Speaker 1: Welcome to get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's Journey. I'm Mark,
Speaker 1: I'm Brendan, and we are going to jump right into
Speaker 1: it because we have an episode for the Ages today
Speaker 1: and just a little bit we will tell you about
Speaker 1: our amazing guest, a true Hollywood legend, one of our
Speaker 1: all time favorites since we were little kids. Man. But
Speaker 1: first let's get through any new business. I will start,
Speaker 1: even though I'm not allowed to talk about it, I
Speaker 1: am putting a budget together on a little something called
Speaker 1: I can't talk about it. You know what that sounds fine?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean you asked me not to talk about it,
Speaker 1: but I have a line producer and.
Speaker 3: We told you to not talk about a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. A line producer reviewed my script for
Speaker 1: ARABORI well, you said he talk about it, but he
Speaker 1: said there was a lot, So anyway, good point.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 1: But so I got a budget?
Speaker 3: What got the budget?
Speaker 1: It came in at a few hundred million dollars, which
Speaker 1: means it's oh fucking blockbuster. Wow.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's the case.
Speaker 3: That is, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: My friend, she's got a little computer program that runs
Speaker 1: the numbers and she said that this one sizzled the
Speaker 1: app So, wow, that's pretty.
Speaker 2: So you broke a computer with how bad your movie
Speaker 2: is going to be?
Speaker 1: No, it's not bad. It's that she mostly does independent stuff.
Speaker 1: So I think that whatever spreadsheets she was using it
Speaker 1: it kind of blew the doors off it. I think
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. That is a talking about it. Oh, Greg,
Speaker 1: do you have any new business?
Speaker 3: Well, I do have some new business before we get
Speaker 3: into this very exciting episode, I guess that has can't wait.
Speaker 3: Small setback with today we are with finding it?
Speaker 1: Oh, what's the setback?
Speaker 3: So what happened was this I was witnessed observed someone say,
Speaker 3: caught by duck post post coital with his mother the le.
Speaker 1: Post post coital. This was after after you were cuddling.
Speaker 3: Well, I was so again you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But post post coordal is after the shower, after the
Speaker 1: showers on like the couch, after the shower, after.
Speaker 2: The cigarette, and then you were pre coil again. So
Speaker 2: you were kind of gonzo nosing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your underwear. I was rising to the occasion.
Speaker 1: But gonzone nosing that means you've got like a hook
Speaker 1: a hooked yea.
Speaker 2: But your underwear, So your underwear catches yourself mid thong
Speaker 2: and benz, it's kind of like so you're kind of
Speaker 2: bentch so you're not all the way there. But if
Speaker 2: like the underwear went.
Speaker 3: Away, I wasn't wearing unravel. I wasn't wearing underwear, but
Speaker 3: I was still gonzo nosing. But that's just the natural.
Speaker 2: You just run a natural gone.
Speaker 3: I run a natural curve.
Speaker 1: You have a hook, yeah, dog leg left or right?
Speaker 1: You slice her? Or do you hook?
Speaker 3: I call it an nose dive?
Speaker 1: Oh you go down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gonzo note. Have you ever seen the Muppets?
Speaker 3: Of course I've seen the Muppet, But Gonsos doesn't go
Speaker 3: to the left or to the right.
Speaker 1: Got a twisted dick can go any number of directions.
Speaker 2: I call dick John c Riley, mister cellphane no, because
Speaker 2: he gets a job done.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: He's a great actor.
Speaker 1: He gets You could have picked so many names that
Speaker 1: were way sexier than John c Ryley.
Speaker 2: Kind of looks like John c Riley, you know.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, anyway, there's been a setback.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what what happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Well, when Duck caught us, he was how do I
Speaker 3: put this?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Boy apoplectic? Oh he really really am it? Hard?
Speaker 2: Way to go?
Speaker 1: A what did you do?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Well, I I'm going to have to rendezvous with him later,
Speaker 3: maybe on the duck boat, and see if we can
Speaker 3: work things out. Fortunately for me, things have worked out
Speaker 3: in a strange way with the widow because it kind
Speaker 3: of turned out to be a boon financially. The widow
Speaker 3: paid me off to just keep quiet about the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Why because she's bound by Dutch's will not to take
Speaker 3: another lover for ninety days after his death. Otherwise, you know,
Speaker 3: she'd forego the entire fortune Airgo qui pro quo?
Speaker 1: I see, So this is not great for us one,
Speaker 1: with the whole duck situation.
Speaker 3: I said, I'll deal with it, okay, some of this boon?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? What kind of boon are
Speaker 1: you dealing with here?
Speaker 3: It's not nothing?
Speaker 1: Well, what is the sum of it? Mark?
Speaker 3: It was a generous offer. How generous A tidy sum?
Speaker 1: How tidy?
Speaker 3: I'll be quite comfortable.
Speaker 1: Okay. So listen, I'm in a position where I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get some financing for a major motion picture which
Speaker 1: we'll have a high rate of which one. I can't
Speaker 1: say it for everyone, and so I am curious if
Speaker 1: you are interested in being an investor.
Speaker 3: At this time. I don't think we're looking for that.
Speaker 3: Who's we me and my fortune?
Speaker 1: It is a fortune? What kind of fortune?
Speaker 3: It's a wad?
Speaker 1: How big of a wad?
Speaker 3: Considerable?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by considerable? Give me a give
Speaker 1: me something I can hang my hat on.
Speaker 2: Would you say it's a a king's ransom?
Speaker 3: I would say it's a princely sum.
Speaker 2: It's not helping a princess ransom that a king pays off.
Speaker 2: That might be a pretty good chunk at hick.
Speaker 1: If that's a king's ransom, it would be a princely
Speaker 1: So if the prince got kidnapped, it's a princely sum.
Speaker 3: It's definitely what a king would pay if a prince
Speaker 3: got kidnapped, if the prince was his true son.
Speaker 1: How much money do you have?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: Just say it, guys, I'm gonna go ahead and jump
Speaker 3: in here. I just want to remind us that we
Speaker 3: have a big episode today and we should not be
Speaker 3: getting into all this.
Speaker 2: It's a really good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us how you ran into the guest.
Speaker 3: Well, I have a story that could only happen in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: I was out this morning from my usual hot bean
Speaker 3: water at the Old Coffee Bean, and I happen to
Speaker 3: run in to one of the greatest actions stars of
Speaker 3: all time, maybe greatest, maybe the best actor of all time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's
Speaker 1: the greatest actor of.
Speaker 3: All time, definitely the best actor of a certain favorite.
Speaker 1: He's the best actor in the best genre. So he's
Speaker 1: the best actor. I mean, this is a slam dunk, right,
Speaker 1: he's the best.
Speaker 3: Well, if you haven't guessed it by now, our guest
Speaker 3: will be Dolphmatics.
Speaker 1: Yes, Dolphmatics. It's legendary action. So I am so incredibly thrilled. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: my childhood was spent watching Dolph Maattox dex Fury movie.
Speaker 1: I got Twelfth Blood, Twelfth Blood two, thirteenth Blood is
Speaker 1: what they call.
Speaker 3: It, Twelfth Blood three, the Last Drop.
Speaker 1: I think the best one of all of them was
Speaker 1: when he fought that Russian dog in Twelfth Blood. Five
Speaker 1: Universal Donor, hasn't that amazing?
Speaker 2: Five movies deep and they're just getting better.
Speaker 1: That doesn't happen, It never happens, And I will say,
Speaker 1: I was on his IMDb page earlier today, from nineteen
Speaker 1: eight nine to about nineteen ninety seven. He is as
Speaker 1: good as anyone who's ever made movies. I mean some
Speaker 1: of the highest grossing.
Speaker 3: Remember super Blood.
Speaker 2: He had the blood of America in him, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he could just bleed and bleed and bleed and
Speaker 1: never die.
Speaker 3: Remember the catchphrase, no one said it better, No one
Speaker 3: said it at all. But he killed more women in
Speaker 3: movies than anyone.
Speaker 2: And you know what, back then, it didn't matter because
Speaker 2: they were bad guys, bad about it.
Speaker 1: What did happen to him? There was like some documentary about.
Speaker 3: It that they fathered a child with Ricky Lake.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also heard he pulled the sword on Michael Eisner
Speaker 2: at a shareholders meeting.
Speaker 1: That I do remember hearing about that.
Speaker 3: What's that kid's name?
Speaker 1: Superior? All of his children have the names of Great Lakes.
Speaker 2: All five of them.
Speaker 3: That's Great Lakes. I mean, he's been keeping a low profile,
Speaker 3: at least in what he told me at the bean
Speaker 3: and he but you know, when I talked to him
Speaker 3: and I kind of told him what we were working on.
Speaker 3: He apparently wants to make a comeback. He's looking for
Speaker 3: a reboot for his most famous character, Dex Fury, and
Speaker 3: so he's coming over today to hear a pitch from us.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. We've been working on this pitch all week
Speaker 1: and we're all in a complete alignment. One.
Speaker 2: Never has the machine been running as hot and as
Speaker 2: quick because all of us know this world, we know
Speaker 2: his voice, and we were humming baby.
Speaker 3: It was easy.
Speaker 1: So we're going to take a quick break and when
Speaker 1: we come back, Dolph Mattic, we are back, and we
Speaker 1: are so excited to have a very special guest, the one,
Speaker 1: the only, mister Dolph Mattic. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 4: Dolph.
Speaker 1: I'm twelve year old me, mind blown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ten year old me, because I'm younger than these guys,
Speaker 3: but just barely.
Speaker 1: It's so so cool to.
Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, I just am spacing on everybody's name. What
Speaker 4: is your name?
Speaker 3: I'm Greg, I'm the one that you met at coffee.
Speaker 1: Being yep, I'm Mark, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: am Brendan got it all right, it's an honor.
Speaker 2: I went as Dex Fury for Halloween for.
Speaker 4: Man, my coffee something. Oh it's all right, Fuck it.
Speaker 3: You don't really want his coffee?
Speaker 4: It's all right.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we have you sitting on the weight bench there.
Speaker 3: Do you like to work out? What do you like
Speaker 3: to work out?
Speaker 2: I just clearly, Greg, do I like to work out?
Speaker 4: Do I like?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was just trying to tee it up.
Speaker 4: These muscles don't come for free.
Speaker 3: Sweat, So what have you been up to?
Speaker 4: Sweat and blood is what carved this body.
Speaker 1: Do you believe when you lift weights a lot? Really,
Speaker 1: that's the secret.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing wrong. I need a little bit
Speaker 2: more of that.
Speaker 3: You've never lifted a weight in your life.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Greg, I live them all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm working on.
Speaker 4: Why don't we quit sucking each other's dix? What's going
Speaker 4: on here? Guys?
Speaker 3: Well, we have a great script that we've written for you.
Speaker 1: We think you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, of course, honoring the tradition of all
Speaker 3: the great dex Fury movies. This is a new dex
Speaker 3: Fury vehicle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dex Fury is back, and I think the world
Speaker 2: is going to be very impressed with how fucking amazing
Speaker 2: you look. You really do look great.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So should should we see it up?
Speaker 1: Should we get in. I mean, Dolf, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me just stretch out real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, all good. Wow. Those are lats,
Speaker 2: that's what those are.
Speaker 4: These are lats. A lot of people think that's your trap.
Speaker 4: It's not your trap, it's your lat.
Speaker 1: For the listeners, Dolf is shirtless and he's given us
Speaker 1: a little rundown on gun show. Maybe we should all
Speaker 1: take our shirts off out.
Speaker 4: I would put him back on. Okay, just slid him
Speaker 4: back on.
Speaker 2: Like chicken soup. It's very hot in here, oh, like
Speaker 2: a can of Campbell's.
Speaker 3: So before we get into it, can you just tell us, like,
Speaker 3: what's a day in the life of Dolph?
Speaker 4: Look like you know, uh, you know what. Every day
Speaker 4: is different, man. Today was a tough day for me.
Speaker 4: I was in a serious auto accident. Yeah. It was
Speaker 4: like trying to make a left and there's a guy
Speaker 4: that was in the intersection. He just wouldn't go. So
Speaker 4: I just t boned him, you know, and I got
Speaker 4: out him. I got out of my jeep and I
Speaker 4: just fucking hauled ass. I fled scene on foot. You
Speaker 4: probably heard some choppers outside at you. Well, that was
Speaker 4: not me and the chopper. I do know how to
Speaker 4: fly a chopper, but that was I was being chased,
Speaker 4: so I just ran, you know, kept running. Uh, slathered
Speaker 4: my body and face and mud to provide natural camo.
Speaker 3: I wanted to ask about though, like super.
Speaker 4: Blood exactly, like super Blood, A lot of the stuff
Speaker 4: that I do in movies, I ripped that from my
Speaker 4: real life.
Speaker 2: Really, that's what I love about your movies. Like a Schwartzenegger,
Speaker 2: I don't believe you met an alien. You I bet
Speaker 2: you tea boned a guy and covered yourself in mud
Speaker 2: and ran from some cops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the guy?
Speaker 4: Oh? I don't know. Yeah, I just fled, you know,
Speaker 4: I hauled at the thing is man is like I
Speaker 4: was pissed and I was late. You know, I had
Speaker 4: to go get an egg sandwich or four, and I
Speaker 4: was like late, So I just t boned the guy,
Speaker 4: hauled ass, fled. I ran on over to Freedom Bagels
Speaker 4: and got something to eat, and then I went and
Speaker 4: did you know today was squat day? So I just
Speaker 4: went and did a ton of squatsig.
Speaker 2: Sandwiches up for grabs or that's.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I mean they're all for me. There's four
Speaker 4: of them, gotcha, But yeah, I'm gonna eat all those.
Speaker 3: Did you make love to Vivical Bolt in real life?
Speaker 4: Or who's ask Greg buddy?
Speaker 1: What the hell? He said?
Speaker 3: Everything was real from the movies.
Speaker 4: You can ask ask again again.
Speaker 3: So I just I guess what I'm wondering is like,
Speaker 3: did you make love to Vivocable in real life?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 4: Or please say no? I fucked her?
Speaker 1: Whoa the real dirt? Wow?
Speaker 4: This style of dogs we're talking about from behind? Yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah was consensual. I mean, you know she obviously you
Speaker 4: know you know, but yeah, so that happens a lot.
Speaker 4: But anyway, So got in a car accident, fled, went
Speaker 4: to the breakfast spot Freedom Bagels to get some food,
Speaker 4: went to do some squats, and then I fucking lost
Speaker 4: my ATM card. Oh you know, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I was like so pissed, and I kicked open the
Speaker 4: doors at the bank and I was like, everybody, get
Speaker 4: on the fucking floor. Get on the floor. So everybody
Speaker 4: got down the floor. And then I realized like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not here to like I'm not going to cause
Speaker 4: a crime. I'm here to just find out whether or
Speaker 4: not I could get a replacement ATM card. So I
Speaker 4: was like, sorry, everybody, get up off the floor, put
Speaker 4: your pants back on. I'm just trying to find if
Speaker 4: I could get a new ATM card.
Speaker 3: I mean, the card could have been on the floor,
Speaker 3: so that is probably totally totally so.
Speaker 2: To have them take their pants off too, yeah, no
Speaker 2: one's going to run after you if they're pantless.
Speaker 4: So it turns out it takes ten business days for
Speaker 4: them to mail me a new ATM card. So I am,
Speaker 4: currently you have to snow on cash.
Speaker 2: Well, if you need some cash, I bet Mark's probably
Speaker 2: gone something later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if do you need cash right now.
Speaker 4: Why don't we do this and then we'll talk about
Speaker 4: all that. Yeah, right right, anyway, that's that's kind of like.
Speaker 1: A typical day for celebrities.
Speaker 4: Are just like us, No, we're not absolutely right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a really will day. I mean
Speaker 1: almost two Dare I say felonies?
Speaker 3: I mean, that's think it's worth getting into how they
Speaker 3: would be categorized.
Speaker 2: I don't think so at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough. So here we are, like we said,
Speaker 1: we're so excited about this. We know your movies backwards
Speaker 1: and forwards, we know your voice, so we're very stoked
Speaker 1: that you're here. And here's the pitch. Okay, your old friend,
Speaker 1: Colonel Brigman shows up at this Siberian bar in the
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, and inside he finds decks in a
Speaker 1: cage fighting a fucking bear.
Speaker 2: And dude, you are back on the silver screen and
Speaker 2: you are jacked right, jacked like like vein vein on
Speaker 2: top of a vein on top of muscle.
Speaker 4: The new c G I right.
Speaker 1: Just you remember those old he Man characters that were
Speaker 1: like fucking you know, pumping back down then to the neck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can see it, throbbing, Yes, yeah, that's what we're
Speaker 1: that's what we're going for, standing there, glistening and throbbing.
Speaker 2: You got this fucking headband on and that's pretty much it. Right.
Speaker 2: You've got pants on, but they're all ripped up, right
Speaker 2: because and you also got those like double bullet fucking
Speaker 2: criss crossy things whatever those and nobody knows bangalleros, so
Speaker 2: you've got those on even though you don't have a gun.
Speaker 2: And you're just standing there looking this bear dead in
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 3: And Brigman's there and he's got you know, this little
Speaker 3: pencil neck dweeb who's from the CIA, and he's like,
Speaker 3: we got to stop this, and.
Speaker 1: Dex is trading blows with the bear, and finally he
Speaker 1: gets him in a jiu jitsu arm bar and the
Speaker 1: bear has no choice but to bite off his own arm.
Speaker 1: So good, so good, so good.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So Dex picks up the severed bear arm and he
Speaker 1: just fucking nails him with it, and.
Speaker 4: I hit the bear with his face, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 4: then the bear like dick slapping Yeah.
Speaker 1: With the bears one. Maybe we're but it changes I
Speaker 1: think flow some degree.
Speaker 2: So anyway, you fucking smack the barrel with his own dick,
Speaker 2: and he has this unbelievable amount of respect you. All
Speaker 2: of a sudden, you two warriors make eye contact and
Speaker 2: there's this amazing understanding between the two of you, and
Speaker 2: the bear submits.
Speaker 1: And then Brigman tells you that your old war buddies
Speaker 1: were captured and he needs your help getting them back,
Speaker 1: and then you know we're off. What do you think
Speaker 1: just the opening, I mean, it's like welcome back experience.
Speaker 1: It's some of our most inspired really is.
Speaker 4: The bear is the bear like an American bear, Russian
Speaker 4: Russian Russian bear, So you kind of like, don't feel
Speaker 4: for it, and what why Why am I in the cage?
Speaker 4: Like who would who would have put me in a cage?
Speaker 1: I think under your own volition. You went in there
Speaker 1: to fight the bear for money. It's kind of this
Speaker 1: kind of like a.
Speaker 2: Local hero, you know. I don't know what the Russian
Speaker 2: word is for, like bear fucker or something, but everyone's
Speaker 2: like betterfucker, betterfucker.
Speaker 4: They're calling me a bear fucker.
Speaker 1: In a good way. I think that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 1: They like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not going to fuck a bear.
Speaker 1: No, it's to you.
Speaker 4: I'm not asking, I'm telling you, I'm not whatever. I
Speaker 4: don't know, guys and more thinking about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: Not that hot on the bear or the just the bear.
Speaker 4: It's not just the bear, it's kind of the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Feels kind of like I don't want to like be
Speaker 4: a dick about this, but it feels like kind of
Speaker 4: played out.
Speaker 2: I was thinking this, you know, it.
Speaker 4: Just feels like stuff that I've seen before. He's it's
Speaker 4: like in the cage, like a guy in a cage,
Speaker 4: you know, with like an animal. You know that he's
Speaker 4: going to like fight or fuck, like either way. It
Speaker 4: just feels like.
Speaker 2: I feel like we can rewrite the whole. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: should just write the whole thing. But you know, anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Think there's some good parts.
Speaker 4: And what is why is Brigman there?
Speaker 2: He's your guy if you can't have a dicks remove?
Speaker 4: But why why can't we? Why don't we?
Speaker 3: Good point?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Maybe we kill right away, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean? Like what if? What if instead
Speaker 4: if it opens with like Brigman like blowing his head off? Wow?
Speaker 4: You know that's something like he's on vacation with his
Speaker 4: like family and his wife and they're like at a
Speaker 4: fancy dinner, you know, and he gets up to make
Speaker 4: a toast to everybody, and it starts off super normal
Speaker 4: and like kind of sweet, and then he just pulls
Speaker 4: out like a gun and blows his head off. Whoa.
Speaker 3: We could call it dextery a hole in the head.
Speaker 1: That's good something we need, We need a title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all this time we spent together and then just
Speaker 2: but then we don't have to worry about Brigman's decks
Speaker 2: when he's on his own off the chain.
Speaker 4: Because then it's like more lines for me to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. That good point. What are
Speaker 1: the consequences? I mean, does that tie in that Brigman,
Speaker 1: this this? You know, he's like, we.
Speaker 3: Don't really need well, there's so much like doesn't want Brigman.
Speaker 3: We definitely don't need Brigman.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna, you know, be There's other
Speaker 1: people that can like be in movies besides Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that. I totally get that.
Speaker 4: It's just you guys know General Mike Flynn. Yeah, really
Speaker 4: is a good friend of mine, like a good friend,
Speaker 4: and he was he was texting me as saying that
Speaker 4: he's always wanted to be in movies really like always
Speaker 4: wanted to be in movies.
Speaker 1: General Mike Flynn, General Mike Flynn, who was part of the.
Speaker 4: Team American Hero and Legend. Yeah. Yeah, so he's a
Speaker 4: good he's like a super cool guy, like funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: Great actor that doesn't come across.
Speaker 4: A great actor really and like strong, like ripped. You
Speaker 4: can't tell a lot because he's always wearing like you know,
Speaker 4: he wears his shirt a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I mean instead of Colonel Brigman, we've
Speaker 1: got General Mike Flynn.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe we could write some pages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's I.
Speaker 4: Mean, I actually have an idea for something that I've
Speaker 4: been working on. I printed out copies. If he goes,
Speaker 4: wow this really wow?
Speaker 1: Look at this?
Speaker 4: If you guys wanted to.
Speaker 3: A lot and they're highlighted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I got everybody's name.
Speaker 3: What's your name, Megan, I'm Greg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I highlighted your part. Okay, and there it is.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm Flinn.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh this mind is highlighted. His potato sack. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: because I look like a potato sack.
Speaker 4: That's right. Oh are you guys cool to just jump
Speaker 4: right in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm nearer even take.
Speaker 4: A ship or take a pastern and then.
Speaker 3: No, no, you can't hear any way. The toilet doesn't flush.
Speaker 1: Doesn't wow your toilet?
Speaker 4: Your toilet does not flush?
Speaker 3: His doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Does? You have to do you mind.
Speaker 4: If I go take a ship in your toilet?
Speaker 1: Real quick? I mean the thing is, you would be
Speaker 1: better if you.
Speaker 4: Shop better in a toilet that does not flush. It
Speaker 4: just like relaxes me because I get nervous about the
Speaker 4: water going up my bum hoole. So it doesn't if
Speaker 4: it doesn't flush. If I know in advance that the
Speaker 4: toilet's not going to flush. I don't get nervous.
Speaker 1: So you stay sitting and then flushes. And that's the part.
Speaker 1: Use it like. I don't like it. It makes me
Speaker 1: nervous because then I got to call the landlord and
Speaker 1: he's either way.
Speaker 4: Man up to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah you.
Speaker 1: Was it bad?
Speaker 4: If I say no, I'll tell you what, I'll go
Speaker 4: do it, and then you decide whether or not I
Speaker 4: should do it.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Well, so we're back and appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Boy, where were we?
Speaker 1: It's been a minute?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man, so we have these Yeah, we get off route.
Speaker 1: I'm going to light a match a candle. Okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's do it.
Speaker 4: Let's do Is everybody cool with the sun.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's good.
Speaker 1: I think it's mixing in a in a more productive way.
Speaker 4: Don't tell anybody that I took a ship in your office. Like,
Speaker 4: edit this part out so that people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll definitely edit this out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you know what, Let's charge ahead and uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. I cannot wait to read this,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: I just got a real quick put some baby boil
Speaker 4: on my lips so that when I'm talking, my lips
Speaker 4: don't get all stuck together.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Here we go sunrise, the sound of a chopper is heard,
Speaker 1: and slowly the choppers blades slash into view. The chopper
Speaker 1: flies over a broken city. Decks gazes out the window.
Speaker 1: It burned out cars, abandoned warehouses, covered in graffiti. It
Speaker 1: looks like a war zone, a hell on Earth. It's
Speaker 1: not until a large, pointing monument comes into view that
Speaker 1: we realize this is Washington, d C. Dex's chopper lands
Speaker 1: in a swirl of dust and he exits. He's hustled
Speaker 1: by a pair of guards to a nearby hangar. At
Speaker 1: the far end of the hangar is General Mike Flynn,
Speaker 1: a great patriot. Next to him is George Bundy, a
Speaker 1: career Special Forces guy, tough as they come. As Dex approaches,
Speaker 1: Flynn steps forward.
Speaker 3: There he is morning. Decks, Sir, this is George Bundy.
Speaker 3: He's in charge of this opera.
Speaker 1: Dex nods and shakes his hand.
Speaker 2: Thank you, General, I've been looking forward to meeting you. Wow,
Speaker 2: those are some pretty great muscles you have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've been bigger.
Speaker 2: That's hard to believe.
Speaker 1: Bundy pats and Dex's biceps.
Speaker 2: Wow, what I wouldn't give for a pair of Howarzer's
Speaker 2: like that? Tell me, Dex, what's your secret?
Speaker 4: That's easy. It's called gunt Muscle Bomb. It's a proprietary
Speaker 4: blend of nutrients and minerals that I develop myself. It's
Speaker 4: designed to boost testosterone and increase overall muscle mass while
Speaker 4: also giving you more confidence in social situations.
Speaker 2: Well, it definitely works. Can I try some?
Speaker 4: Sorry, sir, this strong stuff. I can't risk it falling
Speaker 4: into the wrong hands. GMB would turn even the world's
Speaker 4: biggest weakling into the ultimate alpha male.
Speaker 2: I completely understand you hold onto that stuff, Dex, but
Speaker 2: if you ever decide to sell it, you let me know.
Speaker 4: Ah, we'll do, sir, Dex.
Speaker 3: How much do you know about January sixth?
Speaker 4: Not much? From what I understand, ANTIFA and the leftist
Speaker 4: at digitators masqueraded as regular conservatives to tarnish President Trump.
Speaker 2: Fraid not decks and TIFA had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: Those were our guys in there, at least some of
Speaker 2: them were.
Speaker 4: Wait, I don't understand you sparked an insurrection.
Speaker 2: Yes, but not for the reasons you think.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of harp decks.
Speaker 4: I don't think so, unless you're talking about the high
Speaker 4: frequency active auroral research program.
Speaker 3: That's right, directed energy, mind control, and Layman's terms, a
Speaker 3: brain laser, the most powerful weapon ever created created?
Speaker 4: Is that what you said? I thought it was just
Speaker 4: a pipe dream, like flying cars are a drinkable deodorant.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately not. We found out it's real as hell, and
Speaker 2: the deep State has been using it on American citizens
Speaker 2: for decades, controlling our thoughts, decks, controlling our actions. They're
Speaker 2: shaping reality. You think Trump lost.
Speaker 4: That election, Damn right, he did. I read all about
Speaker 4: it in the newspaper.
Speaker 2: What if I told you that President Trump won every
Speaker 2: state by hundreds of thousands of votes.
Speaker 4: That you were crazy?
Speaker 3: Not crazy, That's what happened. It's the brain laser that
Speaker 3: wants you to think otherwise.
Speaker 4: Geez.
Speaker 2: Last year we discovered as being kept in the last
Speaker 2: place anyone would ever think to look, Capitol Hill.
Speaker 4: This makes so much sense. January sixth was just a
Speaker 4: small part of a much bigger plan.
Speaker 2: You remember those guys rummaging through the offices and poking
Speaker 2: through desks.
Speaker 4: They were doing recon.
Speaker 1: Flann hands decks. A photo of a smiling Patriot with
Speaker 1: his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk, whoa deck sits
Speaker 1: down his mind reeling.
Speaker 4: Are you telling me the Deep State's mind control laser
Speaker 4: is locked in Nancy Pelosi's office and I have to
Speaker 4: go on the most dangerous mission of my whole life
Speaker 4: to break in and get it out.
Speaker 2: And the fate of the entire world depends on your success.
Speaker 1: Wowoa, that's just a taste.
Speaker 4: That's just a taste. Yeah, that's a taste.
Speaker 2: The taste is in my mouth and it is good.
Speaker 4: Give me your honest react actions. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: kick anyone's ass, totally honest.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot to work with so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a quick question, and I don't want
Speaker 1: this to be a speed bump. But this is Is
Speaker 1: this a belief of yours or are you making fact
Speaker 1: commentary or it's a fact fact? Yeah? Yeah, it's a fact.
Speaker 4: Huh. I mean this is an accepted fact, not in dispute.
Speaker 2: Well yes, Well, when it comes to that, I have
Speaker 2: a few questions. Is gunt muscle bomb real? And do
Speaker 2: you sell it?
Speaker 4: It is real? I do sell it, but I cannot
Speaker 4: sell it to you. Okay, I would be a waste
Speaker 4: of the product. It's in limited supply, and to be
Speaker 4: honest with you, it's only for people that are serious.
Speaker 4: You got to get serious. Yeah, to buy it? We
Speaker 4: vet we vet every customer.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have live operators that take the call and
Speaker 4: before we take your credit card number, we've like, we
Speaker 4: vet you.
Speaker 2: Is there a way for me to prove that I
Speaker 2: am serious? I am serious as that turd sitting in
Speaker 2: the toilet right now, that I would use it to
Speaker 2: its full potential.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. Okay, but the gunt muscle bomb
Speaker 4: is just a small part of the story.
Speaker 1: And I think what I'm a little curious about is
Speaker 1: the idea of a brain laser. What do we want
Speaker 1: the audience to believe in terms of the reality asking
Speaker 1: them to it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean because Mark asked too many of is like,
Speaker 3: you know, kind of mark stupid questions. I think we
Speaker 3: should remember that Mark, there's a big part of America
Speaker 3: that might, you know, be open to a big movie
Speaker 3: like this and that we can get away from the
Speaker 3: coastal elite stuff.
Speaker 1: Just if we're going to take a poll, are you
Speaker 1: into I don't. I'm not political, so I'm Brandon how
Speaker 1: about you? Are you?
Speaker 2: I think the big question is do you think if
Speaker 2: I use the bomb that I'd have a heart attack
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't worry so much about your involvement with the
Speaker 4: gun bomb right right, right? What I would think about
Speaker 4: for you guys, do you have the bandwidth for this
Speaker 4: type of project? Yes, that's a great and also it's
Speaker 4: a two part question if you don't mind. Also the
Speaker 4: second part is do you like money?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Love money?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's maybe yeah when.
Speaker 4: You think about it. That's what this also entails, is
Speaker 4: you guys making a lot of money. Yeah, if you
Speaker 4: want to partner up.
Speaker 1: And you raise a great question, the first one, because
Speaker 1: there we do have a lot of projects, a lot
Speaker 1: of irons in the fire.
Speaker 3: There are too many.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd take get rid of them. And we're doing
Speaker 2: this now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's something to talk about. You've giving us
Speaker 1: a lot to think about. Yeah, what's your deal?
Speaker 4: Mark? Just just like your energy is like super negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's just them. These guys know. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just sort of more of a more breaks and they're
Speaker 1: more gas.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do a little demo on you. Right now, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: give you some free gunt bomb. Oh, I'm gonna rub
Speaker 4: it in.
Speaker 1: I'm less interested.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna rub it in around your your biceps and
Speaker 4: your traps. Okay, and then you tell me, you tell me,
Speaker 4: how does that feel?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 4: That's good. That's good.
Speaker 1: It's so lucky, wheezing tricep. That's enough.
Speaker 4: You smell that. That's mint. That's a real mint.
Speaker 2: It's like mint and seaweed.
Speaker 1: There's so much just yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's the kind of thing you know, if you
Speaker 4: let that seep in, that can help motivate you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: your writing and creativity is there?
Speaker 1: Is there a box? This thing doesn't have any writing
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 4: Some of the ingredients are written in foreign languages.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Well, this has been something.
Speaker 2: This is thank you so much, the best day of
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: Has a lot to think about. Yeah, and we'll be
Speaker 1: in touch. We have a PostScript to what you've just heard.
Speaker 1: This is two weeks after Dolph Maddox was here in
Speaker 1: the apartment. And yes, it was a thrill ride.
Speaker 3: It really was.
Speaker 2: They'll smell him.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it was it was cool to meet a
Speaker 1: legend of Hollywood. I think we can all agree with
Speaker 1: you know, we had a few minor hiccups, and we
Speaker 1: can talk about some of the notes we might have
Speaker 1: had about the script, but overall, very very cool.
Speaker 2: So awesome.
Speaker 3: And I've been texting him for the last two weeks
Speaker 3: and have not heard back.
Speaker 1: Radio silence is really what we're feeling on this one.
Speaker 1: And didn't you say you ran into him at the
Speaker 1: coffee Bean?
Speaker 3: I ran into him. He was leaving the coffee bean
Speaker 3: on his one wheel, and he kind of acted like
Speaker 3: he didn't know me, which I was like, well, that's
Speaker 3: pretty weird because I've smelled the insides of you. But
Speaker 3: the only thing that I wonder is if you know,
Speaker 3: once we kind of had a moment to step back
Speaker 3: and really look at the pages that he had, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe it's just not the right maybe it's not the
Speaker 3: right fit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be honest, I sold my values out pretty quick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean when you're kind of looking into the sun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's hard not to just say whatever he says is cool.
Speaker 2: And it was an amazing star and.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of charisma.
Speaker 3: I want to remind people, if you're a Hollywood aspiring
Speaker 3: Hollywood actor that you know, learning what values you can
Speaker 3: sell and what you can't is important, and most of
Speaker 3: the time you can sacrifice everything, and in this case
Speaker 3: we couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was on the news. I guess he showed
Speaker 1: up in Moscow with a bunch of Russian bikini babes
Speaker 1: and free samples of gunt muscle bomb.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, apparently that's what's getting all those Russian prisoners
Speaker 3: to fight and rub it on them and they go.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets that bomb except me.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't know. You tried it, Mark, You
Speaker 1: have a nasty rash on my arm and it's actually
Speaker 1: smaller than my right arm.
Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah, so it works the other way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it hurts. I can't lift it. Wow, it looks
Speaker 1: like it gone into the doctor.
Speaker 3: Yet it looks like an insurance overcooked noodle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like one. So that's the Dolf update.
Speaker 1: And I think we dodged a bullet. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be on it.
Speaker 3: I love that scene where he dodges a bullet though
Speaker 3: in his script.
Speaker 2: And we call the movie dodge a bullet. That's Stspury dodged.
Speaker 1: We're not doing the movie right all right, Well.
Speaker 2: I guess the end thing is always meet your heroes,
Speaker 2: but be ready for them to be human.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and celebrities, they're not like us.
Speaker 2: They are definitely not like us.
Speaker 1: I think he committed two felonies. He admitted through it
Speaker 1: on the time. Well until next time. It's lights, camera
Speaker 1: action but for writing.