1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: Welcome to get It to Dutch, a screenwriter's Journey. I'm Mark, 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: I'm Brendan, and we are going to jump right into 3 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 1: it because we have an episode for the Ages today 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: and just a little bit we will tell you about 5 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: our amazing guest, a true Hollywood legend, one of our 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: all time favorites since we were little kids. Man. But 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: first let's get through any new business. I will start, 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: even though I'm not allowed to talk about it, I 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: am putting a budget together on a little something called 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I can't talk about it. You know what that sounds fine? 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 2: What is it? 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: Well? I mean you asked me not to talk about it, 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: but I have a line producer and. 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 3: We told you to not talk about a lot of things. 15 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. A line producer reviewed my script for 16 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: ARABORI well, you said he talk about it, but he 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: said there was a lot, So anyway, good point. 18 00:00:59,480 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 3: Fuck. 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: But so I got a budget? 20 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 3: What got the budget? 21 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: It came in at a few hundred million dollars, which 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: means it's oh fucking blockbuster. Wow. 23 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 2: I don't think that's the case. 24 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 3: That is, that's a lot of money. 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: My friend, she's got a little computer program that runs 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: the numbers and she said that this one sizzled the 27 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: app So, wow, that's pretty. 28 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 2: So you broke a computer with how bad your movie 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: is going to be? 30 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: No, it's not bad. It's that she mostly does independent stuff. 31 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: So I think that whatever spreadsheets she was using it 32 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: it kind of blew the doors off it. I think 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: that's a good thing. That is a talking about it. Oh, Greg, 34 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: do you have any new business? 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 3: Well, I do have some new business before we get 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 3: into this very exciting episode, I guess that has can't wait. 37 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: Small setback with today we are with finding it? 38 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: Oh, what's the setback? 39 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 3: So what happened was this I was witnessed observed someone say, 40 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 3: caught by duck post post coital with his mother the le. 41 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: Post post coital. This was after after you were cuddling. 42 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 3: Well, I was so again you know what I mean? 43 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: But post post coordal is after the shower, after the 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: showers on like the couch, after the shower, after. 45 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 2: The cigarette, and then you were pre coil again. So 46 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 2: you were kind of gonzo nosing. 47 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, your underwear. I was rising to the occasion. 48 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: But gonzone nosing that means you've got like a hook 49 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: a hooked yea. 50 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: But your underwear, So your underwear catches yourself mid thong 51 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 2: and benz, it's kind of like so you're kind of 52 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 2: bentch so you're not all the way there. But if 53 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 2: like the underwear went. 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 3: Away, I wasn't wearing unravel. I wasn't wearing underwear, but 55 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 3: I was still gonzo nosing. But that's just the natural. 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 2: You just run a natural gone. 57 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 3: I run a natural curve. 58 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: You have a hook, yeah, dog leg left or right? 59 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: You slice her? Or do you hook? 60 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 3: I call it an nose dive? 61 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: Oh you go down? 62 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gonzo note. Have you ever seen the Muppets? 63 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,519 Speaker 3: Of course I've seen the Muppet, But Gonsos doesn't go 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 3: to the left or to the right. 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: Got a twisted dick can go any number of directions. 66 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 2: I call dick John c Riley, mister cellphane no, because 67 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 2: he gets a job done. 68 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: Huh. 69 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: He's a great actor. 70 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: He gets You could have picked so many names that 71 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: were way sexier than John c Ryley. 72 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: Kind of looks like John c Riley, you know. 73 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, anyway, there's been a setback. 74 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 2: Oh god, what what happened? 75 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: What happened? 76 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 3: Well, when Duck caught us, he was how do I 77 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 3: put this? 78 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: Oh? 79 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 3: Boy apoplectic? Oh he really really am it? Hard? 80 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: Way to go? 81 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: A what did you do? 82 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 2: Man? 83 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 3: Well, I I'm going to have to rendezvous with him later, 84 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 3: maybe on the duck boat, and see if we can 85 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 3: work things out. Fortunately for me, things have worked out 86 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 3: in a strange way with the widow because it kind 87 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 3: of turned out to be a boon financially. The widow 88 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 3: paid me off to just keep quiet about the whole thing. 89 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 3: Why because she's bound by Dutch's will not to take 90 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 3: another lover for ninety days after his death. Otherwise, you know, 91 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 3: she'd forego the entire fortune Airgo qui pro quo? 92 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: I see, So this is not great for us one, 93 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: with the whole duck situation. 94 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 3: I said, I'll deal with it, okay, some of this boon? 95 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: What are we talking about? What kind of boon are 96 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: you dealing with here? 97 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 3: It's not nothing? 98 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: Well, what is the sum of it? Mark? 99 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 3: It was a generous offer. How generous A tidy sum? 100 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: How tidy? 101 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 3: I'll be quite comfortable. 102 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: Okay. So listen, I'm in a position where I'm trying 103 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: to get some financing for a major motion picture which 104 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: we'll have a high rate of which one. I can't 105 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: say it for everyone, and so I am curious if 106 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: you are interested in being an investor. 107 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 3: At this time. I don't think we're looking for that. 108 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 3: Who's we me and my fortune? 109 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: It is a fortune? What kind of fortune? 110 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,239 Speaker 3: It's a wad? 111 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,239 Speaker 1: How big of a wad? 112 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 3: Considerable? 113 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: What do you mean by considerable? Give me a give 114 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: me something I can hang my hat on. 115 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 2: Would you say it's a a king's ransom? 116 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 3: I would say it's a princely sum. 117 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 2: It's not helping a princess ransom that a king pays off. 118 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: That might be a pretty good chunk at hick. 119 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: If that's a king's ransom, it would be a princely 120 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: So if the prince got kidnapped, it's a princely sum. 121 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 3: It's definitely what a king would pay if a prince 122 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 3: got kidnapped, if the prince was his true son. 123 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: How much money do you have? 124 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 4: Man? 125 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 3: Just say it, guys, I'm gonna go ahead and jump 126 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 3: in here. I just want to remind us that we 127 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 3: have a big episode today and we should not be 128 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 3: getting into all this. 129 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 2: It's a really good point. 130 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us how you ran into the guest. 131 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 3: Well, I have a story that could only happen in Hollywood. 132 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 3: I was out this morning from my usual hot bean 133 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 3: water at the Old Coffee Bean, and I happen to 134 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 3: run in to one of the greatest actions stars of 135 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 3: all time, maybe greatest, maybe the best actor of all time. 136 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's 137 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: the greatest actor of. 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 3: All time, definitely the best actor of a certain favorite. 139 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: He's the best actor in the best genre. So he's 140 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: the best actor. I mean, this is a slam dunk, right, 141 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: he's the best. 142 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 3: Well, if you haven't guessed it by now, our guest 143 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 3: will be Dolphmatics. 144 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: Yes, Dolphmatics. It's legendary action. So I am so incredibly thrilled. Yeah, man, 145 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 1: my childhood was spent watching Dolph Maattox dex Fury movie. 146 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: I got Twelfth Blood, Twelfth Blood two, thirteenth Blood is 147 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: what they call. 148 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 3: It, Twelfth Blood three, the Last Drop. 149 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: I think the best one of all of them was 150 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: when he fought that Russian dog in Twelfth Blood. Five 151 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: Universal Donor, hasn't that amazing? 152 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 2: Five movies deep and they're just getting better. 153 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: That doesn't happen, It never happens, And I will say, 154 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: I was on his IMDb page earlier today, from nineteen 155 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,279 Speaker 1: eight nine to about nineteen ninety seven. He is as 156 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 1: good as anyone who's ever made movies. I mean some 157 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: of the highest grossing. 158 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 3: Remember super Blood. 159 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 2: He had the blood of America in him, right. 160 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, he could just bleed and bleed and bleed and 161 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: never die. 162 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 3: Remember the catchphrase, no one said it better, No one 163 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 3: said it at all. But he killed more women in 164 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 3: movies than anyone. 165 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 2: And you know what, back then, it didn't matter because 166 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 2: they were bad guys, bad about it. 167 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: What did happen to him? There was like some documentary about. 168 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 3: It that they fathered a child with Ricky Lake. 169 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 170 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 2: I also heard he pulled the sword on Michael Eisner 171 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 2: at a shareholders meeting. 172 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: That I do remember hearing about that. 173 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 3: What's that kid's name? 174 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: Superior? All of his children have the names of Great Lakes. 175 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: All five of them. 176 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 3: That's Great Lakes. I mean, he's been keeping a low profile, 177 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 3: at least in what he told me at the bean 178 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 3: and he but you know, when I talked to him 179 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 3: and I kind of told him what we were working on. 180 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 3: He apparently wants to make a comeback. He's looking for 181 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: a reboot for his most famous character, Dex Fury, and 182 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 3: so he's coming over today to hear a pitch from us. 183 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: It's amazing. We've been working on this pitch all week 184 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: and we're all in a complete alignment. One. 185 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 2: Never has the machine been running as hot and as 186 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 2: quick because all of us know this world, we know 187 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 2: his voice, and we were humming baby. 188 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 3: It was easy. 189 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: So we're going to take a quick break and when 190 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: we come back, Dolph Mattic, we are back, and we 191 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 1: are so excited to have a very special guest, the one, 192 00:08:54,520 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: the only, mister Dolph Mattic. Thank you for being here. 193 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 4: Dolph. 194 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm twelve year old me, mind blown. 195 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, ten year old me, because I'm younger than these guys, 196 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 3: but just barely. 197 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: It's so so cool to. 198 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, I just am spacing on everybody's name. What 199 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 4: is your name? 200 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 3: I'm Greg, I'm the one that you met at coffee. 201 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: Being yep, I'm Mark, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I 202 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: am Brendan got it all right, it's an honor. 203 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 2: I went as Dex Fury for Halloween for. 204 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 4: Man, my coffee something. Oh it's all right, Fuck it. 205 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 3: You don't really want his coffee? 206 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 4: It's all right. 207 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 3: Sorry, we have you sitting on the weight bench there. 208 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 3: Do you like to work out? What do you like 209 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,319 Speaker 3: to work out? 210 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,920 Speaker 2: I just clearly, Greg, do I like to work out? 211 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 4: Do I like? 212 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 3: Yeah? I was just trying to tee it up. 213 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 4: These muscles don't come for free. 214 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,080 Speaker 3: Sweat, So what have you been up to? 215 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 4: Sweat and blood is what carved this body. 216 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 1: Do you believe when you lift weights a lot? Really, 217 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 1: that's the secret. 218 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,439 Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing wrong. I need a little bit 219 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 2: more of that. 220 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,440 Speaker 3: You've never lifted a weight in your life. 221 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,439 Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Greg, I live them all the time. 222 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 2: I'm working on. 223 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 4: Why don't we quit sucking each other's dix? What's going 224 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 4: on here? Guys? 225 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 3: Well, we have a great script that we've written for you. 226 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,960 Speaker 1: We think you're gonna love it. 227 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, of course, honoring the tradition of all 228 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 3: the great dex Fury movies. This is a new dex 229 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 3: Fury vehicle. 230 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, dex Fury is back, and I think the world 231 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 2: is going to be very impressed with how fucking amazing 232 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 2: you look. You really do look great. 233 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 4: I appreciate it. 234 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, So should should we see it up? 235 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: Should we get in. I mean, Dolf, it's up to you. 236 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 1: Do you want to hear it? 237 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, let me just stretch out real quick. 238 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, all good. Wow. Those are lats, 239 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 2: that's what those are. 240 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 4: These are lats. A lot of people think that's your trap. 241 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 4: It's not your trap, it's your lat. 242 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: For the listeners, Dolf is shirtless and he's given us 243 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: a little rundown on gun show. Maybe we should all 244 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: take our shirts off out. 245 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 4: I would put him back on. Okay, just slid him 246 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 4: back on. 247 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 2: Like chicken soup. It's very hot in here, oh, like 248 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 2: a can of Campbell's. 249 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 3: So before we get into it, can you just tell us, like, 250 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 3: what's a day in the life of Dolph? 251 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 4: Look like you know, uh, you know what. Every day 252 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 4: is different, man. Today was a tough day for me. 253 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 4: I was in a serious auto accident. Yeah. It was 254 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,319 Speaker 4: like trying to make a left and there's a guy 255 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,280 Speaker 4: that was in the intersection. He just wouldn't go. So 256 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,319 Speaker 4: I just t boned him, you know, and I got 257 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,440 Speaker 4: out him. I got out of my jeep and I 258 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:37,200 Speaker 4: just fucking hauled ass. I fled scene on foot. You 259 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 4: probably heard some choppers outside at you. Well, that was 260 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 4: not me and the chopper. I do know how to 261 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 4: fly a chopper, but that was I was being chased, 262 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 4: so I just ran, you know, kept running. Uh, slathered 263 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 4: my body and face and mud to provide natural camo. 264 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 3: I wanted to ask about though, like super. 265 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 4: Blood exactly, like super Blood, A lot of the stuff 266 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 4: that I do in movies, I ripped that from my 267 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 4: real life. 268 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 2: Really, that's what I love about your movies. Like a Schwartzenegger, 269 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 2: I don't believe you met an alien. You I bet 270 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 2: you tea boned a guy and covered yourself in mud 271 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 2: and ran from some cops. 272 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the guy? 273 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,600 Speaker 4: Oh? I don't know. Yeah, I just fled, you know, 274 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 4: I hauled at the thing is man is like I 275 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 4: was pissed and I was late. You know, I had 276 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 4: to go get an egg sandwich or four, and I 277 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 4: was like late, So I just t boned the guy, 278 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 4: hauled ass, fled. I ran on over to Freedom Bagels 279 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 4: and got something to eat, and then I went and 280 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 4: did you know today was squat day? So I just 281 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 4: went and did a ton of squatsig. 282 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 2: Sandwiches up for grabs or that's. 283 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I mean they're all for me. There's four 284 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 4: of them, gotcha, But yeah, I'm gonna eat all those. 285 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 3: Did you make love to Vivical Bolt in real life? 286 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 4: Or who's ask Greg buddy? 287 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: What the hell? He said? 288 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 3: Everything was real from the movies. 289 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 4: You can ask ask again again. 290 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 3: So I just I guess what I'm wondering is like, 291 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 3: did you make love to Vivocable in real life? 292 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 2: Too? 293 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:14,440 Speaker 4: Or please say no? I fucked her? 294 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:19,839 Speaker 1: Whoa the real dirt? Wow? 295 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 4: This style of dogs we're talking about from behind? Yeah, 296 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 4: yeah was consensual. I mean, you know she obviously you 297 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 4: know you know, but yeah, so that happens a lot. 298 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 4: But anyway, So got in a car accident, fled, went 299 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 4: to the breakfast spot Freedom Bagels to get some food, 300 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 4: went to do some squats, and then I fucking lost 301 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 4: my ATM card. Oh you know, and I was like, 302 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,680 Speaker 4: I was like so pissed, and I kicked open the 303 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 4: doors at the bank and I was like, everybody, get 304 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 4: on the fucking floor. Get on the floor. So everybody 305 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 4: got down the floor. And then I realized like, oh, 306 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 4: I'm not here to like I'm not going to cause 307 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 4: a crime. I'm here to just find out whether or 308 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 4: not I could get a replacement ATM card. So I 309 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,440 Speaker 4: was like, sorry, everybody, get up off the floor, put 310 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 4: your pants back on. I'm just trying to find if 311 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 4: I could get a new ATM card. 312 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 3: I mean, the card could have been on the floor, 313 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 3: so that is probably totally totally so. 314 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 2: To have them take their pants off too, yeah, no 315 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 2: one's going to run after you if they're pantless. 316 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 4: So it turns out it takes ten business days for 317 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 4: them to mail me a new ATM card. So I am, 318 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 4: currently you have to snow on cash. 319 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 2: Well, if you need some cash, I bet Mark's probably 320 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 2: gone something later. 321 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if do you need cash right now. 322 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 4: Why don't we do this and then we'll talk about 323 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 4: all that. Yeah, right right, anyway, that's that's kind of like. 324 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: A typical day for celebrities. 325 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 4: Are just like us, No, we're not absolutely right. 326 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a really will day. I mean 327 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 1: almost two Dare I say felonies? 328 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 3: I mean, that's think it's worth getting into how they 329 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 3: would be categorized. 330 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 2: I don't think so at all. 331 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough. So here we are, like we said, 332 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: we're so excited about this. We know your movies backwards 333 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 1: and forwards, we know your voice, so we're very stoked 334 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 1: that you're here. And here's the pitch. Okay, your old friend, 335 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: Colonel Brigman shows up at this Siberian bar in the 336 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, and inside he finds decks in a 337 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: cage fighting a fucking bear. 338 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 2: And dude, you are back on the silver screen and 339 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 2: you are jacked right, jacked like like vein vein on 340 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 2: top of a vein on top of muscle. 341 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 4: The new c G I right. 342 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: Just you remember those old he Man characters that were 343 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: like fucking you know, pumping back down then to the neck. Yeah, 344 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: you can see it, throbbing, Yes, yeah, that's what we're 345 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: that's what we're going for, standing there, glistening and throbbing. 346 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 2: You got this fucking headband on and that's pretty much it. Right. 347 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 2: You've got pants on, but they're all ripped up, right 348 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,280 Speaker 2: because and you also got those like double bullet fucking 349 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 2: criss crossy things whatever those and nobody knows bangalleros, so 350 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 2: you've got those on even though you don't have a gun. 351 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 2: And you're just standing there looking this bear dead in 352 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 2: the end. 353 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,680 Speaker 3: And Brigman's there and he's got you know, this little 354 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 3: pencil neck dweeb who's from the CIA, and he's like, 355 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 3: we got to stop this, and. 356 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: Dex is trading blows with the bear, and finally he 357 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: gets him in a jiu jitsu arm bar and the 358 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: bear has no choice but to bite off his own arm. 359 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: So good, so good, so good. 360 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 4: Wow. 361 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: So Dex picks up the severed bear arm and he 362 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: just fucking nails him with it, and. 363 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 4: I hit the bear with his face, yeah yeah, and 364 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 4: then the bear like dick slapping Yeah. 365 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: With the bears one. Maybe we're but it changes I 366 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 1: think flow some degree. 367 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 2: So anyway, you fucking smack the barrel with his own dick, 368 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 2: and he has this unbelievable amount of respect you. All 369 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 2: of a sudden, you two warriors make eye contact and 370 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 2: there's this amazing understanding between the two of you, and 371 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 2: the bear submits. 372 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,959 Speaker 1: And then Brigman tells you that your old war buddies 373 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: were captured and he needs your help getting them back, 374 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 1: and then you know we're off. What do you think 375 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,399 Speaker 1: just the opening, I mean, it's like welcome back experience. 376 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: It's some of our most inspired really is. 377 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 4: The bear is the bear like an American bear, Russian 378 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 4: Russian Russian bear, So you kind of like, don't feel 379 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 4: for it, and what why Why am I in the cage? 380 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 4: Like who would who would have put me in a cage? 381 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,640 Speaker 1: I think under your own volition. You went in there 382 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,399 Speaker 1: to fight the bear for money. It's kind of this 383 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,640 Speaker 1: kind of like a. 384 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 2: Local hero, you know. I don't know what the Russian 385 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 2: word is for, like bear fucker or something, but everyone's 386 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 2: like betterfucker, betterfucker. 387 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,360 Speaker 4: They're calling me a bear fucker. 388 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 1: In a good way. I think that's probably a good thing. 389 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: They like that. 390 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not going to fuck a bear. 391 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 1: No, it's to you. 392 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 4: I'm not asking, I'm telling you, I'm not whatever. I 393 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 4: don't know, guys and more thinking about this. 394 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. 395 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 4: Not that hot on the bear or the just the bear. 396 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 4: It's not just the bear, it's kind of the whole thing. 397 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 4: Feels kind of like I don't want to like be 398 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 4: a dick about this, but it feels like kind of 399 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 4: played out. 400 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,360 Speaker 2: I was thinking this, you know, it. 401 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 4: Just feels like stuff that I've seen before. He's it's 402 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 4: like in the cage, like a guy in a cage, 403 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 4: you know, with like an animal. You know that he's 404 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 4: going to like fight or fuck, like either way. It 405 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 4: just feels like. 406 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,119 Speaker 2: I feel like we can rewrite the whole. Yeah, we 407 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 2: should just write the whole thing. But you know, anyway, I. 408 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 1: Think there's some good parts. 409 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 4: And what is why is Brigman there? 410 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 2: He's your guy if you can't have a dicks remove? 411 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 4: But why why can't we? Why don't we? 412 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,439 Speaker 3: Good point? 413 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 414 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 3: Maybe we kill right away, you. 415 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 4: Know what I mean? Like what if? What if instead 416 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 4: if it opens with like Brigman like blowing his head off? Wow? 417 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:13,040 Speaker 4: You know that's something like he's on vacation with his 418 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,359 Speaker 4: like family and his wife and they're like at a 419 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 4: fancy dinner, you know, and he gets up to make 420 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 4: a toast to everybody, and it starts off super normal 421 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 4: and like kind of sweet, and then he just pulls 422 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,200 Speaker 4: out like a gun and blows his head off. Whoa. 423 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,440 Speaker 3: We could call it dextery a hole in the head. 424 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 1: That's good something we need, We need a title. 425 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, all this time we spent together and then just 426 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 2: but then we don't have to worry about Brigman's decks 427 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 2: when he's on his own off the chain. 428 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 4: Because then it's like more lines for me to do. 429 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. That good point. What are 430 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: the consequences? I mean, does that tie in that Brigman, 431 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: this this? You know, he's like, we. 432 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 3: Don't really need well, there's so much like doesn't want Brigman. 433 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 3: We definitely don't need Brigman. 434 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna, you know, be There's other 435 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: people that can like be in movies besides Yes, yeah, yeah, 436 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 1: I get that. I totally get that. 437 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 4: It's just you guys know General Mike Flynn. Yeah, really 438 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 4: is a good friend of mine, like a good friend, 439 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 4: and he was he was texting me as saying that 440 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 4: he's always wanted to be in movies really like always 441 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:19,119 Speaker 4: wanted to be in movies. 442 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 1: General Mike Flynn, General Mike Flynn, who was part of the. 443 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 4: Team American Hero and Legend. Yeah. Yeah, so he's a 444 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 4: good he's like a super cool guy, like funny as fuck. 445 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 2: Great actor that doesn't come across. 446 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 4: A great actor really and like strong, like ripped. You 447 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,199 Speaker 4: can't tell a lot because he's always wearing like you know, 448 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 4: he wears his shirt a lot. 449 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I mean instead of Colonel Brigman, we've 450 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 1: got General Mike Flynn. 451 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,120 Speaker 3: I mean maybe we could write some pages. 452 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's I. 453 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 4: Mean, I actually have an idea for something that I've 454 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,640 Speaker 4: been working on. I printed out copies. If he goes, 455 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,640 Speaker 4: wow this really wow? 456 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,440 Speaker 1: Look at this? 457 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 4: If you guys wanted to. 458 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 3: A lot and they're highlighted. 459 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I got everybody's name. 460 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,440 Speaker 3: What's your name, Megan, I'm Greg. 461 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, I highlighted your part. Okay, and there it is. 462 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 3: Oh I'm Flinn. 463 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. 464 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 2: Oh this mind is highlighted. His potato sack. Yeah, oh, 465 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,120 Speaker 2: because I look like a potato sack. 466 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 4: That's right. Oh are you guys cool to just jump 467 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 4: right in? 468 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm nearer even take. 469 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 4: A ship or take a pastern and then. 470 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 3: No, no, you can't hear any way. The toilet doesn't flush. 471 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: Doesn't wow your toilet? 472 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 4: Your toilet does not flush? 473 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 3: His doesn't it? 474 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: Does? You have to do you mind. 475 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,119 Speaker 4: If I go take a ship in your toilet? 476 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: Real quick? I mean the thing is, you would be 477 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: better if you. 478 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:43,159 Speaker 4: Shop better in a toilet that does not flush. It 479 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,880 Speaker 4: just like relaxes me because I get nervous about the 480 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,959 Speaker 4: water going up my bum hoole. So it doesn't if 481 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 4: it doesn't flush. If I know in advance that the 482 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 4: toilet's not going to flush. I don't get nervous. 483 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 1: So you stay sitting and then flushes. And that's the part. 484 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 1: Use it like. I don't like it. It makes me 485 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,239 Speaker 1: nervous because then I got to call the landlord and 486 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 1: he's either way. 487 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 4: Man up to you. 488 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,159 Speaker 2: Yeah you. 489 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: Was it bad? 490 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 4: If I say no, I'll tell you what, I'll go 491 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,159 Speaker 4: do it, and then you decide whether or not I 492 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:14,719 Speaker 4: should do it. 493 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 2: Perfect. 494 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: Well, so we're back and appreciate it. 495 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 2: Boy, where were we? 496 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 1: It's been a minute? 497 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 4: Yeah? 498 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 2: Man, so we have these Yeah, we get off route. 499 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to light a match a candle. Okay, all right, yeah, 500 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,160 Speaker 1: let's let's do it. 501 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 4: Let's do Is everybody cool with the sun. 502 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,440 Speaker 3: Yeah? 503 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 2: I think it's good. 504 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: I think it's mixing in a in a more productive way. 505 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,520 Speaker 4: Don't tell anybody that I took a ship in your office. Like, 506 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 4: edit this part out so that people. 507 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll definitely edit this out. 508 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you know what, Let's charge ahead and uh. 509 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. I cannot wait to read this, 510 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:05,399 Speaker 2: all right. 511 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,439 Speaker 4: I just got a real quick put some baby boil 512 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,040 Speaker 4: on my lips so that when I'm talking, my lips 513 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,159 Speaker 4: don't get all stuck together. 514 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: Here we go. 515 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,679 Speaker 4: Oh wow, all right, let's do it. 516 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 1: Here we go sunrise, the sound of a chopper is heard, 517 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,480 Speaker 1: and slowly the choppers blades slash into view. The chopper 518 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,639 Speaker 1: flies over a broken city. Decks gazes out the window. 519 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,680 Speaker 1: It burned out cars, abandoned warehouses, covered in graffiti. It 520 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: looks like a war zone, a hell on Earth. It's 521 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 1: not until a large, pointing monument comes into view that 522 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: we realize this is Washington, d C. Dex's chopper lands 523 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: in a swirl of dust and he exits. He's hustled 524 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,919 Speaker 1: by a pair of guards to a nearby hangar. At 525 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: the far end of the hangar is General Mike Flynn, 526 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 1: a great patriot. Next to him is George Bundy, a 527 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 1: career Special Forces guy, tough as they come. As Dex approaches, 528 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,360 Speaker 1: Flynn steps forward. 529 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 3: There he is morning. Decks, Sir, this is George Bundy. 530 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 3: He's in charge of this opera. 531 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: Dex nods and shakes his hand. 532 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 2: Thank you, General, I've been looking forward to meeting you. Wow, 533 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 2: those are some pretty great muscles you have. 534 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've been bigger. 535 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 2: That's hard to believe. 536 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: Bundy pats and Dex's biceps. 537 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 2: Wow, what I wouldn't give for a pair of Howarzer's 538 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 2: like that? Tell me, Dex, what's your secret? 539 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 4: That's easy. It's called gunt Muscle Bomb. It's a proprietary 540 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 4: blend of nutrients and minerals that I develop myself. It's 541 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 4: designed to boost testosterone and increase overall muscle mass while 542 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 4: also giving you more confidence in social situations. 543 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,520 Speaker 2: Well, it definitely works. Can I try some? 544 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 4: Sorry, sir, this strong stuff. I can't risk it falling 545 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,959 Speaker 4: into the wrong hands. GMB would turn even the world's 546 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,359 Speaker 4: biggest weakling into the ultimate alpha male. 547 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 2: I completely understand you hold onto that stuff, Dex, but 548 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,560 Speaker 2: if you ever decide to sell it, you let me know. 549 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 4: Ah, we'll do, sir, Dex. 550 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,840 Speaker 3: How much do you know about January sixth? 551 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 4: Not much? From what I understand, ANTIFA and the leftist 552 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 4: at digitators masqueraded as regular conservatives to tarnish President Trump. 553 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,680 Speaker 2: Fraid not decks and TIFA had nothing to do with it. 554 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 2: Those were our guys in there, at least some of 555 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 2: them were. 556 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 4: Wait, I don't understand you sparked an insurrection. 557 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 2: Yes, but not for the reasons you think. 558 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 3: Have you heard of harp decks. 559 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 4: I don't think so, unless you're talking about the high 560 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 4: frequency active auroral research program. 561 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 3: That's right, directed energy, mind control, and Layman's terms, a 562 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 3: brain laser, the most powerful weapon ever created created? 563 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 4: Is that what you said? I thought it was just 564 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 4: a pipe dream, like flying cars are a drinkable deodorant. 565 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,159 Speaker 2: Unfortunately not. We found out it's real as hell, and 566 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 2: the deep State has been using it on American citizens 567 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,120 Speaker 2: for decades, controlling our thoughts, decks, controlling our actions. They're 568 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 2: shaping reality. You think Trump lost. 569 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 4: That election, Damn right, he did. I read all about 570 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 4: it in the newspaper. 571 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 2: What if I told you that President Trump won every 572 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,120 Speaker 2: state by hundreds of thousands of votes. 573 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 4: That you were crazy? 574 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,439 Speaker 3: Not crazy, That's what happened. It's the brain laser that 575 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,600 Speaker 3: wants you to think otherwise. 576 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 4: Geez. 577 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 2: Last year we discovered as being kept in the last 578 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 2: place anyone would ever think to look, Capitol Hill. 579 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 4: This makes so much sense. January sixth was just a 580 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 4: small part of a much bigger plan. 581 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 2: You remember those guys rummaging through the offices and poking 582 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 2: through desks. 583 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 4: They were doing recon. 584 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: Flann hands decks. A photo of a smiling Patriot with 585 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk, whoa deck sits 586 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: down his mind reeling. 587 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 4: Are you telling me the Deep State's mind control laser 588 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,159 Speaker 4: is locked in Nancy Pelosi's office and I have to 589 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 4: go on the most dangerous mission of my whole life 590 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,120 Speaker 4: to break in and get it out. 591 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 2: And the fate of the entire world depends on your success. 592 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 1: Wowoa, that's just a taste. 593 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 4: That's just a taste. Yeah, that's a taste. 594 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,880 Speaker 2: The taste is in my mouth and it is good. 595 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 4: Give me your honest react actions. I'm not going to 596 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,679 Speaker 4: kick anyone's ass, totally honest. 597 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 3: I think there's a lot to work with so much. 598 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a quick question, and I don't want 599 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 1: this to be a speed bump. But this is Is 600 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,880 Speaker 1: this a belief of yours or are you making fact 601 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,399 Speaker 1: commentary or it's a fact fact? Yeah? Yeah, it's a fact. 602 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 4: Huh. I mean this is an accepted fact, not in dispute. 603 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 2: Well yes, Well, when it comes to that, I have 604 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,439 Speaker 2: a few questions. Is gunt muscle bomb real? And do 605 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,360 Speaker 2: you sell it? 606 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 4: It is real? I do sell it, but I cannot 607 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 4: sell it to you. Okay, I would be a waste 608 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 4: of the product. It's in limited supply, and to be 609 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 4: honest with you, it's only for people that are serious. 610 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 4: You got to get serious. Yeah, to buy it? We 611 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,359 Speaker 4: vet we vet every customer. 612 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: Wow. 613 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, we have live operators that take the call and 614 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,679 Speaker 4: before we take your credit card number, we've like, we 615 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,239 Speaker 4: vet you. 616 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,119 Speaker 2: Is there a way for me to prove that I 617 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 2: am serious? I am serious as that turd sitting in 618 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,439 Speaker 2: the toilet right now, that I would use it to 619 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 2: its full potential. 620 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,560 Speaker 4: I don't think so. Okay, but the gunt muscle bomb 621 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,200 Speaker 4: is just a small part of the story. 622 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,560 Speaker 1: And I think what I'm a little curious about is 623 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: the idea of a brain laser. What do we want 624 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: the audience to believe in terms of the reality asking 625 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 1: them to it? Yeah? 626 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 3: I mean because Mark asked too many of is like, 627 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 3: you know, kind of mark stupid questions. I think we 628 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,600 Speaker 3: should remember that Mark, there's a big part of America 629 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,920 Speaker 3: that might, you know, be open to a big movie 630 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 3: like this and that we can get away from the 631 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 3: coastal elite stuff. 632 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 1: Just if we're going to take a poll, are you 633 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,239 Speaker 1: into I don't. I'm not political, so I'm Brandon how 634 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: about you? Are you? 635 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 2: I think the big question is do you think if 636 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 2: I use the bomb that I'd have a heart attack 637 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 2: or something. 638 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 4: I wouldn't worry so much about your involvement with the 639 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 4: gun bomb right right, right? What I would think about 640 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 4: for you guys, do you have the bandwidth for this 641 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 4: type of project? Yes, that's a great and also it's 642 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 4: a two part question if you don't mind. Also the 643 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,719 Speaker 4: second part is do you like money? 644 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 2: Yes? 645 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 3: Love money? 646 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 4: Yes? 647 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's maybe yeah when. 648 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,120 Speaker 4: You think about it. That's what this also entails, is 649 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 4: you guys making a lot of money. Yeah, if you 650 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 4: want to partner up. 651 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: And you raise a great question, the first one, because 652 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: there we do have a lot of projects, a lot 653 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: of irons in the fire. 654 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 3: There are too many. 655 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd take get rid of them. And we're doing 656 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 2: this now. 657 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's something to talk about. You've giving us 658 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,560 Speaker 1: a lot to think about. Yeah, what's your deal? 659 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 4: Mark? Just just like your energy is like super negative. 660 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's just them. These guys know. I'm I'm 661 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: just sort of more of a more breaks and they're 662 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: more gas. 663 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna 664 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 4: do a little demo on you. Right now, I'm gonna 665 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 4: give you some free gunt bomb. Oh, I'm gonna rub 666 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 4: it in. 667 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,719 Speaker 1: I'm less interested. 668 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 4: I'm gonna rub it in around your your biceps and 669 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 4: your traps. Okay, and then you tell me, you tell me, 670 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 4: how does that feel? 671 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. 672 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 4: That's good. That's good. 673 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: It's so lucky, wheezing tricep. That's enough. 674 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,800 Speaker 4: You smell that. That's mint. That's a real mint. 675 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,640 Speaker 2: It's like mint and seaweed. 676 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: There's so much just yeah. 677 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 4: So that's the kind of thing you know, if you 678 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 4: let that seep in, that can help motivate you. Yeah, 679 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 4: your writing and creativity is there? 680 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,800 Speaker 1: Is there a box? This thing doesn't have any writing 681 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: on it. 682 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 4: Some of the ingredients are written in foreign languages. 683 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,080 Speaker 2: Cool. 684 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: Well, this has been something. 685 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 2: This is thank you so much, the best day of 686 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 2: my life. 687 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 1: Has a lot to think about. Yeah, and we'll be 688 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: in touch. We have a PostScript to what you've just heard. 689 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: This is two weeks after Dolph Maddox was here in 690 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 1: the apartment. And yes, it was a thrill ride. 691 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,120 Speaker 3: It really was. 692 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,480 Speaker 2: They'll smell him. 693 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 1: Yes, and it was it was cool to meet a 694 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 1: legend of Hollywood. I think we can all agree with 695 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 1: you know, we had a few minor hiccups, and we 696 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 1: can talk about some of the notes we might have 697 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 1: had about the script, but overall, very very cool. 698 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 2: So awesome. 699 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 3: And I've been texting him for the last two weeks 700 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,520 Speaker 3: and have not heard back. 701 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: Radio silence is really what we're feeling on this one. 702 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: And didn't you say you ran into him at the 703 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: coffee Bean? 704 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 3: I ran into him. He was leaving the coffee bean 705 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,360 Speaker 3: on his one wheel, and he kind of acted like 706 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 3: he didn't know me, which I was like, well, that's 707 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 3: pretty weird because I've smelled the insides of you. But 708 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 3: the only thing that I wonder is if you know, 709 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 3: once we kind of had a moment to step back 710 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 3: and really look at the pages that he had, you know, 711 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 3: maybe it's just not the right maybe it's not the 712 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:52,920 Speaker 3: right fit. 713 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be honest, I sold my values out pretty quick. Yeah, 714 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 2: I mean when you're kind of looking into the sun. Yeah, 715 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,600 Speaker 2: it's hard not to just say whatever he says is cool. 716 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 2: And it was an amazing star and. 717 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: It's got a lot of charisma. 718 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 3: I want to remind people, if you're a Hollywood aspiring 719 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 3: Hollywood actor that you know, learning what values you can 720 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,760 Speaker 3: sell and what you can't is important, and most of 721 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 3: the time you can sacrifice everything, and in this case 722 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:19,600 Speaker 3: we couldn't. 723 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was on the news. I guess he showed 724 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 1: up in Moscow with a bunch of Russian bikini babes 725 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: and free samples of gunt muscle bomb. 726 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. 727 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 3: I mean, apparently that's what's getting all those Russian prisoners 728 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,400 Speaker 3: to fight and rub it on them and they go. 729 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,600 Speaker 2: Everybody gets that bomb except me. 730 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: That's what I don't know. You tried it, Mark, You 731 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 1: have a nasty rash on my arm and it's actually 732 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,200 Speaker 1: smaller than my right arm. 733 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah, so it works the other way. 734 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it hurts. I can't lift it. Wow, it looks 735 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: like it gone into the doctor. 736 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,280 Speaker 3: Yet it looks like an insurance overcooked noodle. 737 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like one. So that's the Dolf update. 738 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: And I think we dodged a bullet. I'm going to 739 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: be on it. 740 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 3: I love that scene where he dodges a bullet though 741 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 3: in his script. 742 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 2: And we call the movie dodge a bullet. That's Stspury dodged. 743 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,320 Speaker 1: We're not doing the movie right all right, Well. 744 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 2: I guess the end thing is always meet your heroes, 745 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 2: but be ready for them to be human. 746 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, and celebrities, they're not like us. 747 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 2: They are definitely not like us. 748 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 1: I think he committed two felonies. He admitted through it 749 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: on the time. Well until next time. It's lights, camera 750 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 1: action but for writing.