WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Big Plans for the Future

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<v Speaker 1>There are some second date updates that we do where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really pulling for the person on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>today is one of those occasions because I want the

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<v Speaker 1>guy to get a second date today. His name is Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>and judging from his email, all of the odds were

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<v Speaker 1>stacked against him when he went out on his date

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<v Speaker 1>and that's probably why he's not getting a call back. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, man? How are you? Hey? How's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>Not bad? Way better than you on your date? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not exactly the best week, right. Well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Jubile just painted you as the underdog, and everybody roots

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<v Speaker 1>for the underdog, so things are already looking up. Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you tell us about the girl that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call? What's her name? Her name is Alicia? Alicia?

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<v Speaker 1>And where'd you meet Alicia? We met on you know,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the dating apps that you know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people go on with Tender. We met on Tender. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, there's no shame in that, Michael. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot of people get really kind of judge

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<v Speaker 1>one night, say Tender or meet on like another dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like to embrace technology sometimes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry about the haters in life, Michael, you do

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<v Speaker 1>embrace that technology, Mike, Well, I did. So what you

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<v Speaker 1>like so much about Alicia? Oh well, not only is

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<v Speaker 1>she beautiful, she's a I don't know, like I something.

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<v Speaker 1>It was more I'm, like I said, I'm still embracing

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<v Speaker 1>the app, but I mean it tooks me a while

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<v Speaker 1>to even want to get to know somebody, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just thought, just like, Wow, she's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna swipe right. Okay, And you guys obviously went

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<v Speaker 1>out because you're doing a second date update right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think she's not calling you back? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>before we even get to that, I gotta lay some

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<v Speaker 1>contacts out so you know exactly why the date went bad. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sitting kind of in a coffee shop one day,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get some work done, just like everybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, coffee shop or drinking coffee, and went

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom kind of left a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>my stuff out, all right, Yeah, this is a weird

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<v Speaker 1>set up to something that happened before the date. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, life's weird, right, so it is, Michael, So

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<v Speaker 1>why was it so weird that you went to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom in this coffee shop. No, it wasn't weird that

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the bathroom coffee that was that was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty normal. Oh it was weird when I came back

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<v Speaker 1>and I found my stuff was gone. Oh no, someone

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<v Speaker 1>stole your stuff. Yes, they took my wallet, my personal phone,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm using my backup phone, my old phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that sucks, But what does that have to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the date? Well, can't exactly pay for too

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<v Speaker 1>much of a date if you don't have money or

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<v Speaker 1>cars or anything, can you? Okay, so did you make

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<v Speaker 1>her pay? Then? Luckily I took her to a spot

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<v Speaker 1>that I had a gift card too. Okay, and everything's

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<v Speaker 1>going great, we're talking, we're chatting, next thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the night comes time to pay the bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Waitress took a gift card and she came back and

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<v Speaker 1>said that I don't have enough money to cover the

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<v Speaker 1>whole bill on there, like, okay, well can you put

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<v Speaker 1>it on this card? And I put it on a

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<v Speaker 1>backup card, which I didn't tell her this. It was

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's credit card that I had to use. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's all understandable. I mean, you got all of your

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<v Speaker 1>stuff stolen. It's not like if you explain this story,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna be like, oh, screw you. Well, they still

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't take it because it wasn't my name on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you were trying to use your mom's credit

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<v Speaker 1>card and it got returned to you because of that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they said that my mom needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>there and pay with it, and she definitely wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of being embarrassing if it was a date and

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<v Speaker 1>a mom date at the same time, you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're the only way your date could have been

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<v Speaker 1>worse actually is if your mom was there. Yeah, it definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it did kind of get worse, though, what

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<v Speaker 1>it got worse than I'm telling you you didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>your mom to actually pay the bill. Yeah, well, she

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<v Speaker 1>had to cover the rest of the bill, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I tried calling her Uber and of course my card

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<v Speaker 1>was canceled order her own Uber, so she had to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for everything. Basically. Yeah, what was her reaction to

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<v Speaker 1>all of this? Though? She was pissed. She was like

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<v Speaker 1>she I could tell in her face that she was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of pissed. I feel like you shouldn't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with her again. Michael, you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a girl who's going to be upset about something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying, you're putting the effort in. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>also didn't tell her that all my stuff got stolen. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you wouldn't tell her that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she found out. She think I'm just like

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<v Speaker 1>a dumbast or something like, well, you're dumbing enough to

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<v Speaker 1>put your stuff there, and blah blah blah. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>so she just thinks that you're just like a cheap

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<v Speaker 1>skate trying to pay with gift cards that don't have

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<v Speaker 1>enough money and then your mom's credit card and then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the only thing that's missing out of that

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<v Speaker 1>is like, oh, yeah, still living in my parents' basement?

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<v Speaker 1>So wait are you though? Are you still living in No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a joke. Okay, alright, No, Michael, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know where our boundaries were here. It's not the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in the room next door, right, Michael. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got my own place like a year ago. So nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need your mom's approval, do I okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it right after this. Looking jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want Michael, who is the guy on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for the second day update today, I really want

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<v Speaker 1>him to get a second date. You if you just

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<v Speaker 1>tuned in, Michael is on the phone. He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call Alicia. They went and hung out at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and it turns out that Michael looked like he was

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<v Speaker 1>broke because he had a gift card and he prayed

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<v Speaker 1>with his gift card but didn't have enough money on it,

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<v Speaker 1>so they asked for a credit card. He had his

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<v Speaker 1>mom's credit card and they wouldn't let him use that

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<v Speaker 1>because it wasn't his. And then when he tried to

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<v Speaker 1>get her an Uber after the date, it got turned

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<v Speaker 1>down because his card was declined. And the reason all

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<v Speaker 1>that happened is because he had his stuff stolen. But Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason didn't feel like telling Alicia that, so

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<v Speaker 1>she just thinks he's just really bad with money. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you wishing that you would have brought cash with you

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<v Speaker 1>during your date night? Yeah, definitely, but you know, again,

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<v Speaker 1>had everything stolen, so I couldn't get any care. That's

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<v Speaker 1>good point get a barrow maybe from your mom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really want you to get a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason is because if she agrees to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with you, we'll send you guys out with

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<v Speaker 1>some gift cards. And I want to give you nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but gift cards that are under the limit. Ye, just

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<v Speaker 1>to do it again to you, Michael. All right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now. Oh, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, do you want me to tell her that

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<v Speaker 1>the reason you couldn't pay for anything was because your

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<v Speaker 1>stuff was stolen? Or do you want to tell her that?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, or maybe I should tell her? Okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>long as she gets the information. I mean I got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else from at this point. Yeah, So you want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell her? I guess I should. Yeah, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to bring Yes, I'll let you bring it up there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go, I'm dollar phone of her. Hello. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Selicia? Yes? Who is This is Jewbil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? What

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<v Speaker 1>was that last name? Brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be a weird last name, very long last name.

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<v Speaker 1>What my name is jew Bowl and I host the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show called Brooke and jew bil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke is here, Use is also here. Okay, So there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's three of us on the phone right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is a radio show. Like I said, Okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason I'm calling you is because one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners actually emailed us saying that he'd like us to

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<v Speaker 1>call you. Um, that's odd. It is kind of everyone

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<v Speaker 1>agrees with that. It's a segment we do on our show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the second Date Update. So you recently went

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<v Speaker 1>out with a dude named Michael. Oh, it's great, that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't Yeah, And Michael sent us an email because he's

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<v Speaker 1>tried to reach out to you, but you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>back to him, and he wants to know what he

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<v Speaker 1>did wrong. He's broke good. That was a blunt that.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you're upset that he couldn't pay for the date,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, how do you know he didn't pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the date? Oh? Because we talked to him. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us about your date, and he said that he had

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<v Speaker 1>a gift card that wouldn't work, and then he tried

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<v Speaker 1>to use his mom's credit card that wouldn't work, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he couldn't call you an uber he uses what

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<v Speaker 1>use his mom's credit card. Oh, that was his mom's

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<v Speaker 1>credit card. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. You didn't know that. Sorry, I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>he used a credit card. I just assumed that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just be kind. Yeah, I didn't mean to put him

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<v Speaker 1>out there like that, but yeah, it's his mom's credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>At the situation, I mean, I thought it was broke,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know he was borrowing your mom's credit

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<v Speaker 1>card kind of broke. Was that just a big turn

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<v Speaker 1>off to you completely? I've dated tons of guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of money, all right. I've also been

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<v Speaker 1>on the foot side and data guys that have not

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<v Speaker 1>that much money at all. Aren't they the worst? Terrible?

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't they? Alicia? What's wrong with dating poor guys? Let

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<v Speaker 1>me say this right now? For me in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I cannot date anyone that is living check the check.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you go on a date and not have

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<v Speaker 1>any money to pay for it? Well, what if he

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<v Speaker 1>had a good reason for that, though, a good reason

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<v Speaker 1>to have zero money. That's not the type of guy

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<v Speaker 1>I need in my life and I wanted to date with.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think it's like, I don't know, we're modern

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<v Speaker 1>era women should make their own money. I do make

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<v Speaker 1>my own money, but you're not going to ask me

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. I show up and you have all

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<v Speaker 1>this fun and we keep doing more and more and

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<v Speaker 1>you can't pay for anything at all. Okay, Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's like I make my own money, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would also like to be with someone else who

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<v Speaker 1>makes their own money and we can both have our

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<v Speaker 1>own money together. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I need. But I don't blame him for not

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<v Speaker 1>having any money. I just don't want to date a

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<v Speaker 1>guy like that right now. Okay, well, but what if

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<v Speaker 1>I do have money? Wait? What was that? Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>Michael who couldn't wait until we called him onto the phone. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>I the Michael I went on a date with. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was actually on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. What. Yes, yes, Alicia, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't call these people, but I just I had

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<v Speaker 1>that night. I just had a bad situation. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to contact you to tell you, but you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>picking up at all. You weren't doing anything. You just

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<v Speaker 1>ignored me the whole time. Michael, you were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pay with your mom's credit cards. Well you didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>that it was my mom's credit cards. You're just finding

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<v Speaker 1>out today, So that still doesn't matter. I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get an uber home. Well, let me explain at least

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<v Speaker 1>the right. I just I there's nothing to explain. You

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<v Speaker 1>took me on the date and didn't have any money.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't why I didn't have any money. It's because

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<v Speaker 1>all my stuff gets stolen right before the dates. I

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<v Speaker 1>was at a coffee shop, left my stuff out, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>stole it, and I turned around for like two seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>and then next you know, everything's gone. I don't believe him.

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<v Speaker 1>What you really all your stuff with your phone right

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<v Speaker 1>before the date, and then you still got out the date.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have money. A matter of fact, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have some really sins as soon as my mom dies.

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<v Speaker 1>What what did you say, Michael, I said, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot more money as soon as my mom dies.

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<v Speaker 1>Let men have money when your mom dies. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Is she sick? I mean no, she's

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<v Speaker 1>she's fine. She's really fine. You know, eventually I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have money. She cooks antique? What is exactly, Aliciah, what

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? Michael? Your financial status is dependent

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<v Speaker 1>on whether your mom lives or dies. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>letter to it. I mean, he's eventually gonna die. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all gonna die. I mean, I'm just saying, what she dies,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna inherit. You know, her antiques, and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna throw them off. Wow, you've got some serious issues.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not saying I want her to die.

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<v Speaker 1>I do forbid she dies anytime soon. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>eventually she's gonna die, and I don't have money. Eventually

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come up on some antiques, Alicia, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you can have some of that antique mommy death money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And Michael, you are broke. That's what broke.

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<v Speaker 1>People say your mom's money is not your money. Not yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But in twenty years, I'm gonna be rich and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna regretting that you didn't give me a second chance. Yeah, Alicia,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear that you're gonna regret it. So would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Michael again for a second day.

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it for now until he gets that

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<v Speaker 1>antique antique money. Yeah, good, No, I'll pass. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you could be the queen of Michael's

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<v Speaker 1>antique kingdom? No, thank you. I think someone else could

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<v Speaker 1>be that. Lucky woman, Alicia. I gotta applaud your ability

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<v Speaker 1>to read red flags. I didn't see him coming, you did.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking to her already? Flag? My stuff

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<v Speaker 1>was stolen? Michael. I know you're having a rough time,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I feel for you, and I'm not having

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<v Speaker 1>a rough time. I'm just having a bad week. But

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<v Speaker 1>life is about to get really good, really soon, really soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said, yeah, what do you mean really soon?

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<v Speaker 1>I just mean that, you know, further down the line,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's gonna pass away, and everybody you said really soon, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you not planning anything? Are you said? Ominous? No? No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I love my mom, but I know she's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>live forever. Oh right, all right, call his mother. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna send the welfare check out on your mom and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, thank you very much for your time in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>says save that second eate update. You might need it

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<v Speaker 1>in court if you missed it. Michael wanted to call Alicia.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out and he said that his credit card

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<v Speaker 1>and everything got stolen, so I got a credit card

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<v Speaker 1>turned down. He had a gift card at the place

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<v Speaker 1>that they went to and that wasn't enough, and then

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<v Speaker 1>his Uber didn't work to get her an uber home

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<v Speaker 1>because it was associated with the card that was stolen.

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<v Speaker 1>We got her on the phone and she thought that

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<v Speaker 1>of course he's broke, and she didn't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with him. But then he said that he is

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<v Speaker 1>not broke because his mom's going to pass away one day,

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<v Speaker 1>and when she does, he gets her antiques. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of antiques waiting for him in his future.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even like he's got like a trust fund.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got like he's got antiques. He doesn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>how much they're worth, and my guess is probably not

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<v Speaker 1>much if it's according to him. Yeah, And it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like he was just like, you know, one day,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have had his antiques. It was like, trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's gonna pass away very soon. Is she's sick? No, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>well then that frightening. But somebody could slip and fall

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<v Speaker 1>down the stairs one day, I'm just saying it could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember they decided not to go out again. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember. If you want to do a second day update,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is email the show and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the person who didn't call you back