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Speaker 1: there you go, Sam Smith, I love how to do

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Speaker 1: that song? Yeah, a little like the original. Oh Big

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Good morning Ashley from Philly. How you

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Speaker 1: what are you doing today, Ashley? So? I actually, um

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Speaker 1: what do you do? I am a mortgage processor? Oh,

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Speaker 1: It's like cars. You can get a loan for a car,

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Speaker 1: this morning? Andrew? It's a fresh a fresh start. Hi, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: well doing Thanks for getting me some coffee this morning? Oh,

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Speaker 1: your Thursday morning horscopes. So if you're new to our show,

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Speaker 1: would you hear? Probably silence, because it's kind of quiet

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Speaker 1: around here at this time of the morning. Ye all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you walk outside here, it's it's sirens and jackhammers already,

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Speaker 1: and then big trucks we have that, and random screaming.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of random screaming outside. You look down,

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Speaker 1: there's like one guy by himself, no one's near him,

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Speaker 1: and he's yelling at the world. Yeah, didn't you'll hear

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Speaker 1: you'll hear the clank of handcuffs. The first precinct is

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Speaker 1: across the street. We got all sorts of sound downtown

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Speaker 1: New York. Let's get into it, Daniel, what do you

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Speaker 1: have today? All right? Well, Pete Davidson is reportedly and

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Speaker 1: talks to host the Academy Awards. They're looking for a

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Speaker 1: reset to bring in some younger viewers. Other people on

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Speaker 1: the wish list today the Rock Chris Rock, Tom Holland

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Speaker 1: has expressed interest. I told you that yesterday, so I'll

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Speaker 1: keep you posted on that one. Michael Rappabar was on

433
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Speaker 1: Wendy and he was sitting in for Wendy Williams this week,

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Speaker 1: but because of a positive COVID test, unfortunately he cannot

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Speaker 1: be back to fulfill his hosting duties. So ah, he

436
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Speaker 1: is assuring fans that he will be back hosting soon enough.

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Speaker 1: There is a new trailer for American Idol Season twenty

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Speaker 1: and it is so emotional. It is I mean, did

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Speaker 1: they do this on purpose? But this is so emotional,

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Speaker 1: So go check it out when you can have this

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Speaker 1: new season February twenty seventh, So that's exciting news. The

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Speaker 1: nominations for the twenty eighth Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

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Speaker 1: were announced. The Succession and Ted Lasso were among the

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Speaker 1: top nominees. Squid Game became the first foreign Language TV

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Speaker 1: nominee in SAG Award history. And it All will happen

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Speaker 1: on T and T and TBS on February twenty seventh.

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Speaker 1: So make sure you are watching great when someone reads

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Speaker 1: these lists like you're doing right now, list of nominees

449
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Speaker 1: and you've seen every one of them. Yes, I feel

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Speaker 1: like it's rare. It's very rare. I hope Ted Lasso

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Speaker 1: wins it all and Succession. Yeah, I love watching a

452
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Speaker 1: show about a family that's much richer than mine and

453
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Speaker 1: much more screwed up than mine. So Jason Mama and

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Speaker 1: Lisa Bonney have split after four years of marriage. I know,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi said, yep, he's on her list, so he gets

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Speaker 1: she gets permission to, like, you know, fool around with him,

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Speaker 1: and now it's her chann no way. No. I actually

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Speaker 1: I felt when I saw that story, I felt sad

459
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Speaker 1: for them. All these now were like, oh, yes, he's available.

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Speaker 1: First of all, he's not coming for any of us.

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Speaker 1: Got out of here. He's not head scary. Lisa Bone

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Speaker 1: is coming for you. Yes, oh my god. So they

463
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Speaker 1: shared the news in a joint Instagram yesterday, and they said,

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Speaker 1: we free each other to be who we are learning

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Speaker 1: to become. So yeah, that's going on there. Machine Gun

466
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Speaker 1: Kelly and Megan Fox are engaged. We go from separation

467
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Speaker 1: to engage. Heyd you see that ring. It's beautiful, creative,

468
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Speaker 1: like both of their birthstones coming together in this like

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Speaker 1: heart looking thing, magnetic bands whatever. He said, Yes, in

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Speaker 1: this life and every life. He took her back to

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Speaker 1: where they fell in love and he proposed and it

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Speaker 1: was really cool. Then apparently they drank each other's blood

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Speaker 1: right out. Yes they did say they drank you others,

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Speaker 1: but I wasn't shocked that was a joke or whether

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Speaker 1: she was serious when she posted that. But no, event, No,

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Speaker 1: they drink each other's all the time. I think someone

477
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Speaker 1: tweeted like everything I ever learned about them, I learned

478
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Speaker 1: against my will. Yeah, who stuff. You remember when Angelina

479
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Speaker 1: Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were together and they used

480
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Speaker 1: to do stuff with the blood and wear each other's

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Speaker 1: blood and all that back by the way, Yeah, I

482
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: have such a bond with each and every one of

483
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Speaker 1: you on the show. If every like you get a

484
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Speaker 1: bloody nose, come on over and dripp in my mouth. No, okay, no,

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Speaker 1: Well the other morning you'd be so full you wouldnt

486
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Speaker 1: even know what to do. You may not know who

487
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Speaker 1: Ronnie Specter was or the group the Ronetts, but ask

488
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Speaker 1: your mom or ask your grandma. This was a very

489
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Speaker 1: famous song. She also had a big Christmas song, yes, wasn't.

490
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Speaker 1: I don't remember barely. There was a couple of Christmas songs. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So unfortunately, Ronnie Specter passed away seventy eight years old,

492
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Speaker 1: brief battle of cancer, but she died in her husband's arms.

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Speaker 1: And the Ronetts were in the Rock and Roll Hall

494
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Speaker 1: of Fame as of two thousand and seven. So Bob

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Speaker 1: Sagett's death we know so sad. But based on what

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Speaker 1: has surfaced from the investigation, they're saying he passed away

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Speaker 1: in his sleep without suffering. They said he was tucked

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Speaker 1: in bed. His body was discovered with the lights off,

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Speaker 1: so they are hoping that that's exactly what happened. They said,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be ten to twelve weeks until we find,

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Speaker 1: you know, the exact things, because of all the testing

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Speaker 1: that they had to do. But the theory still is

503
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Speaker 1: a stroke or a heart attack. Ronnie Rich was supposed

504
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Speaker 1: to be your musical guest on SNL this weekend had

505
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Speaker 1: to pull out because of COVID exposure. Jack Antonov's band

506
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: Bleachers will take the place instead. Sean Mendez will release

507
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Speaker 1: his video for I'll Be Okay today at twelve Eastern time.

508
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: And Drake lent a fan fan. Drake lent a friend

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Speaker 1: a DVD box set of Dave Chappelle's show fifteen years

510
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Speaker 1: ago and he got it back yesterday. Drake took desocio

511
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Speaker 1: to say, you know if thank you finally got that back. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's gonna do with that now,

513
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: but okay. HBO Max, there's a lot of new stuff

514
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Speaker 1: on television m HBO Max, My Mom, Your Dad. It's

515
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: an actual reality dating show where these these college students

516
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: put their parents in a house together and then they

517
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: move in a house down the block and they watch

518
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Speaker 1: everything that goes on and they manipulate the situation to

519
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Speaker 1: try to give their parents a second chance at a love.

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Speaker 1: So that's going on an HBO Max. Yeah, it sounds

521
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: like a bad idea. You've got Raisin on Netflix, which

522
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: is a crime drama with Alissa Milano, the journalist on Netflix.

523
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of good things to watch today,

524
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Speaker 1: and that is my Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle. Let's

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Speaker 1: get your feel goods in here. High producer Sam oh Hi,

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Speaker 1: all right, make me feel good? Go all right. So

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Speaker 1: it's super important we all familiarize ourselves with the effects

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Speaker 1: of low blood sugar so we can help if we,

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Speaker 1: you know, see someone who's suffering, just like Burger King

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Speaker 1: employee Tina Hardy. So Rebecca was driving and her blood

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Speaker 1: sugar crash. Thankfully, she saw that there was a Burger

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Speaker 1: King at an upcoming exit, and she got there in

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Speaker 1: time and kind of like stumbled through her order and

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Speaker 1: she told the employee, I'm sorry, I'm diabetic, and that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm sounding this way. Well, when she pulled up

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Speaker 1: to that first window, which is, you know, always the

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Speaker 1: pay window, Tina was actually running toward the car and

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Speaker 1: squeezed in between her and the pay window with a

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Speaker 1: little ice cream and insisted that she eat that because

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Speaker 1: her husband is also diabetic, so she knew exactly what

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Speaker 1: was going on and did not want to make this

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Speaker 1: poor woman wait any longer for help. So that is

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Speaker 1: just so incredibly sweet of her, And she made her

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Speaker 1: Parker car so she could eat her burger king in

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Speaker 1: sight just in case anything went wrong. So thank you

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Speaker 1: for everyone who tagged me in that story. It's absolutely adorable.

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Speaker 1: And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,

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Speaker 1: email me Sam at elvistrand dot com subject line feel

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Speaker 1: good would you have for dinner? Oh? I had a

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Speaker 1: Brussels sprouts burrito that was so good it put me

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Speaker 1: in like a food comalld fart all night. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he back. Good thing. You're in your own studio so much.

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Speaker 1: It's a healthy digestive system. I will not be John Well,

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Speaker 1: I know you've been crop testing all morning. Now we

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Speaker 1: know who did it. Thank you, Sam, love you woo.

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Speaker 1: We've also got a good friend of ours, Elvis Duran

557
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, Elvis Durand in the Morning Show,

558
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: The Dragon Pack is back again and Family Movie Night

559
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: and Home will never be the same. With Hotel Transylvania

560
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: Transformania to movie Stars in the voices of Andy Sandberg

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00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: as Johnny and Selena Gomez is Mavis. Hotel Transylvania Transformania.

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Speaker 1: It's coming exclusively to Prime Video Friday. Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know there's something great about just walking outside,

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00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: going for that walk we were talking about earlier, and

565
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: just looking up the sky and taking that deep breath

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Speaker 1: and like soaking it all up. Get a big smile

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Speaker 1: on your face. Then someone walks down the sidewalk, looks

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Speaker 1: at you and says, what are you smiling? Act? I think,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just smiling at life. Why are

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Speaker 1: you so hap and happy? Because I'm happy right about

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Now I'm unhappy. And so many times

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00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: it's the opposite where you're just walking down the street

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Speaker 1: minding your business and some idiot guy is like, hey, smile. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to, right, don't feel like it. You know,

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Speaker 1: don't say anything to anyone. Un listen, it's nice unless less,

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Speaker 1: unless it moves them forward. Yes, don't say anything. Isn't

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Speaker 1: at the Suvie gates that your friends always tell us about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I forgot what those three things are

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Speaker 1: if we can look it up. But it needs tod

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Speaker 1: by the end, by the time it comes out of

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Speaker 1: your mouth, it's supposed to be something nice. Yeah, basically

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Speaker 1: needs to move the world forward today. That's our goal. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know this is why we love Thursday more than

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Speaker 1: any other day. First of all, it's Friday Eve. Secondly,

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Speaker 1: it's Froggy's Food Newsday. Yeah, Like, like, what are you

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Speaker 1: working on? Like, give us a tease, you're gonna I

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00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: have an amazing story to tell you. Ready, So, have

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Speaker 1: you ever wanted to eat food that was grown from

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Speaker 1: the ground of your favorite NFL football team? Never? Well,

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00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: if you have, there's a way to do it. Now,

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Speaker 1: give me an example. Like, if I want to eat

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Speaker 1: like a Dallas Cowboy salad, I don't have to wait

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00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: until You'll have to wait until Food News. There is

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Speaker 1: a company that has taken dirt from each NFL stadium,

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Speaker 1: will almost like twenty nine of them, and they have

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Speaker 1: a product that you can eat that was grown in

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Speaker 1: the dirt of your favorite NFL Sure, yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: fright now, I don't want to eat anything the Jets grow. Yeah,

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00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: you'll be hungry in thirty minutes anyway, Okay, okay, So

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Speaker 1: let's if you're a big football fan you love to eat, man,

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Speaker 1: We've got a food News coming up for you. If

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Speaker 1: you're like spicy, there's something so spicy it comes with

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Speaker 1: a milkshake. It's so damn spicy. Will burn your tongue,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm ready. See, this is why we love Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you frog, I love you. So. The old Sufi

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Speaker 1: tradition the four gates of speech, are you ready for this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: At the first gate we ask ourselves are these words true?

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Speaker 1: If so, we can let them pass on. If not,

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Speaker 1: back they go. At the second gate we ask are

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Speaker 1: these words necessary? Well, we'd be out of business. At

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Speaker 1: the third gate we ask are they beneficial? And at

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Speaker 1: the fourth gate we ask are they kind? If the

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Speaker 1: answer to any of these is no, then what you're

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Speaker 1: about to say should be left unsaid. Yep, Okay? Are

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Speaker 1: they true words? Are they necessary? Are they beneficial? Are

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Speaker 1: they kind? I don't know. That's a tough it's a

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Speaker 1: tough cookie where it's all the first three, but not

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Speaker 1: necessarily kind? Like what if you have to tell somebody

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Speaker 1: something that they might not want to hear and it

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Speaker 1: might not be the nicest thing, but it's important that

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Speaker 1: they know. I know, but I love you and I'm

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Speaker 1: being kind by telling you that that hair is atrocious?

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Speaker 1: Isn't one of them? Is a benefit? Official you have

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Speaker 1: beneficial yet? So maybe it's beneficial to tell you your

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Speaker 1: hair is atrocious. I don't know, but think of that

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Speaker 1: one person in your life who never says anything true, kind, beneficial.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I mean maybe it's time to like, don't

628
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Speaker 1: don't do. Maybe it's time to shut the suvie gates

629
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Speaker 1: on them, Maybe time to eliminate them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

630
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: the suvie gates is suv I is Sufi sufie go

631
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: look it up. It's pretty cool. Um, you know, I

632
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: feel like getting to know someone fun. Hey, my beautiful

633
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: diamond diamond yesterday, the woman that you gave us that

634
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: we got to know, the tattoo artist from Cleveland. Yes,

635
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: that turned out to be such a wonderful person to meet. Well,

636
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm happy that I was able to pull that person. Okay, Well,

637
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: if you could find us someone, we want to give

638
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: us someone new to meet. Everyone has a story. You

639
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: walk down a city street or go to a mall

640
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: and there's thousands of people passing you by, like okay

641
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: another person there they go. No, they have a story.

642
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Everyone has a story and it is good to get

643
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: to know them. So find me someone and coming up

644
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: in like ten minutes, we'll get to know them. Okay, chah,

645
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: you guys ready to do that? Yeah, it takes a

646
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: lot of work. To do that, we have to get

647
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: into the three sings. When you didn't know from Gandhi, scary, Yeah,

648
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: scary of course. You know, this is the first part

649
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: of the year where he likes to lose weight every year.

650
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: He's done this since I've met him, and so he

651
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: just stays home and sleeps. He's afraid to go out

652
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: because food is available. Yeah right, it's very tough thing.

653
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: It's way too ten things. So I figure if I

654
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: sleep it off, then I'm not hungry. See how that works. Yeah,

655
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: I like that. That's why bears hibernate, right, yeah, all right, Um,

656
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: so that's that's why scary. He's missing a beat or

657
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: two like in producing the show because he's hungry. Yeah.

658
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm not only missing food, I'm missing brain cell. Yes

659
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: he is. All right, Well, let's get into the three

660
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: things we need to know? Gandhi? What are you guys

661
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: going on? All right? About nine people are now testing

662
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: positive for coronavirus every second. That's a new average as

663
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: a nation, top to five million cases last week. The

664
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: amicronber has exploded in less than two months, leaving only

665
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: twenty six counties without high transmission currently. Rhode Island is

666
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: the most infected state, followed by New York, Massachusetts, and

667
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: New Jersey. California is lower on that list, but just

668
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: set a pandemic record for the number of daily cases,

669
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: and officials are reminding you that even though the omicron

670
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: variant can be rough, it's the delta variant that is

671
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: worse for you. Prince Andrew's attempts to have a sexual

672
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: assault lawsuit dismissed as being denied despite a deal involving

673
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein, a New York judge refused to throw out

674
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: the lawsuit from a woman who claimed that they had

675
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: sex while she was underage and he knew the woman

676
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: involves says that the case is not about money. She

677
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: wants vindication. Of course, the Duke denies all the allegations.

678
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Up next, the pre trial discovery process begins and that

679
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: phase will continue for a while. And finally, a new

680
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: report says that there are alarming racial disparities in the

681
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: rates of cancer deaths. The American Cancer Society found more

682
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: than three million lives could have been saved in recent

683
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: decades because of declines in smoking. The data also shows

684
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: that racial inequality continues to create differences in cancer detection,

685
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: as well as treatment. The risk of dying is apparently

686
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: thirty three percent higher for African Americans than white people

687
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: and fifty percent higher for Native Americans. Take care of yourselves,

688
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: go to the doctor as often as you can. And

689
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: those are your three things. Thanks. Want to show on

690
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: demand part of today's show We Listen with Elvis Duran

691
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: on demand. The entire show uploaded every day only on

692
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio Avenue Show in the morning show. All Right,

693
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 1: my favorite time a day other than lunch and dinner

694
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: and and happy hour breakfast? Yes, yeah, okay, no, no, no,

695
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: even more important than breakfast. It's time to get to

696
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: know someone. Yeah. I feel like we need a really

697
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: cool title for this, getting to know you this. Yeah,

698
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: we gotta update the song. Yeah, get working on that. Anyway.

699
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: It's good to know that everyone has a story and

700
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: you can just simply ask and you can sometimes get

701
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: it from them. Get to know people maybe helps you

702
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: get to know yourself a little better. Today. Our victim,

703
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: I mean, our friend is Jeff. Hi, Jeff, Good morning,

704
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Good morning, everybody. How are you?

705
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: We're doing all right? So you know, our diamond, who

706
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: we have complete faith in, shows you to be well.

707
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: Our study today, we're going to study the life of Jeff.

708
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this? I am born ready. Let's

709
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: do this. Okay, here's how it works. I'm going to

710
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: ask you a question about you, you answer, and then

711
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: we go around the room here and every next question

712
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: will be based on the answer you just gave. Does

713
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: that make sense? That sounds good? All right? Yeah? First

714
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: of all, you're a director of severe behavioral school. What

715
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: does that? So how that works is when a public

716
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: school struggles with behavior of US students, they kind of

717
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 1: run out of resources, so then they get sent to us. Okay, okay, okay,

718
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: all right, So as we get rolling, what did you

719
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: do before that? Before that, I actually was a stand

720
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: up comedian and I did cheesy infomercials. All right, yeah,

721
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: I liked. Okay, let's get going. All right, scary, it's

722
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: your turn. Now you have to base your question on

723
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: the entry you just gave us. All right, here we go.

724
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: What kinds of cheesy infomercials have you done? I've actually

725
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: done over thirty six different cheesy commercials and they were

726
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: based off of mainly like female products anywhere from dresses

727
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: to vacuums to weird workout like THI masters. Wow. I

728
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: love how a vacuum is a female product. Anyway, Okay,

729
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: so your turn, Gandhi. All right, since you were once

730
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: a stand up comedian who on this show makes you

731
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: laugh the most. Oh morning, when I go there, Elvis,

732
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: you are so witty and quick at your words. It

733
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: is amazing how you can just come up with stuff

734
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: that quick. I love this man based on that Froggy,

735
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: it's you. I so speaking of being witty. When you

736
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: were a stand up comedian, if somebody heckled you, were

737
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: you quick on your feet to go back at them.

738
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: I was. Actually that was probably the best point of

739
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: my stand up. I actually loved crowd work, so if

740
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: anybody mess with me, I could go on for ten

741
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: fifty minutes just blasting them and having the crowd last. Okay, Danielle,

742
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: all right, so you were really good at doing that

743
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: with the audience members that mess with you. Now you

744
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: are dealing with children that sometimes might be messing with you.

745
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: So what do you do to them if they get

746
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: in your face? I comedy actually helped me out a lot.

747
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: I am able to usually diffuse situations, so I'm able

748
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: to take whatever they're taking and throw it back at

749
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: them and it kind of just they kind of look

750
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: confused for a second and then a start laughing, and

751
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: most of the time it does help and kind of

752
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: diffuses into it nice. Okay, as far as stand up

753
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: comedy goes, I know, what do you feel is the

754
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: most important aspect for a person that may not have

755
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: like stand up comedy in their background, for them to

756
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: go through life? Like what did you learn from stand

757
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: up comedy that helps you every day that somebody might

758
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: be able to apply to their life. Confidence for sure,

759
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: to be able to go up there one night and

760
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: use material and just have the entire crowd laugh, and

761
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: then the next night use the same material and bomb

762
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: is such an eye opening thing. But it helps you

763
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: to become confident and realize just because you fail, that

764
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's the end. You get up, you do

765
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: it again. You you rework things, you reward things, and

766
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: you just keep going until until it works. Hmm. Okay,

767
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: all right, So all right, are you in a relationship?

768
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: I am. I'm actually married. Okay, so you're a part.

769
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: How do they feel about you trying to be a

770
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: funny guy all the time? I mean, does it get

771
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: old around the house. After eleven years of marriage. I

772
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: made it. That woman laughs so hard and now she

773
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: just gives me that spink guy and kind of like,

774
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: you're really still doing this? Yeah? Okay, scary. So being

775
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: in a relationship for eleven years, are you uh? Does

776
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: it get tiring after? How do you really feel about it? Okay, okay, okay.

777
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: The rule is you have to base your question on

778
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: the answer they just gave, and sometimes it's not that easy.

779
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: As we just heard, does it get difficult? Yeah? Eleven years?

780
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: Is it really? Is it over? I don't know. Go ahead,

781
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: what's you think it's complained about her after eleven years?

782
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: My my, My marriage is not over after eleven years.

783
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: It does have its up and down, just like everything else.

784
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: We have three little boys as of right now. That

785
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: is probably our main concern. But as long as you

786
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: can communicate, stay open with each other, everything works out

787
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: at the end. Randa your turn, All right, we know

788
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: what your your it's your little advice there is, But

789
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 1: what is your favorite thing about this woman that you've

790
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: been with for eleven years? Uh? That probably is not

791
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: appropriate to say on the radio. Wow, I'll have more

792
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: questions in your body it would really help out our

793
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: segment if you just went ahead and told us what

794
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: that is. Gonna say that again, it would probably be

795
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: your body. Wow? Yeah, okay, after the three kids. I

796
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: I appreciate my wife as a whole in including her body,

797
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: even more than I did when I when I won. Wow.

798
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: I love this man so much. So, Froggy, go, what

799
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: is your favorite part of your wife's body? Her toenails?

800
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: Can I say that what I really want to say

801
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: is not appropriate either? We No? No, no, I would

802
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: probably say her her rear end is probably my favorite. Yeah, okay,

803
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: she got a nice little boat tidy. All right. His

804
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: answer was something about his wife's rear in. So, Danielle,

805
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: you have to base your question. So am I assume?

806
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're a butt guy then, because I know

807
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: my husband is not a boob guy at all. He's

808
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: more of a butt guys. Is that true? I like

809
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: boobs as well, but if I had to take it

810
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: would probably be your butt. All right? Now on boobs

811
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: and butts, go Nate. Okay, now, now, what does your

812
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: wife do if you're caught staring at another woman's butt

813
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: or boobs? Are we just asking for a friend? She

814
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 1: has never caught me because I don't I'm always staring

815
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: at her. Is that a good answer? If I don't

816
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: believed he said that, I believe you. Actually, you probably won't.

817
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: She probably won't talk to me the rest of the

818
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: But with her and I I heard and I attack

819
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: conversations where you know, she seems that someone else is

820
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: very attractive. I work confident in our relationship. We can

821
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: talk about that. Wow, I'm like relationships. What is your

822
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: best advice for a relationship, Something that you know has

823
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: made your relationship very, very very strong. I would say

824
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: dedication to that person. There are sacrifices. And when I

825
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: say that, not giving up all of your hobbies and

826
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: the things that you love, but just spending time with

827
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: one another. And and like I said before, communication is

828
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: key with everything in life. If you cannot talk to

829
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: each other, you bottle everything up and you become a

830
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 1: ticking time bomb. And that's where that's where I feel

831
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: the trouble becomes. Okay, here we are with Jeff so far. Jeff,

832
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: you are a super super nice guy, and you're the

833
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: kind of guy that we could trust, probably in our friendship.

834
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's something under the surface we're not

835
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: getting to because I'm not saying you're evil and you

836
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: know you you have you know, bodies buried in the basement.

837
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but or or heads frozen in

838
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: the freezer. I don't know. It goes Gary, try to

839
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: get in there. You mentioned sacrifice is what is the

840
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: biggest sacrifice of your marriage that you wish wasn't such

841
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: a sacrifice that you would you're able to do right now? Um?

842
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: I wish I had more time for myself. I feel

843
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: that going to work, coming home, having three kids, spending

844
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: time with a wife. I do miss time to where

845
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: I could go do my own thing. All right, Gandhi,

846
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: When you talk about doing your own thing and time

847
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: to yourself, what would you do with that time if

848
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: you had it to yourself? I would I used to

849
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: golf and fish a lot. I would probably go golfing fishing.

850
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: My sons are into skiing now, so I would probably

851
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: pick up skiing to hopefully get better and to impress them.

852
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: Nah frog, but I but I suck it this time.

853
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: What's the biggest fish you ever caught? Oh? God? I

854
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: actually went on. I went on a bachelor party on

855
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: a charter off of Miami with my buddies, and I

856
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: caught a caught a mahi mahi off there. Wow. They

857
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: didn't weigh it, but I was so excited and I

858
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: was vomiting off the side, so I don't even if

859
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: they said the weight of it, I probably don't remember. Wait,

860
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: hold on, you're vomiting. Oh now we're getting to know

861
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: another side of Jett. Yeah, okay, go ahead, Danielle. So

862
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: you said that you were vomiting, but um, have you

863
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: ever vomited because you consume too much alcohol? There we go,

864
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: h many many times. Okay, all right, all right, I

865
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: could go into detail, but that would be a whole

866
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: different show. No, no, no no, we can use our imagination. Yes,

867
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: h Nate, this isn't a question, it's a statement. Please

868
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: go into detail. Okay, what's your favorite very small count

869
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: in Ohio. That's all we had to do. What's your

870
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,959
Speaker 1: favorite cocktail? Then? Jeff like, if you're getting trashed, what's

871
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: that drink you're having to get trashed? Where where I'm from,

872
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: we are big beer drinkers. But now that I'm older,

873
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get into different bourbons. So I'm a

874
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: big fan of old fashions right now, Oh, that's a

875
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: classic cocktail. All right, thank you? Have you I'm speaking

876
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: of cocktails at bars. Have you ever been in a

877
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: bar fight? Oh? I have not. I'm at with with

878
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: my comedy background, and I am a big talker any

879
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: altar case, and I've ever gotten myself into I've been

880
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: able to talk my way out. I'm not a violent person.

881
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't like fights. Um, I don't like to get hits,

882
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: to be honest. So I was able to talk my

883
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: way out of it. Remember when Nate came in one day,

884
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: he said, you know what I want to do. I

885
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: want to get into a big fight at a bar

886
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: handle myself. All right? Before you were married, have you

887
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: ever being at a bar? Have you ever did you

888
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: ever just take someone home from a bar that you

889
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: met that night? Um? A few times? Yeah? Okay, all right, gandhi.

890
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: Well again, like I said, I was kind of out

891
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: going back then, and I was a talker, so I

892
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: use that to my advantage. Okay, all right, so you've

893
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: had a few one night stands. Good for you. Exciting. Um,

894
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: what is something that if you were not married you

895
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: might get into at a bar? Right now? Can you

896
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: repeat that one again? I'm sorry? Yeah, can you repeat

897
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: that one for me? Yeah, I need to repeat it

898
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: for me because I honestly I'm having a hard time here. Um,

899
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 1: if you were not married, what would you be doing

900
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: with your time right now? Would you be dating? You

901
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: be meeting people at bars? What's going on? I would

902
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: probably be going out with friends, going to bars, meeting people.

903
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: I don't know about dating. Once again, I've been married

904
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: for eleven years. I don't want to jump out of

905
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: that and right into something else. Okay, all right, So

906
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: if you were not with your wife any longer, because

907
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: you just said that, you wouldn't be dating him, what

908
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: would you be doing? These are a lot of quiet time.

909
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: I have three little boys. They're very loud. They're like

910
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: three little drunken college kids that constantly Russell. Probably some

911
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: peace and quiet times, Danielle, all right, you have three

912
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 1: little boys? Which one's your favorite? Yes? Oh boy, probably

913
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: probably my oldest. My Dart is my boy. Him and

914
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: I are very close. I can't believe you have twin.

915
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: I have twins, six year olds. The twins they are.

916
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: They feed off each other all the time, and I

917
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: have to take walks outside just to take a deep

918
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: breath because they are non stop all day long. Da Okay, boy,

919
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: this is getting really Jeff again, you're such a nice guy.

920
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: We're not finding any barnacles on your on your on

921
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: your whole, there's no yeah, okay, I'd have to still

922
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: the hospital. I had barnacles on my whole. I didn't

923
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: say on your whole. I said on your hall. H

924
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: l oh, he's ever had barnacles on his whole? Have

925
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: you ever know? Based on all of these answers, and

926
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: especially the previous one, you seem to be a very

927
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: clean cut guy. What would be we be surprised to

928
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: actually find out about you? Because you've you've relayed quite

929
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: a clean cut image throughout this whole thing. Is there

930
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: any bomb you could drop on us right now? Oh? Boy?

931
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: I have tried my hardest once again. I come from

932
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: a small town, so a lot of my family has

933
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: bad history of getting in trouble. I've spent my entire

934
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: life trying not to get in trouble. But I guess

935
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: there are situations where almost but I've been able to

936
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: work my way out or I can run really really fast. Okay,

937
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: I have one last question. Get out. I have the

938
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: last question. You say a lot of your members of

939
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: your family have been very bad. Any of them spend

940
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: time in jail? And if so, what did they do?

941
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: I like that one. All of them. Really, my entire

942
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: family has spent time in jail. Yeah, I'm the only

943
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: one that's never been arrested. Yes, that is correct. Oh

944
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. A lot of it is usually drugs

945
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 1: or violence. Okay, wow, and now we're getting somewhere. Let's go. Yeah,

946
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: we found on all this wonderful, positive, flowery things about you, Jeff,

947
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: and now we're just getting to like the felonies and

948
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: your family. Yeah, and you're ending the show. Oh man, yeah,

949
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: I know, damn it. All right, Well you're easy, like

950
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: a really great guy. Sounds like you have a great family,

951
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: a great life. Go out there and live it. And

952
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 1: thanks for being a shining example of what we maybe

953
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: one day. Good and thank you so much. Thank you guys.

954
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. All Right, I have a great day.

955
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: There you go. You know, I just don't feel like

956
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: we I don't feel like we cracked, Jeff. There, I

957
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: have to tweak our formula to get to the really

958
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: dirty stuff faster. Yeah. Yeah, like you have to ask

959
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: personal questions about their private part secret yeah, yeah, like

960
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: it's scary scary? Does it lean to the left of

961
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: the right right, Yeah, yeah, I'll go there, no asking

962
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: you right slight right one. We should get to know scary,

963
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 1: I guess. Oh my god. All right, well that was

964
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: that was painful? Okay, anyway, maybe we shouldn't do that

965
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: ever again. He was No, he was so nice though,

966
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: what I mean he was being careful. Yeah, he's very crafty.

967
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: H Hey, Diamond, next time, and we need to like

968
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: a degenerate someone in jail. Yeah, if we can get

969
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: the prison phone to work, they can call this. All right,

970
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: we must take a break. Here's the phone tap next. Yeah, okay,

971
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: good text that came in from Ali. I'm a potato

972
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: eating freak. Don't hate potate aph my god. The text

973
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: strand in the morning jail, Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis

974
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: durand phone tap all right, scary? What's your phone tap

975
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: all about? Today? So Trecy wants to play a phone

976
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: tap on her husband Jr. Now he's obsessed over his

977
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: Ford pickup truck. Meanwhile, their neighbor has this huge tree

978
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: that was scheduled to be cut down. So she wanted

979
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: me to use these two ideas to mess with him.

980
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: So I'm going to pretend to be the tree removal

981
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 1: guy with bad aim, the tree removal guy with bad aim.

982
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: It couldn't happen. Let's see what happens in scary phone tap.

983
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: Let's listen. Hello, Hey, we got some problems. The freaking

984
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: guy behind us was cutting down that big maple and

985
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: it fell on the truck. Jr. Yeah, well, go get

986
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: the get the cops. The guy's leaving, he's leaving. Where

987
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: are you going? Yeah, I'm just going out for a

988
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: lunch break. What are you gonna do about the tree

989
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: on his truck? I don't I don't know. It's not

990
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: really my fault. I guess good Man's all your four

991
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: Put him on the fold. Do you want to talk

992
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: to my husband? My husband wants to put him on

993
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: the fold right now. I am hey, Hey, yeah, what

994
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: do you mean? It's not your fault the tree fall

995
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: on my truck. I'm sorry, sir. We tried to notch

996
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: it in a certain direction. I'm sorry, sir. I want

997
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: your insurance information, your carrier, I want everything. Is there

998
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 1: anyway I could come back a little later, like two

999
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: hours or something like that. You know you're not coming

1000
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: back later tomorrow. We're gonna take care of this right now, sir.

1001
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry your car was in the way. My car

1002
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: wasn't in the way. I'm on my own property. Clearly

1003
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: there was a tree to be knocked down today, and

1004
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 1: who knew which way it was gonna fall. I ain't

1005
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: in the way. It's in my property, you douche back.

1006
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: You just saw him through that thing, and I was

1007
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 1: notching it and I thought it was gonna go one

1008
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: way and it ended up going the other. And I'm

1009
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: sorry about that. The whole back of your truck is

1010
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: a little bent in. Um. Maybe I could hammer it

1011
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: out a little bit, but well, how old is this truck? Anyway?

1012
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: How old is it? Thing? Not? No more, it's not.

1013
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: It's got a little bit of a dent, and I'm

1014
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I'll tell you what can I give you,

1015
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: Like fifty dollars for the truck or something like that.

1016
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 1: So um, yeah, we're a new company, and my insurance

1017
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: don't kick in till another sixty days, so UM, I

1018
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 1: don't know if i'm are you gonna be able to

1019
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: pay you? Um for any of this. I'm sorry about nothing, um,

1020
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: but my life on the phone right now. Um, he

1021
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Hold on here, how Gracie

1022
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: get his plate number? Listen. I don't want to deal

1023
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: with this right now. I don't leave you get the

1024
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: cops here. Cannot leave until the cops come. Listen, I'm

1025
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: gonna get out of hair, okay, because I don't know

1026
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: what You're not leaving your bitch im and I'll let

1027
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: that go nowhere and you tell him what he said

1028
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, hold on, talk to him. Hold on,

1029
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: he wants to talk to you. I don't want him

1030
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: on there, Tracy, get him off the phone off, Sir,

1031
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: I did not leave it. I didn't mean to call

1032
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: your wife that. I'm sorry. Get up so I'll be

1033
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: home in ten minutes. All you worry, chief, so you

1034
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: better just be there. It was the heat of the moment.

1035
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: You don't know who you're dealing with. Believe me what.

1036
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,959
Speaker 1: My wife's back on the phone now listen. Um, yeah,

1037
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: it really didn't dared think that this was gonna be

1038
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: a bad day, but it's turning out that way. Back

1039
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: on the phone now, I can make it up to

1040
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: you without paying you money. My wife on the phone, Hey,

1041
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm ensure he's an feel literate. More on, where are

1042
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: the cops when he's talking like this? They're in the

1043
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: car trying to look at his information. Nick, CoP's not

1044
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Speaker 1: gonna do anything to me, because I know everybody. If

1045
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm here to eternity than the gold. Walk over by

1046
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: the cop car to tell him the way he's talking

1047
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: to you? Will you please? Now? More on, get over there,

1048
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 1: pot to them cop and I'm getting nervous. Get over

1049
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: to the policeman and tell them just get a week

1050
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: you do not put him back on your phone, Tracy Lake,

1051
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: where are you going? Where are you doing? Me? Go

1052
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: over by that and tell him the way he's talking

1053
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: to you. I heard it on the phone. You know

1054
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: you didn't hear anything? Man? You know what you heard? Well?

1055
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: My wife on the phone, douche rag you heard a

1056
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: phone tap? It's scary Jones from Elvis Durand in the

1057
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Speaker 1: Morning show. How are you doing? Buddy? You better by

1058
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: about a tag of beer for this one. I got

1059
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: news story, Brothers, because you're gonna have to be a

1060
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 1: lot on that radiohead. Have an idea for a phone tab?

1061
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: Go to Ellis Duran dot com, click on the phone

1062
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: tab tab tell us what you want to do. This

1063
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: phone tab was pretty accorded when permission granted by all

1064
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: of our race the Elvis Durand phone tab. We're on

1065
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the morning show. People are cringing on

1066
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: that voice you just use. Was that your Lean Blade voice? Scary?

1067
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: I'm just the brawny man lumberjack? Oh god, I hate

1068
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: that South gunning gunning taterers from Biscuits in there, Leaning Blade. Hey, Danielle,

1069
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: your reports next? What do you have coming up? Well,

1070
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: Lizzo got a really cool compliment from somebody. And did

1071
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: you see the torquin going on with Kodak Black? Was

1072
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: that was? That? Was? They were doing each other in

1073
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: that box. I see why you would have thought that.

1074
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, we'll get to that. Good morning everyone, Now

1075
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: this tran in the morning. So right now at Wendy's

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1079
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Speaker 1: Wendy's I was the start of your shy listen every

1082
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: day and every day the Morning Show the funniest thing

1083
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I ever heard in my life. I love you guys.

1084
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: I hear you every morning. Oh lady, what are you

1085
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: doing at You guys are discussing with the teapot. It

1086
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: is funny. You have a crazy group, Elvis Durand in

1087
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You know, as every doctor has a stethoscope,

1088
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: every every person on our show has headphones. It's it's

1089
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: really the industry thing. You always have headphones. We live

1090
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: our lives and headphones, and so we are very picky

1091
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: about our headphones. Of course. Right, so I'm wearing these

1092
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: what are these Sony MBR seventy five six. These used

1093
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: to be great, yeah, but now now I like the beats.

1094
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: I need beats. It beats the best way to go

1095
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: really because they fully cover your ear. Oh you know

1096
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: studio beets. Hey, Andrew, I need to these These headphones

1097
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: sound like ten cans, and you give me like ten

1098
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: pair of beats. Pair are you sharing anyone? Why do

1099
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: you need ten pair of two years? That's twenty it's

1100
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: twenty years. Well, thank you mathematician Froggy. Because because they're disposable.

1101
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: I hate to say that. You've been in this business

1102
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: since you were a kid. These headphones, we wear them

1103
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: four hours every freaking day. They for a while, they

1104
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: fall apart. You got to get rid of them. My

1105
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: dog ate my beats at home. Oh my god, scar

1106
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: his hair care products and felt like all rubbed off

1107
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: on him. Yeah. Mine looked like that too. Okay, just

1108
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: make it eight pair, all right, thank you? Oh why

1109
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: you got sixteen now? Okay, thanks Frogy. I'm not even

1110
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: gonna justify stupid conversation. Hey, so we're having a weird

1111
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: talk during the song there. Um, When when I was

1112
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, we took biology classes or science

1113
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: classes whatever, and we had to we had to do

1114
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: uh yeah, we had to dissect frogs and worms and

1115
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: and uh. Of course on the good side of town.

1116
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: The rich kids, they're high school they had like real human,

1117
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: like live they were dissecting live people. I never could

1118
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: afford that, shut it down, but really they just bring

1119
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: they bring in family members and just dissect them while

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Speaker 1: they were alive. They could talk about it while they

1121
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: would be anyway, So is that still going on? Like Hayden,

1122
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: your son who graduated high school just not long ago. Here,

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01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: froggy did he dissect frog? Okay? Frog? Yeah? They did

1124
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: frogs in from all the hide Yeah okay. Why do

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01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: they still have to do it that way? Though? Like

1126
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: technology has come so far, why do we have to

1127
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: go after an actual frog versus maybe like a replica

1128
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: frog or something like that where you can have all

1129
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: the liquids and everything in there. So there should be

1130
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: a company that makes fake replica replica frogs, absolutely replica

1131
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: frogs with fluids. Yeah, gandhi for the other we'll treat

1132
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: you into frogs. Okay, all right, And I'm not saying

1133
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: I'm not poo pooing on your idea, thank you. I'm

1134
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: saying to be absent that day. And they wouldn't let

1135
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: us same. They were like, you'll have to make it

1136
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: up if you're not here. I'm like, oh geez, terrible.

1137
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: So okay, back to the body. Can you imagine, like, well,

1138
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: we've got we have resources in our school system, we're

1139
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: using real human bodies. Would you would you would you

1140
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: uh donate your body for medical research? Yeah? I mean,

1141
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: oh a classroom no, because I know what I know

1142
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: what we did to those frogs. I wouldn't want no. No,

1143
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: and I'm talking post death. I'm not talking donate organs

1144
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: to save someone's life, which but I wouldn't know, I

1145
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: don't don't please don't do experiments on me. Thank you

1146
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: to a story. I mean, I know that you can actually,

1147
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: uh you can actually will or donate your parents' body

1148
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,919
Speaker 1: to science and research. But there was a story about

1149
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: a guy who donated his mom to UH. She had

1150
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: she she had dementia. Yeah, I'm okay, I just found it. Yeah,

1151
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: be careful who you're doing at your mom's body too.

1152
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: Just just a little warning from Uncle Elvis. So here's

1153
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: the headline. Yes, man learns mom's body donated for research

1154
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: was instead blown up in military testing. Oh no, I

1155
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: know that it was supposed to be mind research. It

1156
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: was he he trusted the okay, So he donated it

1157
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: to UH to research Alzheimer's and dementia. He thought a

1158
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: neurologist was going to examine the brain and trying to

1159
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: determine if there is ways they could here are Alzheimers. Yeah,

1160
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: because my mom Alzheimer's right, and we lost her, and

1161
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: I would love I would love them. Maybe a little

1162
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: study it, if you could help other families and other people.

1163
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: But then it they sold, they sold, they sold the

1164
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: body and strapped to a chair with an ied on it,

1165
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: and they blew up his mom. Yeah, that's awful. That's

1166
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: not research. That's cool. No, no, no, no, no, no,

1167
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: it is research. Technically is did they maybe first take

1168
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: the brain? I don't believe. He doesn't say in the story,

1169
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,439
Speaker 1: but I wonder if he read the fine print before.

1170
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: This is the worst conversation ever. Is awful. But you

1171
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: can actually do some really cool stuff with your body

1172
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: after you pass away. Now, I mean you can get

1173
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: turned into a memorial coral reef, which is what I

1174
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: would do, right, I want to be a human sushi bar.

1175
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: You want to do that while you're alive? Do you know?

1176
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 1: I haven't anyway, But it's true. You know. Look, look,

1177
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: if you're no longer using your body, you might as

1178
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: well let it go to help others. But but if

1179
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: I want my body to be, you know, mind study,

1180
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be blown up with a

1181
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to put a piece of T and

1182
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: T up my butt and blow me up. No, that

1183
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 1: now would so scary. Back to frogs for a second

1184
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: eighth grade Earth Science, our frog dissection went wrong. Well,

1185
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: well we got a squirter as soon as the teachers. Scary, scary, scary, scary.

1186
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. If I

1187
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: had I known it was going to go to I

1188
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: would not have gone done. Thank you, scary, thank you. Oh,

1189
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: someone just let us know you don't the word cadaver

1190
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: is the word you use rather than dead body. Thank you.

1191
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: I love that we have a humansaurus listening to our show.

1192
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: By the way, By the way, you idiot who have

1193
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: no training, no school training, no English teachers ever came

1194
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: your way. What you know what I've always thought. I

1195
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: know you can't eat another human being, right, you can't

1196
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,959
Speaker 1: perform cannibalism, right, we all know that's wrong. You can't

1197
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, but let's say I think I'm thinking.

1198
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: But let's say you lost your leg in like a

1199
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: farming accident or something. Yes, could you eat your own leg? Okay,

1200
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: let's talk about that. Let's say, look, I lost my leg. Yeah,

1201
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 1: but you know this leg's been with me my entire life.

1202
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,439
Speaker 1: It's my leg. Yeah. I don't I guess you could. Yeah,

1203
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's not somebody else. I don't know you.

1204
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean nobody else could share. I don't know. I

1205
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's about who. I don't think

1206
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: I could do it. Yeah, scary has big, big, huge

1207
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: meaty of like calves. Yeah, but they're muscular, so it

1208
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: may be tough meat. Okay, thanks, This again is the

1209
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: worst conversation we've ever had in our lives. These are

1210
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: the things you think about. Thinks about it. Jeffrey Dahmer

1211
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: thought about these things, threat about eating yourself. Really Yeah,

1212
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: thought it too, not just me, I thought it. Okay,

1213
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: So I mean this person says A friend of a

1214
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: friend once lost a finger and they couldn't reattach it,

1215
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: so he asked if he could keep it and make

1216
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: a creepy keychain. The doctor said no, they won't let

1217
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: you keep your own body parts because it's medical waste,

1218
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: so you can't. Okay, no, no, no, I can see that,

1219
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: but it's yours. I know that even that hospital without

1220
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: my arm, leg or finger. Yeah, unless you have as

1221
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: d A grade on that thing, you don't want to

1222
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 1: be Oh. But apparently the loophole here is we have

1223
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 1: a loophole. If you do it before you get to

1224
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 1: the hospital, then it's not medical waste. You have to

1225
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: like get your finger before you enter the hospital and

1226
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 1: then you can eat it. Okay, good, Yeah, so eat

1227
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 1: yourself before you get to the hospital. But that's such

1228
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: a catch twenty two. How do you know you can

1229
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:24,919
Speaker 1: reattach it or you can't reattach important I'd wait to you. Yeah,

1230
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: I just forgo that and just go just go get

1231
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 1: dinner at the Olive Garden. This just goes to show

1232
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: that Nate is definitely am You're the one that talked

1233
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: about eating people myself. Okay, we move on, Move on,

1234
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: move on. I don't want to know who's sitting at

1235
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: home eating themselves. I guarantee it's happened someone flexible. Anyway,

1236
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: we move on. We got around the room and Danielle report,

1237
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: what do we do first? Danielle? You are I don't know.

1238
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: I think we're little late for Danielle. Okay, what stories

1239
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: did we miss out on by noting Janet Jackson talking

1240
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: about how amazing Lizzo is also Jamie Lynn Spears Kodak

1241
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: black tworking. Okay, let's talk about so what So they

1242
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: were at the Florida Panthers game and he was in

1243
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,919
Speaker 1: you know, a box, you know, because he's got the money,

1244
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: so he can do that, and apparently he will. Well,

1245
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: you can see the video. A fan got a close

1246
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,479
Speaker 1: up of this video, and he looked like this woman

1247
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 1: was twerking up on him, but it looked like they

1248
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 1: were actually having sex and she was making these weird

1249
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: noises where it seemed like maybe that was what they

1250
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: were doing, but if you got a closer look, I

1251
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: think they were just working and having fun. He actually

1252
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: took the video and posted it on his social and

1253
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: he basically just wrote like, you know, he has an

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01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,919
Speaker 1: amazing lifestyle or something like exactly. So they were really

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01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 1: having sex in the bash and they said they said

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01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: he was so nice to all the fans and stuff.

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01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: Before the twerking began. He went around, he talked to fans,

1258
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: took pictures screwing him up in the box, all right,

1259
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: and also the edge the Jamie Les Jamie Lynn Spears story. Now, Okay,

1260
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: so I know she says she was looking out for

1261
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 1: her sister and saying things and then her sister kind

1262
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 1: of like slapp get out of here, yeah, kind of

1263
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: shoot her away. Right, So, um, we pulled a clip

1264
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: where Jamie is talking about her relationship with Brittany but

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01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 1: love is still there. I love I love my sister.

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01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: I've only ever loved and supported her and done what's

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01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: right about her, and she knows that. So I don't

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01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 1: know why we're in this position right now. Okay, Well

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01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: she obviously doesn't know that or thinks that. Yeah, all right,

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01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 1: Well okay, there's a lot more I think that we

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01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: don't know. You know, how many shows on TV to

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01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,759
Speaker 1: this point, how many shows on TV are all centered

1273
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: on families that are totally fed up? Yeah? Right? So many? Yeah?

1274
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: Did you see what Brittany posted though on Instagram? And

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01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people are saying it was like a

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01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 1: slap back a typewriter and it says, shall I start

1277
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: from the beginning, I'm beginning his old capitals? And we

1278
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,639
Speaker 1: know she's writing that, you know, might be writing that book,

1279
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 1: maybe a book. Oh I can't wait. Oh I can't

1280
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: wait to read the Brittany book. Absolutely so. I can't

1281
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: wait to read the Nate book about all the people

1282
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: he's killed and eaten. I haven't anybody people remind you

1283
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 1: if you even people are saying, if you eat a

1284
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 1: human you can get very sick from that. Yeah, for sure,

1285
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: I would think. So I'm just getting sick thinking about it.

1286
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't need to eat it like pork. It's like porky.

1287
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 1: I like the other white I can't say he just

1288
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 1: go to olive garden. Maybe the other white meat? Yeah,

1289
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: are you the other white meat? I kind of let's

1290
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: go around the room. We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's

1291
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,600
Speaker 1: on your mind today? All right? Is it inappropriate to

1292
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 1: have a conversation with someone while you're in the bathtub? No? No,

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01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 1: I didn't think so either. But Diamond called me the

1294
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: other day. I answered the phone. I'm talking to her

1295
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 1: for a while, and suddenly she goes, what is that noise?

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01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,160
Speaker 1: Are you splashing? Are you in the top? Goodbye? I

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01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you that. I just the

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01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 1: way that it sounded. Oh, I'm like, what are you doing?

1299
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 1: She says, I'm taking a pooh. But that's kind of

1300
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: what it felt like. I could I could hear like

1301
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,600
Speaker 1: water just dripping in her moving around, and I'm like,

1302
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 1: this as sexy as you think it is. She gets

1303
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: scared she get electrocuted if she dropped the phone in

1304
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,720
Speaker 1: the Bathtubber, No, you want that doesn't work that way.

1305
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: That'll stand next to me. But Danielle. The bad thing

1306
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: about talking to someone while they're taking a bath is

1307
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: that you're kind of soaking in your filth. Oh no, see,

1308
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: you have to do it in a certain way. You

1309
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: shower and then you fill up the tub, and then

1310
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 1: you splash around and have your good time, and then

1311
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 1: you show her again, Garret, All right, Diamond, get over

1312
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:45,719
Speaker 1: Jesus using the tub? Scary? What's on your mind today?

1313
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: Maybe you have someone in your life like me and us.

1314
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 1: Gandhi the screenshot creeper. She literally spends her time taking

1315
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: her phone and taking screenshots of my moves and my my,

1316
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: my fat resting face or whatever, and then I look

1317
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: get them all together. I'm like, this is a poor

1318
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: mosaic of who I really am. She just catches me

1319
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 1: at those moments, and I know that a lot of

1320
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: people do that with their phones. If I catch you

1321
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: in a moment when you're at a club with a

1322
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: bottle of booze with a sparkler in it, that's a

1323
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: moment of your life, just like you're standing there with

1324
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: your big moves. But what's the difference that's Gandhi Never

1325
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: She's always taking pictures of you when you're not looking Hey, Froggy,

1326
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm not cheap, I'm resourceful. I just

1327
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,760
Speaker 1: wanted to let you know that whatever. Okay, So our

1328
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: dogs get these treats, and I've started breaking them into

1329
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 1: fours and giving them one little peep they just get

1330
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: now at last four times as long a Lisa caught me.

1331
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: She goes, what are you doing? They get one a piece.

1332
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, they break them into force. They don't

1333
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: know size. They just knew they got a treat. It

1334
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. They last four times as long. I'm being smart.

1335
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm saving this cash. Okay, they give me a little

1336
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 1: stingy to your dogs. The dogs don't know. Dogs don't

1337
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: know size. Dogs. See, I'm on froggy side of this one.

1338
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 1: Dogs they don't know size. But you're like giving them enough.

1339
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:04,679
Speaker 1: They're getting plenty. They don't know knew you. They knew

1340
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 1: you'd be on my side of listening. My dogs are

1341
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 1: not sized queens. They really are. Daddy, God, what's up?

1342
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:17,720
Speaker 1: I took a bath and Diamond called first one. So

1343
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: mine's kind of like gondhy So yesterday I had to

1344
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 1: take my oldest to the doctor wound up with COVID.

1345
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 1: So um, I was on hold with the doctor's office,

1346
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, maybe I have enough time to

1347
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,799
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. So I go to the bathroom

1348
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: and as soon as I flushed the toilet, they're like, Hi,

1349
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: can you come into twelve fifteen. Now I know they

1350
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 1: heard the toilet flush because I heard giggling in the background.

1351
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: So I am giving an apology to everybody at doctor

1352
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,880
Speaker 1: O'Donnell's office. I am so sorry that I went to

1353
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: the bathroom while I was on hold. I didn't mean

1354
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: to offend anybody. I apologized for the flushing that was

1355
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,760
Speaker 1: happening to Daniell, play yourself together. They work at a

1356
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,040
Speaker 1: doctor's office. They know when I thought, I was like,

1357
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I feel so stupid. Right now, they've

1358
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: seen everything, They've heard everything, they've smelled everything. Oh my god. Okay,

1359
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Sam, what's going on? So at that

1360
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,400
Speaker 1: time of year where a lot of friends have told

1361
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 1: me they have quote failed at their New Year's resolution,

1362
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 1: so they're done. But guys, cut yourself some slack. If

1363
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: you think you have to give up on it because

1364
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: it hasn't worked out, you can restart. Who's watching you like?

1365
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 1: The accountability is yours. So if you're not doing something

1366
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: you set out to do, it's fine. Just start again.

1367
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: Give yourself a little bit of you know room, you

1368
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 1: know what. I'm glad you brought that up. We need

1369
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: to let ourselves off the hook a little more. Let's

1370
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,640
Speaker 1: say you're trying to do dry January. For instance, I

1371
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:42,439
Speaker 1: knew that was coming, so my dry January is not

1372
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 1: as dry as I wanted it to be. But I

1373
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: have cut back severely on drinking, just not damp January

1374
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:52,080
Speaker 1: four days. But you know what, I'm an adult. Okay,

1375
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 1: I've slipped and I had to whatever. But when you

1376
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: start beating yourself up over a dry January cocktail or

1377
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 1: the fact that you aren't sticking to your new Year's resolution, right, okay,

1378
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: and then you're like, well, I guess I gotta wait

1379
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 1: next year. Am I defined by the fact I had

1380
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: some wine last night? No, yes, I am. I'm defined

1381
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:15,559
Speaker 1: as a festive guy that loves wine. Okay, it's a positive. Geez, hey, Nate,

1382
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,719
Speaker 1: what's up with you? Okay? So be careful when eating

1383
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: food that you find between the cushions of your couch.

1384
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,320
Speaker 1: No one has ever eaten food from the cushions of

1385
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:24,759
Speaker 1: their cat. Let me explain. So I was eating popcorn

1386
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was sitting on the couch and some

1387
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: of the colonels kind of fell in between the cracks

1388
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 1: of the cushions. So I reach in there, I grab it,

1389
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: throw it in my mouth. It was a button. I

1390
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 1: put a button into my mouth. I can't believe you.

1391
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:48,600
Speaker 1: I almost broke a tooth that. Oh my god, is

1392
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: it with you? I'm like falling apart. Don't don't used

1393
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 1: to be so with it. Don't eat things between the

1394
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: cushions because you know what else, there's other stuff in

1395
01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:01,559
Speaker 1: between the cushions you can't see. Oh yeah, button? Oh

1396
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 1: my god? Did you guys? Are we did we all

1397
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: do it? I think? Now? Are we all done here? Okay?

1398
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: Good god? Oh god. Just imagine like a cliff that

1399
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,560
Speaker 1: goes down like a half a mile into to the

1400
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 1: valley below. Well, our vehicle is halfway down and we're careening,

1401
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 1: kreening to the bottom of the thing. This shows the best.

1402
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: I love shows like this. There's no meaning, there's there's

1403
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: nothing going on, nothing. Do you have the three things

1404
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: we need to know? From Gandhi? The only the only

1405
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: person who has it together today? Gandhi What's going on?

1406
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: Help has headed to at least six states that are

1407
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: struggling to keep up with this current curd COVID surge.

1408
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,640
Speaker 1: President Biden is going to give an update on the

1409
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 1: raging omicron variant in just a couple of hours now.

1410
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 1: He is expected to say that federal medical teams are

1411
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: going to be sent to New York, New Jersey, Ohio,

1412
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: Rhode Island, Michigan, and New Mexico. Other states have deployed

1413
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: the National Guard to help at hospitals. Oregon and ark

1414
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: Saw are the latest to take action this week. A

1415
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 1: lawyer for the fifteen year old boy accused of opening

1416
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,719
Speaker 1: fire at his Michigan high school says that his client

1417
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 1: may eventually change his plea. He admitted it's a possibility

1418
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 1: down the road after the team pleaded not guilty in

1419
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:17,120
Speaker 1: court yesterday. The team is charged as an adult for

1420
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: the death of four classmates. His parents are also charged

1421
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: with not locking up the gun he allegedly used and

1422
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 1: ignoring morning signs about their son's behavior. And finally, AT

1423
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 1: and T and Verizon are ready to roll out their

1424
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 1: five G wireless service after a delay, but the Department

1425
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: of Transportation asked them to hold off for two weeks

1426
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: over concerns that five G could actually disrupt flights. We

1427
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: always wonder is this true with the cell phone signal.

1428
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 1: They're saying yes, the companies are going to expand the

1429
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: service next Wednesday, but it's not going to be available everywhere.

1430
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 1: The FAA is actually banning it at fifty airports, including

1431
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, and Newark. The locations are getting

1432
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: buffer zones to block those five G signals. So we'll

1433
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 1: see how this goes. And those are your three things.

1434
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 1: Something to your point. You ate a button looked like podcorn.

1435
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 1: This texture says my dad wants eight? Is hearing aid?

1436
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: What he was eating? Cashews on the table? Is there's

1437
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 1: the same exacts, the same exact size, not the only

1438
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 1: one exactly. All right, thank you, Good morning. After a

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the morning show, all right, your TV

1444
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 1: theme songs? Do you know them? Oh? So? I think people?

1445
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: Could people know them. You have your favorite TV shows,

1446
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: but if you heard their their song, like the theme

1447
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,640
Speaker 1: song go by really fast? Could you tell us what

1448
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,360
Speaker 1: it is? Could I give you five TV theme songs

1449
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 1: in order and you guess them. We'll find out a minute.

1450
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play for your one time only a couple

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01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,760
Speaker 1: of minutes, all right, Hey, So okay, So if you

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Speaker 1: open up your Instagram to your search page, it it

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Speaker 1: has all the pictures of things that you're into, Like

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Speaker 1: I have lots of lots of pictures of chicken palm. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of schnauzers. I have a lot

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Speaker 1: of memes that you talk about, you know, positive things

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Speaker 1: in life. And I have a lot of hot guys,

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Speaker 1: lots of them. Let me just pull it up right now.

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Speaker 1: Let me see what's going on on my Instagram search boom,

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Speaker 1: look at that. Oh my goodness, describe my my my Instagram. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The first little picture in the grid is just a

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Speaker 1: naked thigh, very strong one. Then there's a shirtless man

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Speaker 1: with a basketball. There's something that looks like a secret

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Speaker 1: butthole there. Yeah, what is that that is? Uh yeah?

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Speaker 1: A lot of in shape. Yeah. Anyway, so every once

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Speaker 1: in a while, a model or something, I'll follow them,

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Speaker 1: you know they're hot whatever. So I'm following this Italian guy?

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Speaker 1: And uh, where did he go? Oh? Are you anyway?

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Speaker 1: I was like, why am I following this guy? I

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Speaker 1: don't know him, I'm not friends with him. He lives

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Speaker 1: in Italy, So I hit his I hit his name

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Speaker 1: and let me see if anyone follows him straight name

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Speaker 1: follows him? Oh yeah, what is this? Why? Why are

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Speaker 1: you following a hot Italian guy? Oh? Are you talking

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Speaker 1: about Enzo? Yes? Who? Yeah? Okay, so Enzo. When Heather

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Speaker 1: and I went to Italy to Pausitano, he was our

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Speaker 1: boat captain and Zoe because he was my boat captain. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why we both know him. You guys actually know

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Speaker 1: this guy. Wait what's his last name? And so underscore? Good?

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Speaker 1: Can I see it? Yeah? I don't know. He's very

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Speaker 1: attractive gar Oh yeah, okay, let's follow him. Hold on

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Speaker 1: a gorgeous girl. Oh my gosh, look at this hot

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Speaker 1: picture of him and his girlfriend. When you go to

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Speaker 1: Positano in Italy. I'm offa coast. I'm afi coast. There's

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Speaker 1: a lady I forget her name. She's owned like the

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Speaker 1: boat thing there for years. I mean her family owns it.

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Speaker 1: So and if these are her sons, her grandsons or

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Speaker 1: great great grandsons, they sot. If you need a boat

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Speaker 1: to go to Capri or go to uh Rovello or whatever,

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Speaker 1: she's got the boats she owns that don't mess with her.

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Speaker 1: And Enzo's like her hot grandson anyway, so we we

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Speaker 1: he voted us one, so we found it. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: have you ever gone on Instagram and you're following something

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Speaker 1: you don't want anyone to know you're following, or even

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01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 1: though they can find out right, and you realize someone

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Speaker 1: else you know follows them too, You're like, hmmm, weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So here's Nate following a hot of time. Crazy though,

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Speaker 1: what a small world? Zozo? Well, I want to live

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Speaker 1: like Enzo this he's got a fabulous well. Enzo's got

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Speaker 1: a great life because he will do boat captaining from

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Speaker 1: like May till September and then he takes all that

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Speaker 1: money and then just travels and ye wait, look at

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Speaker 1: this one. Look at this one. Yeah there he is. Hello,

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Speaker 1: lady follow him too? I think it's funny, would you say? So?

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Speaker 1: Now Danielle's following him too, I see this guy. This

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Speaker 1: guy's over, Like, what's it going on? Walt to me?

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Speaker 1: In the United States. I love the fact that you

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Speaker 1: can go to Italy now and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I want to go see the Blue Grotto. And You're like,

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Speaker 1: I know a guy, right, even if you want to

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Speaker 1: go on Safari, We got a guy that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Gosh, that's so funny. Yeah, isn't it crazy?

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Speaker 1: He's such a nice guy. We've both been captained by Enzoe.

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Speaker 1: Oh so weird. I'll just get into sound with Garrett. Garrett,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Good morning? All right, let's start with this.

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Speaker 1: This is super interesting. Yesterday, so John Mayer, Jeff Ross,

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Speaker 1: they were went to the l l a X Airport

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Speaker 1: to pick up Bob Saget's car that he left behind

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Speaker 1: before he went to Florida. Um. They paid two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars for it. Jeff Ross wanted to do

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Speaker 1: it because he wanted to keep a memento of Bob

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Speaker 1: Savvy Bob Saggett because they were best friends. So he's

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Speaker 1: keeping his car. No, No, the receipt, that's what he

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Speaker 1: wanted to pay to get the car out the receipt

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Speaker 1: to get the car. But John Mayer was talking about

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Speaker 1: the love that Bob Sag had had for everyone that

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Speaker 1: he met. I've just never known a human being could

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Speaker 1: give that much love individually and completely to that many

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Speaker 1: people in a way that made each person feel like

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Speaker 1: he was a main character in their life and they

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Speaker 1: were a main character in his life. Wow. And it

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Speaker 1: was kind of interesting because the guys knew where they

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Speaker 1: had to go, but they kept on driving, so they

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Speaker 1: didn't want to get out of the car, all right,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel. Last night I took to the streets of

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Speaker 1: LA to ask men about female anatomy. How many fallopian

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Speaker 1: tubes does the average lady have one? How many phallopian tubes?

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Speaker 1: Through women have fallopian tubes? I'll say uh, and I

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Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be way off. I'm just gonna say

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Speaker 1: full uh jeez, uh ovary one? How many ovaries does

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Speaker 1: a woman have? Six? It was a four minute bit

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Speaker 1: of that. It's look, I don't know a lot about

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Speaker 1: a lot, but I knew those are the answers of it. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I get yeah, I mean, I mean, you can see

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Speaker 1: the little cartoon picture of the Hopian tubes coming out

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Speaker 1: too well when you see the picture, but if you're

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Speaker 1: just randomly asked on the street and had no idea,

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Speaker 1: I remember the pictures. One. Yeah, Well, my favorite is

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Speaker 1: when she puts an ass at the end of things.

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Speaker 1: It's obviously a plural and they're like one one. Hello.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's move over to some NFL football real quick.

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Speaker 1: So Danielle's house is a big Pittsburgh Steeler fan fans, right,

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Speaker 1: three out of the four of us. I still root

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Speaker 1: for the Jets unfortunately. All right, So Ben Roethlisberger, the

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Speaker 1: quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, you do not want to

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Speaker 1: hear this from your quarterback when he talks about playing

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Speaker 1: the Kansas City Chiefs this weekend, probably twenty point hundred dogs.

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Speaker 1: And we're going to the number one, the number one team.

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Speaker 1: That's I know they're not the number of see, but

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Speaker 1: they're the number one. Two is one d AFC the

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Speaker 1: last two years, um, arguably the best team in football. Um,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a chance, so let's just go in

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Speaker 1: and play and have fun. He just said, we don't

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Speaker 1: have a chance. Well, let's go have fun, guys. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you know what going in with that attitude could

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Speaker 1: be a plus, right, just saying fingers crossed. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: very ted Lasso. All right, let's talk to yeah, very true.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about Bob Bergen. He does the voice of

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Speaker 1: Porky Pig in the original Space Jam, and he was

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Speaker 1: talking about how he got the role one of the

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Speaker 1: times I had the audition for Porky for Space Jam,

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Speaker 1: which I did get. For the audition, they had us

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Speaker 1: do shakespeare An opposite. Anybody can come in and say,

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Speaker 1: that's all folks, and make the story the star. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love Porky. Do you have any porky? Oh God,

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01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,800
Speaker 1: put me pull my porky all right? And then finally

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Speaker 1: we'll end on this mash up um. It is from

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Speaker 1: TikTok the the guys are called all to Ego underscore music,

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Speaker 1: and they put together a mashup of Britney spirits, toxic

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Speaker 1: and Genuine's Pony and this is what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Sounds good, it works like, Hello Pony. It was posted

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Speaker 1: seven days ago, has a million views already. I get it.

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Speaker 1: Very nice, sounds good. Yeah, you're a good American Garrett Yo.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the very important appointment do we have like Porky pig. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything we had like perky singing, Oh christ this is

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Speaker 1: my favorite. Everybody that's Christmas does that means he's a

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Speaker 1: Parky pick Christmas album. It's on the shelf. Listen, Yeah,

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01:25:54,920 --> 01:26:02,920
Speaker 1: like Christmas every day stuff you're stocking. Whoo, Parky aft

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Speaker 1: the halls scam well after, it's beginning to look a

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Speaker 1: lot like Porky eats a new two record set highly night.

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Speaker 1: You just spit it out already listen, folks five Porky

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Speaker 1: new two record set out. Okay, it's the beginning to

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Speaker 1: look a lot like Porky. If you the word where

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. We shouldn't make fun of someone's stammering.

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Speaker 1: It's a pig. I rang back during your holiday break.

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Speaker 1: I know, scatty, Thank you, Garrett, Like I said, good

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Speaker 1: American eat that bacon. Go, oh my gosh. As you know,

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Speaker 1: it is Thursday, and it is our favorite day of

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Speaker 1: the week because we have we have a food news

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Speaker 1: with Froggy on the way. Froggy coming up next break

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Speaker 1: food News. You're gonna do it. I'm ready, all right. Also,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna see if you can figure out the TV

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01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:05,680
Speaker 1: show mash up. All right, But first Danielle, Danielle, what's

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Speaker 1: going on all right? Well, we have it to the

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Speaker 1: Coachella lineup. Coachella going down in California April fifteenth to

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Speaker 1: the seventeenth and the twenty second to the twenty fourth.

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01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:20,960
Speaker 1: So Harry Styles will be headlining Friday nights, Billie Eilish Saturdays,

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01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 1: and Kanye wrapping things up on Sundays. That is going

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01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:28,400
Speaker 1: to be insane. Also, Swedish House Mafia will be on

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Speaker 1: a hand Little Baby, Phoebe Bridgers, Doja, Cad flu Meghan,

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Speaker 1: the Stallion Disclosure, twenty one, Savage, and the list goes

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Speaker 1: on and on. It is going to be an insane

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Speaker 1: couple of weekends. So cool. So yesterday we talked about

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Speaker 1: this wild rumor about Drake using hot sauces birth control.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't hear, an Instagram model claims that she

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Speaker 1: met him in the DMS after a few message exchanges,

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01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:54,920
Speaker 1: they hooked up at a hotel. Things you know, got

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Speaker 1: into what they got into, and then apparently she went

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Speaker 1: into the trash can because she wanted to use the

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Speaker 1: condom to impregnate herself and instead he had put hot

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Speaker 1: sauce in the condom so that she couldn't do that. Wow.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't commented on the viral story, but he posted

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Speaker 1: this cryptic message and it said, you can have your

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of fame, I'll take the other twenty three

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Speaker 1: hours and forty five minutes. So everybody is saying that

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Speaker 1: that was right back at us. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: Janet Jackson talking to a law magazine. She's on the cover,

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Speaker 1: looking amazing. She praises Lizzo for helping women get comfortable

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Speaker 1: in their skin, in their size, and being full figured.

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Speaker 1: She said, back in the day, years ago, this wasn't accepted,

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Speaker 1: and everything is accepted now and she is loving it.

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Speaker 1: Young Thug was traveling with friends on a private jet

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Speaker 1: from Miami to New York and one person in the

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Speaker 1: group didn't have proper ID, so the pilot asked the

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Speaker 1: person to leave the plane. So, according to Young Thug,

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Speaker 1: he left the plane, but the pilot still wouldn't take off.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't fly, So Young Thug got this all on video.

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Speaker 1: He basically was calling the pilot a racist, and then

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Speaker 1: the pilot was saying that somebody made one of the

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Speaker 1: flight attendants uncomfortable and that's the reason they weren't taking off.

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Speaker 1: Then the police were called. Nobody was arrested, nobody was detained.

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Speaker 1: But it's a crazy video to watch if you get

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Speaker 1: a chance. Fat Joe and his famous friends are all

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Speaker 1: chipping in and helping out the victims of the deadly

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Speaker 1: Bronx apartment fire. Yeah it's great. Yeah, this is They're

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Speaker 1: getting together with the mayor and they are raising money

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01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:39,000
Speaker 1: and donations. They've got jay Z involved, DJ Khalid, LLLLL COOLJ,

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Speaker 1: so many people. One hundred percent of everything donated goes

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Speaker 1: to help with hotel rooms and new homes and all

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Speaker 1: kinds of things. And if you want to donate, it's

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Speaker 1: Fat Joe dot me slash donate Bronx again, Fat Joe

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Speaker 1: dot me slash Donate Bronx. And did you guys see this?

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Speaker 1: Ben Affleck was talking about his movie arm Again and

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Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety eight, he was doing an inter view

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Speaker 1: with Entertainment Weekly. He actually did the interview. Matt Damon

1656
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:06,400
Speaker 1: was interviewing him, and he said he was really shocked

1657
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Speaker 1: at the physical changes that they asked him to do

1658
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Speaker 1: on himself. So they wanted him to work out and

1659
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Speaker 1: be sexy and fix his teeth. So he was like, well,

1660
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Speaker 1: how do you want me to do all this? So

1661
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Speaker 1: they said, well, get your teeth fixed, go to a

1662
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Speaker 1: Tanning Ben bed, run on a treadmill, oil up your body.

1663
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Speaker 1: And this movie made millions and millions of dollars. It

1664
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Speaker 1: was like the highest grossing movie of nineteen ninety eight.

1665
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,960
Speaker 1: So whatever he did worked, but he was just shocked.

1666
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,600
Speaker 1: And what are we watching? HBO? Max gives you this

1667
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Speaker 1: is where my money is, my mom, your dad. It's

1668
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Speaker 1: a new dating show for your parents. So you may

1669
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Speaker 1: want to check it out. And that's my Danielle before.

1670
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle, Thank you very much. Yeah, I can't

1671
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Speaker 1: believe we're making fun of porky pig. He has a

1672
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Speaker 1: speech impediment. But see I can't because I have one. Yes,

1673
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Speaker 1: you know me. Also, people stutter in stammer all the time,

1674
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Speaker 1: and it's not necessarily a speech impediment. It's scary in interview.

1675
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:04,240
Speaker 1: Much scary anyway. All right, So you watch TV. The

1676
01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:07,760
Speaker 1: theme song it kicks off that show every single time,

1677
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,360
Speaker 1: and you get to know them. Sometimes you know the

1678
01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:11,760
Speaker 1: words to the theme song from your favorite shows. I'm

1679
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Speaker 1: gonna give you a mash up of five of TV's

1680
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Speaker 1: biggest TV shows. Of all time. You tell me what

1681
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Speaker 1: they are in order and you can win big. I'm

1682
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 1: gonna even play at one time, so you have to

1683
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Speaker 1: remember them in in order as well. Here we go,

1684
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 1: love and moving with your auntie uncle and be okay,

1685
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:45,960
Speaker 1: I call it, we actually break scary and that's not

1686
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Speaker 1: ready to okay, it is okay one eight hundred two

1687
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Speaker 1: for two zero one hundred again call us? Now what

1688
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:55,680
Speaker 1: five were they in order? One eight hundred two for

1689
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Speaker 1: two zero one scary? What button do I push? Hit

1690
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Speaker 1: the Oh my god, this place is driving me nuts?

1691
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, thank you, we'll be back show scary. Hey,

1692
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:16,720
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Here we go. It's gonna be a

1693
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Speaker 1: big year for a lot of businesses. Things are changing

1694
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Speaker 1: in different industries. For instance, sustainability it's a big business.

1695
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Speaker 1: New eco friendly products. Services are cropping up. They need employees,

1696
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Speaker 1: could be you pet services. More and more people adopted

1697
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Speaker 1: over over the past two years, so we need more trainers, walkers,

1698
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Speaker 1: feeding services. Didn't you guys meet a walker there the

1699
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Speaker 1: day who makes like a buttload of money, The dog

1700
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Speaker 1: walker in my building. He told me how much he

1701
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Speaker 1: makes a week. I My mind was blown. Lots of money. Also,

1702
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Speaker 1: fitness is taking a turn health and wellness apps, non

1703
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Speaker 1: traditional workout studios. They're looking for employees and if you

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1712
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Speaker 1: Use it for free. I set this web address up

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1717
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Speaker 1: love the Okay, All right, there they are. There's five

1718
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Speaker 1: of them. The key is getting them in order. Let's

1719
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:50,640
Speaker 1: go Kristen. Hi, Oh my god, I am, I'm like

1720
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:54,960
Speaker 1: I liked that. So Kenny name. There's five in order?

1721
01:33:55,080 --> 01:34:00,360
Speaker 1: You shaking Kristen them in order? I one him the

1722
01:34:00,479 --> 01:34:02,960
Speaker 1: Fresh Prince of bel Lair, and the other one is

1723
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:06,160
Speaker 1: Mary who with children. That's true, but you don't have

1724
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:11,000
Speaker 1: him in all in order? Please please hold but we

1725
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:14,080
Speaker 1: love you, Kristen. Let's go talk to Justin. Justin. I

1726
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:17,280
Speaker 1: gave you five big, huge TV theme songs in a row.

1727
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:20,479
Speaker 1: Can you give them to me? I'm gonna do my best.

1728
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:28,559
Speaker 1: Um Saved by the Bell are In Lawrence? Love and Marriage? Okay?

1729
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:34,080
Speaker 1: Mary children? Yeah, fresh Fresh Prince okay? And family matters?

1730
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 1: You got it? Who? Yeah? Why? Why? Because he got

1731
01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:42,240
Speaker 1: two of the names of the show is incorrect. Well,

1732
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:44,120
Speaker 1: he said Martin Lawrence. The name of the show is Martin.

1733
01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:46,760
Speaker 1: He did say the word Martin, but then he said

1734
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,320
Speaker 1: love and marriage, and that's not the name of the show. Yeah.

1735
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if I asked for the show that.

1736
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules were when I asked.

1737
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:53,559
Speaker 1: I think I just said get the songs in order.

1738
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:58,479
Speaker 1: I don't show oh so so, but Justin, we like

1739
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:02,600
Speaker 1: you and uh Gandhi thinks you're a full full of

1740
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:06,400
Speaker 1: crap and we don't like her. I love all you

1741
01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:09,720
Speaker 1: guys say too. I don't think he's full of it.

1742
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,479
Speaker 1: I think we're full of it. Okay, we're gonna send

1743
01:35:11,479 --> 01:35:14,160
Speaker 1: you something anyway. Justin please hold and I just want

1744
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:17,559
Speaker 1: to say one thing to Froggy. What's that yeaggy? Froggy

1745
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:20,800
Speaker 1: remembers my wife because Froggy, we met you guys in

1746
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,599
Speaker 1: Miami and Neo kissed my wife's hand. If he remembers

1747
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,800
Speaker 1: I do, oh wow, see gosh, you can, Froggy. All right, well,

1748
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 1: thank you, Justin, send Justin something. What do you have

1749
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:34,599
Speaker 1: for Justin? Just send him something? All right? That one

1750
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,600
Speaker 1: fast I know, but you know what we do have.

1751
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:43,840
Speaker 1: It is Thursday. It's get Froggy food. The reason we

1752
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:50,760
Speaker 1: love Thursday. Yeah, all right, Thursday from your favorite fool,

1753
01:35:50,920 --> 01:36:09,400
Speaker 1: James Alliday sto. Okay, so do they ever stop? There?

1754
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:11,400
Speaker 1: We go? All right, Froggy, take your time with this.

1755
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:13,040
Speaker 1: We got all the time in the world because food

1756
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:15,960
Speaker 1: news is a big big people. Please are on our show. Well,

1757
01:36:16,439 --> 01:36:19,439
Speaker 1: Arbies is daring you to try what it is calling

1758
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:23,560
Speaker 1: the spiciest sandwich on the markets, and just started this

1759
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:25,800
Speaker 1: past Monday, the Fast few chain. They're bringing the heat

1760
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:29,599
Speaker 1: with the Diablo Dare sandwich. It comes in two different varieties.

1761
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:33,439
Speaker 1: You can get crispy chicken or smoked brisket limited time

1762
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:35,840
Speaker 1: sandwich has come with five sources of heat. There's ghost

1763
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:40,120
Speaker 1: pepper jack cheese, fiery hot seasoning, fire roasted halapinos, and

1764
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:44,200
Speaker 1: the Diablo barbecue sauce. Now the catches. It's served on

1765
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:46,640
Speaker 1: a wrench of pole bun that is also spicy, and

1766
01:36:46,680 --> 01:36:49,360
Speaker 1: they claim that in whole it is so spicy. They

1767
01:36:49,479 --> 01:36:52,439
Speaker 1: provide you with a free vanilla shake to cool down

1768
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:55,720
Speaker 1: your taste buds in between bites. You need that needs

1769
01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:00,320
Speaker 1: protein from the milk. Now, it's only available through February six.

1770
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Speaker 1: That participating locations. It's all over the country, so make

1771
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 1: sure you stop in and get it. And once again

1772
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:07,160
Speaker 1: it comes with a free vanilla shake and see if

1773
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:09,040
Speaker 1: it's really that spicy. I haven't tried it, but you

1774
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:10,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go try it for yourself. It's in

1775
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:15,559
Speaker 1: chicken and in brisket. Now, Elvis, I know you love soup, Gandhi,

1776
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:19,360
Speaker 1: and I believe that leftover soup is basically what was it,

1777
01:37:19,439 --> 01:37:22,240
Speaker 1: Ghandi sauce with stuff in it? Sauce with stuff in it? No,

1778
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:26,000
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not a sauce with stuff in it.

1779
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:29,640
Speaker 1: It is. I agree with Gandia. Okay, let me reverse it.

1780
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:31,479
Speaker 1: If you take a soup and take the stuff out

1781
01:37:31,479 --> 01:37:33,200
Speaker 1: of it, that is not a sauce. I would pour

1782
01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:37,080
Speaker 1: it on stuff. You can pour anything on stuff, Yeah,

1783
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:39,920
Speaker 1: so that it will be sauce. It's not sauce. It is.

1784
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:47,200
Speaker 1: Lots of people love Campbell soup. But would you ever

1785
01:37:47,280 --> 01:37:49,400
Speaker 1: want your house to smell like Campbell soup? Have you

1786
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:52,960
Speaker 1: ever thought of that? You have? There are two new

1787
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Speaker 1: soups and it candles that are available right now, Tomato

1788
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Speaker 1: soup and grilled Cheese, which is described as being reminiscent

1789
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:01,719
Speaker 1: of roasted tomato pepper corn and grilled cheese and chicken

1790
01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:05,880
Speaker 1: noodle soup candles, all from campbells Now. There's also good

1791
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Speaker 1: news with this if you go online and buy them

1792
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Speaker 1: to twenty four dollars. You can get them at camp

1793
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Speaker 1: dot com slash campbells However, ten percent of total sales

1794
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:17,080
Speaker 1: go to benefit Feeding Americas. Here house smells like soup,

1795
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,160
Speaker 1: and you're doing good things? All right? All right, I'm

1796
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:22,600
Speaker 1: a house a smell like soup. This I don't know

1797
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:24,759
Speaker 1: if I want my house to smell like a soup

1798
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,720
Speaker 1: from a candle is not the same smell as soup

1799
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:32,840
Speaker 1: from Okay, enough all right, all right, this is my

1800
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:38,760
Speaker 1: favorite story of the day. We're fighting for Sorry. Lais

1801
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,800
Speaker 1: has taken a seventeen year hiatus from Super Bowl advertising,

1802
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,160
Speaker 1: but they are returning this year and the brand is

1803
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:48,160
Speaker 1: launching something super cool. It's called Lays Golden Grounds, their

1804
01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:52,000
Speaker 1: NFL team branded potato chips made with spuds that are

1805
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:54,400
Speaker 1: grown in fields that have been mixed with a bit

1806
01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:58,000
Speaker 1: of dirt from twenty nine of the league's teams. So

1807
01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:00,559
Speaker 1: Lay says they started by going and get a little

1808
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,719
Speaker 1: soil directly from each NFL stadium and fields all across

1809
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:06,479
Speaker 1: the country. From there, under the careful watch of the

1810
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,439
Speaker 1: frieda Lay farmers, they mix the soil into separate parts

1811
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:12,799
Speaker 1: of the potato fields and created chips that are grown

1812
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:16,839
Speaker 1: from the grounds of your favorite NFL team. The logo

1813
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:20,200
Speaker 1: of each bag on the outside tells you where those

1814
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:22,840
Speaker 1: chips come from, so few, for example, you're a big

1815
01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Jets fan, or a Buccaneers fan like myself, or a

1816
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:28,080
Speaker 1: Chiefs fan, you can get chips that were grown from

1817
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:31,360
Speaker 1: your stadium grounds. Only two hundred bags of each team

1818
01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:35,400
Speaker 1: are being produced. Three teams did not participate, the Broncos,

1819
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,880
Speaker 1: the Bengals, and the Browns. I don't know why, but

1820
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,760
Speaker 1: you cannot get chips from those people. They're not being

1821
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:42,560
Speaker 1: sold in stores. If you want them, you have to

1822
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: go follow Lays on Twitter at Lays and use the

1823
01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:49,400
Speaker 1: hashtag Lays Golden Grounds, hashtag sweep Steaks, and you can

1824
01:39:49,439 --> 01:39:51,320
Speaker 1: get potato chips that were grown from the dirt of

1825
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:54,000
Speaker 1: your favorite NFL team. So I have to get some

1826
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,439
Speaker 1: Buccaneers because maybe Tom Brady stepped on that dirt so

1827
01:39:57,720 --> 01:40:00,040
Speaker 1: his feet. Yeah, yeah, I'd do that too if I

1828
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:03,000
Speaker 1: had the opportunity, you would, would Joe? Would you lick

1829
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:05,960
Speaker 1: Tom Brady's feet if he puts him in front of you?

1830
01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:07,640
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, Know you're not gonna want to

1831
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:12,599
Speaker 1: hear this. I would do anything to Tom Brady. Dad,

1832
01:40:13,160 --> 01:40:16,400
Speaker 1: I knew it. I't froggy about this yesterday because I

1833
01:40:16,479 --> 01:40:20,280
Speaker 1: knew you did. Yes, you would let you would really? Oh,

1834
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,760
Speaker 1: I would not, But I knew froggy would I just

1835
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:27,519
Speaker 1: porky pigged? Really you would do like you would? Yeah?

1836
01:40:27,960 --> 01:40:30,600
Speaker 1: And Tiger Woods too, I bet yep. You want a

1837
01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:33,640
Speaker 1: three way with Tiger Woods, you and Tom Brady. That

1838
01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:37,799
Speaker 1: would be Oh my god. When I loved in Boston,

1839
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:40,599
Speaker 1: the guys in Boston are so obsessed with Tom Brady

1840
01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:42,160
Speaker 1: that he will all be like, man, I just wish

1841
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:43,560
Speaker 1: you'd hook up with my girlfriend. So then when I

1842
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,439
Speaker 1: hook up with my girlfriend, I'm looking up with Tom Brady.

1843
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:52,439
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a good idea, tom Brady, she said

1844
01:40:52,479 --> 01:40:56,320
Speaker 1: she would. All right, I'm glad you took time to

1845
01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:59,479
Speaker 1: think about it. All right, we're ready for the count out.

1846
01:40:59,479 --> 01:41:02,040
Speaker 1: All right, here Shout cookies. Girl Scout Cookie season is

1847
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:04,679
Speaker 1: here upon us. If you'd like your Girl Scott cookies,

1848
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:06,439
Speaker 1: make sure you go get them. These are the top

1849
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:09,920
Speaker 1: five selling Girls Scout cookies from last season, So these

1850
01:41:09,960 --> 01:41:11,360
Speaker 1: are the ones you can expect to see the most.

1851
01:41:11,479 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 1: Number five Lemonades or lemon Ups as they called him,

1852
01:41:15,439 --> 01:41:19,479
Speaker 1: all right, Number four dosy doze. Those are peanut butter

1853
01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:25,200
Speaker 1: sandwich cookies. Number three, the peanut butter patties are also

1854
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:32,800
Speaker 1: called tag alongs. Number two Caramel Delights or Samoa's. And

1855
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:35,439
Speaker 1: the number one selling Girls Scott Cookie. You gotta put

1856
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:43,320
Speaker 1: him in the freezer. Thin mince. Yeah, yeah, all right,

1857
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:47,519
Speaker 1: I gotta call foul on this countdown. What thin mince?

1858
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:52,240
Speaker 1: Number one girls Got cookie, of course, but we all

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Speaker 1: knew that Yeah, that's that's everyone knows ten mention number one,

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Speaker 1: but you didn't know the other ones? Oh hold on,

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what? I forgot something? What? Scottie b

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Speaker 1: is very upset with General Mills and he wants to

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01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:08,040
Speaker 1: take a little time to vent about something that they're

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01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:11,560
Speaker 1: doing this making him very very angry. Scotty, you know,

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Speaker 1: Scotty be along with this. They host the Serial Killers Podcast,

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Speaker 1: a fabulous podcast under the Elvistrand Umbrella podcast. Thank you now,

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Speaker 1: So what is wrong with General Mills? Well, this came

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Speaker 1: out yesterday. I'm not very enthusiastic about this release, but

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01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 1: it is my duty to report it. So they now

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Speaker 1: came out with this mixed cereal that'll be on shelves soon.

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01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: It's cinnamon, toast Crunch and Lucky Charms in the same box,

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Speaker 1: just mixed together. That's all it is. It's lazy to me.

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Speaker 1: You could do it yourself. That's Scotty's trigger. When we

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01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:46,479
Speaker 1: mix cereal. He gets so about it. He's a purist.

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01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:48,360
Speaker 1: He get mad at me. Yeah, if you try to

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Speaker 1: do it on the podcast, he says, that's for another podcast.

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Speaker 1: But since since they did it, we'll try it. We

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01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:55,360
Speaker 1: know what it's going to taste like but it's in

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Speaker 1: store soon. Wow, Scott, Wow, really this is what keeps

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Speaker 1: you up at night. Yet, well they're not you know

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Speaker 1: what Kelloggs did it Also, Kelloggs didn't mashups. They put

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Speaker 1: frosted flakes with everything. You could do that yourself, so don't.

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01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:07,200
Speaker 1: I sent this to Scottie's Like you could just get

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01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:09,479
Speaker 1: a bowl, take two boxes, pour them in there. You've

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01:43:09,520 --> 01:43:11,400
Speaker 1: done it yourself. They don't have to do this. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So if they mix these two cereals together, yeah, that

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01:43:14,120 --> 01:43:17,080
Speaker 1: boxes on the shelf. Does that box of sereal cost

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01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:19,599
Speaker 1: more than just a regular box of It's same because

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01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:21,120
Speaker 1: it's half and half, so it's the same. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I don't doubts are paying

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Speaker 1: for the marketing. No, it's the same seventeen point seven

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01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:27,400
Speaker 1: ounces as the other boxes. It's just really what makes

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01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:29,760
Speaker 1: you man, it's it just bothers me a little bit

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01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:31,280
Speaker 1: because it's just lazy to me. Come out with a

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01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:33,800
Speaker 1: brand new, exciting cereal and there you go. There's your

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Speaker 1: food news editorial from Scott V. He is triggered. Love you, Froggy.

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01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:46,439
Speaker 1: I love food news even though if duh, the mint,

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01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:50,000
Speaker 1: chocolate mint, whatever those cookies are. Yeah, I mean you

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01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:52,360
Speaker 1: know number two or number three, number four, number five

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01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:56,040
Speaker 1: were I knew Samoas was number two? Come on? All right?

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01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,720
Speaker 1: Uh god? What is that song by Lado? Do it?

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01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:02,520
Speaker 1: What's here? Yeah? Yeah, you can? We play Loto absolutely

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01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:12,720
Speaker 1: big energy. I love this thing, daddy, come on, let's go.

1904
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:22,799
Speaker 1: They edited it was big d energy. What happened to that? Anyway?

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01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:25,280
Speaker 1: Thank you? Lotto excellent into the three things we need

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01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:29,160
Speaker 1: to know? Oh gandhi, what's going on? The suspect in

1907
01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:33,040
Speaker 1: Wisconsin's parade tragedy is now facing seventy one new charges.

1908
01:44:33,160 --> 01:44:36,639
Speaker 1: Prosecutors updated a criminal complaint before he's doing court tomorrow

1909
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:39,799
Speaker 1: for a hearing. It includes sixty one counts of recklessly

1910
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 1: endangering safety and six counts of hit and run. He

1911
01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:44,840
Speaker 1: was already charged with killing an eight year old boy

1912
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Speaker 1: and five adults. Police say he crashed his SUV through

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01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:50,719
Speaker 1: barricades and slammed into a crowd of performers four days

1914
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:54,960
Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving. About nine people are now testing positive for

1915
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,280
Speaker 1: coronavirus every second. That's a new average as a nation

1916
01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:01,760
Speaker 1: top five million cases last week. The omicron variant has

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01:45:01,840 --> 01:45:04,240
Speaker 1: exploded in less than two months, and they say only

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01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:07,880
Speaker 1: twenty six counties in the country are without high transmission.

1919
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,760
Speaker 1: Rhode Island is now the most infected state, followed by

1920
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:15,200
Speaker 1: New York, Massachusetts, Massachusetts, I'm so sorry, and New Jersey.

1921
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:17,080
Speaker 1: California is lower on the list, but just set a

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01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:19,879
Speaker 1: pandemic record for the number of daily cases. And officials

1923
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:22,439
Speaker 1: are reminding you that even though it's the omicron variant

1924
01:45:22,479 --> 01:45:25,400
Speaker 1: that's raging right now, the delta variant is actually worse.

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Speaker 1: And finally, guys, it's a very special day for us.

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Speaker 1: Did you know this day? It is? What is it?

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01:45:31,479 --> 01:45:35,760
Speaker 1: It's Public Radio Broadcasting Day? Oh day. The world is

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01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:38,240
Speaker 1: celebrating a very special piece of technology, and that is

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01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:41,160
Speaker 1: the radio. This day honors those who invented radio and

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01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:44,439
Speaker 1: devised public broadcasting. It gave us a newfound appreciation for

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01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:47,360
Speaker 1: technology and it's importance in our lives. So if you

1932
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:49,760
Speaker 1: know anybody who works in radio, send them a little

1933
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:52,320
Speaker 1: bit of love today and celebrate radio. Send the money.

1934
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:54,720
Speaker 1: Money is great too, We'll take money instead of love.

1935
01:45:55,080 --> 01:46:08,200
Speaker 1: Of course, radio shows. Ever. Yeah, in the morning showers,

1936
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:11,040
Speaker 1: it's scary Jones. The good neighbors at State Farm believe

1937
01:46:11,160 --> 01:46:12,640
Speaker 1: you don't have to give up what you love for

1938
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:16,040
Speaker 1: great insurance for surprisingly great rates, like a good neighbor.

1939
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,559
Speaker 1: State Farm is there call or go to state farm

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Speaker 1: dot com to get a quote today, El mister, m Hi,

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01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:28,720
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. I'm vaccinated. Show. All right, So

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01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:32,120
Speaker 1: you're on a desert island by yourself. You got stranded

1943
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 1: there for whatever reason. Who is in this room? Who

1944
01:46:35,439 --> 01:46:39,439
Speaker 1: on the show would survive the longest? Oh me you

1945
01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 1: five years minimum? Mister can burn immediately exactly. I step

1946
01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:48,240
Speaker 1: one fine shade. You would die because there's no mirror.

1947
01:46:50,439 --> 01:46:53,679
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the same thing. That's so funny. Okay,

1948
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:56,639
Speaker 1: in all seriousness, I think Froggy would survive. I think

1949
01:46:56,920 --> 01:46:59,559
Speaker 1: Gandhi probably the rest of us were dead. I think

1950
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:02,000
Speaker 1: you're a sin. Andrew would because he's been training to

1951
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:04,439
Speaker 1: be on Survivors, so I think he'd do Grointh. Guess what.

1952
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:08,679
Speaker 1: They haven't chosen him yet. All that is not nice,

1953
01:47:09,439 --> 01:47:12,720
Speaker 1: not nice, not nice. So there are some myths out there.

1954
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:16,880
Speaker 1: You think you know how to survive. Somebody can kill you,

1955
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:19,760
Speaker 1: and you think, oh no, nothing's gonna kill me. Right,

1956
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:23,040
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. If you're lost in the desert.

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01:47:24,560 --> 01:47:25,880
Speaker 1: How do you get your water? How do you get

1958
01:47:25,880 --> 01:47:29,679
Speaker 1: you how do you drink? I know, a solar Still

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01:47:30,080 --> 01:47:33,200
Speaker 1: you're ready, You're ready. You can't technically use your own

1960
01:47:33,360 --> 01:47:35,640
Speaker 1: urine because you pee on the ground and then you

1961
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:39,800
Speaker 1: cover it with plastic and then the condensation catches on

1962
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:44,240
Speaker 1: the top of the plastic and you can actually drink that. Well,

1963
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:50,000
Speaker 1: you'd have to fight plastic exactly a better way. Okay, okay, okay,

1964
01:47:51,479 --> 01:47:53,280
Speaker 1: you would, you would. You would set up something like

1965
01:47:53,439 --> 01:47:56,080
Speaker 1: leaves to then drain water so that when it rains,

1966
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:58,120
Speaker 1: you can collect the rain water because that's more pure.

1967
01:47:58,160 --> 01:48:00,879
Speaker 1: You can probably just as many leaves. There is plastic

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01:48:00,920 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 1: in a desert. What about you waited and followed a

1969
01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:06,439
Speaker 1: little animal around, then they'll find water for you. Do

1970
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:08,400
Speaker 1: you know what? I like that? Yeah, But a lot

1971
01:48:08,439 --> 01:48:12,080
Speaker 1: of animals that live in the desert they don't need water.

1972
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,599
Speaker 1: You do like in the cartoons, and you just keep

1973
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:17,040
Speaker 1: going until you see that mirage in front of you

1974
01:48:17,320 --> 01:48:20,000
Speaker 1: and then you dive in. A lot of people think

1975
01:48:20,040 --> 01:48:23,519
Speaker 1: you can just get water from a cactus. Oh can you?

1976
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:29,880
Speaker 1: They do hold moisture huh, But it's not drinkable. Trying

1977
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,000
Speaker 1: to suck liquid from a cactus will make you sick

1978
01:48:32,080 --> 01:48:35,400
Speaker 1: and even more dehydrated. Don't do it, really? Yeah, okay.

1979
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Speaker 1: Let's say you're swimming in the ocean and you're attacked

1980
01:48:37,479 --> 01:48:39,280
Speaker 1: by a shark. What do you do go? Oh, you

1981
01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:41,280
Speaker 1: bop it on the nose or poke out its eye. No,

1982
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 1: you do not boat the Oh the noses on the sharks.

1983
01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,840
Speaker 1: Aren't it sisitive? But yes you do? You go for

1984
01:48:47,920 --> 01:48:52,639
Speaker 1: their eyes? Oh okay, or their gills? Oh yeah, stick

1985
01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:54,479
Speaker 1: your finger in there, which I'm sure we all think

1986
01:48:54,479 --> 01:48:57,120
Speaker 1: about getting attacked by a shark. Ry your car is

1987
01:48:57,120 --> 01:49:01,880
Speaker 1: sticking in a lake. When do you open your door? Um?

1988
01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:05,000
Speaker 1: You don't. You actually roll up all the windows and

1989
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:10,200
Speaker 1: just pray that no water gets in. You're gonna float

1990
01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:14,599
Speaker 1: the water surrounding my car. It's gonna be so heavy,

1991
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to open up my door.

1992
01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:19,320
Speaker 1: They say, if you run into a lake, you wait

1993
01:49:19,439 --> 01:49:22,840
Speaker 1: until it's fully submerged. Then you open your door, because

1994
01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:27,760
Speaker 1: it's then when the pressure equalizes and you But I say,

1995
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:30,720
Speaker 1: rolling down your window as soon as you can is

1996
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:38,400
Speaker 1: the best strategy them all up. You live in Florida,

1997
01:49:39,600 --> 01:49:43,080
Speaker 1: right if an alligator's chasing you, Okay, what do you do?

1998
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:47,000
Speaker 1: People say, run zigzag, But but then I've also heard

1999
01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:49,680
Speaker 1: that's not true. You better off to just freak and

2000
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:52,280
Speaker 1: run and get up, get up on something that's higher

2001
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:55,320
Speaker 1: than They don't climb very well. So if you can

2002
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,920
Speaker 1: elevate yourself away, whether it's a tree or whether it's

2003
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,360
Speaker 1: a fence or something, to elevate yourself away from the alligator.

2004
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:03,000
Speaker 1: Let's get back to running, they say. Sometimes they say

2005
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:05,040
Speaker 1: zig zag is the best because they can't release zig

2006
01:50:05,080 --> 01:50:08,720
Speaker 1: and zag that fast. But I'm hearing from those in

2007
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:10,680
Speaker 1: the no, run a straight line as fast as you

2008
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:14,080
Speaker 1: can and keep going, because they say alligators have much

2009
01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:17,320
Speaker 1: less stamina than you. Right, Really, they will wear out first,

2010
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:20,240
Speaker 1: those little legs and big body. If you're stranded on

2011
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:23,760
Speaker 1: a desert island, you should do what you're on an

2012
01:50:23,840 --> 01:50:29,000
Speaker 1: island surrounded by water, start a fire. Should you build

2013
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:31,519
Speaker 1: a raft and try to float to another island? No? No,

2014
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:35,040
Speaker 1: why I know where that other island is. We suck

2015
01:50:35,080 --> 01:50:37,920
Speaker 1: in the ocean forever. You're more likely to die if

2016
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:40,000
Speaker 1: you try to leave the island. Really, you're better off

2017
01:50:40,040 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 1: building a shelter and making a big S O S

2018
01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:47,160
Speaker 1: sign with like twigs and stuff. All right, we're getting

2019
01:50:47,160 --> 01:50:51,320
Speaker 1: the twigs. I don't know, but you're driving. You see

2020
01:50:51,320 --> 01:50:57,160
Speaker 1: a tornado, you hide under an overpass or not? Yes,

2021
01:50:58,520 --> 01:51:01,840
Speaker 1: narrow openings like that actually make the winds accelerate. Did

2022
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:06,080
Speaker 1: you know, No, being under an overpass could possibly be

2023
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:09,519
Speaker 1: more dangerous. Oh damn, I didn't know that all these

2024
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Speaker 1: things we thought would save us are going to kill us. Right,

2025
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Speaker 1: dumbass dead people vis vis Duran in the Morning Show