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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is my daughter is married to a hobo. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a few but right now, huh.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say. We were talking on that last

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Speaker 1: break when we had that calling and called in, said

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Speaker 1: she was sixty years old and that she was having

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Speaker 1: trouble because only men were talking to her as forty

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Speaker 1: year old because they don't know she's six. And I

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Speaker 1: complimented on her voice and the way she must take

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Speaker 1: care of herself. She looks you, and I got ready

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Speaker 1: to say, because we don't have that problem on this show.

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Speaker 1: I was telling that she could get a fifty year

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Speaker 1: old guy and then you know, he'll he'll look sixty.

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Speaker 1: But we don't have on on our show. All these

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Speaker 1: men on our show, even Tommy, who is in his fifties,

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Speaker 1: don't really look like he and his fifties he deserved.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, Steve, I think that's because we

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Speaker 1: laughed so much. Laughter so good for so it keeps

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Speaker 1: you young. At her. I promise you that I'll do

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Speaker 1: her voice, Steve, you do Junior's boy, Go ahead, Hello, Jr.

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Speaker 1: Hey good, here you go, get your daddy, little boy.

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Speaker 1: We have a problem, all right, all right, come on, alright,

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Speaker 1: this right here, this is insurance insurance Junior. You should

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Speaker 1: get that voice insure. This is sure that thing, if

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Speaker 1: you would, let's call it chances and Joseph, I can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah, Joe's about you're doing? Man? I

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Speaker 1: got you, um your number? Uh, well, so I give

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Speaker 1: me your card. Told me you have an insurance company.

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Speaker 1: You might be to help me? Absolutely well, love to

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Speaker 1: help you, well, love you help. Okay, listen, I'm um,

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Speaker 1: I'm seeking some insurance. And what all insurance do you

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Speaker 1: guys have? What? What? What all you all cover? Well?

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Speaker 1: Have Automo build insurance, home insurance, we have life insurance,

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Speaker 1: fire flood. We're pretty much uh we have everything exactly

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Speaker 1: what happing insurance you we're looking for? Okay, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: I need. I have my own business, my own company. Pop.

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Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, what I what I'm want to

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: make sure I have insurance for the people underneath me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly. I want to I want

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Speaker 1: my employees to be insured. Okay, you know, like if

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Speaker 1: something that happens to them, they can get they can

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Speaker 1: get workers comp you know what I mean. I want

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Speaker 1: to be able to to accommodate them that way. Is that?

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Speaker 1: And are you able to help me out with something

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Speaker 1: like that? Yeah? I am able to help you. I

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Speaker 1: just need to add a few questions. How many? How

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Speaker 1: many employees do you ask right now? I have? I

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Speaker 1: got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.

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Speaker 1: I got to that that worked predominantly on the weekends. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I got let me think real quickly. I got settlement,

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Speaker 1: I got ice jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir

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Speaker 1: um telling an an agains u smitty okay, okay, um um,

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Speaker 1: what type of fantasy a, sir um? Well, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a um, I'm a I'm a PC.

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Speaker 1: And um I'm sorry DC. Oh personal consulting. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close up pretty close. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And

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Speaker 1: and what it is me? I got, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got I'm sorry did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: What What that is, man, is is you know I

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Speaker 1: pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have

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Speaker 1: girls that may dance for you. Uh, some may come

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Speaker 1: by and and uh do other things for you for

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Speaker 1: private parties, that kind of thing. Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to insure strippers or call girls? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to ensure. I mean, I give all my girl

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Speaker 1: ten ninety nine at the end of the year. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know what This is an insurance company.

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Speaker 1: This is a reperable company. We don't ensure call girls suppers.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean the

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Speaker 1: way it kind of means right now, everybody got to

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Speaker 1: look out for themselves. But I got to ensure what

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Speaker 1: I need to ensure so in case things go bad, Man,

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Speaker 1: I can bounce back on that. I understand that, sir,

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Speaker 1: and I do. I mean, I'm a businessman just like

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Speaker 1: you are, sir. But we don't insure call up strippers.

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Speaker 1: So so hold on, I got your car. Man, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to tell me that now you can't give me

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Speaker 1: no insuance. We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: tell me what type of duties today perform? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? What kind of do I mean?

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Speaker 1: They say have on the application? I have to put

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Speaker 1: down what type of duties we're gonna put down down? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Exotic dance you know, uh? And see since they are

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Speaker 1: there for people that like, uh need to have some

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Speaker 1: personal attention. Man, you know, we just put something else down,

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Speaker 1: like you know, counseling. You know, he's prostitues. You want

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Speaker 1: to ensure prostitutes. I'm not saying that, man, I'm not

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Speaker 1: stop saying that. Don't say that, no more. That's not

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm saying that's what that's what they are. Well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you put down PC? Man? Why don't you

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Speaker 1: Why don't you put down pleasure consultant for mansultants? So

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Speaker 1: we don't do that here. Um, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to help you start. We don't do that here. You

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Speaker 1: can't ensure a prostitute. Then I tell you, don't say

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Speaker 1: that no more. I told you this right here is

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Speaker 1: a PC. It's a pleasure consultant. That's somebody that gave

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Speaker 1: me this business card. And told me that you'll be

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Speaker 1: able to take care of me. And now here you

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Speaker 1: he is coming back saying you can't. This one is

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Speaker 1: starting to be some for smitthie. Naw uh, sir, you

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Speaker 1: don't have to refrain from using that anguage. No, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. They're telling me that you are able to

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Speaker 1: insure me. Man, you don't want coming back with some

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Speaker 1: bogus right. We don't ensure any type of ghetto mess

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Speaker 1: prostitutes called girls. Um, that's some street junk that we

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Speaker 1: don't do here. Man, listen, I was told you can

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Speaker 1: insure me, and guess what you go insure me. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you. Dog. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come down that to your office and I want to

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Speaker 1: I want these papers filled out so I can sign them.

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Speaker 1: So I got Look, man, we don't ensure no prostitutes

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Speaker 1: are no on the stippers. Okay, So we don't do that,

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Speaker 1: and you're not gonna come down to my office with

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Speaker 1: this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who do you

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Speaker 1: think you're holling that? Man? You you don't know who

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Speaker 1: you're with now. I don't left this corporate over the phone,

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Speaker 1: corporate voice, fool you because I can get gangster. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you thank you now. We don't

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Speaker 1: do that here. Hey man, look at let me tell

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Speaker 1: you so, I'm on my way down there. Okay, do

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Speaker 1: not come to this office. You come to this office.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to the office. You're gonna showing my girls

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Speaker 1: for me. Somebody that gave me your card and told

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Speaker 1: me you can take care of me on the low,

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Speaker 1: and that's what you're gonna do. Now. I need my

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Speaker 1: damn insuring for my girl's dog. That's all I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get. Don't you bring you to me steps because

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Speaker 1: we don't do it and I will not. And if

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Speaker 1: you bring you something, you're gonna get you. What I mean,

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Speaker 1: I got what you're talking to I'm talking to you

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Speaker 1: now trying to be nice and I trying to be

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Speaker 1: a professional. Question, don't you bring after my office? NA

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Speaker 1: keep you you ain't sending them and fellerland Man, I

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Speaker 1: got one more things I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: You listening? Yes, what you got to say to me?

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Speaker 1: I do not? And short passitude? Okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: have to tell me? I got to tell you this

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Speaker 1: best is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby mart and Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy? Oh boy, can

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Speaker 1: I believe y'all got me ask you this here? Man,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this here. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning All right, thank you the nephew. Really,

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Speaker 1: somebody just asked me the other day. This Tommy ever

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Speaker 1: gets scared to go outside? All right? Coming up next

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Speaker 1: to it is the Strawberry Letter, the subject my daughter

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Speaker 1: is married to a hobo. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.