Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision.
Speaker 2: Hey, horror Hive, we are coming to the wet coast.
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm doing my love dance. If you can't see,
Speaker 1: I'm glad they can't. You a hater. Our first stop.
Speaker 3: September seventh, we're gonna be at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington.
Speaker 2: In Seattle, and we have not been there ever before
Speaker 2: in life, So get your tickets and pull up.
Speaker 1: We want to see if they even got hoes in Seattle,
Speaker 1: Vinnie does.
Speaker 3: Then September ninth, we are going to be at Bimbo's
Speaker 3: in San Francisco. We're really excited because we know a
Speaker 3: lot of y'all been traveling to Los Angeles to come
Speaker 3: and see us, and even our Seattle horror Hive has
Speaker 3: been coming like to La to come see us.
Speaker 1: So we're hype for that.
Speaker 2: And by the way, one moment, if you are in
Speaker 2: San fran there are less than fifty tickets left to
Speaker 2: that show.
Speaker 1: VP is sold out.
Speaker 2: So if you are in San Francisco and Goodld weren't
Speaker 2: sure if you wanted to pull up, just know you
Speaker 2: need to get your tickets because it is definitely due
Speaker 2: to solo.
Speaker 3: Tickets are also limited in Los Angeles at the Palace Theater.
Speaker 3: This is going to be our final tour, y'all. Make
Speaker 3: sure you come and see us. That's on September fourteenth,
Speaker 3: And the next day we're gonna be in Phoenix. Never
Speaker 3: been there before either.
Speaker 2: I've been to Phoenix because y'all know there's a football
Speaker 2: team there. Go sorry, sorry, go ahead at the crank.
Speaker 1: At the Creston Ballroom.
Speaker 2: Make sure you go to hoorhive dot com and get
Speaker 2: your tickets now. Okay, And before we start this episode,
Speaker 2: I need you to breathe in yet again.
Speaker 1: And breathe out.
Speaker 2: Welcome host to another episode of Harvard Blad.
Speaker 1: This is y'all. Are you practicing for San France? Breathing?
Speaker 1: Breathe out?
Speaker 3: That's a san't at the Bay? Isn't that? That's isn't
Speaker 3: that you got served? How is that not the best?
Speaker 4: So that?
Speaker 1: Look? Where's the it is from?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: Are your niggas in the bay fuck with that ship?
Speaker 1: Do they? Because they be crumping right now.
Speaker 3: I'm the fucking Hollywood bitch. Now they'd be like shouting
Speaker 3: out to Bay. And then they played a little song
Speaker 3: and breathe in, breathe out. As the song, I don't
Speaker 3: know why what it is?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: Well, y'all, that's weezy. I'm Mandy, and I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck? What do I ever know what she's
Speaker 2: talking about? But then the music, this is the song.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you know what you're talking about? Bitch
Speaker 2: now making us breathe yes, because listen, I am in
Speaker 2: my healing journey currently.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll start with a quick catch up.
Speaker 2: I am actually going to be getting a sex and
Speaker 2: relationship coach because this god damn celibacy.
Speaker 1: Journey right now like hit a scary, scary high.
Speaker 2: So I went to the sex club to celebrate the
Speaker 2: owner's birthday. And this was my first time in the
Speaker 2: sex club since breaking up, since all the things and
Speaker 2: I ended I ended up going, and I just I
Speaker 2: love the community at Susia, a little bit of the try,
Speaker 2: but being there wasn't traumatic.
Speaker 1: Just no I did.
Speaker 2: I ended up leaving bawling in tears. Now I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was the shrooms or the trauma. I
Speaker 2: don't know what it was, but basically, there was this
Speaker 2: really handsome guy there and I was like ooh. You know,
Speaker 2: we started talking. He was really thoughtful and asking what
Speaker 2: I wanted, and I was like, oh, I'm just watching tonight.
Speaker 2: Somehow I did agree then to say, okay, I'll do
Speaker 2: a massage, and bro my whole body just like clenched up,
Speaker 2: like it's never clenched up before at the thought of
Speaker 2: a man giving me a massage, and so I like
Speaker 2: just grab my bag.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna go upstairs.
Speaker 2: Bitch went upstairs, grabbed my bag, saw Luis, and bitch
Speaker 2: just fell into his arms and just started bawling, crying,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh nah, this was like, this
Speaker 2: is like some real shit. I've been like going down
Speaker 2: the rabbit hole of like narcissust and what I was
Speaker 2: experience sing with the breakups for intentional, the love bombing,
Speaker 2: the like making us argue around big moments of my life.
Speaker 2: I said that right after ABM, right after my Revolt stuff,
Speaker 2: right when I started my MTV show, when we went
Speaker 2: on tour with those four shows, every time something really
Speaker 2: big was happening, that's around the time he.
Speaker 1: Would break up with me or we would get into
Speaker 1: an argument.
Speaker 2: And so I've been unfortunately going down this list of things,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm like questioning my whole self.
Speaker 2: I don't trust myself. I don't trust men, and every
Speaker 2: time I talk about it, I want to cry, and
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't want to bring it up and cry.
Speaker 1: But it's like.
Speaker 4: This selfsy I know, like I joke about it a lot,
Speaker 4: and I'm like to a place where I literally I
Speaker 4: don't know myself and I literally can't even think of
Speaker 4: a man coming near me, of having sex, of dating.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to men. I don't trust him.
Speaker 2: But then also I just feel like I don't trust
Speaker 2: myself to even ask man what I want.
Speaker 1: And this show is gonna get so hard during this journey.
Speaker 2: And I don't think my therapist is someone She's like
Speaker 2: really logical and helps me through my relationships like in
Speaker 2: work and friendships and family, but I don't think she
Speaker 2: has what like to talk about this, Like, bro, I'm
Speaker 2: sexual as fuck. I would hump a couch if I could,
Speaker 2: you know, And so to be in a place where
Speaker 2: I can't is like.
Speaker 1: It's really scary, you know, that's really good.
Speaker 3: When I got cheated on by old Day, he used
Speaker 3: to say things to me in jest about how I
Speaker 3: wasn't really gay, Like he would say shit to me
Speaker 3: like that, like and this is after he cheated, after
Speaker 3: I found out like all this fuck this girl to
Speaker 3: night and I would say no, and he'd be like,
Speaker 3: I knew you weren't really that gay.
Speaker 1: Da da da.
Speaker 3: He was gas buying you and a fucking other women.
Speaker 3: And I would like be like, where we fucked all
Speaker 3: these bitches together? I had of this before you, like
Speaker 3: that I was like in love with and dated seriously.
Speaker 3: And he would really make me upset because not in
Speaker 3: the way of people joking like bitch, you ain't gay,
Speaker 3: but like for real, somebody that I had these sexual
Speaker 3: experiences with women. I used to love being with women,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn you fucking room. Oh wow, I
Speaker 3: can think of that now you when I think about
Speaker 3: other women in threesomes.
Speaker 1: In you, it's ruined.
Speaker 3: He weaponized it a bit, and it was terrible because
Speaker 3: I felt just hearing you say like I used to
Speaker 3: hunt the couch, I used to be so sexual, like
Speaker 3: it almost ruined women for me for a while.
Speaker 1: Wow, Well he ruined men right now.
Speaker 2: Cause bitch, I'm like, fuck God, I'm niggas. I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk to nobody.
Speaker 3: And this is why, like when you see like wives
Speaker 3: with knives and shit, you'd be like, oh, bitch, I
Speaker 3: ain't gonna hold you. I like, I've been trying not
Speaker 3: to watch those shows.
Speaker 2: Cause bitch, I get it, Like I couldn't imagine a
Speaker 2: nigga pulling up in my shit fucking another bitch of
Speaker 2: my shit, Like mind you. I found out about the
Speaker 2: women later, and I'm non monogamous, so where he fucked
Speaker 2: up my betrayal and that I've clearly watched him have
Speaker 2: sucks with other women.
Speaker 1: So it was the lying and going around my boundaries.
Speaker 2: But then like I'm looking into it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: did this nigga even really like me? Like narcissists don't
Speaker 2: really love, They don't know how to the way he
Speaker 2: would say I would trigger his jealousy and things like that.
Speaker 2: They're envious the people they seek women that unfortunately are
Speaker 2: better than that.
Speaker 1: And I'm my god.
Speaker 3: People might listen and be like, there's no way that
Speaker 3: he was like consciously thinking about doing that, and it's
Speaker 3: not that they're.
Speaker 2: Consciously thinking about it. Wait, I need to tell you
Speaker 2: the biggest thing I.
Speaker 1: Found out, But the way he's trying to seek sympathy.
Speaker 1: Is do you know how much this I told you
Speaker 1: he was a liar? Bro, he's lying telling people he
Speaker 1: beat cancer.
Speaker 3: That's how fucking much of a psychopath.
Speaker 1: This nigga is like, so cause he's bald.
Speaker 2: When I'm talking to the bro never went through So
Speaker 2: when I'm talking to when I'm.
Speaker 1: Talking to at the such club, he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like he's been through a him.
Speaker 3: God was like, hey, I said, I said, he's been
Speaker 3: through a lot.
Speaker 1: Girl, let's call him block.
Speaker 3: I say, he's been through a lot. What has he
Speaker 3: been through? He said, well, you know, he just be cancer.
Speaker 1: Let's said that. Bro, let me block. He blot. No,
Speaker 1: there's no way, Iday, I'm calling from college. There's no
Speaker 1: way I would call him. There's no way.
Speaker 2: I like, it's probably even y'all would probably going up
Speaker 2: bit just sh like this.
Speaker 1: He said he'd beat cancer.
Speaker 2: I let that nigga, I said, bitch, but we only
Speaker 2: been broke up for five months?
Speaker 3: So when did he get cancer and beat it? Because
Speaker 3: he never had it? I say, he oh, he's a liar.
Speaker 1: He beat cancer.
Speaker 3: He beat cancer, And in here, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: This is my biggest health scare lie.
Speaker 1: I think I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2: Bro, how do you tell me you be cancer? And
Speaker 2: you know my best friend literally beat cancer.
Speaker 1: Well you didn't tell me.
Speaker 2: You are here using that lie, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're like you're like fucked up in the head. You're
Speaker 2: like really fucked up in the fucking head, and you
Speaker 2: probably don't know it because what since you fucking bitches
Speaker 2: that listened to this podcast.
Speaker 1: I hope they send you this fucking minute mark because
Speaker 1: you were a fucking psycho. You're so crazy. But I'd
Speaker 1: be so embarrassed hearing someone say this to me publicly.
Speaker 3: You're fucking weirdo, and see you come up and tell
Speaker 3: you how fucking weird Joe little raggedy ass is. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's gonna report this to YouTube, bitch, No, this is embarrassing, bro.
Speaker 1: He's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed that I fucking thought this figga was my
Speaker 3: soul may yuck, disgusting.
Speaker 1: This is the best tea that you get, bitch? Is
Speaker 1: that not disgusting?
Speaker 3: No, it's the best tea because you laughing, because that
Speaker 3: ship is disgusting?
Speaker 1: Is that here? Loving on? A man? I could do
Speaker 1: some l Let me tell you.
Speaker 3: It's what wasn't really funny, like it's tea the ship
Speaker 3: that happened where I think the worst thing he did
Speaker 3: you was y'all played with.
Speaker 1: Girl a bitch that he was sheting on me with.
Speaker 3: That was really bad. And to me that wasn't funny.
Speaker 3: It was just like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is funny, bro, and this is this is mind
Speaker 3: you You know, someone crystal beat cancer at my own
Speaker 3: died from cancer. Bro.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be laughing. It's not funny. It's not funny.
Speaker 3: But but that means, oh you this up the line
Speaker 3: some time.
Speaker 1: He picked the kind that's old black nigga. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell everyone, can you be coly cancer? That's why you like?
Speaker 1: How can we get this nigga arrested? Listen?
Speaker 2: Oh I want him arrested. I need liars to be
Speaker 2: able to go the fuck to jail.
Speaker 1: I don't know him and Mariah Mills. Bro need to
Speaker 1: be in the same soul. See and now you really
Speaker 1: embarrassed me, bitch?
Speaker 2: Why not you saying this nigga showing up like the
Speaker 2: bitch that was so sad that she got cheating all
Speaker 2: by Zion, big ass Williamson.
Speaker 1: I mean he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, Bro, I hate it, like and I also know
Speaker 2: if he watches this, there's like power that they get
Speaker 2: from knowing that they can hurt someone.
Speaker 1: So Bro, I'm so I'm fucked up.
Speaker 3: I mean, I do think no Tino shade because you
Speaker 3: can't see it now because you're in it. When you're
Speaker 3: when you're seeing someone go through a breakup, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, because all they do is talk about
Speaker 3: it NonStop. There's actually an episode of Sex in the
Speaker 3: City that made me think of you recently and.
Speaker 1: I felt, yeah, you you never changed.
Speaker 3: Harry is sitting with her friends talking about Big and
Speaker 3: they're like, yo, like we're done listening.
Speaker 1: You have to get a therapist.
Speaker 3: And I was like, damn, I remember, like I hit
Speaker 3: this point and I know a lot of people listening
Speaker 3: to me and me like, she's talking about that nigga again.
Speaker 3: But it's like really hard because you don't catch yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh no. So that's the part I.
Speaker 2: Brought this up, y'all will actually love I'm not going
Speaker 2: to be bringing him up because the part to.
Speaker 1: Me, no, if you find out something else to talk,
Speaker 1: she wanted to be.
Speaker 3: More.
Speaker 2: No to me, It's like I realized, and that's why
Speaker 2: I'm getting the Sex and Relationship coach is because every
Speaker 2: time I talk about him now, I'm like, I'm more
Speaker 2: and more embarrassed, but I'm crying and I'm like, when
Speaker 2: I don't talk about it, I've realized, I'm just putting
Speaker 2: myself into work.
Speaker 1: I think we go through the break up.
Speaker 3: They say you go through the grieving period when you cry,
Speaker 3: then you get angry then and you're like, your fuck
Speaker 3: nigga city girl, like you probably just have been doing
Speaker 3: these you're doing this.
Speaker 1: I started with the other one.
Speaker 2: I thought nigger than the nigga and went right back
Speaker 2: to fucking my old niggas and then felt empty inside.
Speaker 1: It's hard, No, it's really hard.
Speaker 3: And also like winter's time, Like going through a breakup
Speaker 3: in the winter's tough.
Speaker 1: Bit you just oh, bitch, I'm about to come out
Speaker 1: next summer with abs.
Speaker 2: I'm the gym, about to be my boyfriend. I'm about
Speaker 2: to be at bar class, I'm about to be doing
Speaker 2: my yoga.
Speaker 1: Shit. That's what I did. Like even my friend was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, you're you're going through this, You're
Speaker 2: healing now we should go do aahwatcha. I said, oh no, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm crying sober like, but I'm drinking coffee crying.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to go through a trip like I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I'm a close friend of mine that does these like
Speaker 3: really like you gotta turn your phone over, like Elon
Speaker 3: Musk is there type ayahuasca And they've been inviting me
Speaker 3: for like maybe a last year or two.
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 3: Because there's one in Peru and there's one in Florida. Actually,
Speaker 3: so there's two. There's another one. I'll tell you I'm
Speaker 3: going to. But basically, they just put all these rich
Speaker 3: and famous people in a room and fucking shake it
Speaker 3: out of them and make them do like some kind
Speaker 3: of frequency with their voice, and it's like three days
Speaker 3: of NonStop shit. But I will say this, when listening
Speaker 3: to it, I was like, I don't think I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I think the biggest fear in my life right now
Speaker 3: is losing a parent, and like my parents are fine,
Speaker 3: but like I don't really Like I don't have kids,
Speaker 3: I don't have a husband, money straight, so I feel like.
Speaker 1: What could be the worst thing that can happen to me?
Speaker 1: So I'm always scared of that.
Speaker 3: If I see a number that like calls me and
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, I have to answer it.
Speaker 3: I don't care what I'm doing. I always think something's wrong,
Speaker 3: and I have this looming fear of like something bad happening,
Speaker 3: which is really terrible because you should be living in
Speaker 3: the moment and enjoying life, and especially when things are good.
Speaker 3: But like, when things are good, that's what I do.
Speaker 3: I'm like, WHOA, what's next? What problem solving do I
Speaker 3: have to do? So I feel like everything else in
Speaker 3: my life can be fixed. I feel like if I
Speaker 3: get fat, I work out or suck it out. I'm
Speaker 3: a single, I could just fucking travel and live life
Speaker 3: and I'll meet another nigga. But like that scares me
Speaker 3: because I'm like really scared of being an.
Speaker 1: Orphan, like because that's it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I have no siblings, so I think that like ayahuasca
Speaker 3: will maybe uncover something too deep and I'm not ready
Speaker 3: for it yet. Oh that's also the same hot take
Speaker 3: before we get into sex stuff, because I actually have
Speaker 3: a really fun outline. But my take, what my hot
Speaker 3: take is that therapy is not that great all the time.
Speaker 1: Hm, I think that sometimes okay, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I shout into the black attack and that word
Speaker 3: in charl Mane who loves therapy, But I don't necessarily
Speaker 3: know if it's always good. I think therapy teaches us
Speaker 3: the tools and practicing and what to do, and it
Speaker 3: also is really good for communication. I think you've gotten
Speaker 3: better at communicating to therapy. I think like I become
Speaker 3: a better listener in therapy. I've been able to look
Speaker 3: inward because I'm a pisces. I feel like I'm so
Speaker 3: email that sometimes I can't see outside myself, and therapy
Speaker 3: probably helped me with that the best.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's almost like.
Speaker 3: Chiropractor where they say sometimes they can fuck you up more.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think i'd be feeling okay. Therapy gets me
Speaker 3: on a spiral for the day that I didn't think
Speaker 3: I was about to be.
Speaker 2: But it has to do with what you talked about, though, right,
Speaker 2: Not always that though okay.
Speaker 3: Like I remember recently I had a call in therapy,
Speaker 3: like not I recent that this year and we were
Speaker 3: doing like a touch base on things in my work life.
Speaker 3: Something really pissed me off about work that I didn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck about because they were like following up
Speaker 3: about it, and I had resolved that issue with that
Speaker 3: person at that particular gig, everything was better and they
Speaker 3: were Basically I can't explain it. I just think therapy
Speaker 3: isn't always the answer when you're not in dire straits,
Speaker 3: because sometimes dumping emotionally dumping became such a habit with
Speaker 3: therapy that you may end up carrying it on. You
Speaker 3: want to talk about your therapy session after it. It's
Speaker 3: just too much and so right now in this moment,
Speaker 3: I just don't really maybe and I know people listening
Speaker 3: may think I do, especially for that fear that I
Speaker 3: said I have, But what therapy was doing a little
Speaker 3: bit to me was making me more fearful instead of
Speaker 3: just being with my parents and enjoying the time.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking way.
Speaker 3: Too deep, like why am I making this feel like
Speaker 3: I have to prepare for something that's non existent? Like
Speaker 3: I don't know. But anyway, that's just my hot take.
Speaker 3: Y'all argue about it in the comment. I also got
Speaker 3: some new dick. Oh it was it was good the way.
Speaker 1: You just said it didn't Maybe, given mid and we
Speaker 1: are on t vanilla shit, I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was bad it was bad.
Speaker 3: Your response, bro, I sing after good, dick, you you
Speaker 3: come in here and be.
Speaker 1: Like y'all his niggas. Dick was all big. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh I just a little the way you just need
Speaker 1: a second time.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 1: The street was good, the head was good, it was
Speaker 1: late night. We were.
Speaker 3: So the vanilla ship this week is she was me.
Speaker 1: I think I think there's redemption there.
Speaker 3: Well, you should give him a second try. I am
Speaker 3: do it for me. At this point, Ash, you look
Speaker 3: like you just really want to give a second.
Speaker 1: Try because he looked good. I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it. It's so bad. But even though you
Speaker 1: about to show me, we don't have the same type.
Speaker 1: Bitch you notice, don't you look like you got good? Dude?
Speaker 1: Do not my type? Fucking fine bitch, so not my tie.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, this is the New York Posts vanilla ship
Speaker 3: this week. This came out like a week ago. This
Speaker 3: shit is so insane. My wife has a terminal illness.
Speaker 3: She wants sex with her ex one last time. A
Speaker 3: heartbroken husband says his wife's dying wish was to sleep
Speaker 3: with her ex. He posted this on Reddit two years ago.
Speaker 3: An anonymous man alleged his wife of a decade had
Speaker 3: nine months to live, so basically being in those last
Speaker 3: nine months, he felt destroyed. In quotes, We've been together
Speaker 3: for a decade. I don't know what life is without her.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna do when she's gone.
Speaker 3: I've been doing my best to make the last days
Speaker 3: of her life good and grant whatever wish.
Speaker 1: Is the fuck her.
Speaker 3: He explained that his wife would need a wheelchair for
Speaker 3: four or five months, and then she would be bedridden
Speaker 3: if she didn't decline quicker than that. To add to
Speaker 3: the man's sadness over losing his wife, she asked him
Speaker 3: if she could be with the most physically compatible lover
Speaker 3: she's ever had Recently, she sat me down and told
Speaker 3: me one of the last things she wanted to do
Speaker 3: was have sex with a previous partner.
Speaker 1: Of course, I was shocked, asked her why the fuck
Speaker 1: she would want that.
Speaker 3: She basically thinks that her most physically compatible, sat satisfying
Speaker 3: lover was him. She gave a whole monologue about how
Speaker 3: sex sometimes it's just physical and how emotionally fulfilling sex
Speaker 3: is with me, but it was bullshit. Get to that point,
Speaker 3: then he said, I'm left with this. Do I deny
Speaker 3: my dying wife a wish for my own ego or
Speaker 3: let her fuck another man who she feels was way better.
Speaker 3: I'm so pissed off and betrayed that she asked this
Speaker 3: of me, and I feel like I'm put in a
Speaker 3: position where I have to say yes because she's dying.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna say. I'm so hurt
Speaker 3: that sex with an essex was that good. She needs
Speaker 3: to do it once before she dies. If her dying
Speaker 3: wish was to murder a child, we would we grant
Speaker 3: that wish. How about going to safari and hunting dangered
Speaker 3: animal or rob a bank?
Speaker 1: Is he comparing He is not comparing martyr to her
Speaker 1: going a point, This is a closer.
Speaker 3: Dying wishes aren't free passes for shit behavior. If she's
Speaker 3: committed to this course of action, the relationship is over.
Speaker 3: And if she could die alone in a hospice or
Speaker 3: with her fuck boy, then let her do it.
Speaker 1: You know what, I want to meet this woman.
Speaker 2: If she ain't on the other side yet, but she is,
Speaker 2: she's on the other side.
Speaker 1: And we don't we don't have an update. Well, let
Speaker 1: me tell you, no shout out to that lady.
Speaker 3: Get honest, she said, before I leave, I'm gonna get
Speaker 3: the orgasm.
Speaker 1: I won't. I'm not gonna lie. Let me ask you.
Speaker 1: That would kill me. You're married, you're with somebody that
Speaker 1: request would kill you. Get no pun I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: be dead together, and they would kill me.
Speaker 3: Because so I'm just thinking about, oh god, see this
Speaker 3: is morbid and funny, this is really okay. She has
Speaker 3: nine months to live, right. So when my aunt was dying,
Speaker 3: it was like I remember my mom would get angry
Speaker 3: with her a lot, because you know, when you're dying,
Speaker 3: like you feel and this is only from what I've read,
Speaker 3: like how we how many people?
Speaker 1: How we know?
Speaker 3: I've read a lot about like people when they're dying
Speaker 3: or they're like slowly deteriorating, they get so mad about life.
Speaker 3: And so my aunt would have to clean up first
Speaker 3: sometimes help her walk through these things.
Speaker 1: I can only imagine.
Speaker 3: I'm wiping a nigga ass and you want someone else
Speaker 3: to fuck it?
Speaker 1: You got some god bare of nerves? How bad? How
Speaker 1: that hell to roll you out?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I'll take it if you love
Speaker 3: the person and well, you do want to stay on
Speaker 3: the wheel and they die out.
Speaker 2: I mean if they got money, you don't know, not
Speaker 2: everybody will got money, bitch, and they married, so she
Speaker 2: probably he probably actually gonna get some of her debt too.
Speaker 3: You gotta like do the debt and all that. So
Speaker 3: to me, your ego would piss you off. Then he
Speaker 3: wants some other pussy while he dying. But I think
Speaker 3: if you care about someone the way we even just
Speaker 3: talked about how we've had threesomes with our partners, you
Speaker 3: want to go have sex because you dying back and
Speaker 3: then during those nine months you dying, I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: getting ready to talk to somebody else to replace you
Speaker 3: because you about to die.
Speaker 1: So go fuck this woman that you want to fuck.
Speaker 3: The only thing I'm thinking of if my ex, or
Speaker 3: like if someone I loved was dying and they were like, yo,
Speaker 3: I want to go out dinner with my ex.
Speaker 1: I want to spend time with them before I'm gone.
Speaker 1: Like so that's okay. I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If I new sex happened from there, if they straight
Speaker 3: up was like I need that pussy, I would be
Speaker 3: so what the fuck is in this magic pussy?
Speaker 1: You know? What's crazy? Go why you know that crazy?
Speaker 3: Hold on now, I'm not thinking of my partner. If
Speaker 3: I was told I had none musk to live, I
Speaker 3: know the dick I'm going I know dick. I won't
Speaker 3: what's your dick? Bits twenty four to seven, I'm getting
Speaker 3: hospital dick.
Speaker 2: I know the dick that I want. If I was
Speaker 2: going out and I said, let me make sure.
Speaker 3: I go out with a bang, you know what's crazy too.
Speaker 3: I have amazing sex with BDD, like amazing, but I
Speaker 3: would even say his dick is bigger than hospital dick,
Speaker 3: which is nuts. Oh wow, but hospital dick specifically, we
Speaker 3: were just so in love that I think about that
Speaker 3: plus the crazy sex. Okay, I can't replicate that feeling
Speaker 3: with anyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't even replicate that.
Speaker 2: That love was not the same the feeling like and yes,
Speaker 2: my ex we definitely had the best sex.
Speaker 3: Over all, but I know I was also in love
Speaker 3: with So what I do know though, is twenty seven
Speaker 3: got that bank, So I'm.
Speaker 1: Going out that nigga. Gonn have the bank me?
Speaker 3: You know how they might have the best dick in
Speaker 3: the world. Who I was watching the Zeus Network. Okay,
Speaker 3: here we go, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You should be dog. If y'all want a gag.
Speaker 3: Kris Shaun Rock and Blue Face as show it's so
Speaker 3: bad that it's good.
Speaker 1: You see, blue Face got the best thing.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me tell you why. So they arguing
Speaker 3: in the kitchen. Right, she's smoking weed while pregnant.
Speaker 1: It's so bad.
Speaker 3: But literally, he was saying that her success is because
Speaker 3: of him. She's like, that's not true. That's my destiny,
Speaker 3: and he goes, who the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is you? Destiny child? Bitch that she was so
Speaker 1: f funny.
Speaker 3: All the destiny shit anyway, one of the things that happened,
Speaker 3: they were on a lie detector.
Speaker 1: Actually it's the same lie detector guy that did me
Speaker 1: on Fuse. He must do everybody.
Speaker 3: So basically she keeps failing when it comes to fucking
Speaker 3: other niggas.
Speaker 1: If she's had a three son.
Speaker 3: Then he goes to have the biggest dick you ever seen,
Speaker 3: and she was like, yes, and it was true.
Speaker 1: Am I the best sex you ever had? Yes? And
Speaker 1: he asked her like two or three times and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, and you.
Speaker 3: Tattooed this nigga her throat and high brow and put
Speaker 3: the tooth on the tooth, bitch, I ain't even gonna
Speaker 3: hold you.
Speaker 1: I don't want no dick like that.
Speaker 2: I don't want no I say, I don't got no no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. When I tell you I don't want no
Speaker 2: dick like that, like twenty four seven dick already maybe like.
Speaker 3: You could get it all the time, bitch. I was
Speaker 3: tired at work, like I was going to Jersey before
Speaker 3: I had to go to.
Speaker 1: Times Square for the dick. That shit is crazy. What
Speaker 1: are we doing anything better than that? Nigga? Oh fuck?
Speaker 3: The only reason I think I might so hospital dick
Speaker 3: was so good bruh, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Alex used to laugh at me. He's like, what you doing?
Speaker 3: Ride my bike going and get that dick because it
Speaker 3: was cod b it was so fucking good. I was
Speaker 3: like acting nuts and he would look at me acting
Speaker 3: crazy and I didn't care, Like I just didn't care.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like hot crazy.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I loved him someone
Speaker 3: and he was like, good, you were out of control.
Speaker 1: I'd really be sitting there at work like what's it?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Niggas was big good dick.
Speaker 2: No, they got big good dick, and they just cappened.
Speaker 2: I can like, oh, I don't know why you're acting.
Speaker 2: You can't have a medium you know, you know why
Speaker 2: you're like that. You could have a medium good dick though,
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you this. I really recently was
Speaker 2: thinking about it. BDD's dick is so big that like
Speaker 2: I can't fuck it. And I got so sad one
Speaker 2: day because I couldn't take that big ass dick anymore.
Speaker 1: And I literally was like, yo, I'm so sorry. He's like,
Speaker 1: why are you apologizing?
Speaker 3: Like I'm good, I came and I was like, I know,
Speaker 3: but like you had to come from head, like this
Speaker 3: isn't fair for you. It's so big bandy and I'll
Speaker 3: just be sitting there like bro. I literally said this.
Speaker 3: The other day, Vinnie was screaming.
Speaker 1: Really like big, big, big dick. It was almost like
Speaker 1: he cleaned me out. It was bad. I was like,
Speaker 1: is that disgusting? Disgusting? Too bad? When that niggas medium
Speaker 1: but hard, it's so beast.
Speaker 2: I told you, I don't like I have one big dick,
Speaker 2: and bitch I didn't even fuck because my mouth wouldn't
Speaker 2: even go over the head.
Speaker 1: The ball player I've never had the holy dick. Well,
Speaker 1: then that's not fun.
Speaker 3: I think it's only in my guts. And if it's
Speaker 3: too big.
Speaker 1: What are we do?
Speaker 3: You're not Remember when I was just friends with this nigga,
Speaker 3: and you always talk about bitches running from him, and
Speaker 3: I always thought he was just being corny, like you
Speaker 3: know when you think a dude is talking about they dick,
Speaker 3: so like mind you, we were just cool.
Speaker 1: So maybe they.
Speaker 2: Could have also been running, because you could have a
Speaker 2: big dick or even a medium large dick.
Speaker 3: But if you like Hastro, it's just how you know
Speaker 3: that's your friend because I'm fucking him bdd Oh. When
Speaker 3: we were just friends, he used to say to me like, oh,
Speaker 3: these girls are running on be like, I only go
Speaker 3: on to fuck these holes.
Speaker 1: They can't take no dick.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, he's just trying to make
Speaker 3: me thinks and does and if I've been fucking.
Speaker 1: This nigga on and off what three years now?
Speaker 3: Literally I think it was the other day he pulled
Speaker 3: it out and I was like that to me, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing with this dick? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Our hot fact this week was sent in by Kaylin Garcia.
Speaker 3: It was initially from the trap. This shit is so fired.
Speaker 3: So it's a picture of a chair that looks you
Speaker 3: shaped with a little bit of a hole.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if this is real real. I
Speaker 1: cross referenced it like two or three times, and I.
Speaker 3: Feel like we wouldn't know if it's real because history
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to tell us.
Speaker 1: The same way they don't even want to tell us
Speaker 1: black history. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, they don't want us to know that everybody been holes.
Speaker 2: They hold light and gay and gay as fun.
Speaker 3: So in the Middle Ages, many of many women of
Speaker 3: wealth had male tongue slaves that would serve them whenever
Speaker 3: their husbands were away. The idea of only sitting on
Speaker 3: a man's face would allow them to experience some pleasure
Speaker 3: but remain faithful to their husbands. In ancient Persia which
Speaker 3: is now Iran, queening chairs were crafted to cradle the
Speaker 3: man's head and neck for support in case he was
Speaker 3: called to service many women, or if the woman involved
Speaker 3: needed longer servicing than usual.
Speaker 1: This was a woman glory.
Speaker 3: That's this shit is so fire. Women would sit on
Speaker 3: the chair and drape their dress over it was a hole.
Speaker 3: They'd sit over where the man's face would be. Now,
Speaker 3: what's so crazy about this? The only thing I thought
Speaker 3: of was when I got a pussy steam.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are Yeah, that's like the type because
Speaker 1: you kind of need the whole fish. That shit's so crazy,
Speaker 1: all right, I would one go to glory hole like that.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I don't.
Speaker 2: Y'all already know I don't like hair like I've been
Speaker 2: coming from hair. There ain't no way I'm just letting
Speaker 2: some random nigga eat my pussy. I don't even like
Speaker 2: pussy like that, like my pussy head like that.
Speaker 1: If it's a clean time, you can't see the face
Speaker 1: or nothing.
Speaker 3: You just sitting on a chair with whatever. You know,
Speaker 3: it's verified good heads in a glory hole. You can't
Speaker 3: see the face.
Speaker 1: That's point. Yeah that's gross. If that's gross, it's gross,
Speaker 1: but it's hot. I'm too shallow for that shit. I
Speaker 1: would do it.
Speaker 2: I need to see what you look like, because if
Speaker 2: you real fine, I want to make sure I'm sitting
Speaker 2: on that fine ass face.
Speaker 1: I don't just want to face matter. So the head
Speaker 1: I just got this was my hord dirt.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, I've been getting more head this year.
Speaker 1: Than I have in a long time. Don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's just God once you been.
Speaker 3: Dealing with head giving niggas, So like eating the coach,
Speaker 3: I like normally like to give a fucked and I
Speaker 3: can skip her out some head like head was in
Speaker 3: my heyday when I was gay, and it was still
Speaker 3: great head and scissoring loved it. But boy, these niggas
Speaker 3: is learning how to eat some pussy. Bro first of all,
Speaker 3: grabbing dreads while you're getting your pussy eight it's a
Speaker 3: different type of country.
Speaker 1: Ho and me. You've been loving that shit episode one
Speaker 1: and you know what it is.
Speaker 2: And hear her say this, say exact thing I said
Speaker 2: that bitch, you've been talking about fucking getting head by
Speaker 2: dre head niggas.
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, but there's been a minute, yeah, because you're
Speaker 3: a l a bitch.
Speaker 1: Now I'm I'm sorry out there, I Landbard. I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, but then one other thing.
Speaker 3: But he wasn't like great, so I just be like,
Speaker 3: but okay, so this is like the hot part. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know when you fuck someone for the first time,
Speaker 3: y'all know what's gonna happen next. Even though it sounds
Speaker 3: kind of juvenile, to say that, but basically like he's
Speaker 3: like kissing on my titties. Then we started making out.
Speaker 3: He didn't eat my pussy, then like where he's doing
Speaker 3: some licking. Then he didn't eat my pussy. And then
Speaker 3: finally it's when you're like got your legs up and
Speaker 3: you feel the pussy on a chest.
Speaker 1: Girl, Oh my god. It was so I don't know
Speaker 1: what he did. Can you think it? If y'all are
Speaker 1: watching YouTube, this is becoming what this happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, First, I'm feeling the pussy right on like the
Speaker 3: chest and he has like a nipple ring.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was so hot he had you know,
Speaker 1: like all black oirlh my god.
Speaker 3: So anyway, then I'm just like, I'm never putting a
Speaker 3: table in front of us again.
Speaker 1: Y'all ever show off these shoes before I return them
Speaker 1: because they hurt.
Speaker 3: Okay, So basically I'm just feeling like all the wetness
Speaker 3: on his chest. It looks fucking hot and I could
Speaker 3: like see it and it.
Speaker 1: Was I think I might have been ogulated.
Speaker 3: So it was a little like, you know, the consistency
Speaker 3: is like sexier what did Jeeves used to call it?
Speaker 1: Gruel? That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: But anyway, he starts eating my pussy and like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I couldn't look. I was also way too
Speaker 3: into his hair. But he was blowing on my clit
Speaker 3: a lot, and I know that's a very basic thing,
Speaker 3: but he was like blowing everywhere.
Speaker 1: Not in the hole.
Speaker 3: You can give somebody embolism or some shit like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't blow in the hole, but it's like literally
Speaker 3: fingers in the pussy, blowing on the clit. Gosh, that
Speaker 3: shit was crazy. But that's why I said. The sex,
Speaker 3: I don't really know what to say about it.
Speaker 1: But the head was good. Well maybe the head was
Speaker 1: that good. You was just like eh, but it did that.
Speaker 2: That just happened, Like that's happened where I've had a
Speaker 2: fuck session and my mind immediately goes back to the head.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, nah, he did that shit, Like
Speaker 2: that's what happened in Houston. I told that nigga the
Speaker 2: next day, sir, you can eat some coucie really some coochie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you get when you get some head.
Speaker 3: And it's like some niggas and like you could tell
Speaker 3: when they love doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, damn shout out to y'all. I'm feeling
Speaker 1: bad at how long it was taken. I was like,
Speaker 1: I know, I just dig that long, thank you because
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Not that is that something you consider? Because I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie. I kind of do. And I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's because I'm a feminist that I believe shit
Speaker 2: is fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: But nigga, if I stuck your dick, me too. I
Speaker 1: think a good amount of time you can't give me. No,
Speaker 1: you gotta be down there for a little bit of time.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Just because I gave you a lot of bit of time,
Speaker 3: I still need lots of good amount of shout out
Speaker 3: to me not running into these bub ass niggas that
Speaker 3: say they don't eat pussy. Because I used to deal
Speaker 3: with that. I feel like I would always meet niggas
Speaker 3: to say, oh, well, you know it's because you were
Speaker 3: dating Jamaicans, bitch. That's why she's right.
Speaker 2: You did go through that Jamaican era. Jamaicans to this
Speaker 2: day sweated, don't eat no goddamn coachie.
Speaker 1: She's absolutely right.
Speaker 3: What the horrible decision this week is the are the
Speaker 3: biggest turnoffs during sex and this came from everything turns off,
Speaker 3: right now, turn me off? So this came from a
Speaker 3: tweet that I saw. Mind you, I don't have Twitter,
Speaker 3: My Twitter still works. I could just look like you say, ah,
Speaker 3: that's crazy, bro. So I just look, I'll look at
Speaker 3: the horrible decisions one and you know, I just kind
Speaker 3: of like catch up on whatever is on Twitter and ship.
Speaker 3: I'll look up like Vannie and like some of my friends,
Speaker 3: see what they're saying. But also when someone sends you
Speaker 3: a link, yeah, yeah, basically it's suspended.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything. But look, yes, that's the bullshit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Okay, have y'all ever gotten turned off while
Speaker 3: in the act?
Speaker 1: What caused it?
Speaker 3: This one was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: He went to spit on it and it spit was yellow.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well were they just eating?
Speaker 2: Because what if they just had some curry, Nigga, that's
Speaker 2: discussed if.
Speaker 1: You just no no no no no.
Speaker 3: No no no, speak could be a color if it's
Speaker 3: if you just was eating something. Someone said, someone said, wait,
Speaker 3: was it because he drank something? And she said, the
Speaker 3: only people that would ever know that it is him
Speaker 3: and God. He did smoke a lot.
Speaker 1: No, oh wait, so it was just from a blunt girl.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. Someone, wait where did he spit
Speaker 1: at that? She saw the color.
Speaker 3: I think he's fit on her pussy probably like but
Speaker 3: maybe it was daytime, mate, not maybe it was dayton.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this sound like man bless everything. I
Speaker 3: hate that, nigga. Then she said it wasn't in, but
Speaker 3: he thought it was and just kept stroking. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's got I've had to have problems, bitch.
Speaker 1: When I get real wet.
Speaker 3: Niggas have fucked my thighs thinking thinking that my thigh
Speaker 3: but like, no in between, I have to puss smitch, No,
Speaker 3: not even in my pussy.
Speaker 1: They straight fucking and so it's not in. How does
Speaker 1: it not? I don't know, nigga girl girl.
Speaker 3: Someone said it was terrible, and I'm not a faker,
Speaker 3: So I just put up, stood up and said I'll
Speaker 3: be done.
Speaker 1: I've done that before, I shared that story. All right,
Speaker 1: this isn't working.
Speaker 3: It's just you have to wasn't in the act yet,
Speaker 3: but I'll never forget the day. And Nigga pulled down
Speaker 3: his draws and made the whole room smell like straight ass.
Speaker 3: I told him my stomach curve.
Speaker 2: Oh hell no, okay, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2: Though a nigga pulled his draws off, the whole room
Speaker 2: smell like ass.
Speaker 1: There's no way you don't smell that he smells before
Speaker 1: he takes his draws off. I don't think people that
Speaker 1: smell no anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but as a woman, if you sitting next to
Speaker 2: a nigga and you're saying he just pulled down his
Speaker 2: draws and the whole room smelled like ass, he had
Speaker 2: to smell before he pulled his drawers.
Speaker 3: I don't think niggas. No, I don't think people knowing
Speaker 3: their breasts things. No, he didn't know, but the girl
Speaker 3: had to know before he pulled his draws off. No,
Speaker 3: he probably just didn't wipe all the way I think. So,
Speaker 3: no way, bro, no fucking way, don't really know. Fucking
Speaker 3: why did you say it? Like I said, Hey, you
Speaker 3: know what, Mandy, I think you might have a cold.
Speaker 1: You think it's so old?
Speaker 3: No fucking wait, okay, bruh, Oh, this one's funny.
Speaker 1: She called my dick a cock and if you're wondering,
Speaker 1: yes she was. So that's a turn off. I mean
Speaker 1: this nigga accidentally pooted that motherfucker went po nigga.
Speaker 3: Nigga just asked me why my face looked like that
Speaker 3: in Missionary and I had to say to him, why
Speaker 3: are you fake flexing behind me?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: I don't like when niggas caught out my faces. Why
Speaker 3: when they're stupid faces? No, tell me when I look pretty,
Speaker 3: don't tell me when I look dumb. But I thought
Speaker 3: you liked like, there's an ugly face that like like this.
Speaker 3: Now that's really don't you do that?
Speaker 1: You look like it? I hold you. No, not that bad.
Speaker 3: I actually covered my face when I'm about to come.
Speaker 3: Sometimes really are like, oh my god, you childish?
Speaker 1: Ooh okay.
Speaker 3: So one time this girl was riding me and then
Speaker 3: she went down to give the slurp dirt. After she
Speaker 3: mounted me again, I noticed a slight difference.
Speaker 1: It was cool.
Speaker 3: I saw how intense her face was and then I realized, Yo,
Speaker 3: this feels really different. I asked, is it in your butt?
Speaker 3: She responded, to cut this short? I went soft. She said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, sorry, it is to cut this short. I
Speaker 3: went soft shortly after. I'm not into butt stuff at all,
Speaker 3: and it felt non consensual. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: That's that's actually really interesting, especially because it reminds me
Speaker 2: of this article that was just going around. A popular
Speaker 2: TikToker just went to get a massage and I guess
Speaker 2: the woman tried to give him at that and he
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Bitch, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yes, And it's funny because I unfortunately the way we
Speaker 2: talk about sex, we don't even consider that men don't
Speaker 2: want to be touched or do certain things sexually, especially
Speaker 2: anna play. So if that wasn't a conversation and she
Speaker 2: just sat on his dick in her butt, I could see.
Speaker 1: Why he's like, oh, like and going soft.
Speaker 3: Agree and also interesting though to worry he was like,
Speaker 3: I felt like it was its essential.
Speaker 1: Well not. First off, I've had anal sex and shares
Speaker 1: a lot of men in here that's saying this is
Speaker 1: sexual assault. It is. That's that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like, So ladies, tip for you guys, if you want
Speaker 2: butt play, you have to ask that man if his
Speaker 2: dick can go in your boodle hole.
Speaker 3: Don't just sit first off, to just sit on dick
Speaker 3: and y that asshole was a little open baby.
Speaker 1: Now, because what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Maybe it was a small oh, it could have been
Speaker 3: a small She was probably like, I have to to
Speaker 3: feel something.
Speaker 1: Now I don't think so, okay, that is this one
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 3: This is crazy pleasure pee uh talked about a story
Speaker 3: which bringing up fucking pretty ricky cho. Well, when I
Speaker 3: saw this all that Okay, this is a big turn
Speaker 3: off too. This is a story he was telling and
Speaker 3: it's uh in quotation. So I get my condom, I
Speaker 3: put it on, and I'm going, we're going have a sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, TV's on.
Speaker 3: It goes black for a second, you know, like when
Speaker 3: they're changing over to someone else, something else.
Speaker 1: So then the light got right.
Speaker 3: And I looked down and I see the condom, So
Speaker 3: I think my condom came off. I grabbed the condom
Speaker 3: to put it back on, and I felt that my
Speaker 3: condom was still on, and I was like, yo, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? There was a condom stuck inside of her
Speaker 3: and all I fucked it out and all I could
Speaker 3: think of was how long it eve been stuck there.
Speaker 3: It was disgusting, it was crazy, and she was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: My ex.
Speaker 3: When I went home, he was there. He was trying
Speaker 3: to have sex with me, and I told him. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't even care about her lie at that point.
Speaker 1: But bitch, how long ago was that? Because how long
Speaker 1: was that fucking condom in yo pussy? Probably three days
Speaker 1: or so? How long had the condom? Can a condom
Speaker 1: be stuck? Bitch? You know the guy know said mine
Speaker 1: was in the loca. No, I know mine. I peed
Speaker 1: mine now and didn't No one was in there after
Speaker 1: three days? Remember damn. That was also a broad City episode.
Speaker 1: That was our episode one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember the guy was a British dude, and
Speaker 3: I really really the reason I was so upset is
Speaker 3: because men know when they're missing the condom.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you tell me? Yeah, you just let me
Speaker 1: pee it out. I remember I was living with Enoch.
Speaker 1: I was like, we'll see.
Speaker 2: And when I got the condom missing, I don't think
Speaker 2: it came out mid stroke. It's when he went to
Speaker 2: pull out, like I guess we were missionary and maybe
Speaker 2: it doesn't I should be juicy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So maybe he was just like, you don't you think
Speaker 1: so it be juicy as fun?
Speaker 2: So like some guys just be like, it's really really wet,
Speaker 2: like I've had niggas check to see if.
Speaker 3: It was on because it me too, me too, I've
Speaker 3: had that so like I've seen niggas like grab it,
Speaker 3: like grab it to make sure it's even still long,
Speaker 3: because it's gotten. It just feels so wet. So when
Speaker 3: he came out and it was gone, I.
Speaker 2: Told her he grabbed a little flashlight trying to pull
Speaker 2: it out, and by then it was gone.
Speaker 3: Bro, I was so well after that motherfucking hit. I
Speaker 3: feel the nigga fucking me and I was like, I
Speaker 3: just peel him. It was so much on his thighs,
Speaker 3: like by shaid, Hey, it was good heat the pussy pillows. Okay,
Speaker 3: now here are the top ten turn offs during sex. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's see if and let's say if they're turn offs
Speaker 3: for us. This first one bitch during sex, this is happening.
Speaker 1: Or when you're dating.
Speaker 3: This is during tex this is a So these are
Speaker 3: men's turns off, turn off for women, men's turn offs
Speaker 3: for women during sex. Sorry to the LGBTQUI A plus
Speaker 3: right now. Insisting on lights soft during sex. And this
Speaker 3: one I think is very interesting how they worded it,
Speaker 3: insisting on lights soft during sex. So I think there's
Speaker 3: one thing when you're like turning them off yourself. And
Speaker 3: if you're like, oh my god, I have to they
Speaker 3: are making it a big deal. That's definitely a turnoff
Speaker 3: being silent or motionless during sex.
Speaker 2: Okay, I agree that's boring, big don't know, ma' I'm
Speaker 2: what that big panties I could see I actually recently
Speaker 2: really weird, Like I mean to me, they're not throwing,
Speaker 2: so they're big draws to me.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I actually don't really wear tong is off
Speaker 3: to no and my ex and uh, another nigga who
Speaker 3: came over.
Speaker 1: Really liked the full pennies. Hold on, hold on what
Speaker 1: big full pants? Okay? Really, what it said was Bridget
Speaker 1: Jones underwear. What is that?
Speaker 3: Hers were like the really big grandma looking and kind
Speaker 3: of spanks. There's like a bunch of scenes with them,
Speaker 3: so I think it's when they're not sexy. I don't
Speaker 3: actually always wear it with covering half cheek.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I like I like panties, though I do to.
Speaker 3: I like panties too. I think sexy panties don't count.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I think men and y'all hop in the comments and
Speaker 2: let me know if you won't. I think men like
Speaker 2: when they can see a phone. But if you're like
Speaker 2: in the house, they love the boxer breefs and the
Speaker 2: panties like they love a full pause.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, like when you're already fucking and you're already in it,
Speaker 3: you want to like get a little mysterious.
Speaker 2: You're like, listen, Adina Howard said it girl T shirt
Speaker 2: and my penty is on And okay, it was not
Speaker 2: a throng.
Speaker 3: Speaking of T shirt and panties, bitch, I had this
Speaker 3: nigga gass me so good because you know, when someone
Speaker 3: sees you for the first time naked, it's very vulnerable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I've been talking about working out a lot. When
Speaker 3: that nigga brought that shit up. He was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you look good. I was like, and I know, nigga. Anyway,
Speaker 3: she says she's cheated.
Speaker 1: This is a very interesting Why would I say that
Speaker 1: in the middle of set.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but maybe it's like getting into that
Speaker 3: she is more interested in her phone than me.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's a you problem. No, some bitss do
Speaker 1: be addicted to the phone. What There's no way your
Speaker 1: dick or your head is a one. I think I
Speaker 1: think this is more.
Speaker 3: About in the my point getting to the sorry, getting
Speaker 3: to it, like the setting the scene. Nah you said, Darren, bitch,
Speaker 3: Now you look she Yeah, I guess you're right because
Speaker 3: like my phone ringing and you and my guts and
Speaker 3: I go to answer it.
Speaker 1: Nigga, Yo, dick ain't good. You wasted my time.
Speaker 2: My whole girl college hats in the bedroom. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It's a very interesting one. That's very interesting.
Speaker 3: Body be under the bed, say Nina, but she get
Speaker 3: kicked out.
Speaker 1: He'd be under the bed.
Speaker 2: And then when twenty four seven was coming up, like
Speaker 2: niggas don't really like cats for real, for real, and
Speaker 2: Body will sit there and watch.
Speaker 3: So he's go like, man, body gotta go in the
Speaker 3: motherfucking room. So I gotta body, you gotta go in
Speaker 3: the room. Mommy's about to fuck and he gotta go.
Speaker 2: But I've had niggas come over and be like, nah, bro,
Speaker 2: the cake cannot just sit here.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3: I haven't lived in a studio in a minute. Oh well,
Speaker 3: my first place in La was a studio.
Speaker 1: But she was good. I put her.
Speaker 3: I just get a snacked and I'd be like fine,
Speaker 3: and she was fine, Okay, poor personal hygiene, dub dump
Speaker 3: too clingy. Now I think this is too clinging. I
Speaker 3: don't think they cuddling after sex is too clingy. I
Speaker 3: think what could be clinging? I had a woman do
Speaker 3: this to me once. Literally, I was getting dressed and
Speaker 3: she was like making plans for me and her next
Speaker 3: when I was old. That was crazy lacking body confidence
Speaker 3: one hundred percent agree. Yeah, First of all, I got
Speaker 3: a lot of big homegirls. Bitch, if you big, didn't
Speaker 3: even know you big before you get nigged period. I knew,
Speaker 3: and he still wanted fucks, so I wasn't. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: if you're super skinny, they see you're super skin you're thinking.
Speaker 2: It's like in the act of sex, like if you're
Speaker 2: on top and you're self conscious about your stomach or
Speaker 2: your breasts are sagging, and you're making that like obvious
Speaker 2: while you're fucking. Like if I'm on top, and this
Speaker 2: is clearly hypothetical, because bitch, I don't be on top.
Speaker 2: But if I'm on top and I'm having an insecurity
Speaker 2: about how my breasts are sagging, and I go on
Speaker 2: top and I'm like, oh my god, look do.
Speaker 1: You see how saggy they are. That's what the fuck like,
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 3: To hear your don't talk about my stomach. First of all,
Speaker 3: we all do the same shit, just clear. But we'll
Speaker 3: be putting a T shirt on.
Speaker 1: That's what I know.
Speaker 3: And the number ten is peaking orgasms. And I think
Speaker 3: it's number ten because some nigga is probably really, you're
Speaker 3: not a good enough faker. That's all women's top ten
Speaker 3: turn offs. Okay, I want to get to this so
Speaker 3: we can get through to the home own. Okay, men
Speaker 3: talking about sex with an X, totally agree. I've definitely
Speaker 3: had that experience, Like I've had a nigga say thanks
Speaker 3: to me, like it was in complimentary of.
Speaker 2: Me, oh, comparing how you fucked him compared to another woman.
Speaker 3: I had that, And then the second one I had
Speaker 3: was a nigga told me when we left the lights on,
Speaker 3: he was like, oh my god, my ex never let.
Speaker 1: Me keep this is so hot. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, no, that's don't.
Speaker 3: Do that because yeah, mainly when people bring up an X,
Speaker 3: it's always like it's something you're doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do it. He thinks sex his own over
Speaker 3: as soon as he orgasmed, for sure, I'll deal with him.
Speaker 3: Type of niggas in the mom that's in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Okay again sending unslicitic dick pics.
Speaker 1: I don't like it, read. I don't like unsolicited anything.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 2: It, even if we fucking like, even if I'm really
Speaker 2: attracted to you and I like you, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be at my motherfucking restaurant eating some chicken wings
Speaker 2: and then a dick just.
Speaker 1: Pop up on my phone.
Speaker 3: I hate that shit because nigga, you rull my chicken wing,
Speaker 3: even though the dick is good. I don't want to
Speaker 3: just look at the dick, bad breath, body odor, yep,
Speaker 3: asking I like this one.
Speaker 1: Are you close yet? Well, nigga, does that turn you off?
Speaker 1: Oh wait?
Speaker 2: Okay, so here here's me being hypocrite. I ask a
Speaker 2: nigga like I'll be telling a nigga to hurry up
Speaker 2: and come. So I'm not mad. I can't be mad
Speaker 2: if a man is like, are you close to come?
Speaker 1: You're telling a nigga hurry up?
Speaker 3: Oh hell, I'll be like, okay, but not that, not
Speaker 3: that way. Oh come, come, nigga, come, Like I'm not
Speaker 3: asking if they're close to coming.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I've asked, nigga, is he close? Especially like sucking.
Speaker 3: Like if we get to the point where okay, now
Speaker 3: it's just I just deal with it and I want
Speaker 3: you to come from head and I'll be like, but
Speaker 3: is it close? Like you're getting so fucking like it.
Speaker 3: It's so much work, No, God forbid, you get a
Speaker 3: little bit exhausted.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I'm going a bedd right now, God forbid.
Speaker 3: You know, because he got a big old dick, so
Speaker 3: it's a lot of fun, it's a lot of work, o,
Speaker 3: God for a bid.
Speaker 1: I lose grip for a second, and then he'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, no no. So that's what I
Speaker 1: was about to say.
Speaker 3: The problem is I'll be going in emotion and I
Speaker 3: don't feel like nothing, like I don't feel the dick
Speaker 3: polet satan in my hand.
Speaker 1: I don't feel I'm like it ain't coming. So the
Speaker 1: worst part is when I'm doing this, I'm fucking tired.
Speaker 1: So I'm like time to switch positions.
Speaker 3: And he'd be like, ahh, go back, go back, don't
Speaker 3: stop doing that, bitch, I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I've been doing My mother started doing a triceps.
Speaker 3: I'm about to get a toy to help, but that
Speaker 3: the last in a flesh boom. Not wanting to use
Speaker 3: a condom. Oh yeah, I don't like that and having
Speaker 3: sex like a points start too fast, too furious.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really I love that I get so many
Speaker 2: partners in my life. I would say overall that are
Speaker 2: just as condom conscious as me.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like that whole I won't fucking me in?
Speaker 1: Who is I get hired with a condom?
Speaker 2: Well then go you ain't you ain't in for me,
Speaker 2: and go fuck the bitches you forking roll he gay.
Speaker 1: So this one is a follow up. This is home mail.
Speaker 1: Here was the original.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you are listening to this, we're
Speaker 3: a little skimp in the mails.
Speaker 1: If you have a whole mail, go on over.
Speaker 2: You can create one h an email if you don't
Speaker 2: want us to have your real one, but also we
Speaker 2: do not share your identity. If you want to leave
Speaker 2: us a whole mail and ask for some advice on sex,
Speaker 2: dating or relationships, go on over and drop us an
Speaker 2: email at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: With hoolemail in the subject line so we can find
Speaker 1: it yes.
Speaker 3: Now, this is a follow up from a solo that
Speaker 3: we had in August, and this is just the gist
Speaker 3: of it. Okay, it's me again. I went told my
Speaker 3: boyfriend I was attracted to another man. He gave me
Speaker 3: the go ahead. He makes me wear butt plugs. He
Speaker 3: has a girlfriend, he's I know, relationship. When I asked
Speaker 3: him why he's cheating on his girlfriend with me, he
Speaker 3: said that when he got in the relationship, eating it
Speaker 3: to have fun with other women.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know what to do about it. Are you
Speaker 1: reading this? But this is the old one. I'm just
Speaker 1: giving like.
Speaker 3: Oh, she says she feels bad that he's cheating on her.
Speaker 3: She doesn't know what to do, but also she'll tell
Speaker 3: him to eat her out and tell me about the
Speaker 3: stuff they do.
Speaker 1: It turns her on, but she feels bad. So we
Speaker 1: went in on her. I guess. So here's her following
Speaker 1: that we went in on her. Hey was not.
Speaker 3: Expecting to hear my mail on the recent episode and
Speaker 3: have forgotten I sent it update. We've ended things and
Speaker 3: we're just good friends.
Speaker 1: Now. I realized that I was and am still delusional.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3: Dululu in this case, I actually didn't feel guilty about
Speaker 3: her after a while because she isn't a nice person.
Speaker 3: She also controls who he can hang around with and
Speaker 3: doesn't allow him to have women friends, not allowed to
Speaker 3: have women in his car, not allowed to like other
Speaker 3: women's post on social media, tired, and doesn't have time
Speaker 3: for sex.
Speaker 1: Two years together and they've never had intercourse, what okay?
Speaker 3: And she threatened to do all this horrible shits him
Speaker 3: if he ever broke up with her, and all these
Speaker 3: factors contributed him to cheating. So yeah, I really really
Speaker 3: don't like her. I think he deserves better and I
Speaker 3: should have known better to get myself involved. Anyways, more
Speaker 3: of the stories. I'm sorry for being delusional is stressing
Speaker 3: you guys out. I also cried when I heard your
Speaker 3: reactions because hearing it out aloud made me realize how
Speaker 3: embarrassing it all is. And then I have mental health issues. Oh,
Speaker 3: I feel bad. So I know my boyfriend's amazing, by
Speaker 3: the way, and I've been in a secondary relationship with
Speaker 3: a woman before and he was very much okay with it.
Speaker 3: He isn't fond of men because they're men, but everything
Speaker 3: was entirely fond of the community is key with us.
Speaker 3: That's why I only mentioned it to one sincerely a
Speaker 3: delusional hope.
Speaker 1: I have thoughts, Sue, I don't believe the other person.
Speaker 1: I think don't I think he lying. I think she'll
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: I can't leave her because she's threatened to do so
Speaker 3: many awful things. We haven't had sex in two years.
Speaker 3: I believe I don't is lying. That was exactly what
Speaker 3: I was going to say.
Speaker 2: If if this man can't give you like is giving
Speaker 2: you all of these reasons why this woman is so bad.
Speaker 2: But this is clearly his primary. This is his girlfriend,
Speaker 2: and he's cheating on you with he's lying.
Speaker 1: Niggas lie. He's like niggas live if you've learned everything
Speaker 1: from the start of the cancer hitch.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to data nigga whose birthday makes
Speaker 2: Michael do.
Speaker 1: Niggas lie about bitch. Niggas lie about cancer. They lie
Speaker 1: about everything. He gonna lie about.
Speaker 3: The girlfriend that he doesn't want to talk great about
Speaker 3: because the way, but he's fucking you and he doesn't
Speaker 3: want don't feel.
Speaker 1: More deliver start crying. Buhn't beat yourself up.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie, but he's gonna make you hate
Speaker 3: her so that you don't feel bad about what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I have another friend that I had to have this
Speaker 2: conversation about, and I'm not gonna say too many details
Speaker 2: because the bitch listens to the pod and I don't
Speaker 2: need her to text me on it.
Speaker 1: But literally, she was dealing with someone who was still
Speaker 1: co parenting.
Speaker 2: That was the excuse to why he was still living
Speaker 2: and with this woman.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but they didn't have sex, they didn't
Speaker 1: go on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I have a really fun thing to show
Speaker 3: you just before we wrap. This is a group chat
Speaker 3: with my boy Andre and my homegirl Stephanie. Okay, so
Speaker 3: we uh, Oh my god, Mandy, you remember this guy,
Speaker 3: this nigga showed you and you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: he's my type.
Speaker 1: He's actually fine, blah blah. Remember him. Oh yeah, he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's answer. So I don't remember you showing me him.
Speaker 1: We were we were in Dallas, and You're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: this me. He's cute. He's cute. I was probably I
Speaker 1: probably had my eyes closed when she showed me him, y'all.
Speaker 1: I was getting my makeup done. I didn't see that man,
Speaker 1: he's cute. You did. That's how I remember you saying cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm saying it again. He is cute.
Speaker 3: Well, fun story, but apparently I like ballhead niggas, so
Speaker 3: just wait for it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh.
Speaker 3: Also he's he's a ball player. That's probably why you
Speaker 3: gotta type. So anyway, we go out the highlight room,
Speaker 3: shout out to Sean Dickers saying he got me a bottle,
Speaker 3: put horrible decisions on a little thing, and we didn't
Speaker 3: even expect to go out. So it's me and my
Speaker 3: friend Andre Power and Stephanie. So right, Wally man, this
Speaker 3: fine ass niggad. I was like yo, and he pulls
Speaker 3: me and it's this guy who've never met in person.
Speaker 3: We've just been following each other on ig and we
Speaker 3: actually had a date in New York that Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I remember saying I.
Speaker 3: Had seen him on Wednesday at Highlight Room in LA.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, you told me
Speaker 3: you weren't gonna be in La. I was like, I
Speaker 3: actually had to stay longer for work.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He was super cute. It was a vibe.
Speaker 3: My friends were like you coming. I was like no,
Speaker 3: So we flirting. I ran into fucking your homegirl. What's
Speaker 3: the name in La with the brown hair? Literally sweet,
Speaker 3: not Liz, the other one Stacy Stacey. And she comes
Speaker 3: up to me.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, god, we gotta connect. I was like,
Speaker 1: best way, bro, so funny. I was like, I'm went
Speaker 1: my man. Then she was like, oh this show man hey,
Speaker 1: and I'm like joking. I get out so mean's tasty.
Speaker 3: Sorry anyway, get in the car and he's like, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: I'm so glad to see you. That was such like
Speaker 3: a vibe. I'm like so excited now blah blah. Bitch,
Speaker 3: start looking through the tag photos.
Speaker 1: Oh, I never go to the tag photos. This was
Speaker 1: three months ago.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, not him delivering a baby in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: Bitch, Wait, hold on, wait three months ago.
Speaker 4: One hundred fly said, my nigga is a duela.
Speaker 1: Three months ago, Well he looks good as a dude.
Speaker 1: Look he looked cute in that picture too. Girl. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, well, maybe the ain't not together.
Speaker 1: Then I said, oh, yeah, oh they ain together.
Speaker 3: You fuck both of them, you two because she likes
Speaker 3: getting raised. You you said you like bitches that looked
Speaker 3: like you, girl, no. So then he outsight, He's like, yo,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 1: Come ling me?
Speaker 3: Then I was like, you know what you gotta do?
Speaker 3: Send the picture, the picture to him and see.
Speaker 1: How he explained this one.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, Well he might have told me he had
Speaker 3: a young kid, but I know he was with the bitch.
Speaker 1: A three month old is not a young kid. That
Speaker 1: is a fucking infant.
Speaker 3: That that is still your sperm in three months, nigga,
Speaker 3: that shit is still that shit just came out of you.
Speaker 1: What what the fun? I hate niggas and do and
Speaker 1: guys again.
Speaker 2: Come and see us, Come literally, come and see us
Speaker 2: on the West coast, y'all.
Speaker 3: We are in Seattle on September seventh, in San frian
Speaker 3: and I just saw a post it you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to call it.
Speaker 1: We call this cancer and.
Speaker 3: Crying no, no, no, because we have a heart.
Speaker 1: We will be in San Francisco on September ninth.
Speaker 3: We are in La September fourteenth, and we are in Phoenix,
Speaker 3: Arizona on September.
Speaker 1: Five soon because we're tickets go to five months. Yo. Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all know, don't say that then you will heavy celibate
Speaker 1: for how nigh.
Speaker 3: Lives of vanilla shit, what had to do with the
Speaker 3: lot of this nigga, says be Lyndy.
Speaker 1: I'm turbinely Ill. That's why I told them I had
Speaker 1: a different name. I hate it all. I hate it
Speaker 1: all again.
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Speaker 1: Iye