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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I I'm Richard Wineger.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're having a nice morning, afternoon, evening, whatever.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's just no way around that I nearly

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Speaker 3: So we're just going to unwind here. We're going to

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Speaker 3: She is so wonderful and so funny. Prepare yourself for

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Speaker 3: Kulob Valisa coolop. I mean, I'm just.

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Speaker 2: Sorry that happened, and I have to I want to

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Speaker 2: The headline is that you almost hit a cyclist. But

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Speaker 3: This is one of those situations. I went to be

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was seven dollars. It's not big, and honestly,

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Speaker 2: I am so afraid I keep such a wide is

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Speaker 3: Lucky, blessed, what are some other synonyms we can get

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm going to defend that. Actually. I love, of

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Speaker 2: But now but now it's my own thing. Like sure,

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Speaker 2: I mean to say, spatchcock is it's fun, It's fun.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm feeling I have to speak this out

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Speaker 3: Do you have your own karaoke mic?

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Speaker 2: One second? Can I reach it can I reach it?

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Speaker 3: How much does that cost? Thirty dollars? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Thirty between thirty and forty? I forget send link.

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Speaker 4: This would have been the best.

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Speaker 3: That would have been an incredible thing to receive. And

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Speaker 3: agreed to be on. Right, there's kind of a contract

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, But what if it's not a gift,

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Speaker 2: Like if we both agree not to call it that,

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Speaker 3: So it's maybe a donation, which then I'm starting to

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Speaker 3: Koolop think of me as a person? She just thinks

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Speaker 3: that I'm this I can't help myself. I need all

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Speaker 3: the help in the world.

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Speaker 1: I need one.

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Speaker 2: I know that's not how I want you to feel.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what if.

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Speaker 2: It's not a gift, it's not a donation. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's a deposit.

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Speaker 3: So now suddenly I'm a bank and we know how

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Speaker 2: Right, No, and I wouldn't want Elizabeth Warren to get

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Speaker 2: think of me giving you a deposit. In every way,

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Speaker 3: Confu Yeah, that just gets I mean on a variety

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Speaker 2: Oh but.

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Speaker 3: Listen, You've upset me, And that's fine.

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Speaker 2: I'm I just I just was brought up in a

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Speaker 3: A podcast, is it not? That's absolutely it.

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Speaker 2: Can't be empty handed regardless of the name of the home.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I just would be it would be so

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Speaker 3: Right, So this, I mean considering a podcast as a home.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to consider this a home invasion. This is

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Speaker 3: you know, this is kind of like a Stranger Have

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Speaker 3: you ever seen The Strangers? A scary stuff? I am

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Speaker 3: scariest of invasion. It is the scariest movie ever made.

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Speaker 2: Bridger, I'm not kidding. Some of my pandemic gifts to

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Speaker 2: myself have been various weapons stowed away in different parts

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Speaker 3: I think that's essential. Home invasion is the scariest thing

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Speaker 3: I can think of it. Yes, agreed, agreed, And so

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Speaker 3: do not watch this movie.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to. So you feel that I am

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Speaker 2: a home invader, okay, and I feel like I am

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Speaker 3: Santa Claus is a home invader, You're a Santa Claus type, Okay, Okay?

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Speaker 3: Does that work?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It actually does?

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Speaker 3: It does. I mean, if we think of Santa Claus

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Speaker 3: as someone who invades homes, it makes them a little scarier,

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Speaker 3: but it makes you a little mix what you've done

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Speaker 3: to me here a little bit softer. It's palatable, right.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you were in my home right now,

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Speaker 3: I would be lunging at your mask. I would be

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Speaker 3: clawing at the floorboards right But we're on the sea

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Speaker 3: and we both feel safe. I did not ask for

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Speaker 3: a gift. I created this safe environment for myself, not

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Speaker 3: to get gifts, and I've just been assaulted time and

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Speaker 3: time again with gifts.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's like you you created a gift free zone, right,

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Speaker 2: But people here they don't like to be told no.

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Speaker 3: It's inexcusable. And I've just made myself an absolute target

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Speaker 3: here and there's nothing I can do but continue to

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Speaker 4: Well, look, it's tough to kind of do a rebrand.

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Speaker 2: At this time.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's I mean, this is not the year to rebrand.

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Speaker 3: Nobody has time for a rebrand. Everybody's got to stay

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Speaker 4: So this is the lane, Yeah, the lane.

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Speaker 3: You're on the lane.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, what I want to assure you.

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Speaker 2: Is that really I didn't go out of my way

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Speaker 2: and I don't want to give anything away, but this

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Speaker 4: I don't know, Britcher, but maybe you like this, and

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Speaker 2: I regret not really going for it and putting things

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Speaker 4: From to go bags and things like that. That was

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Speaker 4: a misopportunity. But I'm speaking ahead of myself.

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Speaker 2: We're dealing with the fact that I think, as you

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean I think it's time. Maybe I

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Speaker 3: I mean, maybe it's full of rotten trash.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my trash orchard that I cultivate.

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Speaker 3: Garbage. I'm going to open this. Should I do it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I will. I would like it, even though I acknowledge

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is I mean, it's in like kind of

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Speaker 2: Sure, I told you it was the rambo of my house.

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Speaker 3: That's right. So there could be like a giant bowie

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Speaker 2: What could it be?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a white claw. It's a ruby great fruit

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Speaker 3: white claw. What fun surprise? Just right off the bat.

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Speaker 3: I've got a little drink here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was like what could take the edge off

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Speaker 2: a white claw more than once. Perhaps Bridger will like

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Speaker 3: This is beautiful. How often are you drinking a white claw?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that's my go to. I love a

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Speaker 2: sparkling drink for sure, like a sparkling water. I have

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Speaker 3: Of it, but I'm weight more types.

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Speaker 4: Oh great, love to talk about.

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Speaker 3: This, please, I love to talk about this is why

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Speaker 3: I want to know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So we get Mountain Valley spring water.

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Speaker 3: Delivered, but we need the beautiful green.

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Speaker 2: The cases of the individual bottles of sparkling water, and

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Speaker 2: I get the peach, and I get the lime.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know they did flavors.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, they do BlackBerry and those are the three

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Speaker 2: that they do. It did feel like there would be more,

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Speaker 3: Have you had the BlackBerry?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's good.

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Speaker 2: Peach is my favorite, and it's a light. I don't

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Speaker 2: I like it. I like a hints slightly essenced.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah, clearly Canadian. They you know they I

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Speaker 3: we don't need that blast of artificial peach flavor.

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Speaker 2: No. No, And then and I think we're we're gonna

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Speaker 3: I think we got that. The Croy kind of is

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Speaker 3: like they've done their thing. They built the foundation for

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Speaker 3: other sparkling waters to grow and thrive. And yeah, so

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Speaker 3: you're getting the that one. And then are you getting

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Speaker 3: any other types? Do you have any other favorites?

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Speaker 2: Let's see I have gotten. You know, I'm so so

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, the one from Whole Foods. And why

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Speaker 2: can't I place it right now? I can't pull the

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Speaker 3: Is it like a Whole Foods brand?

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's not. And I'm picturing the cans and

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Speaker 2: they have black cherry and they have watermelon. They cannot

439
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: pull it. I simply can't pull it.

440
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 3: That's fine, Yeah, have it. I like some spin drift.

441
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: I like a grapefruit spin drift. It tastes like breakfast

442
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 3: to me.

443
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: I see that.

444
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 3: I see that, But some of those flavors are not

445
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 3: quite working. But uh yeah, I wonder what that whole food.

446
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 3: There's a bubbly bubbly. That's one. I just I'm gonna

447
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,959
Speaker 3: be honest, I just out of desperation bought like the

448
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 3: Target brand mineral or sparkling water. The grapefruit one is fantastic. Well, hey,

449
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: I was shocked.

450
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 4: Wait, so it's the actually it's is it? What's the brand?

451
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 3: I hate to even say it aloud. It's such a

452
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: horrible name. Brand name. Oh it's awful. It's called good

453
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: and Gather, which just s is the most excruciating thing

454
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: I can possibly imagine saying aloud, what were they thinking?

455
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: Gather?

456
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: That sounds it's like one of those signs hanging on,

457
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 3: like one of those vinyl lettering signs. You know. It's

458
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 3: like live, laugh, love. It's too much.

459
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 4: You're right, it's very it.

460
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 3: It sounds shabby chic, right, It's just like it makes

461
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 3: my back hurt to even say that.

462
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: But don't pull a muscle. Don't say it again.

463
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 3: I will say that grapefruit was shocking. I was better

464
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 3: than a lacroix. Lacroix, though, is fine, So I guess

465
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 3: maybe it's fine. Should I reach it. I'm reaching back

466
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: to this.

467
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 2: I hope you understand that this is the rest of

468
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: our time together, because.

469
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 3: There are multiple lot of things. This feels kind of

470
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 3: like that Halloween game where you stick your hand in

471
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: something and try to guess it's like, oh, spaghetti's brains.

472
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 3: But I'm so so far. I'm getting this one I

473
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 3: know is some sort of gourd or pumpkin. I'm feeling

474
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 3: like a pumpkin shape and a stem, so I'm gonna

475
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 3: pull it out. It's a little pumpkin. It's a beautiful

476
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 3: little pumpkin.

477
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 4: It's adorable pumpkin.

478
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: So this is this is essentially you getting rid of

479
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 3: your Halloween decorations.

480
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: If that was the case, I would give you the

481
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: five others that.

482
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 3: Are a skeleton bone in here. Next is my guest,

483
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 3: a witch's hat, and some circus peanuts or something.

484
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: That was so fun. I haven't be the best time.

485
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: Was your house fully Halloween decked out?

486
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 4: No it wasn't.

487
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: I'm on a hill, and so I buy the candy

488
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 2: hoping that a child will arrive and they never come.

489
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 3: I never come. In La you have to be basically

490
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 3: in one of like three neighborhoods to get trick or traders.

491
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: Otherwise you can just forget about it. You got to

492
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 3: be in the flats, right, You have to be in

493
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 3: the flats, and you have to be like in the mansions.

494
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 3: That's where everybody's flocking. Also, this year, I guess there

495
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 3: were no trick or treaders, so.

496
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 4: No, I mean my friend's street.

497
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 2: I live in Hollywood, and my friend's street normally gets

498
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 2: like closed down for trick or treaders.

499
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 4: Year it was. It was so fun.

500
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: It was like being in a little you know. It

501
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: was like a kiddie music festival because we had full

502
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: sized bars and we were the hit I was giving

503
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 2: them out. This year, he did have some. The street

504
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 2: wasn't closed, but he sort of rigged a delivery tube

505
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 2: right right, so he I think it was like a

506
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 2: twenty foot He went to home depot and got like

507
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 2: a twenty foot pipe.

508
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 4: And he's he's six nine, he's very tall.

509
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: So he rigged it and then the kid would be

510
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: at the bottom of the driveway and then he would

511
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: just shoot a sniggers down beautiful so that it would

512
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: be safely distanced.

513
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: Did he get many traders?

514
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: I don't think not. I mean last year, when I

515
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: tell you it was so so busy and so wild

516
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: and so and there was some really like bold teens

517
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: that were like, we had again, full size Snickers, we

518
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 2: have full sized Swedish fish. We have like Reese's pieces

519
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: like these are great, these are the great.

520
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is theater candy.

521
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: Yes, and the kids. The teen is like, do you

522
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 2: have milky Way? No, bro, keep going.

523
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: In milky Way, give me a break. That's like everyone's

524
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: candy bar choice. Exactly what is happening with today's teens?

525
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: They're they're tiktoking.

526
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 3: They're tiktoking, and they're milky Way, and then they're those

527
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: are those are two teen words?

528
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,719
Speaker 2: Spread the word yes that we said just so just

529
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: so authentically.

530
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 3: Okay, we have a pumpkin here. I mean, I did

531
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 3: recently realize that I hate carving jack lanterns. I think

532
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 3: I can finally admit that that's not an enjoyable activity.

533
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: I like, I like the full pumpkin.

534
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 3: Oh give me a full like witchy looking pumpkin. I don't.

535
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: I don't need my hands cold and wet with ultimately

536
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 3: me being satisfied with my artistic skills. And then just

537
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 3: it's not for me. I do like pumpkin seeds. Okay,

538
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 3: it's not it's not worth it. Yeah, all right, do

539
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: you have car Did you carve pumpkins this year?

540
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 4: No?

541
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: No, they're a whole, They're whole, they're full.

542
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 3: There, we get the idea with the whole pumpkin. That's

543
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 3: all you need. I don't need the slime, Okay.

544
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: I like my pumpkins to just be a tumnall and

545
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: not just dedicated to all right.

546
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 3: Well, and also, yeah, you get to like just leave

547
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: it there for Thanksgiving. A Jack Lennard doesn't get to

548
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 3: stay for Thanksgiving. And then you've got to get a

549
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 3: whole new set of pumpkins. Why not just October to December?

550
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 3: First you're set with a whole pumpkin.

551
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: That's how I feel, and that's how I'm living.

552
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: Right, And now I've got one miniature pumpkin. I had

553
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 3: a squirrel was eating one of the pumpkins on our porch,

554
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 3: and so I had to throw it out. This will

555
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 3: replace it, and that squirrel will.

556
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: Starve you don't think the squirrel comes back.

557
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I think that that pumpkin must have

558
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 3: had a little chip off it that gave the squirrel

559
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: the idea in the first place. Okay, because our other

560
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 3: pumpkin is fine. But this other thing, the orange one,

561
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: the squirrel went wild. It was like a wood chipper.

562
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: I really wouldn't worry about any squirrel starving in LA.

563
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: They seem quite.

564
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 4: Robust and healthy.

565
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 3: They're very healthy, and they're very okay, they're very comfortable

566
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: walking up to you. Yes, so I think they're getting fed.

567
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: Most of the wildlife here, I think is just having

568
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 3: a wonderful time eating out of our garbage, eating our

569
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: fruit trees, this sort of thing. Yeah, Okay, we've got

570
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 3: to keep going because there are so many things in here. Okay, now,

571
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: next thing could be a bottle. I mean it is

572
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 3: a bottle, but it could be a drink. It could

573
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 3: be a hot sauce. It could be any number of things.

574
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: So here we go. What is it? Oh, it's a

575
00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: whispering it's a whispering angel. Is this like a wine?

576
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 3: Or is this a rose?

577
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 2: Or what it's a rose? Yes?

578
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a little baby ros.

579
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: It's a baby whispering angel.

580
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 3: This feels like I'm at a real housewive's like wrap

581
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: party or something.

582
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: No, they would probably have big magnum.

583
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 3: That's probably true.

584
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 2: This is adorable, And I was like, well, maybe he

585
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 2: doesn't like a white claw. Maybe he's a class your

586
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 2: gents and he you know, we're getting to know each

587
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: other and I will tell you in our time spent

588
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: together that you are both.

589
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate that. I am all things to everyone,

590
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 3: except for if it's a seven dollars coffee, which is inexcusable.

591
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: This should be the best coffee of my life.

592
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: Call it airplane Coe. No, that's just it's a huge.

593
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: That's why I'm not going to say the name of

594
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 3: this place because that comment would sink them. And every

595
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 3: little coffee shop needs every cent right now. So I'm

596
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 3: gonna they got seven dollars of mine that'll keep them

597
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 3: open for months. I'm not going to bash them on air,

598
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: and hopefully they'll figure it out. But now I've got

599
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: this beautiful bottle of rose, which is fantastic. I mean

600
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: truly imagining you're running around the house, it's just incredible,

601
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: just you.

602
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 2: Know, on my own Scott's like, what's she up to you? Again?

603
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 4: Who cares?

604
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: Just skipping, skipping, putting this and that into the bag

605
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 2: as foking.

606
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 3: I love it. As far as wine goes this sort

607
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: of thing, what do you have a preference I prefer?

608
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: I like, I like a red I like a pink car.

609
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: Of course if it's warmer outside. You know, yeah, rose

610
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 2: right right now, a pino greege.

611
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 3: See, I grew up not drinking. I grew up Mormon,

612
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: and so until adulthood, I had never had anything to drink.

613
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 3: I don't. I still don't drink that often, so I

614
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: don't really have strong preferences. If I'm at a holiday

615
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 3: party or something, I'll have a drink. But I also

616
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 3: will consume anything given to me. So I'm not a

617
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: picky person as far as alcohol goes.

618
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 2: Like I still I mean, if I'm like I drink, oh,

619
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: I like this, but I wouldn't in any way. I

620
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 2: just I don't know wine right like I'm not you know,

621
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 2: I don't oh the tannins.

622
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 3: Like, I don't them stuff I don't get like you're

623
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 3: a whispering angel fan number one. I mean, I mean,

624
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess that's clear.

625
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: If I got you white claw and whispering that I'm not.

626
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 4: I don't have a refined palette.

627
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 3: You're really giving yourself away here.

628
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: As truly what else?

629
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: I love it? I am becoming a real housewife. This

630
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: is as close as I'm gonna get.

631
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 2: My best friends love the Real Housewives. One has a podcast,

632
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 2: Bitch Sash right Casey, and I have told her, because

633
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: everyone's talking about it, that I will watch, speaking of Mormons,

634
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Begin with Real Housewives Salt Lake City.

635
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 3: I tried Real Housewives of Beverly Hills over the summer

636
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 3: and watch maybe four episodes and stopped. Started with Real

637
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 3: Housewives of Salt Lake City, and I am could not

638
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: be more sold on a television show. Great. I mean,

639
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 3: it's a wild program, an absolutely wild ride from moment one,

640
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: It's just, you know, it feels like a real fever

641
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 3: dream trip back home.

642
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I'm in. I'm in.

643
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: I probably after we stopped talking, when the final gift.

644
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 3: Is, when the final gift has been received.

645
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,479
Speaker 2: I will start watching it.

646
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a I don't know that much about the show,

647
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: but like I have a lot of questions about it

648
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 3: that you will not be able to answer as an

649
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 3: also a non watcher. But I'm learning things about this

650
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 3: franchise that I had no idea. The first most shocking

651
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 3: one was that every episode is about fifty hours long.

652
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 3: What so prepare.

653
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: Yourself at an hour.

654
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 3: I mean it's a solid hour, but okay, forty minutes

655
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: in you're like, oh, this is another television show I

656
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 3: have to watch.

657
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, but that said, very enjoyable.

658
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 3: A lot of screaming, a lot of backstabbing, a lot

659
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 3: of I mean, I don't want to give too much away,

660
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: but there is a woman who says that she died

661
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 3: twice on the hospital bed while getting her her sweat

662
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: glands removed. So this sort of.

663
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 4: That's tough.

664
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 2: I mean, in the headline that everyone's been talking about

665
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: that this is no spoiler that you know, there's a

666
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,959
Speaker 2: woman who married her stepgrandfather and.

667
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 3: This is that woman. Oh, she provides a lot of

668
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: the entertainment that you'll see on the show.

669
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, all in one woman.

670
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she's she has all kinds of I mean,

671
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 3: it's whispering angel to white claw with this woman. She's

672
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 3: got it all. Okay, great, Okay, I'm going back. I'm

673
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 3: dipping back. This bag is packed. This episode is going

674
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 3: to be six hours long. This is gonna be real

675
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 3: Housewise of Salt Lake City. Law. Okay, this next thing,

676
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: this I cannot identify. It's like I feel netting. I

677
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: feel a box. I mean, if I were going to

678
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: imagine what it was, I couldn't tell you what is it? Fishnet? Okay, Oh,

679
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 3: it's none of the above. It it's a I mean,

680
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 3: I still entirely no, but I'm starting to get an idea.

681
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 3: It's a like a Panda Express box. Inside what I

682
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: thought was netting is like confetti, And I'm going to

683
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 3: guess what's happening in here? Is some sort of candle.

684
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: That's right, it's a Panda Express scented candle. You make

685
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 3: your house like a food court, like an airport food.

686
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 2: You can't go there. It's not safe for you, Bridger

687
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: to go to a food.

688
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: Court in Sherman Oaks.

689
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: Now you can light up this honey sesameat chicken scented

690
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: Panda Express candle.

691
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 3: This is the most revolting candle. I have. Honey sesame

692
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 3: chicken breast. They specify chicken like. You don't need chicken breast,

693
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 3: just a chicken like imagining a raw.

694
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 4: Chicken, the notes of white meat. It's a higher, it's

695
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,959
Speaker 4: a meat.

696
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 3: This looks like a jar of gravy. This is disgusting.

697
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna smell it. Oh my god, that's horrifying that

698
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 3: this is something that you like take into someone's home

699
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: and light in a corner and leave. I'm going to

700
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 3: take this the first party out of quarantine. I'm gonna

701
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: take to an enemy's home and light it in their bathroom.

702
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 3: This is disgusting.

703
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: I mean, doesn't it say something about you that, like,

704
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 2: you're not gonna go see your family, You're not gonna

705
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: see your best friends. You're just gonna go into your

706
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 2: enemy's house.

707
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 3: Yes, because I have priorities. I have. You know, the

708
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: way I live my life is the correct way. First

709
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 3: you get rid of the enemies, You curse their home

710
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 3: with the smell of honey's honey says some chicken breast.

711
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: Then you go and hug mom. Wow.

712
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 4: Wow, this is very You're like kill Bill.

713
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 3: It's a full revel a mission of revenge for me.

714
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 3: I rewatched kill Bill recently actually and had a wonderful time.

715
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 3: It holds up Uma, I mean, oh Uma, who met

716
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,240
Speaker 3: her best Yeah, I mean she's phenomenal. She looks great,

717
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: she's so stylish. Everything about that movie, those movies, I

718
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: guess wonderful. Do you like Panda ex Stress? Where did

719
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: this come from? How did you? How did this come

720
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 3: into your life?

721
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 2: That came that was not something that I purchased. It

722
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: was gifted to me, and I have regifted it to you.

723
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 2: I participated in a hashtag Hate is a Virus. It's

724
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: about supporting Asian businesses who've been affected by anti Asian racism.

725
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 2: Oh fantastic part of the thank you box I got

726
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 2: and I saw it and I was like, this is hilarious.

727
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 4: Who can I give this to?

728
00:40:52,960 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: And then the opportunity came and I'm so happy.

729
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 3: This is incredible. Panda Express is the worst Chinese food

730
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 3: I've ever eaten. I'm just going to put it out there.

731
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Panda Express.

732
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: It's it's yeah, you know, it's not authentic.

733
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's so far removed from anything I

734
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 3: can even even americanized Chinese food. It's like another thing altogether.

735
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: It's like it's barely food and people love it people,

736
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 3: And I'm not I will be very clear. I eat

737
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 3: essentially anything garbage upon garbage. I'll stuff it down my throat.

738
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 3: Panda Express, I draw the line.

739
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: You own that you don't find orange chicken at all appetizing.

740
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: From not from there, absolutely not, Absolutely, it's grizzle. I

741
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 3: feel like they it's like they search the floor every

742
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 3: night and then they dump it in the fryer and

743
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 3: then they cover it in syrup. That's what's happening at

744
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 3: Panda Express.

745
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: For me, it sounds like it's good for the environment.

746
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 3: That's true. It is a sustainable business, so I mean kind,

747
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 3: it's it's not so much your restaurant as an upcycling

748
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 3: retailer that you find in your airports, in your shuttered malls,

749
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: occasionally a strip mall. I guess yes.

750
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: And now the scent is in your home.

751
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: The scent is will never the scent will never be.

752
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: You will light it, you will light it once.

753
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 3: I'm gonna smell it once more.

754
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: Oh, which this was a video podcast.

755
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 4: He is so upset.

756
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: It's like there's like the floral note, like the floral

757
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 3: base note of any candle, and then suddenly grease and

758
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: then strangely poultry and then like a weird almost do

759
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 3: mommy saltiness that's just so horrifying.

760
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 4: I saw it.

761
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: I laughed.

762
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: I did not smell it, because you don't have the

763
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: curious mind of bridge of wineger. Sorry, how does.

764
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: Turned into a compliment towards you? How did that happen?

765
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 3: You're actually you? You made the right movie. Because now

766
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 3: I've just got this, I will have this sense memory

767
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 3: of the honey sesame chicken breast candle. Do they have

768
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 3: other Panda express candles? You must have an orange.

769
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: I mean, you're right, it is an odd one to select.

770
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: They like a sesame beef beef and broccoli in broccoli general, So.

771
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 4: I mean what else could they have?

772
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 3: They could have kungo?

773
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you simply have eggroll.

774
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 3: Egg that's literally just grease. The smell of hot oil

775
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 3: permeating your smell make you smell like a grease fire.

776
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: It is really an egg girl with a birthday candle on.

777
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 3: Top of it. That sound's good. I would eat that

778
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 3: if it had an eggroll in a while.

779
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 2: Eight girls are tasty.

780
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 3: All right, Well, this is horrifying and I am thrilled

781
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 3: to have it. Let's go, let's keep going. Here there's

782
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 3: another bottle.

783
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 4: I had heard.

784
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: You know, a past guest got you an email, and

785
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 2: I thought, let me go the other way.

786
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: I love it. I'm thrilled. Lot of objects. It's just

787
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: a discovery after discovery. Here, okay, this is another bottle.

788
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like. If I had to guess, I would

789
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 3: say this is a hotel shampoo. But it's let's see here,

790
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 3: Oh it's this is This is a real Housewives efice.

791
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: This is a morning recovery.

792
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: It's a ramedy. It's a remedy for the claw and

793
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: the withing.

794
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 3: I'll just get hammered, absolutely crushed by myself. What I

795
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 3: wonder what this is?

796
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: Now?

797
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: How did you get this?

798
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: How did I get this?

799
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 4: I don't know that.

800
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: This is also I think a gift.

801
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: This is something that absolutely no one uses because it

802
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 3: says asoom while drinking. No one has the foresight to

803
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 3: be like, oh, I should also start my morning recovery

804
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 3: now while I'm a party.

805
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you're right.

806
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 3: About that, or up to one hour after your last drink.

807
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 3: I mean, at that point you're drunk. What are we

808
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 3: talking about? This is? And let me see what the ingredients.

809
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just for you know, to serve it

810
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 3: on ice. I mean it it's literally water and sugar. Oh,

811
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 3: and then various herbs.

812
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: I'm well, I mean I guess like you could.

813
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 4: You could.

814
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 2: This is sort of a flight. This is the cool

815
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: op to bridge your flight. And you start with the

816
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 2: claw and then you go the whispering angel on the

817
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 2: you end with this.

818
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: Well, I think that you also put the candle somewhere

819
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 3: in there. That's what the recovery is needed, morning recovery. Well,

820
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: this is very interesting. Do you have bad hangovers?

821
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: As I get older? The recovery is harder, right right?

822
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: You know, and a lot of it is just being dehydrated.

823
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dehydration is a killer.

824
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 2: Yes, So they're not horrible unless I really go for it. Okay, okay,

825
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 2: but I don't drink like I used to. I just

826
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: can't take it.

827
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: I should have started. I should have just started drinking

828
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 3: as soon as I opened this white claw. I would

829
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: be crushed by Now, should.

830
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: We put it on ice and put in the fridge

831
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: in case you decide you want to do that.

832
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 3: I actually go with the fridge. I should have been

833
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 3: putting these in the fridge as we went along.

834
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: But there's more items.

835
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to give it a shot. Here,

836
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 3: let's see here there's now this is this feels like

837
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: almost a box of I would be like this is

838
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 3: a box of Xanax or some sort of pills or

839
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 3: something so.

840
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: That I mean, that would be super real.

841
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 3: It's packy delicious.

842
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: Oh.

843
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 3: I haven't had pocky in a long time. As a kid,

844
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: I would have to like go to a special mall

845
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 3: where they had a Japanese store like import place, and

846
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: you would buy pockey. But now pockey is everywhere everywhere.

847
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: It's delicious treat. It's a chocolate and cookie treat.

848
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 3: For now, let me ask did this come as part

849
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 3: of the virus hashtag gift pack?

850
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 4: That would be yeah, where did.

851
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: This come from?

852
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 2: That came from my own? I think I purchased that.

853
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: I purchased the white beautiful. I think purchase. Yeah, I

854
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: definitely purchased the white. We should go.

855
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 3: Through a receipt. I wanted to receipt.

856
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 2: I purchased the pockey so far in the white claw

857
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 2: and it came in a variety box.

858
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 4: I know that I purchased the.

859
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 2: Pumpkin okay and uh in amongst other pumpkins, and then

860
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: the pockey.

861
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that we're keeping.

862
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 3: Track here, Now where are you adding your pocket. Is

863
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 3: this like a normal grocery trip or is this a

864
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 3: special treat you usually get you get or what's the deal?

865
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, just tie Market. I think you can get

866
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 2: them at Gelson's, Like.

867
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 3: You can there. I think almost any grocery store at

868
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 3: this point. Are you a treat eater in general?

869
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 4: You know?

870
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 2: During this pandemic? I assure him one of the things,

871
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: I like, I let's see, well something there's you still

872
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: have something in there?

873
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 3: Okay? Oh? Should I I'm going to reach back in then.

874
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: I mean this may or may not because there are

875
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 3: still We're gonna have to pick up the pace. This

876
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,720
Speaker 3: is ridiculous, there's so many This next thing also feels

877
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 3: like it could almost be like a box of vitamins

878
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 3: or something. Oh, but it's wow, this is great. A

879
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,959
Speaker 3: disposable camera? Does this still function? When did you buy

880
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 3: this thing?

881
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: I didn't buy that one. This was also this was

882
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 2: in my mood. This is from Disney in my Moulon box.

883
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: Wait, why is the Moulon box? Why do they have

884
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 3: a disposable camera in a moon On box?

885
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 2: Sure I don't quite understand that part.

886
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 3: I hope that there's a one element of the film

887
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 3: where like there's this anachronistic element of everybody has disposable

888
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 3: cameras or something.

889
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was like a Mulan poster and Mulaan

890
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 2: water bottle. There was like some snacks and some treats

891
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 2: like movie snacks and and a pin. And then I

892
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 2: guess you could take photos but not on your phone.

893
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: But it's a disposable camera. It did seem like it's

894
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: a thing that didn't make sense.

895
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 3: But maybe they just put it in there to get

896
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 3: people talking. I'm opening it, I'm getting I'm just diving

897
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: and I haven't seen a disposable camera in a long time,

898
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: and I'm going to take a picture of us. Yay,

899
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 3: I'm going to see and it'll I mean, I won't

900
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: develop this for probably two years, but when I do,

901
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: it'll be like, oh my god, remember that. So here

902
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: we go. Do you think flash or no flash?

903
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 2: I think I think no.

904
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 3: Flash, no flash. Okay, let's see.

905
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 2: Really make sure that you get doubles when you develop

906
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 2: this too, because that's important. Okay, so that you can

907
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 2: give me one. Okay, I mean, let's do on a

908
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 2: flash just to be say.

909
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do Yeah, we might as well you know what,

910
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be cheap with the camera. It

911
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 3: was just given to me. Also, I mean it was

912
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 3: given to you by the Disney Corporation. Let's enjoy the

913
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: camera while we can't do it. Let's see, how do

914
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: I even do this? Out right here? Point in flash

915
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 3: ready lights.

916
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 2: Like we're it's nineteen ninety seven.

917
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 3: I know, it feels I can barely remember how to

918
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 3: use this. Okay, flash is on. The flash light has

919
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: told me it's working.

920
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 4: Pease, here's a question.

921
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, did we ever do selfie style like we just did?

922
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 3: I was just wondering that when I made that motion

923
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: with this camera, we never did. We can't imagine. Well, also,

924
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 3: you're shooting blind, you'd be like, who knows what this

925
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 3: looks like?

926
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,439
Speaker 2: So I saw that Paris Hilton said that she and

927
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 2: Britney Spears invented the selfie.

928
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 3: Oh give me a break. Not they may have popularized

929
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 3: the word okay, but people must have been taking pictures

930
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: of themselves in some way prior to Paris and Brittany.

931
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 3: I mean, Paris is just you know, she's got to

932
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: clutch it whatever she can at this point.

933
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 2: So talking about her and for her then is lifeblood.

934
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder. I mean, we haven't seen her in

935
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 3: a long time.

936
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 2: It's like, does she exists the worshippers?

937
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: Yes, poor thing? But what we're talking about her now?

938
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 3: So we maybe bringing.

939
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 2: Her back, extending some of her life.

940
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 4: That's nice.

941
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 3: I'm excited to have this. This is a great little

942
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 3: tool to have, and I'll get to go. I don't

943
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: even know where to develop photos anymore, probably right aid, right,

944
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: you know, or something. I'll give it a shot.

945
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: Maybe Target still does I don't know, Yeah, maybe.

946
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 3: I love a good printed photo. I mean, this is

947
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 3: something I've been thinking about recently. It's like most of

948
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 3: my photos are now on a electronic device or in

949
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: the cloud, and I just feel like, five hundred years

950
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 3: from now, some sort of alien species is going to

951
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 3: come to Earth and they're from two thousand and five on.

952
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: They'll just be like, oh, I guess society disappeared because

953
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 3: all of these photos are just going to vanish.

954
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 2: Well, but do you It's interesting because you you kind

955
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: of picture I picture the alien to be like so

956
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 2: beyond us in technology, and you picture them as sort

957
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: of like old timey and old timey gal. That's like

958
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: I wish I could hold onto things.

959
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 3: I imagine, and then just an old woman in a

960
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: wheelchair coming out of the UFO and like reminiscing immediately.

961
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 2: Not sort of a higher being that like doesn't speak,

962
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 2: just like you just hear their voice in their your head.

963
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 4: And they can extract your memories.

964
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 2: But you feel that.

965
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: It's Indiana Jones and this old woman in a wheel

966
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 3: chair in the UFO flying through the galaxy looking for

967
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 3: signs of life, and they're not going to find it here.

968
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 3: I'm warning everyone, print a few of your photos for

969
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: those those intrepid explorers.

970
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: You're a different type of Carl Sagan And that's that's fine.

971
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going back into the bag. Now there's like

972
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 3: kind of slippery packaging. Let's pull this out. Oh this

973
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 3: is separate. Oh I grabbed multi Oh but maybe this

974
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: is the right thing to do. Oh I've gotten multiple

975
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 3: masks at once. First of all, one is like a

976
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 3: a COVID type mask. Yes, which is beautiful. This is

977
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 3: very cute. It's got pandas and bamboo and honey.

978
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 2: That was in the heat as a virus.

979
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 3: Oh, fantastic.

980
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 4: That one that one I did not purchase.

981
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 3: You put this on before lighting the candle yes and

982
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: then I've also got it. This is something I've been

983
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 3: meaning to try, but I'm so scared of like a

984
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 3: sheet mask that you put on your face, like car,

985
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 3: I'm afraid I'm going to have some sort of allergic

986
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: reactions that happened to people.

987
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 2: Uh do you have sensitive skin?

988
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 3: Do you?

989
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: Oh? Then you're gonna be fine, Like I mean, if

990
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 2: we have time, and I don't know if you do,

991
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 2: because there are more gifts. What is your I'm always

992
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: interested interested in people's regime, like what are we doing?

993
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: Are we what are we washing our face with? What

994
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 2: sort of moisturizers?

995
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 3: Okay, so I do not wash my face. I shower

996
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: once a day, okay, and uh and then I use

997
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 3: a veno, uh, which I the first episode of this podcast,

998
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 3: I got into a big thing with do you know

999
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 3: Matt Ingebretsen. He shamed me about using a veno and

1000
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 3: it didn't stop me. I'm still using.

1001
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 2: It and uh.

1002
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 3: I just you know, throw that on every morning and

1003
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 3: then that's my routine.

1004
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 2: And when you say a veno, are you saying like

1005
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 2: body lotion.

1006
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very mild, it feels very I've been doing

1007
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 3: it for I don't know since I was probably twelve.

1008
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, so, but you you're putting like you're saying,

1009
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: you're putting in like body soap too on your face? Right?

1010
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 3: Like is that you no? So I use body soap

1011
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 3: from the neck down? Which what does that say about

1012
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 3: my neck? My neck getting washed at all? Hard to

1013
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 3: say my face receives no soap, no soap, no soap.

1014
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 4: I mean you look, it's sort of light, and you

1015
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 4: look I have light.

1016
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 2: I look for you to text me just a selfie

1017
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: so I can really get into the floors and I

1018
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 2: can really get a sense of what we're working with this.

1019
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: You're very right now. The lighting is so mysterious, like

1020
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: we're in a noir film, and like you, I'm coming

1021
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 2: to tell you about my husband who's beat me and I.

1022
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 3: Need Dame has walked into my office and I have

1023
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 3: to trail her husband and see if he's been cheating

1024
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 3: off her.

1025
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 2: I don't even know if you have two eyes.

1026
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 3: Your your Maltese falcon has gone missing, and now it's

1027
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 3: up to me to track it down.

1028
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I am you see because I will tell you

1029
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: what I see as of a very handsome man before me.

1030
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 2: Oh common skin and I am so angry at your regimen.

1031
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: Well, what are we talking about here? Your skin is glowing.

1032
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 3: I mean, you obviously have a better lighting situation. Let's

1033
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: just put that on the table you, that's in front

1034
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 3: of you. I have a like a I've got to

1035
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 3: fix this. I have a lamp on the left side

1036
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 3: of me at the night time, on the right side

1037
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 3: of me.

1038
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 2: Uh, lamp time to the left, nighttime to the right.

1039
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: That's me.

1040
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 2: That's the Bridger promise.

1041
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 3: But your skin looks beautiful. Are you just putting a

1042
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 3: lot of work into achieving this?

1043
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 4: I mean I think there is.

1044
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 2: Of course, I've got good jeans, and then also just

1045
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 2: a real commitment to products. I am opposite you.

1046
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 3: I'm opposite what products are you using?

1047
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 2: I'm saying that I'm again, I don't do this every day,

1048
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 2: but you will be alarmed that I have a ten

1049
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 2: stepped Korean skincare regimenflating, brightening, and we're double cleansing, we're

1050
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 2: double moisturizing.

1051
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 3: You know, even if there is a lot of work there,

1052
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 3: at least you know what works. I feel like a

1053
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 3: lot of people's like my thing apparently works by just

1054
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 3: doing literally nothing, but a lot of people it just

1055
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 3: seems like they're mucking about in the door.

1056
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 2: Have no acne.

1057
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you early on in the pandemic, I

1058
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 3: did have like from my mask. I had sits by

1059
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: my mouth, and I switched to Uh, why am I

1060
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: forgetting the word masks? You can throw away disposable masks.

1061
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 3: Things cleared up immediately, all right. But I feel like

1062
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: I'm doing okay now, I mean knock on wood okay.

1063
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: So I feel like we're.

1064
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 4: But why would are you somebody who has allergies? I'm

1065
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: just trying to I don't.

1066
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,479
Speaker 3: I've actually been meaning to go and get an allergy test,

1067
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 3: mostly just for the experience, because it seems crazy. They

1068
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 3: poke you with like a thousand different things.

1069
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: And they need to do that too.

1070
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 3: But then my boyfriend did that recently and he's now

1071
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 3: getting He learned he's like allergic to a bunch of

1072
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 3: things that you're kind of exposed to, literally, things like cockroaches,

1073
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 3: which just who cares, But he's now getting the shots.

1074
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 3: You have to take them for four years straight for

1075
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 3: cock coaches or no, for I mean for all of

1076
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 3: the things he's allergic to, like grass and whatever. But

1077
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 3: he goes twice a week and gets a shot and

1078
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 3: he has to do that for four years, and then

1079
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 3: that gives him immunity for ten years. Is it worth it?

1080
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, Wow, I mean, and then well then

1081
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 2: you know, the next trip though hopefully you know, we'll

1082
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: get a COVID shot too, Right, he'll just continue to

1083
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 2: be a pincushion. I mean, I don't have allergies, but

1084
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: like I've gone through IVF and it's just like Shanks,

1085
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: that's me getting Dad buy Scott because I can't do

1086
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: it myself.

1087
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it myself.

1088
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 2: There's no one, no, no, no, no. These are big needles.

1089
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: One of those men o pure and is mix. It's

1090
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 2: powder that you Scott Hasmith mix like he's a comedy

1091
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 2: writer and he's doing science.

1092
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 3: Me. He does kind of look like a doctor, he does.

1093
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 4: He does have that.

1094
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: Many pure is the p of a mon pauzle woman.

1095
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 2: And I just do it and they tell me to

1096
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 2: do it, but I because I don't want to investigate further.

1097
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 2: Why why that's part of the protocol, you know, I

1098
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: have to keep a safe distance from things like that.

1099
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 3: Right, of course, of course, I think the less you know,

1100
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 3: the better, Yes, And you have a you know, you've

1101
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 3: got a husband who could potentially play a doctor on

1102
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 3: TV taking care of things.

1103
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: He'll be really happy to hear that.

1104
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 3: Let's yeah, I mean.

1105
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I feel I feel confident that you'll

1106
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: be okay with these masks, and I'm just based on

1107
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 2: that information that you've given me. So what I would do, though,

1108
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 2: is I would at least do sort of a rinse

1109
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 2: and then put a mask.

1110
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 3: On a rinse, just literally run water over my face.

1111
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just because what I don't want you to

1112
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 2: do is if you already have like dirt on your face,

1113
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 2: then to put a mask on top.

1114
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 3: I think that part you love so professional.

1115
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 2: I'd like you to get into some sort of cleansing regimen,

1116
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 2: but we just slow it and I don't want to.

1117
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 3: You really do sound like my dermatologists. It's crazy. That

1118
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 3: just felt so natural to how you were speaking. Consider it.

1119
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,959
Speaker 3: It's another career path you could take if you change your.

1120
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 4: Mind, you know, again, a pandemic pivot.

1121
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 3: Like as I said, wait for the vaccine, then you

1122
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 3: do the rebrand as a dermatology.

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01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, You're right, Okay, I'll stay on my

1124
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: lane until then.

1125
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 3: And then I I mean, you also gave me a

1126
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 3: lip mask. I've never even seen this in action. That

1127
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 3: sounds like I will look terrifying.

1128
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 2: No, it's just you're not gonna. I mean, you look

1129
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: silly while it's on, right, But then give you it's

1130
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 2: not like a duck face thing. It's really just a

1131
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: moisturizer life. Okay, Okay, you're not gonna. It's not going

1132
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 2: to make you look like you have be stung lips

1133
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 2: or anything like that.

1134
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 3: I mean that could be a good look for me

1135
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: for a few weeks. Okay, sure, yeah, weeks.

1136
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 2: My goodness, weeks.

1137
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 3: I'm going to come out of the pandemic with a

1138
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 3: full Jennifer Coolidge lip. People are not going to know

1139
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 3: how to handle me.

1140
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 2: I love I love skincare. I have quite a bit

1141
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 2: of masks, and so I gave some to you.

1142
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 3: I mean, they're working for you, So maybe it's time

1143
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 3: I give it a shot. I do feel like as

1144
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 3: I get older, I need to start. I mean I

1145
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 3: should consider some more options, some more things to do.

1146
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 2: That you are a white man, I just want to

1147
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: gently say.

1148
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 3: That right and white, I mean old white skin is

1149
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 3: not good looking.

1150
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 2: I just yeah, you said it.

1151
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 3: I'm happy to say it. It's terrifying. That's one of

1152
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 3: my biggest fears. I'm gonna look like a ghoule. I'm absolutely,

1153
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 3: I mean, in sixty five it's just ghoule town for me.

1154
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 3: If I don't get on top of it.

1155
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 2: Well, the thing about it is like Asians don't raisin.

1156
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 2: And then it's just like it hits you around like

1157
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 2: seventy it hits you and it's just like boom, you're

1158
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 2: Pat Merita, like everybody begins Pat Marina. But I would

1159
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 2: just you know, consider a cleanser and I and a

1160
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 2: moisturizer and definitely an I cream.

1161
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 3: We're moving on to the next thing here. Sure it's

1162
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 3: like a bag and there's I would guess this is

1163
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 3: gummy bears.

1164
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so now we're going we're answering your question of

1165
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 2: some of the snake snacks.

1166
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 3: That I love and I don't know how to pronounce.

1167
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 3: Is it harrobo or Horribo?

1168
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 2: A great question. I don't want Harribo horrible.

1169
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 3: It's the best gummy brand a million miles.

1170
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 2: A million miles. I love the cherries I love, I mean,

1171
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 2: those are the best ones.

1172
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 3: They make so many. I mean the level. I mean,

1173
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 3: the amount of different gummy products this company produces is

1174
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 3: absolutely wild. They have you ever had these sour straws?

1175
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 2: Yes?

1176
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 3: Oh, sour spaghetti fantastic, so unbelievable. I've never had a

1177
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 3: harrobo product I didn't like. Yeah, although I've never tried

1178
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 3: the cola ones, that doesn't appeal to me.

1179
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't need to chew my cola.

1180
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: No, I don't understand who that's for. I've never seen

1181
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,919
Speaker 3: another human being eat one. It feels like they could

1182
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 3: shut down that division. I think that's the one that's

1183
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 3: the owner's son had the idea, and so they're just

1184
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 3: doing it. But uh, nobody's eating the cola flavored gummies.

1185
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 3: Let's stick to fruit. That's my opinion on all of this.

1186
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 3: Are peaches your favorite?

1187
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 2: There? I think the cherries are my favorite, and so

1188
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 2: I didn't have that. I already eaten though, so I

1189
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 2: didn't have those available to give you.

1190
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 3: I wish that I could. There's frogs there are frogs

1191
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 3: are delicious.

1192
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course? Is your classic bear a bear?

1193
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 3: I love a good Their gummy bears are The flavors

1194
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: are right where you need them to be, and a

1195
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: texture too great I will occasionally do. Is a black forest?

1196
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 3: Is that another brand of gummy bears? Yep, in the

1197
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 3: gold bag? Those are good.

1198
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 2: Those are good.

1199
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 3: And I'd like a sour gumming worm, which Harribo does

1200
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 3: not produce.

1201
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 2: They would say, trolley trolley, Yes, you know your classic

1202
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 2: sour patch kids, your class right, there's all I love

1203
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: sour sour candies period.

1204
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh, sour handy. I could go on and on about set.

1205
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 3: I like a warhead gum. Yes, anything. I do think

1206
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 3: that most of my nerve endings are just fried, and

1207
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 3: so I just need any I need the maximum of anything. So, oh,

1208
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 3: I've got peaches. This is a this is a treasure.

1209
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 3: This is a real treat. I'm going to take those

1210
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 3: with me wherever I go. Oh, I can have those

1211
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 3: in the car as a little snack. Okay, I'm diving

1212
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 3: back in great. This is another mask. Oh it's a steam.

1213
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 3: Do you have the microwave? This is a steam?

1214
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 2: I think I don't think you have to.

1215
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 4: I hope not.

1216
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 3: Okay.

1217
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I have like five of those that I bought

1218
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 2: that I actually haven't used yet.

1219
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 3: Oh it says, oh, I guess it warms up on

1220
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 3: its own, which sounds so dangerous to me. That sounds

1221
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 3: like it's gonna absolutely.

1222
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 4: Leave a paran technology.

1223
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 3: They know what they're doing.

1224
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 2: They they know about skincare. It's so like baked into

1225
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 2: their culture.

1226
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 3: Well, you know, one thing I really miss in the

1227
01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 3: pandemic is uh I would go to a Korean spa

1228
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 3: called we Spaw.

1229
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, yes, I love that place.

1230
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 3: I mean they may It was so affordable, it was

1231
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 3: so luxurious. You felt wonderful every time you went. What

1232
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 3: do we do after a pandemic? I don't know, I

1233
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know. I just want my body scrub.

1234
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 2: Oh God, the akissary scrub is the best.

1235
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 3: That's incredible. I'm going to point out, I mean, there's

1236
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 3: one gift left in here, but this you have. You

1237
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 3: have made history here. I mean I'm going to quickly

1238
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 3: count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine,

1239
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 3: and we're headed into the tenth gift out of this bag?

1240
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 4: Is that the last gift is?

1241
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 2: Can you feel that?

1242
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 4: Colap? I don't even know anymore.

1243
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the last gift. Oh what is it?

1244
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 3: I remember counting the bag eleven gifts? Ok do you

1245
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 3: want the bag?

1246
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 2: Bag?

1247
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 4: That's your bag?

1248
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is a it's another one that

1249
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 3: feels like a hotel shampoo, but based on other things.

1250
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what it is. Ooh, hand sanitizer.

1251
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 3: You've set me up here. I got a little bit

1252
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 3: of everything that I need in life right now.

1253
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 4: Maybe we brand this as the Bridger go bag.

1254
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 3: This is kind of a I mean, I throw it

1255
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 3: all in and then I'm ready to head into another

1256
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 3: pandemic or something. This is perfect. I have something to

1257
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 3: attack my enemies. I have something to just dole my nerves.

1258
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 3: I have things to relax, food and a pumpkin. I

1259
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 3: want a camera to document my experiences.

1260
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,280
Speaker 2: This is why I mean this is you know, you

1261
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 2: have the time. I you know, I think I heard

1262
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 2: in the Timbaltz episode that you're not in a writer's

1263
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 2: room at this time.

1264
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 4: Is that correct?

1265
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 3: So I'm in the I'm back at Black Monday.

1266
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 2: So I didn't know you were a Black Monday of course,

1267
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 2: like a Black Monday.

1268
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 3: Oh yes, he's the best.

1269
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, okay, so you know in between, when you're

1270
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 2: in the next hiatus that you have, you know, I

1271
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 2: feel like you could just write and direct a short

1272
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 2: film using all of these elements.

1273
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 3: Or some sort of commercial that somehow incorporates all of them.

1274
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 4: Is this a show?

1275
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,839
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a short film, but it's like chopped,

1276
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 2: but you've used all of the elements to make a

1277
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 2: short film that you submits.

1278
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 3: That's actually I wish I had thought of that. Now

1279
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 3: you've got the good idea.

1280
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I mean, I'll let you coep.

1281
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,640
Speaker 3: I'm signing on a COEP right now. We have an

1282
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 3: audio document. Again, I say this almost every episode. I'm

1283
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 3: happy to sue, so I will come after you.

1284
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 2: He said it with a smile, happy to sue.

1285
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 3: I would love to see you in court. Okay, well

1286
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 3: you know I've opened all these gifts. We've got to

1287
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 3: play a game. Okay, to play the game, Gift or

1288
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 3: a curse or Gift master curse. Okay, gift, you're a

1289
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 3: curse this game. I'm gonna I need a number foe.

1290
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 2: But oh wait wait, so it's gift edd acurs and

1291
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 2: I just chose the curse part.

1292
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,879
Speaker 4: No, No, there were three options.

1293
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 3: Cool. Op, the name of the game is Gift or

1294
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 3: a curse. Underline those four words that together, I guess

1295
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 3: does that feel like a game you want to play?

1296
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 2: Yes?

1297
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I need a number between one and ten.

1298
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 3: Ten okay, wow, big high roller. Okay, I have to

1299
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 3: do some calculating for the next minute or so. You

1300
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 3: can promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want. You

1301
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 3: have the microphone. I'll be right back.

1302
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:46,680
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01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 2: make sure to follow us on Instagram at add to

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01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,639
Speaker 2: Cart pod because we talk about uh, we list all

1308
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 2: of the products that SuChin and I talk about on

1309
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 2: every episode. What is that to cart? You ask? Should

1310
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 2: I have start there?

1311
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 4: Probably?

1312
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 2: Ad to a Card is a podcast about what we

1313
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 2: buy and buy into, and well that says about who

1314
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 2: we are. So yes, yes, we talk about the things

1315
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 2: that we've added to KRT. You know, recently I purchased

1316
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 2: a Hula Santa. I don't know, that's.

1317
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 4: Where I'm at.

1318
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 2: But also I'll talk about things that aren't like not

1319
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 2: things you buy ideas celebrities. That's what adds a Card is.

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01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, that's perfect because I've just calculated what we're

1321
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 3: going to be playing with here. This is what's going

1322
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 3: to happen. I'm going to name three things. Okay, you're

1323
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 3: going to tell me if they're a gift or a

1324
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 3: curse and why. Okay, there are absolutely correct answers. Answers

1325
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 3: that I mean, just go to the very core of existence,

1326
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 3: are true and so you can fail.

1327
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 4: Okay. Not subjective, not relative.

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01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 3: There is no subjectivity whatsoever in this game. Got so

1329
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 3: be prepared. Okay. Number one, gift or a curse. This

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01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:17,759
Speaker 3: is from a listener. Her name's Catherine. She suggested soap

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01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 3: in the shape of a cupcake, gift or a curse?

1332
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 4: Curse?

1333
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 3: What a curse?

1334
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 2: Because like I'm in the shower and I'm I've just

1335
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 2: woken up, and I'm like, ah, I need my body's dirty,

1336
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,640
Speaker 2: let me let me put let me just bathe. And

1337
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,800
Speaker 2: then I'm like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, and it's in

1338
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 2: my hand. Oh it's frothy, like the type of frosting

1339
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 2: I like. And now I'm chowing down on soap like

1340
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 2: I'm some sort of old timey student that swore in

1341
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:59,440
Speaker 2: missus Anderson's home room.

1342
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 4: Definitively come at me.

1343
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: Cool off. I don't have to come at you. You

1344
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 3: nailed this one. Of course, this whole trend of soap

1345
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,200
Speaker 3: or whatever in the shape of dessert foods. You know,

1346
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 3: there are various places where they like have soap that

1347
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,719
Speaker 3: looks like a cake. It just makes me feel hungry,

1348
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 3: and it's the most unsatisfying emotional experience because you're looking

1349
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 3: at it, you're thinking, oh, cake, and then it just

1350
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 3: smells like flowers or whatever, and then you're washing your hands.

1351
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,639
Speaker 3: I don't care, don't need that. Why are we tricking

1352
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 3: ourselves like this, right, sir? I don't want cake in

1353
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 3: the shape of a soap. No, why would I want

1354
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 3: to soap in the shape of a cake.

1355
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:47,719
Speaker 2: I want truth, not manipulation. Right.

1356
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 3: I really feel like any soap in the shape of

1357
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 3: a food is just absolutely a curse.

1358
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 4: Curse.

1359
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 3: You nailed it. Okay, Well, then maybe you're going to

1360
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 3: do better at this than you thought.

1361
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:00,759
Speaker 2: Okay.

1362
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 3: Number two, gift or a curse? Here we go. Oh,

1363
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 3: this is an interesting one. This is also from a listener,

1364
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 3: a listener named Shannon. I think this is a good

1365
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 3: suggestion speaking to pets in a baby voice. Gift or

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01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 3: a curse.

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01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:20,600
Speaker 2: It's a gift. And why is it Because it's I

1368
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,520
Speaker 2: think it's the only way dogs can understand full sentences.

1369
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 2: You can be stern and say stop and no, and

1370
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 2: don't do that, Georgia, don't do that, Molly. But to

1371
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 2: really have a conversation with a dog is to get

1372
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 2: out a higher frequency. They don't they you know, when

1373
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 2: you hit a dog whistle, we don't hear it, and

1374
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 2: so we need to reach them in.

1375
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 5: A little baby boy so that we can have full

1376
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 5: conversations and really really get to the heart of the matter,

1377
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,240
Speaker 5: which is, are you my sweet.

1378
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 2: Little bugga bugga boo?

1379
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 5: Are you? Are you the sweetest little boo that I

1380
01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,839
Speaker 5: ever seen in the world.

1381
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:06,440
Speaker 3: You're talking to your dogs in a cartoon mouse voice, that's.

1382
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:09,880
Speaker 4: And it's not always that voice.

1383
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's like this, Hi, Molly mighty, what are you

1384
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 2: hearing right now? Do you want a belly rob?

1385
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

1386
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 3: Coolap? I can't believe this. Absolutely, I agree it's a gift.

1387
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,640
Speaker 3: The things that I say am willing to say to

1388
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 3: my dog are I mean, like, every day I'm shocked.

1389
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 3: I learn a new low that I've sunk into with

1390
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 3: the things I'm willing to say out loud to a pet.

1391
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 3: Baby voice. The only time appropriate for a baby voice

1392
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,719
Speaker 3: is when speaking to a pet.

1393
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,280
Speaker 2: That's right.

1394
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,639
Speaker 3: Otherwise we've got to just get rid of the baby voice.

1395
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not for a lover. No no, no, no, no, no, no,

1396
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 2: it's not even.

1397
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 3: For a baby. A baby should be spoken to like

1398
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 3: a person, like an adult. You should have a converse.

1399
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,120
Speaker 4: How are you, baby?

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01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 2: Are you?

1401
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 3: Well, we've got to have expectations of our babies, and

1402
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,440
Speaker 3: speaking to them in a baby voices all wrong. Yeah,

1403
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 3: so we should just call them pet voices from now on.

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01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse? Final one. You've gone two for

1405
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 3: two so far. So this is shocking and it's shaking

1406
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 3: me to my core. And I've got to find Oh

1407
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 3: number three, this is an interesting one. This is gift

1408
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:34,280
Speaker 3: or a curse? Badgers animals the Woodland animal Badgers badgers.

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01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 4: I mean, is it possible for me to answer with

1410
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 4: or a.

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01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:47,639
Speaker 2: Oh if I'm middle, if I'm a middling?

1412
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 3: Is that not allowing?

1413
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:54,160
Speaker 2: Or a the isn't the name of this game? Gift

1414
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 2: or a curse?

1415
01:15:56,200 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 3: I'm sure? But uh well a fortune the rarely comes

1416
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 3: into play. Okay, all right, well now I know the rules.

1417
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 2: So then badger.

1418
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,719
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, a badger is.

1419
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,559
Speaker 2: It's a it's a gift?

1420
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 4: Why?

1421
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 2: Well? Uh they? You know they maybe they remind me

1422
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:23,639
Speaker 2: of myself, pushy, leave me alone.

1423
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 4: I'm doing my thing.

1424
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 2: But if you come at me, I'm a honey badger,

1425
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,760
Speaker 2: your face off. So I think there's sort of a

1426
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 2: spirit animal vibe with the badger I love. I mentioned

1427
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 2: earlier that I love woodland creatures. This certainly is a

1428
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 2: woodland creature, right right. Gosh, you know, And uh, I

1429
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 2: guess they're I'm not really into sports, but I know

1430
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,680
Speaker 2: that they're mascots. And I think that's really important and

1431
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 2: a big part of our American culture and pastime. And

1432
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 2: I think it really probably for other people, you know,

1433
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 2: and in this year of twenty twenty, we really need

1434
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 2: to be empathetic to other people's experiences. I honor people

1435
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,440
Speaker 2: who have badger mascots.

1436
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 3: Cool up you you know you wrote essentially a short

1437
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 3: essay about badgers defending your You've gotten two right so far,

1438
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,680
Speaker 3: and I hate for you to break the streak. But

1439
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:31,440
Speaker 3: badgers are a curse too scary. I think it's the scariest,

1440
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:36,519
Speaker 3: maybe the scariest animal, badgers and wolverines are terrifying. Have

1441
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 3: you seen a picture of a badger recently?

1442
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 2: They will pie take I could take a scary picture

1443
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,720
Speaker 2: of myself now, I'm just curious. Are you Have you

1444
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,839
Speaker 2: ever been in an alley with a badger?

1445
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 3: Have you?

1446
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:48,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

1447
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,520
Speaker 3: Thank god, or I wouldn't be sitting here on a podcast.

1448
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 3: My angles would be shredded to ram eat.

1449
01:17:55,439 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 2: What is your experience with a badger? Sir?

1450
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:04,320
Speaker 3: Terror? Absolutely terror. Anytime I'm in a wooded area, I

1451
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 3: think you know, they're kind of flat and round. I

1452
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 3: feel like I'm gonna accidentally step on one and it's

1453
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,200
Speaker 3: just gonna whip around and then just my calves will

1454
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 3: be blood. I'll just be like shipped to pieces.

1455
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 2: There's no folklore about stepping on a badger, like it's

1456
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 2: a banana peel in the forest. You've never heard of

1457
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,719
Speaker 2: that happening to anyone.

1458
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,480
Speaker 3: Maybe because there have been no survivors.

1459
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, cool?

1460
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 3: I mean the answer is yeah. I mean there are

1461
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 3: people like you wandering around saying they're a gift and

1462
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 3: then suddenly they vanish. And this is you know, this

1463
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,479
Speaker 3: is what needs to be put out into the world.

1464
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 3: People need to know these things badgers will stop at

1465
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 3: nothing to kill.

1466
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,799
Speaker 2: You saw one clip on Animal Planet.

1467
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 6: I don't even know if I saw that, was it

1468
01:18:56,720 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 6: a flip book? I mean, this is just a gut feeling.

1469
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,839
Speaker 6: It's a gut feeling.

1470
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,960
Speaker 3: They're kind of like an underground they're burrowing tornadoes. They're

1471
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: just they have these teeth that just seem like they're

1472
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 3: going to rip you to pieces. You've not for me.

1473
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,000
Speaker 2: You find them a little shady.

1474
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh of shady? Are you kidding me? This is pure evil,

1475
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,479
Speaker 3: pure There's some animals that are pure evil.

1476
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, some people think of like a goat is

1477
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,559
Speaker 2: sort of like the devil. But Bridger he feels that

1478
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,120
Speaker 2: badgers are.

1479
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 3: Goats, aren't the devil. Goats are kind of just a

1480
01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 3: stupid creature.

1481
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:37,040
Speaker 2: So you feel like they when they burrow, they're coming

1482
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,719
Speaker 2: from like it's a helm mouth.

1483
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:44,719
Speaker 3: I feel they're shooting through the ground like rockets and

1484
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 3: they're going to come flying out at you in the woods.

1485
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 3: I absolutely am terrified. And does a wolverine a badger?

1486
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 3: Are they the same thing?

1487
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,800
Speaker 2: I think they're different. I do believe they're different, you know.

1488
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:58,160
Speaker 2: I hear that there's a really healthy population of badgers,

1489
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 2: though in Idle Wild. I don't know why I'm bringing.

1490
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going there anytime soon. This is this

1491
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 3: is not the sort of thing I need to hear

1492
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,639
Speaker 3: before going to Idlewild. I will to have a peaceful

1493
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 3: walk through the woods.

1494
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 2: I hear to keep away. Are aware badger, because that's

1495
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 2: what we're really talking about, is aware badger is to

1496
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:22,600
Speaker 2: preventively like to light a honey chicken sesame.

1497
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:28,679
Speaker 3: Candle everything around the forest floor. This candle will ward

1498
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 3: off any any creature where or not. Well, look, you

1499
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 3: got two out of three. That's not bad. I mean

1500
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 3: you really the end. You also got a warning about

1501
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:42,120
Speaker 3: a dangerous creature that you've kind of underestimated. So you're

1502
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 3: the winner here because you get advice and I just

1503
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 3: get to continue to live in fear. Coulop. We just

1504
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:51,960
Speaker 3: have to answer one question from a listener, and we're

1505
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,639
Speaker 3: going to let people move on with their lives.

1506
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 4: Then we start at one, and.

1507
01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:58,760
Speaker 3: Then I've got the second bag of gifts, which I

1508
01:20:58,800 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 3: will be diving into.

1509
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden it's New Year's twenty

1510
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,160
Speaker 2: twenty one. We'll do the conetown together.

1511
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 3: Ten nine. Okay, this is called I said no questions. Basically,

1512
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 3: people are writing into I said no gifts at gmail

1513
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 3: dot com. They're desperate for answers. That's all you need

1514
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 3: to know.

1515
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 2: God, I love giving people advice.

1516
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,920
Speaker 3: Well, then you're gonna love to give this person advice.

1517
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 3: This say is dear Bridge. You're in guest, so I

1518
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:33,720
Speaker 3: assume they're talking about you. My husband and I were

1519
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,160
Speaker 3: talking about what to get our daughters for Christmas this year,

1520
01:21:36,439 --> 01:21:38,920
Speaker 3: and my husband, who spends hours playing with our kids

1521
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,800
Speaker 3: while I sit and stew over our healthscape world, said

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01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,160
Speaker 3: he's ready for some fresh new toys. Oh, this is

1523
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,760
Speaker 3: an interesting dynamic. I informed him the gifts are for

1524
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,080
Speaker 3: our girls. Okay, but come to think of it, maybe

1525
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 3: I should find a toy he can enjoy with them.

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01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,240
Speaker 3: Any ideas. That's from Sarah and she's just signed that

1527
01:21:55,280 --> 01:22:00,160
Speaker 3: she lives in Hellscape City, USA. Okay, so this there

1528
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 3: a person sounds like she is, you know, got just

1529
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 3: general anxiety about the world right now. She's taking care

1530
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 3: of things at home, and it sounds like the dad

1531
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,560
Speaker 3: has kind of moved into the fun position of the parents,

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01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 3: which is.

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01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 4: Important for the kids, right they need both.

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01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,080
Speaker 3: But it seems like she's got to get a toy

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01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:24,719
Speaker 3: that they can enjoy together. Is there something what can

1536
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,839
Speaker 3: do we have an age of the kids say?

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01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 2: If appropriate, I would highly recommend getting a Lego set,

1538
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 2: getting lego like building. That is what been one of

1539
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 2: my pandemic activities.

1540
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 3: And oh what sort of legos have you been building?

1541
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 2: Well, the Black Monday's pul sheer got me into doing

1542
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 2: Lego sets, and so first I started with sort of buildings.

1543
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 2: And it's a bookstore and a condo next to it.

1544
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:01,320
Speaker 2: Now these are large sets, right, so it's like and

1545
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:05,000
Speaker 2: it's and then that graduated. I did The Fast and

1546
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 2: the Furious Doms Dodge Challenger.

1547
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so was that first said together? Is that

1548
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:18,200
Speaker 3: the gentrification set? What is that? A condo in a bookstore? What?

1549
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,520
Speaker 2: Well, ideally you can build a whole neighborhood.

1550
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 3: Oh okay, and so and.

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01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,559
Speaker 2: It absolutely does look like, yeah, you took over. I

1552
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 2: mean they don't build the original. They don't. It isn't

1553
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 2: like you first build the mom and pop shop, then

1554
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,960
Speaker 2: you tear it down and make it the coffee shop

1555
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:41,920
Speaker 2: that Bridger got seven dollars coffee today. It's not that,

1556
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,040
Speaker 2: but you're not wrong. It does feel very.

1557
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:49,080
Speaker 3: Gentrified and they kind of have them for all age groups.

1558
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:51,559
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I'm

1559
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,120
Speaker 2: looking at the adult ones because I'm an adult, right,

1560
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 2: I'm getting adult toys.

1561
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,440
Speaker 3: That actually sounds really soothing. I mean, I've never successfully

1562
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 3: put together a Lego kid because, as I said earlier,

1563
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 3: my spatial skills are zero. So I would like get

1564
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:09,040
Speaker 3: a like I remember the last set I got was

1565
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 3: a Pirate set for Christmas in maybe sixth grade. I

1566
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,720
Speaker 3: would just hand it to my brother. He would use

1567
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,560
Speaker 3: his uh, you know, his skills put it together for me.

1568
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 3: I'd look at it for a minute and then it

1569
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,160
Speaker 3: would be done. Okay, but maybe it's time for me

1570
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 3: to try it. I feel like somebody on this podcast

1571
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:27,040
Speaker 3: is recommended something along these lines, especially for girls, because

1572
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:30,840
Speaker 3: you know, usually these toys are given to boys. We

1573
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:31,959
Speaker 3: need more girl builders.

1574
01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 4: That's great, that's yes.

1575
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:39,960
Speaker 2: And the thing like what I liked about it Unlike

1576
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,280
Speaker 2: a puzzle, which I've also done during the pandemic, Right,

1577
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:47,200
Speaker 2: so many puzzles, but with a Lego set, you've got

1578
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 2: marked bags, you've got an instruction book, so it's so clear,

1579
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:57,640
Speaker 2: like it just feels very satisfying, like you're just like

1580
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:02,240
Speaker 2: brick By brick, your built something in a time where

1581
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:05,559
Speaker 2: we have like we have control, but you know what I.

1582
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:09,040
Speaker 3: Mean, yes, just to have some just a little extra

1583
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:13,920
Speaker 3: like watch something successfully happen. Yes, you know that there

1584
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:18,600
Speaker 3: will be an end result and that you did it correctly. No,

1585
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,240
Speaker 3: I think that's a great gift suggestion. I think that

1586
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 3: you've just nailed that. That's something that the dad and

1587
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 3: the kids can play with, but it feels like they're

1588
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 3: learning there. It's like, I think that's a good comparison

1589
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 3: to a puzzle. I'm not crazy about puzzles, but like

1590
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 3: a lego is essentially a puzzle thing you get to

1591
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:42,360
Speaker 3: put together that is just a little bit more elaborate.

1592
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a three D puzzle right right. Trying to

1593
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 2: think of something else that like would be fun to do.

1594
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 3: I truly have nothing else to suggest here. I mean,

1595
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,840
Speaker 3: is there some sort of little like gardening kit out

1596
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:57,160
Speaker 3: of door?

1597
01:25:57,280 --> 01:25:58,920
Speaker 2: I was like trying to think about, like what our

1598
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 2: outdoor stuff and I have a nephew who's ten, and

1599
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:06,800
Speaker 2: there are kind of depending on how active the kids are.

1600
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:11,439
Speaker 2: I saw on like a gift guide sort of like

1601
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:18,800
Speaker 2: a home Ninja Warrior set. Again, it's activity level, safety,

1602
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,839
Speaker 2: do you have two posts to secure?

1603
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:24,719
Speaker 3: Are you okay with your children having broken arms?

1604
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1605
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 2: What is your what is your feeling about that?

1606
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:33,920
Speaker 3: What's your taste for that? That's a great idea. I

1607
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,040
Speaker 3: was also gonna say, it's winter time, if it's snowy

1608
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 3: wherever she is sort of sledding. I love to slid.

1609
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:43,560
Speaker 2: Sledding so fun. Yeah, because I grew up in Minnesota,

1610
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,200
Speaker 2: and where do you grow up in Utah?

1611
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:48,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was sledding NonStop. I don't like a an

1612
01:26:48,439 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 3: inflatable round. What is that called tubing?

1613
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 4: You don't want to tube?

1614
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:53,479
Speaker 5: Why?

1615
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 3: The loss of control? There's a full loss of control. Yeah,

1616
01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:59,000
Speaker 3: I just feel like I'm barreling towards destruction.

1617
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:03,400
Speaker 2: That's why I don't do you. I wish I was kidding.

1618
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:04,759
Speaker 4: I try him, and I'm like, uh.

1619
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:05,720
Speaker 2: I am.

1620
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,640
Speaker 3: You've got to be able to hold on to reality

1621
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,400
Speaker 3: in some way.

1622
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:13,960
Speaker 2: In some way, I mean, I don't know if I

1623
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,439
Speaker 2: if I lost my mind, what I do?

1624
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:18,720
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm barely clinging the sanity now.

1625
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,280
Speaker 2: If I just didn't know what reality was, I mean,

1626
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 2: I mean it's done done.

1627
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:29,200
Speaker 3: So. Yeah, tubing is the mushrooms of sleds. I think

1628
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:32,400
Speaker 3: that that's very clear. Yeah, that's very cool. Do you

1629
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:35,760
Speaker 3: have merch? I mean, that's a T shirt. Maybe we

1630
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:39,800
Speaker 3: need to put that on T shirts. Somebody write that

1631
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 3: down and get the graphic artist on it immediately. That's

1632
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:48,000
Speaker 3: a winter that's a sweatshirt. That's a sweater. That's a beanie.

1633
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my goodness, that's a very a lot of

1634
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 2: words on that beanie.

1635
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,440
Speaker 4: Brightered.

1636
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:01,600
Speaker 3: That's a five hundred dollars beanie. This will be handmade.

1637
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,920
Speaker 2: People. Just get used to people just staring at your

1638
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 2: head trying to read it's embroidered on it.

1639
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,160
Speaker 3: Are you tired of strangers not kind of staring right

1640
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 3: above your eyes for minutes at a time. We have

1641
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:18,640
Speaker 3: a beanie for you, Coulop, Oh my god, what a

1642
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:22,760
Speaker 3: wonderful Well, that's what it's like, what wonderful time I've

1643
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:24,719
Speaker 3: had for the last hour and a half. It's time

1644
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 3: to get into this second bag of gifts. One of

1645
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:31,360
Speaker 3: them is a Lego kit, which I will be putting

1646
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:34,880
Speaker 3: together on the podcast. Who going to Coach Me? Ye?

1647
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,479
Speaker 2: People are gonna love And I'm not going to describe

1648
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:40,479
Speaker 2: what he's doing. It's just gonna be the ambient sounds

1649
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,120
Speaker 2: of bricks being put together.

1650
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,880
Speaker 3: Halfway through will switch to live stream Instagram viewers will

1651
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:49,400
Speaker 3: be ensuring this. You know, it's very it's ambient TV,

1652
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:53,920
Speaker 3: it's exciting, it's fresh. No, but really, I mean I've

1653
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:57,120
Speaker 3: gotten ten gifts here, plus a canvas bag to load

1654
01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:01,439
Speaker 3: with handguns? What who could ask for more? You are

1655
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 3: Santa Claus type and just admit it, I am, You're right,

1656
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,000
Speaker 3: you're spreading dead.

1657
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaker 2: I'm jolly, I'm jolly.

1658
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,960
Speaker 3: We need to start describing more people as jolly outside

1659
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:22,280
Speaker 3: of Santa Claus. Yeah, he shouldn't own that, absolutely not. No, no, no, no,

1660
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:25,200
Speaker 3: I mean let's give that quality to at least one

1661
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:27,480
Speaker 3: nonfiction character.

1662
01:29:28,439 --> 01:29:30,120
Speaker 2: And let it be a woman of color.

1663
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:32,960
Speaker 3: Do yes, it's time. It's twenty twenty. A woman of

1664
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:38,599
Speaker 3: color should be able to be jolly. Okay, well, thank you.

1665
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,080
Speaker 3: I mean this is this is the end of the podcast,

1666
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 3: and people are they're begging to stop hearing my voice.

1667
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh mine, No, they want to keep hearing and they

1668
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 3: can keep hearing yours on ad to Karte.

1669
01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 2: Sure, but I definitely want to congratulate someone who's made

1670
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:58,519
Speaker 2: it to this point. That's persistence, it's perseverance, it's courage,

1671
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 2: and I guess courage. You know, it's not having anything

1672
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:02,760
Speaker 2: else to do.

1673
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:06,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's or having a lot of chores. Fair enough,

1674
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 3: All right, everybody, this is the end. I'm releasing you.

1675
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:15,880
Speaker 3: My hold, my grasp is released. Go out and live

1676
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:19,840
Speaker 3: your life and we'll talk again soon. God bless you.

1677
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:22,800
Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1678
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:25,920
Speaker 3: engineered by our dear friend Annalise Nelson and the theme

1679
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:29,639
Speaker 3: song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow

1680
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:33,639
Speaker 3: the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts. That's

1681
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,759
Speaker 3: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1682
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:39,679
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher

1683
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:42,360
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1684
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,800
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1685
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:48,280
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1687
01:30:53,479 --> 01:31:00,400
Speaker 1: Did you hear Funna man myself perfectly clear? Mm hmm.

1688
01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

1689
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:07,720
Speaker 2: to me empty, and.

1690
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 1: I said, no, guest, your own presences presents enough. I

1691
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:20,200
Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare

1692
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:21,960
Speaker 1: to surbey me?