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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This Is Important Tonight. On episode

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Speaker 1: one on one, Kyle says things, I guess yes, dude,

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Speaker 1: I was a hot first baseman. You couldn't concentrate because

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Speaker 1: you kept staring at this adult man's ball sack. It

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Speaker 1: was either a bit or he's a pervert, or a

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Speaker 1: little bit of both. Strap in. Oh, another one, Dalmatians,

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Speaker 1: here we are. Cruella Devis movie is fucking what would

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Speaker 1: they ever make a movie like one hundred and one

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Speaker 1: Dalmatians anymore? I hope? So didn't they just make Cruella? Bro?

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Speaker 1: They did? Yeah, I heard. I didn't watch Cruella, and

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Speaker 1: I heard it was not It was cool. I liked it,

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Speaker 1: but it was it was less about how she's Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Psycho. It's Psycho. Plot of the original movie is Psycho.

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Speaker 1: She wants to She kidnaps dogs to skin them alive,

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Speaker 1: where their coats are out. I know it's kind of sick, obviously.

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Speaker 1: One second, Yes, that's how else do you think we

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Speaker 1: get for? No? I know, I know, I'm saying for

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Speaker 1: a children she's not gonna skin the dogs alive. She's

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Speaker 1: gonna drown him first, some of them. Okay, Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: gonna kill them and then take their spots. She wants

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Speaker 1: the spots for her. It's hard when you're actually watching

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Speaker 1: it with, like your kids, when you're a little kid.

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Speaker 1: I think it's pretty gnarly. But I like that. I

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Speaker 1: like that about Disney movies. They like leaned into the

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Speaker 1: gnarliness of Like how I think we talked about on

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Speaker 1: the first Disney was supernar That guy was so narcy.

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Speaker 1: Then he cut his own head off and freeze it

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Speaker 1: in a fu Yeah, it's frozen somewhere. Man sick nar dog.

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Speaker 1: And that's a fact. He cut it off himself. That's

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Speaker 1: a fact. Blake Harris Cruella de Ville, though, was your

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Speaker 1: mind blown when you realized it was cruel Devil? But

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Speaker 1: I just learned that right now, and it is melting

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Speaker 1: my ship. I was today years old. I'm sorry it

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Speaker 1: was Crew Devil. I was today years old. Why is

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Speaker 1: it cruel devil? Just think of the root words crew

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Speaker 1: devil le sorry, crew Cruella Deville. Just take from that.

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Speaker 1: I take from that. Yeah, I get it. But like

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Speaker 1: Cruella is not cruel. It just has cruel and cruella

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Speaker 1: devil cruella. That's that definitely. I thought if you spell

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Speaker 1: it out, it's no. I'm just saying it's like the

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Speaker 1: what she just made some ship up, Kyle, that's I'll

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Speaker 1: be Wait, what did you think you just made some

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Speaker 1: fucking bullshit? I'm not making up bullshit. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about right now? You just said it said cruel devil.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't It doesn't spell cruel devil. Yeah, it's not

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Speaker 1: cruel devil. Yeah, obviously you know what devil like what

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't say cruel devil? Describe about what are

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Speaker 1: you telling? But so you knew that and then you

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Speaker 1: acted like that when I said that, what the fund did?

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Speaker 1: I knew that it sounded similar to cruel devil or

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Speaker 1: at similar to that on paper. Yeah, but is it

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Speaker 1: actually cruel devil? NOA, what did you think I was

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Speaker 1: saying that it was actually cruel devil? Cruel devil? Like?

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Speaker 1: You paused the conversation and did you say? You said, dude,

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Speaker 1: did you realize that Cruella Deville is actually cruel devil? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So what the fund did you think you dumbass, It's

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Speaker 1: not that. Hey, here's here's what I thought. I thought

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Speaker 1: that that it was like a Disney like Easter egg

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Speaker 1: where they spelled it in a way that that when

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Speaker 1: you look at it written, it's it's cruel devil. No,

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Speaker 1: this is such bullshit. You guys are making this upright.

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Speaker 1: This is what we thought. It was cruel devil in

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Speaker 1: a way that they would hide like sex written on

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Speaker 1: the wall and Little Mermaid or like the Little Things

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Speaker 1: that was lion king. Good teenagers. Take off your clothes, bro,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about watching this movie when we're little kids.

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Speaker 1: Dicks on Little Mermaids cover. There were cocks. There was

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Speaker 1: lots of cocks. There were huge cocks, which is so cool.

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Speaker 1: The towers were coughed. Cow, don't spread misinformation about fucking

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get flagged. What the fuck are you guys

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Speaker 1: talking about? Hey, Kyle, just say allegedly and we can

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Speaker 1: move on. Man, just say, I can't believe I'm having

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Speaker 1: this conversation with you guys. Say it, Kyle, And who

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Speaker 1: I was saying was how much was your mind blown

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Speaker 1: when you realize that Cruella Deville? What sounded like cruel devil?

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Speaker 1: Play about zero I was five years old. Yeah, zero percent.

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Speaker 1: How did you feel and how did you feel? I go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. I'm like, hey, guys, I want to

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Speaker 1: say that. I don't even know if I ever put

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's her name, Cruelavilla's nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so adam, now we can have this actual conversation without

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Speaker 1: so many sidebars filled with dumb shit. Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't know that. So when Kyle said that,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, clever. But admittedly I was

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Speaker 1: taken aback when I it's not spelled that way, because

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a hidden thing. That how

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Speaker 1: Disney does a lot of weird cool hidden ship where

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Speaker 1: they put kind of his hidden it, kind of his

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Speaker 1: hidden cool, like teaching kids about sex, like converted animators.

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Speaker 1: But when you're a kid and you find out it's

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Speaker 1: not allegedly it's real. Yeah, but when you find out

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Speaker 1: that they are like doing this weird ship, like putting

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Speaker 1: dicks on you know, it's not one of the drawing

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Speaker 1: cocks on Little Mermaids. Well, no, the cock is on

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Speaker 1: the priest. I thought it was awesome. As a little boy,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh ship rock and roll Kyle is

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Speaker 1: talking about. There is a scene at the end a

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Speaker 1: Little Mermaid where it looks like the priest gets a

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Speaker 1: boner when he's like, yeah, talking, but a real thing,

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Speaker 1: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. He gets the

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Speaker 1: boner right there. But the was on the cover, on

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Speaker 1: that fat ass plastic VHS cover. If you look at

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Speaker 1: the castle in the background's castle there are there is

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Speaker 1: a fucking raging cock. It's golden as a tower, but

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Speaker 1: it's so big it couldn't be No, dude, forget it.

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Speaker 1: What are the other ones? I mean, I know what

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Speaker 1: you're saying, but it couldn't be that big, right, It's

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Speaker 1: it's a cartoon, yes, yes, okay, it's like the dea

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Speaker 1: of a penis for sure. The other one is the

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Speaker 1: lion king lays down into the like Simba like lays

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Speaker 1: down into a bunch of those what are those called

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Speaker 1: where you blow on him and like the reeds or dandylions. Dandelions, yeah, dandylions.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was when Scar laid down like in

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Speaker 1: the dirt. It's it's spelled something. This is it happens

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Speaker 1: in the air. He's like his kids, dick kind of

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Speaker 1: falls out and his dick hits first. You can see

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Speaker 1: Scars balls out the back he has on the dirt

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Speaker 1: and his ball is just just Scar had some big

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Speaker 1: swing and nuts from astutely deeds he did. Scar was great.

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Speaker 1: Some of the wormbag a Scars worm bag was Swam

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Speaker 1: had a huge cock. That's why he was hell mad

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Speaker 1: because he's like, why is mufoster getting all the gas

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Speaker 1: because my cock is huge. But it's not always about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am king, I will be king. My cock is huge.

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Speaker 1: My cock is huge, Timba, I don't know. So I

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Speaker 1: feel like Moufaza had the big dick energy if anybody

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Speaker 1: had it. He was like, because nobody messes with my dude,

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Speaker 1: he did well, I didn't. I actually wasn't talking about

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Speaker 1: his his cock. I was talking about his balls. You know.

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Speaker 1: Scar has like a little dick, but giant giant nuts

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Speaker 1: sure for sure. Yeah those are not the same thing.

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Speaker 1: You can have big balls and that's why he can't

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Speaker 1: like run that well and like, yeah, straight up, we

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Speaker 1: need to respect the homies with the big gas balls

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Speaker 1: a little more. I feel like the homies with the

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Speaker 1: much larger than my left nut. That's bad, and you

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Speaker 1: of respect. You should go to the doctor for that.

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Speaker 1: But that's uh, three other bag of worms. We've covered it.

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Speaker 1: It was it was cold. He couldn't get a good

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Speaker 1: the sex in the air, right, that's it goes in

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Speaker 1: the air. But what's there's one from Aladdin, Blake, do

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Speaker 1: you remember the Aladdin one? Aladdin? It was the B.

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Speaker 1: It was just like take off hair clothes. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: have missed your hands at him? Hands up there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: While you're describing this, let me see those hands please,

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Speaker 1: because you'd be cranking down. I do love Jasmine. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It was the b when um the genie turns into

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's Raj. That's Raj. Okay, and he's backing away,

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Speaker 1: that porno parody? No, because I remember I went over

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Speaker 1: Are we good? Teenagers? Were dead? You were a teenager

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Speaker 1: watching Aladdin? Bro? No, we were like probably twelve, and

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Speaker 1: I remember these girls were like have you seen this

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's a bad joke. I'm hearing. Would you

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Speaker 1: say what did you say? Tonight? On episode one? On one,

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Speaker 1: Kyle says things, I guess what did you say? Mumble core? Here?

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Speaker 1: I can't remember. I think I said grow up because

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Speaker 1: you were watching Aladdin when you were a teenager. Dude,

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Speaker 1: what an epic and that's a joke. Wow, save that

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Speaker 1: for when we do epic slams at the end, because

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Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta bring that one back. I can't

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Speaker 1: here now, Like, no, we're in it now. We're in it, bro,

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Speaker 1: you're right here. You guys are digging on me and

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Speaker 1: what it is. So let's just have a fun episode

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Speaker 1: like this, all right, go ahead, don't tell me Back

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Speaker 1: to my point of Disney movies being super aggressive, like

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Speaker 1: it's a bit, dud. It was either a bit or

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Speaker 1: he's a pervert or a little bit about It might

417
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Speaker 1: be both. It can't be both. It can't be both.

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Speaker 1: It can be both. It can never be both. It

419
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Speaker 1: can never be bo. There's no such thing as an

420
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: uber perverted bit. It's a joke. It's either rooted in

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Speaker 1: sexuality or joke. Yes, I agree, I agree. Is that

422
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Speaker 1: the first time that's been said on this pod? I

423
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: hope so? I agree. I agree Hoers that bro was

424
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: a weird I think it could be. It can be

425
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 1: too pervert. I think there is a little bit of

426
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Speaker 1: a gray area there where guy's a little perverted. He

427
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: he does have his nuts hanging out. But also, it's

428
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: not his dick. It's his nuts. I think nuts are

429
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: not such. It's not my dick. Everything nuts there. It's

430
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: not sexual. It's not unless you like it. It has

431
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: to be separated. What's that guy saying? And by the way,

432
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: this guy obviously was not doing that. Don't look at

433
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: his damn name us name. Everyone knows you're calling them

434
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: out by name. It was John Candy. I don't know

435
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: if it was this guy, but it was a guy

436
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: exactly like this guy, like he might have The guy

437
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,959
Speaker 1: I'm talking about might have been the guy who like

438
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: lost every role to Neil Flynton, whose dick was not out.

439
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: Neil Flynn, who's that he's the janitor on scrubs, He's

440
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: he's the janitor on Scrub. He's the guy whose TV

441
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: career we would all take because he's been in everything

442
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: for years. What is that one documentary where it's like, hey,

443
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: that's me, I was in that or whatever. Did you

444
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: guys ever watch that words? Oh yeah with Tabolowski or whatever?

445
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: That's kind of Steven Tabolowski. It's just basically all the

446
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: actors that are in everything, but you can never like,

447
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 1: you know, you don't know their names, but they're literally

448
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: in everything, and they're always like amazing actors. They just

449
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: like and then you watch the documentary they're like, my

450
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: name is this and you immediately forgot their names. You're like,

451
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: what an effort they're like, And after the documentary, dude,

452
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like the star of the next Avatar.

453
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 1: And everyone's still like the guy from Serial Mom who like,

454
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: oh that guy, it's like that person, but they are incredible.

455
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that? Who the hell is that that?

456
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Who the hell is that? Yeah? Well, Stephen Tobolowski has

457
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: been in like he's from like Sneakers. He's the guy

458
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: who's like like Sneakers. He's the guy who she goes

459
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: on the date with and she's got to get him

460
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: to say all the words that are just my voice

461
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: is my passport verifying? Oh my god, that movie rocks.

462
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, that movie kicks. But and I remember so

463
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: little from that movie. He's the guy he's needle nos

464
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: ned from Groundhog Day. Oh yes, this dude rocks. He's

465
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: hell of funny. He's super duper funny. Oh yeah, this

466
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: guy's a oh yeah, yeah, he's the guy in Spaceballs.

467
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: He's like, we can't. This guy's been in everything. He's

468
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: got to be from Chicago, I feel. Yeah, yeah, he's

469
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: in groundhogs Day, remember that ship. We'll post him immediately

470
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: on the Instagram so you guys can follow along. Everybody

471
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: knows him in the scene. I want to post the

472
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: scene and from Sneakers because it's so good. She's like

473
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: hitting on him and he's like a dork who all

474
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden reveals that he's an egomaniac and thinks

475
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: he's the man. And she's like, I can't believe I

476
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: have to put up. But you know what, she loves

477
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: Robert Redford, who got long history, damn sneak. Great movie film.

478
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Mission impossible episode as a movie,

479
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: though it's kind of sick, like that, it's so good

480
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: River Phoenix, Sydney Poitier, Dan Ackroid, like, come on, damn,

481
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: come out. Ben Kingsley fucking kills movies. This against Sneakers

482
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: is Sneakers, Dude. I don't even know if I've ever

483
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: seen this movie. I always pretend like I have when

484
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: we talk about it. I'm like, yeah, I truly don't know, honey.

485
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: What's a matter of honey? I had to lie about

486
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: Sneakers again today, and it's just it's eating me alive.

487
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a gap between me and my

488
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: friends that because I feel like I should have. I'm

489
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: gonna go watch Soprano's first episode the seventh Times, Sweetheart.

490
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: You're walking into the garage, not even the first episode, dude,

491
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: the entire series, David Strathern, you will not be disappointed

492
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: in Sneakers. There's literally I've not even seen. I thought

493
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: Sneakers was a movie about about shoes, about a kid

494
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: who gets shoes who can play basketball. That's like Mike, brother,

495
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: That's why have you seen like Mike? Motherfucker? If you're

496
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: lying about not seeing like Mike, I'm be upset. I

497
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: have seen like Mike. Yeah, I've I've never I don't

498
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: even know what this movie is about. You should watch it.

499
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: It's it holds up. It's super good. It's about like hackers. Wait, basically,

500
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: it's about a team of people who are hired by

501
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: UM like a company to see if their security is

502
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: up to snuff, because they're the guys who can break in.

503
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: But usually movies about hackers from the early nineties the

504
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: technology was so dumb. They have roller. This is more

505
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: than hackers. It's actually like breaking into and like infiltrating UM,

506
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: like corporate espionage eleven. Okay, let's give our flowers to

507
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: the movie Sneakers, which evidently is a cultural touch. Adam.

508
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: Literally there's an episode of Workaholics called Snackers where we

509
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: started writing it off of the movie Sneaks. I know,

510
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 1: and I've never seen snakes. Snack. I just was like,

511
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: you guys were like, yeah, snacks, and we have to

512
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: find ways to get the snacks. I'm like, yeah, it's

513
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: the heist movie. I got that, and Adam just kept

514
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: nodding his head like yeah, riber And when he puts

515
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: on the sneakers, it's a rap. What snack makes me

516
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: jump really hot? Oh that's not guys. I'm joking about

517
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: the sneakers, but when they are sneaking. Yeah, we even

518
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: say in that episode, my voice is my passport verified me.

519
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like we threw to that. Probably

520
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: if we did, it got cut. My snacks are. I

521
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: didn't make it. Yeah, too much plot for TV, but

522
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: you should check it out. It's got an all star cast.

523
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: It's very smart. Um, it's cool, it's a it's a

524
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know. I would I say it's a classic?

525
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: You would? You would? I think it's an underground classic

526
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, yeah, you would. The likes of that.

527
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: You feels pretty loaded there, Kyle, you would, Yeah, Kyle.

528
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Kyle can name the seven movies he's seen it on

529
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: on one on one seven finger hands, and they're all

530
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: die hard. Half of them are die Hard. The movies

531
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: I've seen seen die Hard. Well, Dur's classics. I'm saying

532
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: that is not like loaded, like fuck you, I'm saying, like, yes,

533
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: you would call that a classic because you reference it

534
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: so much. It's a Durs classic, just like Darryl is

535
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: a Durs classic. D These are movies that I don't

536
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: know that I would have seen without having you as

537
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: a friend Sneakers. Sneakers is a movie that you see

538
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: that makes you feel smarter, right, which I think is

539
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: a lost art. I think it's a genre we don't

540
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: get enough. But like it's it's clever. It's a clever movie,

541
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: and you watch it and you feel like you're a

542
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: smart person. It's well written, and it has a cast

543
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: that is absolutely legendary, and usually that makes you feel

544
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: smart when you watch it. And Dairy Mate, I guess

545
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: we don't have to that's Winds was like, I guess

546
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: I don't have to read or tell time. I guess

547
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: not being able to read talk after class, you wrote

548
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: a book report on Sneakers. Yeah, bitch called out send

549
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: Mr Lobchers huge from Did you guys have any memorable

550
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: substitute teachers that like you? You you can recall, Yeah,

551
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: we've talked about Mr tam Well. I don't know, I

552
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: don't know what his real name was, but like, we

553
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: had a dude who had like a polish you know,

554
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: you're in Chicago, Land, you got a bunch of dudes

555
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: with crazy long polish names that are like, you know what,

556
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: just call me Mr Tan And this dude in the

557
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: dead of winter was straight, leathery, and it was like

558
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: his whole thing, like his whole identity was wrapped up

559
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: in his skin. Cancer being t that's fantastic, it's and

560
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: to this, it's evolved. It's evolved. Yes, such teachers were

561
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: were a weird mixed bag because a lot of times

562
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: you're like do they Either you're like, oh, this guy

563
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: is a degenerate who just is doing this for a

564
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: few extra bucks, or it was cool, uh not even

565
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: a degenerate student. Rug. Honestly, I'm going to buy weed

566
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: off this guy the period or or or it entired

567
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: teacher someone that was so nice and so cool, but

568
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: something was a little off that made it feel like

569
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: that maybe that's why they couldn't get higher. They didn't

570
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: wear underwear, they couldn't get higher by full balls the

571
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: size of potatoes, Honda Ridge line poking through. I weirdly remember,

572
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: like a bunch of substitute teachers. We had a guy

573
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: who who played in the NFL who like just took

574
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: the whole class to tell us what it was like

575
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: to be in the NFL. And he was like, Dude,

576
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: I remember my first game, I got laid the funk

577
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: out and I was like I gotta quit this and

578
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: he became a fireman. That's what a substitute teacher should be.

579
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: That's why it was so great having one of those

580
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: fucking loony tunes in your classroom because they never cared.

581
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: They weren't going to teach you anything. They were just

582
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: going to tell you a cool story that they tell

583
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: every class, or they're just gonna put on hoosiers and

584
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: call it a fucking day. They if they really liked

585
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: stuck to the syllabus like that, the teacher left. Then

586
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: you were like, funk, this person, this person is the

587
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: spell syllabus. I won't even to start with an S

588
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: or a C. No, it's a it's as, it's PS.

589
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: I remember there was this one, Uh what was why

590
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: old is? We would get this one substitute teacher and

591
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: I think he just would say just call me Josh.

592
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: But he was an alumni. That guy was trying to fuck.

593
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: He was an alumni from our high school and he

594
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: came back to teach our high school. That's a trip.

595
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: Well that's cool. I like, I like what people do.

596
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of the We had a bunch

597
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: of ex wild kids that taught at our school. Dude,

598
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: you guys might have blocked this. I blocked this ship

599
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: from my brain. But when you know my mom was

600
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: a substitute teacher. Remember that? Oh god, oh God, take

601
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: back what I said. Yeah, dude, that was so rough.

602
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? It was so rough when the

603
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: kid in class would have their mom come in and teach.

604
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember your mother being my teach. My mom

605
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: did it for like probably two years. I forbid her.

606
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not teaching anything on my grade.

607
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: She was on campus, but she was not allowed to

608
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,479
Speaker 1: teach my grade. She had to say no to those

609
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: classes because it drove me. Ben. So your mom have

610
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 1: a degree in education, sweetheart? She had three degrees. Yeah,

611
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: my mom went back to college. My mom graduated college

612
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: when I was like eight years old. She went back

613
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: and did that when I was Okay, was it in education?

614
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: She must have gotten whatever you need to to be

615
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: a substitute teacher? Was it a third degree burn? Because

616
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like you don't even need you need

617
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: a certificate to teach chess? Do you teaching certificate? Well,

618
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: now I don't know about substitute teacher. I don't know,

619
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: but like to get a you need like a teaching credential. Yeah,

620
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: see that's what I think. I think you did make

621
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: you take like one night class and they're like, it's fine,

622
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: just show them Hoosiers. Just they're gonna watch Rudy. Just

623
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: get in there. We need someone to look after these

624
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: fucking rugrats Hoodie and Rusiers. Am I wrong? But is

625
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: like substitute teaching is kind of like a way of

626
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: like getting your hours. Like you have to substitute teach

627
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: a few times to be a actual teacher in my

628
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: trip in yes, and I think maybe even to like

629
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: get insurance coverage. Probably you know your poison. At the

630
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: same time, you're poisoning teachers to get jobs, hitting teachers

631
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: with cars to get work. You're taking them out. Have

632
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: you seen the movie one eight seven? And then you

633
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: book the full time job and then they're coming after you.

634
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: But you know it, that's the movie. I gotta right,

635
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: We're called that's okay, we've already seen that movie. Shout

636
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: out Barre movie Baringer. Fuck yes to Baroner bro the

637
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: he's the catcher. He's actually kind of the main character

638
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: of Major League's the main character. Oh yeah, his knees

639
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: are going out. What do you mean kind of isn't

640
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 1: he He is, His knees are going out. He doesn't

641
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: know if he can catch anymore. That's a big deal,

642
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: that's right. And he kills it. And then he was

643
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: also in Sniper. Remember snip. Here's a little factoid. My

644
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: my wife's ex step dad was an actor in Major

645
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: League He was one of the sports executives. What shout out,

646
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: Jack McLaughlin. That's a strong name too. How did he

647
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: not become a fucking monstro superstar with a name like

648
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: Jack McLaughlin. He's a superstar. He was a Chicago theater

649
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: actor and last winter during the holiday season or it

650
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: was a Super Bowl. No, he was in a Super

651
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: Bowl commercial. That's right, flowers for Jack. He was the

652
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: old man in the commercial for like a bookstore like

653
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: was closing down and all the community came down to

654
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: help raise money for the bookstore. And I think it

655
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: was like Toyota or something, and that was that was

656
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl commercial. Yeah, let's just say, my man

657
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: is not sucking around hell. Hell, get you some Jack.

658
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: What was up with all the baseball movies being shot

659
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: in and around Chicago? Because I mean, my cubs, you

660
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: got the Cubs. It was a whole. It all revolved

661
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: around the Cubs on best stadium to shoot in or something. History.

662
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 1: Wrigley is pretty cool if it looks it looks run down. Yeah,

663
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: it's the right amount of ye if you're ready for

664
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: it to collapse on you. It was kind of that.

665
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: You're like, there has to be history here. There must be.

666
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: There has to be you're telling me the only history

667
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: is people just kind of so they must have won

668
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: like thirty World championships years one hundred years or so.

669
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 1: Actually the most losiness team in history. Yeah, very bad,

670
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: very very bad. It was so rusty in the eighties,

671
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: Like I haven't been there twenty years. Like I don't

672
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 1: even know what the funker could look like. Now. Maybe

673
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: they've given it a little polish, but man, but they've

674
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: they've jigged it since winning the World Series a couple

675
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: of years ago, and they give it a good I

676
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: think they try not. I think they're pretty like kind

677
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: of like with the A's like let it. You remember

678
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium before Magic Johnson like took it over. However

679
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: many years ago, that was six or seven years ago.

680
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 1: It was real bad. And then they did a little

681
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: jewsh And now it's much better, just just Jewish, like

682
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: a whole remodel like that. Okay, Yeah, people were getting murdered, right,

683
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: they're like or left for dead. Yeah, people were getting

684
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: murdered in the parking lots, specifically giants fans, Yes, specifically giants. Yeah.

685
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: There was also like seats that were behind pillars and

686
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: ship that you couldn't even see from them. But were

687
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: they cheaper probably, But there was like also there wasn't

688
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: like screens everywhere, so even if you were in those

689
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: bad seats, you couldn't like look up and see a screen.

690
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: They put a screen on the pillars. Yeah, you watch TV.

691
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: How do I feel about just feel like they're the

692
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: like netting. How do you guys feel about the netting

693
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: that should or should not be put up alongside? So

694
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: like babies aren't getting beamed by line drives. I like them,

695
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: like you like the nets? You like the net like

696
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: the nets because because I like saying multiple people, I've

697
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: seen multiple people get taken out in stretchers. I think

698
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: we were together one game when we saw someone get

699
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: taken out in a stretcher and Magic Johnson like went

700
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: up and shoot their hand. That's when we threw the Yeah,

701
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: I hope, you hope you don't die. You guys were there.

702
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: It's when we were we threw the first pitch out

703
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: and we did that dumb bit. Were not even dumb

704
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: fun bit where we acted like we were fighting to

705
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: people would throw the first You guys actually really sold

706
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: it to Yeah, we guys were kind of fighting. Yeah,

707
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: you tackle the hell out of it. I'm not a

708
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: fan of the nets. I would rather go back to

709
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: the bring your gloves and protect your fellow next year.

710
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. But you can't. You can't

711
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: protect yourself. It's it's impossible. What do you mean everybody

712
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: should have a gun? What are you talking about? Wait? Wait,

713
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: what do you mean now we're talking? That's not I

714
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: That's not what I was talking about. But hey, dude,

715
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: if he hits you in the face with the ball,

716
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: you pull out that gun. When I was a kid, though,

717
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: I felt a great responsibility bringing my mitt to the

718
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: game good. And what I'm telling you is that on

719
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: top of that responsibility, you can't. It's it's coming at

720
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,479
Speaker 1: you at a hundred twenty and your reaction time. What

721
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: you can't that's they only they don't. They only have

722
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: the nets to like the the third and first base.

723
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: I can't catch a baseball, Kyle, you can't. Well the

724
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? Bro? On the sidelines? You

725
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: can catch that, Kyle. Okay, Kyle, you must admit that

726
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: there is a probability that you won't. Okay, if it's

727
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: if it's a in the in the audience, I agree

728
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: with that, Kyle. If there was not enough of baseball

729
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: stars who didn't play there on the smoke cigarette the

730
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: future Hall of famers who chose not to play in

731
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: the ninth grade. Yeah, that's where you get to showcase

732
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: your skills. Bro. Did you even play an eighth grade? Come?

733
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: Did you play an eighth grade? Yeah? I stopped in

734
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: high school. I was traveling All Star team in eighth grade? Okay,

735
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: traveling all Star team. Did anybody try and convince you

736
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: to stay on the team. Were they like we need you?

737
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: Or was it kind of radio side? Don't pull this

738
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: rug outs? Don't pull this rug out? Ye? Did the

739
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: coach call you or Kyle could have made it. Don't

740
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: pull this rug dude? Hey? No, no, no, we know

741
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: he came. It's cool. They can talk. It's fine. Kyle

742
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: would walk by baseball practice and be like, but you

743
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: guys wish you had me, And they're like, who is that?

744
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: This is my multiverse, you know what I mean? This

745
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: is my multi verse and it's all good if you

746
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: explore it, because that's what multi verses are put there for,

747
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: to explore. So wait, did anybody reach out to you

748
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: to get you to stay on the team. Yeah? Did

749
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: the coach all you even one time to be like

750
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: we need you? Yes? Yes, dude. I was a hot

751
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: first basement. I was on the traveling All Star team.

752
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: I was like, he wanted to fuck. I was fucking good. Bro,

753
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: Still put me on first base. I'm not gonna let

754
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: anything get by me. That's not gonna happen. Okay, I

755
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: didn't need to. You don't need to run the basis

756
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: fast when you're hitting home runs, Playboy, when you're a

757
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: power hitter, put me in number four? Alright, clean up? Damn. Yeah,

758
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: this is turning me on. Kyle is not wrong. He

759
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: was a hot first baseman. And why did you quit?

760
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: Because you had to practice every day to like that

761
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: better at the thing you liked. Yeah, you had to

762
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: practice every day. I did not want to do that.

763
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to hang out with my friends, and probably

764
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: at that point I found the video camera and I

765
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: was making ship and I was falling more towards art.

766
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: Did you like any of the baseball players or was

767
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: it just kind of not a vibe for you. I

768
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: loved him. They were great, they were cool. They were

769
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: my teammates. You couldn't film them. But it did start

770
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: to it political. It did start to get to be

771
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: like you had to be a coach's son to like

772
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: like kind of make political substitute teachers. So it's political.

773
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: There was a little bit of my dad wasn't a coach,

774
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: but for sure, Yeah, who you did you play baseball? No?

775
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 1: I did another sport. What sport It's called swimming, bitch,

776
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: that's not a sports exercise? Exercise? Yeah, that's just that's conditioning.

777
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: You were like a pro conditioner. I'm just saying. And

778
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this. When the Olympics

779
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: come on, are you watching or are you watching swimming?

780
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: You know how much I love swimming, spinning, Spanish swimming.

781
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? The politics? I guess I

782
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: just don't know if if you're good, don't know. It

783
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: was like coaches. It was coaches sons, especially when it

784
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: came to the All Star team, it was like I

785
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: remember being like, dude, what's going on. Every single player

786
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: is a coach's son from different teams, So it was

787
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: starting to be like, like, can we see the Marionette

788
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: thing happening? I could see that. Adam's going to say

789
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking? Do we think that? Because I mean,

790
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: it makes a lot of sense that the coach his

791
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: sons would be pretty fucking good at that age, especially

792
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: before you're growing super quickly. Yeah, but when you take

793
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: a third baseman, when you take they've practiced, hang on,

794
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: they've practiced with their dad every day. They get good

795
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: coaching from the head coach at home. I remember specifically

796
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: they took a third baseman who was not a first

797
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: baseman and threw him on the All Star team as

798
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: first baseman. Do you remember his name? I'm not going

799
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: to say it, say it no one leather, but I

800
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 1: remember it by I remember my baseball bully. I remember

801
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: his full name. He's not a bully. He say his

802
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: full name. His name, he just wasn't a first baseball name.

803
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,479
Speaker 1: Allegedly say his name was a great third baseman, great

804
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: third base not a first baseman. Switch just named me

805
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: out with that first baseman. And that's when I realized

806
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: this is not Kyle's fibbin right now, because he's not

807
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: saying his full name, making him up right now? Whatever, Bro,

808
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: you won't you want you want the story? Oh? I

809
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: thought he was going to say it here, Kyle. As

810
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: soon as you say it, all this stuff that you're

811
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: holding in right now, it's gonna be It's gonna be out. Dude,

812
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: you need to get out. I'm not holding anything. I'm

813
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: just letting you guys know the story. I'm watching you.

814
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I hear your voice quivering. You need to

815
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: say when you're trying to push me to do something

816
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to do. So that's the actual thing

817
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: that's underneath this, and what is that? And that? What

818
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: is all out? This child? I don't feel like calling

819
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: out a real person for this, like something that happened

820
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: thirty years ago. We're talking about what Like you said,

821
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: you had a bully, Call yours out. I do have

822
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: a bully. I'll talk about him right now, call him out.

823
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: What's his name? Anybody who used to watch baseball knows

824
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: that this name has even more relevance. But there was

825
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:03,439
Speaker 1: a guy on my team name Will Clark. Fucking Will.

826
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: He was on my team. That's the first. That's the

827
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: first baseman of the San Francisco Giants too, and he

828
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Yes, but this kid's name was Will Clark

829
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: and he was on my team. And when I would

830
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: go up to bat, because I was not be he

831
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: didn't grow up to be the first baseman of the

832
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: San Francisco Johns. He's not. He's not Will, He's not

833
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: the Will Clark. Imagine the chip on that guy's shoulder. Man,

834
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: come on, give him some slack. When I would go

835
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: up to bat he and he was on my team,

836
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: I would hear him say, oh, here comes another out

837
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: my own teammate. That ship stuck with me. Bro, Yeah,

838
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: that happens. Bro. I feel like that's baseball. That's baseball.

839
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: That's what's my teammate. Man. No, but I feel like

840
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: that's baseball. Did you strike out and get out? Were

841
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: you a good hitter? I think I think you had

842
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: a little bit of a thin skin situation shook me

843
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: to the course, of course I struck out. But before that,

844
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: before that, did you get hits a lot like well

845
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: like or do not think Blake might not have been

846
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: a stronger fielder. I was a stronger fielder. Oh my god,

847
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: I was so bad at sports. There is like a

848
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: real talk, you know what I mean? But I was

849
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: also a child that was this is developed developmental stage,

850
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:17,280
Speaker 1: all right. We didn't want to. God, as you get older,

851
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: you become a better batter. I had no strength. That

852
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: was afro fetus. I was just a child man a right,

853
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: So was he so a shirt? But why was he

854
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: so mean? He's a kid. I'll say your guy's name.

855
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: I don't need to saying your guy's name. I'm not

856
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: saying my guy's name. Dude, do you want to? I

857
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: have another deep seated thing. I remember my back my bat.

858
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: Then it specifically said it was a T ball bat.

859
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: It was Neon Green said, T ball, proper bat. They're

860
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: going to make fun of you. Do Will Clark saw

861
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: the bat and he's like, look his bats as T ball? Well,

862
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: my ship, bro. My mom crossed it out with Marker

863
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: so that fucking dude wouldn't make fun of me. My god,

864
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: by this kid a new bat, dude, God, he wasn't

865
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: big enough to hold any to hold the heavier bat.

866
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 1: Who knows poor guy, he couldn't swing a heavier bat. Well, Blake,

867
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: I feel like you had some thin skin. This kid

868
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: was given it to you a little bit. He probably

869
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a ship head, but on

870
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: my team. But he's on my team. Yeah, that's guys

871
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: on my team. I know, bro, So take me aside

872
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: and say like, hey, you want to do some fucking work.

873
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: I kids on my baseball team. I came back after

874
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: my accident and tried to play baseball again in the

875
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: seventh three grade. I obviously was the worst. My teammate

876
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: called me the cripple. Yeah that's sports man, these kids,

877
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: and they were right kids. Man. I laughed about it

878
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: because I did. So your name's harder for member. I

879
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: did suck and I was crippled, and it I was

880
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: a liability every time I went out there. And I

881
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 1: got it from their point of view, But also, hey,

882
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: you know I would I like to play, so I

883
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: was given it a go. Yeah, but don't you think

884
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: you might have would have had a chance to be

885
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: better than you were if they were like, yo, bro,

886
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: we we back you fucking get up there. I physically couldn't.

887
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,919
Speaker 1: It's a little different. They're kind of willing you out

888
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: and putting you by the third base saying they're playing

889
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: but you're not actually black. But Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake. Good,

890
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: let's just I mean, let's just go to another sport

891
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: real quick. You were I'm gonna build you up because

892
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: you're my team. Okay, I'm gonna pickball, because you were

893
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: good at soccer, like really fucking good guys like me.

894
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: I couldn't play soccer. I was not fast enough. I

895
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: didn't have the wind. Okay, I'm a four year old pickleball.

896
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 1: You were smoking ciggy and so you were really good

897
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: at soccer, Blake. So you played in you played in

898
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: high school, and maybe that was an All star I was.

899
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: I was selected. Yeah, you were traveling. But here's my thing.

900
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: You played in high school soccer. I did not know

901
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: this about you know, he did not know. He didn't know.

902
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: He didn't. Oh No, I wanted to fucking record videos

903
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: with Colin smoke cigarettes. Bro dropped. Nobody wants to practice.

904
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: We dropped around the same time. Yeah, and that's fine too.

905
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: You know you can do all that stuff. I get

906
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: that too. I get that you could do all of it.

907
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 1: I did the comedy show. I was on the swim team.

908
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: I smoke weed. You could, yeah, you could do it all.

909
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: You can't. We didn't know, man, we got no man,

910
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: there's a fork in the road already there fucking smoking

911
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: ciggies or you're playing sports. Alright. Well, mine, it wasn't that.

912
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: It was politics, That's what it was. It off. I'm

913
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: not saying that. So coaches sons man for wincidence, all

914
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: the coaches sons are on the traveling All Star team. Blake,

915
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: you quit soccer and then did you miss the sport?

916
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: Did the sport miss you? Did you get a call

917
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: from the coach saying, hey, man, what are you doing?

918
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: We need you? Well, my stepdad was my coach. But so, Kyle,

919
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? We got one of

920
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: these guys and that was that was the sport that

921
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: you excelled in. That's incredible because you are the exact

922
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: you are. You were saying, good, dude, you were good,

923
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: you were good, and you and you had you had

924
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: that piece of the puzzle. You had a dad. That

925
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: was a call. Would you position? Were you? I don't

926
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: know soccer too well. Back I played defense, so that's

927
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: a lot of running. But then yes, yes. But then

928
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: as you kind of age up a little bit, fullback

929
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: sort of fades out. There's like you start to be

930
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: a sweeper, so you cover the whole field, cover the

931
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: whole field. Because I was kind of I could see

932
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: that for you. Did you do a lot of like

933
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: this is my house, like out of here, let's go.

934
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: You started, let's go. You're the first one to start phenomenon.

935
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: That's good. I got I got some cool soccer foote

936
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: if you see the kid who I'm talking about me

937
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, oh my god, I like, I

938
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: like your swim phoe of the best on the after that,

939
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: so I have the afro starting to go, oh my gosh,

940
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: I look like I look like a gymnast, a little

941
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: girl gymnast. It's really cute you do. So it goes

942
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: back to the fencing, okay, because that's where this this started, right,

943
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: fencing in baseball. Oh right, And we absolutely you you

944
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: were convinced that you shouldn't have it, even though I

945
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 1: know you're asking my opinion. I know, but Kyle, so

946
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: then people who can't defend themselves shouldn't be sitting there,

947
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Well, you do get a chance

948
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: to pick your seats so you you don't have to

949
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: sit there if you're not ready. That's what I'm saying.

950
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: So would you recommend like, hey, look, if you can't

951
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: take the heat, get out of the kitchen, go to

952
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: the just I get it. I'm just saying it's I

953
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 1: like to drink at baseball games, and I and talk

954
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: with my friends and it's part of the base Obviously

955
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm watching the game, but it's a lot of bullshitted

956
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: with my friends catching up with people. I'm not paying

957
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: attention to the mostly mostly they engaged for three hours

958
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: the four hours five hours that this fucking game is

959
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: going on. I'm kind of like put up some nets.

960
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: See I love I love watching it. Baseball stadiums are

961
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: just bars with a thing happening in the middle of it.

962
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Uh wait, you know like the sport. You don't like

963
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: the actual sport, Kyle say, you go with like a

964
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: younger audience, say children, and you're having to monitor them.

965
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, you're on the third base line. No, no,

966
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't. He wouldn't do it, are you? No?

967
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: I think that I'm I'm just basically speaking out of

968
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 1: like uh, nostalgia, I guess, and my own upbringing where

969
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm like saying where I'm like, I'm like I enjoyed

970
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: that part. Yes, it was. It was thrilling when the

971
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: ball would come to your part of the stadium. Well.

972
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 1: I enjoyed bringing my glove to the game too when

973
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: I was a kid. But you could do that in

974
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: the outfield or anything past third base or first base.

975
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: The netting isn't up still, a pop up will come

976
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: that way. Understand why it's there. I get it. I

977
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: understand why it's kind and I guess on all the

978
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: people who have had like fucking damaged under their craniums. Dude, Kyle,

979
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: I thought you were one of for the people. Yeah, yeah, No,

980
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it, I get it. No,

981
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I feel Yeah, I was, Like I said,

982
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: I was speaking out of my own history, which is

983
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: not necessarily the most progressive form of thought. Okay, I'm

984
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm down with it with the progress. I'm down with this.

985
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 1: Protect See normally, I'm I'm always that way. Whenever there's

986
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: change or anything new, I'm always like, fuck, that ways better.

987
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: And that's I think the easy thing for humans to

988
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: do because you're just thinking about your own upbringing and

989
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: you're like, well it's different than I why, like so

990
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: everybody should have to do it like that. But it

991
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: is a very close minded way of thinking. And we're

992
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: really evolving, aren't we as a friendship family? Look at us.

993
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: Go here's here's how Kyle's gonna evolve. Immediately after this episode.

994
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: He's gonna go start a net company and just be

995
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: and be ready to go and be like, I'm the

996
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: official net provider of the MLB. Turning when those pickleballs

997
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 1: start to start whacking some some fans in the in

998
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: the stands, it's actually made of pickleball nets, and uh,

999
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: the technology is such that the ball will balance back

1000
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: into play. I am surprised at how long it took

1001
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: baseball to put nets up. I can't really remember it

1002
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: without them, but I am glad they're they're Where are

1003
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: they because I don't I don't Are they really up? Yeah,

1004
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: they're up behind the home plate. Behind home plate makes

1005
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: total sense. That's always behind the home plate, obviously, and

1006
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: that's that's where always was. So I'm not talking about that.

1007
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: But then all the way to pass a little past

1008
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: third base, I think yeah, and I wonder how they are.

1009
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: I think they're pretty tall. Just so you don't get

1010
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: it direct, you can have a little time. You know,

1011
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: people are on their cell phones. There's people that are

1012
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: getting sunked up at NBA courtside games at their phone,

1013
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: which those are hilarious. Those are hilarious. By the way,

1014
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: those are going to go away as well. Court side

1015
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: seats are going to disappear once someone just like it

1016
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: almost happened at a Lakers game or some game, a

1017
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: player is going to run into a pregnant woman, kill

1018
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: her baby, and there will no longer be courts No, no,

1019
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: because h one of those court side scenes are obviously

1020
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: a pregnant woman. That's that's not a person, that's an

1021
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: unborn Okay, let into it. They're not going to get

1022
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: rid of that because that's the most expensive ticket in

1023
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: basketball and there the owners aren't going to go, oh,

1024
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: we're just gonna not make an extra five million dollars

1025
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: every game. If Lebron James plows into an eight year

1026
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: old couple and kills both of them, there will no

1027
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: longer be courtside scenes. That is true. That's true, a

1028
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: little true. It's true. That's not true. Yes, that is

1029
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: not true. Yes, it is what I will say, Blake

1030
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: to Blake's point, if I may, to Blake's point, if Um,

1031
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: if it's difficult for you to get an abortion in

1032
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 1: the state you live in, you can just it's a

1033
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: little more expensive, but go courtside at an NBA game

1034
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: and just kind of sit with your belly out and

1035
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: they'll get it. They'll give you a little freaking dark

1036
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: comedy right there. I feel like, if you can't afford

1037
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: to travel somewhere to get an abortion, you might not

1038
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: be able to afford the courtside seat. Adam, You're missing

1039
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: my good point, and that is that this is a

1040
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: two fur that's dark. That's dark. You get to go

1041
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: to the game and then also take care of your business.

1042
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: It's a two yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean I get

1043
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,479
Speaker 1: it makes sense to me. But I'm just say yeah,

1044
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I'm just trying to make a good point.

1045
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: Any take back flowers, giveaways, candy critiques. Um, I have

1046
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: an epic slam for none other than the famous Will Clark.

1047
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: But the little kid Will Clark, You, you snuffed out

1048
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 1: what I'm may have become because I started to doubt myself.

1049
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: It trickled into my life today. I'm still holding it. Yeah,

1050
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: I think we know our second guest, Bill Clark, California.

1051
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: I think your dad's name was also Will Clark. Also

1052
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: not the San Francisco Giant. So this is a guy

1053
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: who was living in the shadow of his father, his father,

1054
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: and he took it out on you. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.

1055
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: That sucks and it it affected me and uh, I'd

1056
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: love to talk to you. And I would love to

1057
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: know who Kyle's guy. I feel like, why don't why

1058
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: don't you know Blake? How do you not know who

1059
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: it is? I'll call you afterwards. I'll let you know. Man,

1060
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: it's cool name. I don't know, cool name. Okay, let's

1061
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: start going through the cool names. Blake, Blake doesn't Chuck Steak,

1062
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: Blake doesn't know who I played baseball with he was

1063
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: playing soccer. He wouldn't even tell me. Yeah. I would

1064
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: like to give flowers to Kyle for uh, Cruella de

1065
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: Ville that this episode. Damn, I dropped out. It feels

1066
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: like yesterday. All right, I'm sorry, sorry, I just wanted

1067
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: to call it back now. I would like to give

1068
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: him flowers for standing up for himself, for his baseball,

1069
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 1: even though we don't know where his skill set is

1070
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: now because he hasn't played in over twenty five years

1071
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: A hammer so years ago, I like that you stood

1072
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,439
Speaker 1: up for We were kind of trying to give you ship.

1073
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: Don't let us take that away from you. You know

1074
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: you believe if you believed in yourself at that age,

1075
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 1: continued that belief, my man. Thank you. I love that

1076
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: for you. I wish I had that belief will Will

1077
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: Clark took down from me, So thank you for having

1078
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: shut up. I went into a batting cage not too

1079
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: long ago, a few months back, and uh, it was

1080
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: it was humbling. What do you mean? What speed are

1081
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: we talking about? I said it to seventy and was

1082
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: just like, nah, you gotta turn on that quick. Yeah.

1083
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I think I suck now.

1084
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: I used to be okay anything up over sixties in

1085
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 1: a batting cage because you can see a person kind

1086
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: of winding up to throw. So in a batting cage,

1087
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: how do you how do you time it with the

1088
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: ball dropping? A green light turns on? Okay, but you

1089
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: get the rhythm of the ball drop basically, and then

1090
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: you Kyle, I've been swimming lately. Have you ever thought

1091
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: about going back into just doing like a bult league

1092
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: baseball or softball, Like, yeah, that would be you know,

1093
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: I've thought about it. I think about it a lot,

1094
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: and I think it would be good. But yeah, but

1095
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in the pickle ball now, Dude, I'm in

1096
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: the pickle ball. I know, I know, but I get

1097
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: that from high level. I'm at a high level in

1098
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: pickleball right now. I'm happy. We're excited for you. You're

1099
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: who said you're at the very beginning of a burgeon?

1100
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: Who said what? Who said? You're at a high level?

1101
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: I mean, just watch me play with other people that

1102
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: ared you can't. So this is the second week in

1103
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: a row that's just doing lines from the movie that

1104
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: we're hoping to say. Read. I just read the Workaholic scripted.

1105
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: I like it, Dude, I like it. Do not blow

1106
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 1: the wab. You can't work shopping, man, Hey, I'm workshopping

1107
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: the bits, baby. Let me do my best, alright, Any

1108
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: any takeaways epic slam? But yeah, Kyle, I want to

1109
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: see you get out there. I'm happy to get out there, man.

1110
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: I'd be happy to play ball with you all. And

1111
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: I know I'm the best. I feel like you'll find

1112
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: the love again because everyone whose dad got them to play,

1113
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: like whatever position, the dads are dead now and Will

1114
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: Clark sad there's there is another thing though no one

1115
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: is there to stay in your way, that the politics

1116
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: won't be there, Kyle, It'll just be best man standing.

1117
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: Even as you're talking about this though, Like to throw

1118
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: together a softball team, you've got everybody on your team,

1119
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 1: you gotta kind of like, it's hell of hard. Nine

1120
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: people ball, you're solo swimming, you're it's you in the pool.

1121
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: But like if you're with nine people and seven of

1122
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: them you don't like, you don't have to like, yeah,

1123
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: you dude, you it's hard. I mean seven. Yeah, sure,

1124
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: if you hate more than two thirds of the team,

1125
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 1: imagine seven Will Clarks. Yeah, poor kid, I'm so sorry

1126
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: that happened to you, Blake. That sucks. You're a fragile

1127
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: young lad who couldn't who couldn't take it. Man, all

1128
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: you need are two or three people to play baseball. Oh,

1129
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 1: two or three people. You let me know two or

1130
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: three people that you like and like that's that's a

1131
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 1: chit chat with in the dugout that's actually that's actually

1132
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: a great question. As a professional, like person on a

1133
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: professional sports team, I'm wonder how many people you actually

1134
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: like on your team? Two or three? Yeah, I think

1135
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: that's probably especially in like basketball football, maybe ten. And

1136
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: then if it's like a weird underdog team that wins

1137
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: a bunch, they probably all like each other a lot,

1138
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 1: and it's just clicking a weird underdog team that wins

1139
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, where you're like, why are they winning

1140
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: so much? And you're like, dude, they like each other.

1141
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: They all gell. The team is really gel mentality. They

1142
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: go to big fun dinners together. You're talking specifically two

1143
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: thousand two Oakland Athletics. Aw, yes, yes, yeah, you are?

1144
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 1: You are. That was a special couple. Did you guys

1145
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: see the what was it? The was it a basketball

1146
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: player or football player where they're like getting blow jobs

1147
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of a bar? Oh? That was in Australia.

1148
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: It was It was a way of Australian league football.

1149
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: That's a classic WAYO. What is this? There was some

1150
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: Australian league football where like the dude, the teammates bet

1151
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: each other and the dude lost the bet and the

1152
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: loser had to suck the other stick and in a

1153
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,919
Speaker 1: public bar or something. What is that real? I thought

1154
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: it was a girl sucking the dick. I think it

1155
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: was the teammate had to do it. It's like a

1156
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: very way, oh situ. These Australians are way out of pocket,

1157
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 1: these Australia. The name of the sport is blake is right,

1158
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: thank you. And also there was somebody in the Oakland

1159
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: A's Stadium, way up in the bleachers get to blow

1160
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: job and that so the way I was catching on,

1161
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: we've been way, I've been wait. I guess I forgot

1162
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: what way o means wait for next week? Yeah, hey, guys,

1163
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:23,680
Speaker 1: did just go too far? It's a way. It's a

1164
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: public sex acts chrome punishable by jail time. And I

1165
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: guess that was another episode. And that's another episode of

1166
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: stand in