I probably after we stopped talking, when the final gift. 00:36:02 Speaker 3: Is, when the final gift has been received. 00:36:05 Speaker 2: I will start watching it. 00:36:08 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a I don't know that much about the show, but like I have a lot of questions about it that you will not be able to answer as an also a non watcher. But I'm learning things about this franchise that I had no idea. The first most shocking one was that every episode is about fifty hours long. What so prepare. 00:36:27 Speaker 2: Yourself at an hour. 00:36:29 Speaker 3: I mean it's a solid hour, but okay, forty minutes in you're like, oh, this is another television show I have to watch. 00:36:37 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, but that said, very enjoyable. 00:36:42 Speaker 3: A lot of screaming, a lot of backstabbing, a lot of I mean, I don't want to give too much away, but there is a woman who says that she died twice on the hospital bed while getting her her sweat glands removed. So this sort of. 00:36:58 Speaker 4: That's tough. 00:37:00 Speaker 2: I mean, in the headline that everyone's been talking about that this is no spoiler that you know, there's a woman who married her stepgrandfather and. 00:37:07 Speaker 3: This is that woman. Oh, she provides a lot of the entertainment that you'll see on the show. 00:37:14 Speaker 2: Okay, hey, all in one woman. 00:37:18 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she's she has all kinds of I mean, it's whispering angel to white claw with this woman. She's got it all. Okay, great, Okay, I'm going back. I'm dipping back. This bag is packed. This episode is going to be six hours long. This is gonna be real Housewise of Salt Lake City. Law. Okay, this next thing, this I cannot identify. It's like I feel netting. I feel a box. I mean, if I were going to imagine what it was, I couldn't tell you what is it? Fishnet? Okay, Oh, it's none of the above. It it's a I mean, I still entirely no, but I'm starting to get an idea. It's a like a Panda Express box. Inside what I thought was netting is like confetti, And I'm going to guess what's happening in here? Is some sort of candle. That's right, it's a Panda Express scented candle. You make your house like a food court, like an airport food. 00:38:22 Speaker 2: You can't go there. It's not safe for you, Bridger to go to a food. 00:38:27 Speaker 3: Court in Sherman Oaks. 00:38:29 Speaker 2: Now you can light up this honey sesameat chicken scented Panda Express candle. 00:38:34 Speaker 3: This is the most revolting candle. I have. Honey sesame chicken breast. They specify chicken like. You don't need chicken breast, just a chicken like imagining a raw. 00:38:48 Speaker 4: Chicken, the notes of white meat. It's a higher, it's a meat. 00:39:00 Speaker 3: This looks like a jar of gravy. This is disgusting. I'm gonna smell it. Oh my god, that's horrifying that this is something that you like take into someone's home and light in a corner and leave. I'm going to take this the first party out of quarantine. I'm gonna take to an enemy's home and light it in their bathroom. This is disgusting. 00:39:29 Speaker 2: I mean, doesn't it say something about you that, like, you're not gonna go see your family, You're not gonna see your best friends. You're just gonna go into your enemy's house. 00:39:38 Speaker 3: Yes, because I have priorities. I have. You know, the way I live my life is the correct way. First you get rid of the enemies, You curse their home with the smell of honey's honey says some chicken breast. Then you go and hug mom. Wow. 00:39:54 Speaker 4: Wow, this is very You're like kill Bill. 00:39:58 Speaker 3: It's a full revel a mission of revenge for me. I rewatched kill Bill recently actually and had a wonderful time. It holds up Uma, I mean, oh Uma, who met her best Yeah, I mean she's phenomenal. She looks great, she's so stylish. Everything about that movie, those movies, I guess wonderful. Do you like Panda ex Stress? Where did this come from? How did you? How did this come into your life? 00:40:24 Speaker 2: That came that was not something that I purchased. It was gifted to me, and I have regifted it to you. I participated in a hashtag Hate is a Virus. It's about supporting Asian businesses who've been affected by anti Asian racism. Oh fantastic part of the thank you box I got and I saw it and I was like, this is hilarious. 00:40:48 Speaker 4: Who can I give this to? 00:40:52 Speaker 2: And then the opportunity came and I'm so happy. 00:41:00 Speaker 3: This is incredible. Panda Express is the worst Chinese food I've ever eaten. I'm just going to put it out there. I'm sorry, Panda Express. 00:41:08 Speaker 2: It's it's yeah, you know, it's not authentic. 00:41:12 Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's so far removed from anything I can even even americanized Chinese food. It's like another thing altogether. It's like it's barely food and people love it people, And I'm not I will be very clear. I eat essentially anything garbage upon garbage. I'll stuff it down my throat. Panda Express, I draw the line. 00:41:35 Speaker 2: You own that you don't find orange chicken at all appetizing. 00:41:40 Speaker 3: From not from there, absolutely not, Absolutely, it's grizzle. I feel like they it's like they search the floor every night and then they dump it in the fryer and then they cover it in syrup. That's what's happening at Panda Express. 00:41:55 Speaker 2: For me, it sounds like it's good for the environment. 00:41:57 Speaker 3: That's true. It is a sustainable business, so I mean kind, it's it's not so much your restaurant as an upcycling retailer that you find in your airports, in your shuttered malls, occasionally a strip mall. I guess yes. 00:42:15 Speaker 2: And now the scent is in your home. 00:42:17 Speaker 3: The scent is will never the scent will never be. 00:42:22 Speaker 2: You will light it, you will light it once. 00:42:24 Speaker 3: I'm gonna smell it once more. 00:42:28 Speaker 2: Oh, which this was a video podcast. 00:42:31 Speaker 4: He is so upset. 00:42:33 Speaker 3: It's like there's like the floral note, like the floral base note of any candle, and then suddenly grease and then strangely poultry and then like a weird almost do mommy saltiness that's just so horrifying. 00:42:50 Speaker 4: I saw it. 00:42:51 Speaker 2: I laughed. 00:42:51 Speaker 3: I did not smell it, because you don't have the curious mind of bridge of wineger. Sorry, how does. 00:43:03 Speaker 2: Turned into a compliment towards you? How did that happen? 00:43:10 Speaker 3: You're actually you? You made the right movie. Because now I've just got this, I will have this sense memory of the honey sesame chicken breast candle. Do they have other Panda express candles? You must have an orange. 00:43:23 Speaker 2: I mean, you're right, it is an odd one to select. 00:43:27 Speaker 3: They like a sesame beef beef and broccoli in broccoli general, So. 00:43:36 Speaker 4: I mean what else could they have? 00:43:37 Speaker 3: They could have kungo? 00:43:39 Speaker 2: Yeah, you simply have eggroll. 00:43:41 Speaker 3: Egg that's literally just grease. The smell of hot oil permeating your smell make you smell like a grease fire. 00:43:50 Speaker 2: It is really an egg girl with a birthday candle on. 00:43:54 Speaker 3: Top of it. That sound's good. I would eat that if it had an eggroll in a while. 00:44:00 Speaker 2: Eight girls are tasty. 00:44:02 Speaker 3: All right, Well, this is horrifying and I am thrilled to have it. Let's go, let's keep going. Here there's another bottle. 00:44:09 Speaker 4: I had heard. 00:44:10 Speaker 2: You know, a past guest got you an email, and I thought, let me go the other way. 00:44:15 Speaker 3: I love it. I'm thrilled. Lot of objects. It's just a discovery after discovery. Here, okay, this is another bottle. I'm gonna like. If I had to guess, I would say this is a hotel shampoo. But it's let's see here, Oh it's this is This is a real Housewives efice. This is a morning recovery. 00:44:36 Speaker 2: It's a ramedy. It's a remedy for the claw and the withing. 00:44:42 Speaker 3: I'll just get hammered, absolutely crushed by myself. What I wonder what this is? 00:44:49 Speaker 2: Now? 00:44:50 Speaker 3: How did you get this? 00:44:51 Speaker 2: How did I get this? 00:44:53 Speaker 4: I don't know that. 00:44:53 Speaker 2: This is also I think a gift. 00:44:56 Speaker 3: This is something that absolutely no one uses because it says asoom while drinking. No one has the foresight to be like, oh, I should also start my morning recovery now while I'm a party. 00:45:08 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're right. 00:45:10 Speaker 3: About that, or up to one hour after your last drink. I mean, at that point you're drunk. What are we talking about? This is? And let me see what the ingredients. I mean, it's just for you know, to serve it on ice. I mean it it's literally water and sugar. Oh, and then various herbs. 00:45:31 Speaker 2: I'm well, I mean I guess like you could. 00:45:34 Speaker 4: You could. 00:45:35 Speaker 2: This is sort of a flight. This is the cool op to bridge your flight. And you start with the claw and then you go the whispering angel on the you end with this. 00:45:44 Speaker 3: Well, I think that you also put the candle somewhere in there. That's what the recovery is needed, morning recovery. Well, this is very interesting. Do you have bad hangovers? 00:45:55 Speaker 2: As I get older? The recovery is harder, right right? You know, and a lot of it is just being dehydrated. 00:46:03 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dehydration is a killer. 00:46:07 Speaker 2: Yes, So they're not horrible unless I really go for it. Okay, okay, but I don't drink like I used to. I just can't take it. 00:46:17 Speaker 3: I should have started. I should have just started drinking as soon as I opened this white claw. I would be crushed by Now, should. 00:46:24 Speaker 2: We put it on ice and put in the fridge in case you decide you want to do that. 00:46:28 Speaker 3: I actually go with the fridge. I should have been putting these in the fridge as we went along. 00:46:33 Speaker 2: But there's more items. 00:46:34 Speaker 3: I think I'm going to give it a shot. Here, let's see here there's now this is this feels like almost a box of I would be like this is a box of Xanax or some sort of pills or something so. 00:46:49 Speaker 2: That I mean, that would be super real. 00:46:51 Speaker 3: It's packy delicious. 00:46:55 Speaker 2: Oh. 00:46:55 Speaker 3: I haven't had pocky in a long time. As a kid, I would have to like go to a special mall where they had a Japanese store like import place, and you would buy pockey. But now pockey is everywhere everywhere. 00:47:09 Speaker 2: It's delicious treat. It's a chocolate and cookie treat. 00:47:13 Speaker 3: For now, let me ask did this come as part of the virus hashtag gift pack? 00:47:22 Speaker 4: That would be yeah, where did. 00:47:24 Speaker 3: This come from? 00:47:25 Speaker 2: That came from my own? I think I purchased that. I purchased the white beautiful. I think purchase. Yeah, I definitely purchased the white. We should go. 00:47:32 Speaker 3: Through a receipt. I wanted to receipt. 00:47:38 Speaker 2: I purchased the pockey so far in the white claw and it came in a variety box. 00:47:47 Speaker 4: I know that I purchased the. 00:47:49 Speaker 2: Pumpkin okay and uh in amongst other pumpkins, and then the pockey. 00:47:57 Speaker 4: Yeah, so that we're keeping. 00:47:58 Speaker 3: Track here, Now where are you adding your pocket. Is this like a normal grocery trip or is this a special treat you usually get you get or what's the deal? 00:48:05 Speaker 2: I'm like, just tie Market. I think you can get them at Gelson's, Like. 00:48:09 Speaker 3: You can there. I think almost any grocery store at this point. Are you a treat eater in general? 00:48:16 Speaker 4: You know? 00:48:17 Speaker 2: During this pandemic? I assure him one of the things, I like, I let's see, well something there's you still have something in there? 00:48:27 Speaker 3: Okay? Oh? Should I I'm going to reach back in then. I mean this may or may not because there are still We're gonna have to pick up the pace. This is ridiculous, there's so many This next thing also feels like it could almost be like a box of vitamins or something. Oh, but it's wow, this is great. A disposable camera? Does this still function? When did you buy this thing? 00:48:46 Speaker 2: I didn't buy that one. This was also this was in my mood. This is from Disney in my Moulon box. 00:48:51 Speaker 3: Wait, why is the Moulon box? Why do they have a disposable camera in a moon On box? 00:48:56 Speaker 2: Sure I don't quite understand that part. 00:48:59 Speaker 3: I hope that there's a one element of the film where like there's this anachronistic element of everybody has disposable cameras or something. 00:49:07 Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was like a Mulan poster and Mulaan water bottle. There was like some snacks and some treats like movie snacks and and a pin. And then I guess you could take photos but not on your phone. But it's a disposable camera. It did seem like it's a thing that didn't make sense. 00:49:25 Speaker 3: But maybe they just put it in there to get people talking. I'm opening it, I'm getting I'm just diving and I haven't seen a disposable camera in a long time, and I'm going to take a picture of us. Yay, I'm going to see and it'll I mean, I won't develop this for probably two years, but when I do, it'll be like, oh my god, remember that. So here we go. Do you think flash or no flash? 00:49:47 Speaker 2: I think I think no. 00:49:49 Speaker 3: Flash, no flash. Okay, let's see. 00:49:51 Speaker 2: Really make sure that you get doubles when you develop this too, because that's important. Okay, so that you can give me one. Okay, I mean, let's do on a flash just to be say. 00:50:04 Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do Yeah, we might as well you know what, I'm not going to be cheap with the camera. It was just given to me. Also, I mean it was given to you by the Disney Corporation. Let's enjoy the camera while we can't do it. Let's see, how do I even do this? Out right here? Point in flash ready lights. 00:50:22 Speaker 2: Like we're it's nineteen ninety seven. 00:50:24 Speaker 3: I know, it feels I can barely remember how to use this. Okay, flash is on. The flash light has told me it's working. 00:50:32 Speaker 4: Pease, here's a question. 00:50:35 Speaker 2: Yeah, did we ever do selfie style like we just did? 00:50:40 Speaker 3: I was just wondering that when I made that motion with this camera, we never did. We can't imagine. Well, also, you're shooting blind, you'd be like, who knows what this looks like? 00:50:51 Speaker 2: So I saw that Paris Hilton said that she and Britney Spears invented the selfie. 00:50:58 Speaker 3: Oh give me a break. Not they may have popularized the word okay, but people must have been taking pictures of themselves in some way prior to Paris and Brittany. I mean, Paris is just you know, she's got to clutch it whatever she can at this point. 00:51:17 Speaker 2: So talking about her and for her then is lifeblood. 00:51:21 Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder. I mean, we haven't seen her in a long time. 00:51:24 Speaker 2: It's like, does she exists the worshippers? 00:51:28 Speaker 3: Yes, poor thing? But what we're talking about her now? So we maybe bringing. 00:51:33 Speaker 2: Her back, extending some of her life. 00:51:34 Speaker 4: That's nice. 00:51:35 Speaker 3: I'm excited to have this. This is a great little tool to have, and I'll get to go. I don't even know where to develop photos anymore, probably right aid, right, you know, or something. I'll give it a shot. 00:51:49 Speaker 2: Maybe Target still does I don't know, Yeah, maybe. 00:51:53 Speaker 3: I love a good printed photo. I mean, this is something I've been thinking about recently. It's like most of my photos are now on a electronic device or in the cloud, and I just feel like, five hundred years from now, some sort of alien species is going to come to Earth and they're from two thousand and five on. They'll just be like, oh, I guess society disappeared because all of these photos are just going to vanish. 00:52:16 Speaker 2: Well, but do you It's interesting because you you kind of picture I picture the alien to be like so beyond us in technology, and you picture them as sort of like old timey and old timey gal. That's like I wish I could hold onto things. 00:52:34 Speaker 3: I imagine, and then just an old woman in a wheelchair coming out of the UFO and like reminiscing immediately. 00:52:45 Speaker 2: Not sort of a higher being that like doesn't speak, just like you just hear their voice in their your head. 00:52:53 Speaker 4: And they can extract your memories. 00:52:54 Speaker 2: But you feel that. 00:52:57 Speaker 3: It's Indiana Jones and this old woman in a wheel chair in the UFO flying through the galaxy looking for signs of life, and they're not going to find it here. I'm warning everyone, print a few of your photos for those those intrepid explorers. 00:53:12 Speaker 2: You're a different type of Carl Sagan And that's that's fine. 00:53:17 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going back into the bag. Now there's like kind of slippery packaging. Let's pull this out. Oh this is separate. Oh I grabbed multi Oh but maybe this is the right thing to do. Oh I've gotten multiple masks at once. First of all, one is like a a COVID type mask. Yes, which is beautiful. This is very cute. It's got pandas and bamboo and honey. 00:53:38 Speaker 2: That was in the heat as a virus. 00:53:40 Speaker 3: Oh, fantastic. 00:53:41 Speaker 4: That one that one I did not purchase. 00:53:42 Speaker 3: You put this on before lighting the candle yes and then I've also got it. This is something I've been meaning to try, but I'm so scared of like a sheet mask that you put on your face, like car, I'm afraid I'm going to have some sort of allergic reactions that happened to people. 00:53:59 Speaker 2: Uh do you have sensitive skin? 00:54:02 Speaker 3: Do you? 00:54:03 Speaker 2: Oh? Then you're gonna be fine, Like I mean, if we have time, and I don't know if you do, because there are more gifts. What is your I'm always interested interested in people's regime, like what are we doing? Are we what are we washing our face with? What sort of moisturizers? 00:54:19 Speaker 3: Okay, so I do not wash my face. I shower once a day, okay, and uh and then I use a veno, uh, which I the first episode of this podcast, I got into a big thing with do you know Matt Ingebretsen. He shamed me about using a veno and it didn't stop me. I'm still using. 00:54:36 Speaker 2: It and uh. 00:54:39 Speaker 3: I just you know, throw that on every morning and then that's my routine. 00:54:43 Speaker 2: And when you say a veno, are you saying like body lotion. 00:54:47 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very mild, it feels very I've been doing it for I don't know since I was probably twelve. 00:54:54 Speaker 2: Wait, okay, so, but you you're putting like you're saying, you're putting in like body soap too on your face? Right? 00:54:59 Speaker 3: Like is that you no? So I use body soap from the neck down? Which what does that say about my neck? My neck getting washed at all? Hard to say my face receives no soap, no soap, no soap. 00:55:14 Speaker 4: I mean you look, it's sort of light, and you look I have light. 00:55:19 Speaker 2: I look for you to text me just a selfie so I can really get into the floors and I can really get a sense of what we're working with this. You're very right now. The lighting is so mysterious, like we're in a noir film, and like you, I'm coming to tell you about my husband who's beat me and I. 00:55:39 Speaker 3: Need Dame has walked into my office and I have to trail her husband and see if he's been cheating off her. 00:55:47 Speaker 2: I don't even know if you have two eyes. 00:55:50 Speaker 3: Your your Maltese falcon has gone missing, and now it's up to me to track it down. 00:55:55 Speaker 2: Okay, I am you see because I will tell you what I see as of a very handsome man before me. Oh common skin and I am so angry at your regimen. 00:56:08 Speaker 3: Well, what are we talking about here? Your skin is glowing. I mean, you obviously have a better lighting situation. Let's just put that on the table you, that's in front of you. I have a like a I've got to fix this. I have a lamp on the left side of me at the night time, on the right side of me. 00:56:24 Speaker 2: Uh, lamp time to the left, nighttime to the right. 00:56:29 Speaker 3: That's me. 00:56:29 Speaker 2: That's the Bridger promise. 00:56:33 Speaker 3: But your skin looks beautiful. Are you just putting a lot of work into achieving this? 00:56:37 Speaker 4: I mean I think there is. 00:56:38 Speaker 2: Of course, I've got good jeans, and then also just a real commitment to products. I am opposite you. 00:56:51 Speaker 3: I'm opposite what products are you using? 00:56:54 Speaker 2: I'm saying that I'm again, I don't do this every day, but you will be alarmed that I have a ten stepped Korean skincare regimenflating, brightening, and we're double cleansing, we're double moisturizing. 00:57:16 Speaker 3: You know, even if there is a lot of work there, at least you know what works. I feel like a lot of people's like my thing apparently works by just doing literally nothing, but a lot of people it just seems like they're mucking about in the door. 00:57:27 Speaker 2: Have no acne. 00:57:28 Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you early on in the pandemic, I did have like from my mask. I had sits by my mouth, and I switched to Uh, why am I forgetting the word masks? You can throw away disposable masks. Things cleared up immediately, all right. But I feel like I'm doing okay now, I mean knock on wood okay. 00:57:49 Speaker 2: So I feel like we're. 00:57:53 Speaker 4: But why would are you somebody who has allergies? I'm just trying to I don't. 00:57:57 Speaker 3: I've actually been meaning to go and get an allergy test, mostly just for the experience, because it seems crazy. They poke you with like a thousand different things. 00:58:05 Speaker 2: And they need to do that too. 00:58:07 Speaker 3: But then my boyfriend did that recently and he's now getting He learned he's like allergic to a bunch of things that you're kind of exposed to, literally, things like cockroaches, which just who cares, But he's now getting the shots. You have to take them for four years straight for cock coaches or no, for I mean for all of the things he's allergic to, like grass and whatever. But he goes twice a week and gets a shot and he has to do that for four years, and then that gives him immunity for ten years. Is it worth it? 00:58:37 Speaker 2: I don't know, Wow, I mean, and then well then you know, the next trip though hopefully you know, we'll get a COVID shot too, Right, he'll just continue to be a pincushion. I mean, I don't have allergies, but like I've gone through IVF and it's just like Shanks, that's me getting Dad buy Scott because I can't do it myself. 00:59:03 Speaker 3: I couldn't do it myself. 00:59:04 Speaker 2: There's no one, no, no, no, no. These are big needles. One of those men o pure and is mix. It's powder that you Scott Hasmith mix like he's a comedy writer and he's doing science. 00:59:19 Speaker 3: Me. He does kind of look like a doctor, he does. 00:59:21 Speaker 4: He does have that. 00:59:24 Speaker 2: Many pure is the p of a mon pauzle woman. And I just do it and they tell me to do it, but I because I don't want to investigate further. Why why that's part of the protocol, you know, I have to keep a safe distance from things like that. 00:59:49 Speaker 3: Right, of course, of course, I think the less you know, the better, Yes, And you have a you know, you've got a husband who could potentially play a doctor on TV taking care of things. 01:00:00 Speaker 2: He'll be really happy to hear that. 01:00:03 Speaker 3: Let's yeah, I mean. 01:00:06 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I feel I feel confident that you'll be okay with these masks, and I'm just based on that information that you've given me. So what I would do, though, is I would at least do sort of a rinse and then put a mask. 01:00:23 Speaker 3: On a rinse, just literally run water over my face. 01:00:26 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just because what I don't want you to do is if you already have like dirt on your face, then to put a mask on top. 01:00:32 Speaker 3: I think that part you love so professional. 01:00:37 Speaker 2: I'd like you to get into some sort of cleansing regimen, but we just slow it and I don't want to. 01:00:42 Speaker 3: You really do sound like my dermatologists. It's crazy. That just felt so natural to how you were speaking. Consider it. It's another career path you could take if you change your. 01:00:53 Speaker 4: Mind, you know, again, a pandemic pivot. 01:00:56 Speaker 3: Like as I said, wait for the vaccine, then you do the rebrand as a dermatology. 01:01:01 Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, You're right, Okay, I'll stay on my lane until then. 01:01:04 Speaker 3: And then I I mean, you also gave me a lip mask. I've never even seen this in action. That sounds like I will look terrifying. 01:01:11 Speaker 2: No, it's just you're not gonna. I mean, you look silly while it's on, right, But then give you it's not like a duck face thing. It's really just a moisturizer life. Okay, Okay, you're not gonna. It's not going to make you look like you have be stung lips or anything like that. 01:01:24 Speaker 3: I mean that could be a good look for me for a few weeks. Okay, sure, yeah, weeks. 01:01:31 Speaker 2: My goodness, weeks. 01:01:35 Speaker 3: I'm going to come out of the pandemic with a full Jennifer Coolidge lip. People are not going to know how to handle me. 01:01:43 Speaker 2: I love I love skincare. I have quite a bit of masks, and so I gave some to you. 01:01:49 Speaker 3: I mean, they're working for you, So maybe it's time I give it a shot. I do feel like as I get older, I need to start. I mean I should consider some more options, some more things to do. 01:01:59 Speaker 2: That you are a white man, I just want to gently say. 01:02:03 Speaker 3: That right and white, I mean old white skin is not good looking. 01:02:08 Speaker 2: I just yeah, you said it. 01:02:11 Speaker 3: I'm happy to say it. It's terrifying. That's one of my biggest fears. I'm gonna look like a ghoule. I'm absolutely, I mean, in sixty five it's just ghoule town for me. If I don't get on top of it. 01:02:24 Speaker 2: Well, the thing about it is like Asians don't raisin. And then it's just like it hits you around like seventy it hits you and it's just like boom, you're Pat Merita, like everybody begins Pat Marina. But I would just you know, consider a cleanser and I and a moisturizer and definitely an I cream. 01:02:49 Speaker 3: We're moving on to the next thing here. Sure it's like a bag and there's I would guess this is gummy bears. 01:02:55 Speaker 2: Okay, so now we're going we're answering your question of some of the snake snacks. 01:02:59 Speaker 3: That I love and I don't know how to pronounce. Is it harrobo or Horribo? 01:03:06 Speaker 2: A great question. I don't want Harribo horrible. 01:03:10 Speaker 3: It's the best gummy brand a million miles. 01:03:13 Speaker 2: A million miles. I love the cherries I love, I mean, those are the best ones. 01:03:18 Speaker 3: They make so many. I mean the level. I mean, the amount of different gummy products this company produces is absolutely wild. They have you ever had these sour straws? 01:03:29 Speaker 2: Yes? 01:03:30 Speaker 3: Oh, sour spaghetti fantastic, so unbelievable. I've never had a harrobo product I didn't like. Yeah, although I've never tried the cola ones, that doesn't appeal to me. 01:03:42 Speaker 2: No, No, I don't need to chew my cola. 01:03:44 Speaker 3: No, I don't understand who that's for. I've never seen another human being eat one. It feels like they could shut down that division. I think that's the one that's the owner's son had the idea, and so they're just doing it. But uh, nobody's eating the cola flavored gummies. Let's stick to fruit. That's my opinion on all of this. Are peaches your favorite? 01:04:10 Speaker 2: There? I think the cherries are my favorite, and so I didn't have that. I already eaten though, so I didn't have those available to give you. 01:04:20 Speaker 3: I wish that I could. There's frogs there are frogs are delicious. 01:04:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, of course? Is your classic bear a bear? 01:04:30 Speaker 3: I love a good Their gummy bears are The flavors are right where you need them to be, and a texture too great I will occasionally do. Is a black forest? Is that another brand of gummy bears? Yep, in the gold bag? Those are good. 01:04:44 Speaker 2: Those are good. 01:04:45 Speaker 3: And I'd like a sour gumming worm, which Harribo does not produce. 01:04:50 Speaker 2: They would say, trolley trolley, Yes, you know your classic sour patch kids, your class right, there's all I love sour sour candies period. 01:04:59 Speaker 3: Oh, sour handy. I could go on and on about set. I like a warhead gum. Yes, anything. I do think that most of my nerve endings are just fried, and so I just need any I need the maximum of anything. So, oh, I've got peaches. This is a this is a treasure. This is a real treat. I'm going to take those with me wherever I go. Oh, I can have those in the car as a little snack. Okay, I'm diving back in great. This is another mask. Oh it's a steam. Do you have the microwave? This is a steam? 01:05:27 Speaker 2: I think I don't think you have to. 01:05:30 Speaker 4: I hope not. 01:05:31 Speaker 3: Okay. 01:05:32 Speaker 2: Oh, I have like five of those that I bought that I actually haven't used yet. 01:05:36 Speaker 3: Oh it says, oh, I guess it warms up on its own, which sounds so dangerous to me. That sounds like it's gonna absolutely. 01:05:44 Speaker 4: Leave a paran technology. 01:05:47 Speaker 3: They know what they're doing. 01:05:48 Speaker 2: They they know about skincare. It's so like baked into their culture. 01:05:54 Speaker 3: Well, you know, one thing I really miss in the pandemic is uh I would go to a Korean spa called we Spaw. 01:06:02 Speaker 2: Yes, of course, yes, I love that place. 01:06:05 Speaker 3: I mean they may It was so affordable, it was so luxurious. You felt wonderful every time you went. What do we do after a pandemic? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I just want my body scrub. 01:06:17 Speaker 2: Oh God, the akissary scrub is the best. 01:06:20 Speaker 3: That's incredible. I'm going to point out, I mean, there's one gift left in here, but this you have. You have made history here. I mean I'm going to quickly count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, and we're headed into the tenth gift out of this bag? 01:06:39 Speaker 4: Is that the last gift is? 01:06:40 Speaker 2: Can you feel that? 01:06:41 Speaker 4: Colap? I don't even know anymore. 01:06:43 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the last gift. Oh what is it? I remember counting the bag eleven gifts? Ok do you want the bag? 01:06:50 Speaker 2: Bag? 01:06:52 Speaker 4: That's your bag? 01:06:53 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is a it's another one that feels like a hotel shampoo, but based on other things. I don't think that's what it is. Ooh, hand sanitizer. You've set me up here. I got a little bit of everything that I need in life right now. 01:07:11 Speaker 4: Maybe we brand this as the Bridger go bag. 01:07:15 Speaker 3: This is kind of a I mean, I throw it all in and then I'm ready to head into another pandemic or something. This is perfect. I have something to attack my enemies. I have something to just dole my nerves. I have things to relax, food and a pumpkin. I want a camera to document my experiences. 01:07:38 Speaker 2: This is why I mean this is you know, you have the time. I you know, I think I heard in the Timbaltz episode that you're not in a writer's room at this time. 01:07:48 Speaker 4: Is that correct? 01:07:48 Speaker 3: So I'm in the I'm back at Black Monday. 01:07:51 Speaker 2: So I didn't know you were a Black Monday of course, like a Black Monday. 01:07:58 Speaker 3: Oh yes, he's the best. 01:07:59 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, okay, so you know in between, when you're in the next hiatus that you have, you know, I feel like you could just write and direct a short film using all of these elements. 01:08:12 Speaker 3: Or some sort of commercial that somehow incorporates all of them. 01:08:15 Speaker 4: Is this a show? 01:08:17 Speaker 2: It's like it's like a short film, but it's like chopped, but you've used all of the elements to make a short film that you submits. 01:08:26 Speaker 3: That's actually I wish I had thought of that. Now you've got the good idea. 01:08:31 Speaker 4: Well, you know, I mean, I'll let you coep. 01:08:33 Speaker 3: I'm signing on a COEP right now. We have an audio document. Again, I say this almost every episode. I'm happy to sue, so I will come after you. 01:08:44 Speaker 2: He said it with a smile, happy to sue. 01:08:51 Speaker 3: I would love to see you in court. Okay, well you know I've opened all these gifts. We've got to play a game. Okay, to play the game, Gift or a curse or Gift master curse. Okay, gift, you're a curse this game. I'm gonna I need a number foe. 01:09:07 Speaker 2: But oh wait wait, so it's gift edd acurs and I just chose the curse part. 01:09:12 Speaker 4: No, No, there were three options. 01:09:16 Speaker 3: Cool. Op, the name of the game is Gift or a curse. Underline those four words that together, I guess does that feel like a game you want to play? 01:09:27 Speaker 2: Yes? 01:09:28 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I need a number between one and ten. Ten okay, wow, big high roller. Okay, I have to do some calculating for the next minute or so. You can promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want. You have the microphone. I'll be right back. 01:09:43 Speaker 2: Great, I want to promote ad to KRT. It's a new podcast hosted by myself and such and Pac. We are on Lemon Y Lemon out of Media and you can listen to us wherever you get your podcasts, but make sure to follow us on Instagram at add to Cart pod because we talk about uh, we list all of the products that SuChin and I talk about on every episode. What is that to cart? You ask? Should I have start there? 01:10:12 Speaker 4: Probably? 01:10:13 Speaker 2: Ad to a Card is a podcast about what we buy and buy into, and well that says about who we are. So yes, yes, we talk about the things that we've added to KRT. You know, recently I purchased a Hula Santa. I don't know, that's. 01:10:31 Speaker 4: Where I'm at. 01:10:32 Speaker 2: But also I'll talk about things that aren't like not things you buy ideas celebrities. That's what adds a Card is. 01:10:40 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, that's perfect because I've just calculated what we're going to be playing with here. This is what's going to happen. I'm going to name three things. Okay, you're going to tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why. Okay, there are absolutely correct answers. Answers that I mean, just go to the very core of existence, are true and so you can fail. 01:11:03 Speaker 4: Okay. Not subjective, not relative. 01:11:06 Speaker 3: There is no subjectivity whatsoever in this game. Got so be prepared. Okay. Number one, gift or a curse. This is from a listener. Her name's Catherine. She suggested soap in the shape of a cupcake, gift or a curse? 01:11:20 Speaker 4: Curse? 01:11:21 Speaker 3: What a curse? 01:11:22 Speaker 2: Because like I'm in the shower and I'm I've just woken up, and I'm like, ah, I need my body's dirty, let me let me put let me just bathe. And then I'm like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, and it's in my hand. Oh it's frothy, like the type of frosting I like. And now I'm chowing down on soap like I'm some sort of old timey student that swore in missus Anderson's home room. 01:12:01 Speaker 4: Definitively come at me. 01:12:03 Speaker 3: Cool off. I don't have to come at you. You nailed this one. Of course, this whole trend of soap or whatever in the shape of dessert foods. You know, there are various places where they like have soap that looks like a cake. It just makes me feel hungry, and it's the most unsatisfying emotional experience because you're looking at it, you're thinking, oh, cake, and then it just smells like flowers or whatever, and then you're washing your hands. I don't care, don't need that. Why are we tricking ourselves like this, right, sir? I don't want cake in the shape of a soap. No, why would I want to soap in the shape of a cake. 01:12:44 Speaker 2: I want truth, not manipulation. Right. 01:12:49 Speaker 3: I really feel like any soap in the shape of a food is just absolutely a curse. 01:12:54 Speaker 4: Curse. 01:12:55 Speaker 3: You nailed it. Okay, Well, then maybe you're going to do better at this than you thought. 01:13:00 Speaker 2: Okay. 01:13:01 Speaker 3: Number two, gift or a curse? Here we go. Oh, this is an interesting one. This is also from a listener, a listener named Shannon. I think this is a good suggestion speaking to pets in a baby voice. Gift or a curse. 01:13:13 Speaker 2: It's a gift. And why is it Because it's I think it's the only way dogs can understand full sentences. You can be stern and say stop and no, and don't do that, Georgia, don't do that, Molly. But to really have a conversation with a dog is to get out a higher frequency. They don't they you know, when you hit a dog whistle, we don't hear it, and so we need to reach them in. 01:13:42 Speaker 5: A little baby boy so that we can have full conversations and really really get to the heart of the matter, which is, are you my sweet. 01:13:53 Speaker 2: Little bugga bugga boo? 01:13:55 Speaker 5: Are you? Are you the sweetest little boo that I ever seen in the world. 01:14:01 Speaker 3: You're talking to your dogs in a cartoon mouse voice, that's. 01:14:08 Speaker 4: And it's not always that voice. 01:14:09 Speaker 2: Sometimes it's like this, Hi, Molly mighty, what are you hearing right now? Do you want a belly rob? 01:14:22 Speaker 4: Oh? 01:14:23 Speaker 3: Coolap? I can't believe this. Absolutely, I agree it's a gift. The things that I say am willing to say to my dog are I mean, like, every day I'm shocked. I learn a new low that I've sunk into with the things I'm willing to say out loud to a pet. Baby voice. The only time appropriate for a baby voice is when speaking to a pet. 01:14:46 Speaker 2: That's right. 01:14:47 Speaker 3: Otherwise we've got to just get rid of the baby voice. 01:14:49 Speaker 2: No, it's not for a lover. No no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not even. 01:14:55 Speaker 3: For a baby. A baby should be spoken to like a person, like an adult. You should have a converse. 01:15:01 Speaker 4: How are you, baby? 01:15:02 Speaker 2: Are you? 01:15:02 Speaker 3: Well, we've got to have expectations of our babies, and speaking to them in a baby voices all wrong. Yeah, so we should just call them pet voices from now on. Gift or a curse? Final one. You've gone two for two so far. So this is shocking and it's shaking me to my core. And I've got to find Oh number three, this is an interesting one. This is gift or a curse? Badgers animals the Woodland animal Badgers badgers. 01:15:35 Speaker 4: I mean, is it possible for me to answer with or a. 01:15:41 Speaker 2: Oh if I'm middle, if I'm a middling? 01:15:47 Speaker 3: Is that not allowing? 01:15:50 Speaker 2: Or a the isn't the name of this game? Gift or a curse? 01:15:56 Speaker 3: I'm sure? But uh well a fortune the rarely comes into play. Okay, all right, well now I know the rules. 01:16:04 Speaker 2: So then badger. 01:16:07 Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, a badger is. 01:16:12 Speaker 2: It's a it's a gift? 01:16:13 Speaker 4: Why? 01:16:14 Speaker 2: Well? Uh they? You know they maybe they remind me of myself, pushy, leave me alone. 01:16:23 Speaker 4: I'm doing my thing. 01:16:24 Speaker 2: But if you come at me, I'm a honey badger, your face off. So I think there's sort of a spirit animal vibe with the badger I love. I mentioned earlier that I love woodland creatures. This certainly is a woodland creature, right right. Gosh, you know, And uh, I guess they're I'm not really into sports, but I know that they're mascots. And I think that's really important and a big part of our American culture and pastime. And I think it really probably for other people, you know, and in this year of twenty twenty, we really need to be empathetic to other people's experiences. I honor people who have badger mascots. 01:17:13 Speaker 3: Cool up you you know you wrote essentially a short essay about badgers defending your You've gotten two right so far, and I hate for you to break the streak. But badgers are a curse too scary. I think it's the scariest, maybe the scariest animal, badgers and wolverines are terrifying. Have you seen a picture of a badger recently? 01:17:38 Speaker 2: They will pie take I could take a scary picture of myself now, I'm just curious. Are you Have you ever been in an alley with a badger? 01:17:47 Speaker 3: Have you? 01:17:48 Speaker 2: Oh? 01:17:48 Speaker 3: Thank god, or I wouldn't be sitting here on a podcast. My angles would be shredded to ram eat. 01:17:55 Speaker 2: What is your experience with a badger? Sir? 01:18:00 Speaker 3: Terror? Absolutely terror. Anytime I'm in a wooded area, I think you know, they're kind of flat and round. I feel like I'm gonna accidentally step on one and it's just gonna whip around and then just my calves will be blood. I'll just be like shipped to pieces. 01:18:16 Speaker 2: There's no folklore about stepping on a badger, like it's a banana peel in the forest. You've never heard of that happening to anyone. 01:18:27 Speaker 3: Maybe because there have been no survivors. 01:18:29 Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, cool? 01:18:31 Speaker 3: I mean the answer is yeah. I mean there are people like you wandering around saying they're a gift and then suddenly they vanish. And this is you know, this is what needs to be put out into the world. People need to know these things badgers will stop at nothing to kill. 01:18:48 Speaker 2: You saw one clip on Animal Planet. 01:18:52 Speaker 6: I don't even know if I saw that, was it a flip book? I mean, this is just a gut feeling. It's a gut feeling. 01:19:03 Speaker 3: They're kind of like an underground they're burrowing tornadoes. They're just they have these teeth that just seem like they're going to rip you to pieces. You've not for me. 01:19:13 Speaker 2: You find them a little shady. 01:19:15 Speaker 3: Oh of shady? Are you kidding me? This is pure evil, pure There's some animals that are pure evil. 01:19:22 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, some people think of like a goat is sort of like the devil. But Bridger he feels that badgers are. 01:19:31 Speaker 3: Goats, aren't the devil. Goats are kind of just a stupid creature. 01:19:34 Speaker 2: So you feel like they when they burrow, they're coming from like it's a helm mouth. 01:19:39 Speaker 3: I feel they're shooting through the ground like rockets and they're going to come flying out at you in the woods. I absolutely am terrified. And does a wolverine a badger? Are they the same thing? 01:19:52 Speaker 2: I think they're different. I do believe they're different, you know. I hear that there's a really healthy population of badgers, though in Idle Wild. I don't know why I'm bringing. 01:20:01 Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going there anytime soon. This is this is not the sort of thing I need to hear before going to Idlewild. I will to have a peaceful walk through the woods. 01:20:11 Speaker 2: I hear to keep away. Are aware badger, because that's what we're really talking about, is aware badger is to preventively like to light a honey chicken sesame. 01:20:22 Speaker 3: Candle everything around the forest floor. This candle will ward off any any creature where or not. Well, look, you got two out of three. That's not bad. I mean you really the end. You also got a warning about a dangerous creature that you've kind of underestimated. So you're the winner here because you get advice and I just get to continue to live in fear. Coulop. We just have to answer one question from a listener, and we're going to let people move on with their lives. 01:20:54 Speaker 4: Then we start at one, and. 01:20:56 Speaker 3: Then I've got the second bag of gifts, which I will be diving into. 01:21:02 Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden it's New Year's twenty twenty one. We'll do the conetown together. 01:21:09 Speaker 3: Ten nine. Okay, this is called I said no questions. Basically, people are writing into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They're desperate for answers. That's all you need to know. 01:21:22 Speaker 2: God, I love giving people advice. 01:21:25 Speaker 3: Well, then you're gonna love to give this person advice. This say is dear Bridge. You're in guest, so I assume they're talking about you. My husband and I were talking about what to get our daughters for Christmas this year, and my husband, who spends hours playing with our kids while I sit and stew over our healthscape world, said he's ready for some fresh new toys. Oh, this is an interesting dynamic. I informed him the gifts are for our girls. Okay, but come to think of it, maybe I should find a toy he can enjoy with them. Any ideas. That's from Sarah and she's just signed that she lives in Hellscape City, USA. Okay, so this there a person sounds like she is, you know, got just general anxiety about the world right now. She's taking care of things at home, and it sounds like the dad has kind of moved into the fun position of the parents, which is. 01:22:14 Speaker 4: Important for the kids, right they need both. 01:22:18 Speaker 3: But it seems like she's got to get a toy that they can enjoy together. Is there something what can do we have an age of the kids say? 01:22:28 Speaker 2: If appropriate, I would highly recommend getting a Lego set, getting lego like building. That is what been one of my pandemic activities. 01:22:38 Speaker 3: And oh what sort of legos have you been building? 01:22:41 Speaker 2: Well, the Black Monday's pul sheer got me into doing Lego sets, and so first I started with sort of buildings. And it's a bookstore and a condo next to it. Now these are large sets, right, so it's like and it's and then that graduated. I did The Fast and the Furious Doms Dodge Challenger. 01:23:09 Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so was that first said together? Is that the gentrification set? What is that? A condo in a bookstore? What? 01:23:18 Speaker 2: Well, ideally you can build a whole neighborhood. 01:23:21 Speaker 3: Oh okay, and so and. 01:23:24 Speaker 2: It absolutely does look like, yeah, you took over. I mean they don't build the original. They don't. It isn't like you first build the mom and pop shop, then you tear it down and make it the coffee shop that Bridger got seven dollars coffee today. It's not that, but you're not wrong. It does feel very. 01:23:44 Speaker 3: Gentrified and they kind of have them for all age groups. 01:23:49 Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I'm looking at the adult ones because I'm an adult, right, I'm getting adult toys. 01:23:59 Speaker 3: That actually sounds really soothing. I mean, I've never successfully put together a Lego kid because, as I said earlier, my spatial skills are zero. So I would like get a like I remember the last set I got was a Pirate set for Christmas in maybe sixth grade. I would just hand it to my brother. He would use his uh, you know, his skills put it together for me. I'd look at it for a minute and then it would be done. Okay, but maybe it's time for me to try it. I feel like somebody on this podcast is recommended something along these lines, especially for girls, because you know, usually these toys are given to boys. We need more girl builders. 01:24:32 Speaker 4: That's great, that's yes. 01:24:34 Speaker 2: And the thing like what I liked about it Unlike a puzzle, which I've also done during the pandemic, Right, so many puzzles, but with a Lego set, you've got marked bags, you've got an instruction book, so it's so clear, like it just feels very satisfying, like you're just like brick By brick, your built something in a time where we have like we have control, but you know what I. 01:25:05 Speaker 3: Mean, yes, just to have some just a little extra like watch something successfully happen. Yes, you know that there will be an end result and that you did it correctly. No, I think that's a great gift suggestion. I think that you've just nailed that. That's something that the dad and the kids can play with, but it feels like they're learning there. It's like, I think that's a good comparison to a puzzle. I'm not crazy about puzzles, but like a lego is essentially a puzzle thing you get to put together that is just a little bit more elaborate. 01:25:42 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a three D puzzle right right. Trying to think of something else that like would be fun to do. 01:25:50 Speaker 3: I truly have nothing else to suggest here. I mean, is there some sort of little like gardening kit out of door? 01:25:57 Speaker 2: I was like trying to think about, like what our outdoor stuff and I have a nephew who's ten, and there are kind of depending on how active the kids are. I saw on like a gift guide sort of like a home Ninja Warrior set. Again, it's activity level, safety, do you have two posts to secure? 01:26:22 Speaker 3: Are you okay with your children having broken arms? 01:26:24 Speaker 4: Yeah? 01:26:25 Speaker 2: What is your what is your feeling about that? 01:26:27 Speaker 3: What's your taste for that? That's a great idea. I was also gonna say, it's winter time, if it's snowy wherever she is sort of sledding. I love to slid. 01:26:40 Speaker 2: Sledding so fun. Yeah, because I grew up in Minnesota, and where do you grow up in Utah? 01:26:45 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was sledding NonStop. I don't like a an inflatable round. What is that called tubing? 01:26:52 Speaker 4: You don't want to tube? 01:26:53 Speaker 5: Why? 01:26:53 Speaker 3: The loss of control? There's a full loss of control. Yeah, I just feel like I'm barreling towards destruction. 01:26:59 Speaker 2: That's why I don't do you. I wish I was kidding. 01:27:03 Speaker 4: I try him, and I'm like, uh. 01:27:05 Speaker 2: I am. 01:27:06 Speaker 3: You've got to be able to hold on to reality in some way. 01:27:10 Speaker 2: In some way, I mean, I don't know if I if I lost my mind, what I do? 01:27:15 Speaker 4: I mean, I'm barely clinging the sanity now. 01:27:18 Speaker 2: If I just didn't know what reality was, I mean, I mean it's done done. 01:27:23 Speaker 3: So. Yeah, tubing is the mushrooms of sleds. I think that that's very clear. Yeah, that's very cool. Do you have merch? I mean, that's a T shirt. Maybe we need to put that on T shirts. Somebody write that down and get the graphic artist on it immediately. That's a winter that's a sweatshirt. That's a sweater. That's a beanie. 01:27:48 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my goodness, that's a very a lot of words on that beanie. 01:27:55 Speaker 4: Brightered. 01:27:58 Speaker 3: That's a five hundred dollars beanie. This will be handmade. 01:28:02 Speaker 2: People. Just get used to people just staring at your head trying to read it's embroidered on it. 01:28:09 Speaker 3: Are you tired of strangers not kind of staring right above your eyes for minutes at a time. We have a beanie for you, Coulop, Oh my god, what a wonderful Well, that's what it's like, what wonderful time I've had for the last hour and a half. It's time to get into this second bag of gifts. One of them is a Lego kit, which I will be putting together on the podcast. Who going to Coach Me? Ye? 01:28:35 Speaker 2: People are gonna love And I'm not going to describe what he's doing. It's just gonna be the ambient sounds of bricks being put together. 01:28:42 Speaker 3: Halfway through will switch to live stream Instagram viewers will be ensuring this. You know, it's very it's ambient TV, it's exciting, it's fresh. No, but really, I mean I've gotten ten gifts here, plus a canvas bag to load with handguns? What who could ask for more? You are Santa Claus type and just admit it, I am, You're right, you're spreading dead. 01:29:09 Speaker 2: I'm jolly, I'm jolly. 01:29:13 Speaker 3: We need to start describing more people as jolly outside of Santa Claus. Yeah, he shouldn't own that, absolutely not. No, no, no, no, I mean let's give that quality to at least one nonfiction character. 01:29:28 Speaker 2: And let it be a woman of color. 01:29:30 Speaker 3: Do yes, it's time. It's twenty twenty. A woman of color should be able to be jolly. Okay, well, thank you. I mean this is this is the end of the podcast, and people are they're begging to stop hearing my voice. Oh mine, No, they want to keep hearing and they can keep hearing yours on ad to Karte. 01:29:50 Speaker 2: Sure, but I definitely want to congratulate someone who's made it to this point. That's persistence, it's perseverance, it's courage, and I guess courage. You know, it's not having anything else to do. 01:30:03 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's or having a lot of chores. Fair enough, All right, everybody, this is the end. I'm releasing you. My hold, my grasp is released. Go out and live your life and we'll talk again soon. God bless you. I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's engineered by our dear friend Annalise Nelson and the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts. That's where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me, and why not leave a review while you're there. It's really the least you could do. And if you're interested in advertising on the show, go to midroll dot com slash ads. 01:30:53 Speaker 1: Did you hear Funna man myself perfectly clear? Mm hmm. 01:31:00 Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come to me empty, and. 01:31:09 Speaker 1: I said, no, guest, your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me?