Speaker 1: There are some second date updates that we do where
Speaker 1: I'm really pulling for the person on the phone, and
Speaker 1: today is one of those occasions because I want the
Speaker 1: guy to get a second date today. His name is Michael,
Speaker 1: and judging from his email, all of the odds were
Speaker 1: stacked against him when he went out on his date
Speaker 1: and that's probably why he's not getting a call back. Michael,
Speaker 1: what's up, man? How are you? Hey? How's it going?
Speaker 1: Not bad? Way better than you on your date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was not exactly the best week, right. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: Jubile just painted you as the underdog, and everybody roots
Speaker 1: for the underdog, so things are already looking up. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell us about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call? What's her name? Her name is Alicia? Alicia?
Speaker 1: And where'd you meet Alicia? We met on you know,
Speaker 1: one of the dating apps that you know a lot
Speaker 1: of people go on with Tender. We met on Tender. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, there's no shame in that, Michael. I don't
Speaker 1: know a lot of people get really kind of judge
Speaker 1: one night, say Tender or meet on like another dating app.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like to embrace technology sometimes, you know,
Speaker 1: don't worry about the haters in life, Michael, you do
Speaker 1: embrace that technology, Mike, Well, I did. So what you
Speaker 1: like so much about Alicia? Oh well, not only is
Speaker 1: she beautiful, she's a I don't know, like I something.
Speaker 1: It was more I'm, like I said, I'm still embracing
Speaker 1: the app, but I mean it tooks me a while
Speaker 1: to even want to get to know somebody, you know,
Speaker 1: So I just thought, just like, Wow, she's really cute.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna swipe right. Okay, And you guys obviously went
Speaker 1: out because you're doing a second date update right now.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back? Well,
Speaker 1: before we even get to that, I gotta lay some
Speaker 1: contacts out so you know exactly why the date went bad. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting kind of in a coffee shop one day,
Speaker 1: trying to get some work done, just like everybody else,
Speaker 1: and you know, coffee shop or drinking coffee, and went
Speaker 1: to the bathroom kind of left a little bit of
Speaker 1: my stuff out, all right, Yeah, this is a weird
Speaker 1: set up to something that happened before the date. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, life's weird, right, so it is, Michael, So
Speaker 1: why was it so weird that you went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom in this coffee shop. No, it wasn't weird that
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom coffee that was that was
Speaker 1: pretty normal. Oh it was weird when I came back
Speaker 1: and I found my stuff was gone. Oh no, someone
Speaker 1: stole your stuff. Yes, they took my wallet, my personal phone,
Speaker 1: like I'm using my backup phone, my old phone right now.
Speaker 1: I mean that sucks, But what does that have to
Speaker 1: do with the date? Well, can't exactly pay for too
Speaker 1: much of a date if you don't have money or
Speaker 1: cars or anything, can you? Okay, so did you make
Speaker 1: her pay? Then? Luckily I took her to a spot
Speaker 1: that I had a gift card too. Okay, and everything's
Speaker 1: going great, we're talking, we're chatting, next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: and in the night comes time to pay the bill.
Speaker 1: Waitress took a gift card and she came back and
Speaker 1: said that I don't have enough money to cover the
Speaker 1: whole bill on there, like, okay, well can you put
Speaker 1: it on this card? And I put it on a
Speaker 1: backup card, which I didn't tell her this. It was
Speaker 1: my mom's credit card that I had to use. But
Speaker 1: it's all understandable. I mean, you got all of your
Speaker 1: stuff stolen. It's not like if you explain this story,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be like, oh, screw you. Well, they still
Speaker 1: wouldn't take it because it wasn't my name on it.
Speaker 1: Oh so you were trying to use your mom's credit
Speaker 1: card and it got returned to you because of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they said that my mom needs to be
Speaker 1: there and pay with it, and she definitely wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Kind of being embarrassing if it was a date and
Speaker 1: a mom date at the same time, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're the only way your date could have been
Speaker 1: worse actually is if your mom was there. Yeah, it definitely,
Speaker 1: I mean it did kind of get worse, though, what
Speaker 1: it got worse than I'm telling you you didn't need
Speaker 1: your mom to actually pay the bill. Yeah, well, she
Speaker 1: had to cover the rest of the bill, and then
Speaker 1: I tried calling her Uber and of course my card
Speaker 1: was canceled order her own Uber, so she had to
Speaker 1: pay for everything. Basically. Yeah, what was her reaction to
Speaker 1: all of this? Though? She was pissed. She was like
Speaker 1: she I could tell in her face that she was
Speaker 1: kind of pissed. I feel like you shouldn't even want
Speaker 1: to go out with her again. Michael, you don't want
Speaker 1: a girl who's going to be upset about something like that.
Speaker 1: You're trying, you're putting the effort in. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: also didn't tell her that all my stuff got stolen. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you wouldn't tell her that. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought she found out. She think I'm just like
Speaker 1: a dumbast or something like, well, you're dumbing enough to
Speaker 1: put your stuff there, and blah blah blah. You know,
Speaker 1: so she just thinks that you're just like a cheap
Speaker 1: skate trying to pay with gift cards that don't have
Speaker 1: enough money and then your mom's credit card and then yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing that's missing out of that
Speaker 1: is like, oh, yeah, still living in my parents' basement?
Speaker 1: So wait are you though? Are you still living in No? No,
Speaker 1: that was a joke. Okay, alright, No, Michael, I didn't
Speaker 1: know where our boundaries were here. It's not the basement.
Speaker 1: He's in the room next door, right, Michael. No, No,
Speaker 1: I got my own place like a year ago. So nice.
Speaker 1: I'm good. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't need your mom's approval, do I okay, we'll
Speaker 1: do it right after this. Looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: I really want Michael, who is the guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for the second day update today, I really want
Speaker 1: him to get a second date. You if you just
Speaker 1: tuned in, Michael is on the phone. He wants to
Speaker 1: call Alicia. They went and hung out at a bar,
Speaker 1: and it turns out that Michael looked like he was
Speaker 1: broke because he had a gift card and he prayed
Speaker 1: with his gift card but didn't have enough money on it,
Speaker 1: so they asked for a credit card. He had his
Speaker 1: mom's credit card and they wouldn't let him use that
Speaker 1: because it wasn't his. And then when he tried to
Speaker 1: get her an Uber after the date, it got turned
Speaker 1: down because his card was declined. And the reason all
Speaker 1: that happened is because he had his stuff stolen. But Michael,
Speaker 1: for some reason didn't feel like telling Alicia that, so
Speaker 1: she just thinks he's just really bad with money. Are
Speaker 1: you wishing that you would have brought cash with you
Speaker 1: during your date night? Yeah, definitely, but you know, again,
Speaker 1: had everything stolen, so I couldn't get any care. That's
Speaker 1: good point get a barrow maybe from your mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I really want you to get a second date.
Speaker 1: The reason is because if she agrees to go on
Speaker 1: a date with you, we'll send you guys out with
Speaker 1: some gift cards. And I want to give you nothing
Speaker 1: but gift cards that are under the limit. Ye, just
Speaker 1: to do it again to you, Michael. All right, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, do you want me to tell her that
Speaker 1: the reason you couldn't pay for anything was because your
Speaker 1: stuff was stolen? Or do you want to tell her that?
Speaker 1: I guess, or maybe I should tell her? Okay, how
Speaker 1: long as she gets the information. I mean I got
Speaker 1: nothing else from at this point. Yeah, So you want
Speaker 1: to tell her? I guess I should. Yeah, Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to bring Yes, I'll let you bring it up there.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, I'm dollar phone of her. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Selicia? Yes? Who is This is Jewbil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? What
Speaker 1: was that last name? Brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: That'd be a weird last name, very long last name.
Speaker 1: What my name is jew Bowl and I host the
Speaker 1: radio show called Brooke and jew bil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Brooke is here, Use is also here. Okay, So there's
Speaker 1: there's three of us on the phone right now, and
Speaker 1: it is a radio show. Like I said, Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling you is because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually emailed us saying that he'd like us to
Speaker 1: call you. Um, that's odd. It is kind of everyone
Speaker 1: agrees with that. It's a segment we do on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the second Date Update. So you recently went
Speaker 1: out with a dude named Michael. Oh, it's great, that
Speaker 1: wasn't Yeah, And Michael sent us an email because he's
Speaker 1: tried to reach out to you, but you're not getting
Speaker 1: back to him, and he wants to know what he
Speaker 1: did wrong. He's broke good. That was a blunt that.
Speaker 1: Though you're upset that he couldn't pay for the date,
Speaker 1: hold on, how do you know he didn't pay for
Speaker 1: the date? Oh? Because we talked to him. He told
Speaker 1: us about your date, and he said that he had
Speaker 1: a gift card that wouldn't work, and then he tried
Speaker 1: to use his mom's credit card that wouldn't work, and
Speaker 1: then he couldn't call you an uber he uses what
Speaker 1: use his mom's credit card. Oh, that was his mom's
Speaker 1: credit card. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. You didn't know that. Sorry, I knew that
Speaker 1: he used a credit card. I just assumed that. It's
Speaker 1: just be kind. Yeah, I didn't mean to put him
Speaker 1: out there like that, but yeah, it's his mom's credit card.
Speaker 1: At the situation, I mean, I thought it was broke,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know he was borrowing your mom's credit
Speaker 1: card kind of broke. Was that just a big turn
Speaker 1: off to you completely? I've dated tons of guys. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of money, all right. I've also been
Speaker 1: on the foot side and data guys that have not
Speaker 1: that much money at all. Aren't they the worst? Terrible?
Speaker 1: Aren't they? Alicia? What's wrong with dating poor guys? Let
Speaker 1: me say this right now? For me in my life,
Speaker 1: that's I cannot date anyone that is living check the check.
Speaker 1: How can you go on a date and not have
Speaker 1: any money to pay for it? Well, what if he
Speaker 1: had a good reason for that, though, a good reason
Speaker 1: to have zero money. That's not the type of guy
Speaker 1: I need in my life and I wanted to date with.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's like, I don't know, we're modern
Speaker 1: era women should make their own money. I do make
Speaker 1: my own money, but you're not going to ask me
Speaker 1: on a date. I show up and you have all
Speaker 1: this fun and we keep doing more and more and
Speaker 1: you can't pay for anything at all. Okay, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess it's like I make my own money, but
Speaker 1: I would also like to be with someone else who
Speaker 1: makes their own money and we can both have our
Speaker 1: own money together. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's
Speaker 1: what I need. But I don't blame him for not
Speaker 1: having any money. I just don't want to date a
Speaker 1: guy like that right now. Okay, well, but what if
Speaker 1: I do have money? Wait? What was that? Oh that's
Speaker 1: Michael who couldn't wait until we called him onto the phone. Michael,
Speaker 1: I the Michael I went on a date with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. What. Yes, yes, Alicia, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I didn't call these people, but I just I had
Speaker 1: that night. I just had a bad situation. I was
Speaker 1: trying to contact you to tell you, but you weren't
Speaker 1: picking up at all. You weren't doing anything. You just
Speaker 1: ignored me the whole time. Michael, you were trying to
Speaker 1: pay with your mom's credit cards. Well you didn't know
Speaker 1: that it was my mom's credit cards. You're just finding
Speaker 1: out today, So that still doesn't matter. I couldn't even
Speaker 1: get an uber home. Well, let me explain at least
Speaker 1: the right. I just I there's nothing to explain. You
Speaker 1: took me on the date and didn't have any money.
Speaker 1: This isn't why I didn't have any money. It's because
Speaker 1: all my stuff gets stolen right before the dates. I
Speaker 1: was at a coffee shop, left my stuff out, somebody
Speaker 1: stole it, and I turned around for like two seconds,
Speaker 1: and then next you know, everything's gone. I don't believe him.
Speaker 1: What you really all your stuff with your phone right
Speaker 1: before the date, and then you still got out the date.
Speaker 1: I do have money. A matter of fact, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have some really sins as soon as my mom dies.
Speaker 1: What what did you say, Michael, I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a lot more money as soon as my mom dies.
Speaker 1: Let men have money when your mom dies. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Is she sick? I mean no, she's
Speaker 1: she's fine. She's really fine. You know, eventually I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have money. She cooks antique? What is exactly, Aliciah, what
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Michael? Your financial status is dependent
Speaker 1: on whether your mom lives or dies. I mean there's
Speaker 1: letter to it. I mean, he's eventually gonna die. We're
Speaker 1: all gonna die. I mean, I'm just saying, what she dies,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna inherit. You know, her antiques, and I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna throw them off. Wow, you've got some serious issues.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying I want her to die.
Speaker 1: I do forbid she dies anytime soon. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: eventually she's gonna die, and I don't have money. Eventually
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up on some antiques, Alicia, and then
Speaker 1: you can have some of that antique mommy death money.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Michael, you are broke. That's what broke.
Speaker 1: People say your mom's money is not your money. Not yet.
Speaker 1: But in twenty years, I'm gonna be rich and you're
Speaker 1: gonna regretting that you didn't give me a second chance. Yeah, Alicia,
Speaker 1: you hear that you're gonna regret it. So would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Michael again for a second day.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it for now until he gets that
Speaker 1: antique antique money. Yeah, good, No, I'll pass. I'm good.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you could be the queen of Michael's
Speaker 1: antique kingdom? No, thank you. I think someone else could
Speaker 1: be that. Lucky woman, Alicia. I gotta applaud your ability
Speaker 1: to read red flags. I didn't see him coming, you did.
Speaker 1: What are you talking to her already? Flag? My stuff
Speaker 1: was stolen? Michael. I know you're having a rough time,
Speaker 1: and like I feel for you, and I'm not having
Speaker 1: a rough time. I'm just having a bad week. But
Speaker 1: life is about to get really good, really soon, really soon.
Speaker 1: I thought you said, yeah, what do you mean really soon?
Speaker 1: I just mean that, you know, further down the line,
Speaker 1: my mom's gonna pass away, and everybody you said really soon, Like,
Speaker 1: are you not planning anything? Are you said? Ominous? No? No, man,
Speaker 1: I love my mom, but I know she's not gonna
Speaker 1: live forever. Oh right, all right, call his mother. We're
Speaker 1: gonna send the welfare check out on your mom and
Speaker 1: you guys, thank you very much for your time in
Speaker 1: the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two
Speaker 1: says save that second eate update. You might need it
Speaker 1: in court if you missed it. Michael wanted to call Alicia.
Speaker 1: They went out and he said that his credit card
Speaker 1: and everything got stolen, so I got a credit card
Speaker 1: turned down. He had a gift card at the place
Speaker 1: that they went to and that wasn't enough, and then
Speaker 1: his Uber didn't work to get her an uber home
Speaker 1: because it was associated with the card that was stolen.
Speaker 1: We got her on the phone and she thought that
Speaker 1: of course he's broke, and she didn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with him. But then he said that he is
Speaker 1: not broke because his mom's going to pass away one day,
Speaker 1: and when she does, he gets her antiques. So he's
Speaker 1: got a lot of antiques waiting for him in his future.
Speaker 1: It's not even like he's got like a trust fund.
Speaker 1: He's got like he's got antiques. He doesn't even know
Speaker 1: how much they're worth, and my guess is probably not
Speaker 1: much if it's according to him. Yeah, And it didn't
Speaker 1: sound like he was just like, you know, one day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have had his antiques. It was like, trust me,
Speaker 1: my mom's gonna pass away very soon. Is she's sick? No, oh,
Speaker 1: well then that frightening. But somebody could slip and fall
Speaker 1: down the stairs one day, I'm just saying it could happen.
Speaker 1: Remember they decided not to go out again. By the way,
Speaker 1: I remember. If you want to do a second day update,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back