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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: That's sighing next to me. It's Karen Kilgarriff. I'm Chris

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and I'm Karen. Yes, yeah, I mean we covered

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Speaker 1: Have to say. It is like the signature verbal signature.

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Speaker 2: I am me, I am only Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the airport while we're we're still here.

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Speaker 2: We're the sights and sounds of l a X just

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Speaker 1: Or Winnipegean, which is where I just came up.

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Speaker 2: How are the Winnipegans doing?

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Speaker 1: I love them and I mean and I'm sincere when

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, mister buss ass, that's all I could think

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Speaker 2: Al Pacino is so good that he is. He gives

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know why, because he does it in weird ways,

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Speaker 2: But it's like Shawshank Redemption as a prequel to the

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she burst into tears, but she'd

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Speaker 2: I'm so all your poor thing. That's why. That's why

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I should don't put that ship on ma.

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Speaker 2: Are you so you did shows at some kind of festival?

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Speaker 1: Yes? It was the first year of the Winnipeg Comedy Festial,

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that one would be the Meryl Streep to

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Speaker 2: How were the comics in Winnipeg? I heard there's a

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Speaker 1: People there there, there were great people there. I can't

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Speaker 2: I was doing Latin themed shows.

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Speaker 1: Locals only Oak. Don't you know local Wednesdays.

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Speaker 2: Don't you know it sounds like I'm doing a racist voice.

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Speaker 1: I enjoy your comedy.

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Speaker 1: They it seemed that they did. Here's the one funny

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Speaker 1: thing that happened, because Drennan and I've been performing our

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Speaker 1: But then we all they also booked us separately on shows.

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Speaker 1: And Ria Butcher, who's Lario's participating, one of my She's

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Speaker 1: am too old. I don't want to hang around. I

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Speaker 1: to riff riffing presentationally anymore. All that has lost any

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Speaker 1: amount of charm for me. Green rooms aren't. I don't

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Speaker 2: Just and the way that I and most comics deal

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Speaker 2: and that's what I do. And you don't have that luxury.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, let's keep doing it. That sounds terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are all going to be mood anyway. Sorry.

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Speaker 2: So you just made it easier. But it is an

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Speaker 2: a nice belly on me, just to give that fun

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00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: that uh, extra extra kiss if I don't quite care

443
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 2: enough about myself.

444
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Or maybe it might look like you at a parasitic twin.

445
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: Just maybe, yes, just because everything else made so much sense.

446
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: A parasitic worm with my face, just gorging away snowboard beer.

447
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: Feed me, feed me beer at snowboards.

448
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 2: I wish I had arms and legs, but I'm just sedimentary.

449
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: So I will rule you. I have all kinds of

450
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: political aspirations.

451
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 2: It's all. What if you have an evil typeworm that

452
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: just was hell bent on ruling the world, buddy is

453
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 2: caught in your body, Yeah, it would at least give you.

454
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: Indigestion in the very least, you'd be worried, just.

455
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 2: A little power hungry Trump.

456
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've talked about this, but that

457
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: idea of a tapeworm with your face very much upsets me.

458
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: Oh, it's the worst ever since I brought it up.

459
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: Have you been as upset as.

460
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 2: For the past minute.

461
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: Yes, I am krrying because do you remember that book? Well,

462
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: I saw it as a book, but it was also

463
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: the movie called Freaks, and it was the circus people,

464
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 1: and then the people went to the circus and they

465
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: ended up like it's it's an old like a movie

466
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: from the thirties, and it features all of these circus

467
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: performers who so it's like, you know, the very a

468
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: very the tiniest man in the world. It was maybe

469
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: Tom Thumb. I'm not. This is all so vague, And

470
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: there's people out there that are so livid right now

471
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 1: because they know all the names and they love it

472
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: and or they're.

473
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 2: Gonna look it up and act like they know it.

474
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: Right, Well, let me call the people out really fucking

475
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: getting in their faces, like.

476
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 2: Daddy and what's your last name? We should know? Take

477
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 2: that fan? He would never he wouldn't you know him

478
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: better than I do?

479
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, I know really well. Well, but there was

480
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: a man in that series and he they called him

481
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 1: the Worm, and he not only was a little person,

482
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: he was very very little and he had no arms

483
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: or legs, so he was literally ahead on a body

484
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: of a stump. And his thing was that he could

485
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: roll cigarettes with his mouth.

486
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 2: That was his power.

487
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: Well, like that was his yeah, I mean, like and

488
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: the second I saw him in that book, like because

489
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: when I was young, I used to love morbid curiosities

490
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: like that, Like I was very fascinated about those kinds

491
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: of things until I saw that guy, and then I

492
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: was like, that is very upsetting.

493
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so he's a worm like man.

494
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, you know, there was a person

495
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: that took care of him well, because the thing that

496
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 1: bothered me was you could just pick him up if

497
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: you wanted to.

498
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: I kind of understand why you would smoke. His smoking's

499
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 2: bad for your circulation and over time people have cold

500
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 2: tingling extremities fingertips. He didn't have to worry about that.

501
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: Smoke away, Johnny.

502
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: That's right, And it made him look cool because he's like, oh,

503
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: you think I'm just a worm man. We'll check this

504
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: shit out. I can do a thing that almost no

505
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: one can do. Roll a cigarette.

506
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: Now, was there a smoking worm in Alice? In Wonderland?

507
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: There was a smoking centipede guy. Yes, he had tons

508
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: of legs.

509
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: Centipedes are like worms to me, with legs, lots of

510
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: millions of legs.

511
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: It's they're basically equal opposites.

512
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: Misfits of science. Do you remember that show?

513
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: I remember the name.

514
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 2: There was a Courtney Cox I think could become invisible.

515
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: That was Courtney Cox was in Okay. And then there

516
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: was another huge guy that could get very small. That's

517
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: all I remember. But it sounds like Freaks. Sounds like

518
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: it was based off of Freaks.

519
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: It was, yes, except for they were just from the thirties.

520
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think could play it after a greatest American hero.

521
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: Like literally one of the freaks was just a super

522
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: fat lady.

523
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: That now, well that's not yeah, nowadays we don't say that.

524
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: You would just call her a modern woman.

525
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: Hey what hey, God, damn it.

526
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 2: That's no, it's it's not. I'm it's just because I

527
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: have a beard, and I don't know why you've never

528
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: dressed it.

529
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm glad you because so I can wear a tuxedo

530
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: on the weekend half.

531
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: Half tuxedo half wedding dress. It's like to be that

532
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: person have the dress on the beard side, just to

533
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: mess with people.

534
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: Well, that's called RuPaul's drag race, my friend.

535
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people do it these days

536
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: because the new look, it's almost like a hipster drag

537
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: look these days, is to be this insanely gorgeous woman.

538
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: But that I mean, I shouldn't say that. An insanely

539
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,959
Speaker 1: gorgeous person that looks like a woman but has a

540
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: total hipster beard. You got it? These days, they you

541
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:47,719
Speaker 1: have to.

542
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: I think, Well, it's not like you're going to go

543
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: up to someone and say, how do you identify yourself?

544
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: I would? I guess, I guess I'll start, I mean,

545
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: or you can just hang out until they say something

546
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: thing or learn their name. I think maybe learning people's

547
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: names is the key.

548
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, we all know. I'm bad at that.

549
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: I know. Then then you're saying someone's name over and

550
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: over like a weird cult leader who wants that.

551
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 2: I don't even like it. During news interviews, when someone

552
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 2: goes they're on laddermen and they're like, well, David. You know, David,

553
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: I uh, and that's basically the story. David. Yeah, stop

554
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: doing that little gimmick. Well, see right through it. If

555
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: you say my name hated when people the same.

556
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: Name me, same here, what are you trying to get

557
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: for me? Keep your hands out of my wallet?

558
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, just yelled at.

559
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: But so you can just drop me off here on

560
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: the four or five.

561
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Dishambled, disheveled, dis shredded tire. Get inside it. Act like

562
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 2: that baby. Act like the baby.

563
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: Act like a baby from Michelin. You called it dishambled,

564
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: which might be my favorite word now. Oh, it's so

565
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: dishambled over here.

566
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: I love making up where I find that I do

567
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: it a lot now that I'm in a room of

568
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: a room of writing. I say things and I realized

569
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 2: because I'm talking out loud and I'm hearing myself talk

570
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 2: more often. Yes, and I'd noticed it a little when

571
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: we're doing this, but I sometimes just don't know what

572
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: the hell I'm saying.

573
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: Karen, you just get a whole new word coming out. Yeah,

574
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: I love it. Is that room fun and be careful,

575
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: becaus this will be recorded forever and most of the

576
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: people you work with listen to.

577
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 2: Our I've had a lot of fun. We laugh, and

578
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 2: ideas are had. There's times where we're on a roll.

579
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: But the hard part is coming up with ideas and

580
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: really and them not being approved. Yes, because it is

581
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: a pilot and the network has a lot of opinions

582
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: on what the show should be that aren't necessarily what

583
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: we want to make, which is something that is in

584
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: all comedy. It also has to be informational. So yeah,

585
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: coming up with factual things and then basing jokes off

586
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 2: it isn't It's like I don't know. I mean we're learning.

587
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: I'm learning.

588
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: Yes, Well that's how it is on pilots. Yeah, you

589
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: just everyone. I think oftentimes even the network doesn't really

590
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: know what they want. They just keep saying that they

591
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: don't want until something takes shape.

592
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's when I was doing art for a living.

593
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: That was so common that people, just to validate their position,

594
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: would say, no, they know what they don't want, but

595
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: they couldn't begin to describe what they do want. Yeah,

596
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: and then so you'd end up drawing a bunch of

597
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: different things or designing other versions of it based on

598
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: their feedback, and ultimately they end up liking the first

599
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: thing you ever showed them.

600
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I.

601
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: Think that hopefully that happens here a little bit.

602
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nobody's going to go with the first thing.

603
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean that just illogical to You have to just

604
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: kind of suss out all options.

605
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, one's willing to believe that your first idea

606
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: might be your best because it's your because.

607
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: It's the first. Yeah, and it's and you look at

608
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: it as like, eventually you look at it. It's it's

609
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: fun to think of nine options and then if you

610
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: have to go back to the first one, fine, But

611
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: like the fun and the game and the talent everybody

612
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: has is the ability to come up with endless amount

613
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: of choices.

614
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's kind of fun to do that because

615
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: then when you do come up with another one that's

616
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: a variation, that's better. It feels even better because it

617
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 2: was teamwork.

618
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: It really is a fun thing.

619
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard for me just in general. Oh sorry too, No, no,

620
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: to Yeah, to assemble an idea with people, Is that

621
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: what you're gonna say?

622
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Group writing, Yeah, you have to get used to

623
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: it because you you're you were such a like one

624
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,239
Speaker 1: man band when you did World Stumbas.

625
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the symbols and then I trumpet, and then.

626
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even work with a monkey.

627
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 2: No selfish, I needed something grinded, but I yeah, it's

628
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: it's been interesting working with others. It's been interesting going

629
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: into a room that is just has a table and

630
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: no windows, and I don't smoke or anything. There's no

631
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: like brakes. I you know, I'm thinking of just periodically

632
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: getting up and doing sit ups or jumping jacks because

633
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm already feeling quite sedentary. And yes, it's thet drive there.

634
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: My back jiggles a little more because I've lost musculature.

635
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's true. It's a very well also, well

636
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: you're not this anyway, but like I'm already like a

637
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: stress eater or like an emotional eater, so then you

638
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: get into that kind of thing of like when you

639
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: do leave the room, it's to go get something or

640
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: suddenly you have these weird cravings exactly, and then you're fighting.

641
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 2: Now, yes, it's happening. I've been either there's these bags

642
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: of little chewy fruits. Yes, and I'm not a candy

643
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: own of a sweet tooth, and I'm developing one out

644
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 2: of boredom. Yeah, hopefully be nice, mister Carr, you did it.

645
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh no, that's that can be the worst part.

646
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: I started drinking a lot of green tea. But my

647
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: problem is just I always balance, like anxiety or any

648
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: kind of negative feeling. My answer has always ingest something yeah,

649
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: instead of like me write it out and just you know, understandable.

650
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. The reasons you decided not to drink anymore, I

651
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: have the same why. I'm pretty addictive, I think, And

652
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: I don't need it to be coffee all day because

653
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: my ass is gonna fall.

654
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: Out of it.

655
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 2: It's just going to drop out.

656
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: But it really does do something in the morning. I mean,

657
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,239
Speaker 1: it really does get your brain going and get your

658
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: kind of like when you have to be hyper. It's

659
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: like that commedy thing you have to be in a

660
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: little spazzy state to kind of let good things.

661
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: It took me a few days to start blurting. I

662
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: think I get kind of shy and I'll have an

663
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: idea of that. I'm like, it's going to be dumb.

664
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 2: But now I just let the dumb ideas fly like

665
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 2: I do on this podcast.

666
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: Right. Well, I told Jamie that on the first day

667
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: she was she just reported back to me of like

668
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: here's this and here's that. And then I said, is

669
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: Chris quiet? And she said he was kind of quiet,

670
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: and I said, yep, he's going to do that until

671
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: like you just wait till the end of the week

672
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: because I know that you're exactly like me in that way,

673
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: where like when I'm in a question mark situation, I

674
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: just wait. I let everybody else, do you know what

675
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, that's my thing is just kind of

676
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: like you hang back. Yeah, then once you get comfortable,

677
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: people cannot man it make me shut up.

678
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm just starting to get to where it's like, Okay,

679
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm a valid part of this.

680
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: Let me speak my mind, but you need to. It's

681
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: almost like I always need to know exactly what the

682
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: game is, you know what I mean, like instead of

683
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: just like hey, what about this that like I hate

684
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: being wrong so much that I have to know the

685
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: full perimeter, right, I don't know saying.

686
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah no or your your kind of voice in the room.

687
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: Mine has been people are setting up an idea and

688
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 2: I blurred out what the person should should say, trying

689
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: to get a laugh in the room. But I'm, you know, structure.

690
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 2: I think I need to leave to other people because

691
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: I'm schizophrenic. Schizophrenic. Nope, okay, I wasn't asking him.

692
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh you're asking the other voice.

693
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: See that's a classic one two bit.

694
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: It was good.

695
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 2: Oh it's Cat's Gillon, Cat's skillion. It's Cat's Gillion. Am

696
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: I going the right?

697
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm going Yeah, you're gonna have to get all the

698
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: way over to the left pretty much.

699
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: I am going some time right when we're done, purchase gasoline.

700
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: Okay, weird.

701
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 2: Hey, I think there's a few things we should know.

702
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 2: This podcast is going.

703
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: Okay, right, I feel great about it.

704
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: I guess who's driving O.

705
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks is driving? Yeah, and sound manning.

706
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: And also we were at Lax there was a lot

707
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: of traffic and didn't who didn't fly off the engines?

708
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks? Yeah, not one time.

709
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think it's you know, I'm learning to

710
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: play well with myself.

711
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: That's private.

712
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 4: Well.

713
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: Also it's that I was actually super tense because all

714
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: day long I've thought today was Sunday, and because it's

715
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: just one of those weird.

716
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: Like, right, we were planning home on a Sunday, meaning

717
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 2: we would have had the podcast.

718
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: That's okay, But also that's the terrible night at LAX.

719
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: And even though it's not great right now, what certainly.

720
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: Wasn't as terrible Monday?

721
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: Was its Monday worse than Sunday.

722
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 2: I don't know, you're right, because.

723
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: Sunday's the end of the weekend. Yeah, so at least

724
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I mean, it was like ninety percent awful,

725
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: but at least it was ninety eight percent off.

726
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I always come back on Sunday. Yeah, certainly all

727
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 2: the comics are coming back on Sunday.

728
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, And actually he I asked him to

729
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: do the podcast. He had already gotten a ride, but

730
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: he wants to do it.

731
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would have been great if he just

732
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: jumped in. But we can have him in the future. Yes, terrific.

733
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: This was my time, my time. It's actually fun to

734
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: legitimately be getting a ride home from you, though.

735
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: Isn't it it? Have we have? Have we done it

736
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: like this?

737
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: I can't remember.

738
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 2: I can't remember. If maybe someone out there could tell

739
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: us which episode.

740
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: I've been driven home before it was just.

741
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: Karen and I. Did we drive Karen home from l

742
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 2: A X I don't think answer that, and you get

743
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 2: a free pillow case filed with soap. Yes, nuts this okay,

744
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 2: no scared of this. Oh, certainly I will appear drunk now,

745
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm just drifting like i'm driving in.

746
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: What have you been doing?

747
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: Work?

748
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 1: Sorry?

749
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: Working? But also site's been doing some stand up still

750
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep doing that. I've been doing warm

751
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: up for the comments section, which has kind of become fun.

752
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 2: I've like a headset and the guy's like, Okay, we're

753
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: gonna need applause out of breaking.

754
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: How many have you done?

755
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: I think six of them?

756
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, and.

757
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 2: It's I'm starting to get the hang of it. I'm

758
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: realizing you don't just do your jokes, you you. I

759
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: literally have to make the audience laugh the second, third,

760
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: or fourth time they've heard the same joke. Yeah, and

761
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 2: yell at them like fourth graders, which is weird because

762
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 2: some of them are people I know that aren't being

763
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: paid to be there. Yeah, but other audience member studio

764
00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: audiences are often paid, and often they're just like just

765
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: move to La from Ukraine. Yes, And maybe the jokes

766
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 2: aren't hitting for them, and.

767
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: Maybe English isn't their first language, maybe they're on a

768
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: tiny bit of smack, or it's just.

769
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: An audience person that's simply on smack.

770
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: And it's a simple ast smack.

771
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: It's a simplest smack.

772
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: Oftentimes in this town.

773
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: They have they have they have billboards.

774
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm very proud that you're doing you're still doing that,

775
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: because I think warm up is the hardest job there is.

776
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: It's fun. I mean, it's an opportunity to get paid

777
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 2: to kind of do stand up in town. And also

778
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: it's it's forcing me to fill a lot of time

779
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 2: and not worry ready and not have jokes. And yeah,

780
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 2: it's made me tell stories that I think will turn

781
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: into jokes. And it's been nothing but enjoyable.

782
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: That's great.

783
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: I like being busy, Karen, look at.

784
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: You, Johnny. Two jobs.

785
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy, two chaps. Can I be Jimmy? Sorry

786
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: it's your middle name is James?

787
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh yes, absolutely? How about Jimmers, let's not be crazy

788
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: about it. That's what I call my dad when when

789
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: he's mad, to make him a little more mad. Jimmers,

790
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: what's wrong? It off?

791
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: That's my dad's name to jimmers.

792
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: Did you ever throw jimmers at him?

793
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: I haven't yet.

794
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 1: It's fun. He'll really gum up the works.

795
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes I call him Jimmy, Jim Jim. That's his

796
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 2: second wife's.

797
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: She would say that, how many wives has he had?

798
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: What's that?

799
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: How many wives does he have?

800
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: His third wife? And when my dad first got married

801
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 2: the second time, so I guess not the first.

802
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: Time, the second time first got remarried.

803
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: Yes, when he first got remarried, I was a little

804
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: nervous because he's they were very excited, you know, out

805
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: of their first marriages, divorced, and then so excited that

806
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: they were matching Rugby shirts. Uh, you know, that took

807
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: its start. But we went to a therapy forum. We

808
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 2: went to a landmark seminar, and I said, I hate

809
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: these shirts. He's like, okay, son, don't stop wearing rugby

810
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 2: shirts that you know. Like, sometimes it seems like someone

811
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: will have two kids and they aren't twins, but they

812
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: just want to dress them up the same yea, Or

813
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: are they fraternal because the one has the red hair? No, No,

814
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: we just dressed them up.

815
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: It's just easier for me to see them in a group.

816
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 2: Well you are, you don't know, you're doing irreptable damage

817
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: to their development as an adult. You might as well

818
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 2: give them.

819
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: These rifles boo. But in your case, it was your

820
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: parents that were wearing matching shirts.

821
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, dad. If you're listening, sir, and.

822
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,959
Speaker 1: We're laughing at oh, I'm so sorry, I gyms, I'm

823
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: so sorry. But the idea that it is terrible because

824
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: it's just like you know what parents are anyway.

825
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: You turn just because we've only been talking about forty minutes.

826
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: Oh, keep it going, let's keep this going. But the

827
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: idea that it was such a problem that you had

828
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: to take it to the Landmark Forum is incredibly delightful

829
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: to me.

830
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: Well, I saw, and really I had to come up

831
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 2: with something fast because the guy that spoke right before

832
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: me was a big tough truck driver and boy did

833
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: his dad touch his bottle?

834
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: Oh man, And he.

835
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: Was being very open and honest, and he's like, well, ye,

836
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: he had his way with me number of times, and

837
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: it was be a huge tough guy and it must

838
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: have been so hard for him to talk. And then

839
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 2: I was just scrambling like a dad, hit me, hit me,

840
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: now give me something. But yeah, it was. It was

841
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 2: that thing is a cult. And I think you're familiar

842
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: with the Landmark thing, but yes, not a cult.

843
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: I want to it's like a pid scheme. It is

844
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: ye for something.

845
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 2: I feel like they scam the people that end up

846
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: giving the becoming the leaders of it.

847
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, anytime you have to pay a bunch of

848
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: money to get healthy.

849
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: Right, I guess what.

850
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: The therapy is pretty expensive, but I have insurance. Yeah

851
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: you can't, you know, And it's like it doesn't increase

852
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: my I know, I'm going to pay one hundred bucks

853
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: each time to like basically complain at one lady and

854
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: she does. She doesn't say here's what you've got to

855
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: do one, two, three, four five, She just goes, I

856
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: don't know about that.

857
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: And then I go right, Yeah, the deeper you got

858
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: with this thing, the more that seminars cost, you realize

859
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 2: the people teaching them are hypnotized into doing it for

860
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 2: almost nothing. You know. That's the problems I had with

861
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: But I had what I did get a lot out

862
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: of it, and I think it was because I went

863
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 2: with my family.

864
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: Well, and also this goes back to mind. I know

865
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before. I won't go on about it,

866
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: but I very much if you I so believe in

867
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: the Brene Brown, who is a I've talked to you

868
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: about that, right, she's the same shame researcher, and she's

869
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: written all these books about shame and shame resilience, because

870
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: that's what the big trucker before you saying the thing

871
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: that you think makes you different, ugly alone everything, saying

872
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: that out aloud to a group of people, and having

873
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: that group of people go, oh, fuck, that's terrible, we

874
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: hear you, that's awful, Thank you for being here. That

875
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: makes shame and all the terrible things that go along

876
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: with shame go away. And that's what people are looking

877
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: for in all of those systems that they end up

878
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: going to, whether it's a cult or a or something

879
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: that actually helps them or whatever. Everyone's just looking for

880
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: someone to go. Not to go, oh, here's how you

881
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: fix it, or never say that again or whatever, but

882
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: to go, I hear what you're saying. That is fucked.

883
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: You didn't deserve that, you know, And we're here with you,

884
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: just being in it with them.

885
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think I can use it.

886
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Right now.

887
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say I uh, as a kid, Karen

888
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 2: and I I used to eat my bookers. And you

889
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 2: know what I haven't told anyone ever. I it was gross.

890
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: It is gross.

891
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, And to quit to quit, and I quit on

892
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 2: my own. I would imagine me collecting so many boogers

893
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: together that it was the size of a baseball, and

894
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: I had to bite it like an apple, Like an apple,

895
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: a sphere of boogers. Sometimes different people's no, yeah, and

896
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: that's how I quit.

897
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: Is any of this true?

898
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

899
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: Is it for real?

900
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 2: Hey, that's not what they do. What if I went

901
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: to that truck driver your butthole? What kind of a father?

902
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: Is that?

903
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 2: Is any of this true?

904
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: But that's why I'm not on the podcast with that

905
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: truck driver. It's not at all.

906
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: I'm glad it feels good for me to have said that.

907
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: Fine, I'll say mine. I used to eat. My mom

908
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: would buy Mulano cookies, booker balls that were I would

909
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 1: collect them from around my neighborhood. My mom would get

910
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: Milano cookies when guests would come over, because she had

911
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 1: this specific dessert she used to make. And I would

912
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: go in and you know how those peppers from cookies,

913
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: they are laid in on levels, so there's like four

914
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: in a little white cup, and then there's a piece

915
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: of cardboard. So we would I would eat the levels

916
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: and then just replace them with things. So that once

917
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: she went to make dessert there was only the top four, but.

918
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: It was just a higher key or something.

919
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: It would be like or I would leave the cardboard

920
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: in tipped up, so it was just holding the cups up,

921
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: almost like a little house of cards. It was a

922
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: real house of cards emotionally, because.

923
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 2: You know, it came toppling down one day.

924
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: Because clearly I had a major eating problem from day one,

925
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: and so did you.

926
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 2: My problem was there's no goddamn food.

927
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: I guess that. Do you think that's what it might

928
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: have been, like an anxiety response to that.

929
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always ate, and I still eat with the

930
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 2: urgency of someone in a prison mass hall, because I

931
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: eat like someone's gonna come and take it away. Yeah,

932
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 2: because oftentimes, and I think we've talked about this, my

933
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: mom would find would make a dish or something and

934
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 2: be there on the counter, and my sister and I

935
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: would scramble over to get it, and she said, don't

936
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 2: eat that. It's for a recipe for work. You're like,

937
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 2: damn it, frozen burritos. It is.

938
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: So she would do things like we knew she.

939
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 2: Was able to follow a recipe and cook. Well, not

940
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 2: that late, but I think moms should maybe provide food.

941
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: No. Absolutely, My mom was the same way. We had truscuts.

942
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: She would come home from work in the truscuts and

943
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: cheese and wine and then sometimes throw in like a

944
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: couple of chicken breasts and overcook them and make some

945
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: minute rice. That was I actually love that meal now,

946
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: Like if I make that, it's really comforting minute rice,

947
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: canned corn and a really overcooked chicken breast.

948
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound bad to me. I think it's the

949
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 2: only person that went off to college and everyone's complaining

950
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: about the food and the food zoo where everyone and

951
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: I thought it was the best shit I'd ever eaten.

952
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: I gained that fifteen pounds that people talk about.

953
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's like I always think about that

954
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: of like, so the people who are so lucky that

955
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: they don't that food isn't their thing, it's some other thing.

956
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: And then I'm just like, yeah, but that thing is

957
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: torturing them the way food tortures me. Yeah, it's all

958
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: it's just a different result. It just seems to me

959
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: like the people who are addicted to exercise, you know,

960
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: or simply smack or simply smack, then they get to

961
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: have nice bodies. Yeah, on all the great things that

962
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: go along with it.

963
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 2: Loose teeth, loose.

964
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: Teeth being groped on the bus. Was this some cop action?

965
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 2: Yeah?

966
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

967
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 2: My cops are making me nervous lately. Is it something

968
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: I've done?

969
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: Have you are your licenses?

970
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: All my licenses are in order. Fishing good commercial.

971
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: Driving c class. You can drive a.

972
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 2: Big gears shift the fun out of Can you do one.

973
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: Of those three point turns on the eighteen in an

974
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler?

975
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: I can try right now and then that's the end

976
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: of the podcast. Back. Oh, okay, I thought you were

977
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 2: that person at the party.

978
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: That's very similar. Those truck drivers love to party.

979
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: Someone sent us a nice or sent me an email

980
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: on my little contact for him on my website and

981
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: said they really appreciate when we talked about our moms.

982
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: So we really Yeah, maybe not this time, but we

983
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: should have a mom episode.

984
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: We should. You know, it's weird. I will say this.

985
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: I keep on dreaming. I don't know if you get this, ever.

986
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: I keep having dreams where my mom is fine, and

987
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: in the dream, I go, what the fuck? She was

988
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 1: really really bad?

989
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

990
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: And in the dream, but you're not supposed to say

991
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: anything in all dream.

992
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 2: And I have the same dream you have that dream?

993
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and you get I get really irritated, but

994
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: I know I'm not allowed to be.

995
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: I get mad because she's been pretending.

996
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and you can't but you know you can't.

997
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

998
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh shit, we have the same same dream.

999
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really do. I've I've, you know, because and

1000
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: I think that's good because we don't want to remember

1001
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: our moms without all their.

1002
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: Brain right exactly.

1003
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: It's I think it's good, and I think I that

1004
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 2: is how I remember my mom.

1005
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: And it's easier because we definitely have resentment towards our moms,

1006
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: for lee, yes, and so it's easier to feel that

1007
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: towort of the healthy version of your mom in a dream,

1008
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: right than the feeling that I have sometimes, which is

1009
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: just like what the fuck and it just hits me

1010
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: randomly every once in a while where I just go,

1011
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: oh fuck, like that's such a weird absence yea, yeah.

1012
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run out of gas. Speaking of absence, the

1013
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 2: absence of feel I'm drunk right now. Speaking of absence, Ah.

1014
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh, you should not have gotten drunk on absence before you.

1015
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: Can figure out, I'm just so blue and inviting. It's green,

1016
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 2: are green and inviting?

1017
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: You were writing all your sad poems and sipping absent.

1018
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do it very classically. I have a

1019
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 2: thimble of coke and a powdered wig.

1020
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: Yes, and then just tons of jokes for Jamie Lee's show.

1021
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 2: Just coming off of a scroll. I just tomorrow, I'm

1022
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: just gonna roll it across the table here.

1023
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: Hey, did you have to write? Did you have to

1024
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: watch the VMA's for that show?

1025
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 2: No? No, but I did watch today a clip of

1026
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 2: Chris Hardwick hosting some segment of the VMA's in nineteen

1027
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 2: ninety five, and I realized, Wow, shit was twenty years ago.

1028
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's been busting ass for quite some time.

1029
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 2: Is this where we were? Yeah?

1030
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: Yes, your left hand. Yeah. I just watched the part

1031
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: which I really loved, where Nicki Minaj got her award

1032
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: and then she started talking shit at Miley sick.

1033
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, explain that to me. I heard.

1034
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: It was like basically, Miley Cyrus got interviewed and Miley

1035
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: Cyers was talking about race, some element of race and

1036
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: mentioned Nicki Minaj, which is not smart. But and so

1037
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: when she got her award. She was like, and now

1038
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: back to this bitch who's been talking about me in

1039
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: the press and did a dead yeah. Yeah, Miley, what's good?

1040
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: Which is my favorite. It's like because she's basically saying

1041
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: fuck you or like what's up? Or come at me?

1042
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: But it was what's good, Like I feel like a

1043
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: ninety year old woman these days, where like all the

1044
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 1: slang is totally non sensible.

1045
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 2: You know, I'm pretty up to speed when I think

1046
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 2: most slang except I just sat up to speed.

1047
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: But I think this is Nicki Minaj's personal slang, Like

1048
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: I think that's probably what she says, what's good, what's good?

1049
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: Which And I just I love her. Do you know

1050
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: that Miley cyrus in her in her classic Disney star

1051
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: child star way when you know that things get turned

1052
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: around in the press like weirdly calmly received the comment

1053
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: like when I the clip, I watched.

1054
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: Like a well trained yes child who has.

1055
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: Been just just a creepy uh person who was when

1056
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,240
Speaker 1: they were seven was also thirty five, Yeah.

1057
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 2: There was if I told you. By the time, there

1058
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 2: was like a celebrity golf tournament and on one team

1059
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: golfing together where Kenny g Michael Douglas and Haley Joel

1060
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 2: Osmond and he was Haley was sinking these long putts

1061
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 2: with the concentration of a seasoned pro.

1062
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1063
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 2: And then at the end, but Kenny g and Michael Douglas,

1064
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: we're treating him like a kid, and he'd sink a

1065
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: pot and they'd put him up on their shoulders and like, hey,

1066
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: the kid, he's got it, and that he was like

1067
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 2: put me down, stirs like he seemed really And then

1068
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 2: at the end his dad came over and they shook

1069
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 2: hands with full eye contact, that kind of handshake that

1070
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 2: you only make with a business partner.

1071
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, And it just was.

1072
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 2: But he seems to have grown up fine, grown up

1073
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 2: you know.

1074
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, spoils a Babylon One of my favorite shows.

1075
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: Is he on It?

1076
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: He's on it. He plays Kristen Wiggs' son, and he's

1077
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: so funny. He knows exactly who he is, what he is,

1078
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: and he's hilarious and he is a great actor.

1079
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you don't need the pitfalls of struggling through

1080
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 2: a youth to become a level headed adult. No.

1081
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: I think he had some pitfalls. I remember he got

1082
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: arrestled for dui.

1083
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I guess.

1084
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: I mean, but yeah, your kids. He's no Macaulay Culkin.

1085
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: But no, no, I think he's lived at least he's

1086
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: lived a little.

1087
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: He's no party monster.

1088
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: No, he didn't murder anybody.

1089
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 2: Sorry about that noise.

1090
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: God damn it.

1091
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: God damn the noise, God damn it. I'll try and

1092
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 2: doctor it. I'm not the best sound engineer, but I've

1093
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 2: been taking some stabs at it. Or the last step

1094
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 2: is you know, I'm doing what I can.

1095
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: I mean, we're doing good for two people who don't

1096
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: know what the fuck they're doing. Ever, Yes, well you

1097
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: do that.

1098
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: I'll take that. I'll take that.

1099
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: I think we're doing good. The fact that, oh, when

1100
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: I was in Denver, there was a guy ship I'm sorry,

1101
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: I won't remember your name because it was Denver. That

1102
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 1: was one that was one festival ago. What is my life?

1103
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm so old. But he told me that we our

1104
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: stuff goes up on Stitcher and there's something wrong.

1105
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 2: Made a comment the other day and said you're no

1106
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: longer on stitcher and it makes me sad. So we

1107
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: got to find out what the hell stitcher is.

1108
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to find out what that What can

1109
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: be done about it. What we're supposed to do here.

1110
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: The person I talked to said that that there might

1111
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: be people at All Things Comedy that know the passwords

1112
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: or whatever. Oka, but it was like it goes back

1113
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: to a certain it it ends at Chip Pope's episode,

1114
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's a it's a recent thing.

1115
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, episodes ago.

1116
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean it's not like you know, I

1117
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: don't know.

1118
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 2: We'll get to the bottom of it.

1119
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: I mean, is there any other business you need to

1120
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 1: work out? Should I bounce my check book right now?

1121
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 2: I could use I've counted up these receipts. I'll go

1122
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 2: ahead and handle.

1123
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 1: These screen visor, Okay.

1124
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 2: These are all it's all just in my wealth.

1125
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: Jockey White, are you buying all this rhubarb?

1126
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the tanginess, it's the fact I

1127
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 2: don't know what to do with it. It's the fact

1128
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 2: that I don't really like salary, but this looks like it,

1129
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 2: so maybe it don't help with my salary hatreds. I know,

1130
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know rubarb

1131
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 2: from chinola?

1132
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: But you do? You do? You're up on the slang.

1133
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for Land's.

1134
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: Sake, shinol. It doesn't exist anymore.

1135
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 2: Though, No, no, it was. It was quickly pushed away

1136
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 2: by the popularity of which the kids can't stop talking.

1137
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: Don't forget chick reroot or I'm so now we're just

1138
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: naming this because it sound weird.

1139
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh I love focab turetts Now I mean it. I'm

1140
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: dropping you off.

1141
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: Your Okay, good, because I'm so tired. I'm gonna die.

1142
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: Just lay down in the map. Lay down in a map. Okay,

1143
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: figure out what you're doing tomorrow.

1144
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: Did you drop me off of the gas station? I

1145
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: have to buy a map?

1146
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: Yes, of course. We haven't had a paper map for

1147
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 2: a decade, all of us. And I'm tired of these

1148
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: cash only places. I haven't had cash in my pocket

1149
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 2: since the nineties. Do I look like some kind of

1150
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: fence mender.

1151
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1152
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: I get paid in checks, like grown up.

1153
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: We just actually at this festival. We got paid in

1154
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: cash and it's pretty exciting.

1155
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun to get ale.

1156
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: Is there a car in front of my house that's

1157
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: so set?

1158
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 2: We're about to give them some lip?

1159
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: This is what I fear.

1160
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 2: Now they are in front of your house?

1161
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: Okay, good?

1162
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 2: Well that was a fun time there is.

1163
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I'm so scared. I don't know want.

1164
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to honk in front of my asshole neighbor. Chuck.

1165
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: It's okay. I think people know that we do that,

1166
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: and I can do. You know that. I'm like a

1167
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 2: Michael Winslow and it comes to voice sounds.

1168
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: Will you do a vocal honk?

1169
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do that.

1170
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: Okay, then I'm going to do your part. Okay, do

1171
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: you have anything you want to plug?

1172
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 2: I am going to be doing some gigs with Todd

1173
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 2: Berry in the eleventh and twelfth ofly in Arizona at

1174
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 2: Tempe and Tucson on the respectively, eleventh and twelfth, and

1175
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 2: then Missoula, Montana, my hometown, with Todd Berry on the sixteenth.

1176
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh fun, and oh that you talked about that?

1177
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: Sure for my calendar that I'm gonna sell a calendar?

1178
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, self intuligent calendar of my own face,

1179
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 5: well me and photographs that are illustrating some of my jokes.

1180
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Yeah, is that your idea?

1181
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 2: It's my friend Andy Chemis's he's a photographer, and he said,

1182
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: let's make a calendar, and I said, okay, I guess

1183
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: I'm not opposed to that.

1184
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.

1185
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 2: Thanks.

1186
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing Dave Ross's Terrified live at Meltdown

1187
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: Comics on Monday, September seventh and nine o'clock. And that's

1188
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: kind of that. I like a lot. That's a live podcast.

1189
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: It should be good.

1190
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 2: So that sounds great.

1191
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it. Come to that, I like it.

1192
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: I really like Dave Ross. All right, so this has

1193
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: been Do you need a ride?

1194
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 2: D y n A R? Are you leaving? I you

1195
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 2: wanna way back home?

1196
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

1197
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and day

1198
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 3: Turman on engage.

1199
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

1200
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 4: you back home. Tell us all about it.

1201
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 2: We scared?

1202
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: Or was it fine? Malt porn?

1203
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1204
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1205
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1206
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride? Do

1207
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: you need.

1208
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: With Karen and cress

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Speaker 1: H