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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important. Let's go hit us with the science, Blake,

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Speaker 1: he was hitting us with us it's science before the

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Speaker 1: highly anticipated well we didn't hear it science? Was that

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Speaker 1: we didn't hear it? Again, we didn't. I couldn't hear it.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't he I was talking over it. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: highly anticipated give it to us science. Sorry, you gotta

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Speaker 1: shut up for a second. Alright, okay, shut up, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm shutting up science. It's science. It absolutely Anchor Mandela. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Anchor Mandela. That that is the Acre Mandela fact, because

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Speaker 1: that is not at all, not even close to how

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Speaker 1: I remember it. The delivery is so casual, and that's

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Speaker 1: the only time he says it in the movie. Um,

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Speaker 1: there's another part where he talks about like women's brains

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Speaker 1: being smaller, and he's like, it's you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's science stuff or something. Oh, is that the one

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Speaker 1: that with the delivery of like it's science, man, there's

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Speaker 1: no one that goes it's sciences because that's the impression

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Speaker 1: that everyone did for years and years. Who did it

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Speaker 1: that way. First though, who was the first person to

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Speaker 1: be like it's science and like over a nuncien because

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Speaker 1: that person is funny, the most legendary frat borrow of

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Speaker 1: all time. He took anchorman and made it his own.

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Speaker 1: And then the restless history. Yeah, it's drunk brain. It's

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Speaker 1: like synapses coming together, like I saw it. It's also

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Speaker 1: could have just been baby nuts. It might have been

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Speaker 1: Kyle's brother playing beer pong, and he was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could have been shout out to baby Newts Dustin

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Speaker 1: like uh, like somebody was just a little drunk and

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Speaker 1: was trying to remember what they were saying, and we're like,

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Speaker 1: it's sience and they were like, whoa, it's science. It

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Speaker 1: just dumped out of their mouth and everyone's like, wait

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Speaker 1: a second what He's like, it's science. I want to

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Speaker 1: be on you. So are we doing this? What was that?

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Speaker 1: I just needed to like set myself like up. I

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Speaker 1: just didn't be ready for those. No, those were the two.

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Speaker 1: Those were the two. Okay, cool? God did the twig

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Speaker 1: look at the Irish? Yeah? Yeah, that's a cool way

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Speaker 1: to end to end every sentence. Uh yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: in this fucking accident that the day of this car

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Speaker 1: almost hit me. But look at the Irish too, Look

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Speaker 1: at the at the Irish check it out, man, I

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Speaker 1: got a curly fried in my regular fries. Look at

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Speaker 1: the Irish. Lucky if you look, I got a Hamburger

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Speaker 1: patty on the top of my imagine happen. It's just

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Speaker 1: fast food orders. Just that you just said you got

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Speaker 1: a Hamburger patty on top of your hamber I ordered

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Speaker 1: six nuggets. I got seven nuggets. Look at that. You

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Speaker 1: always get one curly fry, but you never just get

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Speaker 1: like a Hamburger patty on top of your chicken sandwich

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Speaker 1: backs and you're like, wow, yeah, there's never an accidental patty.

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Speaker 1: So I ordered up pie Apple Pie I gotta make.

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Speaker 1: But can we get serious real quick? Usually let's get serious, guys,

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Speaker 1: Let's get serious real quick. Okay, okay, alright, alright, serious time?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes were sometimes you joke too much. Today I probably

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Speaker 1: won't be using the sound board. I'm gonna be doing

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Speaker 1: like fully. And then what is that supposed to be?

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Speaker 1: Blake science? Oh dude, I was thinking you want to

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Speaker 1: hear some folly that I was working on right before this.

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Speaker 1: Check this out? You ready? Okay? It yeah, chirper just

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Speaker 1: did a fake bong ripping jokes to be a bomb

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Speaker 1: RiPP It was committed. I was committed to it. Committed. Here,

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Speaker 1: I can do it. Hold on, I got it better. Here,

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Speaker 1: we got it better. Here's Blake. Where's your lighter? Sound? Adam?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to Adam? Are you okay? Damn superhead

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Speaker 1: that It just sounds like he's given bomb down. That's

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Speaker 1: a little bomb. That's a little chirpy. It's all about

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Speaker 1: hit alright, Andrews, are you participating? Oh good? Okay? I

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Speaker 1: drank the ball water now see that was a real

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Speaker 1: short hit. That was a short short hit. Can I

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Speaker 1: go again? Can to show you what I know? How

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Speaker 1: I what the bar was? Watch us look at using

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Speaker 1: a real life here yet? Why? Okay? Any other any

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Speaker 1: take back? Apologies? Another great episode of it. Bart just

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Speaker 1: got water all over my screen. Dude, just brush your teeth,

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Speaker 1: but then have some night night Joice so you could

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Speaker 1: go to bed. What's night night Joice? That ship you drink, well,

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Speaker 1: You're telling him to get addicted to sleep aid exactly

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Speaker 1: it makes sense. It's the list science makes it with

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Speaker 1: the sparkling water did on ies and that's about a

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Speaker 1: sip on that, sip on some z keuill some night

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Speaker 1: night juice. Do you call it night night juice? Just

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Speaker 1: to ease the like problems on You're like, this is yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then when I make energy drinks with soda water

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Speaker 1: to cut that taste of the energy drinks, that's my

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Speaker 1: go go juice. Guys. I like to drink a little

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Speaker 1: sippy sippy jug every night. Yeah, it's a handle of vodka. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I call it my sippy. When I do heroin, I

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Speaker 1: call it my little pokey ouchie, my poy, yeah, my

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Speaker 1: pokey potion. You guys don't suck dinky dinky for POKEOCHI

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Speaker 1: Yeah I thought we did that. Yeah, you guys, so

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Speaker 1: you're telling me you never dinky dinky for to get

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Speaker 1: money for your poky. Never put a dinky dinky in

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Speaker 1: dinky dinky and my squeezy poopsy for a little of

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Speaker 1: the pokeyoki. Yeah, my dad wasn't there a lot when

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Speaker 1: growing up overly. What happened, Well, he was out like

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Speaker 1: stucking dinky dinky POKYOCHI, Oh my gosh, what was he

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Speaker 1: doing when he wasn't doing that? Well, he was taking

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Speaker 1: dinky Dinky and his poopy poopy what wait, what we

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Speaker 1: called rocket dog receiver llow. So you are going to

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Speaker 1: food Ruckers. You just got the part of of Abe Lincoln. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because Daniel Day can't come back. Daniel Day isn't going

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Speaker 1: to do the sequel. Yeah, I'll do Abe too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're doing Lincoln. It's not called A it's called Lincoln. No,

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Speaker 1: it's Lincoln too. And then it's a it's Lincoln to

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Speaker 1: New York. Abe in the city, like in the city,

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Speaker 1: and I and I stopped in a in a food ruckers,

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Speaker 1: didn't I say? Setting the scene and it's is it

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Speaker 1: you're it's current one and you are going to a

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Speaker 1: food rights Austin powers. I was like, thought out. They

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Speaker 1: they're like wheak, nice. Yeah, they're seeing that the world

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Speaker 1: is in such turmoil and people aren't getting together, and

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Speaker 1: people together? Well said this thought out a Lincoln. This

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Speaker 1: is my pitch in the room, and they bought it

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Speaker 1: in the room. But he's already done. They're already like

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Speaker 1: they're talking about taking statues with him down. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln with a cancel, Dave Lincoln. So it's that's

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Speaker 1: even better because they bring them back because they're like,

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Speaker 1: this is our guy. And then Abe has to do

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Speaker 1: like a reckoning exactly. And the back half of back

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Speaker 1: too was him being like, fuck, yeah, I'm not perfect. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I've got the half, I've got the mole, yes, but

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Speaker 1: I can be better, I can be more, just like you.

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Speaker 1: I go to fund rug right, yeah, because I'm in

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Speaker 1: the city, because I'm Abe in the city. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So so I'm the waiter, all right, I'm the waiter. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we go, ready, roll roll sounds and Kyle, what is

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Speaker 1: it so real quick? Just what's a quick question about

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Speaker 1: my character? Who are you again? I'm the waiter? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I remember what's up? And so am

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Speaker 1: I from the South or what is? Maybe I'm from

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Speaker 1: South Carolina. Maybe I can kind of well, Abe just

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Speaker 1: he's in the city for the first time. It's Abe

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Speaker 1: in the city. It's kind of his story. But you

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Speaker 1: are out of food ruckers that just recently got the

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Speaker 1: Ostrich Burger, so you're kind of pushing the Ostrich Burger

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Speaker 1: on Abe. Okay, Okay, but do Mostly I'm asking about

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Speaker 1: I'm just waiting, like maybe that's something that um my

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Speaker 1: he just moved from South Carolina. I just moved from Chicago. Okay, alright, great,

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Speaker 1: on everything. I just want to know, am I doing

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Speaker 1: my South Carolina accent? This is how it was a

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Speaker 1: workholics like you'd be like, hey, I got a funny

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. Welcome to Food Wreckers. Uh, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you a little bit about our specials before

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Speaker 1: we get started. Do you like? H what do you like?

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what that is. Excuse me, Oh,

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Speaker 1: one of the original unions. Of course I know of

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Speaker 1: this place. Oh that's right. Oh you got a fun accent. Yes?

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Speaker 1: Where are you moving from? Illinois? The great state of Illinois.

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Speaker 1: I love it there. I love it there. I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about even they're moving to the Windy City or

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Speaker 1: about out of the big apple. Okay, Oh what is

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Speaker 1: that a worm? Okay? So, did you want burger? Actually

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Speaker 1: I'm here for it's an Ostrich burger. Let me stop you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want a fucking Ostrich burger. I want a

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Speaker 1: most I want a malt. Okay, sorry, didn't ge whiz

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Speaker 1: throwing so much too at me? I guess I'm in

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Speaker 1: the big city. Now that's just part of the pudding

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Speaker 1: pop that I must suckle a pound? Yeah, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: and let me go get your malt. Now? Is that

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Speaker 1: chocolate vanillia strawberry or banana? Or is it pistachio? Did

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Speaker 1: you want chocolate? Squirrel? We have caramel? What else we got?

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Speaker 1: We got oreo? Like rubar? Please? Far my favorite growing

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Speaker 1: up on the farm as a youth in Illinois. That

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Speaker 1: was my favorite snack. Or mulberry okay? Now these like

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Speaker 1: these seem to be like a little bit like old

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Speaker 1: Tommy um sort of. Did they even have mulberries anymore?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Every night I cry myself to sleep

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Speaker 1: wondering the same thing. Where have the mulberries gone? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It seems like you have some mulberry abandoned? My boy,

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Speaker 1: it seems like you have some mulberry in the side

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Speaker 1: of your head. What sir, you have an open wound

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Speaker 1: on the side of your skull. It looks like there's

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Speaker 1: the mulberry juice is flowing out. What is that? I'm

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Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln. That's all right. That was good that they

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Speaker 1: were just getting going. But okay, well we're straight a

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Speaker 1: I feel both made in this Amazon style and uh

416
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: and this is just how they make babies. But this

417
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: is their baby making position. The thought of something just

418
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: being like, honey, let me get into our baby making

419
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: position real quick, then putting his legs over his shoulders

420
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: on back and then pushing his boner backwards, so people

421
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: can predetermine their child's like demeanor based on how they screw. Yeah,

422
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: that's cool. That's what we're hypothesizing right now. Absolutely. Yeah,

423
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: it's science. The fact that you can really lean into it,

424
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: science tells me it's good. Yeah it is, babe, I

425
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: will get that a hell yeah. What do we think,

426
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: Steve Auston? What do you think? How do you think

427
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: his parents did it? His mom stunner his dad's dick. Okay,

428
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: she definitely stunned, I asked, you answered, well, said, yeah,

429
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: but that means that it was just because the stunner

430
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: is where you basically like hold over your shoulder and

431
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 1: then fall on your apply. It was like holding his

432
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: dick on the shoulder. No, no, no, no, It's more

433
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: like the mom was like kind of like holding the

434
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: dad by the neck, and he was like kind of

435
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: holding her in a sitting position, so it's like just

436
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: stunning her own to his donker. So it's like a

437
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: fall down doggie style ending up in Yes, is this

438
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: all wrestlers like it was Razor Ramon conceived by the

439
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: razor's edge? Yeah? I feel like yeah, I feel like

440
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: they all have to do their finishing blow also we're

441
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: talking about career choices as a taxa Jim Duggan's mom

442
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: due to her death. Four The under Football takedown Jake

443
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: the Snake Jack Nick was actually my father. I was

444
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: born in the Vipers. My name is Rob. Tom Likeas

445
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: is kind of a dinosaur of radio past. He was

446
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: super super chauvinist, like in the time when Howard Stern

447
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: was killing it and Tomlikas, I just remember he was

448
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: so brutally mean to women. But it and that. I

449
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: was like, this guy must be fucking the like hottest,

450
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: richest bro on planet Earth to just get away with

451
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: this ship. And then I looked him up on the internet.

452
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: He looks like a fucking dork, like a total lump.

453
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: But then you're like, oh, this checks out. It makes sense.

454
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: It's never like a hot, cool guy that is horribly chauvinistic.

455
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: It's always just like the troll that lives in their

456
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: parents basement that is the meanest personal life. Tom Lias

457
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: was like a holy fuck, what am I listening to?

458
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: He was so mean. I remember one of like his tips,

459
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: like he would give he would like give guys tips

460
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: and one oh one and you would call him, and

461
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: you call him dad. Yes, it was so weird. Yes,

462
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: he was fucking weird dude, because he's like, if you

463
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: didn't have a dad to teach you how to behave,

464
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: like a lot of you pussy whipped bitches, do I'll

465
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: be your dad. You guys have to listen to him.

466
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: He was so flagrant, I'll do an impression all day.

467
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh there's is the next but he would be like, okay,

468
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: so what you do is you get your a t

469
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Speaker 1: M receipt when you have the most money in your

470
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: bank account, and you give your number on the back

471
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: of that receipt to some bitch, to a dumb, unsuspecting bitch.

472
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: He would say, hang out into a t M and

473
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: like wait for a receipt that had like twenty or

474
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: thirty grand in it, and then like oh somebody else

475
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: and carry that around and then watch how these miserable

476
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: bitches we'll call you the next day when they think

477
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: you're rich, and then you fuck them and then you

478
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: leave and then you win. And this was on public radio, right,

479
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: This was on the radio. This was on public radio.

480
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: Just scrubbing radio tuning through you catch this fucking asshole.

481
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Women would call up and like you gotta give to

482
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: the guy. He had like a gifted gap, right, that's

483
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: a skill, that's a talent. But women would call me like, Tom,

484
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: you're so fucking sad. You're obviously never getting laid. Excuse

485
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: excuse me? How ugly are you? You? Fat fitch? What's

486
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: your hype weight? You know, like like, oh, he's a whale.

487
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: But he'd be like, doesn't matter, I'm ready. Yes, he's

488
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: so gross. Here's the best thing about the whole story.

489
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: The way this king was dethroned was like he was

490
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: walking out of some club in like Canada or the Midwest,

491
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: and the dude just like hit him with a bat

492
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, I'm out. That was like really, yeah,

493
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: he just got a tack. He got beat up. I

494
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: remember hearing why because because he like made fun of

495
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: this guy's girl, or he this guy just decided to

496
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: assault of a fat old man or no, he knew

497
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: who he was attacking. It was just like he was

498
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't know, maybe it was a bit

499
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: of karma. The guy was like enough, like Latino women,

500
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: line them up, I want to snort them all like

501
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: a line of cocaine. He was weird. He was the

502
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: worst guy to get advice. It rolls a little easy

503
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: off ursus tongue. I don't know if you're doing it,

504
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: if these are quotes or if you're if you're just

505
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: channeling it like sniff and Beaver. That's how I roll.

506
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: That's how I wrote. Dirt was raised by Tom. I

507
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: hear you got ship, but like, honestly the things he said,

508
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: Oh God, look where I liked. If you see a

509
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: woman in a pool, she did her not have a

510
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: top on it? If she does, you kick her the

511
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: funk out. Gosh, what a we it's a drool party.

512
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: That a pool party. Just if we could clear the

513
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: air with Kyle's confusion though Species was a movie, But

514
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: the movie Kyle was talking about with Adrian Brodie where

515
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: he fox an alien is called Swic. I love that movie.

516
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: That was totally my bad. I wrote it down to

517
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: apologize later. I know better than that, I really do.

518
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: Splice is a wild ass movie you must watch. But

519
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: Drendrend the thing that the dude fox arguably hotter than

520
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: any human woman. But was that his motivation in the

521
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: movie or was he like just so enamored with this beast.

522
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: He's a new thing that he built. It's not the

523
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: movie species though it is we're speaking of but it

524
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: is a species. It is a species, right, you can

525
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: you can still say that that's a new species. That's

526
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: where I got sucked up. Absolutely. I think he was

527
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: just trying to you think, so you have to watch

528
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: the movie. It evolves into that. I don't want to

529
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: spoil it, but we did by saying, right, there's spoilers,

530
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: sorry about so. And weirdly, the like the fish movie,

531
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: the what was it, lad Secret of Water or yeah, whatever,

532
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: one best picture that year, it is like the same

533
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: thing in the water right, No, no, it's called a

534
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: story of water. The shape of water, the shape of water,

535
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: shape of water, the shape of the sound of the water. Daughter.

536
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: And it turned out guess what the shape of water was?

537
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: What was the water was shaped like a dick dog spoiler,

538
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, wait a second, is that water shaped like

539
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: a dick? Swing? You know? The best video ever online

540
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: is where the cop is frisking that guy and he's like,

541
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: okay when he got right here and he like jiggles

542
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: dick and he's like it's like alright, yeah, that's my dick. Alright,

543
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: moving on. You know that happened to me I was

544
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: when I was on tour. Somebody grab your John Hamm.

545
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: Have we heard this on the pop? I know, I

546
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 1: think you guys have heard this story. I don't think

547
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: we've told this on the pod. But I was wearing

548
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: like tight pants and my dick was flapped to the

549
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: side and you could just make it out and you

550
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: could just see my dick. I was having a good

551
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: showing a good dick day. I'm sorry, what your rocket dog?

552
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: My rocket dog? Yes, yes, just and uh they were

553
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: like it read that there was something in my pocket.

554
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: And I turned my and like, no, I don't have

555
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: anything in my pockets, and I like, I like to

556
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: turn my pockets inside out and the guy's like okay,

557
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: and there's white woman goes, no, no, what is that?

558
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: What is that? There's something in your pocket right there?

559
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: And I go, ma'am, that's my rocket dog. Listen. And

560
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: then this black woman who was right next to work lass,

561
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: who was also uh worked at the what do they

562
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: call them, worked at the TSC t S A, yeah,

563
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 1: t s A lost her fucking mind, was like, oh ship,

564
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: you never seen one like that? Huh? Like uh? And

565
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: then I never felt better in my entire life, even

566
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: though I have a very medium sized dick. Just having

567
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: this black woman compliment on the outline of my dick

568
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: made me feel really good. You turned your pockets inside

569
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: out and pulled your dick through your pocket hole. No,

570
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: I'm no, I turned can you? Yeah? That's what? Can

571
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: you do that? For the science? No, it looked like

572
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: I had something stuffed in my pants because my my

573
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: jeans were too tight. What happened was I was on tour.

574
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: I think, uh my ask grew so then therefore made

575
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: the thighs and ask region cling onto uh my dick

576
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: and asked and pushed your balls forward. Yeah, yeah, you

577
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: know how it goes. And I shouldn't have put the

578
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: pants in the dryer, you know, shrunk? Yeah, science, you know, dude,

579
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: you're becoming your dad. That's up there with you get

580
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: your hard. Should we take just a moment to talk

581
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: about Donald Sutherland? I don't. Yeah, I really much there.

582
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you're serious. I think that's enough of a moment.

583
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: We just gave it to him. Yeah sick. Wow, you

584
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: millennials zero appreciation. Tune into dress Old Man podcast. Wait,

585
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 1: what's the okay, I'll take a moment. What's the movie

586
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: that Donald and his kid are in Donald and Kiefer.

587
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: Aren't they in a movie together? Isn't it like a

588
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: Time to Kill? Aren't they in that movie at the

589
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: same time? Well, I don't know, but Donald Sutherland in Backdraft,

590
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: Donald on Sucking Rocks. Dude Without Limits is a movie

591
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: about Steve Prefontaine. I highly recommend it. Yeah, dust that

592
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: off if you can find it on VHS, DVD, Blu ray. Yeah,

593
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: I mean mash fucking mash flutes. Guys, what aation to

594
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: the Body Snatchers clue? Is him and Jane fond are

595
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: getting freaky freaking how's our target demo feeling right now?

596
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: Demos like let's go dig Animal House? When he shows

597
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,479
Speaker 1: his butt, he's a Professor's fucking good there is? Yeah,

598
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: he was. He did play a cool, creepy uh professor

599
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 1: in Animal House. Yeah, I know he definitely looks cool

600
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: in photos. But yeah, I don't know his work too much.

601
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: I bet, I bet he's awesome. I bet he's off.

602
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: He's so good. He's great. He's father of Keefer and

603
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: Keefer Rocks too, That's what I'm saying. He's also eight

604
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: five years old, Yes, that's old, as he passed away

605
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 1: didn't he No, no, no no, no, he's on a show

606
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 1: right now. I think no, he's still crushing it. Oh

607
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: my gosh, he looks cooler than ever. He looks like

608
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: a regal, like an old Siberian tiger. Okay, can you

609
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: guys give me a minute. We don't have video, but

610
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: I'm taking a trip to Sutherland down south, bro like

611
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: Iron narrow Man. Good for you, Good everybody, Good morning, everybody,

612
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: this am. We're talking about Donald Sutherland and his son Hot.

613
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: If you guys want to chime into our Instagram and

614
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: vote who do you think is the hottest Sutherland? Donald

615
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: Sutherland Hot or not? Something about being away from your

616
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: house and away from your regular routine that you're just like,

617
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: who cares, I'm a naughty boy, love me gobble, Yeah, dude,

618
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: it's the worst. And then once it like fucking pops

619
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: out with me, like it's just like all of a sudden,

620
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: there's hell of more space, dude, Like it just feels

621
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: very quick, but not in your pants. My belly, my

622
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: winger is your rowing machine. Just like where you put

623
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: bags are fast food. When you're done with them, it's

624
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: like for holding Yeah exactly. It's like I used it

625
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: like I used it for like like maybe four or

626
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: five six times, and then I'm like, no, I'm not

627
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: this same for me. I'm gonna hang wet clothes on

628
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: this now. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's it's funked up, but

629
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm fighting back. Is that row machine close by? Can

630
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: you show us that row machine? It's in the other room,

631
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: behind a corner. It's it's at good will. I sold

632
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: it out here. I needed extra casuld lie to us

633
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: for no reason. A few months ago, I was like, yeah, no, definitely,

634
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: I'm working out. I've got a row machine. I went

635
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: at it. I went at it with a pure heart.

636
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: But then, like you do these fourteen day quarantine and

637
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: it's like, now your heart's snapped here at all, it's

638
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: filled with grease. Yeah, it's just exactly, dude. It's I

639
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: want everybody to approach your workouts with a pure heart.

640
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: It's so important to approach your I'm looking behind you.

641
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: Did you hide the ocumus? Were you like this? I've

642
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: had I can't. It's taken over my life. The oculus

643
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: is right back there. I use it every once in

644
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: a while. I actually played ping pong on it. And

645
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: is that a bottle of lotion next to the oculus.

646
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: What's up? What are those beads? And what is that

647
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: lotion near the oculus? Those? Uh? Nothing? Hey, and we're

648
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: being serious now, Yeah, that's those long Uh they look

649
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: like those pincers that you used to pick things up

650
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: when like you can't reach it. What are those that's

651
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: a deep fake? Oh, those are my deep fake and

652
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: those are my deep fake beads, deep fake anal beads. Yeah,

653
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: those are my deep fake beads. Is a goof. I

654
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: just can't turn it off. I can't turn off the

655
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: visual effects once it starts. Funny that you guys saw that.

656
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: It was very funny, very fun funny that we saw it.

657
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: And the lotion, the lotion is totally computer generated. Crazy.

658
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: That is c g I lotion back there, and it

659
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: looks so real. Yeah, it looks real. That's it's so crazy.

660
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: You can probably scored a little war if there. It's hosing.

661
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: It's it's hosing your face at the Marvel team over there. Yeah. Yeah.

662
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: The date of the art baby, when I had my

663
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: accident when I was a kid. The main street movies,

664
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: the the like local non chain video rental place that

665
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: sounds like the place that you grew up by dirs

666
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: uh similar sort of rental house. They gave me as

667
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: many movies as I could rent for as long as

668
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: I wanted, and they canceled that after like three years,

669
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: after I like rented like five thousand movies and three

670
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: years they're like you're walking and bitch, yeah, I see

671
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: you walking in here, but no, I mean yeah, no,

672
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: there's something special about it for sure. And also like

673
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: what was cool that wasn't blockbuster but like the local

674
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: rental house, they had like a little curtain section that

675
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 1: like you would act like as a kid, you'd act

676
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: like you're lost and well, what's what's back here? And

677
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: then the person would have to be like, hey, you can't.

678
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: You're you're thirteen years old, you cannot be and you're like, well, sorry, sir,

679
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: you cannot have your hand down your pants in that section.

680
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: Uh sir, Hey, young boy, you can't be jerking off this.

681
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: Put it away and get out of there. And that

682
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: was great about being a kid, as you could always

683
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: like act like you don't know what you're doing. You're like,

684
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, this is jerking off. I don't even

685
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: know what that means. I'm confused. I have such a

686
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: distinct memory of my my little little brother accidentally walking

687
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: into that room and then I was like, what you

688
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: see in there? And he's like, there's some movie where

689
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: like worms were coming out of a girl's butt, Like what,

690
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm right, yeah, first sure, but but also he doesn't

691
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: he didn't clock that it was penises. He was very young.

692
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: When you're super young and you see all that stuff

693
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: in the porno magazine over there for the first time,

694
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: you're kind of like, why is it like that worms?

695
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: That is something funny? Though, Like in like your local area,

696
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: there's always that one person that is always out walking

697
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: that all the neighborhood kids call like a specific name.

698
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: Kyle was that guy growing was still that guy in

699
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: his neighbor there's a smoking child. Yeah, if my son

700
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 1: is wearing too tight of pants and you could see

701
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: the perfect outline of his red rocket, I'm sending him,

702
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm sending him back upstairs and go back upstairs. I

703
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,959
Speaker 1: could see your outline, brother, So your goddamn rocket dog.

704
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: That's like those Halloween costumes, like those adults, like Spider

705
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: Man's or whatever, Like they show the outline of your penis.

706
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: So hard, I'm not hard? Was the was the wrong words?

707
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: Those are four children though, right? Like, no, do they

708
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: come in adult sizes as well? But those are just

709
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: for fat kids, right? No, dude, it's for adults, like

710
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: an adult Spider Man costume. Your dick is going to

711
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: be the outline. Well, I think they're assuming if you're

712
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: an adult and you wear that Spider Man costume, you

713
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: don't have a dick? Your dick list? Dude? What do

714
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: you mean you don't have what do you see it

715
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: in a costume? Just because you're wearing a costume? What,

716
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: I can't be Spider Man not if you have currently

717
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: have a penus? What's up with that? That's what I

718
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: think that that's what they're saying. Man, Yeah, a little

719
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: spider bite my favorite type of fries or the crinkle cut,

720
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking of like the bag that my mom

721
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: would buy and shed fry them herself. The Oreta. How

722
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: do you pronounce that? One? Thought A write a two tight?

723
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: It's a great name. And I think she probably just

724
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: used too much oil. I bet she was just like

725
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 1: not measuring ship and it was just like bucket tons

726
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: of oil on it and it was just like mad

727
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: crispy and delicious. Big shout out to Penny Divine or

728
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: Penny Cobb. Also, Penny Cobb. Is that not the cutest

729
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: name you've ever heard in your life? Penny Cobb, that's cute,

730
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: she's your mob, very cute, very cute. I's trying to funk.

731
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm just that's cute. I want a pet her, like

732
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: a puppy. Blake. Blake painted that picture for us with

733
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: a swing. And this is not an offensive thing. Um sure,

734
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: I think I think Penny is a super cute name, right,

735
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: Cob Cob? No, okay, double b what's wrong? Cob is

736
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 1: not a cute name, right, Cob Cob. What's a cute

737
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 1: last name? What's a last name? Featherstone? So Penny Featherstone name.

738
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If a girl walked in whatever her first

739
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: name is, if her last name is Featherstone, she's got

740
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: rocket dogs hot hot hot to Penny Heatherstone. Well, that's sexual,

741
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: Penny Cobb. That's not a sexual name. That's like a

742
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: that's garbage, pussy Featherstone. And you're still like she's an angel. Yeah, admittedly, yeah,

743
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: I get that. I think it's you asked, well, that's

744
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: not cute Featherstone. But Featherstone itself is cute. Oh my

745
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: favorite French frid It's not a cute last name. Featherstone

746
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: isn't a cute last name. No, Featherstone is cute. The

747
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: problem is, as you went from cute to rocket dogs

748
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: to great fucking yeah to fucking like we're talking about you,

749
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: you were just like fucking straight up cute is porno cute? Science?

750
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: Hut is you were equating those two. I'm saying that

751
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: seems like somebody walks and you're like, whoa, that's a cute. Well, yes,

752
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:14,240
Speaker 1: I guess like Penelope, what was your last name? Featherstone,

753
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's yeah. You're like miss Muffett sat on

754
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: the top. It's cute. Hey, Andrew Dace Rover took over

755
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: Blank's smoking a cigarette wrapped around his head. Hey, look

756
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: at the irish to you. Can we just go to

757
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: the origin story to use the parlance of where you

758
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 1: have come up with the concept that adult Spider Man

759
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: costumes show your dick off too much like from science.

760
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: We all know it's science, but is this from like

761
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: your last Halloween? Have you been googling ship and you're

762
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: looking for the right one that doesn't show your rocket dog. Yeah,

763
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: well sometimes you know, like the characters that I would

764
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: like to be, like, say, you know, like Freezer from

765
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: Dragon ball Z, Like for what Halloween? Halloween? Man, I'm

766
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: not just dressing up, you know, I don't know, Like

767
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: we haven't seen you in a goddamn year. We don't

768
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: see you anymore. We're just talking about in life. You

769
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: never mentioned Halloween. You're just talking about the characters you

770
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: would like to be. I'm talking. I'm talking about Halloween.

771
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: I can totally picture you walking around the crib in

772
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: a costume, just like kicking air and just being like, yeah,

773
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: this is this is the character I am today. I

774
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: thought I heard a noise in the house, just a

775
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 1: silly string in your house, just shooting it from your wrist.

776
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: The real, the real question here is like what's up

777
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: with the why don't you just wear underwear underneath? They're like,

778
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: tucks it up? What's the deal? That is the real question.

779
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: Why aren't you wearing underwear underneath your Spider Man costumes?

780
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: Science Halloween? Around kids? Just like, uh, is it around kids?

781
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: Or is this like a sexual thing you do with

782
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: your lady? Thank you? I don't know, this is the

783
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: thing to really be to answer your question, like, maybe

784
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I would have to wear several underwears because I have

785
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: a very difine dickhead. What is it? What does that mean?

786
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: Several underweards? What does that mean? Talk to me? I

787
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: love this, This is great. So you're working with a

788
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: total knob. Was what's going on? Just have a door handle? Yeah,

789
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: you have a ball at the end of a rod.

790
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: It's just you can tell. You can tell. Yeah, it's

791
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: like it. You know, it looks like a mushroom. I

792
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: love I love it. You can tell. I think that

793
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: person over there is a man. I think he has

794
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: a dickhead. He's got a ridge. You can tell I'm circumcised.

795
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: Does that make sense right? Well, then who cares? Man?

796
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: I guess you you had that dope. Do just flawn it, man,

797
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: you know, don't be worried about it. Don't not be

798
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: Spider Man, since you want to be Spider Man. By

799
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: the way, if you flip it straight up, you don't

800
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: see like the head necessarily right you tuck it in

801
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: your in the underwear, it doesn't. It doesn't check out. Guys. Also,

802
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: then you're gonna have to be a boner all the

803
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: time to tuck it up like that, right, I mean

804
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: not if you rock your underwear a little lower. Oh,

805
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: you just like strangle the little bit. Yeah, but this

806
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: is all Halloween, you know, so like it's just things.

807
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: Things go out the window. Yeah, that's true. And Spider

808
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: Man said that Blake's worried about his ridge. Yeah. I

809
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: like that. You're talking We're in March and you're talking

810
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: about Halloween. Yeah. Bro, it's never too early to come

811
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: up with you don't know, we should be talking about shamrocks. Like,

812
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: You're like, it's never too early. And you're going with

813
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: just the standard Spider Man costume. Well, I gotta figure

814
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 1: out a way I can wear this thing without being

815
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: a sex offender. And they invited us over and we're like, okay,

816
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: we go over there and these guys are just pounding

817
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: tequila and it was a couple of weeks ago, and

818
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, uh, yeah, I guess it's tequila clock.

819
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: And I just started hammering tequila and get really drunk

820
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: and like come back to the house. I did, Like

821
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: I slept on the couch. Chloe like made me come

822
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: to the bed at like five o'clock in the morning

823
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: and then the next day, I'm like, how did I

824
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: get so drunk? Like I got so fucking drunk, And

825
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: normally I don't get like normally I remember, you know,

826
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: like even when I'm drinking, I'm usually I usually not

827
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: black out drunk. And I'm like, I know, I took

828
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: a lot of tequila shots, but I feel, uh, I

829
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: feel like I should have. I shouldn't have blacked out

830
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: in the word that I did. And you're concerned, And

831
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: that was a couple of weeks ago, and I've been like,

832
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: I bought them a bottle of a really nice bottle

833
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: of tequila because I'm like, I feel like we stayed

834
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: there too late, Like was I being weird and clothes like, no,

835
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: you were being fine, Like it was totally fine. I don't.

836
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: You're having a case of like the Sunday scaries or

837
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: whatever the kids call it, uh, and like they, yeah,

838
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: what the funk is that? You know? They say Sunday

839
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: scaries is like the feeling of you funked up over

840
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: the weekend, like you got too funked up and you

841
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: said something or did something. It's also the anxiety of

842
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: going back to work and the anxiety. Yeah, and so

843
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: I was like our anxious and weird and clothes like

844
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 1: you were fine. And then I saw the dude last

845
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: week and he was like, dude, last week, it got

846
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: pretty fucking out of control. And I think he's like

847
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 1: going like, yo, man, you got really drunk at my house.

848
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm like yeah, and like again, I'm

849
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. I don't know, you know, I

850
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: would like to come back over some time, like, and

851
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: he was like talking to his other friend and he

852
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: was also there that night and was like, yeah, I

853
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: can't believe he busted out the acid. Who did you did?

854
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: Not his you know, the other guy, Okay, yeah, And

855
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm like ha ha ha what. He was like, yeah,

856
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: I mean that was a real turn of events at

857
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: like eleven o'clock at night. And I'm like, say what now?

858
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 1: And they were like we did acid and I'm like

859
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: I didn't. I've never done acid, and he goes, you

860
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: sure as hell did the other night we all took

861
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: acid together. So I just took acid and he goes,

862
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: I busted it out, thinking that no one was going

863
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: to do anny, and you grabbed it out of my

864
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: hand and fucking plopped it in your mouth, Like wait

865
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: a second, I think I knew one person that had

866
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: a pool. There's not really any pools in my town really,

867
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: maybe there's like there's like ten maybe out of residents.

868
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: Is that why you chose the sport of swimming because

869
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: you saw it as like an uphill mountain. You're like,

870
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to do the sport no other kid can do,

871
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be the best. A. Uh yeah, Blake, Yeah,

872
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: what made you choose to be an elite level swimmer? Yeah?

873
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: What's yea? What's how did this? Let's unpack that. I

874
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: think it might be. I think it's that time. Um hey,

875
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: and if you're tuning in, it's that time. Oh my god.

876
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: Pool top. It's literally worse. It's worse than um, it's

877
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: worse than you think. Basically, my brothers swam and my

878
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: parents were like, well, we're just gonna drop you off

879
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: to the It's also a cheap activity. You don't have

880
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: to buy ship. Yeah, but it's it's not I wouldn't

881
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: say it's cheap because yes, all you need is like

882
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: a speed on some goggles, but like you gotta pay

883
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: for the pool time kind of thing, so it's not

884
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: super cheap. But yeah, so there's like a big pool

885
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: in a little pool at the high school where we

886
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: had the club team. It's like as expensive as gymnastics. Sorry, yeah,

887
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 1: I don't know. Everyone listening, is it as expensive as gymnastics?

888
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: Cheaper or more expensive? I would imagine it's about the

889
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: same as gymnastics if I was, what are you talking about?

890
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? You don't know what

891
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: are you? Conceptually, it's like the same my favorite cut

892
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: of fry, and this is gonna kind of rock the

893
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: boat a little bit. I'm sorry, Oh ship, get them

894
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: always does, and I'm being serious, Get them dog here

895
00:53:53,920 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: this wedding Blake Tater taught. Not French fries, though, get them.

896
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: You know what, it's a technicality. I'm sort of with you, Adam,

897
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: but I am kind of in the realm of like, yeah,

898
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: that's a hash brown? Is a fucking hash brown a

899
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: French fry? Talk? I like, where a hash brown a

900
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: French fry? That's the question. Is a hash brown a

901
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: French fry? You just told me about a tiny hash brown,

902
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: not a fucking French fry. That's true. You just told

903
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: us about a nugget of hash brown that you consider

904
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: a French fry. Yeah, and I'm asking if that's a

905
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: French fry, then is a hash brown a French fry?

906
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: Blake kill yourself, Yeah, Blake, I'm just wondering, where do

907
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 1: you draw the line? Dog, Kyle, we're drawing it. I know.

908
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: I want to put your dick away. Stand down, soldier.

909
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk so so Tato Todd does not count. Okay,

910
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: Tater Todd doesn't count. Okay, then I'm gonna maybe not

911
00:54:54,920 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: my rock. The boat a game, good potato skin. Let

912
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: me gass you up, like gassing you up. Hit us

913
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: with it. Chris cut fries, waffle fries. Christ good. The

914
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: boat without rocks the boat, that's good. I'm with you.

915
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: I don't think that rocks the boat. I think that's

916
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: well within the boat. We all just agreed with that. Yeah,

917
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: the boat seems pretty fine. The boat was fine. It

918
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: moved it in a yeah, it shook it up. It

919
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: was it didn't shake it up. Personally, I liked a

920
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: little bit of boat rocking. It keeps me, you know,

921
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: moving and balancing. I like it. No boat rocking would

922
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: be like celery and we're like, what the funk are

923
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: you talking about? And You're like Celery, what are you

924
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: doing to the boat? Stop rocking ID like, Celery, and

925
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: You're like, that's not French fry and you're like, yeah, yeah,

926
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: but it's it's the same size like it could be.

927
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: It's like the same that would be rocking the boat

928
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: like dehydrated peace. Copy you. There was no rocking over

929
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: the boat. Copy you. Now we're just saying, hey, thank you,

930
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: I understood, asking an answered. I remember the first, like,

931
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: my mom was getting something at a grocery store and

932
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: they it was right by like where I had to

933
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: stand next to my mom by the checkout. There was

934
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: like porno magazines and they were like down low by me.

935
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: I just grabbed one and opened one up, not even thinking.

936
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm just looking at a magazine and I

937
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: just saw some big old wambos and and my heart stopped. Dude,

938
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: my heart stopped. Oh damn. Now I'm remembering the first

939
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: time I've seen a porno magazine. Yeah, I was like,

940
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 1: it's like it stopped my heart. I like put it

941
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,479
Speaker 1: back right away, and I was petrified that my mom

942
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: saw me look at it. But then for the rest

943
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: of time that we lived by this store, I would

944
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,919
Speaker 1: always be like Hey, you want to stop it in

945
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: this guys station, we can always just swing by that

946
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: weird wild stuff. You just give that one a go.

947
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: That one's pretty cool. That one's pretty cool, and we

948
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: could definitely. I believe they have your diet PEPSI I

949
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: that one though. I have a distinct memory of getting

950
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 1: I think it's called TV week back in the day

951
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: where it was like the TV listings for the week

952
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: and you could kind of like scout out what was

953
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: going to be on TV, and there was like a

954
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: corner page ad for like HBO Trial or whatever, and

955
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: there was a woman in like a nighty with like

956
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: the shoulders trap, the shoulders trap kind of going off

957
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: her shoulder, and you could see like a little bit

958
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: of the curve out of the titty, and I remember

959
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: being like, holy shit, Like, yeah, do you remember Silk

960
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: Stockings that was on us? I mean I had a

961
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: I had a black and white television that I got

962
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: at a garage sale for like a dollar that my

963
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: mom let me put in my room when I was

964
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: like a little kid, and I was like, so I

965
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: could watch basketball, No, so I could watch Silk Stockings.

966
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: Because I was convinced every time that they were going

967
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: to show nudity. I was like, they have to, they

968
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: have to take this week, they have to, but they

969
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: just kept showing stop and teasing. They kept showing those

970
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: silk stalking which did it for me. Yeah, that's why

971
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: we all have weird stalking fetishes. Was that a USA

972
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: original or was that a showtime that re ran? I

973
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: think it was us. Thank you for that, Thank you, goddamn.

974
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: I was so stoked to hear it. What do you

975
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: guys feel about a Game Over Man super cut? Because

976
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: we left a lot on the on the floor. Dude,

977
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: there there's a there's definitely the director's cut. It was

978
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: like two hours and twenty minutes or something like that,

979
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: and the thing ended up being one hour and thirty

980
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: one hour and forty minutes. Should we reveal uh, something

981
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: that completely got buried in the that just got lifted out. Well,

982
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: there's so much an audience. We want you to hang around.

983
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: We're about to reveal a secret from Game Over Man.

984
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: Tune in right after these messages. Alright, we're back from

985
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: commercial or back where's the song to like play yourself

986
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: out that's how you go out, and we'll be back

987
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 1: after these messages. Yeah, thats all right, that's a hard cut. Yeah,

988
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,919
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I was just gonna say, like, one

989
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: of the things that got lifted out of the movie

990
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: is that Blake this is a huge reveal. There is

991
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: a huge reveal by Blake's character and my character our brothers. Yes, right,

992
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: the whole dynamic. There's a whole backstory where like you

993
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: meet our parents in the beginning, you meet our parents

994
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: at the end, Well, everybody's parents. We have this whole

995
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: sibling rivalry that we lifted out. Wow, you meet everybody's

996
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: parents in the movie. In when we shot it, it it

997
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: was you meet everybody, Well you meet a grandma. You

998
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: don't meet Alex's you meet grandma, but then at the

999
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: end you meet Alex's real parents. Oh yeah, you do.

1000
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: All that ship that was out, All the story that

1001
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: was outside of the building, like the parents coming to

1002
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: see what's going on with their kids, was gone. Without

1003
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: using names. Can we tell the best fucking story about

1004
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: how we weren't able to get a specific actor into

1005
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: Canada to play Adams on screen? Father? Well, you could

1006
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: say names. You just have to say allegedly before or

1007
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: after or during or in another podcast. That's true. I

1008
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: think we could just leave the name out because I

1009
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: also I also don't want to like dash anyone's hopes

1010
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: about their favorite actor was Tomlis true, it was Tomlias

1011
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: is my father, allegedly, allegedly allegedly, So yeah, we had

1012
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff we lifted out, including like Adam's

1013
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: parents storyline, which is that they abandoned him to live

1014
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: with his grandma so that they could go, um be

1015
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: porno actors and producers in Vegas. Seems like a dream.

1016
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: And he was raised in Los Angeles. And then when

1017
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: we like got famous and rich at the end of

1018
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: the movie, like we were on TV because of the

1019
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,919
Speaker 1: whole hotel takeover, they showed up at the very end

1020
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: and it was Air Force Amy and this other fine actor. Um, oh,

1021
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: you guys need to me that's so okay. Then I

1022
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: guess you know what one of his name. But we

1023
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: tried one tried to get. We tried to get this

1024
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: porno star who everyone knows into Canada to play everyone knows,

1025
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: everyone knows him. You love him, you love his work.

1026
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: He's arguably the best actor. You love his cock. He's

1027
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 1: got great lines, beautiful helmet. Wouldn't you say Blake as

1028
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: a as a helmet guy. His ridge is very vascular

1029
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: and he's got amazing um Bill Murray impression. If you've

1030
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 1: ever seen The Ghostbusters and now you've given it up, okay, yeah,

1031
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: well there you have it. If you've watched this ain't Ghostbusters.

1032
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: There's we'll talk to on all of Hollywood, but leave

1033
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: a porn star's name out of the equation. Exactly who

1034
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: am I talking on thee the ros? Hold up, Hold

1035
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: upld hold up your golden God. Here tell me. There's

1036
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: no difference between me being like, oh, yeah, I don't

1037
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: like watching the Rock workout on Instagram and then me

1038
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 1: being like, well, this guy was almost convicted of murdering

1039
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: couldn't get into Canada, so I'm not I'm going to

1040
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: leave his name out. Yeah, but then you get, you

1041
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 1: get so close. It's made me do that face of

1042
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: the dude on the Bulls documentary. No, dude, it's alright,

1043
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 1: gas your boy up, your boy up, cast him up.

1044
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: By the way, he is way more. I'm way more

1045
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: of a fan of him than the Rock. Here we go.

1046
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: Here's the truth. That's it. Here's the truth. Anyway, we

1047
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: couldn't get because he there was like he I don't

1048
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: know what the real details, but allegedly he was wanted

1049
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: for murderer, not wanted. He was acquitted. He was acquitted.

1050
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: So you were drunk enough that you would do acid?

1051
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: Because do you think you would? Do you think you

1052
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: would have ever done done acid before this? I don't think.

1053
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,479
Speaker 1: I think I probably, I mean maybe, but it would

1054
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: have been like we're doing acids. So drunk were you

1055
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: that you were like, it's not going to be a

1056
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: drunk decision, which evidently it was, and then I think

1057
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: that compounded with how drunk I was, and then it

1058
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: just like blacked out most of the night from I mean, honestly, Adam,

1059
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: I had a similar like I think I have also

1060
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: done acid. When we were in Vancouver, remember did remember?

1061
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: We were like kicking it at like Seth Rogan's like apartment,

1062
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: and there was the homie there that was like, yeah,

1063
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: I've got acid, It's all good. And I had reached

1064
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: the point where I was drunken before I'm like, yeah it,

1065
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: I'll do it this time. And then we like went

1066
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: out to those clubs and ship and it was just

1067
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,479
Speaker 1: you were talking to Seth's dog for a while. Wait

1068
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: were you talking? I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna

1069
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: name names. Were you talking about that that director dude

1070
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: there was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Remember he was

1071
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: like a psychedelic bro. He was like, like, when you're

1072
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: going into that world, you really want somebody who acts

1073
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: like they've been there several times in your life. He's

1074
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: from from the tech world, right, yeah yeah, and then yeah, yeah,

1075
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: I felt very comfortable doing it, too comfortable. And I

1076
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: was already like kind of ship faced. I'm like, this

1077
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: is this is the guy, this is my guy. Let's

1078
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: go the first time for every so. Wait, so, but

1079
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: you don't remember the effects that had on your mind.

1080
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: Neither of you remember anything about doing the trip, no

1081
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: other than like I Chloe was like, yeah, you were

1082
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: being really weird, like you would not go to sleep,

1083
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: Like I was tired. It was like one o'clock in

1084
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: the morning. I was going to sleep, and you were

1085
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: like pacing around you like, wouldn't go to sleep. I

1086
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: was like, was I still drinking? You're like no, you

1087
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: didn't want anything else to drink. You were like just

1088
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: drinking like water and uh. And then I finally I

1089
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: must have fallen asleep around four or five o'clock in

1090
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, I think I had a similar thing.

1091
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: It felt like you're like kind of like just on

1092
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: a on a good one sort of like I remember

1093
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: we were just like dancing and clubbing and like, but

1094
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: I didn't feel super out of my mind. But then again,

1095
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: maybe me and Adam are just like really good at

1096
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: doing acid. Yeah, maybe we're just great at it. It

1097
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: possibly could be, you know. I mean, like, dude, my father,

1098
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: it's his it's his favorite drug of all time. Like

1099
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: it's supposedly a great, a great experience. Well, I think

1100
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: it might have been a great experience if I could remember,

1101
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: even if that's the kind of experience you like, experiences

1102
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 1: you don't remember, which I'm a fan of experiences you

1103
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,960
Speaker 1: almost don't have. That's also mixing it with like a

1104
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: high quantity of alcohol a gallon of tequila. Well, to

1105
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: be fair, anything I've ever experienced that's I've robbed myself

1106
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: of like pure like drug experiences because it's always kind

1107
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 1: of mixed with alcohol. Yeah, I like kind of the

1108
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: sad comment and then thrown in the yeah, yeah, I

1109
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:26,439
Speaker 1: have a problem. So do you guys have both done

1110
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: acid now unbeknownst to yourselves, and you don't even remember

1111
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 1: the high, the trip to whatever. Are you more inclined

1112
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: to do it again? Do it again? Am I I'm

1113
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: not gonna say just how are you more inclined to

1114
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: do it again? Or are you like whoopsie Daisy? Uh? Yeah,

1115
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: I guess I was never. Are you having some Sunday scaries?

1116
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: I guess night Night Jews having Sunday scary? Dude. No

1117
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,640
Speaker 1: weed that we just couldn't afford more weird doesn't even

1118
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,959
Speaker 1: have a bullock and scrape. We used to scrape blake.

1119
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 1: I think scrape like this giant fucking ball of rez

1120
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: And do you remember that ship? Yeah, so what we

1121
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 1: would do is like boiled, boil the pipes odd St.

1122
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 1: Patrick's day, right, sorry, and you would just get like, yeah,

1123
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: it would actually ruin whatever pot or pan you used

1124
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: to boil the pipes and because all the ship when

1125
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: you do that, it fucking really reeks. It's just like

1126
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: tar it doesn't season the pan. Uh. Actually macaroni be

1127
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: hit in the next day that extra spicy, that's the move.

1128
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,080
Speaker 1: But we had so many Sat Patrick's Days that were

1129
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: just remember when we just got a like a keg

1130
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 1: for like seven friends and it was just like I've

1131
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: mentioned Teddy a few times. But he's a legendary friend.

1132
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: But he just like fell asleep on the toilet. Oh yeah,

1133
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 1: shot out just started to like it was in the morning.

1134
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: So people just like chess around him, a shower around him.

1135
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, just like a sleep sitting down on

1136
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: the toilet after just drinking so much beer. What's cool

1137
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: is that you guys are like, leave him there. He's fine,

1138
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: he won't die. It is amazing how often we thought

1139
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: our friends weren't going to die, and how we were

1140
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: right every time. The fact that we didn't just lose

1141
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: a buddy in the hallway because we just allowed him

1142
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: to sleep there, and and hey, we're lo he bombed

1143
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: on himself. We got lucky, lucky. We rolled the dice. Well,

1144
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:38,600
Speaker 1: Blake's got a spidy sense. We know that I got something.

1145
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: He's got a prominent ridge, defined head. Okay, defined head, Ak,

1146
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: the prominent ridge. It's science. Here's what we do. We

1147
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: all take photos of our bars. Hear me out, I'm

1148
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: listening to sell it as an n f T. The

1149
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: only way that we will reveal whose butt hole whose

1150
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,679
Speaker 1: is if it's if it sells for over and let's

1151
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: name a price. Whatever we think is a fair amount

1152
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: six it's a four pack thousands of dollars? Is it

1153
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,719
Speaker 1: a four pack of butt holes? It's four pack of buttles.

1154
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: But but you will post it and it's free for

1155
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 1: the world to see. But no one knows whose butt

1156
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: hole it is. They'll be like, we think it's these

1157
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: guys but holes. But then we will reveal whose butt

1158
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: hole is who's when someone buys it for X amount

1159
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: of money? And this is a really good idea. And

1160
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: Isaac are manager? Are ginger managers listening like at the

1161
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: Irish to him, Uh, let's let's work on this, Adam.

1162
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 1: Any takebacks or apologies? I do stand uh double down.

1163
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: I do stand by everything I said on this one.

1164
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: Maybe Kyle's the oldest guy in our group. I always

1165
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: thought it was Dirs. But he's the oldest soul. Is

1166
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: that right? The oldest soul? You know? I can actually

1167
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: vibe with that. I get it. That makes sense. I

1168
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: think you are to say you're the you're the oldest soul. Yeah,

1169
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: who's got the youngest soul? Who's the youngest soul in

1170
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: our crew? How do you define a young soul? Is

1171
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: it just like immaturity? Or is it like you have

1172
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: a youthful energy about you. I heard somebody say one

1173
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: time about somebody who just kind of wasn't fully like

1174
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 1: engaged with people and like kind of block kind of like, yeah,

1175
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 1: like somebody like you, uh know, somebody who's just kind

1176
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,639
Speaker 1: of like too d like doesn't really get too deep.

1177
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 1: They called them a young soul. Was like, that's the

1178
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:44,680
Speaker 1: hardest insult I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I

1179
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,679
Speaker 1: didn't think it was going to be an epic slam

1180
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: on somebody. Epic slam, my, homie is because if you're

1181
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 1: a young soul, it's like you have like when you're

1182
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 1: an old soul, you seem to have this life experience.

1183
01:10:56,200 --> 01:11:00,640
Speaker 1: You're a wizard even though you're young. You're a wizard bitch, Yes, exactly,

1184
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: old as fuck. You can't defeat me. And if you're

1185
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: a young soul, it's as if you have no wisdom. Yeah,

1186
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 1: but you also don't get hangovers, so yeah, it's kind

1187
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: of sucking. I guess I'm a young soul. It's a

1188
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: tight rap name. The youngest soul is either Blake or Adam.

1189
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: Who is it? Is it Blake or is it Adam?

1190
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,760
Speaker 1: Blake's the one who's drinking a bud light right now.

1191
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean I'm young. That could mean I'm old

1192
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 1: and I've given up on life. It's three o'clock, three

1193
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 1: o'clock on a Tuesday, and I'm still right. And you're deep.

1194
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: You're already deep, so you're definitely a still think of

1195
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 1: yourself as a very young go hard what you know,

1196
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,840
Speaker 1: which obviously equates to a young soul. I don't know,

1197
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 1: it's it's it's happy. How we're somewhere. Adam might a

1198
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 1: young sull. Oh, a young swull, Thank you, young sull. Yeah,

1199
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,640
Speaker 1: Adam is a young feel that I'll take that. A

1200
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: young swullhard. Adam has a youthful energy. But Adam's out working.

1201
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 1: He's working right now. He's he's doing adult stuff. Blake,

1202
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: on the other hand, it's kind of just chilling, man.

1203
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm clocking in at this podcast. I'm hitting

1204
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: this board like nobody's business man. Well, I didn't want

1205
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:22,200
Speaker 1: that clam on on Blake or myself. Now that now

1206
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 1: that Durs put the parameters of young souls your two

1207
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: d I don't make these things up. I just think

1208
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,639
Speaker 1: that that's what it is. Look, I can get deep, brother,

1209
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: if you want to get deep, get deep with me,

1210
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, get deep? How deep can you get?

1211
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 1: Tell us about like when you told me about like

1212
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 1: how we're all moon dust and stuff. Tell us about that?

1213
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,080
Speaker 1: What is that? I well, I don't know if it's

1214
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 1: necessarily moon dust, but it's definitely stardust. We're all forms

1215
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: in the same matter from the Big Bang theory. Come on,

1216
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:54,639
Speaker 1: for sure, bro already take back its science. That being said,

1217
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,600
Speaker 1: does that sound like a young soul or does that

1218
01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: sound like an old soul? Suck it, that's a young soul.

1219
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 1: See the guy. The guy got The guy watches one

1220
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 1: episode of Star Trek and thanks he knows the fucking universe. Man.

1221
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:11,639
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know if it's moon dust per se,

1222
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 1: but it's definitely some kind of like dust that came

1223
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 1: from like out there in the world. The word definitely

1224
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 1: was great, it's definitely this though. Yeah, I don't know

1225
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 1: about this, but it's definitely this. Why did you say

1226
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: the first one? Maybe the secret of the universes at

1227
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 1: the bottom of this can? Man, I don't know. Come on,

1228
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 1: that's an old soul there, give me hell yeah, it

1229
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 1: was Jan Sport or bust dude. It was like or

1230
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: you got the cheaper one. Yea with jan Sports, you

1231
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: could get black, you could get green, you could get red.

1232
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 1: I will say that like when when I first started

1233
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 1: to see kids with the roller bags, I was like nerds,

1234
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 1: like I would yeah, for sure, Like for sure at

1235
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 1: my school, you're getting pumped. I don't know if you

1236
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,280
Speaker 1: would get full on your ass kicked, but you're definitely

1237
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: getting I feel like if you're rolling a bag around,

1238
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna kick that fucking bag bag for sure, for sure,

1239
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: and you gotta go up and downstairs. I don't understand. Well,

1240
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 1: then you can put the thing down and grab it

1241
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 1: by the handle, just I know. But that's like, that's

1242
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 1: like you're going through the airport. It's a fucking nightmare.

1243
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 1: The belts to go around your books and you just

1244
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: carry That's the sickest, dude. That is the thickest. You know,

1245
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 1: there's some dude in Brooklyn is running around like that

1246
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: for sure? Solutely are these roller bags that you're that

1247
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: you're talking about, Like, are they I don't have a

1248
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 1: frame of reference. It's a backpack with the roller roller bags.

1249
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 1: It was like the like at the airport, like a

1250
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: suitcase the airport. It's called roller bag. It has two

1251
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 1: wheels at the bottom, has the handle that goes people.

1252
01:14:55,320 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: Fucking guess children across America definitely did that ten years

1253
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: or so ago. No frame of reference, Kyle, you don't

1254
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: even you don't even acknowledge the suitcase. I'm talking about

1255
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: like a roller but I don't know what you're talking

1256
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:13,519
Speaker 1: about is like a carry on suitcase. I know that's

1257
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I understand the carry on suitcase. I

1258
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 1: just don't have a frame of reference of people taking

1259
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: that ship to school. You don't. Mr Dorsey had a

1260
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:24,799
Speaker 1: motherfucking one allegedly he's a teacher. He's a fucking teacher

1261
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,680
Speaker 1: though goodbye. Well, there were there were many dorsees. Okay

1262
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: on the link and I just sent you something here

1263
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,640
Speaker 1: they are the roller backpack roller backpacks. Here we go.

1264
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,120
Speaker 1: I hope this fucking it's not that hard to figure out,

1265
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:44,280
Speaker 1: you know it? Yes, yeah, the the computer forward. I'm

1266
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: not going to say nerds, but like the homies that

1267
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 1: were already like rocking laptops at school had roller bag. Wait,

1268
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: you guys had friends that had laptops at school? No,

1269
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 1: we didn't. This is this is a false Blake's making sure.

1270
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,760
Speaker 1: I remember a kid bringing into school huge flex but

1271
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,360
Speaker 1: at the same time, there were laptops there. What the

1272
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:07,040
Speaker 1: fund are you talking about. I do feel like you

1273
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 1: maybe stayed in high school longer than me or something.

1274
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 1: Dude like, well, it's possible. Hell back for Matt. Yeah, dude,

1275
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: there were not laptops at my high school. No one

1276
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,720
Speaker 1: has specifically remember the kid. His name was Robbie. He

1277
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:23,719
Speaker 1: had Robbie, he had a roller bag. I don't remember

1278
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: his last name is Rabbie, Robbie laptop roller bag. Bro, Dude,

1279
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 1: this might be a made up story from your asset

1280
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: rolla Robbie. I feel like you're making this up, like

1281
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: you're getting confused with college or something because this had

1282
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 1: not occurred. I don't know why you think it's so

1283
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 1: out of the realm of possibility that a homie in

1284
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 1: high school had a roller blag in the laptop. It

1285
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 1: wasn't the only bags that were rolling. We're fucking bowling bags, Bro,

1286
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 1: That was it, all right? Blake? I think I think

1287
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: you're thinking of college. I mean, we all went to college,

1288
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:59,639
Speaker 1: and dude, we got dells. We still thought we were

1289
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 1: in high school when we were in college, so that's fair.

1290
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,679
Speaker 1: I got a Gateway computer. Do you remember that ship?

1291
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh ship, it's like Gateway Country with the cow with

1292
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 1: the cow the cow box. That's a computer. That computer fried.

1293
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: After like three months, I went I think I got

1294
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,760
Speaker 1: like three of them before I was like, can I

1295
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,680
Speaker 1: just have my money back? For real? Well, Anna is

1296
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 1: saying our producer and is saying that these roller backpacks

1297
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,080
Speaker 1: they were four kids with BA problems because the books

1298
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 1: were getting too heavy. No, I don't buy it. Who

1299
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 1: the funk are these kids? Well that was my question. Well,

1300
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 1: for sure books were crazy heavy, but that's why you

1301
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:36,879
Speaker 1: had a locker. Kids drop off some of these books,

1302
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 1: carry the one or two books you need, and then

1303
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 1: go back to your locker. I don't buy because people

1304
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,639
Speaker 1: hike around with giant fucking bags with like the waist

1305
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: straps and ship and like you just strap it tight

1306
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,799
Speaker 1: and you're fine. If anything, you're getting stronger. It's it's bullshit.

1307
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: And that's and that's why the youth of America is

1308
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,719
Speaker 1: so fucking weak nowadays, because they weren't strapping it tight

1309
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: like we were. Straps blake. Since you remember these bags,

1310
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 1: could you put these bags on your shoulders as well,

1311
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 1: or were they strictly rollers? Yes, yes, yes you could.

1312
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 1: What do you look at the picture? See, Blake has

1313
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:12,320
Speaker 1: no fucking clue what you're talking about. She just sent

1314
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:14,360
Speaker 1: it to us. We're all looking at it. Everyone at

1315
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 1: home is freaking out. Blake. You're making up stories. There

1316
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 1: was no you have Mandela affected yourself into high school.

1317
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:25,720
Speaker 1: For two decades. There was no rollerbag Robbie. So I

1318
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,520
Speaker 1: made up this guy. I made up this kid, rollerbag

1319
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 1: Robbie with the laptop. He's like, hey, dude, you know

1320
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 1: what I think it is. I think this is from

1321
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,760
Speaker 1: when you did and sort of like melted that part

1322
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,599
Speaker 1: of your brain. And is this my weird like fight

1323
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 1: club where Kyle would watch me go into like computer

1324
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,720
Speaker 1: lab and then I'd be like, I wasn't there. No,

1325
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 1: I was with you guys. I'm smoking cigarettes at school. No,

1326
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 1: you never smoked cigarettes with us. You never did that.

1327
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 1: I did. I smoked Capris, dude. You remember that, Yeah,

1328
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,439
Speaker 1: but I do remember. That's the only that's the only smoke,

1329
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: which was sick as fun, Dude. I wanted to be

1330
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 1: friends with my homies so bad because they all smoke

1331
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,320
Speaker 1: cigarettes that I was like, okay, I'll smoke smoke capne.

1332
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 1: You know how you also stayed away from it too,

1333
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 1: is you were like, I only smoke Capri's, and then

1334
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,640
Speaker 1: you were like, I only smoke with my feet, and

1335
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 1: it was like, what the fuck, what's going on? And

1336
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 1: I have shoes on right now, so I guess I can't.

1337
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: But then he would do it. Every once in a while,

1338
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: he would put a cigarette in between his toes and

1339
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: light it up and smoke, and it was so funny

1340
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,599
Speaker 1: that it was like, hell, yeah, dude, this guy's great

1341
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 1: like that. If he's gonna smoke, it's gonna be it's

1342
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,360
Speaker 1: gonna be a You know what else I did? I

1343
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 1: got one of those like long ass like from the

1344
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: Halloween store, like those long cigarette holders, like a Cruella

1345
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: Deville filter. Yeah, I just I just wanted to be friends, dude.

1346
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 1: That was smore asking if I had the roller bag,

1347
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 1: if you want to kick off, take bikes and apologies

1348
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 1: and take back smoke in my Cruella de Ville that

1349
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,240
Speaker 1: she was sick. Ship one