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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most

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Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today. On This Is Important, they

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Speaker 1: cut my vast deference out. Gentlemen. It looked like a

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Speaker 1: sloppy mess, admittedly, but I think that's just Kyle's dick.

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Speaker 1: It's why throw a couple of napkins over your cock? Brow? Quick? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Did you make the mouth of your penis talk? Let's go? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: sweet sweet? There we go again? Up, Yes, it feels

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Speaker 1: good man. I will say that someone hit me up

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Speaker 1: d M style, slit in them and they slip d M.

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Speaker 1: They slid right in them, and they said that they're

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Speaker 1: like I found the first Let's Go and it is

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Speaker 1: Tom DeLong in an old Blink tracks like Let's Go

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Speaker 1: from from just like after no doubt because at the

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Speaker 1: same time I think it was off take Off your

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Speaker 1: Pants and jacket Air great album. Well, to be fair,

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Speaker 1: I think that was a different type of Let's Go

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Speaker 1: that was more of like a Let's go in. How

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Speaker 1: is that different? Though? Yeah, that's exactly what Adam just doing.

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Speaker 1: That's literally what I just did. I'm sorry is that this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's before I feel like that's the before thing, whereas

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Speaker 1: let's go has become an after thing, like a celebratory

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Speaker 1: like that happened, Let's go, But what you just played

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Speaker 1: is for sure pre But also let's go is like

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Speaker 1: it's like waiting for the game. Let's go, like we're going,

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Speaker 1: or like a bunch of bros that are going out

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Speaker 1: for the night and they just chugged in Ashland Salt, yes,

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Speaker 1: and then they go, they go, let's go, and then

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Speaker 1: they just go to the bar and only talk to themselves.

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Speaker 1: That's what we did at bars. We were so bad

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Speaker 1: at hitting on chick. You think it's more of a

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Speaker 1: pre still or more of an after celebration thing. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's now it's just ubiquitous. It's all the time, constant.

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying, yeah, it's it's just it's whenever

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Speaker 1: it's people people will say let's go, like when they

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Speaker 1: get their tokytoes at a restaurant. So what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is they get they say it after they get the takeytoes.

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Speaker 1: You could get ta keytos at they get to tokytoes,

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Speaker 1: then they go, let's go. Right, So that's my point

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Speaker 1: is that that is an after example. No, that's a

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Speaker 1: before an example before you eat them, well, before you

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Speaker 1: eat them. But it's but they're celebrating after they got them.

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Speaker 1: They already ordered them. The game is you eating them,

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Speaker 1: not you ordering them. The game is that when the

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Speaker 1: whistle blows, you start eating your food. I feel like

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Speaker 1: when you're handed the food, When you're handed the food

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Speaker 1: and you say let's go, that's celebrating the fact that

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Speaker 1: you got them. And then when you sit and you

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Speaker 1: pick it up to take a bite and you say

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Speaker 1: let's go, that's like, oh, it's about to go down.

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Speaker 1: So those two different agree to disagree. It's all part

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Speaker 1: of the same game. Though, it's all part of the

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Speaker 1: same let's go family. I don't disagree with that. That's

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Speaker 1: a brother's sister, let's go family. Well, you could have

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Speaker 1: multiple like let's go releases during the same game, right,

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Speaker 1: like you know Quarters and all that ship and when

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Speaker 1: you're hyping up for place. I would argue to say,

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Speaker 1: life is a series of let's go. Let's just agree

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Speaker 1: that life is a series of let's go. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what lets go, and then you go, and that will

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Speaker 1: be the sign that hangs in my back Blake is

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Speaker 1: our our resident um champion of current phrases. Uh, the

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Speaker 1: king of the the with the finger on the pulse.

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Speaker 1: If you need a guy to tell you the latest slang,

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Speaker 1: he'll pull up Yet the oldest gen z er pull out,

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Speaker 1: pull out run looks. I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 1: are aware of the word choogy. I was put on

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Speaker 1: this word. Oh yeah, some choog choogie. Evidently it's a

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Speaker 1: person who has aged out of being cool, but it

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Speaker 1: tries to remain relevant. That is a choogy person. And

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Speaker 1: did someone call you choogie Blake? What is choogie derives from?

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Speaker 1: And do you use it before you eat sukey do

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Speaker 1: at the restaurant before a restaurant players sounds delicious. So

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Speaker 1: choogie is someone that is holding on to a style

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Speaker 1: that was popular when they were in their early twenties,

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Speaker 1: from early mid twenties, when they were young and hip

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Speaker 1: and cool. For instance, I was thinking, like remember in

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Speaker 1: like two thousand to two thousand three, two thousand four,

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Speaker 1: like like poofy vests, like sweater vests or like popular

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Speaker 1: you mean like down dusts, Yeah, down vests that was

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Speaker 1: like cool people would wear that ship Yeah, And then

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Speaker 1: if you still every winter go ahead, Yeah, keeps you warm,

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Speaker 1: and so you rocking that. A gen Z would say

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Speaker 1: that that is a chuggy thing that you're doing. You're

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Speaker 1: hanging on. I think you claiming what a gen Z

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Speaker 1: is gonna say is fucking chuggie as hell. Bro. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm not offended by it. I'm I'm the epitome of

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Speaker 1: chug I'm the chuge moister general. I mean, my whole

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Speaker 1: style is ship that I liked when I was twenty

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Speaker 1: years old. I mean, yeah, I still wear shirts from

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Speaker 1: high school. They fit differently, they don't hang like they

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Speaker 1: used to, but like I can finally fill them out.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm fitting in

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Speaker 1: my ship from high school. Yeah, well you were on

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Speaker 1: the fucking prom court, so you know that. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was lean back there and not no more bullshit. Kyle,

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Speaker 1: you wore size thirty eight pants, stands that you probably

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Speaker 1: fit better in your high school pants now, and then

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Speaker 1: you did that in That is so true. They used

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Speaker 1: to be Jenko's. Now they're just kind of tied around

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Speaker 1: the cloth fitting. Yeah. Here, Jenko's are jorts or jeggings.

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Speaker 1: Jenkos became jeggings. You got me, you got me. I

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Speaker 1: do think it's funny though, Like, uh, I kind of

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Speaker 1: have had essentially the same style since I was twelve,

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Speaker 1: when I kind of swore off jeans and just wore khakis.

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Speaker 1: I wish I was there that day. That would have

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Speaker 1: been a good jeans though. I swear to god, I

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Speaker 1: started wearing jeans after living in l A For like

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Speaker 1: six years, when like, you couldn't get into places without

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Speaker 1: jeans on. I remember you telling me about like adenomen

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Speaker 1: You're like, no, dude, it's it's tight. And then instead

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Speaker 1: of washing them, you put them in the freezer or

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Speaker 1: I how you disinfect them. My mind was blown. And

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Speaker 1: here's the best part. Never did either of that. Never

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Speaker 1: washed him, never put him in What was it like

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Speaker 1: when you swore off of jeans? Like were you just

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Speaker 1: like hanging out with your friends and they're like You're like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear twelve years old too. That's such

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Speaker 1: a funny age. I'm done with the mom I'm done

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Speaker 1: with those to myself in the mirror, I said candy

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Speaker 1: Man twice and then I said I can't do it

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Speaker 1: the third time, and I said, I swear off. It

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Speaker 1: reminds me of that scene in Orgasmo where he's at

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Speaker 1: the table with his dad eating breakfast. He's like, Dad,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to use hamster style anymore, and he

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Speaker 1: goes okay, son, and then they just move on with

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Speaker 1: their Yeah. Yeah. He builds it up so much and

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Speaker 1: then it's just like I remember I would wear khaki's

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Speaker 1: a dress up thing, and I just liked it better.

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Speaker 1: And I like jeans at that point, We're not what

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Speaker 1: they are today. Guys. What were they please? What were

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Speaker 1: they at that I loved jeans back in the day

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid. They took a long ass

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Speaker 1: time to like breaking break in, so they were always

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Speaker 1: like crunkled, not if you had that sick ass French

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Speaker 1: Toast brand. Yeah, you're right, you don't remember that. Remember

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Speaker 1: French Toast? I don't at all. That's the best jeans

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Speaker 1: I ever had, bro, What are you talking about French Toast?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about French Toast brand. Gene. This dude's mom

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Speaker 1: made him jeans and was like, they're French toes. She

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Speaker 1: was just please explain yoursel. No, you're on pain pills

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Speaker 1: and you're currently laying in your bed, picking your nose.

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Speaker 1: But I gotta know what these French toast jeans are.

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Speaker 1: Vibro dog, I'm just living that vibro life right now.

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Speaker 1: But like, and that's important for you. And what were

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Speaker 1: French toast jeans, Kyle French? It was just a brand

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Speaker 1: called French toast. Slide in this dude's d M S.

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Speaker 1: If you know what French toast you had some fucking

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Speaker 1: osh gosh but gosh, and then you also had some

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Speaker 1: French toast that if you were lucky to find him

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Speaker 1: at ross Ressurt, what are you talking about when you

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Speaker 1: were a toddler. What you just did is you named

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Speaker 1: a brand everyone knows and then you named another brand

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Speaker 1: that no one's ever heard of as anonymous makes it

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Speaker 1: seem more It makes it seem more relatable. And I

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Speaker 1: hope it's triggered. You just said a brand that that

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Speaker 1: everyone's heard of, and then you said at breakfast food,

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Speaker 1: and we're all supposed to believe that was a popular GA.

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Speaker 1: I know, I understand. I apologize. We're all the exact

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Speaker 1: same edge besides Dirs, who is thirty five years old

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Speaker 1: out but we're damn we're within months of each other.

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Speaker 1: And I never heard a French toast jeans in my line.

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Speaker 1: You know what, when you were talking about jeans, it

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Speaker 1: just triggered something in my head. I shouldn't have done

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Speaker 1: the oshcosh, but gosh, that was a manipulative tactics bler. Overall,

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Speaker 1: here's my style. My style, Like it's different for sure

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Speaker 1: than when I was in high school. I feel like

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Speaker 1: my style was solidified when I was in my mid

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Speaker 1: twenties of just like mostly Bay sick T shirts and

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Speaker 1: regular as jeans and Vans sneakers. Yeah, you were kind

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Speaker 1: of you always kind of dressed like commercial ready, no

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Speaker 1: logo like blank tea. I don't I don't like a

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Speaker 1: logo on a T. I don't like walking around feeling

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Speaker 1: like I'm a billboard, you know. So I couldn't afford

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Speaker 1: those clothes. Although your jeans back in the day, well

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Speaker 1: they say on the fly, why what what they say?

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Speaker 1: What did what did your jeans say? Jibbo no, no, no?

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Speaker 1: What did they say out? Oh lucky you? Yeah, shirt

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Speaker 1: say nothing, but jeans they said lucky you. They said

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Speaker 1: button fly and they would say lucky you, which by

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Speaker 1: the way, no one was sucking my dick. No one

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Speaker 1: was there. No one was lucky. Would they be lucky

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Speaker 1: to do so? Hang on, that's not true. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: It was your roommates your No, your roommates were lucky

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Speaker 1: because they got a little laugh out of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need the zipper that says I'm sorry. Well, hand

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Speaker 1: a second. That's not true. So that's not true. There

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Speaker 1: there's a few. There's a small handful, and we don't

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Speaker 1: need to get into dats. But I do want to

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Speaker 1: know a little bit of tails about um, not the

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Speaker 1: eats with the tails, tails, the tails that a tails

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Speaker 1: so well, someone for sure had opened your jeans and

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Speaker 1: saw that at some point, and was there any mention

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Speaker 1: just that I don't think. I think if I was

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Speaker 1: It was never like, let me take those off for you.

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Speaker 1: It was I was already butt naked right right like

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Speaker 1: if there was like it was it was gonna go down,

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Speaker 1: It's like, and I'm butt naked. There was no. That's

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Speaker 1: not alarmed. That's not alarming, or I know if a girl,

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Speaker 1: if if the mail band was a woman, I'd come

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Speaker 1: to the door naked. There's Adams just saying there's a

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Speaker 1: window when someone a very small window. When a girl

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Speaker 1: this guy. He's like, I just gotta get to it right.

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Speaker 1: This dude would rob break away underwear and ship just

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Speaker 1: not at that point, but that's what they were doing.

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Speaker 1: They were man handling your cock. Yes, yeah, did she

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Speaker 1: She didn't play any games. It was all business. It

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Speaker 1: Why don't even do this? Cool? He wanted to set

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Speaker 1: and so then I was like, what is what does

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Speaker 1: I said Jack. What if the doctor, Kyle, what if

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Speaker 1: She said, Alexa played jazz, and oh, I thought her

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Speaker 1: And then it came on with Dude, Dude. I was like, nah,

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Speaker 1: to get your vast deference cut out to. It's bizarre.

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Speaker 1: So okay to set the mood, what what we're imagining?

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Speaker 1: Pretty sexy woman? How old was this woman that man

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Speaker 1: handled your cock? I don't know what are we doing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How are we doing this? I don't want to do

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Speaker 1: I felt safe. Now you felt you felt safe. I

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Speaker 1: No idea set six year old experience. This is all

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Speaker 1: Adams making this experienced. And she's flipping and flopping your

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Speaker 1: or it was too much? It was too sterile of

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Speaker 1: make sure, but nothing. Because it was so cold. I

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00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: could barely feel my dick. It was so cold. This

421
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: iodine was freezing. What they're doing was was their hands cold?

422
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: The hands were cold. Everything about it was cold. There

423
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 1: was not a warm part of this whole situation. It

424
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: was all cold. Now you think they would want a

425
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: hot hot hot? No, hear me, what dude? Think they

426
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: had hot so they could stretch the skin a little more, Kyle,

427
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: You would think they would want this, right, I would, Yeah,

428
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: you're right. I think that because it's everything's everything kind

429
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: of run up. It's harder to work with shrunk up.

430
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: It's hard to get in there. You're kind of cutting,

431
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: zigging and zag and the way that you don't want to.

432
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: I actually think the cold is set up for a

433
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: reason because it constricts everything so that they're not making

434
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: wrong incisions or like following around the vein, you know

435
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: what I mean. Your balls go like up in your

436
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 1: body when they're cold. They kind of get close to

437
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: the to the units to maintain the So when they're

438
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: warm and loose, they got some slack. Yeah, but that

439
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 1: that's your balls. Your voss deference stays closer to the surface.

440
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: And that's what I think. Where is that? Where is

441
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: the boss difference? There's two tubes. They had to make

442
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: two incisions. It's in the side of a nut sack,

443
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: so on either side of the nut sack. So is

444
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: that through the butter not not through the butt? They

445
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: did not have to go up through the butt like

446
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: previously thought, but they did anyways. I asked them if

447
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: they could, and they said, we can't get in shave

448
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: back that did. I did get involved. This was the

449
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: one time I got involved. I did challenge them just

450
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: to see if they could go in through the through

451
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: the anal cavity. But they said no, So okay, who's

452
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: in there? It's just me and some know something's on

453
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: the bed. Some just moved. Oh that's me. Oh you're

454
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: saying who's in his room right now? I thought you

455
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: were saying who's I just saw a shadow shadow. Oh,

456
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: it's probably this. It's probably my leg because I got

457
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: no pants on. I gotta strap. Don't move your leg

458
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: like that. Are you gonna rip the scene? Yeah, you're

459
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: gonna rip and chill. Dude, Kyle, you forgot your jock strap?

460
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: Did you want to throw a plug? Oh? Dude, I

461
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,479
Speaker 1: forgot my jock strap. But I figured it was all

462
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: good because I was rocking sacks underwear s A x

463
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: X and they have a little cup for the nuts.

464
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: And I talked to doctor about it and he was

465
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: pretty pumped about it. Not a sponsor the pop, but

466
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: we would love him. Yeah, come on over. So yeah, yeah,

467
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: we got some sex to ad him. Get them okay,

468
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: so just set them into Yeah, the mood has been

469
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: pretty hot. Six year old came in. Man, your slipped

470
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: it around. They left in a very professional, very professional man. Huh,

471
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: they're still in the room. Actually, she's in the room

472
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: the whole time. Okay, she's there to check it out,

473
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: to observe in the corner, playing with herself. Yeah, peeping

474
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: tongue play, we're gonna go, let's go, okay, And then

475
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: the doctor comes in, male doctor, male doctor, male doctor,

476
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: male doctor, and I've met him before, strong, strong hands.

477
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: He dumps iodine all over okay, she recklessly like photos

478
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: you sent, like it was everywhere, like without a band.

479
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: It was a big, big dump. It looked like a

480
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: sloppy mess. But I think that's just Kyle's dick. It's wine.

481
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: It's the nut sack itself is like bulbous, so it's

482
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: just like a fucking it's like a preach, like uh,

483
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: when you feel like hot water with something without like

484
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: that bag. Her mom puts it like underneath the hot

485
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: water bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's a

486
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: douche yeah speaker on when your mom would shove that

487
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: up your ass? Is that why the top of its

488
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: shaped like that the top of what your dick, none

489
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,479
Speaker 1: of the top of a hot water bottles kind of

490
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: um long. I guess you could say that on their

491
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 1: fill with water and and then I don't think that

492
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: has anything to do. I think that's for people with

493
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: backpants and don't think that's like an anal sex thing.

494
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: Slide into Blake's d M s if you ever used

495
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: it for that giving yourself a rubber munging? So what

496
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: did they give to numb? They have to numb the penis?

497
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: So doctor comes in. Yeah, So doctor comes in. He says,

498
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: how you doing? I say, I'm fine. He gets another

499
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: napkin on it and pulls just my nuts through a

500
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: little hole, right, and so that's now his operating zone.

501
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: That's when I come. So it's a little it's a

502
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: it's a glory hole, basically, it's basically a glory hole, yes,

503
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: And they're pulling the nuts through, and then that's what

504
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: he's working on. I've seen a porno like that for sure.

505
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, buddy, how's it going. What do

506
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: you do again? I was like, oh, I'm a director filmmaker.

507
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: He's like, oh right, Um, you should have said I'm

508
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: a penis model. And and then he's like he proceeds

509
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: to like, you know, stabbed me with the inject me

510
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: with the local anesthetic on one side of my nuts,

511
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: and that fucking how long is the needle? Do you

512
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: see the needle? Like? This is when I was like,

513
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm so scared about this. Right now, I

514
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: didn't look at the needle, but its long is the needle?

515
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't I would I don't know. I didn't look, dude,

516
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: I was looking straight up and I just how much

517
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: would you venture? To? Say? Seven inches? Eight inches? I

518
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: don't know, seven so three times the size of your cock? Goodbye?

519
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: And he put that in your butt hole? I asked

520
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: him to. He went straight into the into the sack.

521
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's right, Africa, okay, god man, No, I

522
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: don't know how big it was. But the pain went

523
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: all the way up to like above my belly button,

524
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 1: God like it went. It was like it went all

525
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: the way up to above my fucking belly button. Yeah,

526
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: into my ribs and it was like like you're getting

527
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: kicked in the nuts constantly for about thirty five seconds,

528
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: and then it starts to Yeah, it's like when they

529
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: numb your gums or something when you're doing dental work,

530
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: you know what fucking stings. But then it's like, all right,

531
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: it's you can do whatever the funk you want down

532
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: there now. And he and did they? Yeah? And was

533
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: that awesome? Were you like? The doctor was just like

534
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: then you just started flicking in and punching it exactly

535
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: Speedbag to He's like, remember the Speedbag videos, Like, gotta

536
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: make sure it's okay. Didn't we watch the speedbag in

537
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: video in the Writer's room allegedly? Yes? Well, when Kyle

538
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: said they pulled his balls through a thing, I was like,

539
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: haven't we seen a video where there's like a woman

540
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: like boxings through like a wooden board. Yeah, brutal, Like

541
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: she's skill, it's brutal. You guys have seen that. I

542
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: thought I was the only one. Yeah, Like she's legit,

543
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: like a like a Russian boxer. She's like upper cutting

544
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: this guy's ball. That nuts, dude. People are in the

545
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: weirdest ship. Yeah, okay, so then after that people are

546
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: in a weird so you're covered in this brown goop. Yeah.

547
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: So now Miles Davis is just blaring, just fucking like

548
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: the fucking trumpets going nuts. So what would have happened

549
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: if you picked some music? If you like comedy? I mean,

550
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: Miles Davis that that's a little bit of a swing.

551
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: But I could see maybe a doctor being into something

552
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: like that. What if you just played slipknot. It's just like, dude, yeah,

553
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: just something that like the doctor is like, oh, I

554
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: cannot I'm gonna murder this guy to this music like

555
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: exactly you played disturbed. Its like whoa, and he's just

556
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: sucking jamming you with a needle. He gets a little

557
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: too aggressive. My hindsight, as I probably would have gone

558
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: with some fucking metalica or some Pantera or something like that,

559
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: I think it would have been a better subject. So

560
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: you do that would have been better. You think something

561
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: like that would have been more fun for me. I

562
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: was nervous because it was freaking me out, dude, Like

563
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: the fucking like it was definitely a surreal jazz movement

564
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: happening in the background, and I was a little It

565
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: made me nervous. You know what's weird is like the

566
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: fact that you don't know what track it is. Is

567
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: You're going to be somewhere and that's going to come

568
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: on and it's going to trigger you, and it's going

569
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: to send you right back to the table. You're gonna

570
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: be in a hotel lobby somewhere and gonna start crying

571
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: and starting to try to rub the iodine off your

572
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: cock like it's Macbeth. Feels like I'm being speedbag honey

573
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: dude for real. Well, okay, so then and then how

574
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: long did it actually take here? So he did one side,

575
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: he cut in and did it. That was probably about

576
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: five minutes or so, and that's when I was damn

577
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:52,239
Speaker 1: did he ever say? And well, yes, actually yes. So

578
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: then he did the other side and he had to

579
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: he did the other side, and he had to torture

580
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: me again and put the fucking on the other side

581
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: as well. So I had to do that again because

582
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: it's two sons. So he did that and then went

583
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: to work. And this is when he fucking pitched me

584
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: an idea for a movie. Yes, dude, I love it.

585
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,959
Speaker 1: Everybody has a good idea on him. Well, he was.

586
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: He was it sick. It was his buddies movie. So

587
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: I got an idea for a movie. It's a doctor, right,

588
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: and he's sick of cutting nuts, so he's just chopped

589
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: chopping guys nut sex off and it's a horror comedy

590
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: dr Balls. It was just like some fucking World War two.

591
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: It was like a World War two movie that his

592
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: friend had written. And I was like, yeah, all right, man,

593
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: cool right, And he's holding your nutsack in his hands

594
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: when he's pitching it, yes, and he's cutting my power.

595
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: Movie's power. I seriously said to him. I'm like, oh, well, hey,

596
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: you got me by the balls for this pitch. And

597
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: he was like, what, yes, what's up? Oh boy, you

598
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: had to repeat it? And I was like no, he

599
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: just didn't get it. I'm like, well, you know, there's

600
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: like an elevator pitch. That's what people say, have your

601
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: elevator pitch. This is like you got the pitch when

602
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: you have your patience by the balls And he was like,

603
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: do you want to hear the story? You're not like

604
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: he did not understand that it was weird. Yeah, that

605
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: guy's never going to make it in Hollywood. And I

606
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: was like, alright, alright, yeah it sent me. Go ahead,

607
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: grab my number and send it to me later. Cool man,

608
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: thank you. Wait you gave him your personal number. You

609
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: took it off the fucking records, bro, he took it off.

610
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: Can give it to him? Can we face? Can he

611
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: be the second guest on the podcast? And we're calling

612
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: now and we're back, we couldn't reach him, so he

613
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: pitches me. So he pitches me this this story and

614
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: then I'm like all right, and he's like and then

615
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, shoot, where did the where did it go?

616
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: Didn't go and I was like, what's left four steps

617
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: inside you? He was like, where's the vast difference? Where's

618
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: the tube? I like to was like, what do you mean? Like,

619
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: where's my vape? He's like and he talks to the nurse.

620
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Now he's like, is it on one of the tools

621
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: over there? Did I leave it on the tools? She's like,

622
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: I can't see it. I don't know where it is,

623
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: or because he pulled out the whole thing. So he's

624
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: looking for dude. And then I like kind of sit

625
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: up like this and he's like, oh, got it And

626
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I see it just hanging off of one of his tools,

627
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, that's the thing. That's the

628
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: funny thing that that makes me come real. Come, that's

629
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: the thing. And it was fucking bizarred. Oh my god,

630
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: this is disturbing. I will no longer come real. Crom

631
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel like it was sanctioned or strong nuts. Yeah.

632
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: I was in the back of a big lots So

633
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: this was at a real hospital, right, It wasn't it was, yeah,

634
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: it was all. It was all very real. It just

635
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: was a little surgery snaffoo like he doesn't he doesn't

636
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: need it, Like I don't need it to go back

637
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: in my body. He just wanted to know where it was,

638
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: and it was just like, well, I mean, don't you.

639
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 1: I mean, in case you want to have more kids

640
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: in the future, you at least want that option, right

641
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: if you can't find it, Yeah, do you get your

642
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: old one? Or do you get a new one? Do

643
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: you get like a cyboard one? No? I don't know

644
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: what happened to these things. So I donate mine. When

645
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: I get mine cut, I give you mine if you

646
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: need it, should you need it? Should you need it?

647
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: That would be yeah, I'll take it. Can we make

648
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: it into like a like a ring or like should

649
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: you need on necklace of sort? That's tight? That's a

650
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: great call. I didn't take it. Man. We we put

651
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: it in amber and wear it like that mosquito in

652
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, and we wear it around our next Absolutely,

653
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: we put it in the top of a cane. That's

654
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: a great idea. I gotta call him back, Holy ship,

655
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: do he call me today? Drop me the he called you? Bro?

656
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: You need to tell that guy lose my number, dude,

657
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: never never call me again. Whatever, let's produce this movie.

658
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: Let's produce your numbers on nine one one you lost

659
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 1: my bass deverence? Dude? Uh so, how do you feel

660
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: now that you are are shooting blanks? Is it? Are

661
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: we about to find out if the movie holds anyway

662
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: to you having to jerk off two th times? Here's

663
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: the big wrinkle. It's twenty five, I guess wrinkle. But

664
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: here's the wrinkle is that you have to jerk off

665
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: and ejaculate twenty five times in order for your wife

666
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: not to get pregnant when you have sex. Yeah, yeah,

667
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: in order to reach the blanks in the clip, you

668
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: know what I mean, fully clean the pipes out as

669
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: they said, yeah, exactly the clip. As people say, that's cool, man,

670
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: But I cannot jerk off for the next seven to

671
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: ten days, which is really really a huge wait wait

672
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: wait good luck? Yeah yeah, yeah, this was a huge bummer,

673
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: Like like I thought that I was gonna be like

674
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: chilling at home, like just getting rid of twenty five

675
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: of the of the clips of the bullets, the two

676
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: of us, And it turns out it's not that you

677
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: actually just have to lay in bed and get hell

678
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: of vibro and fucking not jerk off, which is like,

679
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 1: so do you uh win? Can you start blasting off

680
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: to the moon and how quickly are you going to

681
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: try to go through these twenty five are you gonna

682
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: Are you gonna say, yo, let me set a land

683
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: speed record in blast off and like two or three days, Yeah,

684
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: are you gonna go nuts? I don't know. I mean

685
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a you're gonna say, I'm gonna spread

686
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: this out over a couple of weeks. Land seed a

687
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: man seed, Thank you, man Seed record. Give it to him, Blake.

688
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: I feel like this is gonna be I'll be able

689
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: to like right around the Ozarks trip, gonna have your

690
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: own private room at Adams Bash. You're just beating, yeah,

691
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: if you don't do it on a knee board bit

692
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: masturbation chamber. Chloe Kyle has to jerk off times at

693
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: my bachelor party. I got a tent from Amazon. It's

694
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: like a dollar tent that like you can like throw

695
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: and then it just sets up and it's like a

696
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: one man tent. So I figure, like I'll just kick

697
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: it in that, you know, and just so like anytime

698
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: you get the urge anywhere throughout the city, you throw

699
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: the tent down and start. It's a hundred degrees and

700
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: gets a hundred degrees. And also my parents live on

701
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: the side of a hill, so it would be very

702
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: hard to set up a tent. I can do this

703
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: in a room. Is that a challenge? I can do

704
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: it anywhere. I do want you to set it up

705
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: in a room. The room that we're all watching Men

706
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: in Black in on repeat. No one's going in that

707
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: room anymore, and you just go into this room and

708
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: and jerk off. But I'll be in my own room

709
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: in the room, so that's the place we all go

710
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: to watch movies. Quote on quote. You got you. We're

711
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: really gonna need the thing to erase our memories. You

712
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: bring your own oculus rift. You're just like, I just

713
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: can't I just love it. I just can't be without it. Yeah,

714
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: I know you guys are going out on the boat. Cool.

715
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: I'll just hold it down here real quick. So I'm

716
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: gonna go to the Grand Canyon. It's fine, it's hot

717
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: out here. So my mom just comes in to make

718
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: to make us all ham sandwiches for the afternoon. You're

719
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: just jerking off in the middle of her living room.

720
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: I thought you were at your friends. Oh cheez o

721
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: kayle goofy, She says, goofy. If some goofy did did

722
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: I tell you that my mom and we I might

723
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: have told this story. But when I was in Houston,

724
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: we're going to walk and I accidentally I got them

725
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: an airbnb started checking off I could uh no, I

726
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: got that in this airbnb and it was an expensive airbnb,

727
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: costs like ten grand for the month. And I was like, okay,

728
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: you know that's that's going to be a nice place

729
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: for them to stay. Did they thank you for that,

730
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: by the way? Uh no? And I'm waiting, well, when

731
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: I see him at the wedding, Okay, yeah, let's crack

732
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: some uh No. And they but it actually wasn't like

733
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: it was like it truly was in the hood, and

734
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: so it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck? Truly?

735
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: And so we go on this this hike and you

736
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: like walk past like a legit uh like a trash

737
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: what do they call that? A dump? Like where they're

738
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: like compacting cars and ship And that's like where my

739
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: mom and we walked past. Uh. We go underneath this

740
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: bridge and that's where she turns around and starts to

741
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: walk back, and there's a car park there and there's

742
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: just a guy there. Uh And he's sitting in the

743
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: car just alone, stirring ahead, and then I see the

744
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: top of the head, just like wow, this just chorky.

745
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: This man's dick. And I'm like, mom, what walk you over? Yeah,

746
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: and I go the the guy's getting a blowjob right there,

747
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: and she stops and looks and just goes, goofy. Hey,

748
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: that's what, turns around and starts walking again. I'm like, man,

749
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, that's the answer to a lot

750
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: that That would be great if people just adopted that

751
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: and just keep moving and be all good, No more outrage,

752
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: no more nothing. It's just like this ship is goofy. Yeah,

753
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: just like that's goofy. Anyways, I'm walking. I like that.

754
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: By the way, my favorite part about the whole thing

755
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: is how before you go? I don't know if I've

756
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: told this story on the podcast. On any other podcast,

757
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 1: you would know if you told that story before podcast.

758
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 1: It's kind of like forty other story. My snapchat memory

759
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: is real, it's my I got that very specific to

760
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: every other podcast. Hey, man, it happens. I'm sorry, mama,

761
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Well, I'm glad that you're that

762
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: your cock is. How's it fun now? Yeah, how is

763
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: your cock feeling on a scale from one to ten?

764
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: Right now? It's hurting on a scale of excellent, very good, good,

765
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: faira poor poor, it's feeling poor, really feeling poor. You

766
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: got a poor as dick. Yeah, it's feeling poor today

767
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: because I didn't do the pain pills again today. I

768
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: just I decided to just do them yesterday, and then

769
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: today I'm like, I don't really want to because how

770
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: much weed are you smoking? Are you smoking a ton

771
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: of weed? Are you eating? Are you self medicating? I'm

772
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: smoking weed. I'm smoking weed. I'm smoking joint after joint

773
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: after joint joint. Okay, does your dick look like a

774
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: sick dog kind of laying there, like taking deep breaths,

775
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: and like the dick and balls have become one because

776
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: I have a I think they messed up because they

777
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: have become one. There's no discernible difference between the two

778
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: because I'm wearing compression underwear to keep it tight, and

779
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: then I also have a jock strap on the outside

780
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: of the compression underwear and I have ice inside of

781
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: the to be come on, it's gonna be like, does

782
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: it look like a it looks like a mad ball? Yeah,

783
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: it's like when I go pee, I have to kind

784
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: of like, wait, what's a mad ball? Because I feel

785
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: like that's exactly what it looks like. Mad balls were

786
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: like a toy baseball that looked like a crazy like face,

787
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: like much together. That's exactly what it is, like a cyclops. Yes,

788
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: your dick looks like a mad ball because it's like

789
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: it's like it's like put together like this and then

790
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: you have to peel it away from itself just to

791
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: go potty. Or like the dude from Total Recall's face,

792
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: the guy who's like you've got a lot of nerves

793
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: showing your face around? Here is his name? His name

794
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: is not Quaid? Right? What was that guy? Yeah? I

795
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: can't remember that guy, but do you know who he is?

796
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: His name is really good. He's like it's the actor

797
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: from Breaking Bad, like the d e a guy. How

798
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: crazy is that? Dean Norris? Yeah, Dean Norris. I watched

799
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: it recently and then I got voice his voice cut

800
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: through because I'm like I know that voice, and then

801
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: I looked him for a second, was like, holy shit,

802
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: that's how boy never knew because the face is all

803
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: um different. Not to not to offend anybody. It's just

804
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: he has a different, different type of face, real thing structure.

805
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: His face looks like Kyle's cock after which is then

806
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with that, and there's nothing wrong. It's okay.

807
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: If your face looks like Kyle's cock after surgery, thank you.

808
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: If you have a mad ball for a face, we

809
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: we actually love that. It looks like a dick that's

810
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: had iodine poured on it, dunked and iodine. It looks

811
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: like a bunch of it looks like a bunch of

812
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: melted muscle men put together. That was like the craziest part.

813
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: It looks like a big water, big league chew bubble gum.

814
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: When they were done with the surgery, they were like,

815
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: when they were done with it, they were like, okay, cool,

816
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: put your pants back on and get out of here.

817
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I guess that's about all this fucking

818
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: iodine that's in my butt crack right now? Right? What

819
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do with all this ship? Because

820
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: you just poured and you're like, should the hunt six

821
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: year old nurse take care of that? From the finished?

822
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 1: Should I just opened up and say can you clean it?

823
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: You come? White men? Bad? I don't know. I don't

824
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about

825
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: that one. But that's not what happened though, Right, you

826
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: didn't say that, right, that didn't happen. But well, I'm

827
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: very uh, I'm happy that the surgery went okay. We

828
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: were all a little worried seeing the amount of blood.

829
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 1: Kyle was live. He was texting us as he was happening.

830
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going under the knife. Then like

831
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: two minutes later, I'm at work and it was where

832
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm shooting right now. I'm not getting great cell reception,

833
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: so I was coming in like way after the fact.

834
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: But I could see when you sent it and you're

835
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: just covered in blood, and I'm like, I think Kyle

836
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: might be dead, right, You're like, are you in a hospital? Yeah?

837
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fun is going on? I

838
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: had no idea because you go the final cut, and

839
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: I thought, because you're working on a movie right now,

840
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: I thought you like, you're in the edit doing the

841
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: final cut already. I'm like, damn, that was quick. Didn't

842
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: you wrap like a week ago? He went from director

843
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: to editor? Was it? I can't remember? Man? Come on,

844
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: from director to editor to yeah, it was a little

845
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: it was like it was out of nowhere because I

846
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: had forgotten, and then I was I was pumped for you. Man,

847
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: this was great. This is great news. Yeah, this is

848
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: really great news. You shouldn't you should not bring more

849
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: children into the world. Dude, Okay, we were talking about

850
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: this when you signed off last week. Were Yeah, we

851
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: were all talking about that's all good. Um, there's a

852
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: group chat going about it. I Um. I was. Actually

853
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't scared until, like, you know, like when I

854
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: got there and I started being like, you know what,

855
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit up the chat. Then I feel

856
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: like I was legit hitting up that chat for support. Yeah,

857
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: you were hitting up a lot of chats. You were

858
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: hitting up our chat, you were hitting up the back

859
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: Home Homies chat. You were like you were really reaching out.

860
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: But back Home Homies one was like right afterwards, I

861
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 1: just wanted to let them know you guys were right

862
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: there while all I was doing it because I was like,

863
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 1: help me, dude, help me, Like this is I'm fucking

864
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: scared and fucking yeah, and that's fucking cool that when

865
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: you get your dick into trouble you come to us,

866
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: your boy. Thank you for that you're my boy. I

867
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: really appreciate your day three man. That that is something. Yeah,

868
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: so thank you guy. Man. You come to the this

869
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: is important chat and you fucking spill your guts and

870
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: we love you for that. Was that the chat that

871
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: has like our manager and his assistant in it? Yes? Yes,

872
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: I felt very, very bad once I realized that. Sorry, Abby,

873
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: she's into the Abby's one of the gang, you know,

874
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 1: she's she's she's privy to a lot of sensitive intel. Hasty,

875
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: She's just in there now. She's seen your blood, yeah,

876
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: your cock blood. Yeah, well, dude, I forget about that.

877
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: I totally forget about and I'm like, oh, I'm just

878
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: sharing this with my homies. And then she's like, hey,

879
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: can you guys stop fund of meeting like two hours

880
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, fuck, everything's going to her too.

881
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: There's a weird I mean, I guess that's probably changing now,

882
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: but I do remember, like when you're an assistant in

883
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: Hollywood or whatever, and I guess more industries like you

884
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: listen in on all the phone calls. You're listening just

885
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: so you can hear, like if something's getting set up

886
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: or whatever. But half the time or more you're just

887
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: listening to like people talking about whatever their lives are

888
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: doing and the ship that they and you're just like, oh,

889
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should have heard that, but

890
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: like they don't care because they just they're trying to

891
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: catch up. They're trying to be normal people. But someone

892
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: is listening, and I guess that's probably changing now. Yeah, no,

893
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean, what's her name? Just that? But did like

894
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: Rachel Nichols for like ESPN, Like it was like just

895
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: that she was like pre zooming and said some ship

896
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: and then next thing you know, she's not court sighting

897
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: right right, there's always somebody, right, So watch what you're saying. Nice.

898
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm in a pretty cool place right now. I'm in

899
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: this place off of like two hours south of Charleston,

900
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: South Carolina, for the shooting the right Jempstones and we're

901
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: shooting at this island culture Fripp Island. And what is it? Sorry,

902
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 1: riprip rip like the guitar player f r I p

903
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: P Is that named over a person? Fripp? What's a FRIP?

904
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I think it's a guy's name,

905
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: like his last game Fripp John, What are you thinking about? Frampton?

906
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: Peter Fripton So anyways, you get on the island and

907
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: everyone's like, dude, watch out for the deer there, and

908
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you what do you mean by that?

909
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: And they're like there's thousands of them on that island

910
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, I'm sure no joke, dude. Every day,

911
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: like Chloe posted on her story the other day about

912
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: it might still be out. Yeah, this giant buck, like

913
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: this big buck, this ten point buck comes right up

914
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: to me and I'm like grilling and have like food

915
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: out and he just stands like like literally like this

916
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: close to me, this fucking buck, And I like hand

917
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: him a strawberry and he's like eating horns and ship.

918
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah with the horns and chin. Yeah, check it out.

919
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: And it's eating strawberries like out of my hands. And

920
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: then I find out that strawberries killed deer. I killed

921
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: this What are you serious? Yeah, dude, yeah, I'm murdered

922
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: a deal. Wait really no, no, strawberries don't kill deer.

923
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: And then I fillaid the deer. See. I was wondering

924
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: if that changed your relationship with wildlife because what I

925
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: saw in the video was very like poetic and beautiful,

926
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: and I miss this was it a story. It was

927
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: it was it was, It wasn't mine. It was Closes

928
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: like his emotional like. It was right after the other

929
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: hard Seltzer. Yeah, because I like how that's almost a burn. Yeah,

930
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: it was right after that commercial she was paid for. Yeah,

931
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: you know, it just wasn't Ashley. It just it wasn't

932
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: trying to dish the Ashland. He's trying to diss my boys, Ashland.

933
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm actually just trying going to bring it up so

934
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: that you could do this, you know what I mean,

935
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: because I'm a homie. We're team Ashland over here. Yeah, Adam,

936
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: how do how do we approach these Seltzer wars? Because

937
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: you know, the pod sauce is going strong. This Bellinger

938
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: bomb is delicious. Where we're going. That's the first good one.

939
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: It's the first Seltzer and Dodger Stadium. It's their official Seltzer.

940
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're at all the race tracks now, Ashlan's

941
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: Ashley is doing great work out there. That being said,

942
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: my future wife betrayed me and my family by sponsoring

943
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: and another brand of Seltzer. I won't say it here,

944
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: but they paid her good money, so it's it's totally okay.

945
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: But then uh, and then she posted me having a

946
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: real bond was here and all I could all I

947
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,919
Speaker 1: could think about was if he charged me. I think

948
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: I could have grabbed the antlers, and I do feel,

949
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: I do feel in my heart of hearts I could

950
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: have taken this, dear. Okay, there would have been an

951
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: antler in your heart of hearts. Okay, they were not.

952
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: They weren't fuzzy andlers. They weren't pointy. I don't know

953
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: why that it's a reindeer. I still think he would

954
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: have fucking bucked your ass through the plate glass window

955
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: behind you. And this, actually, this actually brings me to

956
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: an age old question. Seen me in a while, dude,

957
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 1: I'm beefy. Well, i've seen you in your prime. You are.

958
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,959
Speaker 1: But I made a sweatshirt that we had on Worcoholics

959
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: where it said animals I could kill with my bare hands,

960
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 1: and I listed out the animals I thought I could.

961
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: How many animals in the wild do you think you

962
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: could actually kill? Like if it was you one on? Well,

963
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: didn't we talk about this and you said your your

964
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: big thing was to reach up an animals asshole. No,

965
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: it was to reach down its throat. That's if you're

966
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: getting attacked by a wildcat. But I personally, I'm like,

967
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: pushed him to shove. Maybe I could kill a wildcat,

968
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm not through watching that video of the

969
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: guy who held up the bobcat and was like, it's

970
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: a bobcat and then he threw it and hold the

971
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 1: strap off his belt. I was like, Yo, this dude

972
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: has a gun. But he didn't kill that. He wasn't

973
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: in a ring with that thing. No, but like the

974
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: way he handled it, I was like, Okay, this dude's

975
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: chucking cats, which is like a thing I'm dying to.

976
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: Cats actually scare me at least, dear. I feel like,

977
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: deer don't want to funk with you unless uh these

978
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: deer for on the on Frip Island there's no one

979
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: hunting them. They're very chilled. I think they're used to

980
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: people like you. You go. I ran a little golf

981
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: cart to tutor around the island and to what around

982
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: the island, to toot toot about, do a little toot about, Okay,

983
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: continue take a little It's been gone for a long

984
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: time and so I'm tooting and dude, I'm tuting around

985
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: the island in my golf cart. And they're everywhere, Like legit,

986
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: every time you go out you see two dozen deer. Right.

987
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: But Adam, what you're talking what we were talking about

988
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: is what animals you could beat in a fight. And

989
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: now you're saying like, well, these animals aren't won't fight you,

990
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: But like if you were in a fight with one

991
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: of them, because like, you could have a bear that

992
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: also is around people a lot, and isn't I think

993
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: you would struggle with a deer for real, I really

994
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: think you would struggle with a deer, bro, But deer

995
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: would fuck you up? Well, it depends this deer. I mean,

996
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna look at this and then that the video,

997
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: I'll send it to animals are strong? Thank you, dude, Dude,

998
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm strong. I just saw your little golf ball triesup.

999
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: You've got beautiful biceps. But let's see the triestep again.

1000
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: How come it stops? Why does it stop so high?

1001
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean it doesn't stop? Was that from

1002
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 1: the car? Stop? Did a piece come? That's the way muscles? Look?

1003
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: That's that's the V man, doesn't that's l yours? Doesn't

1004
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: v V up? Are we talking about the hoof? What

1005
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What's the hoof? What are these guys?

1006
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: Are we trying to do a flights off? Right? Now?

1007
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: Get your FLEs on, dude, are we talking about the

1008
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: huff the fuck? Look at that deer hoof? That's a deer.

1009
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: If you can't, oh my god, neither of these muscles

1010
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: matter when you fight a deer, Dude, Yours is longer,

1011
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: mine is more bulbous. And well let's take it to

1012
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: Mr Olympia to what the judges like. But that being said,

1013
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: by the way, Robert Fripp guitar player for King Crimson,

1014
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 1: very good, important, very good, plucking, weird deep. I'm stoked

1015
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: on that, especially from But I do feel these deer

1016
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 1: a deer that I've seen, like the deer that are

1017
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: near my parents place, and like the ozarks, those dear

1018
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: uh like we'll go on walks with their like little

1019
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: little lass dog and the dog gets all protective when

1020
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: it sees the deer and we're like chase after and

1021
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: then these bucks I drop horns and are like ready

1022
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: to fucking go, and they're protecting their their children. And

1023
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: you see them and they're they're a little bigger. They uh,

1024
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: their horns aren't like I don't know, what the free

1025
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: horns are about here, and they don't see that that

1026
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: fun is that right before they like shed them right,

1027
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: there's a they like shed their horn. That's like a

1028
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: young young horn is like a furry horn. That's what

1029
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: I call Isaac's kids. And then maybe they like murder

1030
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: because I haven't seen one like truly giant buck. I

1031
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: wonder if they then once they get big, they slit

1032
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: their throats and everyone uh bathes in their blood or

1033
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: something on that like some sort of ceremony on this

1034
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: island island. It's science. Yeah, it's weird. You guys seen

1035
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: pictures of when deers antlers are are shedding that like

1036
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: outer or whatever, and they're like hell of bloody and

1037
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 1: there's like the like skin is hanging off their antlers. Yeah,

1038
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: it looks like they're making beef jerky. Like it looks

1039
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: like they're hanging it out to dry, so it lives

1040
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: like Kyle's vass deference is hanging off. We're just drooping

1041
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: off a tool off of an instrument. By the way,

1042
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 1: dear antler, remember when like people were getting busted for

1043
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 1: that in the NFL, right, because it was a like

1044
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: a like a steroid kind of right, or you could

1045
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: grind it up. You would grind it up and snort

1046
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: it or something. It's like a rejuvenate You spray it

1047
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: on your tongue, spread it on your tongue. What happens

1048
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: if you spray it on Kyle's cock? Let's start doing that.

1049
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: If you break off an antler, like it has something

1050
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: in it that can rejuvenate, like regrow really quickly. So

1051
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: like when you break stuff down in your body, like muscle,

1052
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that whatever that is helps your muscles regrow.

1053
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: That's fucking cool science. Okay, So here's the pitch. So

1054
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: when we turned forty and two and a half years

1055
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: two and a half years for us and the rest

1056
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: of us after there's already did when when the rest

1057
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: of us did it? I did it was super easy,

1058
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: it was awesome. You you enjoyed it. In two and

1059
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: a half years, when we turned forty years old, let's

1060
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: take deer antlers and steroids and then do a podcast

1061
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: where we talk about how je subject um any take packs?

1062
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: Apologies or are we there? Are we? Are we not

1063
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: going to go down the line of kind of like

1064
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: animals we think we could handle. So here's that scamp

1065
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm sucking up a skunk. Skunks

1066
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: are that's a good place to start. Yeah, dangerous, I'm sure,

1067
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: But dude, for sure, a skunk skunna is hose you

1068
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: right in your face and you won't be able to

1069
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: fight him out to I'm still sucking it up. The

1070
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: two animals that throw me for a loop are dear

1071
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: because I do think when push comes to shove, they

1072
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: could fucking wallop you. And the other one is like

1073
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: a pig or like a hog. You don't want to

1074
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 1: wild hog, yea wild hog, like if you really but

1075
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: if it's like you're gonna die and you have to

1076
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: fight this thing, do you think you could kill them?

1077
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: I think I would rather I honestly, I'd rather choose

1078
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: a dear for it depends on the size of the deer, honestly,

1079
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: because they can be fucking giant. Yes, And I'm speaking

1080
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: as a California I don't even know hog size. If

1081
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: it's a two pound deer, verse, let's just say average

1082
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: full grown whatever that is. What I don't know what

1083
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: that is? What's an average deer? But I'm just thinking

1084
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: the deer that was outside that was eating strawberries out

1085
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: of my hands. Let me see if I can pull

1086
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: it up. I could, I could beat the ship out

1087
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: of that, and if that deer and to this point,

1088
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: if you have not seen the movie Surviving the Game,

1089
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: Gary Busey has a speech in the beginning of the

1090
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: movie that is the greatest acting and writing moment in

1091
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: cinema history, where he talks about getting a pit bull

1092
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: as a pet when he's a boy, and then his

1093
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: dad trains the pit bull and then he forces his

1094
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: kid to fight it to the death the next year

1095
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 1: or something. Yes, he's a young man. We're we're kissing forty.

1096
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: We'd better be able to suck a pitbull, right, I

1097
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, pull you know pitbull? For real? Though?

1098
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: Maybe a lab door? Could you beat? Could you fight

1099
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: a labrador? To the people, remember what you do with

1100
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: the pit bull. You start the finger up the butt.

1101
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: That's what you do. That's how you get it to

1102
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: release its jaws. I'm not fucking around, that's but that's

1103
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: how you kill it. That's all. Kyle's all. Every pitch

1104
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 1: of Kyle's just like you fingered the butt. You didn't

1105
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: start jerking the cock off. No, I didn't say that.

1106
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I just said to get it

1107
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: to release, to release the cock off to release and

1108
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: then and now are there any take? Yeah, like I

1109
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: want to do like those Like you're on a golf course.

1110
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: You keep seeing those videos of like geese attacking guys

1111
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: like putting, and I'm kind of like, I know I

1112
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: could handle it, but like navigating that, I would like

1113
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: that to start there. Okay, so we want to see

1114
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 1: honders versus a goose on a golf course, like those

1115
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: big swans with it when you have a club. Yeah,

1116
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: you have a club in your hand. Yeah, do you

1117
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: have a web? I think you don't. Well we're talking

1118
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: about no webs, right, So I think, like, yeah, I

1119
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: think I could do a goose no putter. And the

1120
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: goose comes up to you, like behind your car as

1121
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: you're like looking for your club, I think, and you

1122
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: get your hands around its neck. I think I could too.

1123
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: I think that's a good place to start, you know

1124
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like before I worked my way up

1125
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 1: to Labrador, if a fucking goose was going after my kid,

1126
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: and like those big swans, the big white swans that

1127
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: have like that neck they can reach no and that

1128
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: and that would suck to have to murder, because for sure,

1129
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: you don't want to kill an animal that couldn't kill you,

1130
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: like ya ya YadA, Yeah, yeah, of course. No, I mean,

1131
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: I mean like because that you're not fighting to the death.

1132
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: It's a fucking goose. He's just mad that you're in

1133
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: his territory. You just need to get out of his church.

1134
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: You don't need to fight. But that's part of the challenge,

1135
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: thank you, Adam. The part of the challenge is fighting

1136
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: it to a death. No, Adam's changed, That's what I

1137
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: was wondering, what the whole dear thing. It looked like

1138
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: he was having a relationship. I looked into his eyes

1139
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: and something changed within me. But no, I'm not trying

1140
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: to kill an animal like he didn't do. He didn't

1141
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,959
Speaker 1: do nothing other than just being you're in his little zone,

1142
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: so just get out of his own there's a speaking hypothetical.

1143
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: So it's not a fight to the death anymore. I

1144
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: don't think so, because I don't think that the goose

1145
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: would kill you in any world. I don't. I don't

1146
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: see goose has killed someone. What the yeah really, really,

1147
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: Google goose kill person? This guy is talking about top

1148
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: gun now, Yeah, problems with aggressive Canada geese of goose

1149
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: kill you? Is there a death? Was that a gang

1150
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: of geese? Was it a gaggle? Can a goose kill you? Yeah?

1151
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: If a dozen geese sneak up on you, you got

1152
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: some trouble. Google swan murder person. If you're in a

1153
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: geese alleyway and all of a sudden they start fucking

1154
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: sharks and jets right around your ass, ye, fight for

1155
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: your life. But if it's just one goose. You're on

1156
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: a golf course or some ship and one fucking goose

1157
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: comes up and he's starting ship, it's just like, yo,

1158
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: back the funk up? Yeah? Would you rather? Would you

1159
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: either fight a raccoon or a possum? Raccoon? Possum, raccoon,

1160
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: dog raccoon? I think we're too mean. Possums are They're

1161
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 1: mean too. But possums are like, aren't they like rabid? Though?

1162
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: Like they just carry rabies. They got the poison darts. Hey,

1163
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: that sounds real to me. Let's just go. I think

1164
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: they're just scry. I think they just carry rabies. That's

1165
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: why I'm choosing a raccoon. I think raccoons are science.

1166
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: Does that mean they're rabbid themselves. I think raccoons can

1167
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: also be Uh, is it rabbitting with rabious? They can

1168
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: be with rabies. Yeah, I don't know. How about the dog.

1169
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: Oh you you think it'd be that easy? Yeah? No

1170
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: takebacks today, any takebacks, apologies, get togethers, epic slams. Hey,

1171
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were reaching out for

1172
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: emotional support on the day. I thought it was kind

1173
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: of fun and funny. Um. I guess I would have

1174
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: I would have texted more um stuff. It was okay.

1175
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: It was what I got I needed. Yeah, And uh,

1176
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was quite happening. I was getting

1177
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: intermittent texts where I was like, I don't know if

1178
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 1: these are coming in when they're supposed to. I wasn't

1179
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: getting many bars out there on this remote island. You

1180
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: totally confused at him. I had no idea what the

1181
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: fun was going on. I'm like, are you at the hospital?

1182
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 1: There was a thing vibrating in my pocket, pictures and words.

1183
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: It was confusing for me. And uh, I would like

1184
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: to thank you for feeling um, open and honest enough

1185
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: to share this experience of the six year woman man

1186
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: handling your cock and I would like to what is it, commend,

1187
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: what is it compliment Kyle on his choice of jazz

1188
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 1: in the room. I feel like that probably loosened the

1189
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: mood for everybody involved. If he didn't come out too aggressive,

1190
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: you didn't come out to so off to like that

1191
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: that's a good call. Like, I don't know, I would

1192
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 1: have panicked when they're like, what kind of music you

1193
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: want to listen to while we cut your balls? And

1194
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: you would have been like scrambled eggs on my avocado toast,

1195
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: and like I would have panicked. Dude, that was a

1196
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: great call right on the Miles Davis was a stroke

1197
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 1: of genius. Absolutely, but until you hear that song again

1198
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: and it triggers you. And I'd like to thank Kyle

1199
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: for getting this surgery and telling us all about it.

1200
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: You know, he opened up and I think we covered

1201
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: it for like thirty minutes there. So thank you for

1202
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: didn't you just do that? Yeah, there's a double thing.

1203
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: That's how we got back to talking about it. I

1204
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: want to thank you for sharing it. I think I

1205
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: think Kyle's up snapchat. Actually, I just want to say

1206
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: one thing here. I want to compliment the doctor for

1207
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,920
Speaker 1: fucking doing a good job man, and not like not

1208
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: sucking it up. You know. Yeah, I mean we don't know,

1209
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: but so far, so good. Let's keep track, right, Let's

1210
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: see how it goes. See if anybody gets brightnant. I

1211
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,959
Speaker 1: think that could be fun. Yeah, let's keep uh, let's

1212
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: keep happening. And Kyle, I'm sure I'm next, buddy, Um,

1213
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. Good you gave him the strength. Nah,

1214
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 1: you gotta have three. You gotta have three home boys,

1215
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: that's I think. I also want to give um Blake

1216
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: a compliment for looking like early American apparel at up there. Okay,

1217
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: pay to come shirt? Yeah, pay to come and then

1218
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: like a super bright light and white background. Can we

1219
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 1: see like your bad old girl underwear? Like I feel

1220
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: like that's what they always rocked. Was lucky you, Na,

1221
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: you gotta come get it baby. If you want to

1222
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: see the lucky you, you gotta come over. Man. Any giveaways, giveaways,

1223
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: do it. I'm still contemplating giving away the vote, but

1224
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 1: that's not happening. Maybe next keep tuning in keeping with

1225
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: that take. I gotta fix it. I got to go

1226
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: get a new battery this week and see if it's

1227
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: still runs. You don't have to people, will take it

1228
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:05,439
Speaker 1: without the bat No, I gotta get it the funk

1229
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,919
Speaker 1: out of my garage, just taking them space player player Okay, yeah,

1230
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. I I'm sorry about that.

1231
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: I apologize. That's the opioids that makes me irritable. I apologize.

1232
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm coming off We didn't even talked about the poids.

1233
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: Are you on the h well I dropped him today. No,

1234
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm irritable because I'm coming off of it. So as

1235
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: soon as we're done, I'm going to take another one.

1236
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,919
Speaker 1: Okay before I bring this heat to my wife. Nice

1237
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: as you should, as you should take them in pain pills.

1238
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid. Just just don't get addicted to him.

1239
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: Do you think any of your homies in the Ozarks

1240
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: would would buy him off? Me? Absolutely bring him? And

1241
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: should we mention that our next podcast will be coming

1242
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: lot not live, but like from the Ozarks? Yeah? Should

1243
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: we mention? I feel like we should say sometime in

1244
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 1: the near future. Now it's the next one. I mean,

1245
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there next Tuesday, so bring bring your

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Speaker 1: gear and we'll do it on Friday or Saturday. Well wait,

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Speaker 1: bring our gear or just kind of I'm bringing my

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Speaker 1: gear I'm bringing that I'm not important. Tacky can what

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Speaker 1: about all this fucking iadon that's in my butt crack

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Speaker 1: right now? Like, what am I supposed to do with

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Speaker 1: all those sheep