Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most
Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today. On This Is Important, they
Speaker 1: cut my vast deference out. Gentlemen. It looked like a
Speaker 1: sloppy mess, admittedly, but I think that's just Kyle's dick.
Speaker 1: It's why throw a couple of napkins over your cock? Brow? Quick? Bro?
Speaker 1: Did you make the mouth of your penis talk? Let's go? Hello? Hello,
Speaker 1: sweet sweet? There we go again? Up, Yes, it feels
Speaker 1: good man. I will say that someone hit me up
Speaker 1: d M style, slit in them and they slip d M.
Speaker 1: They slid right in them, and they said that they're
Speaker 1: like I found the first Let's Go and it is
Speaker 1: Tom DeLong in an old Blink tracks like Let's Go
Speaker 1: from from just like after no doubt because at the
Speaker 1: same time I think it was off take Off your
Speaker 1: Pants and jacket Air great album. Well, to be fair,
Speaker 1: I think that was a different type of Let's Go
Speaker 1: that was more of like a Let's go in. How
Speaker 1: is that different? Though? Yeah, that's exactly what Adam just doing.
Speaker 1: That's literally what I just did. I'm sorry is that this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's before I feel like that's the before thing, whereas
Speaker 1: let's go has become an after thing, like a celebratory
Speaker 1: like that happened, Let's go, But what you just played
Speaker 1: is for sure pre But also let's go is like
Speaker 1: it's like waiting for the game. Let's go, like we're going,
Speaker 1: or like a bunch of bros that are going out
Speaker 1: for the night and they just chugged in Ashland Salt, yes,
Speaker 1: and then they go, they go, let's go, and then
Speaker 1: they just go to the bar and only talk to themselves.
Speaker 1: That's what we did at bars. We were so bad
Speaker 1: at hitting on chick. You think it's more of a
Speaker 1: pre still or more of an after celebration thing. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's now it's just ubiquitous. It's all the time, constant.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying, yeah, it's it's just it's whenever
Speaker 1: it's people people will say let's go, like when they
Speaker 1: get their tokytoes at a restaurant. So what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is they get they say it after they get the takeytoes.
Speaker 1: You could get ta keytos at they get to tokytoes,
Speaker 1: then they go, let's go. Right, So that's my point
Speaker 1: is that that is an after example. No, that's a
Speaker 1: before an example before you eat them, well, before you
Speaker 1: eat them. But it's but they're celebrating after they got them.
Speaker 1: They already ordered them. The game is you eating them,
Speaker 1: not you ordering them. The game is that when the
Speaker 1: whistle blows, you start eating your food. I feel like
Speaker 1: when you're handed the food, When you're handed the food
Speaker 1: and you say let's go, that's celebrating the fact that
Speaker 1: you got them. And then when you sit and you
Speaker 1: pick it up to take a bite and you say
Speaker 1: let's go, that's like, oh, it's about to go down.
Speaker 1: So those two different agree to disagree. It's all part
Speaker 1: of the same game. Though, it's all part of the
Speaker 1: same let's go family. I don't disagree with that. That's
Speaker 1: a brother's sister, let's go family. Well, you could have
Speaker 1: multiple like let's go releases during the same game, right,
Speaker 1: like you know Quarters and all that ship and when
Speaker 1: you're hyping up for place. I would argue to say,
Speaker 1: life is a series of let's go. Let's just agree
Speaker 1: that life is a series of let's go. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what lets go, and then you go, and that will
Speaker 1: be the sign that hangs in my back Blake is
Speaker 1: our our resident um champion of current phrases. Uh, the
Speaker 1: king of the the with the finger on the pulse.
Speaker 1: If you need a guy to tell you the latest slang,
Speaker 1: he'll pull up Yet the oldest gen z er pull out,
Speaker 1: pull out run looks. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: are aware of the word choogy. I was put on
Speaker 1: this word. Oh yeah, some choog choogie. Evidently it's a
Speaker 1: person who has aged out of being cool, but it
Speaker 1: tries to remain relevant. That is a choogy person. And
Speaker 1: did someone call you choogie Blake? What is choogie derives from?
Speaker 1: And do you use it before you eat sukey do
Speaker 1: at the restaurant before a restaurant players sounds delicious. So
Speaker 1: choogie is someone that is holding on to a style
Speaker 1: that was popular when they were in their early twenties,
Speaker 1: from early mid twenties, when they were young and hip
Speaker 1: and cool. For instance, I was thinking, like remember in
Speaker 1: like two thousand to two thousand three, two thousand four,
Speaker 1: like like poofy vests, like sweater vests or like popular
Speaker 1: you mean like down dusts, Yeah, down vests that was
Speaker 1: like cool people would wear that ship Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: if you still every winter go ahead, Yeah, keeps you warm,
Speaker 1: and so you rocking that. A gen Z would say
Speaker 1: that that is a chuggy thing that you're doing. You're
Speaker 1: hanging on. I think you claiming what a gen Z
Speaker 1: is gonna say is fucking chuggie as hell. Bro. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not offended by it. I'm I'm the epitome of
Speaker 1: chug I'm the chuge moister general. I mean, my whole
Speaker 1: style is ship that I liked when I was twenty
Speaker 1: years old. I mean, yeah, I still wear shirts from
Speaker 1: high school. They fit differently, they don't hang like they
Speaker 1: used to, but like I can finally fill them out.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm fitting in
Speaker 1: my ship from high school. Yeah, well you were on
Speaker 1: the fucking prom court, so you know that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was lean back there and not no more bullshit. Kyle,
Speaker 1: you wore size thirty eight pants, stands that you probably
Speaker 1: fit better in your high school pants now, and then
Speaker 1: you did that in That is so true. They used
Speaker 1: to be Jenko's. Now they're just kind of tied around
Speaker 1: the cloth fitting. Yeah. Here, Jenko's are jorts or jeggings.
Speaker 1: Jenkos became jeggings. You got me, you got me. I
Speaker 1: do think it's funny though, Like, uh, I kind of
Speaker 1: have had essentially the same style since I was twelve,
Speaker 1: when I kind of swore off jeans and just wore khakis.
Speaker 1: I wish I was there that day. That would have
Speaker 1: been a good jeans though. I swear to god, I
Speaker 1: started wearing jeans after living in l A For like
Speaker 1: six years, when like, you couldn't get into places without
Speaker 1: jeans on. I remember you telling me about like adenomen
Speaker 1: You're like, no, dude, it's it's tight. And then instead
Speaker 1: of washing them, you put them in the freezer or
Speaker 1: I how you disinfect them. My mind was blown. And
Speaker 1: here's the best part. Never did either of that. Never
Speaker 1: washed him, never put him in What was it like
Speaker 1: when you swore off of jeans? Like were you just
Speaker 1: like hanging out with your friends and they're like You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear twelve years old too. That's such
Speaker 1: a funny age. I'm done with the mom I'm done
Speaker 1: with those to myself in the mirror, I said candy
Speaker 1: Man twice and then I said I can't do it
Speaker 1: the third time, and I said, I swear off. It
Speaker 1: reminds me of that scene in Orgasmo where he's at
Speaker 1: the table with his dad eating breakfast. He's like, Dad,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to use hamster style anymore, and he
Speaker 1: goes okay, son, and then they just move on with
Speaker 1: their Yeah. Yeah. He builds it up so much and
Speaker 1: then it's just like I remember I would wear khaki's
Speaker 1: for to like church on the weekend or to like
Speaker 1: a dress up thing, and I just liked it better.
Speaker 1: And I like jeans at that point, We're not what
Speaker 1: they are today. Guys. What were they please? What were
Speaker 1: they at that I loved jeans back in the day
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. They took a long ass
Speaker 1: time to like breaking break in, so they were always
Speaker 1: like crunkled, not if you had that sick ass French
Speaker 1: Toast brand. Yeah, you're right, you don't remember that. Remember
Speaker 1: French Toast? I don't at all. That's the best jeans
Speaker 1: I ever had, bro, What are you talking about French Toast?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about French Toast brand. Gene. This dude's mom
Speaker 1: made him jeans and was like, they're French toes. She
Speaker 1: was just please explain yoursel. No, you're on pain pills
Speaker 1: and you're currently laying in your bed, picking your nose.
Speaker 1: But I gotta know what these French toast jeans are.
Speaker 1: Vibro dog, I'm just living that vibro life right now.
Speaker 1: But like, and that's important for you. And what were
Speaker 1: French toast jeans, Kyle French? It was just a brand
Speaker 1: called French toast. Slide in this dude's d M S.
Speaker 1: If you know what French toast you had some fucking
Speaker 1: osh gosh but gosh, and then you also had some
Speaker 1: French toast that if you were lucky to find him
Speaker 1: at ross Ressurt, what are you talking about when you
Speaker 1: were a toddler. What you just did is you named
Speaker 1: a brand everyone knows and then you named another brand
Speaker 1: that no one's ever heard of as anonymous makes it
Speaker 1: seem more It makes it seem more relatable. And I
Speaker 1: hope it's triggered. You just said a brand that that
Speaker 1: everyone's heard of, and then you said at breakfast food,
Speaker 1: and we're all supposed to believe that was a popular GA.
Speaker 1: I know, I understand. I apologize. We're all the exact
Speaker 1: same edge besides Dirs, who is thirty five years old
Speaker 1: out but we're damn we're within months of each other.
Speaker 1: And I never heard a French toast jeans in my line.
Speaker 1: You know what, when you were talking about jeans, it
Speaker 1: just triggered something in my head. I shouldn't have done
Speaker 1: the oshcosh, but gosh, that was a manipulative tactics bler. Overall,
Speaker 1: here's my style. My style, Like it's different for sure
Speaker 1: than when I was in high school. I feel like
Speaker 1: my style was solidified when I was in my mid
Speaker 1: twenties of just like mostly Bay sick T shirts and
Speaker 1: regular as jeans and Vans sneakers. Yeah, you were kind
Speaker 1: of you always kind of dressed like commercial ready, no
Speaker 1: logo like blank tea. I don't I don't like a
Speaker 1: logo on a T. I don't like walking around feeling
Speaker 1: like I'm a billboard, you know. So I couldn't afford
Speaker 1: those clothes. Although your jeans back in the day, well
Speaker 1: they say on the fly, why what what they say?
Speaker 1: What did what did your jeans say? Jibbo no, no, no?
Speaker 1: What did they say out? Oh lucky you? Yeah, shirt
Speaker 1: say nothing, but jeans they said lucky you. They said
Speaker 1: lucky you because they were Lucky brand jeans and the
Speaker 1: button fly and they would say lucky you, which by
Speaker 1: the way, no one was sucking my dick. No one
Speaker 1: was there. No one was lucky. Would they be lucky
Speaker 1: to do so? Hang on, that's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 1: It was your roommates your No, your roommates were lucky
Speaker 1: because they got a little laugh out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need the zipper that says I'm sorry. Well, hand
Speaker 1: a second. That's not true. So that's not true. There
Speaker 1: there's a few. There's a small handful, and we don't
Speaker 1: need to get into dats. But I do want to
Speaker 1: know a little bit of tails about um, not the
Speaker 1: eats with the tails, tails, the tails that a tails
Speaker 1: so well, someone for sure had opened your jeans and
Speaker 1: saw that at some point, and was there any mention
Speaker 1: of it? Was there like a Jesus? Or was it
Speaker 1: just that I don't think. I think if I was
Speaker 1: gonna get a blowjob, I ripped my pants off so quickly.
Speaker 1: It was never like, let me take those off for you.
Speaker 1: It was I was already butt naked right right like
Speaker 1: if there was like it was it was gonna go down,
Speaker 1: It's like, and I'm butt naked. There was no. That's
Speaker 1: not alarmed. That's not alarming, or I know if a girl,
Speaker 1: if if the mail band was a woman, I'd come
Speaker 1: to the door naked. There's Adams just saying there's a
Speaker 1: window when someone a very small window. When a girl
Speaker 1: would realize, oh shit, I'm about to hook up with
Speaker 1: this guy. He's like, I just gotta get to it right.
Speaker 1: This dude would rob break away underwear and ship just
Speaker 1: snap snaps on the side, just like win suit. He
Speaker 1: had a bulls warm up. You had a fucking rip
Speaker 1: away T shirt like whole Cogan. Do you remember I
Speaker 1: used to rock those button up sos like Western wear,
Speaker 1: the snap button with the snap buttons. You also Lucky Brand,
Speaker 1: I believe I do you believe his Lucky Brand? I
Speaker 1: did with some Lucky Brand back in the day. Lucky
Speaker 1: and I would snap that off. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: was that was a comedy move that I had. I
Speaker 1: would bust that out fun that disarms. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that. I loved it. It was the funniest part
Speaker 1: now looking back, as we had to button it back up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. After I did the big gotta
Speaker 1: laugh and then it was just slowly that's the most memorable,
Speaker 1: gonna go over hereup? Okay, God good, I do like
Speaker 1: the idea of like, oh he's funny. He's definitely not
Speaker 1: someone who screams when he has winning. Lucky me, lucky
Speaker 1: me speaking of sex. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: How about that for interrupt my pal and transition? Absolutely
Speaker 1: good ship man. Let's throw it to Kyle, who is
Speaker 1: laying in a bed. And it's not a deathbed, it's
Speaker 1: a life bed. I knew a check. He's post surgery.
Speaker 1: He just had a big, big, maybe the biggest outpatient surgery.
Speaker 1: You can have the final cut, the final snip. I
Speaker 1: finally got final cut, final cut, final cut. That's pretty
Speaker 1: funny from editor to director to getting your dick cut. Bro,
Speaker 1: it's the craziest. It's the crazy one more time, Blake,
Speaker 1: I said, editor, that's a director to getting your dick cut? Right?
Speaker 1: Was that? Like? That was really really, really good? It's cut.
Speaker 1: They cut my vast deference out, gentlemen. Can we name
Speaker 1: the episode that they cut my vast deference out? Gentlemen?
Speaker 1: That's what they did and I saw it, And what's
Speaker 1: the death what's what's the difference between us? I don't
Speaker 1: go when no more started the pain? You can start
Speaker 1: at the uh so break it down for us because
Speaker 1: we're sending live photographic evidence of you getting your dick snapped,
Speaker 1: bloody bandages and ship and we couldn't really see what's
Speaker 1: going on, but it did seem like there was a
Speaker 1: lot of blood. Yes, it was nuts. You do a
Speaker 1: tummy tuck at the same time banging out. You were awake.
Speaker 1: I was awake, and you could see everything. Yeah, walk
Speaker 1: us through this. I went into the doctor's office and
Speaker 1: they basically were like, okay, sit down right here and
Speaker 1: put this little you know, undressed from the waist down
Speaker 1: and put this uh like napkin skirt thing over your body.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, cool, I did it and
Speaker 1: I did that, and that's when their words take this
Speaker 1: knack and skert skirt thing and taco bell knack the
Speaker 1: bros arc you were to the bros arcs doctor oh
Speaker 1: ship fam grabbed this snap and skirt thing and throw
Speaker 1: it over your dick. Hey, dude, you might have cancer.
Speaker 1: What's up? I don't know. I'm not gonna double check
Speaker 1: a couple of napkins over your cock brook. The instruments
Speaker 1: are on a fast food tray. Lucky you. This was insane.
Speaker 1: And then they were like she came back in and
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, lay down, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, I will Yeah. Then she takes a
Speaker 1: napkin thing that's skirt off and she dumps this. She's
Speaker 1: like it might be cold, and I'm like what Then
Speaker 1: and there's this whole dump of just like you know
Speaker 1: that brown fucking like cleaning liquid. No, you know that
Speaker 1: brown like yeah, it just dumped. I a dying all
Speaker 1: over my fucking dick and balls. Bro boy, I would
Speaker 1: pay to see that. It was unreal. Yeah, why did
Speaker 1: you send that picture? Just your muddy looking junk. I'll
Speaker 1: send you the picture. I took a picture of it afterwards.
Speaker 1: But I was like, this is too gruesome. This is nasty,
Speaker 1: Like did you have to shave before you went in
Speaker 1: or did they? Did they shave you? Yeah? I shaved
Speaker 1: my nuts in the shower beforehand. I did that leading
Speaker 1: up to did you can we throw to our sponsor
Speaker 1: Manscape skate buzzers with the light on it that like
Speaker 1: highlights everything. I love, man, that's great products. You're gonna
Speaker 1: want the light product. Wait, did you have to shave
Speaker 1: or did you do that out of like a curtain
Speaker 1: so you had to I was like, oh fuck, why
Speaker 1: see how much? Why why are we paying them? Like
Speaker 1: if we're at home doing all the shaving bullshit? Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm prepping myself for surgery. Now come on, give me up,
Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, hang on. So let's slow it down,
Speaker 1: all right. You shaved the nut sacks the night before?
Speaker 1: What did you eat? Slow it down? Slow it down.
Speaker 1: I shaved the nuts like the morning up. It's bulky,
Speaker 1: but I considered carry on. Did you shave the nutsack
Speaker 1: both both sides or did what? Did they just go
Speaker 1: through one s everything? Did you get underneath? I shaved everything?
Speaker 1: Did you shave both sides or just leave like a mohawk?
Speaker 1: Did you shave your buttle? Did you know that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with my buttle? It's only my balls?
Speaker 1: Did I go through the bottle? But I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: you're already down there, you might as well, because they're
Speaker 1: gonna be down in that area, because your legs are
Speaker 1: going to be up in stirrup. I think if I
Speaker 1: would have did it the night before, I would have
Speaker 1: got lost in what you're talking about, Adam. But because
Speaker 1: I did it the morning of, I had somewhere to be.
Speaker 1: So you raced through it. I did. I was nervous
Speaker 1: first time. So it looks like it looked like, uh,
Speaker 1: what's a good example of something like a chip of
Speaker 1: copas basically like there's a little bit of hair come
Speaker 1: out of part of it. It's like a little patch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little patch like a rabid rodent, like the World's
Speaker 1: Ugliest dog. Do you remember that photo? Oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: your dick definitely looks like the world Ugliest dog. Lucky you,
Speaker 1: that's you said to the doctor. Lucky. It's the movie
Speaker 1: where like a rat goes through like some sort of
Speaker 1: like thing and it comes out the other side all
Speaker 1: like crazy and mangled with like a white eyeball slide
Speaker 1: in my ms with that answer, people, I don't know
Speaker 1: Ninja turtles too. I think it's something like that somebody
Speaker 1: allow seems really never fails. Okay, so they dumped the ooze.
Speaker 1: They dumped the ooze all over my dick, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of ninja turtle scenario. And is that idine
Speaker 1: doesn't numb you? Right? No? Was your dick numbs? No? No,
Speaker 1: not at that point, but that's what they were doing.
Speaker 1: They were cleaning it for the numbing because so and
Speaker 1: were these male doctors or was there a female doctor.
Speaker 1: Female doctor was prepping me and the she just got
Speaker 1: to see all your nuts and stuff, dude, straight up
Speaker 1: hers of the job. I was blown away with how
Speaker 1: open this process was. Like I was like, what is
Speaker 1: going on? But just like moving it around and making
Speaker 1: sure it's all clean and all that, like picking it
Speaker 1: up dude. Yes, wait, did she have like she had
Speaker 1: gloves on and stuff or does she use like force ups?
Speaker 1: I think so. I was kind of looking straight up bro,
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, did she use your mouth at no? Well,
Speaker 1: we we just want to know you went to like
Speaker 1: at the Brosarc's doctor. Didn't they use their mouth? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. She was very professional. It just this
Speaker 1: is going somewhere that makes me uncomfortable. But answer, It
Speaker 1: just caught me off guard. But it was pro They
Speaker 1: dressed all the time, so I have to assume that
Speaker 1: this is par for the course, lack of a better word.
Speaker 1: They were man handling your cock. Yes, yeah, did she
Speaker 1: make the mouth of your penis to She did not.
Speaker 1: She didn't play any games. It was all business. It
Speaker 1: was all good. Watch did you do this? Can I
Speaker 1: just the lockness monster? I felt safe? Okay, let's just
Speaker 1: I felt safe, all right, Okay? Then the then the
Speaker 1: doctor comes in and says like, yo, I want to
Speaker 1: listen to some music. Why don't you pick some music?
Speaker 1: Why don't even do this? Cool? He wanted to set
Speaker 1: the mood. They got the vibe. He wanted to set
Speaker 1: the mood a little bit well, and I was like
Speaker 1: then he then he left. He's like, I'll be back
Speaker 1: and then play a little let's get it. He left,
Speaker 1: and so then I was like, what is what does
Speaker 1: he like to listen to? Want? I want him to
Speaker 1: listen to what he but he would listen to, you know,
Speaker 1: like what's up? And so then I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: fuck it, let's just play some jazz and so jazz, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said Jack. What if the doctor, Kyle, what if
Speaker 1: the doctor was like she didn't tell your patis, did you?
Speaker 1: And You're like, yeah, this kid, and they have to
Speaker 1: do that. Let's have some fun, like uh music you want?
Speaker 1: You like weird? Al So I put on some I
Speaker 1: said jazz. She said, Alexa play jazz, and then she
Speaker 1: played it. Shut the funk up, seriously, I swear to god.
Speaker 1: She said, Alexa played jazz, and oh, I thought her
Speaker 1: name was Alexa. She didn't even drop some cold training
Speaker 1: on your face. No, it was whack. And then she
Speaker 1: left the room and I'm like, this is not the
Speaker 1: type of music I want to listen to. So then
Speaker 1: I was like, Alexa, play Allman Brothers. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: want somebody improvising, I said, Alexa, play Allman Brothers. I
Speaker 1: thought that might be a better thing to get snipped too.
Speaker 1: And then it came on with Dude, Dude. I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: what song is that, Jessica? It was. It's from Guitar
Speaker 1: Hero for sure. Back in our house, like throwback style
Speaker 1: to the did old days. Yeah, just just very sweaty
Speaker 1: drinking a tall boy playing some guitar Hero. There's only
Speaker 1: it's one long one. I thought that was The Grateful
Speaker 1: Dead though ironically that like Brant, I always thought that
Speaker 1: was Grateful similar vibe. Could be sure the Internet will
Speaker 1: tell us that we are how many times that we're
Speaker 1: all collectively like, yeah, that is the Almond Brothers, absolutely
Speaker 1: for sure. And then the Internet is like, no, that
Speaker 1: was sucking Jamaine dupri or something. Wait, totally not at
Speaker 1: all though, so deaf. That was mom tel Jordan's like,
Speaker 1: you guys are so right, yeah no, Kyle, did you
Speaker 1: say Jessica? Yeah? So yeah, no it's Melissa sweet move.
Speaker 1: I don't know, alrighty whatever anyways, Almond Brothers pops. So
Speaker 1: then I decide, I decide it's not the right track.
Speaker 1: It's not the right track, though, I I said, I quickly,
Speaker 1: are they they're coming in? I was like, Alexa, play
Speaker 1: Miles Davis and then and then it went down. Alexis
Speaker 1: confused kind of all over the place. And then the
Speaker 1: whole thing after that was this like fucking wild ass
Speaker 1: Miles Davis track that just like was insane. I had
Speaker 1: never heard this track before. I don't know the track,
Speaker 1: but it was. You know, it's like round about Midnight
Speaker 1: where it's just like he starts to go nuts on
Speaker 1: some ship and it's like, wow, this is the score
Speaker 1: to get your vast deference cut out to. It's bizarre.
Speaker 1: So okay to set the mood, what what we're imagining?
Speaker 1: Pretty sexy woman? How old was this woman that man
Speaker 1: handled your cock? I don't know what are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are we doing this? I don't want to do
Speaker 1: this part. Let's talk about this is a professional person.
Speaker 1: I felt safe. Now you felt you felt safe. I
Speaker 1: felt safe. Old. Was this woman that man handled your cock?
Speaker 1: No idea set six year old experience. This is all
Speaker 1: Adams making this experienced. And she's flipping and flopping your
Speaker 1: cock around. Did you get any kind of a job
Speaker 1: or it was too much? It was too sterile of
Speaker 1: an environment. Not it was very sterile, very safe. There
Speaker 1: was a job to happen. It was fear bonnerrection nothing nothing,
Speaker 1: no fearrection. And I will say I did glance to
Speaker 1: make sure, but nothing. Because it was so cold. I
Speaker 1: could barely feel my dick. It was so cold. This
Speaker 1: iodine was freezing. What they're doing was was their hands cold?
Speaker 1: The hands were cold. Everything about it was cold. There
Speaker 1: was not a warm part of this whole situation. It
Speaker 1: was all cold. Now you think they would want a
Speaker 1: hot hot hot? No, hear me, what dude? Think they
Speaker 1: had hot so they could stretch the skin a little more, Kyle,
Speaker 1: You would think they would want this, right, I would, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I think that because it's everything's everything kind
Speaker 1: of run up. It's harder to work with shrunk up.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get in there. You're kind of cutting,
Speaker 1: zigging and zag and the way that you don't want to.
Speaker 1: I actually think the cold is set up for a
Speaker 1: reason because it constricts everything so that they're not making
Speaker 1: wrong incisions or like following around the vein, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Your balls go like up in your
Speaker 1: body when they're cold. They kind of get close to
Speaker 1: the to the units to maintain the So when they're
Speaker 1: warm and loose, they got some slack. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: that's your balls. Your voss deference stays closer to the surface.
Speaker 1: And that's what I think. Where is that? Where is
Speaker 1: the boss difference? There's two tubes. They had to make
Speaker 1: two incisions. It's in the side of a nut sack,
Speaker 1: so on either side of the nut sack. So is
Speaker 1: that through the butter not not through the butt? They
Speaker 1: did not have to go up through the butt like
Speaker 1: previously thought, but they did anyways. I asked them if
Speaker 1: they could, and they said, we can't get in shave
Speaker 1: back that did. I did get involved. This was the
Speaker 1: one time I got involved. I did challenge them just
Speaker 1: to see if they could go in through the through
Speaker 1: the anal cavity. But they said no, So okay, who's
Speaker 1: in there? It's just me and some know something's on
Speaker 1: the bed. Some just moved. Oh that's me. Oh you're
Speaker 1: saying who's in his room right now? I thought you
Speaker 1: were saying who's I just saw a shadow shadow. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's probably this. It's probably my leg because I got
Speaker 1: no pants on. I gotta strap. Don't move your leg
Speaker 1: like that. Are you gonna rip the scene? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: gonna rip and chill. Dude, Kyle, you forgot your jock strap?
Speaker 1: Did you want to throw a plug? Oh? Dude, I
Speaker 1: forgot my jock strap. But I figured it was all
Speaker 1: good because I was rocking sacks underwear s A x
Speaker 1: X and they have a little cup for the nuts.
Speaker 1: And I talked to doctor about it and he was
Speaker 1: pretty pumped about it. Not a sponsor the pop, but
Speaker 1: we would love him. Yeah, come on over. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got some sex to ad him. Get them okay,
Speaker 1: so just set them into Yeah, the mood has been
Speaker 1: pretty hot. Six year old came in. Man, your slipped
Speaker 1: it around. They left in a very professional, very professional man. Huh,
Speaker 1: they're still in the room. Actually, she's in the room
Speaker 1: the whole time. Okay, she's there to check it out,
Speaker 1: to observe in the corner, playing with herself. Yeah, peeping
Speaker 1: tongue play, we're gonna go, let's go, okay, And then
Speaker 1: the doctor comes in, male doctor, male doctor, male doctor,
Speaker 1: male doctor, and I've met him before, strong, strong hands.
Speaker 1: He dumps iodine all over okay, she recklessly like photos
Speaker 1: you sent, like it was everywhere, like without a band.
Speaker 1: It was a big, big dump. It looked like a
Speaker 1: sloppy mess. But I think that's just Kyle's dick. It's wine.
Speaker 1: It's the nut sack itself is like bulbous, so it's
Speaker 1: just like a fucking it's like a preach, like uh,
Speaker 1: when you feel like hot water with something without like
Speaker 1: that bag. Her mom puts it like underneath the hot
Speaker 1: water bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's a
Speaker 1: douche yeah speaker on when your mom would shove that
Speaker 1: up your ass? Is that why the top of its
Speaker 1: shaped like that the top of what your dick, none
Speaker 1: of the top of a hot water bottles kind of
Speaker 1: um long. I guess you could say that on their
Speaker 1: fill with water and and then I don't think that
Speaker 1: has anything to do. I think that's for people with
Speaker 1: backpants and don't think that's like an anal sex thing.
Speaker 1: Slide into Blake's d M s if you ever used
Speaker 1: it for that giving yourself a rubber munging? So what
Speaker 1: did they give to numb? They have to numb the penis?
Speaker 1: So doctor comes in. Yeah, So doctor comes in. He says,
Speaker 1: how you doing? I say, I'm fine. He gets another
Speaker 1: napkin on it and pulls just my nuts through a
Speaker 1: little hole, right, and so that's now his operating zone.
Speaker 1: That's when I come. So it's a little it's a
Speaker 1: it's a glory hole, basically, it's basically a glory hole, yes,
Speaker 1: And they're pulling the nuts through, and then that's what
Speaker 1: he's working on. I've seen a porno like that for sure.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, buddy, how's it going. What do
Speaker 1: you do again? I was like, oh, I'm a director filmmaker.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh right, Um, you should have said I'm
Speaker 1: a penis model. And and then he's like he proceeds
Speaker 1: to like, you know, stabbed me with the inject me
Speaker 1: with the local anesthetic on one side of my nuts,
Speaker 1: and that fucking how long is the needle? Do you
Speaker 1: see the needle? Like? This is when I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm so scared about this. Right now, I
Speaker 1: didn't look at the needle, but its long is the needle?
Speaker 1: I don't I would I don't know. I didn't look, dude,
Speaker 1: I was looking straight up and I just how much
Speaker 1: would you venture? To? Say? Seven inches? Eight inches? I
Speaker 1: don't know, seven so three times the size of your cock? Goodbye?
Speaker 1: And he put that in your butt hole? I asked
Speaker 1: him to. He went straight into the into the sack.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's right, Africa, okay, god man, No, I
Speaker 1: don't know how big it was. But the pain went
Speaker 1: all the way up to like above my belly button,
Speaker 1: God like it went. It was like it went all
Speaker 1: the way up to above my fucking belly button. Yeah,
Speaker 1: into my ribs and it was like like you're getting
Speaker 1: kicked in the nuts constantly for about thirty five seconds,
Speaker 1: and then it starts to Yeah, it's like when they
Speaker 1: numb your gums or something when you're doing dental work,
Speaker 1: you know what fucking stings. But then it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: it's you can do whatever the funk you want down
Speaker 1: there now. And he and did they? Yeah? And was
Speaker 1: that awesome? Were you like? The doctor was just like
Speaker 1: then you just started flicking in and punching it exactly
Speaker 1: Speedbag to He's like, remember the Speedbag videos, Like, gotta
Speaker 1: make sure it's okay. Didn't we watch the speedbag in
Speaker 1: video in the Writer's room allegedly? Yes? Well, when Kyle
Speaker 1: said they pulled his balls through a thing, I was like,
Speaker 1: haven't we seen a video where there's like a woman
Speaker 1: like boxings through like a wooden board. Yeah, brutal, Like
Speaker 1: she's skill, it's brutal. You guys have seen that. I
Speaker 1: thought I was the only one. Yeah, Like she's legit,
Speaker 1: like a like a Russian boxer. She's like upper cutting
Speaker 1: this guy's ball. That nuts, dude. People are in the
Speaker 1: weirdest ship. Yeah, okay, so then after that people are
Speaker 1: in a weird so you're covered in this brown goop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now Miles Davis is just blaring, just fucking like
Speaker 1: the fucking trumpets going nuts. So what would have happened
Speaker 1: if you picked some music? If you like comedy? I mean,
Speaker 1: Miles Davis that that's a little bit of a swing.
Speaker 1: But I could see maybe a doctor being into something
Speaker 1: like that. What if you just played slipknot. It's just like, dude, yeah,
Speaker 1: just something that like the doctor is like, oh, I
Speaker 1: cannot I'm gonna murder this guy to this music like
Speaker 1: exactly you played disturbed. Its like whoa, and he's just
Speaker 1: sucking jamming you with a needle. He gets a little
Speaker 1: too aggressive. My hindsight, as I probably would have gone
Speaker 1: with some fucking metalica or some Pantera or something like that,
Speaker 1: I think it would have been a better subject. So
Speaker 1: you do that would have been better. You think something
Speaker 1: like that would have been more fun for me. I
Speaker 1: was nervous because it was freaking me out, dude, Like
Speaker 1: the fucking like it was definitely a surreal jazz movement
Speaker 1: happening in the background, and I was a little It
Speaker 1: made me nervous. You know what's weird is like the
Speaker 1: fact that you don't know what track it is. Is
Speaker 1: You're going to be somewhere and that's going to come
Speaker 1: on and it's going to trigger you, and it's going
Speaker 1: to send you right back to the table. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be in a hotel lobby somewhere and gonna start crying
Speaker 1: and starting to try to rub the iodine off your
Speaker 1: cock like it's Macbeth. Feels like I'm being speedbag honey
Speaker 1: dude for real. Well, okay, so then and then how
Speaker 1: long did it actually take here? So he did one side,
Speaker 1: he cut in and did it. That was probably about
Speaker 1: five minutes or so, and that's when I was damn
Speaker 1: did he ever say? And well, yes, actually yes. So
Speaker 1: then he did the other side and he had to
Speaker 1: he did the other side, and he had to torture
Speaker 1: me again and put the fucking on the other side
Speaker 1: as well. So I had to do that again because
Speaker 1: it's two sons. So he did that and then went
Speaker 1: to work. And this is when he fucking pitched me
Speaker 1: an idea for a movie. Yes, dude, I love it.
Speaker 1: Everybody has a good idea on him. Well, he was.
Speaker 1: He was it sick. It was his buddies movie. So
Speaker 1: I got an idea for a movie. It's a doctor, right,
Speaker 1: and he's sick of cutting nuts, so he's just chopped
Speaker 1: chopping guys nut sex off and it's a horror comedy
Speaker 1: dr Balls. It was just like some fucking World War two.
Speaker 1: It was like a World War two movie that his
Speaker 1: friend had written. And I was like, yeah, all right, man,
Speaker 1: cool right, And he's holding your nutsack in his hands
Speaker 1: when he's pitching it, yes, and he's cutting my power.
Speaker 1: Movie's power. I seriously said to him. I'm like, oh, well, hey,
Speaker 1: you got me by the balls for this pitch. And
Speaker 1: he was like, what, yes, what's up? Oh boy, you
Speaker 1: had to repeat it? And I was like no, he
Speaker 1: just didn't get it. I'm like, well, you know, there's
Speaker 1: like an elevator pitch. That's what people say, have your
Speaker 1: elevator pitch. This is like you got the pitch when
Speaker 1: you have your patience by the balls And he was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to hear the story? You're not like
Speaker 1: he did not understand that it was weird. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: guy's never going to make it in Hollywood. And I
Speaker 1: was like, alright, alright, yeah it sent me. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: grab my number and send it to me later. Cool man,
Speaker 1: thank you. Wait you gave him your personal number. You
Speaker 1: took it off the fucking records, bro, he took it off.
Speaker 1: Can give it to him? Can we face? Can he
Speaker 1: be the second guest on the podcast? And we're calling
Speaker 1: now and we're back, we couldn't reach him, so he
Speaker 1: pitches me. So he pitches me this this story and
Speaker 1: then I'm like all right, and he's like and then
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, shoot, where did the where did it go?
Speaker 1: Didn't go and I was like, what's left four steps
Speaker 1: inside you? He was like, where's the vast difference? Where's
Speaker 1: the tube? I like to was like, what do you mean? Like,
Speaker 1: where's my vape? He's like and he talks to the nurse.
Speaker 1: Now he's like, is it on one of the tools
Speaker 1: over there? Did I leave it on the tools? She's like,
Speaker 1: I can't see it. I don't know where it is,
Speaker 1: or because he pulled out the whole thing. So he's
Speaker 1: looking for dude. And then I like kind of sit
Speaker 1: up like this and he's like, oh, got it And
Speaker 1: I see it just hanging off of one of his tools,
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, that's the thing. That's the
Speaker 1: funny thing that that makes me come real. Come, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. And it was fucking bizarred. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is disturbing. I will no longer come real. Crom
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel like it was sanctioned or strong nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was in the back of a big lots So
Speaker 1: this was at a real hospital, right, It wasn't it was, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was all. It was all very real. It just
Speaker 1: was a little surgery snaffoo like he doesn't he doesn't
Speaker 1: need it, Like I don't need it to go back
Speaker 1: in my body. He just wanted to know where it was,
Speaker 1: and it was just like, well, I mean, don't you.
Speaker 1: I mean, in case you want to have more kids
Speaker 1: in the future, you at least want that option, right
Speaker 1: if you can't find it, Yeah, do you get your
Speaker 1: old one? Or do you get a new one? Do
Speaker 1: you get like a cyboard one? No? I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to these things. So I donate mine. When
Speaker 1: I get mine cut, I give you mine if you
Speaker 1: need it, should you need it? Should you need it?
Speaker 1: That would be yeah, I'll take it. Can we make
Speaker 1: it into like a like a ring or like should
Speaker 1: you need on necklace of sort? That's tight? That's a
Speaker 1: great call. I didn't take it. Man. We we put
Speaker 1: it in amber and wear it like that mosquito in
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, and we wear it around our next Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we put it in the top of a cane. That's
Speaker 1: a great idea. I gotta call him back, Holy ship,
Speaker 1: do he call me today? Drop me the he called you? Bro?
Speaker 1: You need to tell that guy lose my number, dude,
Speaker 1: never never call me again. Whatever, let's produce this movie.
Speaker 1: Let's produce your numbers on nine one one you lost
Speaker 1: my bass deverence? Dude? Uh so, how do you feel
Speaker 1: now that you are are shooting blanks? Is it? Are
Speaker 1: we about to find out if the movie holds anyway
Speaker 1: to you having to jerk off two th times? Here's
Speaker 1: the big wrinkle. It's twenty five, I guess wrinkle. But
Speaker 1: here's the wrinkle is that you have to jerk off
Speaker 1: and ejaculate twenty five times in order for your wife
Speaker 1: not to get pregnant when you have sex. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: in order to reach the blanks in the clip, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, fully clean the pipes out as
Speaker 1: they said, yeah, exactly the clip. As people say, that's cool, man,
Speaker 1: But I cannot jerk off for the next seven to
Speaker 1: ten days, which is really really a huge wait wait
Speaker 1: wait good luck? Yeah yeah, yeah, this was a huge bummer,
Speaker 1: Like like I thought that I was gonna be like
Speaker 1: chilling at home, like just getting rid of twenty five
Speaker 1: of the of the clips of the bullets, the two
Speaker 1: of us, And it turns out it's not that you
Speaker 1: actually just have to lay in bed and get hell
Speaker 1: of vibro and fucking not jerk off, which is like,
Speaker 1: so do you uh win? Can you start blasting off
Speaker 1: to the moon and how quickly are you going to
Speaker 1: try to go through these twenty five are you gonna
Speaker 1: Are you gonna say, yo, let me set a land
Speaker 1: speed record in blast off and like two or three days, Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you gonna go nuts? I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a you're gonna say, I'm gonna spread
Speaker 1: this out over a couple of weeks. Land seed a
Speaker 1: man seed, Thank you, man Seed record. Give it to him, Blake.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is gonna be I'll be able
Speaker 1: to like right around the Ozarks trip, gonna have your
Speaker 1: own private room at Adams Bash. You're just beating, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you don't do it on a knee board bit
Speaker 1: masturbation chamber. Chloe Kyle has to jerk off times at
Speaker 1: my bachelor party. I got a tent from Amazon. It's
Speaker 1: like a dollar tent that like you can like throw
Speaker 1: and then it just sets up and it's like a
Speaker 1: one man tent. So I figure, like I'll just kick
Speaker 1: it in that, you know, and just so like anytime
Speaker 1: you get the urge anywhere throughout the city, you throw
Speaker 1: the tent down and start. It's a hundred degrees and
Speaker 1: gets a hundred degrees. And also my parents live on
Speaker 1: the side of a hill, so it would be very
Speaker 1: hard to set up a tent. I can do this
Speaker 1: in a room. Is that a challenge? I can do
Speaker 1: it anywhere. I do want you to set it up
Speaker 1: in a room. The room that we're all watching Men
Speaker 1: in Black in on repeat. No one's going in that
Speaker 1: room anymore, and you just go into this room and
Speaker 1: and jerk off. But I'll be in my own room
Speaker 1: in the room, so that's the place we all go
Speaker 1: to watch movies. Quote on quote. You got you. We're
Speaker 1: really gonna need the thing to erase our memories. You
Speaker 1: bring your own oculus rift. You're just like, I just
Speaker 1: can't I just love it. I just can't be without it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you guys are going out on the boat. Cool.
Speaker 1: I'll just hold it down here real quick. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to the Grand Canyon. It's fine, it's hot
Speaker 1: out here. So my mom just comes in to make
Speaker 1: to make us all ham sandwiches for the afternoon. You're
Speaker 1: just jerking off in the middle of her living room.
Speaker 1: I thought you were at your friends. Oh cheez o
Speaker 1: kayle goofy, She says, goofy. If some goofy did did
Speaker 1: I tell you that my mom and we I might
Speaker 1: have told this story. But when I was in Houston,
Speaker 1: we're going to walk and I accidentally I got them
Speaker 1: an airbnb started checking off I could uh no, I
Speaker 1: got that in this airbnb and it was an expensive airbnb,
Speaker 1: costs like ten grand for the month. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know that's that's going to be a nice place
Speaker 1: for them to stay. Did they thank you for that,
Speaker 1: by the way? Uh no? And I'm waiting, well, when
Speaker 1: I see him at the wedding, Okay, yeah, let's crack
Speaker 1: some uh No. And they but it actually wasn't like
Speaker 1: it was like it truly was in the hood, and
Speaker 1: so it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck? Truly?
Speaker 1: And so we go on this this hike and you
Speaker 1: like walk past like a legit uh like a trash
Speaker 1: what do they call that? A dump? Like where they're
Speaker 1: like compacting cars and ship And that's like where my
Speaker 1: mom and we walked past. Uh. We go underneath this
Speaker 1: bridge and that's where she turns around and starts to
Speaker 1: walk back, and there's a car park there and there's
Speaker 1: just a guy there. Uh And he's sitting in the
Speaker 1: car just alone, stirring ahead, and then I see the
Speaker 1: top of the head, just like wow, this just chorky.
Speaker 1: This man's dick. And I'm like, mom, what walk you over? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I go the the guy's getting a blowjob right there,
Speaker 1: and she stops and looks and just goes, goofy. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's what, turns around and starts walking again. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, that's the answer to a lot
Speaker 1: that That would be great if people just adopted that
Speaker 1: and just keep moving and be all good, No more outrage,
Speaker 1: no more nothing. It's just like this ship is goofy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like that's goofy. Anyways, I'm walking. I like that.
Speaker 1: By the way, my favorite part about the whole thing
Speaker 1: is how before you go? I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: told this story on the podcast. On any other podcast,
Speaker 1: you would know if you told that story before podcast.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like forty other story. My snapchat memory
Speaker 1: is real, it's my I got that very specific to
Speaker 1: every other podcast. Hey, man, it happens. I'm sorry, mama,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Well, I'm glad that you're that
Speaker 1: your cock is. How's it fun now? Yeah, how is
Speaker 1: your cock feeling on a scale from one to ten?
Speaker 1: Right now? It's hurting on a scale of excellent, very good, good,
Speaker 1: faira poor poor, it's feeling poor, really feeling poor. You
Speaker 1: got a poor as dick. Yeah, it's feeling poor today
Speaker 1: because I didn't do the pain pills again today. I
Speaker 1: just I decided to just do them yesterday, and then
Speaker 1: today I'm like, I don't really want to because how
Speaker 1: much weed are you smoking? Are you smoking a ton
Speaker 1: of weed? Are you eating? Are you self medicating? I'm
Speaker 1: smoking weed. I'm smoking weed. I'm smoking joint after joint
Speaker 1: after joint joint. Okay, does your dick look like a
Speaker 1: sick dog kind of laying there, like taking deep breaths,
Speaker 1: and like the dick and balls have become one because
Speaker 1: I have a I think they messed up because they
Speaker 1: have become one. There's no discernible difference between the two
Speaker 1: because I'm wearing compression underwear to keep it tight, and
Speaker 1: then I also have a jock strap on the outside
Speaker 1: of the compression underwear and I have ice inside of
Speaker 1: the to be come on, it's gonna be like, does
Speaker 1: it look like a it looks like a mad ball? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like when I go pee, I have to kind
Speaker 1: of like, wait, what's a mad ball? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like that's exactly what it looks like. Mad balls were
Speaker 1: like a toy baseball that looked like a crazy like face,
Speaker 1: like much together. That's exactly what it is, like a cyclops. Yes,
Speaker 1: your dick looks like a mad ball because it's like
Speaker 1: it's like it's like put together like this and then
Speaker 1: you have to peel it away from itself just to
Speaker 1: go potty. Or like the dude from Total Recall's face,
Speaker 1: the guy who's like you've got a lot of nerves
Speaker 1: showing your face around? Here is his name? His name
Speaker 1: is not Quaid? Right? What was that guy? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: can't remember that guy, but do you know who he is?
Speaker 1: His name is really good. He's like it's the actor
Speaker 1: from Breaking Bad, like the d e a guy. How
Speaker 1: crazy is that? Dean Norris? Yeah, Dean Norris. I watched
Speaker 1: it recently and then I got voice his voice cut
Speaker 1: through because I'm like I know that voice, and then
Speaker 1: I looked him for a second, was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: that's how boy never knew because the face is all
Speaker 1: um different. Not to not to offend anybody. It's just
Speaker 1: he has a different, different type of face, real thing structure.
Speaker 1: His face looks like Kyle's cock after which is then
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that, and there's nothing wrong. It's okay.
Speaker 1: If your face looks like Kyle's cock after surgery, thank you.
Speaker 1: If you have a mad ball for a face, we
Speaker 1: we actually love that. It looks like a dick that's
Speaker 1: had iodine poured on it, dunked and iodine. It looks
Speaker 1: like a bunch of it looks like a bunch of
Speaker 1: melted muscle men put together. That was like the craziest part.
Speaker 1: It looks like a big water, big league chew bubble gum.
Speaker 1: When they were done with the surgery, they were like,
Speaker 1: when they were done with it, they were like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: put your pants back on and get out of here.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I guess that's about all this fucking
Speaker 1: iodine that's in my butt crack right now? Right? What
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do with all this ship? Because
Speaker 1: you just poured and you're like, should the hunt six
Speaker 1: year old nurse take care of that? From the finished?
Speaker 1: Should I just opened up and say can you clean it?
Speaker 1: You come? White men? Bad? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about
Speaker 1: that one. But that's not what happened though, Right, you
Speaker 1: didn't say that, right, that didn't happen. But well, I'm
Speaker 1: very uh, I'm happy that the surgery went okay. We
Speaker 1: were all a little worried seeing the amount of blood.
Speaker 1: Kyle was live. He was texting us as he was happening.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going under the knife. Then like
Speaker 1: two minutes later, I'm at work and it was where
Speaker 1: I'm shooting right now. I'm not getting great cell reception,
Speaker 1: so I was coming in like way after the fact.
Speaker 1: But I could see when you sent it and you're
Speaker 1: just covered in blood, and I'm like, I think Kyle
Speaker 1: might be dead, right, You're like, are you in a hospital? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fun is going on? I
Speaker 1: had no idea because you go the final cut, and
Speaker 1: I thought, because you're working on a movie right now,
Speaker 1: I thought you like, you're in the edit doing the
Speaker 1: final cut already. I'm like, damn, that was quick. Didn't
Speaker 1: you wrap like a week ago? He went from director
Speaker 1: to editor? Was it? I can't remember? Man? Come on,
Speaker 1: from director to editor to yeah, it was a little
Speaker 1: it was like it was out of nowhere because I
Speaker 1: had forgotten, and then I was I was pumped for you. Man,
Speaker 1: this was great. This is great news. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: really great news. You shouldn't you should not bring more
Speaker 1: children into the world. Dude, Okay, we were talking about
Speaker 1: this when you signed off last week. Were Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were all talking about that's all good. Um, there's a
Speaker 1: group chat going about it. I Um. I was. Actually
Speaker 1: I wasn't scared until, like, you know, like when I
Speaker 1: got there and I started being like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit up the chat. Then I feel
Speaker 1: like I was legit hitting up that chat for support. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were hitting up a lot of chats. You were
Speaker 1: hitting up our chat, you were hitting up the back
Speaker 1: Home Homies chat. You were like you were really reaching out.
Speaker 1: But back Home Homies one was like right afterwards, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to let them know you guys were right
Speaker 1: there while all I was doing it because I was like,
Speaker 1: help me, dude, help me, Like this is I'm fucking
Speaker 1: scared and fucking yeah, and that's fucking cool that when
Speaker 1: you get your dick into trouble you come to us,
Speaker 1: your boy. Thank you for that you're my boy. I
Speaker 1: really appreciate your day three man. That that is something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so thank you guy. Man. You come to the this
Speaker 1: is important chat and you fucking spill your guts and
Speaker 1: we love you for that. Was that the chat that
Speaker 1: has like our manager and his assistant in it? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: I felt very, very bad once I realized that. Sorry, Abby,
Speaker 1: she's into the Abby's one of the gang, you know,
Speaker 1: she's she's she's privy to a lot of sensitive intel. Hasty,
Speaker 1: She's just in there now. She's seen your blood, yeah,
Speaker 1: your cock blood. Yeah, well, dude, I forget about that.
Speaker 1: I totally forget about and I'm like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: sharing this with my homies. And then she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you guys stop fund of meeting like two hours
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, fuck, everything's going to her too.
Speaker 1: There's a weird I mean, I guess that's probably changing now,
Speaker 1: but I do remember, like when you're an assistant in
Speaker 1: Hollywood or whatever, and I guess more industries like you
Speaker 1: listen in on all the phone calls. You're listening just
Speaker 1: so you can hear, like if something's getting set up
Speaker 1: or whatever. But half the time or more you're just
Speaker 1: listening to like people talking about whatever their lives are
Speaker 1: doing and the ship that they and you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should have heard that, but
Speaker 1: like they don't care because they just they're trying to
Speaker 1: catch up. They're trying to be normal people. But someone
Speaker 1: is listening, and I guess that's probably changing now. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, what's her name? Just that? But did like
Speaker 1: Rachel Nichols for like ESPN, Like it was like just
Speaker 1: that she was like pre zooming and said some ship
Speaker 1: and then next thing you know, she's not court sighting
Speaker 1: right right, there's always somebody, right, So watch what you're saying. Nice.
Speaker 1: I'm in a pretty cool place right now. I'm in
Speaker 1: this place off of like two hours south of Charleston,
Speaker 1: South Carolina, for the shooting the right Jempstones and we're
Speaker 1: shooting at this island culture Fripp Island. And what is it? Sorry,
Speaker 1: riprip rip like the guitar player f r I p
Speaker 1: P Is that named over a person? Fripp? What's a FRIP?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I think it's a guy's name,
Speaker 1: like his last game Fripp John, What are you thinking about? Frampton?
Speaker 1: Peter Fripton So anyways, you get on the island and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, dude, watch out for the deer there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: And they're like there's thousands of them on that island
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, I'm sure no joke, dude. Every day,
Speaker 1: like Chloe posted on her story the other day about
Speaker 1: it might still be out. Yeah, this giant buck, like
Speaker 1: this big buck, this ten point buck comes right up
Speaker 1: to me and I'm like grilling and have like food
Speaker 1: out and he just stands like like literally like this
Speaker 1: close to me, this fucking buck, And I like hand
Speaker 1: him a strawberry and he's like eating horns and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah with the horns and chin. Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1: And it's eating strawberries like out of my hands. And
Speaker 1: then I find out that strawberries killed deer. I killed
Speaker 1: this What are you serious? Yeah, dude, yeah, I'm murdered
Speaker 1: a deal. Wait really no, no, strawberries don't kill deer.
Speaker 1: And then I fillaid the deer. See. I was wondering
Speaker 1: if that changed your relationship with wildlife because what I
Speaker 1: saw in the video was very like poetic and beautiful,
Speaker 1: and I miss this was it a story. It was
Speaker 1: it was it was, It wasn't mine. It was Closes
Speaker 1: like his emotional like. It was right after the other
Speaker 1: hard Seltzer. Yeah, because I like how that's almost a burn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was right after that commercial she was paid for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it just wasn't Ashley. It just it wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to dish the Ashland. He's trying to diss my boys, Ashland.
Speaker 1: I'm actually just trying going to bring it up so
Speaker 1: that you could do this, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because I'm a homie. We're team Ashland over here. Yeah, Adam,
Speaker 1: how do how do we approach these Seltzer wars? Because
Speaker 1: you know, the pod sauce is going strong. This Bellinger
Speaker 1: bomb is delicious. Where we're going. That's the first good one.
Speaker 1: It's the first Seltzer and Dodger Stadium. It's their official Seltzer.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're at all the race tracks now, Ashlan's
Speaker 1: Ashley is doing great work out there. That being said,
Speaker 1: my future wife betrayed me and my family by sponsoring
Speaker 1: and another brand of Seltzer. I won't say it here,
Speaker 1: but they paid her good money, so it's it's totally okay.
Speaker 1: But then uh, and then she posted me having a
Speaker 1: real bond was here and all I could all I
Speaker 1: could think about was if he charged me. I think
Speaker 1: I could have grabbed the antlers, and I do feel,
Speaker 1: I do feel in my heart of hearts I could
Speaker 1: have taken this, dear. Okay, there would have been an
Speaker 1: antler in your heart of hearts. Okay, they were not.
Speaker 1: They weren't fuzzy andlers. They weren't pointy. I don't know
Speaker 1: why that it's a reindeer. I still think he would
Speaker 1: have fucking bucked your ass through the plate glass window
Speaker 1: behind you. And this, actually, this actually brings me to
Speaker 1: an age old question. Seen me in a while, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm beefy. Well, i've seen you in your prime. You are.
Speaker 1: But I made a sweatshirt that we had on Worcoholics
Speaker 1: where it said animals I could kill with my bare hands,
Speaker 1: and I listed out the animals I thought I could.
Speaker 1: How many animals in the wild do you think you
Speaker 1: could actually kill? Like if it was you one on? Well,
Speaker 1: didn't we talk about this and you said your your
Speaker 1: big thing was to reach up an animals asshole. No,
Speaker 1: it was to reach down its throat. That's if you're
Speaker 1: getting attacked by a wildcat. But I personally, I'm like,
Speaker 1: pushed him to shove. Maybe I could kill a wildcat,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm not through watching that video of the
Speaker 1: guy who held up the bobcat and was like, it's
Speaker 1: a bobcat and then he threw it and hold the
Speaker 1: strap off his belt. I was like, Yo, this dude
Speaker 1: has a gun. But he didn't kill that. He wasn't
Speaker 1: in a ring with that thing. No, but like the
Speaker 1: way he handled it, I was like, Okay, this dude's
Speaker 1: chucking cats, which is like a thing I'm dying to.
Speaker 1: Cats actually scare me at least, dear. I feel like,
Speaker 1: deer don't want to funk with you unless uh these
Speaker 1: deer for on the on Frip Island there's no one
Speaker 1: hunting them. They're very chilled. I think they're used to
Speaker 1: people like you. You go. I ran a little golf
Speaker 1: cart to tutor around the island and to what around
Speaker 1: the island, to toot toot about, do a little toot about, Okay,
Speaker 1: continue take a little It's been gone for a long
Speaker 1: time and so I'm tooting and dude, I'm tuting around
Speaker 1: the island in my golf cart. And they're everywhere, Like legit,
Speaker 1: every time you go out you see two dozen deer. Right.
Speaker 1: But Adam, what you're talking what we were talking about
Speaker 1: is what animals you could beat in a fight. And
Speaker 1: now you're saying like, well, these animals aren't won't fight you,
Speaker 1: But like if you were in a fight with one
Speaker 1: of them, because like, you could have a bear that
Speaker 1: also is around people a lot, and isn't I think
Speaker 1: you would struggle with a deer for real, I really
Speaker 1: think you would struggle with a deer, bro, But deer
Speaker 1: would fuck you up? Well, it depends this deer. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're gonna look at this and then that the video,
Speaker 1: I'll send it to animals are strong? Thank you, dude, Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm strong. I just saw your little golf ball triesup.
Speaker 1: You've got beautiful biceps. But let's see the triestep again.
Speaker 1: How come it stops? Why does it stop so high?
Speaker 1: What do you mean it doesn't stop? Was that from
Speaker 1: the car? Stop? Did a piece come? That's the way muscles? Look?
Speaker 1: That's that's the V man, doesn't that's l yours? Doesn't
Speaker 1: v V up? Are we talking about the hoof? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What's the hoof? What are these guys?
Speaker 1: Are we trying to do a flights off? Right? Now?
Speaker 1: Get your FLEs on, dude, are we talking about the
Speaker 1: huff the fuck? Look at that deer hoof? That's a deer.
Speaker 1: If you can't, oh my god, neither of these muscles
Speaker 1: matter when you fight a deer, Dude, Yours is longer,
Speaker 1: mine is more bulbous. And well let's take it to
Speaker 1: Mr Olympia to what the judges like. But that being said,
Speaker 1: by the way, Robert Fripp guitar player for King Crimson,
Speaker 1: very good, important, very good, plucking, weird deep. I'm stoked
Speaker 1: on that, especially from But I do feel these deer
Speaker 1: a deer that I've seen, like the deer that are
Speaker 1: near my parents place, and like the ozarks, those dear
Speaker 1: uh like we'll go on walks with their like little
Speaker 1: little lass dog and the dog gets all protective when
Speaker 1: it sees the deer and we're like chase after and
Speaker 1: then these bucks I drop horns and are like ready
Speaker 1: to fucking go, and they're protecting their their children. And
Speaker 1: you see them and they're they're a little bigger. They uh,
Speaker 1: their horns aren't like I don't know, what the free
Speaker 1: horns are about here, and they don't see that that
Speaker 1: fun is that right before they like shed them right,
Speaker 1: there's a they like shed their horn. That's like a
Speaker 1: young young horn is like a furry horn. That's what
Speaker 1: I call Isaac's kids. And then maybe they like murder
Speaker 1: because I haven't seen one like truly giant buck. I
Speaker 1: wonder if they then once they get big, they slit
Speaker 1: their throats and everyone uh bathes in their blood or
Speaker 1: something on that like some sort of ceremony on this
Speaker 1: island island. It's science. Yeah, it's weird. You guys seen
Speaker 1: pictures of when deers antlers are are shedding that like
Speaker 1: outer or whatever, and they're like hell of bloody and
Speaker 1: there's like the like skin is hanging off their antlers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like they're making beef jerky. Like it looks
Speaker 1: like they're hanging it out to dry, so it lives
Speaker 1: like Kyle's vass deference is hanging off. We're just drooping
Speaker 1: off a tool off of an instrument. By the way,
Speaker 1: dear antler, remember when like people were getting busted for
Speaker 1: that in the NFL, right, because it was a like
Speaker 1: a like a steroid kind of right, or you could
Speaker 1: grind it up. You would grind it up and snort
Speaker 1: it or something. It's like a rejuvenate You spray it
Speaker 1: on your tongue, spread it on your tongue. What happens
Speaker 1: if you spray it on Kyle's cock? Let's start doing that.
Speaker 1: If you break off an antler, like it has something
Speaker 1: in it that can rejuvenate, like regrow really quickly. So
Speaker 1: like when you break stuff down in your body, like muscle,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that whatever that is helps your muscles regrow.
Speaker 1: That's fucking cool science. Okay, So here's the pitch. So
Speaker 1: when we turned forty and two and a half years
Speaker 1: two and a half years for us and the rest
Speaker 1: of us after there's already did when when the rest
Speaker 1: of us did it? I did it was super easy,
Speaker 1: it was awesome. You you enjoyed it. In two and
Speaker 1: a half years, when we turned forty years old, let's
Speaker 1: take deer antlers and steroids and then do a podcast
Speaker 1: where we talk about how je subject um any take packs?
Speaker 1: Apologies or are we there? Are we? Are we not
Speaker 1: going to go down the line of kind of like
Speaker 1: animals we think we could handle. So here's that scamp
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm sucking up a skunk. Skunks
Speaker 1: are that's a good place to start. Yeah, dangerous, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: But dude, for sure, a skunk skunna is hose you
Speaker 1: right in your face and you won't be able to
Speaker 1: fight him out to I'm still sucking it up. The
Speaker 1: two animals that throw me for a loop are dear
Speaker 1: because I do think when push comes to shove, they
Speaker 1: could fucking wallop you. And the other one is like
Speaker 1: a pig or like a hog. You don't want to
Speaker 1: wild hog, yea wild hog, like if you really but
Speaker 1: if it's like you're gonna die and you have to
Speaker 1: fight this thing, do you think you could kill them?
Speaker 1: I think I would rather I honestly, I'd rather choose
Speaker 1: a dear for it depends on the size of the deer, honestly,
Speaker 1: because they can be fucking giant. Yes, And I'm speaking
Speaker 1: as a California I don't even know hog size. If
Speaker 1: it's a two pound deer, verse, let's just say average
Speaker 1: full grown whatever that is. What I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is? What's an average deer? But I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: the deer that was outside that was eating strawberries out
Speaker 1: of my hands. Let me see if I can pull
Speaker 1: it up. I could, I could beat the ship out
Speaker 1: of that, and if that deer and to this point,
Speaker 1: if you have not seen the movie Surviving the Game,
Speaker 1: Gary Busey has a speech in the beginning of the
Speaker 1: movie that is the greatest acting and writing moment in
Speaker 1: cinema history, where he talks about getting a pit bull
Speaker 1: as a pet when he's a boy, and then his
Speaker 1: dad trains the pit bull and then he forces his
Speaker 1: kid to fight it to the death the next year
Speaker 1: or something. Yes, he's a young man. We're we're kissing forty.
Speaker 1: We'd better be able to suck a pitbull, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, pull you know pitbull? For real? Though?
Speaker 1: Maybe a lab door? Could you beat? Could you fight
Speaker 1: a labrador? To the people, remember what you do with
Speaker 1: the pit bull. You start the finger up the butt.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. That's how you get it to
Speaker 1: release its jaws. I'm not fucking around, that's but that's
Speaker 1: how you kill it. That's all. Kyle's all. Every pitch
Speaker 1: of Kyle's just like you fingered the butt. You didn't
Speaker 1: start jerking the cock off. No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I just said to get it
Speaker 1: to release, to release the cock off to release and
Speaker 1: then and now are there any take? Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: want to do like those Like you're on a golf course.
Speaker 1: You keep seeing those videos of like geese attacking guys
Speaker 1: like putting, and I'm kind of like, I know I
Speaker 1: could handle it, but like navigating that, I would like
Speaker 1: that to start there. Okay, so we want to see
Speaker 1: honders versus a goose on a golf course, like those
Speaker 1: big swans with it when you have a club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a club in your hand. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have a web? I think you don't. Well we're talking
Speaker 1: about no webs, right, So I think, like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I could do a goose no putter. And the
Speaker 1: goose comes up to you, like behind your car as
Speaker 1: you're like looking for your club, I think, and you
Speaker 1: get your hands around its neck. I think I could too.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good place to start, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like before I worked my way up
Speaker 1: to Labrador, if a fucking goose was going after my kid,
Speaker 1: and like those big swans, the big white swans that
Speaker 1: have like that neck they can reach no and that
Speaker 1: and that would suck to have to murder, because for sure,
Speaker 1: you don't want to kill an animal that couldn't kill you,
Speaker 1: like ya ya YadA, Yeah, yeah, of course. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean like because that you're not fighting to the death.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking goose. He's just mad that you're in
Speaker 1: his territory. You just need to get out of his church.
Speaker 1: You don't need to fight. But that's part of the challenge,
Speaker 1: thank you, Adam. The part of the challenge is fighting
Speaker 1: it to a death. No, Adam's changed, That's what I
Speaker 1: was wondering, what the whole dear thing. It looked like
Speaker 1: he was having a relationship. I looked into his eyes
Speaker 1: and something changed within me. But no, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to kill an animal like he didn't do. He didn't
Speaker 1: do nothing other than just being you're in his little zone,
Speaker 1: so just get out of his own there's a speaking hypothetical.
Speaker 1: So it's not a fight to the death anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, because I don't think that the goose
Speaker 1: would kill you in any world. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: see goose has killed someone. What the yeah really, really,
Speaker 1: Google goose kill person? This guy is talking about top
Speaker 1: gun now, Yeah, problems with aggressive Canada geese of goose
Speaker 1: kill you? Is there a death? Was that a gang
Speaker 1: of geese? Was it a gaggle? Can a goose kill you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If a dozen geese sneak up on you, you got
Speaker 1: some trouble. Google swan murder person. If you're in a
Speaker 1: geese alleyway and all of a sudden they start fucking
Speaker 1: sharks and jets right around your ass, ye, fight for
Speaker 1: your life. But if it's just one goose. You're on
Speaker 1: a golf course or some ship and one fucking goose
Speaker 1: comes up and he's starting ship, it's just like, yo,
Speaker 1: back the funk up? Yeah? Would you rather? Would you
Speaker 1: either fight a raccoon or a possum? Raccoon? Possum, raccoon,
Speaker 1: dog raccoon? I think we're too mean. Possums are They're
Speaker 1: mean too. But possums are like, aren't they like rabid? Though?
Speaker 1: Like they just carry rabies. They got the poison darts. Hey,
Speaker 1: that sounds real to me. Let's just go. I think
Speaker 1: they're just scry. I think they just carry rabies. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm choosing a raccoon. I think raccoons are science.
Speaker 1: Does that mean they're rabbid themselves. I think raccoons can
Speaker 1: also be Uh, is it rabbitting with rabious? They can
Speaker 1: be with rabies. Yeah, I don't know. How about the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh you you think it'd be that easy? Yeah? No
Speaker 1: takebacks today, any takebacks, apologies, get togethers, epic slams. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were reaching out for
Speaker 1: emotional support on the day. I thought it was kind
Speaker 1: of fun and funny. Um. I guess I would have
Speaker 1: I would have texted more um stuff. It was okay.
Speaker 1: It was what I got I needed. Yeah, And uh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was quite happening. I was getting
Speaker 1: intermittent texts where I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: these are coming in when they're supposed to. I wasn't
Speaker 1: getting many bars out there on this remote island. You
Speaker 1: totally confused at him. I had no idea what the
Speaker 1: fun was going on. I'm like, are you at the hospital?
Speaker 1: There was a thing vibrating in my pocket, pictures and words.
Speaker 1: It was confusing for me. And uh, I would like
Speaker 1: to thank you for feeling um, open and honest enough
Speaker 1: to share this experience of the six year woman man
Speaker 1: handling your cock and I would like to what is it, commend,
Speaker 1: what is it compliment Kyle on his choice of jazz
Speaker 1: in the room. I feel like that probably loosened the
Speaker 1: mood for everybody involved. If he didn't come out too aggressive,
Speaker 1: you didn't come out to so off to like that
Speaker 1: that's a good call. Like, I don't know, I would
Speaker 1: have panicked when they're like, what kind of music you
Speaker 1: want to listen to while we cut your balls? And
Speaker 1: you would have been like scrambled eggs on my avocado toast,
Speaker 1: and like I would have panicked. Dude, that was a
Speaker 1: great call right on the Miles Davis was a stroke
Speaker 1: of genius. Absolutely, but until you hear that song again
Speaker 1: and it triggers you. And I'd like to thank Kyle
Speaker 1: for getting this surgery and telling us all about it.
Speaker 1: You know, he opened up and I think we covered
Speaker 1: it for like thirty minutes there. So thank you for
Speaker 1: didn't you just do that? Yeah, there's a double thing.
Speaker 1: That's how we got back to talking about it. I
Speaker 1: want to thank you for sharing it. I think I
Speaker 1: think Kyle's up snapchat. Actually, I just want to say
Speaker 1: one thing here. I want to compliment the doctor for
Speaker 1: fucking doing a good job man, and not like not
Speaker 1: sucking it up. You know. Yeah, I mean we don't know,
Speaker 1: but so far, so good. Let's keep track, right, Let's
Speaker 1: see how it goes. See if anybody gets brightnant. I
Speaker 1: think that could be fun. Yeah, let's keep uh, let's
Speaker 1: keep happening. And Kyle, I'm sure I'm next, buddy, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. Good you gave him the strength. Nah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have three. You gotta have three home boys,
Speaker 1: that's I think. I also want to give um Blake
Speaker 1: a compliment for looking like early American apparel at up there. Okay,
Speaker 1: pay to come shirt? Yeah, pay to come and then
Speaker 1: like a super bright light and white background. Can we
Speaker 1: see like your bad old girl underwear? Like I feel
Speaker 1: like that's what they always rocked. Was lucky you, Na,
Speaker 1: you gotta come get it baby. If you want to
Speaker 1: see the lucky you, you gotta come over. Man. Any giveaways, giveaways,
Speaker 1: do it. I'm still contemplating giving away the vote, but
Speaker 1: that's not happening. Maybe next keep tuning in keeping with
Speaker 1: that take. I gotta fix it. I got to go
Speaker 1: get a new battery this week and see if it's
Speaker 1: still runs. You don't have to people, will take it
Speaker 1: without the bat No, I gotta get it the funk
Speaker 1: out of my garage, just taking them space player player Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. I I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I apologize. That's the opioids that makes me irritable. I apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm coming off We didn't even talked about the poids.
Speaker 1: Are you on the h well I dropped him today. No,
Speaker 1: I'm irritable because I'm coming off of it. So as
Speaker 1: soon as we're done, I'm going to take another one.
Speaker 1: Okay before I bring this heat to my wife. Nice
Speaker 1: as you should, as you should take them in pain pills.
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid. Just just don't get addicted to him.
Speaker 1: Do you think any of your homies in the Ozarks
Speaker 1: would would buy him off? Me? Absolutely bring him? And
Speaker 1: should we mention that our next podcast will be coming
Speaker 1: lot not live, but like from the Ozarks? Yeah? Should
Speaker 1: we mention? I feel like we should say sometime in
Speaker 1: the near future. Now it's the next one. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there next Tuesday, so bring bring your
Speaker 1: gear and we'll do it on Friday or Saturday. Well wait,
Speaker 1: bring our gear or just kind of I'm bringing my
Speaker 1: gear I'm bringing that I'm not important. Tacky can what
Speaker 1: about all this fucking iadon that's in my butt crack
Speaker 1: right now? Like, what am I supposed to do with
Speaker 1: all those sheep