Speaker 1: Disaster just struck.
Speaker 2: Struck.
Speaker 1: I think we have audio recording of it happening. No,
Speaker 1: I had stopped it when it had fallen. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: or like, did you get the fallen video?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't get anything because I stopped it
Speaker 2: when you walked away, because I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start it so we could clap. We just broke
Speaker 2: So okay, First of all, welcome to this episode of
Speaker 2: Emergency in a Column. Here's a few updates. One. I
Speaker 2: have a very bad sore throat. So if I seem
Speaker 2: a little more dim, it's because I'm literally I played
Speaker 2: Fortnite last night and I screamed a bunch of made
Speaker 2: it worse.
Speaker 1: She's actively getting me sick, that's the thing, and she
Speaker 1: is freaking me out. But we're back in our set.
Speaker 2: Wait back home, Home, sweet home, and disaster struck immediately, like.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not joking, Like it was the most angering
Speaker 1: thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. Like it's
Speaker 1: actually insane that I didn't have a full blown, fucking meltdown.
Speaker 1: And then I'm able to sit in this chair five
Speaker 1: minutes after and perform because like that was so fucking annoying,
Speaker 1: Like just thinking about it is actually pissing me off.
Speaker 2: So to clarify, we still have yet to buy a
Speaker 2: camera for this podcast, which was the first bad move.
Speaker 2: We've been using Josh's camera and Kai isn't here because
Speaker 2: he's in fucking Mexico.
Speaker 1: Literally no idea why, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: We texted him yesterday like we're gonna record a late
Speaker 1: episode this week, and he was like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: think we were doing an episode this week. I'm in
Speaker 1: Mexico City, which.
Speaker 2: Is like god communication on every part, Like literally I
Speaker 2: like had a false flag that I might not make
Speaker 2: it for an episode and then like I just didn't communicate.
Speaker 2: Well whatever, besides the point, but the tripod like piece
Speaker 2: that holds the camera still is in Kai's book bag
Speaker 2: and we don't have another tripod piece, so I just
Speaker 2: like balanced it on the tripod, which is what it's
Speaker 2: doing right now, which is not what we should be doing.
Speaker 1: Again, I put a pillow for it underneath it so
Speaker 1: if it falls again, it gets caught.
Speaker 2: But basically Josh has two of the same camera because
Speaker 2: that's how he used to shoot his old videos on
Speaker 2: these cameras. And one of them felt literally face first
Speaker 2: right on the lens and like shook something out and
Speaker 2: we'll show you what that video looks like. Oh that
Speaker 2: actually you did get that video on fall, so you
Speaker 2: probably have audio of it. Because what happened was Drew
Speaker 2: Wett and hit record and like tip the camera over
Speaker 2: and it fuck.
Speaker 1: Hit the phone. I'm used to the piece being on there,
Speaker 1: and I can man handle this tripad because it's a
Speaker 1: nice fucking tripod tad. It wasn't on there. So the
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars camera that's not ours just exploded into
Speaker 1: a million pieces. So now we're using Josh's second camera
Speaker 1: that we are also putting at risk, and on top
Speaker 1: of that, we have to buy him a new camera
Speaker 1: and just buy buy herselves to fucking camera so we
Speaker 1: have our own camera. Actually at this point, I'm like no,
Speaker 1: like I'm not, I'm using Good is a zool right.
Speaker 2: Now for the first time in her life is trying
Speaker 2: to get around the tripod and she never wants is
Speaker 2: in here when we're filming. But because I gave her
Speaker 2: some turkey and she smells the turkey that's on the counter,
Speaker 2: she's probably gonna knock this camera over literally, But all
Speaker 2: of that to say, we're very happy to be back home.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be back in my bed, to
Speaker 2: be back with a zool who loves me so much.
Speaker 2: Julia Fox is a genius.
Speaker 1: We love Julia Fox. We were talking about Julia Fox
Speaker 1: all morning. Yeah, she's she's like my muse.
Speaker 2: Like I guess I'm useless. That is me, though I
Speaker 2: literally am museless, Like I just figure it out myself.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what amuses.
Speaker 2: Amuse is like somebody who basically like drives the passion
Speaker 2: for your RT or like it's kind of like the inspiration.
Speaker 2: So like.
Speaker 1: Myself is my muse.
Speaker 2: No, your muse would be like Lady Gaga or Lana
Speaker 2: del Rey, you know other flipboyant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I amusedes those women when you literally addressed
Speaker 1: the way you are. Yeah, look, that's what That's what
Speaker 1: I've decided is I'm going white T shirt, blue jeans,
Speaker 1: pair of shoes, in a baseball cap, and that's my
Speaker 1: outfit for the rest of my life. I've worn this
Speaker 1: for four days in a row. I got out of this.
Speaker 2: You have like a separate pair of this outfit or.
Speaker 1: Jeans, but t shirts? Yes, what is.
Speaker 2: Up with the theory that men think they don't have
Speaker 2: to wash their jeans.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wash your gene.
Speaker 2: That's just not true because they think, like.
Speaker 1: Ship inside your jeans, you don't have to.
Speaker 2: Watch it if you wear your genes.
Speaker 1: Your every only person that thinks this, I don't wear these.
Speaker 1: I warn these every fucking day.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna look this up.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to watch the denim because it fucks
Speaker 1: it up. It fucks up the fibers, it fucks up
Speaker 1: the color. It makes it so they like stretch out
Speaker 1: like it's literally that's like a known.
Speaker 2: Thing me looking this up. Do women wash denim? Like,
Speaker 2: why do I feel like you're wise not to wash
Speaker 2: denim too often?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: I give my denim like four to five wears and
Speaker 2: then I wash them.
Speaker 1: I know I'm my number four right now.
Speaker 2: Okay. I know people who literally just like never wash
Speaker 2: their denam, yeah, and like don't even get it dry cleaned.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, this is like I know people who
Speaker 1: put their denim in the freezer and freeze and kill
Speaker 1: all the bacteria. So then they take them out, balm
Speaker 1: out a little bit, and then put them on. They don't.
Speaker 1: They literally never washed their damn They put it in
Speaker 1: their freezer to kill it.
Speaker 2: I bet that dnim looks better, but also I don't
Speaker 2: know if that's true, because my denim like literally like
Speaker 2: I buy vintage denim, so like it'll loosen up because
Speaker 2: it's already so fucking abused, so it'll loosen.
Speaker 1: Up after a few use. It's been like torn up,
Speaker 1: turned shreds. Like it's super loose, like just being a
Speaker 1: slut my jeans.
Speaker 2: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry? My stomach is literally shaking right now because on
Speaker 2: top of having sore throat, I was extremely constipated, and
Speaker 2: now my stomach randomly chooses went to ship and right
Speaker 2: before we started, I had to poop, but I held it,
Speaker 2: so I'm just making my stomach gros.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm holding my shit actively right now too, because
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like running around before and
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to change my hat because
Speaker 1: they're gonna make fun of me for the hat that
Speaker 1: I was wearing because I wear it every fucking day.
Speaker 1: And then I was like I need to put on
Speaker 1: shoes because I don't see people sustainability. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was like I don't want people to see the bottom
Speaker 1: of my socks, because somehow my socks get dirty from
Speaker 1: walking through our house, even though we just got it
Speaker 1: fucking cleaned like three days ago.
Speaker 2: But no, your socks are already previously dirty because you
Speaker 2: wear them outside like all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, I just walk them to the front porch our.
Speaker 2: The porches around our fucking home are somehow the dirtiest
Speaker 2: places on the on the planet. Like that balcony area
Speaker 2: of mine, if I put one toe on it, the
Speaker 2: bottom of my toe will have like seasoning for like
Speaker 2: the whole fucking meal.
Speaker 1: It has like crumbs that get into your bed, and
Speaker 1: those are the sharp objects that cut you.
Speaker 2: Dude, I fucking hate crumbs in my bed. But what
Speaker 2: we What was I just saying, Oh, yeah, jeans, I
Speaker 2: wash my jeans, and I know people who don't, and
Speaker 2: I find that very appalling, And like people who don't
Speaker 2: like take jackets to be dry clean Like, obviously I
Speaker 2: understand some jackets can't go in the washer, but you're
Speaker 2: not even taking them to the dry cleaner.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I have never dry cleaned a single
Speaker 1: item of my clothes, but do you.
Speaker 2: But that's a different though, do you have things that
Speaker 2: like cannot go in the.
Speaker 1: Washer, I don't care. I wash them anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, then that's a different story. I mean, like
Speaker 2: the people who are very like protective of their clothes
Speaker 2: and they're like, no, this can't go in the washer
Speaker 2: because it's gonna suck it up.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna Actually I have like a couple like
Speaker 1: like really vintage T shirts that like I don't want
Speaker 1: the graphic to crack, so I don't wash them as often,
Speaker 1: like I'll wear them two or three times.
Speaker 2: No, But that's also like different. I'm basically what I'm
Speaker 2: saying is some of you but just stink. And it's
Speaker 2: not because you're taking care of your clothes. It's because
Speaker 2: you're not taking care of yourself. And we need to
Speaker 2: shift the narrative that you stink because you care about
Speaker 2: your clothes and rework it to the reality of the
Speaker 2: situation is that you don't care about yourself. Are the
Speaker 2: people around.
Speaker 1: You and you're depressed and you're sad and you and
Speaker 1: you need they get on lexapro or well bututrin, the
Speaker 1: horny drug. If you get on well buttrin, you can
Speaker 1: also you'll have sex and perform. That's the good thing
Speaker 1: about well beutrid, but don't do it because there's also
Speaker 1: some very vicious side effects that can ruin your life.
Speaker 1: So just don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have therapy on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Boot, come on boo.
Speaker 2: But what we were saying about Julia Fox was the
Speaker 2: way it started was I was giving turkey to a
Speaker 2: Zoola and Drew was like, oh, what did you say?
Speaker 2: I was a big a predator.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just like Hunter. A zul would be
Speaker 1: like the worst predator ever because he like screams at
Speaker 1: his prey before he eats it, Like he literally screams
Speaker 1: before he catches whatever he's about to eat. And then
Speaker 1: Josh was like, oh, if I had a baby, I
Speaker 1: would shake it. I have no idea where that came from,
Speaker 1: but he was like, oh yeah, I would like shake
Speaker 1: my baby. And I think he just misheard what we
Speaker 1: were saying. And then like I think he meant like he.
Speaker 2: Was meaning like it's so crazy how babies you don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck they want, like they just scream
Speaker 2: at you. And he was saying like I would literally
Speaker 2: be like what do you want? Like what do you want?
Speaker 2: Like tell me what you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't know how he got from me
Speaker 1: saying a Z it would be a bad predator to shake, I.
Speaker 2: Would shake my baby. And then I was that for
Speaker 2: some reason led me to the idea. I was like,
Speaker 2: because I which I.
Speaker 1: Would shake the fuck was.
Speaker 2: I went literally out of love, out of like frustration,
Speaker 2: like I think I would shake a baby.
Speaker 1: It was like an aggressive lover, like yeah, I like
Speaker 1: not even like well, I would get really frustrated because
Speaker 1: the way I reacted to that camera fallen I if
Speaker 1: that was a baby that had fallen out of I
Speaker 1: think there's.
Speaker 2: This idea though that once it's your child's like, it changes.
Speaker 2: But also I used to like when I was younger,
Speaker 2: I remember I had I had this intense like fuck baby,
Speaker 2: so I fucking kick a baby. But now I find
Speaker 2: babies throwing a fit like so funny because listen to
Speaker 2: this baby on my pace is the.
Speaker 1: Most insane thing I've actually ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And had I heard that I I I probably would
Speaker 1: have I would have been like, Okay, this is like.
Speaker 2: I was like co cracking up. Wait where is it?
Speaker 2: Did you not say is it an emergency?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I'll trust and believe all my audio messages save babe,
Speaker 2: don't send ship to my phone being saved.
Speaker 1: Like in your and you has the receipts, she collects
Speaker 1: the receipts and she will use them against you. I'm
Speaker 1: about to go.
Speaker 2: Into accounting because me and receipts were like this, and
Speaker 2: I oop and whoop and because the fuck is this area?
Speaker 1: You're in a crackhead right now, You're such a crack
Speaker 1: head and hope and hope and op.
Speaker 2: Lenny, I am not kidding. I recorded that. It said
Speaker 2: I felt so bad. Okay, So on my flight to
Speaker 2: Miami from New York, I was sitting next to this
Speaker 2: fucking calling her a baby. Is different though, because this
Speaker 2: bitch was walking, she was talking. She was saying, let
Speaker 2: me go, that is a baby.
Speaker 1: Was a nine year old child or like that?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding. She was like five years old, which, yes,
Speaker 2: that's still a baby like me. I consider like at
Speaker 2: this age, like I genuinely consider like I consider like
Speaker 2: a fifteen year old baby because I'm like, that's like
Speaker 2: a baby because I have a baby sister who is
Speaker 2: almost around that age. You're a child, babe, No, but
Speaker 2: like and do you get what I'm saying. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's still like somebody who's gonna make like who has
Speaker 2: so much to learn? And I like it's more in
Speaker 2: adering way. So in my head, I'm like, yeah, five
Speaker 2: year old is a fucking baby. This little motherfucker was
Speaker 2: screaming so loud, and I feel like when I was fifteen,
Speaker 2: I had that aggresion where I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get up and kick this bitch in the head.
Speaker 2: But I was sitting there and I was the only
Speaker 2: person on the plane who found that comical, especially because
Speaker 2: I had my AirPods on, so it was like kind
Speaker 2: of noise cancel it out mode, yeah, And it was like,
Speaker 2: you're so annoying. I was recording it. When I said
Speaker 2: to listen back, I started laughing so fucking hard because
Speaker 2: I was like, I cannot believe that just that's happening
Speaker 2: right here, and like babies are so funny, Okay.
Speaker 1: So like like imagine like the person next to how
Speaker 1: pissed they are about that baby screaming or hypothetically like
Speaker 1: a screaming baby on a plane. Like I know everybody
Speaker 1: says this, but like imagine being the mother or father
Speaker 1: having to tind to this baby and like how embarrassed the.
Speaker 2: Mom was so tapped out. It was actually a good
Speaker 2: that was like you know what, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 2: It's like default parent syndrome. I'm like, yes, it's not
Speaker 2: working here because the dad was the one like trying
Speaker 2: to take care of her and like grabbing her, and
Speaker 2: I think her brother was like holding her down because
Speaker 2: the whole thing was she didn't want to put her
Speaker 2: seatbelt on. She wanted to fucking be up and around
Speaker 2: while they were taking off, and she was She did that.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Drew. You would have lost your mind.
Speaker 2: She did that for the first forty minutes of the.
Speaker 1: Well I have Apple AirPod Pro.
Speaker 2: Max's what made it funny too, is I was watching
Speaker 2: the rehearsal like like when he starts doing the kids shit,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, how crazy. And then also
Speaker 2: the lady like I was in the ile, see the
Speaker 2: lady in the ile s behind me was fully watching
Speaker 2: my iPad because it was an American Airlines flight, so
Speaker 2: there was no TVs because it's the nineteen fucking thirties
Speaker 2: and we're literally flying.
Speaker 1: On American Airlines just over dismissed their flight. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're done, I'm gonna put this on my IG story. Bitch.
Speaker 2: They're like, don't fly Delta, fly down, Like girlhover, got
Speaker 2: that cheap flight. I am getting on it, Like what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Don't fly Delta, don't fly.
Speaker 1: Gim me Levado. I'm about to put this Airlines on
Speaker 1: the last on nine to eleven. I referenced that all
Speaker 1: the time. But it's like the really shit, how do
Speaker 1: we always talk about airplanes? We need to shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. We never need to talk about flying again.
Speaker 1: It is not chill, like we always find a way
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Yes, we fly everywhere. We're fucking famous.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm ambitious. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I'm in New York, if I'm in Tokyo, Like,
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 2: Me And what's called CEO two?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Literally, but yeah, that was just funny and then like whatever,
Speaker 2: basically getting off the fly. Oh this just vibrated in
Speaker 2: my coup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, put it back.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just wanted to see something. Literally,
Speaker 2: it was it was in there. It was like between
Speaker 2: the fold a bit.
Speaker 1: Wait, can you call me real? Quick.
Speaker 2: I'm not calling you because you wanted to vibrate on
Speaker 2: your wiener. Oh can you call me?
Speaker 1: Imagine your blowing up.
Speaker 2: I know they're they're obsessed with me. They're obsessed with me.
Speaker 2: It's a Lisa and Chester. They're actually obsessed with me.
Speaker 2: And it's so like it's devastating and it's really upsetting.
Speaker 1: Your flashes on in you and you turned your flash on.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I fucking flashed bag to myself.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, taking a picture or a video at a
Speaker 1: concert and the flash coming on is actually the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing. I audibly am like, oh my fucking god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill myself every single time it happens.
Speaker 1: And like at one point I just like owned it,
Speaker 1: like because I went to a stereo lab. Also I
Speaker 1: got paparazzi at stereo lab. It was like this really
Speaker 1: fucked up thing, like the exciting yet dum stale lab.
Speaker 1: I actually I just like I need my privacy and I.
Speaker 2: Went to Every time you say that kind of stuff,
Speaker 2: it sounds like you like are like warranting, like the
Speaker 2: you want more.
Speaker 1: I sat in the back of the venue to get
Speaker 1: away from all of the attention.
Speaker 2: Or is that because that's the only ticket you could afford.
Speaker 1: I just went to the back because I was trying
Speaker 1: to get away from the attention, and somehow I was
Speaker 1: still spotted.
Speaker 2: At and like couldn't afford like them tickets.
Speaker 1: And also it happened at the drain Gang concert as well,
Speaker 1: Like I was Papa Rozzi. There's videos of me there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happened to me at Lady Gaga. She pointed
Speaker 2: me out and she was like you you fucking cunt. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know what you've said, and then she brought me
Speaker 2: on stage and she beat the fuck out of me,
Speaker 2: and then that's why they canceled the concert.
Speaker 1: It was because that's why they canceled it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was because the thunderstorms. It was because she
Speaker 2: told she was like, everybody, turn off your phone, like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have security checking recently deleted, like we're gonna
Speaker 2: make sure no one has this own video. And she
Speaker 2: dragged me on stage and she beat the living ship
Speaker 2: out of me, which honestly.
Speaker 1: Like that's like a dream.
Speaker 2: Made me feel so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then liked every show is that like just.
Speaker 2: Literally just me. She was like, it's our last show.
Speaker 2: We want to make it special. We're gonna beat the
Speaker 2: fuck out of this Miami native. We fucking hate her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Whole stadium roared, which that made me upset because I
Speaker 2: was like, does Miami not like me? Like I thought
Speaker 2: like I was doing something good for the city by
Speaker 2: like being a successful young woman, but no, apparently the
Speaker 2: city hates me and lady gotta.
Speaker 1: Bab women in stem What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: The video of me like turning on my flash and
Speaker 1: like dropping it down. I know I have like at
Speaker 1: least six, but I can't find them at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do that because I'm so paranoid about.
Speaker 1: You can hear me in it, but yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: that on that.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I never even said what I was gonna
Speaker 2: say about Julia Fox. Basically, the reason I thought about
Speaker 2: her is because she made a stavement where she was
Speaker 2: like nobody who's ever. It was something along the lines
Speaker 2: of like no parent has ever like had a child
Speaker 2: and decided to be a bad parent. You don't know
Speaker 2: until you are the bad parent or whatever, And I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, like you really that that is so?
Speaker 1: Her baby? Tris had her baby. I know, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's so insane.
Speaker 1: Literally, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I know. I not like not to comment on like
Speaker 2: people posting their babies because whatever we live in like
Speaker 2: a very digital world, like posting your baby crazy. But
Speaker 2: I was like, damn immediately that bitch, I still see
Speaker 2: the goo from your placenta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like because I'm supposed to fucking eat placina,
Speaker 1: Like that's I'm supposed to. I was supposed to get
Speaker 1: Tricia Pets's placenta.
Speaker 2: Did she promise that to you?
Speaker 1: Yes, she was gonna put it in the little capsules
Speaker 1: so I could eat them or break them open microst Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna micro does Tricia Pays's placina, but it
Speaker 1: just fell through for some reason and just we like
Speaker 1: lost contact.
Speaker 2: Well because have you ever thought she was busy.
Speaker 1: Being a mother and not trying to the way why mother?
Speaker 1: He's a literally mother right now?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: She gave birth to cleanup Isabethcarnas cream cream? Wait? Is
Speaker 1: that Queen Elizabeth reincarnated? She kind of looks like it
Speaker 1: because she's just a cute as baby.
Speaker 2: It is a really cute baby.
Speaker 1: I just think all babies are cute.
Speaker 2: Right now, here are my two? Like meme kind of
Speaker 2: saddest things. I made this one. This one is really
Speaker 2: bad and I know it.
Speaker 1: And oh my shit, you're getting close, you.
Speaker 2: Wish, bitch, mind you. I said this in the middle
Speaker 2: of my friend like opening up to me about a situation,
Speaker 2: and I go, you're not manic, You're a man.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's kind of really fucking deep, Like Icky, yeah,
Speaker 1: is that what you man? You're not a man, you're
Speaker 1: a man. Wait was that you talking about me?
Speaker 2: No, bitch, you fucking wish.
Speaker 1: Because I literally was.
Speaker 2: Jew said he's manic because he feels stoic and is
Speaker 2: observing his life.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, bitch, you left out so much shit.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I feel really insane right now because
Speaker 1: and I came to the gradation example. I came to
Speaker 1: a conclusion that I'm not losing my brain, but rather
Speaker 1: I'm coming of age and my brain is finally developing,
Speaker 1: and like I'm actually now like I've been able to
Speaker 1: critically think for my entire life, but like now so
Speaker 1: much shit is just starting to make sense, and it's
Speaker 1: like I really just didn't even realize it forever. But
Speaker 1: I did have some like insane examples where I was like.
Speaker 2: His examples were like and ya, I've been feeling so
Speaker 2: man like.
Speaker 1: For instance, I just like let me, let me explain
Speaker 1: my thought process because like language is one that I'm
Speaker 1: like do. I like literally was like, am I like
Speaker 1: being like delusions of grandeur? Like am I thinking I'm
Speaker 1: like the number one human? I haven't been like oh
Speaker 1: I'm better than everybody else, But there are moments where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I unlock the key to language. Like I
Speaker 1: was like looking at like Japanese, and I like it
Speaker 1: was like comparing it to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you phrase it like that, like yes, that
Speaker 4: is a bit delusion, yes, on like a delusion of
Speaker 4: grandeur like manic tip.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I am you lock the key
Speaker 1: to but I did, and like no one is viewing
Speaker 1: it this way, Okay. The reason why it's so hard
Speaker 1: for English people or English speaking people to learn like
Speaker 1: another language, say like Japanese, is because the characters don't
Speaker 1: look the same at all. So the you gotta like
Speaker 1: look at it from like a fresh perspective. You can't
Speaker 1: be comparing it to like English, because like if you're comparing,
Speaker 1: they just don't Yeah, like you.
Speaker 2: Can't see the characters that make up the word like dog,
Speaker 2: and then be like, Okay, when I see this, I
Speaker 2: think of like the English phrase dog and like how
Speaker 2: it's written.
Speaker 1: Yes exactly, So it's just like I'm about to learn
Speaker 1: a new language. And watch me, and he watched me.
Speaker 2: See then I'm like, yeah, you are on a tip,
Speaker 2: but literally he was like, I don't know, I've just
Speaker 2: been like so stoic and like understanding, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this sounds.
Speaker 4: Like the complete opposite of a manning person, which should
Speaker 4: have been a red.
Speaker 2: Flag that he is maybe not like you are.
Speaker 4: Being those things, but I don't know, like I don't
Speaker 4: know how to explain.
Speaker 2: It, like you being like I just feel so like
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm viewing people as people.
Speaker 1: And I was like, which I did not, but like I.
Speaker 2: Can't remember exactly what you're saying, grants. And I was
Speaker 2: watching South Park and eating talk about while he was
Speaker 2: talking to me, So I was like.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that, Like I opened up to India and
Speaker 1: she on the outside was like like presenting this and
Speaker 1: like having like a genuine conversation with me, but on
Speaker 1: the inside she was laughing at me the entire time.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't open up. I'm never opening
Speaker 1: up at least people fake.
Speaker 2: No, fake, you weren't making poorts. I was like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then because I do understand, Like I remember when
Speaker 2: I was like turning twenty two, I had a moment
Speaker 2: where I was like sitting down. I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I like, fully do feel like something has shifted in
Speaker 2: my brain chemistry, and just from age like twenty one
Speaker 2: to twenty two, like I was already felt super grounded
Speaker 2: and like mature, but for some reason within that year,
Speaker 2: granted I went through things to like really heighten like
Speaker 2: my emotional intelligence, but I just like felt this sense
Speaker 2: of understanding amongst other people that I didn't feel before that.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh my god, Like it did
Speaker 2: make me feel kind of crazy because I was like,
Speaker 2: am I being big headed? And I think I'm just
Speaker 2: like over understanding.
Speaker 1: No, that's like yeah, fully, I fully that's literally what
Speaker 1: I'm going through. And it's literally just my brain is
Speaker 1: like finally developed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is fully just like actually.
Speaker 1: Insane that I'm only sixteen in my brain is like almost.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. When you were like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: like he said, he said coming of age, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I know this motherfucker's turning twenty five. I'm
Speaker 2: not sorrying about.
Speaker 1: Coming of age, no wa, coming of brain and coming.
Speaker 2: I will say I do think true coming of age
Speaker 2: is in your mid twenties. Yeah, like in your early twenties.
Speaker 2: I truly do think, like twenty to twenty five that
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 1: True that's when you find out who you really fucking are,
Speaker 1: like truly because like you're sixteen, like going on to
Speaker 1: college like no, like you and every other person, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 2: But I do think it is a big like, oh well,
Speaker 2: it's huge. But I'm like, the true coming of age is.
Speaker 1: Just all I'm saying is you just got so much
Speaker 1: crazy shit coming for you. Like you should be terrified
Speaker 1: literally be scared of your mid twenties because like I actually, oh,
Speaker 1: I've always been like super existential and like nihilistic. But
Speaker 1: that's the other thing is I've had like a less
Speaker 1: nihilistic view on life. And it's because I've been able
Speaker 1: to like shift my perspective of like everything, and I've
Speaker 1: been able to put shit into perspective and just like
Speaker 1: see everybody's side and see everything, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: like what, like I don't know, it's it's very hard
Speaker 1: to explain. And let's just.
Speaker 2: Say, as you get older, talking shit becomes less fun
Speaker 2: because and they're like, okay, fine, this person is a
Speaker 2: person and they have their own struggle.
Speaker 1: Except for that one person. Oh yeah, except for that one.
Speaker 1: Literally never did you say the picture this morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I've had a moment with this photo.
Speaker 1: I literally did. I sat there and stared at it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a lost person. This
Speaker 1: is a person.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is when you see like it mix with
Speaker 2: your reality because it's like, what is happening, Lily.
Speaker 1: Leave me the alone, Get out of my head.
Speaker 2: I'm crazy, but I'm a crackhead. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The other one was he's not a bad boyfriend, he
Speaker 2: just has ADHD and his hyperfixation right now is other
Speaker 2: bitches me. Trying to write that down was so difficult.
Speaker 1: I think I said this and you already said this.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Fuck y'all. I'm like so topped out, like I
Speaker 2: can't this day. Quill is hitting.
Speaker 1: Crazy, literally hitting.
Speaker 2: I literally had to shove a turkey sandwich down my
Speaker 2: fucking throat so I can.
Speaker 1: I have a turkey sandwich between my fucking legs. This
Speaker 1: is my realization all girls have to do to get
Speaker 1: a man is be mean to straight boys. Really, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I've come to that realization. If you
Speaker 1: really want to date someone, just be mean to the
Speaker 1: man because all straight boys have mommy issues and they
Speaker 1: need like this figure. Granted, like it probably won't last,
Speaker 1: but like use your power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because then you end up being their mom exactly.
Speaker 2: That lady is gonna tell me to put yodurn on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So just like all you have to do, I mean,
Speaker 1: even if you're in a relationship now, just be mean,
Speaker 1: like to your partner, like and see.
Speaker 2: What that sounds like?
Speaker 1: Really bad advice though, No, just like be mean.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I find myself being really mean and I can
Speaker 2: it's not myself, and then I realized it's because I
Speaker 2: need to go to therapy. She thinks I have turkey.
Speaker 2: Let's do she'll get up no much pee peeky.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is something that I've been holding off and
Speaker 1: I actually cannot believe that I haven't talked about it yet.
Speaker 1: But okay, so you know Taylor Swift, she got her
Speaker 1: new album coming out, Okay tell Me Why. One of
Speaker 1: her first big songs, she wrote about me, teardrops on
Speaker 1: my guitar, that was written about me. Drew looks at me.
Speaker 1: I fake a smile so he won't see.
Speaker 2: No, it's I think it's He looks at me.
Speaker 1: I think it's true.
Speaker 2: Are you making that up?
Speaker 1: Because it's it's very real. She wrote it about me,
Speaker 1: because do you.
Speaker 2: Have the faith that you fucking photoshopped?
Speaker 1: Like I'm googling it right now. But the thing, the
Speaker 1: fucking thing of it all teardrops on my guitar. Drew
Speaker 1: looks at me.
Speaker 2: The oh wait is that actually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I didn't tell anybody
Speaker 1: about this, but me and Taylor had a thing really
Speaker 1: early on Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait say wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1: Wait a minutes outside.
Speaker 2: What year did this song come out? Because now this
Speaker 2: is getting weird.
Speaker 1: Don't ask questions.
Speaker 2: She's about ten years older than you, which wouldn't be weird.
Speaker 1: Now. I was groomed by Taylor Swift. Oh there I
Speaker 1: said it. There, I said it, No, okay, I was
Speaker 1: I went to call it. I went to high school.
Speaker 2: I was like a bury for some reason, Like what
Speaker 2: do I feel like this? Get take that?
Speaker 1: That was a joke that was a joke. That was
Speaker 1: a joke. But I had a couple months stint in
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes outside. I went to high school outside
Speaker 1: of Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Like now I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and me and Taylor, like we went to the
Speaker 1: same high school. Like it was. It was a really
Speaker 1: intense time for me. And then I just had to leave.
Speaker 1: I was like, Mom and Dad, I need to come
Speaker 1: back home. And they let me come back, thankfully.
Speaker 2: But you didn't tell them why.
Speaker 1: I was just a really advanced gifted student. So like, oh,
Speaker 1: I jumped like at the age of eleven.
Speaker 2: Wait, so this was only five years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a freshman in high school and twenty whatever.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six, two thousand and like eight or
Speaker 2: whatever that was. Wait, your timeline really confuses me because
Speaker 2: if you're sixteen, now, how were you eleven?
Speaker 1: Then I was three or four? But I, like I said,
Speaker 1: I was very advanced and gifted. Oh so I got
Speaker 1: to go to high school and.
Speaker 2: So this is your life. But this is what you've
Speaker 2: decided to do. That's actually very humble.
Speaker 1: I graduated from Harvard at the age of eight.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Remember when we thought to me, thick
Speaker 2: was a Harvard Experience experiment, like everybody was convinced so literally,
Speaker 2: I have to poop so bad, but I'll hold the
Speaker 2: See that's the thing about me is like a lot
Speaker 2: of baby Let's go. What do you mean, let's go,
Speaker 2: let's help you. I don't need help pooping, Drew.
Speaker 1: I can press on it.
Speaker 2: You can pass on my belly.
Speaker 1: I can press on your belly to help you get
Speaker 1: it out. I thought, do you need me to talk
Speaker 1: to your belly? Do you need me to do you
Speaker 1: actually know?
Speaker 2: Because it's going to freak me out to not talk
Speaker 2: to her. No, you're looking down at it.
Speaker 1: Stop it. Stop hutting my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Stop it right now.
Speaker 1: Stop hutting my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: My stomach knows you're not my fucking boyfriend, and you're
Speaker 2: making it more upset.
Speaker 1: You need to stop needing to poop right now? Does
Speaker 1: that feel I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him.
Speaker 1: Can you get him?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, he won't let me get him
Speaker 2: because he doesn't want me. He wants to.
Speaker 1: Oh you got him? Hold on, I need to get him.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, this is this is what.
Speaker 1: He sucks. Bob is given Jimmy, Oh, do you have
Speaker 1: anything to say, say something. Oh, oh my god, bastard
Speaker 1: bit held. Yeah, he's trying to be a nepotism baby
Speaker 1: so fucking bad. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there can only be one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a zoo him. No, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: him an Instagram.
Speaker 2: The thing is this Zottle would pop off on Instagram
Speaker 2: like it would be too easy, like she's too gorgeous.
Speaker 2: He actually just scratched the living fuck ont of me.
Speaker 2: See when he does stuff like that, that's a boy.
Speaker 2: Like that is literally a boy. That's a boy.
Speaker 1: Every time I see him, I want to like pinch
Speaker 1: his ears.
Speaker 2: She's a girl when she's pretty and nice, and when
Speaker 2: he's fucking mean, he's a fucking boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not a girl, bitch. I came home. I
Speaker 1: had just been gifted my brand new tech douvet cover,
Speaker 1: and I got home from New York. I put the
Speaker 1: duvet cover on after I washed it. I actually washed
Speaker 1: it before I put it on my bed.
Speaker 2: I wondering because I washed mine when I was washing
Speaker 2: my arm.
Speaker 1: Was like, I know, Jordan, No, I actually watched it
Speaker 1: because I was like, I've been made up fun of
Speaker 1: too much for this and I don't want to be
Speaker 1: made fun of it and I want to have ammunition.
Speaker 1: So I washed it, put it on my bed, and
Speaker 1: then I got extreme fomo fear of being left out,
Speaker 1: and like the.
Speaker 2: Next thing, it's actually fear of missing out.
Speaker 1: I flew to New York City Baby for fashion week,
Speaker 1: and I had intentionally shut my door. I didn't bolt
Speaker 1: it because I was like, Azul, can't open my door.
Speaker 1: I came home and when I got into my room,
Speaker 1: meaning what you think, I saw vomit all over my bed.
Speaker 1: Azul had vomited all over my brand new fucking Techla
Speaker 1: duvet cover. And I was so pissed. Literally, this is giving,
Speaker 1: Like came there people literally dying right now, Like shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up, like talking about her diamond earie, talking.
Speaker 2: About your gifted Techla sheets getting vomited on by my cat.
Speaker 1: But he only throws up in my room. He eats
Speaker 1: my plants. All Azul does for me because he eats
Speaker 1: my plants and throws up on my flooria bed. That's
Speaker 1: all he's ever given me.
Speaker 2: No, he loves you and he sleeps with you all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're not here.
Speaker 2: See when he's not giving me love that's a boy
Speaker 2: because when I'm see I turned my back on this
Speaker 2: boy and he goes and find.
Speaker 1: Someone else to love him.
Speaker 2: But then when I'm here, she follows me and she
Speaker 2: loves me, and she's so sweet and she girl.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it zool, really does get cute, but like most
Speaker 1: of the time, it's awful.
Speaker 2: She needs those nails cut because that actually hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: Like a blacks on the ground, like he lily like clacks.
Speaker 2: Well, it's good because you know when he's coming. Mm,
Speaker 2: you're so annoying. Hey guys, sorry, I'm just getting so
Speaker 2: many texts.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Finsta. Have you ever talked about Finsta?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just got really bad news.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: Have we talked about Finsta? I think lightly, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know if Finsta is that as popular because I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: If oh it's not. Finsta died in twenty nineteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I have written down. Was like sixteen to
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Finsta was like top tier was one of
Speaker 1: the greatest Internet moments of all time. Like being able
Speaker 1: to stalk people that you met once at like a convention,
Speaker 1: like or like having the most random like famous person
Speaker 1: mutual and like seeing them post their fucking tits on
Speaker 1: their like finstas and like I got a new nipple
Speaker 1: piercing like or like.
Speaker 2: I've seen everybody's nipples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody had their nipples out. Everybody was crying their
Speaker 1: eyes out on finsta like walls of texts, like it was.
Speaker 1: It was such a great moment in time, and like
Speaker 1: I I got to like like keep up with like
Speaker 1: people that I met literally once, and I got to
Speaker 1: know their entire life. Like it actually made me close
Speaker 1: to complete strangers. Like if you think parasocial relationships are
Speaker 1: bad to the public, like parasocial relationships on Finsta were
Speaker 1: on another level. Like it was crazy.
Speaker 2: But the good thing about that was is because we
Speaker 2: were all so young and we were incapable of communicating
Speaker 2: like how we felt to each other, that was where
Speaker 2: you could do it in like a public setting and
Speaker 2: kind of use the Internet in the way that like
Speaker 2: you felt like you couldn't on the outside because you
Speaker 2: were busy building like this like whole Internet situation and
Speaker 2: like being a public figure, you got to do it
Speaker 2: on finstas and open up and it felt like opening
Speaker 2: up to your friends without the vulnerability of like doing
Speaker 2: it in their face and being like shut down or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then like, because literally there are people who like
Speaker 2: I've followed on finn stuff for so long and have
Speaker 2: really never had a serious or real conversation with in
Speaker 2: real life. But when people ask about them, who like
Speaker 2: haven't known me for a long time, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: like do you know so, and so I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we like used to be really close. That's a lie.
Speaker 2: That's like I was never really close to them, but
Speaker 2: because I've literally seen like I saw like two years
Speaker 2: of their life, like in a cruciating, like even even
Speaker 2: more detailed than had I known them in person, like
Speaker 2: you were just saying, like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: But death to fen fence to rest in peace. I
Speaker 1: still use mine, but it's more of just like a
Speaker 1: memory bank of Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just like photo dump, which is funny because I
Speaker 2: don't like actually that's why I do look through my
Speaker 2: fence staff. But even mentioning finstas, I get really scared
Speaker 2: that like y'all will find mine and then like try
Speaker 2: to fucking like destroy.
Speaker 1: My They they have found my Fensta in my mime
Speaker 1: account and I have like eight thousand follower requests on both.
Speaker 1: It's like really gnarly.
Speaker 2: I literally just like I just don't even use it
Speaker 2: in like a super crazy way anymore. I used to
Speaker 2: go on emotional tangents, but I was never even like
Speaker 2: very open about anything happening in my life, So all
Speaker 2: my emotional rants are very blanket statement and then about
Speaker 2: like the man who was like grooming me boo and
Speaker 2: mean me being like, oh my god, I fucking hate him,
Speaker 2: like he's.
Speaker 1: Literally ignoring me, boring boo old news.
Speaker 2: But yeah, recipes of fin stuff, I feel like people
Speaker 2: use like close friends on TikTok now, but I just
Speaker 2: like I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm like not, oh I do. I do use it,
Speaker 1: but it's not even like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the way you use your fin stuff but
Speaker 2: with like music.
Speaker 1: But also like I'm a grown ass man now, like
Speaker 1: I don't need to be doing that online.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just different. It's I think that's also why
Speaker 2: it died is because like by twenty nineteen, literally everybody
Speaker 2: we knew and everyone around our age was like now
Speaker 2: in their twenties, So I was like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: need to be like posting. I think even by like
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. Like twenty eighteen was the real death of it.
Speaker 2: It was like by the time we are all like
Speaker 2: entering our twenties, I was like, all right, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is like so dead.
Speaker 1: It's all these synapses and brain connections created that. Like
Speaker 1: I just like, I just feel different, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot to put an earrings.
Speaker 1: I feel better. Yeah. Oh I noticed something was really
Speaker 1: ugly about you, and it's because you have your earrings.
Speaker 2: And that makes me feel so awful because I feel
Speaker 2: very insecure without my earrings.
Speaker 1: Well, it's something you can change in five minutes, so
Speaker 1: just do it.
Speaker 2: What if I told you I don't have any fucking
Speaker 2: earrings in the house because they all got stolen. If
Speaker 2: my jewelry got stolen, that would be the end for me.
Speaker 2: That would actually be like of everything in my room.
Speaker 2: If because a bunch of my jewelry is like given
Speaker 2: to me either by like family or like friends or.
Speaker 1: Lovers, damn lovers left on repeat? What is that? Actually?
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh? Lord?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is Oh I thought.
Speaker 1: I fucking saw green Light live. I saw Green Light live.
Speaker 1: I saw it live, and it was I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to make you jealous. I really am not, but like
Speaker 1: I have to vocalize this. That was genuinely I've never
Speaker 1: you know, how you have to.
Speaker 2: See her live like together you me and a Ryan.
Speaker 2: That's why I was. I was me trying to explain
Speaker 2: that to my dad because Devin posted a clip of
Speaker 2: her and her friends dancing to ribs and I literally
Speaker 2: closed up and I outlag of hell though, yeah no,
Speaker 2: and my dad was like what happened? And I was
Speaker 2: like trying to explain to him, and then I showed
Speaker 2: him Royals because I was like trying to explain who
Speaker 2: Lord was. He was like, oh, I remember this song.
Speaker 2: I was like, she was big, you get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But you know how you reacted to Harry Styles
Speaker 1: at Coachutla, Like how you're like, I don't really care
Speaker 1: that much, but then he got on stage and you
Speaker 1: lost your fucking mind and like the stands. I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding when I heard her singing green Lights because I wasn't.
Speaker 1: We were at the Mitski stage because we had just
Speaker 1: seen Mitzki chilling and when I yes, I saw Mitzki's
Speaker 1: well live and she was fucking incredible. It was like
Speaker 1: it was beautiful, but I literally sprinted. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't really care to see Lord that much because
Speaker 1: I feel like she's not going to play like any
Speaker 1: of her good songs. But then I thought about it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's a festival. Of course she's
Speaker 1: going to play her classics, like what And when I
Speaker 1: heard green Lights and yet I'm not kidding, I sprinted
Speaker 1: across the stadium like I ran away from Alisa and
Speaker 1: Christian because I was with him. I literally sprinted across
Speaker 1: to get into the fucking field to watch that live.
Speaker 1: It was. It was really like actually like a magical,
Speaker 1: like full sir quo.
Speaker 2: The only place she's playing next is a fucking festival.
Speaker 1: I'm done with festivals.
Speaker 2: It's a fessel in put in Columbia. What's MD? What?
Speaker 2: What state is that?
Speaker 1: Maryland?
Speaker 2: Maryland?
Speaker 1: Is that Maryland?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: See her October first.
Speaker 1: Let's just tell much. Should we go?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But there we can't go without Orion. Well Lord ever
Speaker 2: tour again. Rd's currently touring across Oh bitch. I think
Speaker 2: she's going on like a full, full tour after this though,
Speaker 2: because it's a twenty twenty three Okay, we'll.
Speaker 1: See her, yeah, we'll see it, it'll happen.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this that I'm gonna I don't want
Speaker 2: to say it. I'll talk about it when it happens.
Speaker 2: Who else I'm gonna see? But I like.
Speaker 1: Need wait whisper it. Oh yeah, that's a major fucking moment, major.
Speaker 2: Keeling, not like actually like freaking the funk out because
Speaker 2: I need to see Lord Lord, Our Lord and save y'all.
Speaker 2: This bitch is going to I guess we have to
Speaker 2: go to Oh, we just have to go to New
Speaker 2: Zealand for your birthday.
Speaker 1: Let's just I'm actually fucking down there. I have a
Speaker 1: hose in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Really, we're not going because I wanted to go and
Speaker 2: like it to just be us and like have like
Speaker 2: a sweet like romantic trip and like you're talking about,
Speaker 2: like the other people you have.
Speaker 1: I think one of my hoes got a partner though.
Speaker 2: Damn sad day, which just fu you have to do
Speaker 2: like the BOYD check in where you're like, it looks
Speaker 2: like you're very happy right now. I love to see it.
Speaker 1: Like thinking of happy Bird.
Speaker 2: You seem so happy. I hope you have a good
Speaker 2: one today.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Do you remember what we.
Speaker 2: Had, I'm sending a swat team to your house.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like not even jealous. I'm just like
Speaker 1: now what, like now what, I gotta find another New
Speaker 1: Zealand Bay.
Speaker 2: You'll find it. I was looking at you an airwon
Speaker 2: yesterday and I was like trying to put my mindset
Speaker 2: and like somebody who found like just like ran to
Speaker 2: men I saw attractive and I like was looking at
Speaker 2: you from across and I was like, Drew is very attractive.
Speaker 2: And I was like I understand why people like will
Speaker 2: see him and be like, oh my god. And then
Speaker 2: I was like damn, like do people think that about me?
Speaker 2: And I was like not in La, because I was
Speaker 2: like in.
Speaker 1: La, I swear to God, and yet I think you're
Speaker 1: like hot as fuck. And I'm not just saying that
Speaker 1: because you said that to me, but I genuine I
Speaker 1: genuinely believe that. So there's like I was watching, like
Speaker 1: something came up on my TikTok feed or Instagram feeding
Speaker 1: and it was like an edit of like all your
Speaker 1: like sexy moments and I was like, this bitch is hot,
Speaker 1: Like you're hot, thank you, I swear to God.
Speaker 2: But I was like in La I'm like definitely in LA,
Speaker 2: like actually three the transplant LA. Yeah, I know, to
Speaker 2: transplant l A, I'm in LA three. But to real
Speaker 2: real LA, honestly, I think I'm like a seven or
Speaker 2: eight like real like to La LA, I think I'm
Speaker 2: like a seven or eight. But to the business I'm in, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm a three. I'm like so disposable to these fucking.
Speaker 1: Bitch I'm like off the charts and not in a
Speaker 1: good week.
Speaker 2: I mean me, like, we're not transplants.
Speaker 1: I'm like free, I'm off the charts and like but
Speaker 1: not because I'm like sexy off the charts, Like I'm
Speaker 1: just like a different kind of cute, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel to like transplat LA. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just like in a different realm, like.
Speaker 1: Realistically, like I'm a solid for like actually like on
Speaker 1: like a real note, I think I'm like a solid
Speaker 1: for But like girl, bitch is.
Speaker 2: That's just not true because I have seen some very
Speaker 2: questionable men get play.
Speaker 1: Like, oh it's not a question of getting played. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I tear shit. Uh you don't.
Speaker 2: You don't get play, you're on replay, Yeah, because you
Speaker 2: get fucking ran through. People are so.
Speaker 1: Many notes that I was like, I'm so excited to
Speaker 1: talk about this, and I haven't talked about any of
Speaker 1: them because like I'm not kidding, I have, like I
Speaker 1: showed it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe Drew it is like so good at
Speaker 2: writing down things he thinks of, and then like I'm
Speaker 2: always like I'm gonna talk about on the podcasts and
Speaker 2: I don't write it down and then I forgot. Oh
Speaker 2: well you saw Lord. I saw Lady Gaga and it
Speaker 2: was genuinely like I was actually in awe and like
Speaker 2: I did feel extremely guilty for going without Drew, but
Speaker 2: I just had to see her like I had.
Speaker 1: Felt that way, but I did. I did.
Speaker 2: I swear to God I did, and I like kept
Speaker 2: saying it to everybody I was with. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: like I feel.
Speaker 1: Like it was something I said that made you feel.
Speaker 2: No, I felt guilty because I was like, dude, this
Speaker 2: is like I was like for my straight bustie, like
Speaker 2: this would have been amazing to to introduce him to
Speaker 2: something like this. No, but literally, because like all I
Speaker 2: can think about is like you copying Lady Gaga's sunglasses
Speaker 2: when you were a kid.
Speaker 1: It's it would have been a very big moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I can't see her because I got back
Speaker 1: to LA and then left LA again.
Speaker 2: So you know what Joseiah said. Josie was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't go because I fully forgotten. I was like,
Speaker 2: how do you forget?
Speaker 1: That's actually insane because she did you just live home? No?
Speaker 1: She did? She do poker face?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to see one of the graphics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you get merch.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm making it a new thing. Every concert that I
Speaker 1: go to, within reason, I buy like a T shirt
Speaker 1: or something I.
Speaker 2: Literally reasonable or not. I'm like, where's the march because.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, dude, this is such a cute moment.
Speaker 1: And so now I have like a collection of like
Speaker 1: five or six shirts from the last year of just
Speaker 1: like merch from a show and like the graphics.
Speaker 2: That was a show. I'm not kidding. I have not
Speaker 2: been to like a performance like that, Like she like
Speaker 2: this bitch like busted her ass, but like look at the.
Speaker 1: She wearing a piano.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this graphic is just so cool.
Speaker 1: She's got me like, nobody stop fa dude.
Speaker 2: It was like, so look how good she looks in this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, I need to go
Speaker 1: bleach my eyebrows there, like you should bleach your eyebrows.
Speaker 2: I know, but I have like an egotistical, crazy, individualistic ego.
Speaker 1: That everybody else has done it, you don't want to
Speaker 1: do it, and I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. But yeah, she is like so
Speaker 2: so good, like genuinely I think.
Speaker 1: The best performer, not that I have so lucky to
Speaker 1: have any in my life.
Speaker 2: You just wrote that, so why what the fuck is
Speaker 2: wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I actually said, what if I.
Speaker 2: Did, I would be like, okay.
Speaker 1: No, I actually didn't just write it, but it's very real.
Speaker 1: I just saw it of like a edit of us
Speaker 1: like holding hands and just shit like that, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, it's so good what we have.
Speaker 2: I know, it is insane, Like I don't know when
Speaker 2: I see like I know people who are like old
Speaker 2: as bones and they talk about like, oh, I've had
Speaker 2: these friendships.
Speaker 1: Like friendships come and go, but yeah.
Speaker 2: Says who you fucking like.
Speaker 1: Sad because you fucking suck balls.
Speaker 2: That's why people who are like friendships come and go
Speaker 2: when they like describe a life time where they've had
Speaker 2: like a million friends and none have stayed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just be a good person and surround yourself.
Speaker 2: So you're like, literally an issue is what you're telling
Speaker 2: me right now, because.
Speaker 1: Like I think maybe it's not like friendships come and
Speaker 1: go like where you like completely lose I mean no,
Speaker 1: like I think they mean like losing contact completely. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's gonna be a time in our lives
Speaker 1: when like we don't see each other.
Speaker 2: For me, we don't have as much comp yeah.
Speaker 1: But like we're gonna go get a cabinet, big bear
Speaker 1: with the whole squad when we're forty eight, ye, and
Speaker 1: it's still going to be a key me.
Speaker 2: Like, I genuinely I just cannot picture a life without
Speaker 2: the front group we have, without that core group that
Speaker 2: we like kind of started in LA with. Like I
Speaker 2: genuinely cannot imagine a life without.
Speaker 1: Josh Orian Lucas Christian me.
Speaker 2: You, Yeah, I like cannot imagine a life without that
Speaker 2: because it's just literally like.
Speaker 1: It's like family. It's yeah, my brain is literally.
Speaker 2: Like that's the foundation of like my fucking like first
Speaker 2: emotional connections. Like I just can't see that being dismissed
Speaker 2: in any way and even when we go long periods
Speaker 2: of time without seeing each other, even if it's just
Speaker 2: a month. Like when I saw Josh Goes today, I
Speaker 2: genuinely was so happy to see him, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I think I will feel like this
Speaker 2: forever about these people.
Speaker 1: When Lucas is like taking a break and he's just
Speaker 1: back in OC and then he comes around, it's like
Speaker 1: it literally is like so exciting for him. Yeah, and like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that feeling, like you said, is ever
Speaker 1: gonna fit.
Speaker 2: It's just like, why do I need to see Josie?
Speaker 1: When I just I was just about to say, we've.
Speaker 2: Been playing Fortnite, and he does this stupid ash Irish act.
Speaker 1: Irish play with him. He won't play with me.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh, I was like what the fuck? And then
Speaker 2: I remembered you said you were playing with him and
Speaker 2: you were like, this fucking sucks. But he literally there's
Speaker 2: this fucking stupid ash Irish accent which I can't do.
Speaker 2: But he's like, oh no, they're shooting me. It's like
Speaker 2: he does this really annoying accent, like his impersonation of
Speaker 2: an Irish accent. Not say Irish accents are annoying, but
Speaker 2: his is funny, and he's just like they're shooting me
Speaker 2: and like we'll just be running around and like not
Speaker 2: doing anything useful in Fortnite and it is so funny.
Speaker 2: I need just tell him to come now. Where is he?
Speaker 2: Why is he here?
Speaker 1: I know, I'm literally gonna.
Speaker 2: He's not here because I held him hostage in the
Speaker 2: house and had him take care of Azul while I
Speaker 2: was gone. That's why he's not fucking here. It's a girl.
Speaker 2: I never want to be in that house again. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I like love our friends so much, like Orian needs
Speaker 2: to come back, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen yeah when I see.
Speaker 2: When I see her in like another state, it's just
Speaker 2: not the same because I'm like, we're always around people,
Speaker 2: like this isn't our like home, but like when we
Speaker 2: have a key at home, it is just so different.
Speaker 1: We need that on that podcast so bad.
Speaker 2: I know, someone actually stops me and a Ryan in
Speaker 2: New York, who was like, where is the episode with
Speaker 2: a Ryan? And I was, I just keep saying, we
Speaker 2: want to do something, we want to do something spectacular.
Speaker 2: We need to we do need to plan it before
Speaker 2: we leave. So I'll get on that today and figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we didn't talk about but some fucking stinky
Speaker 1: demon crat tried to associate me with the liberals and
Speaker 1: put my audio over a clip of Joe Biden, your honor,
Speaker 1: Your honor.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I'm not kidding. I genuinely feel.
Speaker 1: Like that should be like I should be compe, give
Speaker 1: me money, give me money.
Speaker 2: Why does that like, like genuinely, why do I feel
Speaker 2: like that is now skewing the lines because I feel
Speaker 2: like any time, but I think that even that's the
Speaker 2: thing about TikTok. I don't know how I'm trying to
Speaker 2: ward this, but like, what's happening that now like companies
Speaker 2: and like politicians and shit, Yeah, can now just like
Speaker 2: without getting permission use this person's like livelihood and like
Speaker 2: likeness to it is fully to like bring in a
Speaker 2: my particular kind of crowd. Yeah, it's fully to like
Speaker 2: grab the people who like use that audio and be
Speaker 2: like we get it.
Speaker 1: Like it's so weird, it's creepy. And I think like
Speaker 1: a majority of the people watching this know and also
Speaker 1: think it's fucking whack. But there are just some minds
Speaker 1: that like hear the words sleigh and like are like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like, I like, I'm not saying like
Speaker 1: that people.
Speaker 2: It's hard to like imagine JFK saying Sleigh.
Speaker 1: I would be like, bitch, that's why he got Oh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Joe Biden used your on right way, Joe
Speaker 1: used Joe Budden.
Speaker 2: I cannot say that the saying Joe Budden.
Speaker 1: Budden, buddy, Joe Joe Pudding. But yeah, I saw that
Speaker 1: and like it. Actually, my knee jerk reaction was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is cool. But then I thought about it and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is weird. He's like very obviously.
Speaker 2: Like his team is just like, yeah, we're going to
Speaker 2: get the young people to like.
Speaker 1: Come to register and vote. And I was just like, Okay, weird,
Speaker 1: but still a funny moment which the truth has spread
Speaker 1: so far. Just wait, just wait until the sleeper cells
Speaker 1: are activated.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, in the middle of the night two nights ago,
Speaker 1: I was asleep before you had gotten home, and it
Speaker 1: was probably like one am. I had been asleep for
Speaker 1: a couple hours and me and a Zula are laying
Speaker 1: in bed and he snuggled up against my back and
Speaker 1: I like, am all of a sudden, like like I
Speaker 1: hear this like loud fucking explosion and I open lights
Speaker 1: or open my eyes and lights are flashing in my
Speaker 1: room and I'm like I like immediately I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the house just exploded, Like what the fuck
Speaker 1: is going on? And like I look around and like
Speaker 1: everything's okay. And I look at a Zul and like
Speaker 1: a Zul didn't react at all, and like I fully
Speaker 1: experienced exploding head syndrome, like I fully experienced like when
Speaker 1: like you have like that auditory hallucination of like explosions
Speaker 1: in your head and it's like so loud that it
Speaker 1: wakes you up and you think it's real. Like my
Speaker 1: heart was literally like racing like it was. I actually
Speaker 1: like was like, oh my god, I have to go
Speaker 1: into survival mode. I need to get like a Zul's
Speaker 1: cat carrier. I need to like the house is about
Speaker 1: to collapse, Like I fully.
Speaker 2: Do you think you would like go to save a
Speaker 2: Zul if like I wasn't here, that makes me happy.
Speaker 1: I like, as much as I hate him, I love him, but.
Speaker 2: That is insane. What does that cause by is that
Speaker 2: just like your brain's kind of like on overdrive.
Speaker 1: And then like I haven't, I really haven't. I didn't
Speaker 1: even research it because I'm like, oh, I have like
Speaker 1: a giant brain humor or something, and I cannot read
Speaker 1: about it. So I just kind of out of sight,
Speaker 1: out of mind. But it's something that I've had happened
Speaker 1: to me, like for like the last six or seven years.
Speaker 1: Like I'll have like really gnarly auditory hallucinations, like not
Speaker 1: in a schizo way, but like in like a just
Speaker 1: like a normal way. Like it's it's very hard to
Speaker 1: explain and I sound crazy, but like when I'm laying
Speaker 1: in bed, like right as I'm falling asleep, like I'll
Speaker 1: hear like a conversation happening like in the corner of
Speaker 1: my room, but like not in like a creepy way.
Speaker 1: It's hard to explain, but like and then like I'll
Speaker 1: hear like my name like being whispered to me, and
Speaker 1: like and and then like actually, the really scary part
Speaker 1: is like I'll hear like different voices, but like I
Speaker 1: promise it's not like schizophrenia. I looked it up. I
Speaker 1: like freaked the fuck out. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm like falling into schizophrenia. But it's literally
Speaker 1: just like like your brain like making connections and like
Speaker 1: referencing conversation from earlier in the day and like just
Speaker 1: shit like that.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, well, you know what I think
Speaker 2: about when I go to sleep. I try to for
Speaker 2: the past few nights, as I laid my head to rest,
Speaker 2: I try to imagine a game of Fortnite, and I
Speaker 2: try to like convince my brain to make a new game.
Speaker 2: Like does that make sense? Like I try to convince
Speaker 2: my brain to start up a game, and like try
Speaker 2: to imagine a game I've never played. So basically, like
Speaker 2: you know, every game you play is different, Like even
Speaker 2: if you land the same place, as you go into
Speaker 2: the game, you're gonna see different people. And basically I've
Speaker 2: been trying This is so stupid, but I've been trying
Speaker 2: to make my brain think of a different gameplay that
Speaker 2: I haven't experienced before. And my brain is actually incapable
Speaker 2: of doing that because it can only reference things that
Speaker 2: have actually happened.
Speaker 1: You are actually insane and you really you need clinical help,
Speaker 1: Like you cannot be thinking about Fortnite.
Speaker 2: That no, okay, because you know how like you can think,
Speaker 2: Like basically here's where I came from. I was like
Speaker 2: to fall asleep. I can think of like different scenarios
Speaker 2: with people, and I can like make up different conversations
Speaker 2: or whatever. But why can my brain not come up
Speaker 2: with like a different set of gameplay? Is it because
Speaker 2: it is like so humane that like it is not
Speaker 2: real or based in reality, So like I just can't
Speaker 2: come up with like a new generated like gameplay in
Speaker 2: my head. But if I try to think in like illustrations,
Speaker 2: like I can fully imagine full illustrations if I wanted to,
Speaker 2: Like I can imagine sequences that I'm like, oh that
Speaker 2: would be cool to draw or like see in a cartoon,
Speaker 2: and I can see it in a style. But why
Speaker 2: can I not think of a new gameplay? And like
Speaker 2: that's been driving me.
Speaker 1: I think it's because you have a tumor in your brain.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's blocking, Like the tumor is like in
Speaker 2: the past, what I always I always land on my
Speaker 2: tree and then once I get into rocky reels, I
Speaker 2: just start going.
Speaker 1: Into I think it's just like you need to play
Speaker 1: more video games, Like I think that's what it air
Speaker 1: like more like Battle Royale games like try The reason
Speaker 1: I think like I'm kind of good at Fortnite is
Speaker 1: because of Call of Duty and it's just a completely
Speaker 1: different play style. So I like, bring that into.
Speaker 2: It, and but I can't get Balenciaga's skin and color.
Speaker 1: Dude, I know it's really really not really. Also, Balenciaga,
Speaker 1: can you fucking work with us already? Like damn, Like, actually,
Speaker 1: you only get.
Speaker 2: What you want in life when you beg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, when.
Speaker 2: You beg and pay for your spot.
Speaker 1: That's actually I think that is something that could happen.
Speaker 1: It's a collaboration with Valenciaga, and I want it so bad.
Speaker 1: Everybody go comment on Balenciaga's ig post.
Speaker 2: Please do not do that, because no, please do not
Speaker 2: do that because that always drives me crazy and I
Speaker 2: would have a lot of shame. I just like the
Speaker 2: problem with me is like I don't want to ask
Speaker 2: for things. I just want them to happen, and then
Speaker 2: it never happens. And I'm like, oh, but please do
Speaker 2: not comment that because I want that, and like I
Speaker 2: will actually freak out, Like I will freak out. We
Speaker 2: were saying, wait was it? This is so crazy. I
Speaker 2: want something on offer up, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to pay for it.
Speaker 2: So I go to Druid. I'm like, okay, because it
Speaker 2: is it is the price that's being like put on
Speaker 2: it is like it doesn't need to be that price,
Speaker 2: it really is. It's just because like the market for
Speaker 2: is like expanding, So whatever classic tax, the fuck off
Speaker 2: popularity tax. But I told Drew, I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: go offer this amount, and then I'll tell Ryan to
Speaker 2: offer this amount, and then I'll throw an extra fifty
Speaker 2: on the amount I offer. So then it's like, fuck,
Speaker 2: everybody wants it for this price, but this girl's will
Speaker 2: give me fifty more dollars.
Speaker 1: I was like, how about we all we I post
Speaker 1: the link on my story and I'm like, everybody go
Speaker 1: offer three hundred dollars to this person for this. So
Speaker 1: she convinces herself that it's like if a thousand people
Speaker 1: are like this is worth three hundred dollars not six fifty,
Speaker 1: like she's gonna start thinking it. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: and you and then you come in and offer her
Speaker 1: like three point fifty four hundred yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm giving you a bank.
Speaker 1: For your you're one hundred more dollars and me as your.
Speaker 2: South there talked about it and I was like, we
Speaker 2: literally she would she would get a restraining order on
Speaker 2: me because she'd be like, this woman is bullying me.
Speaker 2: She's cyberbullyeing me for something I'm selling you doesn't want
Speaker 2: to pay for.
Speaker 1: Isn't real. Just close your iPhone?
Speaker 2: What's the tyler? It's like a tyler thing that it's
Speaker 2: like close your laptop or turn.
Speaker 1: Off your phone, lock your phone or something. It's like,
Speaker 1: that's ironically like, so some of the best information I
Speaker 1: could have gotten as like a sixteen year old, Like
Speaker 1: however old, I was like, fully like change the trajectory
Speaker 1: of like my life online forever. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: isn't real. None of this is real. So it's whatever perspective.
Speaker 1: But should we tappeno media?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because my stomach is like you know, when I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, someone texted me bad news my phone.
Speaker 2: I did get a text, but it wasn't my notifications
Speaker 2: are off. It's actually my stomach is like my ass
Speaker 2: is vibrating, and I keep thinking it's my phone.
Speaker 1: It's literally to go download Modern Warfare two beta on
Speaker 1: my computer, which is gonna take all fucking day.
Speaker 2: But I don't. I think think my hair looks good
Speaker 2: today or like really bad. I think it looks like
Speaker 2: really bad. I hate that I had to keep cutting
Speaker 2: my hair, but now it's really healthy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Also, I thought my hair couldn't curl anymore, Like I
Speaker 2: genuinely thought it couldn't. And like the way how curly
Speaker 2: it gets now when it dries air dry is like
Speaker 2: actually insane. Charlie Demillio and Dixie Damilia are literally on
Speaker 2: my fucking timeline.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, they knew iPhone.
Speaker 2: Charlie just hacked my fucking iPhone.
Speaker 1: You're getting hacked right now. What is that? I don't
Speaker 1: know screen record it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But while Enya's dealing with her hacking, I went to
Speaker 1: the Stereo Lab concert. So obviously I've been listening to
Speaker 1: a lot of Stereo Lab, but that concert like was
Speaker 1: maybe one of the best things I've ever witnessed in person.
Speaker 1: Like concert wise, like I would close my eyes in
Speaker 1: the middle of some songs and actually have like a
Speaker 1: borderline hallucinogenic trip. Like I would close my eyes and
Speaker 1: I like would feel like like the warm feeling of
Speaker 1: like a percocet.
Speaker 2: In it, like when we went to Monday Evening concert.
Speaker 1: Almost yeah, yeah, exactly, Like I would like you would
Speaker 1: close your eyes and like you would be like elevated,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, I fully understand why like
Speaker 1: hippie era existed, like and like that style of music,
Speaker 1: and like psychedelic music exists because like it fully like
Speaker 1: at moments I really thought like I was actually having
Speaker 1: like in a like a hallucinogenic like moment. And then
Speaker 1: so stereolab for music. And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: I went to, oh, also, I've been listening to American Football.
Speaker 1: That album everybody fucking knows what's it called. I literally
Speaker 1: self titled American Football. American Football. That album is really cool.
Speaker 1: And then I went and saw per role, which I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about too much. I will say
Speaker 1: I liked x more. However, Mia Goth is like an
Speaker 1: exceptional actress, Like she turned her pussy out for that role.
Speaker 1: Like there was like closere ears real quick. There was
Speaker 1: like a moment when she had like this twelve minute
Speaker 1: one cut monologue or no cut monologue that like actually
Speaker 1: was some of the best acting performances performance I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: maybe the best acting performance I've seen in modern times
Speaker 1: other than everything everywhere.
Speaker 2: All at once I heard that whispering is actually worse
Speaker 2: for your throat than be screaming.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my media.
Speaker 2: I I know I'm gonna get attacked for this. I
Speaker 2: swear by the next episode I will have watched both,
Speaker 2: but I never got around to watching X, so I
Speaker 2: haven't see Pearl and Listen. When I was younger, we
Speaker 2: used to get these things before a movie started. That
Speaker 2: was like, if you sell this legally or if you
Speaker 2: record it, you will go to fucking jail. Apparently we
Speaker 2: need these things for y'all. Yeah, because why on my timeline.
Speaker 2: Granted some I did see the joke that I was like,
Speaker 2: Pearl is the joker for women, and my whole timeline
Speaker 2: has been Pearl, So maybe that says something about my brain.
Speaker 2: But why the fuck are you posting clips from a
Speaker 2: movie on TikTok Because I you're gonna make me and
Speaker 2: stop fuck attacking me. Fuck yeah, you're gonna make me
Speaker 2: slap the fuck out of you, because why are you
Speaker 2: trying to ruin my movie experience so that you can
Speaker 2: have the pride in being a part of a niche.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hate you, I'm gonna attack you. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get in so much trouble with my team, and you're
Speaker 2: gonna destroy my career because I'm gonna fuck can hit you.
Speaker 1: No, I fully know what you mean, Like, how are
Speaker 1: am I I'm actually how am I actually able to
Speaker 1: watch an entire movie on TikTok? Yeah when that just
Speaker 1: came out, Like I've seen like like four or five
Speaker 1: clips of Pearl on my time.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that movie should be more shouldn't be
Speaker 2: more accessible because yes, movie dot piff whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: dot com like all those.
Speaker 1: Sides, Oh tap the fucking sir.
Speaker 2: Not on TikTok. I'm here to see pretty girls, funny jokes,
Speaker 2: and fun makeup, not to have an experienced ruined for me.
Speaker 1: My fa me and my timeline has been all fashion recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine has been a lot of fashion.
Speaker 1: Which is weird. Watch It's I just like watching like
Speaker 1: hot girls walk. That's why I like look at the
Speaker 1: fashion videos. You know.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel really good when all these fashion
Speaker 2: accounts that are posting all the shows follow me, because
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe maybe in little ways I do get recognized,
Speaker 2: But I will watch acts. Maybe I'll watch it tonight.
Speaker 2: I keep being like, I'll watch it tonight, I watch
Speaker 2: it tonight. But I got Fortnite at home, so I
Speaker 2: just need to watch it though, if not tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: But I got invited something to Moon Night. But whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm rambling what.
Speaker 1: Like this?
Speaker 2: Wait, I'll sorry because I don't want to say it
Speaker 2: out loud, which you're welcome to coming to. But you
Speaker 2: get the vibes just based off this.
Speaker 1: Oh is it just Lisa? Yeah? They invited me to
Speaker 1: that last week.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here is my media. Luna by the Smashing Pumpkins,
Speaker 2: fell in Love Candy Claus, Eucalyptus, MF Dube, the one
Speaker 2: herold Bud song that I'm not allowed to say, but
Speaker 2: it randomly. I was in this hotel room I stayed
Speaker 2: at nine Orchard, remember it, And they have these like
Speaker 2: channels that like play automatic playlists and tell me why
Speaker 2: I was going to put this on an ig story
Speaker 2: of mine, and the exact moment I put it on,
Speaker 2: it started on the speakers and I just felt very
Speaker 2: like wow, like life is so crazy. Wish from the
Speaker 2: New Blood Orange EP. I really really liked that song
Speaker 2: and her and his track with Erica de des Casier.
Speaker 2: I can never say her name, so that's on me,
Speaker 2: I guess, And honestly, yeah, that's it. And then I
Speaker 2: watched my media that I've watched is I literally watched
Speaker 2: Little Nikki.
Speaker 1: One time. I begged every one of our friends to
Speaker 1: like watch that movie on our projector like, I literally begged.
Speaker 1: I was like, please, guys, I swear to god, it's
Speaker 1: so fucking good. It's like one of my favorite childhood
Speaker 1: movies of all time. And I fought and fought and fought,
Speaker 1: and that finally everybody was like, sure, whatever, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, will put it on. And then I fell
Speaker 1: asleep in like five minutes after it came on. But
Speaker 1: I think everybody finished it. I think everybody liked it.
Speaker 2: I might have tapped out. It only has two point three.
Speaker 1: It's a masterpiece.
Speaker 2: I well because of that, I get five stars and
Speaker 2: liked it, and I said, so good. I was looking
Speaker 2: at my reviews and I'm like, I'm the worst person
Speaker 2: ever on Letterbox, but I don't care. I literally use
Speaker 2: it to try what I want to watch. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I will watch X. I will watch Pearl because that's
Speaker 2: my twin. Like I have to go.
Speaker 1: Support my girl.
Speaker 2: That is so flattering that people think I look like
Speaker 2: her because she is gorgeous. But people just think that
Speaker 2: because I think we have like similar eyes, but no,
Speaker 2: she has blue eyes, right.
Speaker 1: Or my tripping y'all look the same. Y'all look like
Speaker 1: seventy of five percent the same, like bleach your eyebrows
Speaker 1: and like I could if you put you and her
Speaker 1: next to each other.
Speaker 2: Don't if you put very blurry photos next together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna go and poop. Thank you guys
Speaker 2: so much for tapping in. I'm so happy to be
Speaker 2: back at home, back at home base. What will you
Speaker 2: guys do when we get a new set? Will you
Speaker 2: hate us? Will you leave us?
Speaker 1: Because what if we were thinking about doing that? Let
Speaker 1: us know what you think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep us, keep us posted, but just know, at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, we will do what we
Speaker 2: want and you need to come back because guess what,
Speaker 2: our livelihood depends on it. So keep that in mind.
Speaker 2: Keep that in mind. If you care about us, if
Speaker 2: you actually fucking cared.
Speaker 1: About it, if you wanted to fucking starve.
Speaker 2: If you fucking care about our life, you eat, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Now go watch our last episode three more times.
Speaker 1: I need to pay my rent.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you,
Speaker 3: love you, love you, love you. Bye bye.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm