WEBVTT - Ep 51: Kyle’s Penis: The Director’s Cut 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:05.800 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:08.760 the show where we only talk about what is most 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:14.600 obviously very crucially important today. On This Is Important, they 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.759 cut my vast deference out. Gentlemen. It looked like a 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.480 sloppy mess, admittedly, but I think that's just Kyle's dick. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:24.920 It's why throw a couple of napkins over your cock? Brow? Quick? Bro? 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:34.720 Did you make the mouth of your penis talk? Let's go? Hello? Hello, 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:52.280 sweet sweet? There we go again? Up, Yes, it feels 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:55.560 good man. I will say that someone hit me up 0:00:55.880 --> 0:01:00.400 d M style, slit in them and they slip d M. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.479 They slid right in them, and they said that they're 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.480 like I found the first Let's Go and it is 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.160 Tom DeLong in an old Blink tracks like Let's Go 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:18.560 from from just like after no doubt because at the 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.440 same time I think it was off take Off your 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:24.839 Pants and jacket Air great album. Well, to be fair, 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.600 I think that was a different type of Let's Go 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.840 that was more of like a Let's go in. How 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.360 is that different? Though? Yeah, that's exactly what Adam just doing. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:39.440 That's literally what I just did. I'm sorry is that this? Yeah, 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.600 that's before I feel like that's the before thing, whereas 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.840 let's go has become an after thing, like a celebratory 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.600 like that happened, Let's go, But what you just played 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.720 is for sure pre But also let's go is like 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:55.680 it's like waiting for the game. Let's go, like we're going, 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.680 or like a bunch of bros that are going out 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:03.800 for the night and they just chugged in Ashland Salt, yes, 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:08.560 and then they go, they go, let's go, and then 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.480 they just go to the bar and only talk to themselves. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.119 That's what we did at bars. We were so bad 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.639 at hitting on chick. You think it's more of a 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:22.640 pre still or more of an after celebration thing. Now, yeah, 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.760 I think it's now it's just ubiquitous. It's all the time, constant. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:31.600 So what you're saying, yeah, it's it's just it's whenever 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.520 it's people people will say let's go, like when they 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.079 get their tokytoes at a restaurant. So what I'm saying 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.600 is they get they say it after they get the takeytoes. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.720 You could get ta keytos at they get to tokytoes, 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.480 then they go, let's go. Right, So that's my point 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:49.000 is that that is an after example. No, that's a 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.520 before an example before you eat them, well, before you 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.680 eat them. But it's but they're celebrating after they got them. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.079 They already ordered them. The game is you eating them, 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:03.560 not you ordering them. The game is that when the 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:09.520 whistle blows, you start eating your food. I feel like 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.760 when you're handed the food, When you're handed the food 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.720 and you say let's go, that's celebrating the fact that 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.760 you got them. And then when you sit and you 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.560 pick it up to take a bite and you say 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.280 let's go, that's like, oh, it's about to go down. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.280 So those two different agree to disagree. It's all part 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.080 of the same game. Though, it's all part of the 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.240 same let's go family. I don't disagree with that. That's 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.800 a brother's sister, let's go family. Well, you could have 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.960 multiple like let's go releases during the same game, right, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.800 like you know Quarters and all that ship and when 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.400 you're hyping up for place. I would argue to say, 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:42.680 life is a series of let's go. Let's just agree 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.840 that life is a series of let's go. Yeah, that's 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.720 what lets go, and then you go, and that will 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.680 be the sign that hangs in my back Blake is 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:56.080 our our resident um champion of current phrases. Uh, the 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.840 king of the the with the finger on the pulse. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.640 If you need a guy to tell you the latest slang, 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:06.160 he'll pull up Yet the oldest gen z er pull out, 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.200 pull out run looks. I don't know if you guys 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.560 are aware of the word choogy. I was put on 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:15.760 this word. Oh yeah, some choog choogie. Evidently it's a 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.960 person who has aged out of being cool, but it 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.800 tries to remain relevant. That is a choogy person. And 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:32.000 did someone call you choogie Blake? What is choogie derives from? 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.160 And do you use it before you eat sukey do 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:41.320 at the restaurant before a restaurant players sounds delicious. So 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:45.799 choogie is someone that is holding on to a style 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:50.839 that was popular when they were in their early twenties, 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.400 from early mid twenties, when they were young and hip 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:56.560 and cool. For instance, I was thinking, like remember in 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.400 like two thousand to two thousand three, two thousand four, 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:04.680 like like poofy vests, like sweater vests or like popular 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.919 you mean like down dusts, Yeah, down vests that was 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.880 like cool people would wear that ship Yeah, And then 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.479 if you still every winter go ahead, Yeah, keeps you warm, 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.839 and so you rocking that. A gen Z would say 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.640 that that is a chuggy thing that you're doing. You're 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.840 hanging on. I think you claiming what a gen Z 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.000 is gonna say is fucking chuggie as hell. Bro. Yeah, sure, 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.400 I'm not offended by it. I'm I'm the epitome of 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:36.599 chug I'm the chuge moister general. I mean, my whole 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.159 style is ship that I liked when I was twenty 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.400 years old. I mean, yeah, I still wear shirts from 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:46.160 high school. They fit differently, they don't hang like they 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.720 used to, but like I can finally fill them out. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:51.640 Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm fitting in 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.200 my ship from high school. Yeah, well you were on 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:59.360 the fucking prom court, so you know that. Yeah. Yeah, 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.560 I was lean back there and not no more bullshit. Kyle, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:08.760 you wore size thirty eight pants, stands that you probably 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.400 fit better in your high school pants now, and then 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:17.400 you did that in That is so true. They used 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.719 to be Jenko's. Now they're just kind of tied around 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:25.000 the cloth fitting. Yeah. Here, Jenko's are jorts or jeggings. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:32.680 Jenkos became jeggings. You got me, you got me. I 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:35.440 do think it's funny though, Like, uh, I kind of 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:39.160 have had essentially the same style since I was twelve, 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.680 when I kind of swore off jeans and just wore khakis. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.000 I wish I was there that day. That would have 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:48.160 been a good jeans though. I swear to god, I 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.000 started wearing jeans after living in l A For like 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:56.720 six years, when like, you couldn't get into places without 0:06:56.800 --> 0:07:00.720 jeans on. I remember you telling me about like adenomen 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.360 You're like, no, dude, it's it's tight. And then instead 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.080 of washing them, you put them in the freezer or 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:10.160 I how you disinfect them. My mind was blown. And 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.160 here's the best part. Never did either of that. Never 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.520 washed him, never put him in What was it like 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:20.160 when you swore off of jeans? Like were you just 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.720 like hanging out with your friends and they're like You're like, 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.920 I'm not gonna wear twelve years old too. That's such 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:30.120 a funny age. I'm done with the mom I'm done 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.720 with those to myself in the mirror, I said candy 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.000 Man twice and then I said I can't do it 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.160 the third time, and I said, I swear off. It 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.040 reminds me of that scene in Orgasmo where he's at 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.760 the table with his dad eating breakfast. He's like, Dad, 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.760 I'm not going to use hamster style anymore, and he 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.840 goes okay, son, and then they just move on with 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.200 their Yeah. Yeah. He builds it up so much and 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:53.320 then it's just like I remember I would wear khaki's 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.200 for to like church on the weekend or to like 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.480 a dress up thing, and I just liked it better. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.760 And I like jeans at that point, We're not what 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:06.560 they are today. Guys. What were they please? What were 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.680 they at that I loved jeans back in the day 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.720 when I was a kid. They took a long ass 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.640 time to like breaking break in, so they were always 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.800 like crunkled, not if you had that sick ass French 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.920 Toast brand. Yeah, you're right, you don't remember that. Remember 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:22.080 French Toast? I don't at all. That's the best jeans 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.600 I ever had, bro, What are you talking about French Toast? 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:27.360 I'm talking about French Toast brand. Gene. This dude's mom 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:31.160 made him jeans and was like, they're French toes. She 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:36.440 was just please explain yoursel. No, you're on pain pills 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.000 and you're currently laying in your bed, picking your nose. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.520 But I gotta know what these French toast jeans are. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.480 Vibro dog, I'm just living that vibro life right now. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.000 But like, and that's important for you. And what were 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.760 French toast jeans, Kyle French? It was just a brand 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.959 called French toast. Slide in this dude's d M S. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.320 If you know what French toast you had some fucking 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.640 osh gosh but gosh, and then you also had some 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.719 French toast that if you were lucky to find him 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:02.480 at ross Ressurt, what are you talking about when you 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.480 were a toddler. What you just did is you named 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:08.400 a brand everyone knows and then you named another brand 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.120 that no one's ever heard of as anonymous makes it 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.959 seem more It makes it seem more relatable. And I 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.680 hope it's triggered. You just said a brand that that 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.360 everyone's heard of, and then you said at breakfast food, 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.280 and we're all supposed to believe that was a popular GA. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.200 I know, I understand. I apologize. We're all the exact 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.480 same edge besides Dirs, who is thirty five years old 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.439 out but we're damn we're within months of each other. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:38.079 And I never heard a French toast jeans in my line. 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:39.800 You know what, when you were talking about jeans, it 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.880 just triggered something in my head. I shouldn't have done 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:47.240 the oshcosh, but gosh, that was a manipulative tactics bler. Overall, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:52.440 here's my style. My style, Like it's different for sure 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.480 than when I was in high school. I feel like 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.480 my style was solidified when I was in my mid 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.520 twenties of just like mostly Bay sick T shirts and 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.120 regular as jeans and Vans sneakers. Yeah, you were kind 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.800 of you always kind of dressed like commercial ready, no 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.360 logo like blank tea. I don't I don't like a 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:14.640 logo on a T. I don't like walking around feeling 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.240 like I'm a billboard, you know. So I couldn't afford 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.360 those clothes. Although your jeans back in the day, well 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:24.560 they say on the fly, why what what they say? 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.120 What did what did your jeans say? Jibbo no, no, no? 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:33.400 What did they say out? Oh lucky you? Yeah, shirt 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:37.800 say nothing, but jeans they said lucky you. They said 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.440 lucky you because they were Lucky brand jeans and the 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.800 button fly and they would say lucky you, which by 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.880 the way, no one was sucking my dick. No one 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.600 was there. No one was lucky. Would they be lucky 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.440 to do so? Hang on, that's not true. That's not true. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.080 It was your roommates your No, your roommates were lucky 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.280 because they got a little laugh out of it. Yeah, 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.800 I need the zipper that says I'm sorry. Well, hand 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.000 a second. That's not true. So that's not true. There 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.400 there's a few. There's a small handful, and we don't 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.439 need to get into dats. But I do want to 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.199 know a little bit of tails about um, not the 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:10.959 eats with the tails, tails, the tails that a tails 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.880 so well, someone for sure had opened your jeans and 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.560 saw that at some point, and was there any mention 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:22.719 of it? Was there like a Jesus? Or was it 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.080 just that I don't think. I think if I was 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:29.120 gonna get a blowjob, I ripped my pants off so quickly. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.440 It was never like, let me take those off for you. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.560 It was I was already butt naked right right like 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.679 if there was like it was it was gonna go down, 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:40.640 It's like, and I'm butt naked. There was no. That's 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.280 not alarmed. That's not alarming, or I know if a girl, 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.280 if if the mail band was a woman, I'd come 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:49.800 to the door naked. There's Adams just saying there's a 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.880 window when someone a very small window. When a girl 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.720 would realize, oh shit, I'm about to hook up with 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.800 this guy. He's like, I just gotta get to it right. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.400 This dude would rob break away underwear and ship just 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:03.400 snap snaps on the side, just like win suit. He 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.880 had a bulls warm up. You had a fucking rip 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.880 away T shirt like whole Cogan. Do you remember I 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.720 used to rock those button up sos like Western wear, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:16.560 the snap button with the snap buttons. You also Lucky Brand, 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.480 I believe I do you believe his Lucky Brand? I 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.559 did with some Lucky Brand back in the day. Lucky 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.720 and I would snap that off. Do you remember that 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.680 was that was a comedy move that I had. I 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.160 would bust that out fun that disarms. Oh yeah, I 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.840 remember that. I loved it. It was the funniest part 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.280 now looking back, as we had to button it back up. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.679 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. After I did the big gotta 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.920 laugh and then it was just slowly that's the most memorable, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:46.920 gonna go over hereup? Okay, God good, I do like 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.960 the idea of like, oh he's funny. He's definitely not 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:55.720 someone who screams when he has winning. Lucky me, lucky 0:12:55.760 --> 0:13:07.360 me speaking of sex. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:13.520 How about that for interrupt my pal and transition? Absolutely 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.840 good ship man. Let's throw it to Kyle, who is 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.679 laying in a bed. And it's not a deathbed, it's 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:22.239 a life bed. I knew a check. He's post surgery. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:26.200 He just had a big, big, maybe the biggest outpatient surgery. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.480 You can have the final cut, the final snip. I 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:34.160 finally got final cut, final cut, final cut. That's pretty 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:38.920 funny from editor to director to getting your dick cut. Bro, 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:41.880 it's the craziest. It's the crazy one more time, Blake, 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:46.920 I said, editor, that's a director to getting your dick cut? Right? 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:51.440 Was that? Like? That was really really, really good? It's cut. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.920 They cut my vast deference out, gentlemen. Can we name 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.720 the episode that they cut my vast deference out? Gentlemen? 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.560 That's what they did and I saw it, And what's 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.960 the death what's what's the difference between us? I don't 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.000 go when no more started the pain? You can start 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:09.680 at the uh so break it down for us because 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:15.160 we're sending live photographic evidence of you getting your dick snapped, 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.800 bloody bandages and ship and we couldn't really see what's 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.480 going on, but it did seem like there was a 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.080 lot of blood. Yes, it was nuts. You do a 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:25.960 tummy tuck at the same time banging out. You were awake. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.960 I was awake, and you could see everything. Yeah, walk 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.320 us through this. I went into the doctor's office and 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.920 they basically were like, okay, sit down right here and 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.480 put this little you know, undressed from the waist down 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:40.560 and put this uh like napkin skirt thing over your body. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.840 And I was like, okay, cool, I did it and 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.160 I did that, and that's when their words take this 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:51.640 knack and skert skirt thing and taco bell knack the 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:57.200 bros arc you were to the bros arcs doctor oh 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:01.480 ship fam grabbed this snap and skirt thing and throw 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.360 it over your dick. Hey, dude, you might have cancer. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.560 What's up? I don't know. I'm not gonna double check 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.480 a couple of napkins over your cock brook. The instruments 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:16.400 are on a fast food tray. Lucky you. This was insane. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.840 And then they were like she came back in and 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.920 she's like, okay, lay down, and I was like, all right, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.400 all right, fine, I will Yeah. Then she takes a 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.760 napkin thing that's skirt off and she dumps this. She's 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.880 like it might be cold, and I'm like what Then 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:32.800 and there's this whole dump of just like you know 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.560 that brown fucking like cleaning liquid. No, you know that 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.480 brown like yeah, it just dumped. I a dying all 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.520 over my fucking dick and balls. Bro boy, I would 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.840 pay to see that. It was unreal. Yeah, why did 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.960 you send that picture? Just your muddy looking junk. I'll 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.240 send you the picture. I took a picture of it afterwards. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.520 But I was like, this is too gruesome. This is nasty, 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.400 Like did you have to shave before you went in 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.960 or did they? Did they shave you? Yeah? I shaved 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:04.600 my nuts in the shower beforehand. I did that leading 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.560 up to did you can we throw to our sponsor 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:14.240 Manscape skate buzzers with the light on it that like 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.840 highlights everything. I love, man, that's great products. You're gonna 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:19.960 want the light product. Wait, did you have to shave 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.520 or did you do that out of like a curtain 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.960 so you had to I was like, oh fuck, why 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:26.080 see how much? Why why are we paying them? Like 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.960 if we're at home doing all the shaving bullshit? Thank you. 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.920 I'm prepping myself for surgery. Now come on, give me up, 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:35.360 hang on, hang on, hang on. So let's slow it down, 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.880 all right. You shaved the nut sacks the night before? 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:40.840 What did you eat? Slow it down? Slow it down. 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:42.960 I shaved the nuts like the morning up. It's bulky, 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.920 but I considered carry on. Did you shave the nutsack 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:49.720 both both sides or did what? Did they just go 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.080 through one s everything? Did you get underneath? I shaved everything? 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.560 Did you shave both sides or just leave like a mohawk? 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:00.560 Did you shave your buttle? Did you know that has 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.400 nothing to do with my buttle? It's only my balls? 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.440 Did I go through the bottle? But I was just thinking, 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.960 you're already down there, you might as well, because they're 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.439 gonna be down in that area, because your legs are 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.560 going to be up in stirrup. I think if I 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.399 would have did it the night before, I would have 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.840 got lost in what you're talking about, Adam. But because 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.600 I did it the morning of, I had somewhere to be. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.120 So you raced through it. I did. I was nervous 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:25.119 first time. So it looks like it looked like, uh, 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:26.920 what's a good example of something like a chip of 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.040 copas basically like there's a little bit of hair come 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.360 out of part of it. It's like a little patch, Yeah, 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:35.200 a little patch like a rabid rodent, like the World's 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:41.440 Ugliest dog. Do you remember that photo? Oh man, Yeah, 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:47.600 your dick definitely looks like the world Ugliest dog. Lucky you, 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:51.200 that's you said to the doctor. Lucky. It's the movie 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.679 where like a rat goes through like some sort of 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.080 like thing and it comes out the other side all 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:59.679 like crazy and mangled with like a white eyeball slide 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:03.479 in my ms with that answer, people, I don't know 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.040 Ninja turtles too. I think it's something like that somebody 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:11.840 allow seems really never fails. Okay, so they dumped the ooze. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.640 They dumped the ooze all over my dick, and yeah, 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.560 it's kind of ninja turtle scenario. And is that idine 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:22.800 doesn't numb you? Right? No? Was your dick numbs? No? No, 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:24.720 not at that point, but that's what they were doing. 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:27.359 They were cleaning it for the numbing because so and 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.560 were these male doctors or was there a female doctor. 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:34.960 Female doctor was prepping me and the she just got 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:38.239 to see all your nuts and stuff, dude, straight up 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:41.400 hers of the job. I was blown away with how 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:44.399 open this process was. Like I was like, what is 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.040 going on? But just like moving it around and making 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:50.280 sure it's all clean and all that, like picking it 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:58.000 up dude. Yes, wait, did she have like she had 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.280 gloves on and stuff or does she use like force ups? 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:03.000 I think so. I was kind of looking straight up bro, 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:09.560 because I'm just like, did she use your mouth at no? Well, 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.000 we we just want to know you went to like 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.320 at the Brosarc's doctor. Didn't they use their mouth? No, 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.840 not at all. She was very professional. It just this 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:20.520 is going somewhere that makes me uncomfortable. But answer, It 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.920 just caught me off guard. But it was pro They 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:25.960 dressed all the time, so I have to assume that 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.080 this is par for the course, lack of a better word. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:31.840 They were man handling your cock. Yes, yeah, did she 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:33.600 make the mouth of your penis to She did not. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.159 She didn't play any games. It was all business. It 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.320 was all good. Watch did you do this? Can I 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:43.080 just the lockness monster? I felt safe? Okay, let's just 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:46.639 I felt safe, all right, Okay? Then the then the 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:48.960 doctor comes in and says like, yo, I want to 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.040 listen to some music. Why don't you pick some music? 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:55.280 Why don't even do this? Cool? He wanted to set 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.600 the mood. They got the vibe. He wanted to set 0:19:57.600 --> 0:19:58.919 the mood a little bit well, and I was like 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:00.760 then he then he left. He's like, I'll be back 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.879 and then play a little let's get it. He left, 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:05.959 and so then I was like, what is what does 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:08.359 he like to listen to? Want? I want him to 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:11.959 listen to what he but he would listen to, you know, 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.880 like what's up? And so then I'm like, all right, 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:19.200 fuck it, let's just play some jazz and so jazz, Yeah, 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.159 I said Jack. What if the doctor, Kyle, what if 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:22.960 the doctor was like she didn't tell your patis, did you? 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:25.399 And You're like, yeah, this kid, and they have to 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:28.960 do that. Let's have some fun, like uh music you want? 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:32.159 You like weird? Al So I put on some I 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.760 said jazz. She said, Alexa play jazz, and then she 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.680 played it. Shut the funk up, seriously, I swear to god. 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:41.639 She said, Alexa played jazz, and oh, I thought her 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.000 name was Alexa. She didn't even drop some cold training 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:46.280 on your face. No, it was whack. And then she 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:47.840 left the room and I'm like, this is not the 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:49.479 type of music I want to listen to. So then 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:52.040 I was like, Alexa, play Allman Brothers. Yeah, you don't 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:56.600 want somebody improvising, I said, Alexa, play Allman Brothers. I 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:58.639 thought that might be a better thing to get snipped too. 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:03.040 And then it came on with Dude, Dude. I was like, nah, 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:08.399 what song is that, Jessica? It was. It's from Guitar 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:15.040 Hero for sure. Back in our house, like throwback style 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:18.880 to the did old days. Yeah, just just very sweaty 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:25.840 drinking a tall boy playing some guitar Hero. There's only 0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:28.360 it's one long one. I thought that was The Grateful 0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:31.840 Dead though ironically that like Brant, I always thought that 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:35.360 was Grateful similar vibe. Could be sure the Internet will 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:38.160 tell us that we are how many times that we're 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.480 all collectively like, yeah, that is the Almond Brothers, absolutely 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:44.840 for sure. And then the Internet is like, no, that 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:49.760 was sucking Jamaine dupri or something. Wait, totally not at 0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:53.600 all though, so deaf. That was mom tel Jordan's like, 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:56.159 you guys are so right, yeah no, Kyle, did you 0:21:56.200 --> 0:22:00.760 say Jessica? Yeah? So yeah, no it's Melissa sweet move. 0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:08.600 I don't know, alrighty whatever anyways, Almond Brothers pops. So 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.960 then I decide, I decide it's not the right track. 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:13.560 It's not the right track, though, I I said, I quickly, 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.760 are they they're coming in? I was like, Alexa, play 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:19.000 Miles Davis and then and then it went down. Alexis 0:22:19.080 --> 0:22:21.840 confused kind of all over the place. And then the 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:25.040 whole thing after that was this like fucking wild ass 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:29.119 Miles Davis track that just like was insane. I had 0:22:29.160 --> 0:22:32.120 never heard this track before. I don't know the track, 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:34.320