WEBVTT - Online Tutorial 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:05.720 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:09.360 was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.560 old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.079 in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:20.600 poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:24.440 free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:29.200 starts right now that it does, and welcome in. We 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:35.000 are in the air everywhere the vast power of I 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.559 Heart Podcasting and the I heart podcast Network, the global 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.320 reach you obviously found the podcast were available wherever you 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.760 get podcast. 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So we 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:31.160 had a over under of seven on on critical feedback 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.680 onto Apple iTunes. So what the tally? Right now? What 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.679 do we got? What's the what were we at well 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.080 last week where we had two reviews or two two 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:44.080 two oh two? Yeah, hold on, let me check. Oh, 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.680 I think we're all. I think we pushed. It looks 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:53.160 like we got seven. Uh, we only got seven. That's good. Yeah, 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.760 right on the money. Let's see what some of the 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:01.160 newest ones are and we'll read these stubble Smeg, I 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.760 don't think that's the real name. I love Big Ben, 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:06.440 makes me laugh, makes me think, makes me relax and 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.280 have a little fun. I'm in Flyover Country and not 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:13.160 into local soil Cow sports scene. But as humor resonates 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.560 with me, do we do a local southern California sports show? 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:19.679 Guest conner, I thought this is a national a well 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.640 to be fair, unless like the Dodgers are collapsing in 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.920 the game sevenal World Series, or like the Clippers are 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:26.920 in the play. Yeah, but I like, I don't like 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:30.080 obsessed with that stuff. I mean, I try not to. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.040 Maybe I remember I do too much. Let me know. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.799 I mean I I talked about a lot of ship. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.080 I don't really particularly have a passionate. Well it's not 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:38.720 I don't have a passion about it, but it's not. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.519 It's not the very top of my my watch list, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.200 you know what I'm saying. Yeah. And the other thing, too, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.080 is like some of the elements that we have talked about, 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.119 or at least you have on your show, like they're 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.919 pretty fucking polarizing, like the Dodgers losing back to back 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.800 world series with the Houston Nastros coming into play, um, 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.920 the Rams collapsing in the Super Bowl and then just 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.080 throwing up a goose egg the following season and not 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.200 using Todd like those are things load management with Kwaide 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:04.960 Leonard like those are things that really jumped out on 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:10.080 a national platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely more reviews. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.520 Danny in the o C he listened to the podcast 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.440 with Hacks. I say his memories of Hacks are good 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.640 to hear Hacks on with the Nocturnal Colonel. Thank you 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:21.079 for that. Uh, let's see her Continental and Escalades. I'm 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.200 sure that's his real name. Also right, and says Ben 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.680 Mallor the only podcast that made me download the I 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.160 Heart Radio app and listen to all my podcasts and 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.000 I heart radio. Do you hear that? I heart Radio 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:39.800 management I have we have the great Continentals and Escalades, 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:45.040 super fan of the show. There you go. All right, 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.840 those are some of them. This yeah, I think we's 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.120 said we were two oh two. You said we're two 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.360 oh nine. So if we get seven a week and 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.280 we beg every week for customer reviews, we will eventually 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.720 get to like a thousand by the time we're eighty, right. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:08.120 Does that Does that mean we can monetize after that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, exactly, 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:09.960 keep it, keep you on. This is how funked up 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.280 the podcast world is, Like, I'll let you in behind 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.280 the curtain a little bit, Like that's one of the 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.880 things they look at. They look at customer reviews. It's 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.240 like one of the criteria on how to make money. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.039 We're not making any money on this, but how to 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.200 make money on a podcast. The people that I heart 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.640 are like, well, what are the views and what do 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:29.479 people saying and uh and those kind of things. So 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.000 it's it's it's interesting, I said, I interested in how 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.800 they you know, they make the hot dogs and all that. 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:37.719 It's it's an interesting thing. So coming up on today's podcast, 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:41.240 we have study and survey this tribute to Penn and 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:45.760 Teller real bullshit. We've got pop quiz and I think 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.440 that's it. I think we have enough with that for 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.719 this podcast. I think that will provide us enough compelling 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.560 content for this podcast. Is that correct? I think we're right? Yeah, alright, 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.480 So it's a it's a Saturday, here we go. Let's 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.919 get to study this. These your actual studies by actual 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:05.440 universities and people in the scientifical world, these typical world. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.280 All right, so let's see what do we have here. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.080 We'll start out with this word a new discovery, new 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:16.840 discovery gascon This is very exciting of the skinny gene. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.560 That what the hell skinny? Uh? The so called skinny 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:25.400 gene researchers have an answers do I So many people 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.200 con seemingly eat whatever the funk they want at the 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:32.080 buffet and not they don't get any weight. They don't 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.760 get any weight. Um, go out, eat ice cream at 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.000 two in the morning, eat a pound of candy bars, 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.560 a whole box of Hershey bars. You're you're not getting 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:47.280 any weight. Well, they figured out why scientists scientists from Austria, 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:52.000 Canada and Estonia, all working together, say that lower or 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:58.960 deficient levels of the gene an a plastic limbhoma Canassi. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.400 I like how I said that with a question mark 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:07.719 a LK are significantly linked to skinniness and bodily resistance 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:12.040 to weight gain. Most research projects focusing on weight loss 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:16.040 and gain. Search of genes has caused that they try 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.800 to figure out what causes the bacity. The study is 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.039 novel though, due the fact that it focuses specifically on 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.800 a gene that is related to thinness. Now you talk 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:31.880 about genetic modification of you know, designer babies, would you 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.440 put that in like would you want to have I 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.919 would love to have had that life and have a 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:41.080 big hearty appetite and not gain any weight and not 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.280 have to worry about that. Part of me says yes, 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.600 but the other part says no, because like what if 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.680 what if you have a young boy and you want 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.600 him to grow up and be like a football player. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.400 You know you're a big guy, so what why don't 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.160 you want to have Why don't you want him to 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.679 have your genes and possibly be like a left tackle 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:06.000 or a right tackle and b six ft four, and 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.040 I don't like the old kids. As long as they're healthy. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.520 You know, you want him healthy and able to live, 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.560 to live a good life, right. Like, I got a 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.800 buddy of mine who's like, I'm sure my kid if 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.200 I you know, if I had a kid, it would 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:22.680 not be an athletic chip. I got a buddy of 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.320 mine who who I grew up with. He's six ft 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:29.160 six and he he always said from the day that 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.120 we met, he's looking for D one. And I'm like, 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.800 what the funk is D one? He says, I'm looking 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:35.800 for a D one. I'm like, what is a D one? 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.240 He's like, I need to find a woman who's like that. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.280 Like that's like the var Ball did that, didn't leave 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.400 Ball do that? Yeah, Like he was looking for a 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.280 woman that had like great genetics, good height, good skin, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.560 like whatever it may be, it didn't matter if she 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.240 was like nice, just as long as she had the 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.800 other elements, so he could possibly have a kid that 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.800 would be a D one athlete. One day and sure ship, 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.600 that motherfucker had two kids. One of them came out 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.720 a monster. It was like ten ounds three ounces, and 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.800 that thee was just underneath that but these kids who 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:08.200 are like huge, like baby man child's and they're well 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.120 on their way. They're gonna be just like his dad. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.560 So if I had a kid, I could see my 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.920 kid growing up to be like a Paul mckennski type 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:19.200 center in the NBA old school. NBA said, look him up. Yeah, 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.640 better that or Bryan Reeves Big Country, Big Country. H 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.400 Mckski actually had a career with Big Country ex flamed out. No, No, 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:31.560 Big Country, Big Country was Bakensky was ugly looking, pasty 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:35.240 white guy with bad hair who I remember watching. I 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.720 went to a Bucks game against the Clippers and mckski 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.200 was playing for the Bucks and I was like, what 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:44.079 the fund is that guy's an NBA player. Jesus christ Um. Anyway, 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:46.559 uh so this is some people are saying this is 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:50.240 junk science, this report about the skinny jean, But it 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:55.840 compared forty seven thousand people, and uh it's it's that 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.400 does not seem like a statistical fluke. That is a 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:04.320 large sample size. Yeah so anyway, that's who knows what. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.120 All the fat people have the same thought. Boy, I'd 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.720 love to have that life. See I'm I'm I'm a 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.080 bigger guyle is like actually thinking you were saying skinny 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:16.600 jeans like material like the people were like, yeah, fat 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.040 people should not wear skinny jeans. I don't thin skinny 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:21.080 people should wear skinny jeans. But that's just how I 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.120 that's how I operate my life. Yes, I'm fully to 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.960 agree with Yes, alright, moving on on study this, how 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:31.440 did law become part of human civilization? There's a new 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:36.040 study out that shows about that. Uh talks about that, 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:42.280 and the researchers have posted online that they go back 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:46.360 to ancient societies and they believe a study of research 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.600 at the University of Central Florida and University of Montreal 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:53.440 found that several ancient societies had remarkably similar legal codes 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:57.920 despite being thousands of miles and years apart, indicating they 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:03.160 believe that law and order made be an instinct of sorts, 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.400 of all sorts of human beings. Well, you wouldn't know 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:10.880 it this week, guess. But Uh, that is interesting that 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:15.200 back before global travel and and plus there's is different 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:20.880 time periods and whatnot. Um, that is it's a fascinating dynamic. Now, 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.160 is it possible? I guess it's not really possibly. They 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.880 looked at let's see, they looked at laws that are 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.520 over three thousand, eight hundred years old and laws that 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:32.760 are fourteen hundred years old Chinese laws, and then they 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:38.320 looked at the criminal Code of Pennsylvania and they were similar. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:42.720 So I wonder if we could bring anything back from 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.560 back in the day, Like I wouldn't want to recommend 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:49.560 public stoning, but uh, I would love to what would 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.920 you like guess and what kind of corporal punishment would 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.240 you like to know? To open up Quantanamo Bay again? 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.600 That was a few years Nothing wrong with that, um, 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.880 but you know, we we publicly shame people on Twitter 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:02.840 and nowadays, what's wrong with having these people shamed up 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.440 and down the street. Be sure to catch live editions 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.079 of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:11.720 eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:16.240 Heart Radio app. Well, it's the mob, the angry mob. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.800 You see the way this works. And I don't know 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.839 who has the bugle, but somebody has the bugle and 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.840 they blow into the bugle and the cavalry comes into attack, 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:27.280 and that's very effective. The attack poodles. The poodles come 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:30.040 in and start attacking you bots bringing the box. Well, 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.480 typically when you have those accounts set up. There's always 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.400 the notifications that set off somebody right away so that 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.360 they immediately respond, like in the in the blink of 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.880 an eye, it doesn't matter who it is. Like you 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.439 get listeners that respond as soon as you tweet something 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:46.120 out within seconds. I got the notifications set so ben 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.920 tweets boom instant response like they do it across the board, 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:55.440 doesn't matter the celebrity. Alright. Another study out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.280 here we go. Scientists have been able to grow many 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:03.520 human liver from stem cells and successfully transplant them into 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.439 rest And this is great news. Um, some of you know, 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.160 my mom died years ago from cancer. She had breast cancer. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.679 But she beat that a couple of she had to. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:13.880 She actually had cancer three times. She had beaten. The 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.480 fourth time knocked her out. But um, she she had 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.200 breast cancer and then she was like almost five years. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.480 You know the cancer game. If you make it five years, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.840 you're you're in really you're in good shape. They consider 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.640 you mostly cancer free at that point. Right, she was 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.720 like a four years and like ten months and the 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.400 cancer came back, but it spread to her liver. And 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.040 you're really fucked when you get liver cancer, right, and 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.640 you're just and so if they're able to figure out 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:45.040 how to a grow livers some way and and then 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.520 successfully get that into the human body, my god, would 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:52.480 that be awesome? That would be an amazing thing. Be awesome. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.400 This kind of goes back to our conversation last week 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.680 about Elon Musk and neuralink, like having a ship placed 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:06.360 in your mind if it can help cure Alzheimer's or dementia. Sure, yeah, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.760 it's again. It's it's one of those things where you 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.400 don't really give a funk about liver transplants unless you 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.959 have liver carer. All of a sudden this becomes a 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:18.000 very important issue, you know. It's like, suddenly this becomes 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.679 the other one. Oh, our boss Andrew Ashwood who died 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.440 of pancreatic cancer, he had that for for a while, 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.040 our old boss of Fox. Um, if they could that's 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.720 a really tough one, the pancreatic cancer. That's there's really 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.959 just nothing they can do depend if they don't get 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.880 it early, and they don't usually get it early. So 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.720 they got to figure out something with that. That's also 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.160 on the on the list, all right. This kind of 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.600 relates to pop quiz, but it's not a blank device. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:48.640 Um may soon be commonplace in America that it involves 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:53.280 the coronavirus pandemic, but it might become a regular device 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.520 that we all have day to day life in America. Thermometer, no, 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:07.400 a handheld uval fight that kills COVID nineteen. About that phone, keys, wallet, 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.640 all of that. Bringing the ultra violet device just in 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.800 case you want to have another thing to put in 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:18.360 your in your pocket and all that. But new researchers 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:22.320 say that portable handheld ultra violet light devices capable of 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:27.640 killing the COVID nineteen coronavirus from muhan Hina maybe a 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.880 reality in the future. These gadgets may as a weasel work, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:34.840 but these gadgets would emit high intensity ultra violet light 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:40.520 and quickly disinfect targeted areas. So here's what you gotta do, Guest. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.760 First of all, you got to investigate this. Secondly, you've 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.840 got to find out which companies are gonna make this 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.600 and invest in these things, because the people that are germophobes, 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.800 even when this is over, the people that germophobes are 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.560 still gonna buy this. The hypochondria acts are gonna buy this. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.640 This is gonna be a big market. There's a lot 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.880 of market for the device that that they can market 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.000 it will kill the coronavirus, of course they they the 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.640 way they would market the final thing here, the way 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:08.200 they would market it is nine chance it will kill 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.440 the coronavirus, right, because I can't say because in case 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.040 it doesn't actually work, right of course. And it's it's 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.240 funny you said that, Like we talked about this on 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:20.680 a previous episode, like investment wise, besides the airline industry, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:26.520 is it's exactly what I've been looking at tech and pharmaceuticals. Yeah, yeah, 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.480 I mean it's it's really scatter shot though the farm 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:33.960 the pharmaceutical companies because they've all got stuff in development, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.520 most of them. But what actually, who's the one you got? 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.760 Can you bet on the one that will find the 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:44.120 cure for cancer that will then become Amazon? You know 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.240 what I'm saying? Can you figure that one out? That's 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:51.960 always the problem or Amazon actually buys them out right? Exactly? 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.480 There you go? All right? More studies here eight seven 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:00.520 eight seven percent of people say that they've had usual 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:05.720 dreams since the apocalypse started. That includes twenty who have 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:10.760 had an unexpected dream about their ex but that you know, 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.200 the old flame popping up back in your head while 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.240 you're sleeping. Now, I've always been of the belief guest 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:20.200 gut and my wife agrees with this that whatever you 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.000 were doing in the hours a couple of hours before 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.800 you went to sleep, you're watching TV or listen to 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.520 a radio show. I get emails from people about this. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:32.080 But whatever you're doing, uh, you will have some dream 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.800 will be loosely related to that. If you are a dreamer, 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.320 I'm not. I usually don't sleep deep enough unless I 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.880 get drugged with my Kirkland brand sleep aid um to dream. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:42.840 When I take the Kirkland Brand sleep Aid, I do 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.479 get into a deep enough state of sleep where I 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.000 I'm able to dream. But it is true like if 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.880 you if you're watching the rioting and the looting and 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.800 the pillaging of cities on news on the news before 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.280 you go to bed, chances are you gonna have some 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:00.440 kind of dream related to fire or crime or something 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:05.080 like that. Man, I tend to agree with you on that. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:08.720 On the other side, though, I've had some random dreams 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:12.720 about x is or just women I've dated in the past. Now, 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.919 are you making whoopie in this Were you going hubba 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.440 hubba with the or you were just hanging out with 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.639 him or whatever? Yeah, Like I had a dream about 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:24.919 an X Like I remember this distinctly where it was 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:28.920 during this like a pandemic chaos, and then all of 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.880 a sudden, I went from one room to another room, 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.120 almost like a slide show. I went from one room 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:39.800 to the other, soone from chaos to a beach, and 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.080 I remember she was just laying out sunbathing on a 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.240 reclining chair and she says, fuck you found me, And 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:48.159 then I woke up. I remember that ship like it 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.440 was yesterday, and I was like, what, why the funk 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:53.800 am I dreaming about you? And too, why the funk 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:58.760 am I dreaming about you? They're like, and then just 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.960 cussing me out in the dream. I just I don't 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.119 know what it meant, but why she's an ex, I 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:07.920 believe right, YEA, Generally we don't like to hang out 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.040 with people that curse us out. That usually doesn't go 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:16.239 well for the long term relationship, you know. Not that 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:19.160 not that I'm a relationship expertly or like Dr Drew 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.520 or anything like that. All my relationships had been long term. 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:25.280 My shortest relationship was like three years. Oh my god, 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:28.359 this is I never had long term relationship with really. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.000 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.640 Show week days at two am Eastern pm Pacific, oh 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:37.720 before my wife. Yeah, I I never. I mean it 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:40.119 was all like a few months at the most. It 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:44.320 was terrible because well, I was so fat, women wouldn't 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:46.520 getting near me. I was for many years, so that 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:49.520 was my first problem. And maybe occasionally I would have 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:51.520 a hook up here and there, but it was very rare. 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:54.879 And then and then later on when I did go 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:57.800 out and date, it was it was like, you're such 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.399 a great guy, and I like you a lot, but 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:02.359 you know, work every Friday and Saturday night and we 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:03.960 can't go out and I like to get dressed up 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.440 and go out in the weekend, so fuck you. It 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.600 was that kind of thing. And so, you know, once 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:11.960 you get in this business and you get those bad hours, 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.080 you stop getting invited to parties, you stopped getting you know, 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.320 that kind of thing. So and then, but yeah, I've 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.880 never I've never really had long term relationships with anybody 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:23.359 as far as women are continuing. Dudes, I've known, but 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.240 that didn't sleep with. So I don't think it counts you. 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:30.400 I can't prove it, but maybe al right, a thirst 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.920 for knowledge, thirst for knowledge. New study were doing study, 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:36.440 this survey, this tribute to Pennant Teller's bullshit, that old 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.679 show back on showtime back in the day. All right, 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:43.560 So Vanderbilt University New researchers study concludes that children prefer 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:48.600 story books containing information explaining how and why the world 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.240 works the way it does. The authors believe their work 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.440 will help parents and teachers alike pick out reading materials 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:58.240 that children will be more willing to embrace. Yeah, why 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:01.360 do you think the news media's so powerful right now? 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:05.720 It's because they've infiltrated social media and then they disperse 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:08.600 that ship out to the young masses and they're just 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:13.040 fucking sheep. Well, yeah, we we talked about this in 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:15.160 the previous episode of the Fifth Hour podcast. I forget 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:16.280 which one. I think it was here. I don't think 0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:18.720 it was on the radio. That and this was a 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:23.919 study people learn from stories, Yes, that we are all 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:27.280 wired to learn from stories. Like if you give someone 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:30.160 just facts and not a story, they will not retain that, 0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:33.639 that will not resonate with people. Um, We're all wired. 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:35.520 It's just genetics. We're all wired and the same way 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:38.800 we want to hear the story, whatever that is. You 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:41.680 learn religion from the stories of the Bible, right, That's 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.639 how you learn religion from the stories in the Bible. 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:48.439 You you learn any medium from from stories. But one 0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:50.520 of the reasons people like certain radio shows because they 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:53.639 tell stories. That's it, you know, the little stories that 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:57.560 people love. Here is that I standing exact because when 0:20:57.560 --> 0:20:59.320 I was a kid, my mom used to read to me, 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:03.280 and I I freaking love and I thought that was 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:04.840 the greatest thing in the world. You know, you lay 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:07.680 in bed, your jabaz on, you got your your Superman, 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.640 Teddy Bear or whatever, and you just your mom reading. 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:12.840 It's awesome. Yeah so, And I think as you grow 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:15.080 up you like people to be like it flashes back 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.439 to your younger days. You're like, oh, somebody's reading him. 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:19.240 It's like, um, I'm like a kid again. But you 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:21.240 think about it, you could do it in a simplistic 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:23.920 form like here in Los Angeles. The difference between Vince 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:27.439 Skill and every other Dodgers broadcaster we've ever had is 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:31.639 what like his ability to to tell a story and 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.760 not just be a stat driven play by play broadcaster. 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:39.239 Everybody else was like that. Vinn was not. And he 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:42.439 was also intelligent. He was educated, and he had a 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.960 great grasp of of not a U S history, but 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:50.000 human history. And he made everything into a conversation or 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.199 welcome me in, and it was relatable. Like that was 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.400 the biggest thing. That's why we loved him so much. 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:57.760 He was like a friend talking to you. Yeah. And um. 0:21:58.040 --> 0:21:59.600 One of the things I've tried to add to my 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:02.879