Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's your food.
Speaker 1: That's right. Today we're talking to singing waiters.
Speaker 3: Singing waiters are a very specific group of people. They
Speaker 3: are people that are incredible at singing, whether they be
Speaker 3: musical theater stars or pop artists in their own right.
Speaker 3: And they also work in places where they, at the
Speaker 3: same time have to serve food. This is a real
Speaker 3: thing in many places, including Times Square. We sat down
Speaker 3: with five singing waiters from the restaurant Wish Chapon a burger.
Speaker 4: Let's listen in.
Speaker 5: And then I was like, we only carry that gluten free.
Speaker 5: And then she goes, yeah, she goes, I want a
Speaker 5: gluten filed And I had never heard of that phrase before.
Speaker 4: The gluten filed gluten film.
Speaker 6: Oh, some of these stars are on this diet, this
Speaker 6: gluten filled diet.
Speaker 7: It's gone back around again now because.
Speaker 2: It's actually good for you. Literally, gluten is actually good
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 8: Wait, how it circles back your intestines like your track. Yes,
Speaker 8: it clears things outreak, it clears things out.
Speaker 9: Yes, breakchack, break check for your body?
Speaker 10: Wait? What no way, break check. I'm literally florid. I'm
Speaker 10: literally Florid.
Speaker 9: Right now, you have Floriad closing tonight.
Speaker 10: I'm closing tonight. Oh my god, I'm floor tonight.
Speaker 1: I am closing.
Speaker 11: So it's so crazy. We're sitting next together. We're sitting
Speaker 11: next together. I'm I'm your closer. Literally, that's Have you
Speaker 11: guys seen all those tiktoks about how the openers never
Speaker 11: talked to the closers.
Speaker 4: Openers do everything, closers do nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a lie.
Speaker 2: We have to deal with all the musical theater people.
Speaker 9: Meanwhile, the bunch.
Speaker 6: Army, brunch army, we open and close the shift in
Speaker 6: the it's one act, it's long. It's people are the
Speaker 6: meanest at brunch then they will ever be in their lives.
Speaker 2: Well, they're hung over, their tired, and they want their.
Speaker 7: Food and they want it now.
Speaker 8: We don't have a gluten free menu at brunch, no way,
Speaker 8: it's all gluten.
Speaker 9: What yeah, just at night?
Speaker 10: Well yeah, we introduced the gluten free menu at Wow
Speaker 10: because like that's when a lot of people, like the
Speaker 10: tourists kind of come in and they are usually the
Speaker 10: ones that have the allergies or the sensitivity.
Speaker 2: Yes, so are we're going to talk about our set
Speaker 2: ye the next season.
Speaker 10: Yes, okay, yes, they have to know who we are.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I literally forgot this. I literally forgot
Speaker 2: it's fun.
Speaker 3: They're going to be clipping this when we hit it big,
Speaker 3: They're going to be clipping these.
Speaker 1: They're gonna literally be clipping us.
Speaker 4: This is the first time you see me, but it's
Speaker 4: not gonna be the last time.
Speaker 5: I also think there's a lot of wishmona Burger, like
Speaker 5: fans you wish I think there's so many fans of
Speaker 5: our restaurant that are gonna want to Like they asked
Speaker 5: me questions like what's it like back there?
Speaker 9: Do you guys party or guys friends?
Speaker 5: And now we we finally get to dish what's it
Speaker 5: like to work at the most famous singing restaurant?
Speaker 8: Can I just say it is like this cast of
Speaker 8: When You Wish upon a Burger is like the best
Speaker 8: cast in a while.
Speaker 1: I think, so it's like the best while.
Speaker 10: Calling it like the newer casts the renaissance, it's like
Speaker 10: the renaissance at Burger.
Speaker 7: I can speak to this.
Speaker 6: I've been at this restaurant forever, and I can say
Speaker 6: this cast is really really solid. There are dug years.
Speaker 6: There are rebuilding years. There are years where it is
Speaker 6: not there. This year we are there.
Speaker 1: Introduce yourself to your name.
Speaker 2: You're like literally a living legend.
Speaker 7: Oh hello, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 6: My name is Dina Fry and I have been working
Speaker 6: at make a Wish upon a Burger.
Speaker 7: Sorry, that's just a.
Speaker 1: Song, properly make Burger.
Speaker 2: We get sickets to come and we sing to them.
Speaker 9: Believe the name first, the nonprofit game Sack.
Speaker 3: You get about twenty kids a year who there make
Speaker 3: a wish was is to come to our restaurant. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, no judging, that's we could you could get more,
Speaker 3: but you're more than welcome. You're more than welcome to
Speaker 3: your wish.
Speaker 4: You're more than welcome for this to be your wish.
Speaker 10: And they usually just have the flu and it's the worst.
Speaker 10: It's like they're not really like they're not that sick. Yeah,
Speaker 10: we're not like they take.
Speaker 2: A like your make a.
Speaker 1: Wish because getting us sick is what I keep saying about.
Speaker 11: And how are you singing Book of Mormon sick? You're
Speaker 11: not so and we're not judging. Make a witch you guys?
Speaker 11: Do you it's weird you guys are now including the flu.
Speaker 11: It's weird and exema.
Speaker 5: I don't get it anyway, It's you went destined to
Speaker 5: work in this industry.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much. And you know I've had
Speaker 7: my my skirts with Broadway.
Speaker 6: But I really really wanted to be here, and I
Speaker 6: have been in this kitchen for fifty five years. I
Speaker 6: come out once a night, I sing my song and
Speaker 6: I go back. I have a bowl of chicken noodle soup,
Speaker 6: and I have the happiest life.
Speaker 7: In the world.
Speaker 3: And can I mention by the way Dinah, I mean,
Speaker 3: I love you so much. When you sing your big
Speaker 3: song Shy from What's upon a Mattress, you bring the
Speaker 3: house down.
Speaker 4: You love that.
Speaker 3: And I want to mention skirts with Broadway, your Etsy
Speaker 3: store where you make skirts that are inspired by Broadway.
Speaker 4: I love your Phantom of the Opera skirt.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, you go to etsy dot com backsplash shop,
Speaker 6: backsplash results for make a wish.
Speaker 7: But Broadway skirts.
Speaker 6: Now you're gonna wanna scroll down, scroll down, scroll down,
Speaker 6: scroll down. You're gonna get to the Phantom of the
Speaker 6: Opera skirt, which is it kind of looks like a
Speaker 6: sort of yin Yang sing symbol, because that is to
Speaker 6: symbolize the.
Speaker 7: Masma as.
Speaker 10: Sing it s design.
Speaker 6: Okay, the Phantom of the Opper skirt is for the
Speaker 6: famous mask, and there.
Speaker 7: Are many others, of course.
Speaker 6: And I have to get your orders for Christmas this
Speaker 6: year so that I can send them so that I
Speaker 6: can get started.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, my skirt.
Speaker 6: Something rotten skirt? Okay, I want to know Mary skirt.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so good.
Speaker 8: I'll take a chess skirt, but not the revival the original.
Speaker 2: No, you know what.
Speaker 10: Aunt Juliette for me.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Anguliette for me, Anguliette. Okay, okay, everyone air
Speaker 6: drop me your measurements.
Speaker 7: I'll get it in time for Christmas.
Speaker 8: Twenty seven thirty two whoa wow?
Speaker 2: Size you shut up?
Speaker 4: Thirty two inch long score?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Wait, say your name, say your name and what you do.
Speaker 2: I'm dragging. Hey, I'm Teagan. I'm the ten or two
Speaker 2: of the group.
Speaker 11: Uh we we also answered a tone, So that's his
Speaker 11: that's that's it's like my ring.
Speaker 4: You hear that on you have to come run.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Sometimes the chef gives orders and you know you have to.
Speaker 10: Go or getting yelled at by a person.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, our boss is the worst.
Speaker 4: We talk about it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, now we can finally talk about we can You
Speaker 10: can talk about yourself first.
Speaker 8: I give you your I went to U of M.
Speaker 8: I've been in New York for I've been in New
Speaker 8: York for five years. I have been on tour, but
Speaker 8: I have never booked anything on actual Broadway yet.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, wait, you're being shy about your tour. It
Speaker 11: was the military. I never I never saw battle. But
Speaker 11: I think it's like, I think it's really cool. You
Speaker 11: keep saying that you've done tour, like you've done tour.
Speaker 8: Musical theater tour, but like serving I'm serving Broadway, not musicals. Yes,
Speaker 8: I think I am probably the most well versed in
Speaker 8: our menu. I helped U the chef, create it. He
Speaker 8: takes suggestions from other musicals.
Speaker 10: These parodies that you have come up with in the names,
Speaker 10: these silly things.
Speaker 2: This gene, yes, literally Gene.
Speaker 9: I will never forget the days again. I'm gonna get
Speaker 9: a little motion. I will never forget the.
Speaker 5: Day that you walked in and w we're serving a
Speaker 5: smash burger and we're not calling it smash burger exactly.
Speaker 5: Featuring Megan Hilty and Catherine McPhee. So now I have
Speaker 5: pride when I go. Would you like the smash Burger
Speaker 5: featuring Megan Hilty and Meghan Hilty And it's so good
Speaker 5: and we.
Speaker 6: Have to talk about deer eggs and Hamson, Green Witches,
Speaker 6: the Green Witches salad chicken.
Speaker 8: And we had a bowl and on the menu and
Speaker 8: we're not calling it spelling, rolls out the money.
Speaker 2: It's right there.
Speaker 5: Soups the musical, and it's Soupsicle the musical of the day,
Speaker 5: So the soup is different every single time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, an operation mince meat Pie.
Speaker 4: That was just yeah, I mean it was just.
Speaker 9: Literally just like right there anyway.
Speaker 5: But I remember that when you first walked in, you
Speaker 5: were like, there are so many things that we can
Speaker 5: up here.
Speaker 2: Money on the table, money on the table.
Speaker 5: I'm not tips literally literally we're in the money in Hi, guys,
Speaker 5: what's up? My name is Sierra Hoofton, And what's your tone?
Speaker 9: I'm an alto.
Speaker 5: When you hear that you know that she has done
Speaker 5: something wrong, I'm an alto.
Speaker 9: I'll say I'm a mover, not a dancer. I'd say
Speaker 9: a mover.
Speaker 5: Went to Pace University top of my class, meaning I
Speaker 5: ran it from the top.
Speaker 9: I always say, can we do it from the top over? Literally,
Speaker 9: what was your g p A? I think.
Speaker 1: I was an alto okay great, yeah.
Speaker 5: Mezzo soprano anyway, So sorry, I'm so like, I was
Speaker 5: up all night last night because I am doing the
Speaker 5: open call tomorrow for La La Land too. They're doing
Speaker 5: the Wow they're doing this, So sorry, I'm like a
Speaker 5: little like and I had to open this literally like
Speaker 5: like I was like, you know, when you're like working
Speaker 5: in an audition and you had to open it's kind of
Speaker 5: my brain's just like all over.
Speaker 10: You're like literally always auditioning, like you go out more
Speaker 10: than anyone.
Speaker 5: I know, No, thank you, and I think like I
Speaker 5: think there the job is getting the job, and I
Speaker 5: love that part of the job.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of my favorite process.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's process, it's process, it's rehearsal, it's process.
Speaker 8: And you know it's not processed our food. No, see
Speaker 8: look at that.
Speaker 9: Look the brand integration is like Tigan's like butter.
Speaker 3: I'd be careful because you really might have a future
Speaker 3: and restaurant business.
Speaker 8: Yes, stop, I mean the only restaurant I want to
Speaker 8: be in is waitress.
Speaker 11: Yes, opening up sugar butter flower.
Speaker 9: But I love this place. I loved Hegan, I love
Speaker 9: all by the way.
Speaker 10: Why don't people order that?
Speaker 1: I just don't get. I don't think people want to
Speaker 1: eat flour.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 5: Preservatives literally literally it is. I guess like less per preservatives.
Speaker 5: But I just want to say I love this place.
Speaker 5: I think my favorite part about working here is just
Speaker 5: your smiley faces every single freaking day.
Speaker 10: You are too.
Speaker 9: I love you guys a lot. I really do, from
Speaker 9: the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 5: You make it easy and I I am happy that
Speaker 5: my survival job is something that gets me, like contact
Speaker 5: with the ball, I get to practice, I get to sing.
Speaker 5: I always am like, I want to be a better dancer, right,
Speaker 5: I say that to everybody every morning I go. I
Speaker 5: want to be a better I want to be better
Speaker 5: at these dance calls. So I try to integrate that, right,
Speaker 5: I try to. I'm doing across the floors almost constantly.
Speaker 6: And you've been dancing on tables, You've been tangling on
Speaker 6: these on these floor tops.
Speaker 2: I are you play? You do the you can't stop
Speaker 2: the beat?
Speaker 1: Yes, and do it?
Speaker 2: Do it just a little bit, a little bit, Come on.
Speaker 9: The dance solow or whatever motion now that you should
Speaker 9: know the rain. This guy, you can wonder if you
Speaker 9: want to. But that's why if you try to hold me.
Speaker 11: Down, I'm gonna and say you can't stop the bigger God?
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 4: Can I just say?
Speaker 3: And I don't know if I should say.
Speaker 2: This, but sometimes we talked about this.
Speaker 4: When you're around the camera, the camera makes you tell
Speaker 4: the truth.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, talk about this.
Speaker 10: The talk about this.
Speaker 3: When you guys start singing, there is such a sexual
Speaker 3: attention between you two.
Speaker 10: Literally, it's like when you're not singing, it's like you
Speaker 10: guys could not stand. It's like brother and sister. But
Speaker 10: when you guys are singing, it's like I'm watching one
Speaker 10: of those weird videos where it's like brother and sister hooky.
Speaker 2: We talked about boundaries at staff meal. Yeah, we tried
Speaker 2: to day.
Speaker 7: It didn't work down there like that, you have to
Speaker 7: try again. You don't try again.
Speaker 6: I've seen so many relationships come through these walls. I've
Speaker 6: seen so many ill advised hookups between Alto's and tenors.
Speaker 7: That they never speak of it again. The next day.
Speaker 7: You guys have to try again.
Speaker 1: You got to listen to diner diner.
Speaker 5: Okay, please, enough on me, Enough on you, girly, step
Speaker 5: into your shine rate.
Speaker 2: It is my turn step into it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Hi, my name is Sam Ellie.
Speaker 10: I am a bastone, one of the some of the
Speaker 10: deepest voices you could ever hear. There's not a lot
Speaker 10: of parts for me, and not a lot of songs
Speaker 10: built for my vocal range. So but this is the
Speaker 10: noise you hear over the PA system when they're looking
Speaker 10: for me. I'm kind of the punk vibe. I do
Speaker 10: a lot of the punk pop, punk rock songs. Green
Speaker 10: Day the musical when it came out was Mike Eucharist.
Speaker 10: That was My Body of Christ, if you will.
Speaker 9: Or that really really low song in Hadestown.
Speaker 10: Yes, why do they build too?
Speaker 3: You're so vile to me because I do all the
Speaker 3: you know, four seasons. I do the Frankie Valleys.
Speaker 4: You do the why don't you.
Speaker 9: Wow? That's honestly.
Speaker 4: Durb hop bird about.
Speaker 10: I don't want to be an American idiot by the media.
Speaker 1: Can't stop it down. So yeah, that's a little bit
Speaker 1: of Sam Kelly.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 8: And you you're working on your own piece right, Oh
Speaker 8: my god, thank you Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 10: I kea in.
Speaker 2: I mean, what better time to give it the people
Speaker 2: what they want?
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is actually such a good opportunity.
Speaker 10: I'm working on my own musical. It's an original, original musical.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: No, like we talk about it a lot.
Speaker 10: We talk about a lot like this is literally a
Speaker 10: podcasts like this, Like literally, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't know you were working on something on your own.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and all of you guys have parks.
Speaker 9: Wait, you didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Did you not know that?
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm always told, well, the restaurant just
Speaker 10: makes me idy.
Speaker 2: It was in the text. It was in the text,
Speaker 2: literally the text.
Speaker 9: Are you on? Are you on? Molana Lives Forever?
Speaker 12: I'm on how far out Googurt other one forever.
Speaker 10: That was when we were going to go see Lion
Speaker 10: King and you said you you were busy or you
Speaker 10: were sick or something, and so we just created that threat.
Speaker 1: I think we didn't even realize you were.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm so pissed our manager didn't take that. By
Speaker 5: the way, that was a great.
Speaker 2: That I don't care item that was on there. Just
Speaker 2: make it yogurt that.
Speaker 10: You make it so Yes, I'm working on an original musical.
Speaker 10: I'm very excited about each of you have a part.
Speaker 10: And I don't want to say too much right now,
Speaker 10: but it's going to change music forever. It's going to
Speaker 10: change musicals and how we look at them forever.
Speaker 4: In what way?
Speaker 10: And I don't want to say too much, but what
Speaker 10: if a musical never.
Speaker 7: Stopped you forever?
Speaker 9: That sounded like a threat.
Speaker 10: And what if when the music ends, you can start
Speaker 10: it again and it feels like you're picking up in
Speaker 10: the middle.
Speaker 9: So like a circle, so like songs for a new world.
Speaker 10: So no, it's different, and it's going to change musicals forever.
Speaker 10: I can tell you guys a little bit more about it,
Speaker 10: but I don't want to take over this whole podcast,
Speaker 10: just the lead taking.
Speaker 1: It's you.
Speaker 10: Taking you literally saw active combat. I have to put
Speaker 10: you in it.
Speaker 8: Is it about octave combat? No, but I just feel
Speaker 8: so bad. Okay, So I actually had a really fun
Speaker 8: question to get.
Speaker 4: Out O yours are burning. I guess I'll introduce myself.
Speaker 11: Okay, my name's Buzzy Baldwin. I love Broadway, but I'm
Speaker 11: kind of a little bit more of a gossip than
Speaker 11: I am when it comes to musicals.
Speaker 3: You might know me as the Broadway babbler on TikTok.
Speaker 3: I have lots of secrets that I divuloge.
Speaker 11: The gossire dropping all the time, and I would say
Speaker 11: that I worked in this diner to kind of be
Speaker 11: in the middle of Times Square and.
Speaker 4: Over here the things that are happening here in there.
Speaker 3: I bust in from New Hampshire every morning just to
Speaker 3: be amongst.
Speaker 4: You wonderful guys and gals and guys and gals.
Speaker 5: Who was the one that first reported that Lia Michelle's
Speaker 5: cover in Funny Girl was doing a good job.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 11: I said this just in Lia Michelle's cover doing good
Speaker 11: because I was standing outside after the show and I
Speaker 11: saw one person walk out and go she did pretty good.
Speaker 8: Who was the one to report that Jack Black would
Speaker 8: be taking over the role of Beetlejuice's dog.
Speaker 4: I did that. Beetlejuice's dog is now being played by
Speaker 4: Jack Black.
Speaker 6: He reported that one of the supporting characters of The
Speaker 6: Notebook was a little pitchy last week.
Speaker 4: I did that.
Speaker 3: Actually, I made that up, and someone said it's actually true,
Speaker 3: and so I guess I'm a bit of a Fortunetella.
Speaker 10: Who was the one that reported Lion King's gazelle who
Speaker 10: was out for the count due to a gonneriea outbreak.
Speaker 10: That was me and I did do that.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to you, Jessica. I didn't know.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is inside of trading. You gave the gonerriea.
Speaker 3: Gosh something roun. This camera makes me tell the truth.
Speaker 3: I gave Jessica the gazelle GONERIEA who hasn't.
Speaker 8: Given someone gonnerieas are literally gone riea.
Speaker 4: That's Broadway. Hani did no. But but I love working here.
Speaker 11: This is my favorite place to be because you guys
Speaker 11: are so much fun to hang out with and I
Speaker 11: get to sing all the songs that you can basically speak,
Speaker 11: so that's really fun.
Speaker 10: Let's talk about our songs that we like to say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, coverage night, Wish upon a burger. You're coming in.
Speaker 5: It's what six o'clock? What are we starting with? You're
Speaker 5: hearing it's a hard not life for me and Dinah.
Speaker 7: You're hearing us. It's a hard knock life. It's a
Speaker 7: hard not life for us. It's a hard knock for us.
Speaker 1: Beauty treat.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to fight for you? By the way,
Speaker 4: because I'll fight for you.
Speaker 2: Someone needs to want me to fight for you.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9: What do you mean somebody.
Speaker 10: Needs to be thinking about We've all been thinking about.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have to get down on your knees anymore too.
Speaker 11: The orphan us so hard on your knees.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 7: I don't want you to treat me any different.
Speaker 10: I have.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm older, that doesn't mean I have to stop.
Speaker 2: Her knees are fine. Pull up your long skirt.
Speaker 6: Let me pull up my long skirt and show you
Speaker 6: my damnamelower.
Speaker 2: Look like cover help? Here's for Christmas?
Speaker 7: With what sally wrong with my knees?
Speaker 11: Wait?
Speaker 7: Look at it up clothes.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna need everyone to grow up.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna need everyone to grow up.
Speaker 10: Dan.
Speaker 9: We just keep saying, play miss Handagan, play miss handing you.
Speaker 2: I want to play the word is Andy and I
Speaker 2: will fight for her.
Speaker 1: Is Annie. That is so Andy Andy coated.
Speaker 13: Is Andy is Andy.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna fight for you again.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna Okay, I checked dinas Andy.
Speaker 3: We need to clean that chicken Alfredo off that any wig?
Speaker 6: Yes, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9: No, hold on for it.
Speaker 7: That is my lucky wig.
Speaker 8: The wig stays you guys, If I wash it, I
Speaker 8: won't remember how to sing the notes.
Speaker 6: So far, every time I've sang, I've hit the notes
Speaker 6: and there's ben Alfredo in the hair, and you.
Speaker 7: Know what it is, remove one variable. I don't know
Speaker 7: what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: It's tradition, girl.
Speaker 4: I will say what my favorite things with the ensemble bell.
Speaker 3: When the ensemble bell goes off and we all have
Speaker 3: to sing a song about all we're doing.
Speaker 5: Don't tell you it's tricky because every single table needs
Speaker 5: to tip at the same time to get the ensemble.
Speaker 6: We all have to close out your entire section at once,
Speaker 6: and if someone hasn't ordered you, you need to very
Speaker 6: very quickly shout out.
Speaker 3: I want to shout out the eleven year old super
Speaker 3: fans of our diner who run around to the other
Speaker 3: tables tip at the same time, like trying.
Speaker 4: To organize the wave in a baseball game. It's honestly incredible.
Speaker 2: Those kids are the work that they put in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 9: So it usually starts at six o'clock.
Speaker 5: We do like a little bit of Annie if we're
Speaker 5: talking the night shift, and then then we get into
Speaker 5: solo solo time.
Speaker 10: Yes. Usually what happens is it's this is the big misunderstanding.
Speaker 10: It's not always singing. There's breaks for you to eat.
Speaker 10: They're short, but there's breaks for you to eat.
Speaker 9: And we have to run the restaurant.
Speaker 10: We have to do our job. Our managers barely do anything.
Speaker 10: But God, will we get that mic. It's game over
Speaker 10: for you, hose.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the mic. We have a lot of
Speaker 3: names for the mic. We call him the big One,
Speaker 3: we call him, we call him King, King Loudy, We
Speaker 3: have loud games for him because it's this very ornate,
Speaker 3: beautiful It has led lights in it, and it shoots
Speaker 3: bubbles out of the bottom every time you say.
Speaker 7: In my generation, we called him the Nickson.
Speaker 8: He is.
Speaker 6: The mic is someone who you don't want to mess
Speaker 6: with because he has the power to break or break
Speaker 6: your night.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Dinah.
Speaker 10: That's when I'm trying to start hashtime. Dinah is andy.
Speaker 4: And I'm saying you're trying to start that you've never
Speaker 4: been started.
Speaker 1: Guys like I'm trying to get.
Speaker 5: That, and we have to talk about if we're talking
Speaker 5: about the mic, then we also have to talk about
Speaker 5: what goes with that mic.
Speaker 9: The bread this out the song, but also sorry, we're
Speaker 9: not like connecting right now sing a song together? Is
Speaker 9: our accompany? Missed?
Speaker 5: Who's there every single night and he's been there Floyd, Floyd.
Speaker 1: Floyd is bad news.
Speaker 5: Sometimes Floyd has a smile where you're like you can
Speaker 5: grab me there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, he's hilarious.
Speaker 11: One time fld to a party after a shift and
Speaker 11: I went through his house and nobody.
Speaker 4: Else was there.
Speaker 1: Floyd is so funny like that.
Speaker 5: Yes, Boyd's funny, right, And I think like it's funny
Speaker 5: that when sometimes Hill he's the one that, like, believe
Speaker 5: it or not, He's the one that'll be like, I
Speaker 5: don't want to play that song anymore, like you used
Speaker 5: to sing such a good I believe from Book of Foreman,
Speaker 5: And when Floyd was just like I don't want to
Speaker 5: do it right like I remember it, and he was,
Speaker 5: and we're like, great Floyd copy that, Yes, stood, Yes, understood.
Speaker 8: Floyd is so loving. He is he has so much
Speaker 8: care for us, Like I just know, I feel so comforted.
Speaker 10: Are you crying?
Speaker 8: I'm not crying, I'm just he just reminds me of
Speaker 8: my time in the military.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh you.
Speaker 2: National tour, My national tour.
Speaker 8: He international love Floyd, and I can tell that he
Speaker 8: loves me too. It's the way he grabs me when
Speaker 8: I walk by, and it's the way he embraces me
Speaker 8: when I'm near the piano really tight for long. It's
Speaker 8: like it's not like just like a it's not a
Speaker 8: quick cock is like quite so different.
Speaker 10: He's so different to me. He's mean to me. I
Speaker 10: never Oh, he's like ugh in a way, Yeah, that's
Speaker 10: I mean, it's offended. Every time I sing Here's to
Speaker 10: the Ladies who lunch. I sing that song from a company, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: that's Fay, and he just goes He's kind of like
Speaker 10: this the whole time.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny about that.
Speaker 11: I've seen it that you sing that song to stop
Speaker 11: people from eating, Like it's too literal, like they want
Speaker 11: to distraction from Yes, oh, I don't want to hear
Speaker 11: a song about lunch while I'm eating to.
Speaker 2: The ladies who lunch.
Speaker 9: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 5: I think I think Floyd doesn't like it because you're
Speaker 5: You're one of those performers that only wants to stand
Speaker 5: on top of the piano.
Speaker 10: Yes, I want to be on that piano, giving it
Speaker 10: my all.
Speaker 7: And you want to be on the keys too.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I want to be on the keys, giving
Speaker 1: it my feet.
Speaker 5: We use all parts of the restaurant. If you've never
Speaker 5: come to Wishboneburger, like sometimes.
Speaker 10: Hanging from the balcony.
Speaker 5: Literally like you girl, you are always singing from the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Yes, I sing.
Speaker 3: I've grown accustomed to her smile from my fair lady
Speaker 3: from the kitchen.
Speaker 4: So if you started hearing me going, I've grown accustomed
Speaker 4: to her face or whatever that song is.
Speaker 6: I remember the first time you died to do that.
Speaker 6: The chef was so angry, was.
Speaker 10: So mad you didn't clear. That's so, but that's like
Speaker 10: why we're punk Rocks.
Speaker 11: And absolutely honestly, Rodrigo needs to come to terms of
Speaker 11: where he works.
Speaker 4: Okay, he works of singing.
Speaker 8: The dear plugs are a little much.
Speaker 7: My favorite is heard aloud to clear.
Speaker 9: Rodri We have to tell it.
Speaker 8: We have to talk about my signature song, feed me Seymour. Yes,
Speaker 8: I said at one of the tables, I pretend to
Speaker 8: be at one of the tables, and I love.
Speaker 9: The tables as reserved and no one knows why.
Speaker 2: And I'm away and I'm like, I have a fork
Speaker 2: and knife and I'm like.
Speaker 11: Well, and here's what's crazy watching Tristan did you have
Speaker 11: to go? There's so many videos of this on TikTok.
Speaker 3: He sings the song and then someone will shove food
Speaker 3: in your mouth and you never miss it.
Speaker 2: Note I don't stop singing.
Speaker 9: It's literally crazy.
Speaker 2: You put it in your cheek. Secret, A little secret.
Speaker 10: Tell you.
Speaker 1: Honestly.
Speaker 9: Okay, we're talking about our favorite times.
Speaker 5: I love going in where the hostess stand is, where
Speaker 5: all the people are waiting for tables and doing.
Speaker 9: God, I hope I get it. I hope I get it.
Speaker 9: How many people are they seated?
Speaker 1: How many boys, how many moms.
Speaker 9: How many how many moms?
Speaker 7: How many moms?
Speaker 3: There was a three month window where punch Drunk was
Speaker 3: in charge of the of our diner. And they're really
Speaker 3: known for sleep no more immersive stuff, So that has
Speaker 3: some really cool, interesting immersive stuff.
Speaker 5: Oh Dinah, when you did the Wizard and I from
Speaker 5: the Hostess stand, amazing And that was like, first of all,
Speaker 5: never heard it in that key?
Speaker 6: Crazy, No, it's a key that no one's ever done it.
Speaker 6: It's yes, that's it and musical note no one's done.
Speaker 1: Give us a little taste of it. You can't set
Speaker 1: up that and not give us a little taste.
Speaker 7: It's the wizard and I there is.
Speaker 8: This and the song is kind of and the melody
Speaker 8: is also different.
Speaker 7: I love when we immerse.
Speaker 6: I love when when when we put when we put
Speaker 6: people on the you know the catering trays, the trays
Speaker 6: that hold not to drinks, but all of the plates,
Speaker 6: and we put them on them, and then they do
Speaker 6: define gravity on the trays. And we always we know
Speaker 6: when we call for hands, it means we need a
Speaker 6: lot of hands to lift a lady up there.
Speaker 9: Hands speaking of we should talk.
Speaker 5: About whoa we lost it for a second their hands,
Speaker 5: hands hand corner.
Speaker 10: Actually, I wanted to bring up I just wanted to
Speaker 10: say genuinely because because I'm not leaving, Sam, I'm not leaving,
Speaker 10: don't I'm not. It's only for a day or two.
Speaker 10: It's only for a day.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 10: I am the new face of Peloton Underwear and.
Speaker 6: It's only for it's only for a day.
Speaker 7: You're a spokesperson for a day.
Speaker 10: I'm a spokes version for a day.
Speaker 2: I'm really proud. It's a non union photo shoot.
Speaker 9: Peloton has closed.
Speaker 10: Yes, And so I put on the underwear and it
Speaker 10: says Peloton underwear. And I'm kind of spreading my cheeks
Speaker 10: and it says and it's gonna are.
Speaker 7: You spreading.
Speaker 1: To show show the rage of the underwear?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you say, imagine these on your bike seat?
Speaker 6: What that's what we say.
Speaker 7: The bike seat.
Speaker 10: The idea is like it's like it's like a photo, right,
Speaker 10: but the idea is like people are gonna be looking
Speaker 10: at and like, dang, I'm always so uncomfortable on my
Speaker 10: bike seat on my Pellot time. And you see this
Speaker 10: and you go, dang, imagine you on your bike seat.
Speaker 6: Is just weird that they're centering the bike seat and
Speaker 6: not your own butt, Like, do you like imagine these
Speaker 6: on your butt?
Speaker 7: Did you anyway.
Speaker 4: Where the email came from? Was it a Gmail? Was
Speaker 4: it a corporate email?
Speaker 1: It was a dot net email.
Speaker 10: It was Peloton, dot e EU, dot Mongolia dot net.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, a European and Asian tune.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad Mongolia finally got in the euro.
Speaker 1: It's been they've been telling you what I'm around the.
Speaker 5: Big sounds to cover your shift because you know, on
Speaker 5: Tuesdays I have book club.
Speaker 10: Well this is and I didn't want to bring it
Speaker 10: up because it's hard for me to talk.
Speaker 9: About But let's stop burying the lead.
Speaker 10: Just say it what and I can say, I can
Speaker 10: say no, I can turn it down. But will somebody
Speaker 10: cover my shift on Tuesday night?
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 9: It's fine, you know the deal.
Speaker 11: If I cover your shift, you have to do harmonies
Speaker 11: on my song. You have to do harmonies on it.
Speaker 2: They're so hard. You ask for so many rehearsals to
Speaker 2: get it right.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we need twelve rehearsals.
Speaker 5: I can cover your ship from four to four thirty,
Speaker 5: and then at four point thirty I'm doing a dance
Speaker 5: class that's based on.
Speaker 10: You, Gil.
Speaker 2: I can't do Tuesday. Jeremy Jordan is teaching a master class.
Speaker 1: Are you going?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the whole day, the whole day. It's a
Speaker 2: twelve hour master.
Speaker 1: What's up about it?
Speaker 7: In person?
Speaker 2: It's on No, it's on zoom.
Speaker 10: But I have to be there with all twelve hour
Speaker 10: masterclass camera on masterclass.
Speaker 4: Your schedules watching?
Speaker 5: You are watching Jeremy Jordan's mask's scheduled.
Speaker 8: I have to watch him twelve hours class. Okay, don't
Speaker 8: on Tuesday. I won't get it done.
Speaker 9: Dinah, what are you doing Tuesday?
Speaker 7: I have to go to the doctor.
Speaker 9: Okay, we can't fuck with that.
Speaker 2: I have to go to the doctor.
Speaker 10: Doctor.
Speaker 7: No, but I think I can wait wait wait wait,
Speaker 7: there's something that's been happening with my arms that's different,
Speaker 7: and can we see her almost zero? Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 7: there's something.
Speaker 6: There's something I've been noticing, like a twitch, and I
Speaker 6: don't know if maybe you can see it? That's your
Speaker 6: what are you talking about?
Speaker 9: Christmas Tree a week soon? This is okay?
Speaker 7: Well, well Jesus Christ, Okay, we go.
Speaker 10: To the doctor. You're not covering my ship, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say no.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna say no because honestly, like not every opportunity,
Speaker 10: like I'm waiting for that big one I'm waiting for
Speaker 10: to get funding for.
Speaker 2: Me, bigger than Peloton.
Speaker 1: Yea, I think we're good.
Speaker 3: From two to four, I'm sitting in Grand Central Terminal
Speaker 3: to see I'm Sharry Scott Is to get with her husband.
Speaker 4: Other than that, I.
Speaker 10: Remember, you're you're actually going to the Stranger Things New
Speaker 10: Music Musical.
Speaker 4: I'm going to Stranger Things.
Speaker 3: The first shadow, the first music note that's literally amazing
Speaker 3: of the prequel.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited and I'm going to be there.
Speaker 10: That's great.
Speaker 1: Rumor has it?
Speaker 4: No Jimmy Campbell power.
Speaker 10: Is coming to it.
Speaker 7: No, he might be bringing his.
Speaker 8: O pair Wow, oh he still has He's like thirty.
Speaker 4: There it is for him. Here's a rumor the Jimmy
Speaker 4: Campbell Bauer is a nine month old baby.
Speaker 1: He's such a good actor.
Speaker 10: If he is.
Speaker 9: Who told you that?
Speaker 4: I read it on the dark Web.
Speaker 2: That's why his skin is so smooth.
Speaker 10: Read it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, read it the dark web, Reddit read it or
Speaker 6: slash Broadway News.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm glad you're bringing this up because maybe we
Speaker 5: can do a little bit of a trade. Because I
Speaker 5: wanted to see if someone could take my shift at
Speaker 5: our hand for ham Show.
Speaker 1: What did you where?
Speaker 9: We passed out ham Sandwich is on the street and.
Speaker 4: Saying Hamton, saying Hamilton had Hambilton.
Speaker 5: It's all saying Hamilton if you cack a sandwich. I
Speaker 5: actually wanted to go see. My friend is doing a
Speaker 5: my friend is doing a read through of a new
Speaker 5: musical that's supposed to be a play in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1: What how do they get funding? How did that happen?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Maybe I can like we could link up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could stay at my place.
Speaker 9: It's just like a two hour reading.
Speaker 4: But I'm more than welcome to stay in my place.
Speaker 8: Thank you you have an extra bedroom.
Speaker 6: I oh, because this has been so wonderful.
Speaker 5: All I meant to say is I think, like what
Speaker 5: people don't realize, Yeah, we can switch.
Speaker 10: Well, this is what we're trying to say. It's like
Speaker 10: it's hard to juggle both things.
Speaker 9: App the same time.
Speaker 2: Literally, I love this job. I love it.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 10: I love all my best friends in the literal world
Speaker 10: taking on this big ass applecket together. But also we
Speaker 10: need to make sure that we're not tied to this
Speaker 10: place so we can do bigger things. You know.
Speaker 5: It's about like making sure the work we're doing is
Speaker 5: tip top shape.
Speaker 9: But also we can leave it any second.
Speaker 8: But it's also like we have to look at the
Speaker 8: good parts of this job too, Like we are like
Speaker 8: kind of famous away like shows come and go, but
Speaker 8: like this restaurant has been here for what like thirty
Speaker 8: years ago.
Speaker 5: This has been long been longer running show than some
Speaker 5: of Broadway's shows.
Speaker 7: Literally, most like most we are an institution.
Speaker 6: This is a very important place for very important art,
Speaker 6: and I'm glad that everyone here sees that.
Speaker 10: Gosh Dinah is so andy right now, you're being to
Speaker 10: be honest.
Speaker 7: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 4: And it doesn't mean anything. Is what's crazy?
Speaker 6: Well, I have a limited amount of capacity that I can.
Speaker 7: I can for new information. Sure do I have to
Speaker 7: know this?
Speaker 10: No, you're camp for that, You're camp for that, camp
Speaker 10: for that, literally camp for that.
Speaker 6: I know what that means. Then I feel good good.
Speaker 11: I want to ask, what is a dream number you
Speaker 11: guys all want to do if everything goes your way?
Speaker 3: I want you to describe the performance. I want to
Speaker 3: hear what you would do, how you would come out,
Speaker 3: what would happen, and even what the audience would react.
Speaker 5: Visionary, visionary. I'm always hearing this family meal, I'm saying,
Speaker 5: I always.
Speaker 3: Hear family I'm so sick of this food. I can't
Speaker 3: do family meal again.
Speaker 1: Come on, lentil soup.
Speaker 9: It's the best thing I ever lentil soup and celsius.
Speaker 6: I look that they always just and you know that
Speaker 6: family meal is just whatever they have leg around that's
Speaker 6: about to go bad.
Speaker 7: And it's always lentil soup. It's always been that.
Speaker 8: Okay, you guys, you're forgeting about the lentil soup caesadillas, yes.
Speaker 5: See, and that's the visionary and every family meal we
Speaker 5: get to hear like stuff come off with.
Speaker 2: Tiggan's brains that I'm like fusion, baby, that's fusion.
Speaker 10: Okay, what's your dream?
Speaker 2: Okay, I really want to do be our guest. Like
Speaker 2: we're already serving food. You guys, how are.
Speaker 9: We tried this?
Speaker 5: Remember they've tried this and it's like a food safety
Speaker 5: thing because we can't use we can't use like plates
Speaker 5: and stuff like as choreo and as a like a serving.
Speaker 2: Right, but it is though that plate is a plate.
Speaker 7: So we tried this. Nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 6: The health inspector came in during the chorus and they
Speaker 6: saw that these plates were used for singing, and they said,
Speaker 6: that's not safe.
Speaker 11: Health inspectors don't understand the concept of props. It's so
Speaker 11: hard to teach them. This is a prop for a show. Yes,
Speaker 11: this is a dish to be eaten from right.
Speaker 4: There's a difference.
Speaker 10: This chicken is plastic because it's a prop. Pah, we're
Speaker 10: not going to serve this like I don't eat plastic.
Speaker 10: I know the difference in real chicken and plastic chicken.
Speaker 9: How would you cast it? If you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 8: Okay, obviously bell uh lemire, yes, yes, perfect.
Speaker 2: I think Dinah's Bob Bett. I think hashtag dynasty.
Speaker 9: She doesn't have to get on her knees.
Speaker 7: I'm in no, I can get on my knees.
Speaker 9: You don't have to.
Speaker 2: There's the high kicks with the other feathers and beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah I could already, right, you can be closworth. How
Speaker 2: about your clocksworth? Yeah, sure, cocksworth, thank you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't. I just want to be the writer.
Speaker 10: What the idea. I'll be like pretending like I'm typing
Speaker 10: the number.
Speaker 7: You're the author of Beauty and the Beast as it's
Speaker 7: happening like that.
Speaker 1: So it's like a just cast me in whatever.
Speaker 10: I guess. I guess. I can't make requests.
Speaker 9: I know who Floyd's playing little priest.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Floyd is so bad to me and rude.
Speaker 9: Okay, dream numbers, what about you?
Speaker 5: What about you don't ran on my parfade and perfect
Speaker 5: parfaid on my barfaide.
Speaker 3: This is something we would only do at clothes and honestly,
Speaker 3: we're open, sorry, because in the morning, everyone's coming in
Speaker 3: ordering a parfe at a coffee.
Speaker 4: And sometimes I'm the only one.
Speaker 3: I'm the only one that opens up, and I have
Speaker 3: to play piano by myself. And also, you know, I
Speaker 3: just imagine, you know, just belting for one scraggly old
Speaker 3: guy sitting in the corner, just munching down on his parfe,
Speaker 3: just going crazy and just having this moment where the
Speaker 3: song ends when a whole group of kids comes in
Speaker 3: and they don't know that I just had this amazing moment,
Speaker 3: but this old man he does.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 10: Because that's what you got to ask yourself, Like is
Speaker 10: your big number a show stopper or is it a
Speaker 10: tear jerker? Yeah, like that?
Speaker 9: Or is it somewhere in the middle like mine?
Speaker 10: What's yours?
Speaker 5: Cell block, Mango Margarita, WHOA, that's good, cell block Mango Margarita.
Speaker 5: And call me a team player. But just like beer Guest,
Speaker 5: just like Tan, I want to do doing with everybody.
Speaker 5: I want us all and I think we can think
Speaker 5: workshop a little bit if you want. I want us
Speaker 5: all to do monologues like under music while serving the food,
Speaker 5: because sometimes it's like a safety issue. We can't sing
Speaker 5: and like do table we have like either have a
Speaker 5: singer or the waiter. You can't do both the same time.
Speaker 5: I think with cell block Mango margarita, you could be
Speaker 5: like and there I was, and then bringing the food
Speaker 5: to the customer literally this, and like, I think we
Speaker 5: could do more hands on stuff.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 8: I love speaking of hands on. So you know how
Speaker 8: colorblind casting is a thing?
Speaker 10: No what.
Speaker 6: Alert alert, emergency alert. There's a Patreon you need to
Speaker 6: subscribe to.
Speaker 9: Hold on pause the episode.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how fun would it be to just
Speaker 5: hang out with us, like maybe a weird time the day,
Speaker 5: like seven am or eleven thirty pm.
Speaker 7: A little peak behind the curtain.
Speaker 6: This episode was recorded between nine to five, but if
Speaker 6: you want to see what we're like after hours, you
Speaker 6: got to join the patreon.
Speaker 5: We'll recap episodes and then also we'll do weird stuff
Speaker 5: like bully Jeremy.
Speaker 9: We bully Jeremy.
Speaker 6: We make him do twelve weeks of dancing in a row.
Speaker 6: We made Patrick write an entire screenplay in one day,
Speaker 6: and we're doing an Oscars draft.
Speaker 2: So come on.
Speaker 9: Bye, it's three bucks. See you there.
Speaker 10: Bye.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's go there, Go there.
Speaker 10: Go there.
Speaker 8: Okay, It's like colorblindcasting is like, we don't care what
Speaker 8: color you are.
Speaker 10: You can play the role.
Speaker 8: So under those rules, I think, but what if I
Speaker 8: was like purple, They literally don't care.
Speaker 2: Purple people are people too.
Speaker 10: You're so true and Dinah is andy color bdcasting.
Speaker 8: I think with this cast we can do run and
Speaker 8: til black, the lat bacon, let us avocado tomatoes, run
Speaker 8: intil black.
Speaker 9: The song's sings, and here the song and see all.
Speaker 8: The black people singing. Attention, color blind. We're color blind, baby.
Speaker 8: It's not reverse. It's just colorblind.
Speaker 2: Colors. Color is color is white.
Speaker 9: People singing that song. Yes, and it's about BLTs.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 8: That is so one of bacony of the bacon, from
Speaker 8: berry to the black of the berry to the bacon.
Speaker 5: Baby bacon, bacon, the baby bacon, the bacon, the bacony,
Speaker 5: the ba Bacon's.
Speaker 10: That's so good man, come on, Okay, Well, my dream,
Speaker 10: I guess is I don't think people really see me
Speaker 10: as kind of the serious artist that I want to
Speaker 10: be perceived as. Sometimes, so I would get up on
Speaker 10: the piano, spotlight just me the restaurant kind of like
Speaker 10: comes to an awkward, tense pause because everybody's a little
Speaker 10: uncomfortable with me up there in my beautiful, beautiful blue ground,
Speaker 10: glown down, your blue crown, my group, my blue crown,
Speaker 10: and my blue I sing somewhere that's green leaves, and
Speaker 10: people believe crying somewhere that's green leaves, somewhere that's green
Speaker 10: leaves from Yeah, so it's like like a butterhead. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: like butter or kale or most leaves are green spanach,
Speaker 10: but not radicio. It's necessimally not dazing. And I got
Speaker 10: hashtags specifically not because it's too bitter for me.
Speaker 4: Crazy. I've usually heard it called.
Speaker 10: I've literally only read it, and I really well Italian
Speaker 10: double c is a chest sound, so you think you
Speaker 10: guys are wrong. Anyway, So I was standing there with
Speaker 10: my blue ground and my no I love that and.
Speaker 9: People and your blue crown, the same color crown. It's
Speaker 9: called the ground.
Speaker 1: It's called the ground.
Speaker 10: I bought it at the store and anyway, so everybody's
Speaker 10: just tearing up and crying right when I go, like
Speaker 10: a house is built on a fence somewhere just for me.
Speaker 1: No, I know the song, Yeah, so weird that green.
Speaker 10: That's gonna cry into their spaghetti cry in the spaghetti
Speaker 10: house built think that Wait this is that was embarrassing.
Speaker 10: Sorry you let that out.
Speaker 9: I'm glad you felt safe.
Speaker 10: To do that. Thank you, guys. I love you guys
Speaker 10: so much, and I'm really excited. I'm really excited to
Speaker 10: put this play up.
Speaker 5: Can we talk about when you always bring the bill
Speaker 5: and you sing satisfied from hereton, It's so sassy, it's
Speaker 5: so sad. Honestly, we're a little secret. If you're a
Speaker 5: Karen at our restaurant, you're kind of annoying. We're gonna
Speaker 5: have him come sing satisfied. When you bring the bill,
Speaker 5: you remember this, You remember this never for the most so.
Speaker 1: You never to never be satisfied. You start writing mc gin,
Speaker 1: which is really fun.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, I'm always going, they're leaving,
Speaker 4: and I'm going I'm the one. Who's the one, and
Speaker 4: they're like running out the door.
Speaker 9: I'm the one who.
Speaker 10: I'm the one.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you are the rapper of the of
Speaker 2: the crew. You are the rapper and the colt.
Speaker 10: And what is your dream is?
Speaker 9: And the city is my dream song?
Speaker 7: Well I heard it.
Speaker 6: I heard a song the other day. I heard a
Speaker 6: song the other day, and you know, sometimes we don't
Speaker 6: do strictly Broadway. Sometimes it's a song, it's an old
Speaker 6: jazz standard or something worse.
Speaker 9: For you, lucky lady. Anytime I heard a song the
Speaker 9: other day that made me cry.
Speaker 7: It was called levitating by this woman by the name
Speaker 7: of door Lipa.
Speaker 4: I'm familiar.
Speaker 7: And it goes a little something like this, I've got.
Speaker 6: You oon light, You're my starlight. I need you all night,
Speaker 6: come on, answered me. And oh, and I want to
Speaker 6: do that. I want to do that for all the people,
Speaker 6: for all the people who make me feel like I'm
Speaker 6: levitating each and every night.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you can do it like Papa is in at
Speaker 2: Mulan Rouge.
Speaker 6: Is in.
Speaker 2: Papa is in.
Speaker 7: That's incredible news.
Speaker 10: And it made you cry.
Speaker 2: It made me cry.
Speaker 6: I've felt things I haven't felt in years, not since
Speaker 6: the owner of this restaurant, he and I parted ways.
Speaker 7: Obviously, we don't have to get into buy sad love life.
Speaker 10: But no, let's get into it.
Speaker 4: Let's you kind of we'd love to hear about your
Speaker 4: sad love life.
Speaker 2: We'd love to.
Speaker 7: It's very sad.
Speaker 2: Why is it sad?
Speaker 10: Dinah.
Speaker 6: Well, Harry and I were going to renew our vows
Speaker 6: in the middle of the restaurant, and then he said,
Speaker 6: let me just go out for a pack of smokes.
Speaker 10: Oh, it's a stereotypical thing.
Speaker 7: And he got cobbled by a Times Square Elmo.
Speaker 1: Cobbled.
Speaker 4: They put his feet together with hammers.
Speaker 10: Cobbled.
Speaker 6: They turned my husband into a big show, a big
Speaker 6: show that stood in the middle of Tomes Square.
Speaker 10: Was never going to leave you into his shoe.
Speaker 6: No, he had a terrible, filthy smoking but I didn't
Speaker 6: doubt that part of it. He got waked but outside
Speaker 6: and turned into a shoe. But that is New York City.
Speaker 10: That's what the city.
Speaker 1: I love your story about New York in the eighties.
Speaker 2: The shoe crisis ripped through New York City in the eighties.
Speaker 4: You describe it and then say you miss it, and
Speaker 4: I go, I don't think I would.
Speaker 7: No, Yeah, I miss the eighties.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was beautiful.
Speaker 9: Hey, you can know you have a song that you
Speaker 9: want that's not an ensemble.
Speaker 2: Bass song like a solo song.
Speaker 1: Auntie. It is about to spread your wings. Okay, spread
Speaker 1: your wing?
Speaker 2: Okay, So have you guys seen Sweeney todd.
Speaker 10: Have I seen it?
Speaker 1: I live, breathe and eat it.
Speaker 9: So what's that mean?
Speaker 2: The musical about I love it? Okay, these are my fries.
Speaker 2: See how they listen and then instead of scissors, it's
Speaker 2: fries that I have.
Speaker 10: I love that.
Speaker 2: We have another idea, Edward Fryhan. It's like a double
Speaker 2: it's both.
Speaker 10: Yes and so I had an idea for another sweet
Speaker 10: tong tongue.
Speaker 2: Okay, hot potato, pretty hot hot potato, Hot.
Speaker 7: Potato poto.
Speaker 3: So she doesn't.
Speaker 1: It ends on their table.
Speaker 10: It ends on the table. Split up a with our team,
Speaker 10: hot potato, moving slowly. Everybody must have a sweingty tong
Speaker 10: button that they're working on.
Speaker 1: Of course I do.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: I feel you lingue fe lingue. There you are your.
Speaker 1: Ship that is a little small.
Speaker 7: There's a little small on this one. So and lay
Speaker 7: split peace, siddly split pee.
Speaker 4: You don't need no crack, you.
Speaker 2: Don't need no fuck Wow who yes, fuck.
Speaker 14: Sdly listening peep, mom, guys, hold on, you have to
Speaker 14: give this a shot.
Speaker 9: You have to hear a shot in the restaurant.
Speaker 10: Man she was married to the owner of the rest
Speaker 10: just told us that.
Speaker 13: Cobble, you're gonna listen to Dinah got a listen to
Speaker 13: me listening.
Speaker 7: This is very important.
Speaker 6: Just because you could get cobbled doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
Speaker 7: Because the way matter before he.
Speaker 2: Was a shoe was beautiful.
Speaker 7: Oh we were We were fucking in the walking.
Speaker 9: We should sing it.
Speaker 10: In the walking.
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 7: Where are you going?
Speaker 4: I honestly, I can't believe she didn't remember that your
Speaker 4: husband was turning.
Speaker 10: That was like you guys.
Speaker 2: She's auditioning a lot. She's likely she's her standards.
Speaker 6: I'm levitating my milky way by something something.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Speaker 7: Moonlight.
Speaker 2: You are my start light. I need you light.
Speaker 7: Come on, I'm danced with me. I'm levitating.
Speaker 10: Oh she's croque.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's croque.
Speaker 2: I would I would touch her, but I feel like
Speaker 2: a motibrations.
Speaker 10: Give her a.
Speaker 4: CPR.
Speaker 3: What do we have to do?
Speaker 1: Sing her alive?
Speaker 2: Did I lose my spuggety.
Speaker 10: Some my cake?
Speaker 2: Will I eat tomorrow from this left?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: My god, my bones.
Speaker 10: I feel I feel better.
Speaker 9: Wait, let's look at your knees.
Speaker 10: Look at my knees. Oh, there's still to smell.
Speaker 2: It's thick in the air.
Speaker 10: That knee.
Speaker 13: God.
Speaker 4: Oh tell Brenda Peters, I saw.
Speaker 10: Her with that guy.
Speaker 1: No, no, we know what we have to do.
Speaker 10: Five hundred twenty.
Speaker 5: Five thousand, six hundred, five hundred twenty five thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: The prop bullet prop bullet prop bullet cut.
Speaker 4: Answer the question. And that's why the college show was
Speaker 4: just you're for gust Chance.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that fat Chance. P h A T
Speaker 2: C h A N s E got some fun stuff
Speaker 2: coming up.
Speaker 9: He's writing musical. We'll link it you.
Speaker 4: Usual dynasty.
Speaker 1: Hashtagn is and it has a fake.
Speaker 9: Bullet cut prop bullet cut.
Speaker 10: Bye bye.
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