1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that believes it's beneficial to your 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: state of mind to be near or around water. And 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: that's why this Christmas they're selling sardine scented candles. Light 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 1: up your home with the relaxing, unmistakable aroma of the ocean. 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 1: Do it with laser stories, the segment where we read 6 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. There's other fish sniffers, just don't. 8 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Austin, Texas. In 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: a Transformers movie, Optimist Prime once said, sometimes even the 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: wisest of man who machine can make an error. They're 11 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: really optimist. 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: I need to see those movies somedays. They are so bad. 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: And maybe that's what happened here, because recently the police 14 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: have arrested Optimist Prime for driving a stolen vehicle. Like 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: the guy's name, not the Autumn character, Optimist Prime, a 16 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: thirty seven year old man named Optimist Prime Blakely. 17 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 2: He was at ann Was that a change or do 18 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 2: you think that it's what his parents went with thirty 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 2: seven years ago? 20 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think mom and dad autobot fans all right, 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: Optimist was stopped by officers last week after he was 22 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: seen driving a vehicle that was reported stolen. 23 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 2: What are you doing? 24 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: There's no description of the vehicle, but as a robot 25 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: in disguise, Optimist Prime took cover as a red and 26 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: blue semi truck. 27 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that the new Transformers are just the 28 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 2: new Tesla cyber trucks, and they're awful at hiding. They 29 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,119 Speaker 2: stand out. They stand out. 30 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense anyway. The man Optimist Prime was taken 31 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: to the county jail was being held on eight thousand 32 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: dollars bond. When asked for comment, he told a local 33 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: TV reporter that he's almost sixty nine percent sure that 34 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: Decepticons are behind this whole thing and probably set him up. 35 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: Side note, a psychological evaluation is pending, mister optic. You 36 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: want to make for your one phone call? Yeahbee? His 37 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: next laser stories out of the fantastic world of flush. 38 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 2: I don't know, but you're there a lot, Jose, Oh yeah. 39 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: Do you work with someone who spends a lot of 40 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: time in the restroom? Yeah, maybe just to scroll on 41 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 1: their phone and avoid work. If you do, that may 42 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: be a thing of the past, because a popular tourist 43 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: site in China's in the news after installing timers above 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 1: the door of each bathroom stall. 45 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: Dude, I I mean, but what does it do? Like 46 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 2: it would not deter my husband for spending forty minutes. 47 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 2: He may actually be proud that he was in there. 48 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: Well, the timers starts when you walk in, so everybody 49 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: that's waiting in line can see how long you've been 50 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: in there. 51 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 2: That is a woman's worst nightmar just so you know. 52 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: But officials claim they're not trying to rush anybody. Yes, 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: all right, No, they say the timers are a new 54 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: safety feature they added in case someone as a medical 55 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: emergency and they can't call for help. I've fallen and 56 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: I can get up. 57 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 2: How often you're gonna walk by like, oh, that one's 58 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: at one hundred and twenty minutes. Yeah, we check on them. Yeah. 59 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: Well, the idea is, if you've been in there more 60 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: than fifteen minutes, it's safe to assume that person's probably 61 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: still not using the bathroom. Something else is going on 62 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: really in China that they have like rapid speech. 63 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 2: If you get a bunch of drunkards in their gossiping, 64 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,839 Speaker 2: you know, so long. 65 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, they say they'd never kick someone out for taking 66 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: too long unless it was an employee, and there's no 67 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: planned institute a quote time limits such as five or 68 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: ten minutes. 69 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, we believe us. 70 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: Still, some people think the timers are weird and that 71 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: people would naturally feel rushed. 72 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I would have a fear of going if 73 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 2: there was a timer. 74 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: See yeah, totally looks comfortable going out in the woods, 75 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: just in the parking lot too. So it's fine timers. 76 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 2: Why go to room this? 77 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: Next laser stories this, next laser stories of food news. Yeah, 78 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: nowadays you tell people something so spicy they could die 79 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: and it'll start flying off the shelves. 80 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 2: Yes, oh, people were crazy. 81 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: Well here's the latest. Denmark just banned TikTok's favorite brand 82 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: of ramen noodles and claim they're so spicy they could 83 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: be deadly. It's a Korean brand called sam Yang and 84 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: you can see it on our Insta stories at Brook 85 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. Actually, I've done the double spicy. 86 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: How spicy was it? 87 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: They banned three versions, including one called Bulldack Hot Chicken 88 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: Ramen three times spicy and another one that's two times spicy, 89 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: which I think is one Jose did. 90 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they bend, but it's Denmark, so they can't 91 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 2: handle much. 92 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 1: They've been around since twenty twelve and went viral a 93 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: few years later thanks to the fire Noodles challenge. But 94 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: back to Denmark, the Ministry of Food announced the country 95 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: has pulled them for having too much cap say sin, 96 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 1: it's that's a stuff that gives peppers their heat, so. 97 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, the packaging of this shows people breathing 98 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 2: fire devil. Yeah, you know what you're getting into. 99 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: They claim that the amount in a single pack is 100 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: so high there's a risk you could develop acute poisoning. 101 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 1: Oh but only Denmark is banning them. You could still 102 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: get them at grocery stores in the US or on Amazon. 103 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: And I've seen the videos that teach you to use him. 104 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: You're not supposed to use the whole like spice pack. 105 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: You're only supposed to use a little bit, like as 106 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 1: much as you want. 107 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 2: You're the only one that has ever watched how to video. 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: Don't put all of it in. You're only punishing yourself. O. 109 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: Got it, And you're definitely not gonna want to have 110 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: a timey bathroom break after that. The next lea of 111 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: stories out of automobile headquarters. You feel the need for speed. 112 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 1: Someday soon that need may have to go unmet, because 113 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: starting next month, new cars in Europe will be required 114 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: to come with tech that alerts you if you're speeding. 115 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 2: What he cares sure rental cars like this that beep 116 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 2: if you go five over, Like, if you go five 117 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 2: over and it keeps bep for like more than five minutes, 118 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 2: it'll probably turn off eventually, right, It doesn't. 119 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: It's just weird that you're circling the school zone while 120 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: you're doing Some people want it added to new cars 121 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: here too, So an insurance group did a poll on it, 122 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: and it's a surprisingly popular idea. Really, almost sixty percent 123 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: of Americans think it would be okay if a feature 124 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,559 Speaker 1: like that came on at the beginning of every trip 125 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: to make sure the roads were safer and help you 126 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: avoid a ticket. 127 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 2: I was hoping it'd beep if you were going to 128 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 2: like two under Yeah, speed up. 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: It jumps up to seventy percent. Who would want it 130 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: if it means your car insurance would cost less? I'm 131 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: kind of thinking about it, are you. Here's another idea 132 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: of manufacturers are considering, what if as you sped up, 133 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 1: your gas pedal got harder and harder to push. 134 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 2: Down, so really weak people couldn't go. 135 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: Ye think that would be okay too, dude. 136 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 2: Everybody's doing leg days from now on. 137 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: The least popular option was adding a limiter to prevent 138 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: your engine from letting you speed at all, even on 139 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: the highways. 140 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 2: Sometimes you need to speed to get out of the way, 141 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 2: or you know, like pass a car or something. 142 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,119 Speaker 1: Teach someone a lesson. But it's still forty eight percent 143 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: of Americans think that's a decent idea. And as for 144 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: this guy, he's got a cousin named speed Bump, So 145 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: anything that helps this country slow down, he is definitely 146 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: in favor of it. And that's that's sound. These laser 147 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: stories has come to an end for the day. We'll 148 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Monday 149 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.