WEBVTT - I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen and today it's

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<v Speaker 2>from Garrett. Yes, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett?

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<v Speaker 3>Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Tony's that guy on the block who loves.

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<v Speaker 3>To deck out his house for the holiday season with lights,

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<v Speaker 3>blow up things on in the front lawn, all over

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<v Speaker 3>the house, even in the backyard. So I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>start the call to Tony as his brand new neighbor

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<v Speaker 3>that lives right behind him, that he hasn't met yet,

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<v Speaker 3>let him know I have a little issue with his

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<v Speaker 3>holiday decor around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor

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<v Speaker 3>chiming in, Yes, the holiday decorations.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to Garrett's phone tap. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, is this Tony Flars? Yes, hey Tony, my

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<v Speaker 3>name is George Feene. I live right behind you. I

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<v Speaker 3>just moved in about three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't met yet, so oh hey, George.

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<v Speaker 3>I know this is not the best way to meet,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm having a little issue and wondering if you

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<v Speaker 3>could help me out with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went

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<v Speaker 3>up in your front and even backyard too, But why

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<v Speaker 3>have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit much coming into my house and it's always blinking

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<v Speaker 3>and boom boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like boom boom.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, but but you know yet to the stand too,

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<v Speaker 1>is the season?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take

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<v Speaker 3>down a few in the backyard And.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I know you new and everything, but I ask

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<v Speaker 1>anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year, people come from

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<v Speaker 1>all over. I am like, you know, famous, a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit over in the area for this. Okay. You know

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<v Speaker 1>I've won awards every year, I get a brize. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what I does or whatever. And and you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very sorry. You can't sleep a put a mask over

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<v Speaker 1>your face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>But the lights are not going off. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I was afraid that we're going down this route this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.

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<v Speaker 3>I took your blow up inflatable Sanna, and you better.

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<v Speaker 1>Not have you better not have.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, even it is sitting in my basement right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you want to turn down some of your lights,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get Santa back.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to me. I get home about six seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>That better be back where you found it. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand me?

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<v Speaker 2>I will give it.

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<v Speaker 3>Back and put it where I found it exact place

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<v Speaker 3>once once the lights get turned off.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not getting turned off. Okay, I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>them from you. Okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sanda back again?

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<v Speaker 1>Is a family? You want to put that in my will?

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<v Speaker 1>For my tense? Do you understand what that means to me?

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<v Speaker 2>You're giving your kids a blow up Santa?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, if it's any of your business, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Well your business, Well, maybe we can work a deal.

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<v Speaker 3>We're friends here, Yes, we're friends deals all right? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee or

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<v Speaker 3>maybe some tea. Seem like a tea guy. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 3>about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Come how about that?

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<v Speaker 2>For I will deflate Santa right now. I will deflate

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<v Speaker 2>him and you will not be able to blow him

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<v Speaker 2>up again.

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<v Speaker 1>Sall.

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<v Speaker 2>I will cut him him show ps.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>tired of seeing her walk around naked.

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<v Speaker 2>In the backyard. She had some orange juice naked the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. Whoa lodie do?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at me? No, she does not do that. First

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<v Speaker 1>of ball, And if you disrespect my wife one more time,

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<v Speaker 1>by sack, you're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Get I'm not disrespecting anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be this Christmas. Oh my god, I'm in so

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<v Speaker 1>much trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was that into Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more and then we'll call him right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey, what's up? Hey, Hey, listen, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right now, you're home. I'm running errands him at

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<v Speaker 1>the post office.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I was gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget all that, go home right now. He should have gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Houses under attack. But that crazy guy behind this our

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<v Speaker 1>house is under attack. Yes, she's he took Sad already,

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<v Speaker 1>he took Fanta. Yes, he said he saw Shanda. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's not gonna give him back until I drop the

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<v Speaker 1>legs of the back because I keeping him up at night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whatever, I don't care. I'm like you

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<v Speaker 1>having drinkish over here. He probably didn't even celebrate Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why he's as he might have a plane. What

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard life? If they're too bright? We're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>what are you turning on me? Not too Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know thing. But he's telling me that he's

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<v Speaker 1>looking at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked.

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<v Speaker 1>We are doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>I do it every morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian you're doing what would you do that? It's got

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<v Speaker 1>to make mydlines. I'm so embarrassed. This guy's I'm told

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<v Speaker 1>pulling Malaia saying he's making things up, and he's telling

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<v Speaker 1>them minute truth. Do some clothes on and drink your juice?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you?

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<v Speaker 3>Tony? Tony? What hey, Tony? My name is Garretha Elvis

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<v Speaker 3>Durant in the Morning show. And you just got phone tats.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all over Santa Yo. I already throw I

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<v Speaker 1>was already start to drive it home, going like ninety

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour over.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, Tony, what do you want to say to your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Shanna better be home when I get home.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all party serpents. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the morning show,