WEBVTT - #57: Snake On A Train & Vibrating Drives Us Insane 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.840 All right, we know you guys listen in order because 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:03.600 we always tell you to listen in order. So you've 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:06.360 heard us talk about Feltman's hot dogs, and we want 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.560 to remind you when you go buy them, we know 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.799 we we know you're gonna enjoy them. Don't forget to 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.440 tweet us and let us know that you finally had 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:17.160 a quality hot dog without chemicals and nitrates, and uh 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.280 that you you feel better about yourself and you love 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.160 in the hot dogs. Where have you been all my life? Feltman's. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.960 I can't believe I just discovered you recently. Well, they 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.960 just came back. 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I got mine at 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.560 my local Morton Williams, and I gotta say they are 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:12.959 a better tasting hot dog. They're cleaner, there's less, there's 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.080 no filling in it. Brodie just told you. Charles Feltman 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.960 invented the hot dog. He was the guy. He was 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.399 the man. He's got his teas the inventor. Hello, and 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.680 his name is in the hot dog back when I 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.959 was back in eighteen sixty seven. His name is in 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.320 the hot dog. But no night trates. Our friends at 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.920 Barstool Sports say it's the best hot dog they ever 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.360 had in their lives. This is the top hot dog 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.560 in Coney Island, and it's not Nathan's, says The New 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:39.840 York Post and the Gothamist, who I worship their reviews, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.720 they said, most likely the best hot dog you'll ever 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:47.080 eat in your life. Feltman's that's f. E. L. T. M. A. N. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.920 S of Coney Island dot com for more information, and 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.160 if you're in New York, go to the East Village 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.400 go to a d St. Mark's place and get one 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.000 in person, or do you like, wait, did go to 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.560 Coney Allen Hop on the cyclone and go get some 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.120 hot dogs? Felt right there in Surf having you two 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:05.480 locations with Feltman's of Crony Island. Hey, this is Sebashia 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.639 Manna Skalko and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:12.000 with Brody and Scary. You did it to me again? 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.480 What you did it to me again? You? You are 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.560 the idea, the I D guy. You go in with 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.160 the artist. Now you get the best. Mascalco was on 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.040 the big show with us because we had him on 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.040 all podcast. All right, you know what? The one under 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.560 that a little surprise for you. Go underneath that one. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:32.200 Listen to this one ahead, Brody, you shouldn't help you up, 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.480 God play the second one. Hey, this is Sebashia Manna 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.639 Skalko and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:42.440 Brody and Scary. Boom you fuck you. That's ridiculous song. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.600 No podcast was my idea. I don't know. Play the 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:55.440 song no no starta bos Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn 0:02:55.520 --> 0:03:04.799 Boys Up, They making Noise dot Up. Episode fifty seven, 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:09.760 The Hindes catch at Chip not a sponsor yet, what boy? 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.560 I would put Heines on the Feltman's right now? Seven 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.320 varieties right, they probably have more now, but that's their 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:19.160 that's their name, that's their logo, that's their evidence. It's Scary. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.800 The bottom right corner that screen is something in black untitled. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.560 Play that one play that for me. I gotta something. Hey, 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.320 this is Sebastian Manaskalk and you're listening to the Brooklyn 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:34.560 Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. There you go. I 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.760 still got two of mynipp There you go. What's the Gipper? 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:41.280 The Gipper? Yeah? I heard the Gipper? I've heard someone 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.040 someone has said that before. It's from a football movie 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.320 where he dies and they say, win one for the Gipper, 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.440 Win one for the Gipper. So who's the Gipper? He 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.760 was their guy? Don't tweet us? Yeah? Well so yeah? 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.480 So what is fifty seven in the Hines fifty seven 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.440 seven variety? Because I used to have one. Shines used 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.640 to have fifty seven things. Well too, I know the 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:06.080 green one varieties of ketchup. They had varieties of products. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.320 Do they still have fifty seven different products? Of hundreds? Now? 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.560 I can't name anything but but relish and hot dogs. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:17.839 What else they make? Mustard and mustard? What are the 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:21.240 condiments do they make? Do they make sour kraw? I'd 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:24.599 like to know the fifty seven things, plus that Hindz maker. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:30.240 Here's what according told the wiki, it says hines fifty 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:34.360 seven is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:40.800 which used to be fifty seven varieties of pickles. So 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.280 there you go. So it's not fifty seven products, it's 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.560 fifty seven varieties of pickles. But they don't even have that. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:48.599 They I can only let me see if I can 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:53.599 name them, uh, kosher deal, bread and butter, sour, half sour, 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.280 quarter sour. That's all I got. I got four. They 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:03.600 still make fifty seven? They certainly don't. They shan't know. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.520 Maybe back in the day maybe they did, but or 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.880 maybe over the course of time they had played with 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.159 fifty seven different But you know, those businesses will go. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:17.919 We've been you know, Bob Stephen, Bob's Henderson's Furniture store 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:22.479 since eighteen fifty seven. You know, there's no freaking way 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.320 they've been this since eighteen fifty seven. They probably had 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.400 like a grandfather who sold a chair to his neighbor. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.960 They're like, oh, we've been selling furniture. The next time 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.840 you see one of those unbelievable signs, like we've been 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:41.360 selling electronics since eighteen nine screenshot, they don't have electronics 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:44.680 in nine. Let's WICKI that I will, I will google 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.440 it send us. I'd like to know who claims to 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.839 have been in business that I feel like you're lying. 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:54.800 I feel like, like, oh, selling fresh produce since maybe 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.440 maybe I'll give you that, But I feel like your 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.680 great grandfather had an apple car, you know, during the depression, 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.279 and then for like thirty years, nobody's sold any fruit 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.920 in your family. And then you know, you may had 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.840 like you had a little stand you set up. You 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.200 sold lemonade, which is like, oh, that's sort of a fruit. 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.279 You're like, oh, let's open up a store, like since 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:17.719 eighteen ninety five, we've been selling fruit. No you haven't, now, no, 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.240 you fucking haven't. They just want the They want to 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.880 show that they've been in business all those years. It 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.560 doesn't mean you're good. It just means just you've been 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.479 around a long time. But I will say I have 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:31.240 seen certain places, these brick and mortar stores where they 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.440 say they're they're brutal honesty like established nine. I can 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.880 respect that, Yeah, but again established, I feel like the 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:43.000 established word is thrown around established. You don't think of 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.400 business been in business for twenty two years, I believe 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.720 twenty two years. But but the word established nineteen four 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.919 I'm not buying that. I feel like something happened and 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.240 there was a period of time where you didn't and 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.000 they brought it back, right, Okay, now someone's gonna tweet 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.640 us and go, my grandfather has been selling combs and 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.760 brushes for instance, you know nine, Like, all right, you 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:07.560 know your grandfather, you know he's been doing that. I 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.560 get it, you know, because if it's your grandfather from twenties, 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.920 God bless him, he's probably like I had to be 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.800 dred twenty at this point. So maybe not back to 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.520 the pickles for a second. Oh I hate pickles. Well 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.040 that's the thing. We're pickles bigger back in the day, 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:22.400 like it was it a bigger thing? Was it a 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.760 bigger deal? The fact that they can have fifty seven varieties, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.560 and I think I'm like, I feel like pickles went 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.440 out of style. People stopped liking pickles as much, like 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.680 you know what we're good with three brands. We're we're 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.200 okay with three feel like pickle is like I know 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.680 you're listening to going I like pickles, I get it, 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:41.080 but I feel like going to like like county fairs 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.040 where they have like a forty barrels and you picked 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.560 them when you want. I think that's kitchy. But I 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.840 think back in the day before they invented guacamoli, you know, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:53.160 like before they invented okay, so melted cheese. You know, 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.680 the things that we eat before, like yodels we have, 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.120 but before the ding song and the ho hose. I 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.320 feel like, you know, pigs in a blanket. They're like, 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.000 what are we gonna eat, Martha, Why don't we have 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.600 a pickle? Oh? Well, I'm tired of this kind of pickle, 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.960 and I don't I'll look it up. You don't have 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.200 to treat me. What the fund is a bread and 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:21.480 butter pickle? This sweet? They sweet taste. I hate them. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.320 They're the worst kind of It's like, oh, it's like 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.520 bread and butter. Let me tell you something. It's nothing. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.440 It's like bread and butter. Yeah, you put bread and 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.040 butter in front of the table, on the table, I 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.840 don't need an entree. And by the way, like when 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.000 you're gonna ruin you, you're gonna ruin your appetite. This 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.520 is my appetite. I want bread and butter, which, by 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.960 the way, I'm gonna you you funked up this weekend. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:39.760 We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Well. By 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.559 the way, how do you like your pickles? Spillers, you 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.319 like junk Britney spears, You like chips, or you like 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.319 I like the new sandwich ones, the ones that you 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.160 could put that that literally cover the entire surface. Do 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.080 you remember the episode we talked about the Italian restaurant 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.360 that put a pickle in with the chicken palm disgusting. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.200 Don't know. I'm not a pickle person, and I'm still 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.600 made at Chick fil are putting that pickle on the sandwich. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.880 I don't like pickles. I love cucumbers. You don't know 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.160 what we're talking about. You're not listening in order. And 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.520 I love pickled, like pickled brisket, like corned beef. Love 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:14.680 it like pickled brisket. It's corned n But I don't 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.640 like pickles. However, at a street, at a county fair, 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.719 I think the sour pickle. I think I can get 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:25.599 away with it's the pickle McDonald's. Whatever that pickle is, 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.280 I want to want to vomit. The one that tastes 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.480 like ammonia, the one that's like it gets in the 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.040 bread and it gets on the burger. And then when 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:34.920 you go, hey, I order this, no pickle and they 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.760 just give you another one, or they take the pickle off, 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.400 tack pickles too far, They have green what is it? 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.480 Deep fried pickles? Pickles on a stick at the at 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.000 the County. I feel if you live in a small 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.320 town you like fried pickles, like you're out of options. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.439 I feel like, instead of like a Broadway show, you're like, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.640 let's fry pickle. I can't like. I don't think that's 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.120 licking a pickle. I can see you doing that. I 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.559 don't want to see it, but I see it anyway. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.559 Can we how do we get on that? Can we 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.160 talk about We had a great weekend. We went to 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:08.480 a Gurney's Gurney's Newport Resort Marina, a sponsor, a sponsor 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.520 of the Elvistred Morning Show, not a sponsor the Brooken 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.600 Boys podcast. But we had a great time, a great 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.520 time legitimate, great time, like six of us went and 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:17.920 I got a I got a bunch of issues with 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.360 you from this weekend. Can we start with the good stuff? 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.360 Why do you have to always start with a negative? No? No, 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.480 it was a great weekend. We we had we we 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:29.839 had great food. The food. There's an exceptional restaurant which, 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.280 by the way, they're all over the place. Scarpetti Restaurants 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.920 are in Florida. The view from my room and your 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.240 room of the harbor and the boats is magnificent. I 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:39.920 put pictures up. You go and follow me at David 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:44.360 Broody'll see again. By the way, Uh, there's a lot 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.920 of people listen to this podcast and I'm only up 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:50.040 to like twenty nine thousand people on Instagram. Hello, we 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.880 got a lot more people listening. Follow me please. I 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:58.240 didn't get any sleep this weekend. Well, why because my 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.760 fucking toothbrush? Dude, have you ever had a problem with 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:06.839 an electronic toothbrushing before? Where did you stick it? Dude? 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.240 I brought my I brought my sonic care with me, 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:13.000 not a sponsors, not a sponsor, not a shameless plug. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.120 And maybe it's I don't know how many years have 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.600 I gotten out of this one. I don't know, maybe 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.439 a year and a half. All right, all of a sudden, 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:27.040 in the middle of night right here now, if you 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:30.000 listen to the Big Show prior to us leaving that Friday, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.160 my Sonic Care toothbrush I was thought it was a vibrator, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.240 and he was like, what the hell is that? And 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:38.480 it was literally my toothbrush was put it was. It 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.640 was going off in my bag and I'm like, oh, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.960 maybe the button, the on button is preshed up again 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.520 it happens my my toothpage whatever, one of one of 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.720 my clothes. It's a clothing I don't know. So I'm like, oh, 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.839 I'm so sorry, that's my toothbruson going off. So I 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:58.400 shut the thing off. Fine, and then fast forward to 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.880 Friday night. At the Saturday morning, in the middle of 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.640 the night, my toothbrush was out on the shank. It 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:10.160 was sitting there by itself, right and I hear I'm like, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.680 what the is it trying to tell you you need 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.560 to brush your teeth? I lost my teeth and then 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:17.880 Garlic alert, So I go. I go over into the 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.959 bathroom like my fucking toothbrush is doing it again, but 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.840 this time I'm for sure that it wasn't touching up 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:27.760 against anything. Did you get a little toothpaste caked in 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.280 the button? Brodie? I pressed the button, I held the button, 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.840 and it took about ten seconds to go off. Normally 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.679 he's supposed to shut off right away. What do I do? 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:41.040 I go back to bed. Okay, maybe three minutes later, 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.640 I swear to God, is it a ghost? Dude? Then 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.760 I go to I run up to it. I swear, 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:49.679 I'm not even kidding you, Brodie. I start pressing the 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.920 button feverishly. It wouldn't shut off this time. So now 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.800 this fucking thing is going be honest. At any point 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.040 did you talk to it? Did you? Did you say 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:04.720 shut the funk up? No? I didn't, But but I start, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.920 I said, what am I gonna do with this? I 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.240 can't sleep. It's just going off because I'm like, you 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.280 know what I'm I'm I'm committed to letting the battery 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.120 roll out. Okay, Now is this a rechargeable thing? You 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.319 can you take the battery outs? The battery? It's a 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.439 uh it works on a m You put it on 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.880 its base and it charges. Okay, So those of you 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.520 listening at home, you heard me ask scary if it's 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.160 a rechargeable battery, there's no there's no rechargeable battery. There's 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.839 no battery inside of the actual tooth crush. And when 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.160 you when you charge it scary and then you take 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.080 it off the charger and it keeps working. That's because 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:41.960 it's running off of a I can't find the battery compartment. Okay, 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.800 but it's got a battery. I don't think it does. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:47.840 Look it's a cylinder. It may not have a double 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.640 a battery. But how do you think it's holding the charge? 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.200 I don't know. Right now, there's some shop class kid 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.640 going I'm gonna tweet them and yeah, if you can 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:59.120 explain a scary a second how it works, that'd be great. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.920 That's scary. I looked. I'm like, where is is there 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.360 anything else on this? I looked the entire well, I'll 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.199 tell you what. The battery. They're smart, it's sonic care. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.040 They build it inside the damn thing like you can't 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.280 twist it off like Apple, You can't. You can't get 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.720 inside because if you open up the freaking compartment, if 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.760 you find a way to pry it open, the thing 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:24.040 is is it's over. It's over. You can't the two crushes. No, 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.120 there's no, there's there is no no. Usually there's like 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.880 a screw on a little compartment, or you take a 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.160 little Phillip's head screw driver and you flip the thing. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.120 There's none of that. I have the same problem. No 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.080 you don't, Yes, they do, so not with Sonic with you. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:43.000 So I have a bluetoothier piece, right, Okay, So I 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.280 use it in the car because I write comedy with 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.920 my writing partner in our comedy department. Sometimes I'm on 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.760 the phone with him while I'm driving, and I don't 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.800 want speaker phone because I I don't want to have 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.200 I don't want to use the car because I have 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.000 the news on on the radio in the background whatever, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.960 And so I use the Bluetooth while I'm driving. Okay. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.000 So there's no way to open this. So when the 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.440 battery dies, that's what I'm saying. You can't get it open. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.240 There's nothing you can do. If you take a screwdriver 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.120 and crack it open, it all breaks. Once the battery goes. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:15.320 You're fucked. So fuck you Plantronics because don't make products. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.560 You can't get to the battery. Well I can't. Well, 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.040 the same thing goes for the Sonic Care. And it's 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.680 a little battery like you're put in a watch, but 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:23.320 you make it where I can't get in there. So 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.960 I'm saying, right, same thing with this whatever whatever makes 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.400 the Sonic Care go on its own? Did you google 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.520 Sonic won't shut up? Yes? And people have the same issues. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.120 And I'm telling you fill did you fill the water? 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.240 Would sink the sink with water rather? And that's what you. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.560 I looked. I tried to take a bunch of pillows, 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:47.480 wrap it in blankets. There was nowhere in this hotel 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.920 room on Friday night that I could possibly I swear 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.680 to God, Berdie, there was there was no place I 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:57.600 could possibly um put uh this toothbrush where wouldn't you know? 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.640 Would wouldn't allow me to Like I searched Sonic a toothbrush, 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.400 won't I say, type W and it said won't turn off? 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.000 But what do you get for that? There's no solution, 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:14.640 so dude, So it just kept going all night, all night, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.160 all night, Brodie. So I was wrapping it in blankets, 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.000 I was covering it on the pillows. I was threw 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.080 it in the closet and I literally, and I swear 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.320 to God, I can't believe I treated it like I 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.560 was in a fight. I took it and I slammed 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.800 it on the floor. Yeah. Look, I slammed it on 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:34.400 the floor. It bounced three times and it's still continued. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.880 It wouldn't shut up. I gotta go wait for the 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.840 ad so we'll play after. And you're trying to help me. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:49.120 It's too late. What are you doing? Get little video here? 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:54.400 You hear that. That's it, except it was a long one. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:59.360 It just kept going no. We kept calling yeah that no, No, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.080 I will go turns itself on. But the video doesn't 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.720 say how. It doesn't have yeah because it doesn't know 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.760 how to solve it. It doesn't because there is no solution. No, 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.399 the solution is to throw it out the fucking window. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.359 How to fix the broken Sonic Care You can't. There's 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:20.959 no way, so brodie, and it's out of warranty by itself. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.760 It keeps buzzing in the middle of the night. Had 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:26.080 some research and I figured out exactly how you can 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:31.840 fix you're broken brush. First, really important, take your Sonic 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:36.160 Care toothbrush and lay it on a very hard, flat surface. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:51.679 I did it, says next, get with hard hammer, smashing 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:55.359 the screen says, keep hitting, smashing it with a hard hammer. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.480 Look at it's all broken up. There you go, it's fixed. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:07.560 Now it's time to go buy a new one. There 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:12.119 you go. There's no way to fix this. So so 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.680 I threw it out there. I literally walked it down 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.440 the hallway and threw it into the garbage pail. And 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.239 let's say, you know what, the cleaning people will take 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:20.760 care of this. It was in the hallway. All that 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:22.240 should have done. Should have go in a Jake's room. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.159 Put it outside his room. Let's just sit outside his door. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:26.920 It wouldn't shut up. So that was the end of it. 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:29.040 And that's it. And now I have to go buy 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:33.080 a new one a Target. So but where's my free dessert? 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.920 What goes on? I better get brody. I was thinking 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:38.560 about asking you how to solve this. Okay, here's what 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:40.600 I would do. First of all, the battery should die 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.560 where it doesn't turn on, not that it doesn't go off. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.639 I would call. I would tweet son care. I mean, 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:47.360 Phillips is a big comp Yeah, I would. I would 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.760 get in touch with Phillips and I would tell them, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:51.800 first of all, we love the screw drivers. But I 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:55.080 would tell them that your weekend was ruined because you 0:18:55.119 --> 0:19:00.200 couldn't sleep because the thing wouldn't turn off. Three was 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:04.600 a sleep front design flaw that you couldn't there's no 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:06.960 way to turn it off. They designed it this way 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.600 so that you're so frustrated you throw it out and 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.240 you and you get another one. They want you for that, 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:14.480 and you shouldn't have to buy another one. They're gonna 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:15.960 say to you have your receipt. You know what, I 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.400 don't care. It's not about a warranty. It's about your 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:21.480 thing shouldn't die. The buttons should keep working. There should 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:23.960 be there should be an override button that that turns 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.080 the thing off. You had a big meeting the next morning, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.720 and you were tired for it, and you ruined your meeting. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.200 Meeting the goats, meeting the goats. But it doesn't matter. 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.399 I got a goat problem with you too. But I 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:36.560 don't understand how do you make it? How does a 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:38.840 multi zillion dollar company like that make a product like 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.639 that with no way to like get to bail on 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.080 it and override But not only that, but not a 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.959 compartment and unscrews so you can pull the battery out 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:48.639 and get a new one. Something. At least you've come 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:50.120 around to the fact there is a battery. They're good. 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:54.240 Good dude, that's terrible. Well, you know if they should 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.520 sell it with a hammer? No, they should know that's 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:59.280 awful though even the guy on YouTube was making fun 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.680 of it. Smash you with a hammer. That's not That 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.200 leaves me without a sonic care though. I'm out my money. 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.359 I'm out like eighty bucks. That ship cost me eighty 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:07.960 dollars and you had it for a year. You know what, 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:13.720 Fuck you, Phillips, Fuck you. Their new names should be 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:17.119 Sona don't care. Seriously, how do you make a product 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:19.960 like that and with no fucking there's no end game, 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.480 there's no fixing. The end game is like it. Won't 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.320 you imagine like your great great You're so sorry, your 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:27.399 ship out of luck. You're out of your eighty dollars. 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.280 You've got to buy a new one. Can you imagine? 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:33.080 Like your grandfather tells you your grandfather turns ninety and 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:36.280 you know he's gonna die soon because he talks NonStop. Yeah, 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:40.440 I hate him with a hammer. I never had this 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:43.040 problem with with a tooth. But I don't use electric toothbrushes. 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:45.520 I use my own trying to break it in half. 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:47.880 But I couldn't. I wasn't strong enough. I thought you'd 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:51.160 been working out. I've been working speaking of, my lats 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:55.720 are killing you. You don't even have lats. What what 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.000