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Speaker 1: What you did it to me again? You? You are
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Speaker 1: Skalko and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. Boom you fuck you. That's ridiculous song.
Speaker 1: No podcast was my idea. I don't know. Play the
Speaker 1: song no no starta bos Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Up, They making Noise dot Up. Episode fifty seven,
Speaker 1: The Hindes catch at Chip not a sponsor yet, what boy?
Speaker 1: I would put Heines on the Feltman's right now? Seven
Speaker 1: varieties right, they probably have more now, but that's their
Speaker 1: that's their name, that's their logo, that's their evidence. It's Scary.
Speaker 1: The bottom right corner that screen is something in black untitled.
Speaker 1: Play that one play that for me. I gotta something. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Sebastian Manaskalk and you're listening to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. There you go. I
Speaker 1: still got two of mynipp There you go. What's the Gipper?
Speaker 1: The Gipper? Yeah? I heard the Gipper? I've heard someone
Speaker 1: someone has said that before. It's from a football movie
Speaker 1: where he dies and they say, win one for the Gipper,
Speaker 1: Win one for the Gipper. So who's the Gipper? He
Speaker 1: was their guy? Don't tweet us? Yeah? Well so yeah?
Speaker 1: So what is fifty seven in the Hines fifty seven
Speaker 1: seven variety? Because I used to have one. Shines used
Speaker 1: to have fifty seven things. Well too, I know the
Speaker 1: green one varieties of ketchup. They had varieties of products.
Speaker 1: Do they still have fifty seven different products? Of hundreds? Now?
Speaker 1: I can't name anything but but relish and hot dogs.
Speaker 1: What else they make? Mustard and mustard? What are the
Speaker 1: condiments do they make? Do they make sour kraw? I'd
Speaker 1: like to know the fifty seven things, plus that Hindz maker.
Speaker 1: Here's what according told the wiki, it says hines fifty
Speaker 1: seven is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan
Speaker 1: which used to be fifty seven varieties of pickles. So
Speaker 1: there you go. So it's not fifty seven products, it's
Speaker 1: fifty seven varieties of pickles. But they don't even have that.
Speaker 1: They I can only let me see if I can
Speaker 1: name them, uh, kosher deal, bread and butter, sour, half sour,
Speaker 1: quarter sour. That's all I got. I got four. They
Speaker 1: still make fifty seven? They certainly don't. They shan't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe back in the day maybe they did, but or
Speaker 1: maybe over the course of time they had played with
Speaker 1: fifty seven different But you know, those businesses will go.
Speaker 1: We've been you know, Bob Stephen, Bob's Henderson's Furniture store
Speaker 1: since eighteen fifty seven. You know, there's no freaking way
Speaker 1: they've been this since eighteen fifty seven. They probably had
Speaker 1: like a grandfather who sold a chair to his neighbor.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we've been selling furniture. The next time
Speaker 1: you see one of those unbelievable signs, like we've been
Speaker 1: selling electronics since eighteen nine screenshot, they don't have electronics
Speaker 1: in nine. Let's WICKI that I will, I will google
Speaker 1: it send us. I'd like to know who claims to
Speaker 1: have been in business that I feel like you're lying.
Speaker 1: I feel like, like, oh, selling fresh produce since maybe
Speaker 1: maybe I'll give you that, But I feel like your
Speaker 1: great grandfather had an apple car, you know, during the depression,
Speaker 1: and then for like thirty years, nobody's sold any fruit
Speaker 1: in your family. And then you know, you may had
Speaker 1: like you had a little stand you set up. You
Speaker 1: sold lemonade, which is like, oh, that's sort of a fruit.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, let's open up a store, like since
Speaker 1: eighteen ninety five, we've been selling fruit. No you haven't, now, no,
Speaker 1: you fucking haven't. They just want the They want to
Speaker 1: show that they've been in business all those years. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're good. It just means just you've been
Speaker 1: around a long time. But I will say I have
Speaker 1: seen certain places, these brick and mortar stores where they
Speaker 1: say they're they're brutal honesty like established nine. I can
Speaker 1: respect that, Yeah, but again established, I feel like the
Speaker 1: established word is thrown around established. You don't think of
Speaker 1: business been in business for twenty two years, I believe
Speaker 1: twenty two years. But but the word established nineteen four
Speaker 1: I'm not buying that. I feel like something happened and
Speaker 1: there was a period of time where you didn't and
Speaker 1: they brought it back, right, Okay, now someone's gonna tweet
Speaker 1: us and go, my grandfather has been selling combs and
Speaker 1: brushes for instance, you know nine, Like, all right, you
Speaker 1: know your grandfather, you know he's been doing that. I
Speaker 1: get it, you know, because if it's your grandfather from twenties,
Speaker 1: God bless him, he's probably like I had to be
Speaker 1: dred twenty at this point. So maybe not back to
Speaker 1: the pickles for a second. Oh I hate pickles. Well
Speaker 1: that's the thing. We're pickles bigger back in the day,
Speaker 1: like it was it a bigger thing? Was it a
Speaker 1: bigger deal? The fact that they can have fifty seven varieties,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm like, I feel like pickles went
Speaker 1: out of style. People stopped liking pickles as much, like
Speaker 1: you know what we're good with three brands. We're we're
Speaker 1: okay with three feel like pickle is like I know
Speaker 1: you're listening to going I like pickles, I get it,
Speaker 1: but I feel like going to like like county fairs
Speaker 1: where they have like a forty barrels and you picked
Speaker 1: them when you want. I think that's kitchy. But I
Speaker 1: think back in the day before they invented guacamoli, you know,
Speaker 1: like before they invented okay, so melted cheese. You know,
Speaker 1: the things that we eat before, like yodels we have,
Speaker 1: but before the ding song and the ho hose. I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, pigs in a blanket. They're like,
Speaker 1: what are we gonna eat, Martha, Why don't we have
Speaker 1: a pickle? Oh? Well, I'm tired of this kind of pickle,
Speaker 1: and I don't I'll look it up. You don't have
Speaker 1: to treat me. What the fund is a bread and
Speaker 1: butter pickle? This sweet? They sweet taste. I hate them.
Speaker 1: They're the worst kind of It's like, oh, it's like
Speaker 1: bread and butter. Let me tell you something. It's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like bread and butter. Yeah, you put bread and
Speaker 1: butter in front of the table, on the table, I
Speaker 1: don't need an entree. And by the way, like when
Speaker 1: you're gonna ruin you, you're gonna ruin your appetite. This
Speaker 1: is my appetite. I want bread and butter, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm gonna you you funked up this weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Well. By
Speaker 1: the way, how do you like your pickles? Spillers, you
Speaker 1: like junk Britney spears, You like chips, or you like
Speaker 1: I like the new sandwich ones, the ones that you
Speaker 1: could put that that literally cover the entire surface. Do
Speaker 1: you remember the episode we talked about the Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: that put a pickle in with the chicken palm disgusting.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I'm not a pickle person, and I'm still
Speaker 1: made at Chick fil are putting that pickle on the sandwich.
Speaker 1: I don't like pickles. I love cucumbers. You don't know
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. You're not listening in order. And
Speaker 1: I love pickled, like pickled brisket, like corned beef. Love
Speaker 1: it like pickled brisket. It's corned n But I don't
Speaker 1: like pickles. However, at a street, at a county fair,
Speaker 1: I think the sour pickle. I think I can get
Speaker 1: away with it's the pickle McDonald's. Whatever that pickle is,
Speaker 1: I want to want to vomit. The one that tastes
Speaker 1: like ammonia, the one that's like it gets in the
Speaker 1: bread and it gets on the burger. And then when
Speaker 1: you go, hey, I order this, no pickle and they
Speaker 1: just give you another one, or they take the pickle off,
Speaker 1: tack pickles too far, They have green what is it?
Speaker 1: Deep fried pickles? Pickles on a stick at the at
Speaker 1: the County. I feel if you live in a small
Speaker 1: town you like fried pickles, like you're out of options.
Speaker 1: I feel like, instead of like a Broadway show, you're like,
Speaker 1: let's fry pickle. I can't like. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: licking a pickle. I can see you doing that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see it, but I see it anyway.
Speaker 1: Can we how do we get on that? Can we
Speaker 1: talk about We had a great weekend. We went to
Speaker 1: a Gurney's Gurney's Newport Resort Marina, a sponsor, a sponsor
Speaker 1: of the Elvistred Morning Show, not a sponsor the Brooken
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. But we had a great time, a great
Speaker 1: time legitimate, great time, like six of us went and
Speaker 1: I got a I got a bunch of issues with
Speaker 1: you from this weekend. Can we start with the good stuff?
Speaker 1: Why do you have to always start with a negative? No? No,
Speaker 1: it was a great weekend. We we had we we
Speaker 1: had great food. The food. There's an exceptional restaurant which,
Speaker 1: by the way, they're all over the place. Scarpetti Restaurants
Speaker 1: are in Florida. The view from my room and your
Speaker 1: room of the harbor and the boats is magnificent. I
Speaker 1: put pictures up. You go and follow me at David
Speaker 1: Broody'll see again. By the way, Uh, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people listen to this podcast and I'm only up
Speaker 1: to like twenty nine thousand people on Instagram. Hello, we
Speaker 1: got a lot more people listening. Follow me please. I
Speaker 1: didn't get any sleep this weekend. Well, why because my
Speaker 1: fucking toothbrush? Dude, have you ever had a problem with
Speaker 1: an electronic toothbrushing before? Where did you stick it? Dude?
Speaker 1: I brought my I brought my sonic care with me,
Speaker 1: not a sponsors, not a sponsor, not a shameless plug.
Speaker 1: And maybe it's I don't know how many years have
Speaker 1: I gotten out of this one. I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: a year and a half. All right, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: in the middle of night right here now, if you
Speaker 1: listen to the Big Show prior to us leaving that Friday,
Speaker 1: my Sonic Care toothbrush I was thought it was a vibrator,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what the hell is that? And
Speaker 1: it was literally my toothbrush was put it was. It
Speaker 1: was going off in my bag and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe the button, the on button is preshed up again
Speaker 1: it happens my my toothpage whatever, one of one of
Speaker 1: my clothes. It's a clothing I don't know. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, that's my toothbruson going off. So I
Speaker 1: shut the thing off. Fine, and then fast forward to
Speaker 1: Friday night. At the Saturday morning, in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, my toothbrush was out on the shank. It
Speaker 1: was sitting there by itself, right and I hear I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the is it trying to tell you you need
Speaker 1: to brush your teeth? I lost my teeth and then
Speaker 1: Garlic alert, So I go. I go over into the
Speaker 1: bathroom like my fucking toothbrush is doing it again, but
Speaker 1: this time I'm for sure that it wasn't touching up
Speaker 1: against anything. Did you get a little toothpaste caked in
Speaker 1: the button? Brodie? I pressed the button, I held the button,
Speaker 1: and it took about ten seconds to go off. Normally
Speaker 1: he's supposed to shut off right away. What do I do?
Speaker 1: I go back to bed. Okay, maybe three minutes later,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, is it a ghost? Dude? Then
Speaker 1: I go to I run up to it. I swear,
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you, Brodie. I start pressing the
Speaker 1: button feverishly. It wouldn't shut off this time. So now
Speaker 1: this fucking thing is going be honest. At any point
Speaker 1: did you talk to it? Did you? Did you say
Speaker 1: shut the funk up? No? I didn't, But but I start,
Speaker 1: I said, what am I gonna do with this? I
Speaker 1: can't sleep. It's just going off because I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm I'm I'm committed to letting the battery
Speaker 1: roll out. Okay, Now is this a rechargeable thing? You
Speaker 1: can you take the battery outs? The battery? It's a
Speaker 1: uh it works on a m You put it on
Speaker 1: its base and it charges. Okay, So those of you
Speaker 1: listening at home, you heard me ask scary if it's
Speaker 1: a rechargeable battery, there's no there's no rechargeable battery. There's
Speaker 1: no battery inside of the actual tooth crush. And when
Speaker 1: you when you charge it scary and then you take
Speaker 1: it off the charger and it keeps working. That's because
Speaker 1: it's running off of a I can't find the battery compartment. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it's got a battery. I don't think it does.
Speaker 1: Look it's a cylinder. It may not have a double
Speaker 1: a battery. But how do you think it's holding the charge?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Right now, there's some shop class kid
Speaker 1: going I'm gonna tweet them and yeah, if you can
Speaker 1: explain a scary a second how it works, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: That's scary. I looked. I'm like, where is is there
Speaker 1: anything else on this? I looked the entire well, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. The battery. They're smart, it's sonic care.
Speaker 1: They build it inside the damn thing like you can't
Speaker 1: twist it off like Apple, You can't. You can't get
Speaker 1: inside because if you open up the freaking compartment, if
Speaker 1: you find a way to pry it open, the thing
Speaker 1: is is it's over. It's over. You can't the two crushes. No,
Speaker 1: there's no, there's there is no no. Usually there's like
Speaker 1: a screw on a little compartment, or you take a
Speaker 1: little Phillip's head screw driver and you flip the thing.
Speaker 1: There's none of that. I have the same problem. No
Speaker 1: you don't, Yes, they do, so not with Sonic with you.
Speaker 1: So I have a bluetoothier piece, right, Okay, So I
Speaker 1: use it in the car because I write comedy with
Speaker 1: my writing partner in our comedy department. Sometimes I'm on
Speaker 1: the phone with him while I'm driving, and I don't
Speaker 1: want speaker phone because I I don't want to have
Speaker 1: I don't want to use the car because I have
Speaker 1: the news on on the radio in the background whatever,
Speaker 1: And so I use the Bluetooth while I'm driving. Okay.
Speaker 1: So there's no way to open this. So when the
Speaker 1: battery dies, that's what I'm saying. You can't get it open.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do. If you take a screwdriver
Speaker 1: and crack it open, it all breaks. Once the battery goes.
Speaker 1: You're fucked. So fuck you Plantronics because don't make products.
Speaker 1: You can't get to the battery. Well I can't. Well,
Speaker 1: the same thing goes for the Sonic Care. And it's
Speaker 1: a little battery like you're put in a watch, but
Speaker 1: you make it where I can't get in there. So
Speaker 1: I'm saying, right, same thing with this whatever whatever makes
Speaker 1: the Sonic Care go on its own? Did you google
Speaker 1: Sonic won't shut up? Yes? And people have the same issues.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you fill did you fill the water?
Speaker 1: Would sink the sink with water rather? And that's what you.
Speaker 1: I looked. I tried to take a bunch of pillows,
Speaker 1: wrap it in blankets. There was nowhere in this hotel
Speaker 1: room on Friday night that I could possibly I swear
Speaker 1: to God, Berdie, there was there was no place I
Speaker 1: could possibly um put uh this toothbrush where wouldn't you know?
Speaker 1: Would wouldn't allow me to Like I searched Sonic a toothbrush,
Speaker 1: won't I say, type W and it said won't turn off?
Speaker 1: But what do you get for that? There's no solution,
Speaker 1: so dude, So it just kept going all night, all night,
Speaker 1: all night, Brodie. So I was wrapping it in blankets,
Speaker 1: I was covering it on the pillows. I was threw
Speaker 1: it in the closet and I literally, and I swear
Speaker 1: to God, I can't believe I treated it like I
Speaker 1: was in a fight. I took it and I slammed
Speaker 1: it on the floor. Yeah. Look, I slammed it on
Speaker 1: the floor. It bounced three times and it's still continued.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't shut up. I gotta go wait for the
Speaker 1: ad so we'll play after. And you're trying to help me.
Speaker 1: It's too late. What are you doing? Get little video here?
Speaker 1: You hear that. That's it, except it was a long one.
Speaker 1: It just kept going no. We kept calling yeah that no, No,
Speaker 1: I will go turns itself on. But the video doesn't
Speaker 1: say how. It doesn't have yeah because it doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to solve it. It doesn't because there is no solution. No,
Speaker 1: the solution is to throw it out the fucking window.
Speaker 1: How to fix the broken Sonic Care You can't. There's
Speaker 1: no way, so brodie, and it's out of warranty by itself.
Speaker 1: It keeps buzzing in the middle of the night. Had
Speaker 1: some research and I figured out exactly how you can
Speaker 1: fix you're broken brush. First, really important, take your Sonic
Speaker 1: Care toothbrush and lay it on a very hard, flat surface.
Speaker 1: I did it, says next, get with hard hammer, smashing
Speaker 1: the screen says, keep hitting, smashing it with a hard hammer.
Speaker 1: Look at it's all broken up. There you go, it's fixed.
Speaker 1: Now it's time to go buy a new one. There
Speaker 1: you go. There's no way to fix this. So so
Speaker 1: I threw it out there. I literally walked it down
Speaker 1: the hallway and threw it into the garbage pail. And
Speaker 1: let's say, you know what, the cleaning people will take
Speaker 1: care of this. It was in the hallway. All that
Speaker 1: should have done. Should have go in a Jake's room.
Speaker 1: Put it outside his room. Let's just sit outside his door.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't shut up. So that was the end of it.
Speaker 1: And that's it. And now I have to go buy
Speaker 1: a new one a Target. So but where's my free dessert?
Speaker 1: What goes on? I better get brody. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about asking you how to solve this. Okay, here's what
Speaker 1: I would do. First of all, the battery should die
Speaker 1: where it doesn't turn on, not that it doesn't go off.
Speaker 1: I would call. I would tweet son care. I mean,
Speaker 1: Phillips is a big comp Yeah, I would. I would
Speaker 1: get in touch with Phillips and I would tell them,
Speaker 1: first of all, we love the screw drivers. But I
Speaker 1: would tell them that your weekend was ruined because you
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep because the thing wouldn't turn off. Three was
Speaker 1: a sleep front design flaw that you couldn't there's no
Speaker 1: way to turn it off. They designed it this way
Speaker 1: so that you're so frustrated you throw it out and
Speaker 1: you and you get another one. They want you for that,
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't have to buy another one. They're gonna
Speaker 1: say to you have your receipt. You know what, I
Speaker 1: don't care. It's not about a warranty. It's about your
Speaker 1: thing shouldn't die. The buttons should keep working. There should
Speaker 1: be there should be an override button that that turns
Speaker 1: the thing off. You had a big meeting the next morning,
Speaker 1: and you were tired for it, and you ruined your meeting.
Speaker 1: Meeting the goats, meeting the goats. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I got a goat problem with you too. But I
Speaker 1: don't understand how do you make it? How does a
Speaker 1: multi zillion dollar company like that make a product like
Speaker 1: that with no way to like get to bail on
Speaker 1: it and override But not only that, but not a
Speaker 1: compartment and unscrews so you can pull the battery out
Speaker 1: and get a new one. Something. At least you've come
Speaker 1: around to the fact there is a battery. They're good.
Speaker 1: Good dude, that's terrible. Well, you know if they should
Speaker 1: sell it with a hammer? No, they should know that's
Speaker 1: awful though even the guy on YouTube was making fun
Speaker 1: of it. Smash you with a hammer. That's not That
Speaker 1: leaves me without a sonic care though. I'm out my money.
Speaker 1: I'm out like eighty bucks. That ship cost me eighty
Speaker 1: dollars and you had it for a year. You know what,
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Phillips, Fuck you. Their new names should be
Speaker 1: Sona don't care. Seriously, how do you make a product
Speaker 1: like that and with no fucking there's no end game,
Speaker 1: there's no fixing. The end game is like it. Won't
Speaker 1: you imagine like your great great You're so sorry, your
Speaker 1: ship out of luck. You're out of your eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: You've got to buy a new one. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Like your grandfather tells you your grandfather turns ninety and
Speaker 1: you know he's gonna die soon because he talks NonStop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate him with a hammer. I never had this
Speaker 1: problem with with a tooth. But I don't use electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1: I use my own trying to break it in half.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't. I wasn't strong enough. I thought you'd
Speaker 1: been working out. I've been working speaking of, my lats
Speaker 1: are killing you. You don't even have lats. What what
Speaker 1: is the lads short for? I don't know, but they're
Speaker 1: part of my shoulder muscle, lateral lateral muscles. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: aching me right now. My lats are aching. But that's
Speaker 1: another story anyway. So yeah, so I'm at a breath
Speaker 1: screaming about Phillips. I can't believe a multibillion dollar company hashtag.
Speaker 1: Come on, everybody hashtag with me? And I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I bet you a lot of people have the same problem. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm done with tooth precious. Yeah, I'm just gonna have
Speaker 1: my teeth rot and fall out back to you, all right?
Speaker 1: So um lots, No, wait a minute, what are you
Speaker 1: trying to correct me? No, I'm trying to correct myself.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I'm wrong. I want to make
Speaker 1: sure I'm not wrong. Mm hmmlts. Oh it's short for
Speaker 1: lattice Smith's dorsey muscle, part of your shoulder, right, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: A lot of us don't work at our lots that's
Speaker 1: the problem. Large flat muscle on the back behind the
Speaker 1: arm partially covered by the trap is traps on the
Speaker 1: back of the word lattimer spender. That comes from the Latin.
Speaker 1: It means broadest muscle on the back right now, but back.
Speaker 1: It's between your back and your shoulder blade something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you don't need to tweet me that it's not later.
Speaker 1: I bought my first foam roller too. Are you buying
Speaker 1: everything on TV? Like every gadget? No? You know what
Speaker 1: a foam roller does? Roller? Oh my god, it's just big,
Speaker 1: hard roll but it's hard but it's soft and it's
Speaker 1: like it sounds like it's a cylinder. Yeah, it's big.
Speaker 1: And then you just lay it, roll on it. Not
Speaker 1: a sponsor. You roll on it and and it works
Speaker 1: out your glutes, your glutes and your your your quads.
Speaker 1: It's so good and you just now you have glutes
Speaker 1: and quads. Yeah, you lay on you We we have them,
Speaker 1: we just haven't discovered them. And you just lay in
Speaker 1: your back and you lay and you lay and you
Speaker 1: sit on this thing and you're like rolling on it
Speaker 1: and you're rolling your ass on it. Your ash cheeks
Speaker 1: are gonna all back and forth, like how much do
Speaker 1: they get your fron this one thirty dollars at models,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. Three dollars for a sponge roller. It's
Speaker 1: not sponge. It's hard. It's it's so good. It's like
Speaker 1: a paint roller. You could just paint like that for
Speaker 1: five bucks on the couch at man. This stuff is
Speaker 1: this is this is quality material. You can't just do
Speaker 1: lay on a paint roller. Yeah, I think you can.
Speaker 1: I think you buy a paint roller, roll on it,
Speaker 1: and then you get on your something. You don't know
Speaker 1: the pool, but you can. They charge you a lot
Speaker 1: of money for for pH increase right when you're pH
Speaker 1: is low. What does that mean? You can buy baking
Speaker 1: soda and throwing your pool. It's the same ship. Really Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, you could take chlorox for a
Speaker 1: dollar and gallon throwing your pool. It's the same thing
Speaker 1: as as chlorine. Life's hats with David Brodie. A couple
Speaker 1: of things I've noticed when I'm low on like chlorine,
Speaker 1: I'll throw up some chlorox and it's the same ship.
Speaker 1: Now someone's gonna go technically doesn't have alga psych it's
Speaker 1: kind makes the pool clean. Well, I was laying on
Speaker 1: my stomach on this thing. Roll not. Do me a
Speaker 1: favor if you're listening to this and you're at home, deep,
Speaker 1: I'll pick up a nice you know, like a twelve
Speaker 1: eighteen inch wide paint roller and lay down and roll
Speaker 1: on it and see if it's the same thing as
Speaker 1: the thirty dollar piece of thing crappy board. Wow, this
Speaker 1: is for the gym. It was in the gym section,
Speaker 1: and it looked like it was sturdy, and it looked
Speaker 1: like it was a reputable company. Yeah, but you're a
Speaker 1: gym expert, so yeah, you know me, I know you
Speaker 1: still not losing my stomach though not still there. By
Speaker 1: the way, Greg t who's on our show, got light
Speaker 1: bo he's still got the gut. He's like swelling goes
Speaker 1: down after three months three months and he's like, I
Speaker 1: got yeah, so to help get rid of it. So
Speaker 1: he was to help get rid of it because he's
Speaker 1: got like, um a bump right, so like above his
Speaker 1: his uh that area of bovey penis the bunt or
Speaker 1: the or the bick the bick right is it the
Speaker 1: big it's the belly right, the bick And so he's
Speaker 1: got the bick, the flat pick, but they're right above.
Speaker 1: It is like allege of fat or like allege of
Speaker 1: his the swelling. It's swelling. It's like it goes up
Speaker 1: and then and then his abdomen is all a different
Speaker 1: level than his his bick. So he says, I gotta
Speaker 1: like it's gotta like break up. I gotta start doing
Speaker 1: like crunches and and sit up and whatever. I go.
Speaker 1: Then why don't you just do that rather than get
Speaker 1: in the light bo do someth Can said, what do
Speaker 1: you say to that? He gave me the look like, dude,
Speaker 1: don't use logic on me. Um can I can I
Speaker 1: just do a little house cleaning, housekeeping. I want to
Speaker 1: go over a couple of things. Want to clean my house,
Speaker 1: get rid of my sonic care toothbrush. All right, you
Speaker 1: got it? Um Bill Burr. Bill Burr one of the
Speaker 1: greatest comics out there on the road right now. He
Speaker 1: was on our radar, and everyone was like, have Bill Burrow,
Speaker 1: should have Bill Burrow, and then we gotta lead. And
Speaker 1: when we got that email, we're like, we're gonna book
Speaker 1: Bill Burr. Right. So his guy Mike reaches out to
Speaker 1: me as one of the producers executive producers the Elvis
Speaker 1: strad Morning Show. Nate books the guests, but I'm on.
Speaker 1: People have me on their list of executive producers the
Speaker 1: PR firms. So he emails me and says, hey, we'd
Speaker 1: love to have Bill Burr on the Big Show. Love
Speaker 1: to have mon He's coming to New York. Got to
Speaker 1: promote a big show. Love to have m on. So
Speaker 1: I said, well, you know what, I don't book for
Speaker 1: the Big Show. I'm gonna pass your information on the Nate.
Speaker 1: Here's his information. You can talk to Nate. But as
Speaker 1: far as i'd love to have him on our podcast,
Speaker 1: I said, because we've talked about him. It's been a
Speaker 1: bit like you know, we had Michael Rapport was a bit.
Speaker 1: We've talked about having them on. A lot of our
Speaker 1: listeners are like, oh, Rabbit Port's great to Bill Burro on.
Speaker 1: You know him, Bill Burr fam. We've talked about in
Speaker 1: previous episodes, which you know because you listen in order.
Speaker 1: And so I said, here's here's our how many listeners
Speaker 1: we have, Here's how many people UH listen in different
Speaker 1: markets and different cities in New York whatever, I said,
Speaker 1: So it would be worthwhile for him to come on
Speaker 1: our show. He says, that's great. Let me know what
Speaker 1: day is available. Whosday? Wednesday? Thursday, Friday? So you know,
Speaker 1: I emailed them back and I said, let's let's interview
Speaker 1: him Wednesday around eleven o'clock. Does that work for you?
Speaker 1: If it does, I'll send your heartline. And so here's
Speaker 1: the response I got from Mike. Bill Burr's guy. Ready,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it to you. I printed it out. Ready,
Speaker 1: there you go. The son of a bitch didn't get
Speaker 1: back to us. Bill Burrs Mike never got back to me.
Speaker 1: So I emailed them. I go, So I replied, all
Speaker 1: to my sent email, let's call him right now so
Speaker 1: it would look like he would see the email chain.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Mike, we're still look going to have
Speaker 1: Bill Burro on this Wednesday work for you. This was Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Then Wednesday morning, I emailed him again. I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: Bill Burs, Mike, how about today at eleven? Let's hear
Speaker 1: that response, Tam Brodie, Oh, I got the one from
Speaker 1: the third email. I'll got a printed over here. Hold on,
Speaker 1: that's what he said for the third email. So, hey,
Speaker 1: dou canoe get back to us Bill Burns, Mike, guess
Speaker 1: what it's like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, Bill Burns guy Mike
Speaker 1: never got back to So Bill Burr. If anyone knows
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, let him tweet at him. We like Bill Burr,
Speaker 1: we love him. Now normally, look, normally we have a rule.
Speaker 1: Don't tweet it to people today. It's it's it's super
Speaker 1: awkward if you don't. I believe it's I want you
Speaker 1: all to tweeted him. What is his uh handle? Is
Speaker 1: it Bill by the way? Let me let me let
Speaker 1: me confirm that it's Bill Burs Mike because I want
Speaker 1: to make sure that it's not like his Mike Mike
Speaker 1: is his guy. I want to make sure who'll just
Speaker 1: sleep at the wheel here because obviously we're not good
Speaker 1: enough for hold on. The podcast is not big enough
Speaker 1: for Bill Burr. Because that's what I'm here and there, Brodie,
Speaker 1: Now Bill's at Bill Burr by the way, Yeah, b
Speaker 1: I l l b u r R. Yeah. Let me
Speaker 1: find uh one point one million followers. He's got one
Speaker 1: point you know why, because he's a talented man. Let
Speaker 1: me find the guy's name, just his first name. I
Speaker 1: don't want to well, why don't when you tweet at
Speaker 1: Bill bird, you know, so just it's it's it's Mike.
Speaker 1: It's technically Michael um and and none of the listen
Speaker 1: this guy, Michael Um. Here's what he wrote originally, thank
Speaker 1: you for sending Nate's info and we could set a
Speaker 1: phoneer with Bill Burn next week for Brooklyn Boys. Would
Speaker 1: you be able to post it for next week's episode? Right?
Speaker 1: He says, you'll have thirty minutes on the call with Bill.
Speaker 1: Please let me know the days and times you're available
Speaker 1: for Bill the cole in. This is perfect for us.
Speaker 1: Never help, I wrote back, and so he played Madison.
Speaker 1: He oh, he's playing Madison Square Garden. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to give the dates now, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not promote it until he calls us. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we still have time. So what I'm saying is, um
Speaker 1: I sent him an email on October three, so his
Speaker 1: his Madison Square Garden dates are still pending. We still
Speaker 1: would love to have Bill Burr on, So tweet at
Speaker 1: Bill Burr and then say hey Bill Burr, at David
Speaker 1: Brody and at Scary Jones, would love to have you
Speaker 1: on the at Brooklyn Boys WTF podcast. Have your guy,
Speaker 1: Mike get back to get back to us. Nothing rude,
Speaker 1: don't know f you Mike, none of that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Just go have your boy Michael, get back to them.
Speaker 1: They're waiting, that's waiting on an email back. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure Mike's very busy. He's got a huge client. I
Speaker 1: get that. I hate when people do that, when people
Speaker 1: just ghost us. It's happened to me so many times.
Speaker 1: It really does. It bothers me. Just so, Bill burrs off. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's I want to talk about we talking about the
Speaker 1: goats you mentioned before. Yeah, so a year ago you
Speaker 1: went to a six months ago, eight months it was
Speaker 1: about a year ago. It was you went to Newport,
Speaker 1: Rhode Island, and I met at the time they were
Speaker 1: baby goats. It was William and Cornelius they were, they
Speaker 1: were two goats. Is actually built on Goat Island and
Speaker 1: back in the day they used to be goats there
Speaker 1: because that's where the fisherman and the people used to
Speaker 1: leave in tradition of Goat Island. In the traditional they
Speaker 1: have a pen like a little like a little house.
Speaker 1: It's like a little world for goats and in the
Speaker 1: dependent penned in. But they let you and a couple
Speaker 1: of people from the Morning show go into the pen
Speaker 1: when they were baby goats and go in there and
Speaker 1: pet them. Now, you are not good with animals. We
Speaker 1: have established I'm not good with kids, and I, by
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't say it on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: said it off the podcast and people called me out
Speaker 1: on it. We had a dog on two weeks ago
Speaker 1: right from Nottra Animal League and pen right, and I
Speaker 1: forgot to make the joke of you asking if the
Speaker 1: dog was collocky, because that's all you know about the
Speaker 1: kids is colocky, chicocky, and then dogs you and like, go,
Speaker 1: hey boy, you're very timid with animals. You don't really
Speaker 1: know how to handle him. So on this video, is
Speaker 1: it up? It's posted right? Yes, yeah, me being rammed
Speaker 1: by a goat. By the way, you were goaded by
Speaker 1: a goat. I was rammed in the calf, right, So
Speaker 1: the wisdom how would find the video? Would that be
Speaker 1: ironic that I'm rammed in the calf? Yes, but you're
Speaker 1: also goaded by a goat. So I was rammed by
Speaker 1: the goat, ran by the goat in the calf. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was a year ago, right now. I returned to
Speaker 1: Gurney's Okay, So where would I find the video of
Speaker 1: you getting ramm by the goat? It will be at
Speaker 1: Scary Joe. You posted it right recently. Okay, So we go.
Speaker 1: We're standing outside the goat pen and you can they
Speaker 1: can stand up and by the by the little top
Speaker 1: of the fence, you can pet them, and they get
Speaker 1: the right that they do that when you give them
Speaker 1: a little feed like that like when you eat spaghetti. Right. So, uh,
Speaker 1: somebody said to you that, now the goats are brothers.
Speaker 1: According to the sign yep, there's a gray goat and
Speaker 1: a white goat at their full size goats. Now, so
Speaker 1: somebody said to you, hey, scary, which is the goat
Speaker 1: that got you in the leg? And your exact words were,
Speaker 1: the one in white, that's right, the one in white,
Speaker 1: which is that's how someone who doesn't know anything about
Speaker 1: animals would speak. He wasn't in white. He actually is white.
Speaker 1: He wasn't wearing a white coat. You're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: my friend, the one who's kind it's white fur. So
Speaker 1: it's white. He's in white. The first of all, it's
Speaker 1: fake fur, because everybody's very conscious of it. The goat
Speaker 1: was wearing fake fur. But you wouldn't say that that's
Speaker 1: the the goat in white. Why not he's just say no,
Speaker 1: he's not in any other color, okay, but he's not
Speaker 1: in white. He is white. You would just say the
Speaker 1: white goat, the white one. Why can't I say the
Speaker 1: one in white because he's not wearing a white pant suit.
Speaker 1: When you say someone's in white, it means they're dressed
Speaker 1: in white. The goats not dressed in white. He just
Speaker 1: is white. If you were naked, would you say, would
Speaker 1: you say, oh, is my friends scary? He's the one
Speaker 1: in white if you were naked. But the goat has skin,
Speaker 1: and the goat has fur. I'm referring to the furka,
Speaker 1: So it's the one if if you were naked, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: that's scary. He's the one in black because your black
Speaker 1: hair in black. Let's say I was black and I
Speaker 1: was wearing yourself. If I was black, right, and I
Speaker 1: was wearing a white coat, you'd be and you're pointing
Speaker 1: me out like it was him the one in white, right,
Speaker 1: because because I'm wearing a white coat, right right, Okay,
Speaker 1: the goat is not wearing a coat pink skin. Okay,
Speaker 1: it has white fur hold on, So it's the one
Speaker 1: in one though he's wearing a fur hold on. If
Speaker 1: I was it was if I was a black man
Speaker 1: wearing a white fat, black eyes white, the one in white?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean by the
Speaker 1: one that guy him in white? Right? Right? But if
Speaker 1: he was naked, you'd say the black, right, but you
Speaker 1: wouldn't say the one in black then in black atually,
Speaker 1: But the goat skin is pink, so really he's wearing
Speaker 1: a white fur. He's wearing he's got fur on him.
Speaker 1: The fur is the coat. He's not wearing any but
Speaker 1: he's wearing white. You're not wearing your hair, he's white
Speaker 1: wearing unless you're wearing a tupai. Are you wearing your hair?
Speaker 1: But the goat is wearing fur. It has fun. It's
Speaker 1: not wearing fur. He's got fur. He's got he's not
Speaker 1: wearing it but underneath his pink skin. But he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not in fun. If you were to shave the goat,
Speaker 1: the skin would be pink, so so we would just
Speaker 1: be a goat. But it was. But because he's got
Speaker 1: white fur, it's the one in one. He's just the
Speaker 1: white one. There was one in gray, and there was no. No,
Speaker 1: he's not in gray. The other gray with the grandfather
Speaker 1: has a gray beard. Do you say he's the he's
Speaker 1: the one in gray. No, he say he's got with
Speaker 1: the great beard. No. But if if my grandfather was
Speaker 1: wearing a gray coat, he no, he'd be the one
Speaker 1: in ground. But with talking hair to hair, not coat
Speaker 1: to fur. If he had great fur, if my grandfather
Speaker 1: was graying a great fur, he'd be the one in gray. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: that goat has gray fur. That coat has white. If
Speaker 1: your grandfather was naked and had a hairy back and
Speaker 1: it was all gray, you would be like, that's my
Speaker 1: grandfather in gray. The hair of the goat. No, it's
Speaker 1: is white. That's all. That's my case. No, you don't
Speaker 1: have a case because I don't make any sense. The
Speaker 1: one in white works. It's not the one in white.
Speaker 1: It's the white goat. You wouldn't go, oh, look at
Speaker 1: the dog and go that don't see the dog? Which
Speaker 1: one is your dog? The one in black? You go
Speaker 1: the black dog. You wouldn't say the one in black.
Speaker 1: M the wonder the goat fucking ramed you? I would
Speaker 1: ram me two fa was that goat? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you're getting a little technical on me. And
Speaker 1: you got another thing. I don't know. Do I have
Speaker 1: another thing coming? You've got a nothing coming, Judice Priest.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about your your your new speech pattern.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what you did with the fork,
Speaker 1: and I want to talk about the Instagram picture you
Speaker 1: liked here next just sucking spin the wheel of scary right?
Speaker 1: What is it with you? You know how like people
Speaker 1: when you hang around British people, you get a British accent.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you hang around like you go to you
Speaker 1: go to college in the South. Self admitted you got
Speaker 1: a new thing with your speech, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out where you got it from. What am I saying?
Speaker 1: You're throwing the word yeah on the end of all
Speaker 1: your sentences when you ask a question and you don't
Speaker 1: even realize it. It's a new thing with you. You
Speaker 1: did it a hundred times this weekend. We were at
Speaker 1: that We were at Penn Station waiting for a train
Speaker 1: and you had to get food and you were like, so,
Speaker 1: uh is there Breadonnette? There's no Breadnett. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't realize I'm doing that you're doing that like
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you want you want to go to
Speaker 1: the bar? Yeah, I haven't said that once on the podcast,
Speaker 1: but it's a new thing with you, and I don't
Speaker 1: know who in your life says it. Well, I gotta
Speaker 1: stop this quick because I don't like it. I'm constant
Speaker 1: thank you for calling it to my I feel like
Speaker 1: you going to the bar? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. So who are you hanging out with?
Speaker 1: What TV show? What are you listening to? What someone's going? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do I influence by? I don't know, but it
Speaker 1: was I wanted. I was like, I was gonna say something.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, podcast, I don't want to. Brian
Speaker 1: wanna bring it up. You should have brought it up
Speaker 1: so called my attention to it and save myself the embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I don't need to say that. But you're doing it
Speaker 1: all the time. I didn't realize I was doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh you enjoyed. You said to me you
Speaker 1: joined the Nochi. Yeah, I'm like, what, I don't realize
Speaker 1: I'm doing that. Next time I do it, could you
Speaker 1: call me out on it all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: You're doing it. Like, yeah, it's almost like you're tagging it.
Speaker 1: It's like you know what I'm saying. You don't. If
Speaker 1: anybody has any example of me doing this on a
Speaker 1: previous episode of this podcast, please let me know. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard you do it. It was this weekend, Like
Speaker 1: I know your days beginning to beginning to phases. I
Speaker 1: know you're dating someone, but it's almost like you were
Speaker 1: dating a new girl who kept saying that and you
Speaker 1: picked up on it, like when someone says, like a lot,
Speaker 1: but I've been robbing for all these years. We haven't
Speaker 1: rubbed off on each other. I would hope you did
Speaker 1: that way. Hey, what was it we were talking about?
Speaker 1: Somebody tweet texted in podcast this seven x up there.
Speaker 1: Now they all want to be on the show. No, no,
Speaker 1: but remember yesterday someone text into the elves Strand show
Speaker 1: that you and I were debating something and they said
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys, and they went podcast. Because we always have
Speaker 1: a topic, we all podcast it for I forgot what
Speaker 1: it was. Hold on all right, so scary, Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna pay attention to that. If you've heard Scary do that,
Speaker 1: let us know. Oh you asked me on the train.
Speaker 1: Here's right, here's what excuse me. I want you, I
Speaker 1: want you to we should is that the Mile High Club?
Speaker 1: That's correct, We should get a caller on here to
Speaker 1: settle a bet. But here's what you did. We were
Speaker 1: running to the train. The way Penn Station works is
Speaker 1: when there's a huge digital board, like, let's get something
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, save your breath, broty, somebody
Speaker 1: to help us out, all right? Okay? Uh. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell everybody about the next correct that
Speaker 1: you have with me? The fork just keep going, keep going, Browny,
Speaker 1: you're on a roll, on a roll. Okay, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save the Instagram picture question for the caller.
Speaker 1: All right, we're eating dinner. What was it? Scaccio's right
Speaker 1: at Gurney's. And the food was excellent. But before the
Speaker 1: food came out, we're talking about bread and butter. Yep,
Speaker 1: there's They bring out a little plate with three dishes
Speaker 1: on it, three little square dishes. It was eggplant, right,
Speaker 1: which are people called Gobba gooule Brooklyn people. The middle
Speaker 1: one had olive oil when him at olive oil, and
Speaker 1: the third one had marscapone. But like butter, it was
Speaker 1: hard like butter was mars capone cheese. So I'm sitting
Speaker 1: next to Scary and I see takes his fork and
Speaker 1: he sticks it into Gobba gooule in the eggplant, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh oh oh loves it, right, you love
Speaker 1: so good? And I only looked because I hear him
Speaker 1: going so good. And then you do what you always
Speaker 1: do when you want everyone to eat it. God, have
Speaker 1: you tried digg plant? You guys tried to fantastic and
Speaker 1: you know I don't need egg plant. You like port
Speaker 1: try egg plant? Like? Okay, at that point, I'm making
Speaker 1: eye contact with you, and you took the fork and
Speaker 1: you stuck it in the ust capone like a butter knife.
Speaker 1: And you took it and you butted your roll with
Speaker 1: it and you started eating the brawl but most capone.
Speaker 1: And I said, scard, what are you doing? What I said,
Speaker 1: you stuck your fork with the eggplant juice all over
Speaker 1: it and your mouth on it into the community. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a mistake, all right, that was an error.
Speaker 1: You win, right, Okay, it's not something I thought I
Speaker 1: had another fork there, or I thought I had switched utensils,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. You didn't it wasn't it. But it
Speaker 1: wasn't even a knife. You took it. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: what I was doing, but you took it. You and
Speaker 1: you you cut the butter. It was First of all,
Speaker 1: I had been up all night the night before that
Speaker 1: I was suffering from lack of energy. I guess my
Speaker 1: second problem with that. After I pointed out, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was thinking, sorry, man, sorry, and
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds later, you put your funk back into it.
Speaker 1: First of all, at that point I realized nobody was
Speaker 1: eating it. You know what, this this little compartment is
Speaker 1: all me. I'm going there. Everybody else, you guys could
Speaker 1: stick with the other compartment is obviously the only one.
Speaker 1: The question is, did you do it to own the
Speaker 1: moscapone cheese. I didn't do it, no, But but after
Speaker 1: I did it by accident, I realized nobody was going
Speaker 1: in on that little puddle, right, I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be my little puddle. I'll is that the
Speaker 1: move next time. In other words, if there's really something
Speaker 1: really good, do you do that play dumb like you
Speaker 1: didn't realize it, and then own it because no one
Speaker 1: wants to not because that's filthy. That's just filthy. That's discussed.
Speaker 1: I feel like you did that. That's bad etiquette. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're doing it on purpose. Hi. Who's this is? Tyler? Hey? Tyler,
Speaker 1: it's scary and brody. What are you doing? Hey? You
Speaker 1: are doing great? How about we're doing well? Tyler? Where
Speaker 1: you Where are you calling this from? I am calling
Speaker 1: from California. Ship Where are you from? California? I'm kind
Speaker 1: of from all over the place. My dad's in the service,
Speaker 1: so it's kind of been all over the world. Saw
Speaker 1: you in San Diego. I actually just left San Diego
Speaker 1: on my way back north as we speak. So you're
Speaker 1: driving right now up the Pacific Coach Highway or is
Speaker 1: that the Scenic Round or you're taking Room five. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm actually going up the fifteen the Californians now from SNL.
Speaker 1: All right, so, how how did you hear about our podcast?
Speaker 1: Do you listen to the elves Ran show? How California?
Speaker 1: We're not really big there? Yeah? No, so I don't
Speaker 1: believe it or not. I actually started listening to you
Speaker 1: guys up in Alaska. Yeah. So I bought a Dodge
Speaker 1: truck and it came with the satellite radio service, and
Speaker 1: I'm flipping through the stations and I get to I
Speaker 1: think it's eleven started yeah, and so I started listening
Speaker 1: to it. I was like, Wow, these guys are really good.
Speaker 1: You know, that's the funny on the Love and then
Speaker 1: uh right right the Elvis Ran Show and then uh yeah.
Speaker 1: So then after that, you guys started talking about this podcast.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to zero, so started zero. You're here,
Speaker 1: You're our hero, all right, so listen. So first of all,
Speaker 1: why did you text in? What was your text? But
Speaker 1: oh well, I was wondering if I could do a
Speaker 1: rap that. I've been kind of talking to you, both
Speaker 1: of you guys back and forth over social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Rant right here? Hold on, So Tyler, two guest ranks Tyler,
Speaker 1: So what should we do? Tyler? We want to ask
Speaker 1: your opinion on something we want you to rank. No,
Speaker 1: let's ask somebody else's opinion. The stage is all yours
Speaker 1: from from Alaska, but driving from San Diego. Right now.
Speaker 1: The floor is that first ever Brooklyn Boys non Brooklyn Boys? Rant,
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question real quick? What's your
Speaker 1: what's your what's your Twitter? It's at game, Jockies, double
Speaker 1: as seven. Okay, okay, all right, good, alright, go ahead.
Speaker 1: What are you complaining about? Okay? So, uh, you you've
Speaker 1: talked about your issues with your Dodge Charger, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, I love love Dodge. Uh. I have the
Speaker 1: Dodge Challenger. I tweeted you out about it, uh a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. It's been almost a month or so.
Speaker 1: Now I've had an issue with mine as well. Now,
Speaker 1: thankfully I haven't had the you connect issues you've had. Um.
Speaker 1: I was having an issue with my backup camera. I
Speaker 1: don't know if yours has a backup camera or not,
Speaker 1: but it was gett Yeah. So it's getting a wonky,
Speaker 1: um and we're just kind of acting out of place,
Speaker 1: and so I decided, well, you know, I need to
Speaker 1: take it into the Dodge dealer and uh the second
Speaker 1: you know, the second time that's been uh replaced. So
Speaker 1: I go in that the Dodge. You I go into.
Speaker 1: They're really nice in there for the most part, you know.
Speaker 1: So I'll go in there. Yeah, okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: And so I take it in. Uh they tell me, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take carry a thing than boom, and uh.
Speaker 1: I go in and to pick the car up. Uh
Speaker 1: and uh, well, you know this is where everything kind
Speaker 1: of want to rise. So I had to get dropped
Speaker 1: off at my house. They do a struggle service, as
Speaker 1: most UH dealerships do. And uh, first of all, you know,
Speaker 1: they call them, they say, hey, you know, we're on
Speaker 1: our way. We'll be there about ten minutes. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm no more than than you know, five minutes from
Speaker 1: the actual dealership. So I'm going, okay, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: get my shoes and get ready to go. And uh,
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half later, which is when
Speaker 1: I started tweeting you Brodie and uh, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're still not here. I called him, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're so sorry. Uh, you know, Mr Franklin were on
Speaker 1: our way that then, uh and and and it just
Speaker 1: took forever. So I get there. I finally get to
Speaker 1: the dealership and the car is the the windows are down.
Speaker 1: I've got you know, leaves and twigs and everything blown
Speaker 1: in the car. Uh and and they left a mens
Speaker 1: in the car. They left that little you know, the
Speaker 1: laughing and stuff on the seat, they left the paper
Speaker 1: for the floor. It was just it was just a wreck,
Speaker 1: right And so right, so I go you know, I
Speaker 1: I want to talk to somebody. I've been listening to
Speaker 1: you guys for a minute now, you know, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is it this I'm gonna have this moment, right yeah.
Speaker 1: So I go, uh, I go, hey, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of kind of like what I'm seeing here. And
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, well, you know, what's the issue? I said, well,
Speaker 1: you know, the camera works, which is great because you know,
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted it to be fixed. And I said,
Speaker 1: but you kind of let my car mess on the
Speaker 1: end side and uh, guys, kind of looking around. He goes,
Speaker 1: I don't do anything. Are you are you? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: This is this is this is a problem. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll let me talk to your manager. Can I please
Speaker 1: talk to the manager though? Of course, well, of course
Speaker 1: this is on a Saturday, so not everybody in the
Speaker 1: Dodge dealership is currently it. So they don't have their
Speaker 1: manager for the for the repair service center and uh
Speaker 1: so they have the whever whatever managers are duty. And
Speaker 1: I said, uh, hey, how's it going, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: so and so uh and I started trying to tell
Speaker 1: him what's going on. He pretty much but but but
Speaker 1: me in the middle of my conversation he went, he
Speaker 1: went pretty much pretty much. He went, let me, he goes,
Speaker 1: let me, he goes, let me just stop you right there.
Speaker 1: He goes, Um, you know, there's nothing really that I
Speaker 1: can do about it. I go, well, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: And he goes, he goes, let me give you the
Speaker 1: number to the guy that that you can talk to,
Speaker 1: and you can talk to him on Monday. I said, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, though, I said, but you're the manager on duty,
Speaker 1: like this is your responsibility. And he was trying to
Speaker 1: pass the buck asative on the company. Of course, are
Speaker 1: you saying, are you telling me the guy from Dodgers
Speaker 1: trying to dodge responsibility? Definitely definitely what he was trying
Speaker 1: to do. So I I said, sorry, I said, so
Speaker 1: he's writing the member down of the person on the
Speaker 1: business card. And said, well, I said, while you're while
Speaker 1: you're writing that down, it's only finished telling you what's
Speaker 1: going on into it. And so I finished telling him
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, you know, I'm sorry to hear that,
Speaker 1: but you know, there's nothing really I can do. You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta talk to the service manager. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: this is just this is ridiculous. So sure enough, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're gonna get it on Monday. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come in here and and raise a little hole.
Speaker 1: So of course I come in on on Friday or
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Monday. I talked to the guy and uh,
Speaker 1: he kind of he the service manager, was kind of
Speaker 1: just wanted to be all shifty with me, like he
Speaker 1: didn't really want to talk to me. And uh. I
Speaker 1: finally went back to his office and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, this is this is what's up. And I
Speaker 1: tell him about that, you know, the mess in the car,
Speaker 1: and he he goes, well, they said they took care
Speaker 1: of it. No no, no, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do I used exactly buppla bupplah up and
Speaker 1: I did. I did another brody thing, and I said,
Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna dohna do for me. I said,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna clean the inside of my car.
Speaker 1: You're either gonna detail it yourself, or you're gonna let
Speaker 1: me go somewhere and you're gonna pick up the bill, right,
Speaker 1: And he kind of sat there and thought about it
Speaker 1: for a little bit and he goes, uh, he just
Speaker 1: got the car here is here and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, and of course I took pictures. I took pictures.
Speaker 1: I showed him everything and he looks inside he goes wow,
Speaker 1: he was, yeah, this is a real miss. I said, yes,
Speaker 1: they right, and uh so yeah. So basically, they they
Speaker 1: they gave me a hundred dollar credit to go to
Speaker 1: place on my choice down here in southern California to
Speaker 1: get it fully detailed inside in out. And you're ready
Speaker 1: for this one, bring it. They gave me a free
Speaker 1: oil change so hashtag free desserts. That's what I like
Speaker 1: to hear, exactly. And I gotta take you, guys. This
Speaker 1: is this is all because of you, guys. I finally
Speaker 1: look like you know what this is gonna happen. I'm
Speaker 1: getting my free is damn right. And you know what,
Speaker 1: because if they just cleaned your car out, what about
Speaker 1: all the time you had spent wasting their going there,
Speaker 1: going back to talk to a manager, so you got
Speaker 1: him to clean it better than expected, and they gave
Speaker 1: you a coupon. I love it, Tyler, Tyler, you know what.
Speaker 1: I also love that you didn't do it in the
Speaker 1: form of a question. You didn't say, hey, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do for me? You see, I think that's
Speaker 1: the difference right there, the difference makers. When you tell
Speaker 1: them this is what you're going to do for me.
Speaker 1: When you tell them what it is and you've given
Speaker 1: them a solution, you've given it, you're actually pretty much
Speaker 1: doing the equivalent of going to the the spinning refrigerator
Speaker 1: with all the plates of cake on it, going and
Speaker 1: opening up the refrigerator and grabbing the Boston Cream Pie
Speaker 1: out of the refrigerator and showing them, hey, we're good. Right,
Speaker 1: But it's like taking the Great Show good just say it.
Speaker 1: You're saying like, look, here's what you're gonna do. Here's
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do for me. I'm gonna take this
Speaker 1: Boston Cream Pie. Is what you're gonna do for me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna clean my ship? Well, you're gonna pay for
Speaker 1: me to get it somewhere and get exactly go ahead.
Speaker 1: You told them. Good for you. You you actually served yourself.
Speaker 1: You did the self serve free deserve Tyler. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's great, Tyler. Thank you for texting in. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: You rock. Thank you. Thank you is Asile for selling
Speaker 1: you invisible shirt. Done. Oh thank you, guys. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: gal with the invisible for I'm expecting it. Good. Let
Speaker 1: us know in the invisible envelope. Exactly right, Thanks Tyler, fantastic. Nice,
Speaker 1: just made my day. Hi, it's the Brooken Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Who's this Baker? Hey? What's up? Tammy? Tammy Baker? Okay, Tammy?
Speaker 1: I mean, did people ask you about your middle name? Yes?
Speaker 1: I get that all the time, and I have to
Speaker 1: My middle name is Sue, okay, Tammy, Sue, but not Faye.
Speaker 1: And then you're not married to Jim right, okay? To
Speaker 1: make up your eyes not a televangelists, very good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I do not wear I don't we alone
Speaker 1: makeup either. Very good. Where you from? I am from
Speaker 1: preu Indiana. Well you texted into us Brooklyn boys? Are
Speaker 1: you recording now? I love you both so much. Just
Speaker 1: like that, I didn't think I got you guys, because
Speaker 1: I figured you guys probably already had it recorded, because
Speaker 1: I kept checking we were happen. We record usually on Thursdays,
Speaker 1: usually between eleven am and two pm Eastern Standard. And
Speaker 1: we're not we don't take calls every week, but today
Speaker 1: we're in a call mood. Yeah, we're just going for
Speaker 1: very That's awesome because I actually had today off work.
Speaker 1: So when you work, I work at Spurty Oliver. And
Speaker 1: what do they do there? We make electrical break up
Speaker 1: boxes for like houses. And how how long has your
Speaker 1: company been in business? That's a good question, but is it?
Speaker 1: Is it one of these companies that's been around since
Speaker 1: nineteen o five? Well, they don't brag about how long
Speaker 1: they've been there. They've been around for a while now.
Speaker 1: I've been working there for over twenty years. And how
Speaker 1: did you discover the podcast? True listening to show? Okay, good? Well,
Speaker 1: thank you? And what station do you hear? I listen?
Speaker 1: I heart app y? Thank you so much. Well, thanks
Speaker 1: for being with us and Tammy Sue Baker? Are you
Speaker 1: in listening? You know? What are you up to? One
Speaker 1: episode number? I'm waiting on today's episode myself. Today. You're
Speaker 1: not listening to this one in order because you joined
Speaker 1: us in the middle. But we do have a question
Speaker 1: for you because we want to settle something because Brody
Speaker 1: and I are in a little bit of a squabble
Speaker 1: about when we left for our trip to Gurney's over
Speaker 1: the weekend, we would try going to catch a train.
Speaker 1: So here's here's what we need. Just well tell you
Speaker 1: who was right? Here, was was scary? Wrong or not?
Speaker 1: So you okay, okay, no anytimetime, anytime time you wants
Speaker 1: to say thing good things about me, don't call it.
Speaker 1: Let's throw this witness out because I don't want her.
Speaker 1: I will tell the story exactly as it happened, and
Speaker 1: Tammy will decide what the deal was. Okay, go ahead, Tammy.
Speaker 1: We're at Penn Station in New York, huge train station.
Speaker 1: We're taking a train out all the way to Rhode Islands,
Speaker 1: a three hour trip, three trip, and so there's a
Speaker 1: giant board like in an airport that there's all the
Speaker 1: trains that are coming in with their arrival times, and
Speaker 1: then on the right side it tells you the track
Speaker 1: numbers coming in on. Penn Station has like eighteen or
Speaker 1: twenty tracks, five tracks, So when when when the train
Speaker 1: is ready to come in, it will say now arriving
Speaker 1: on track eight. And you have to make a run
Speaker 1: for it because it's orc and there's a thousand people
Speaker 1: and all looking at that board at the same time.
Speaker 1: And as soon as that track gets up there, now
Speaker 1: there's a there's an escalator to the front of the
Speaker 1: train and escalator the back of the train. I happen
Speaker 1: to be standing by the escalator to the front of
Speaker 1: the train, and I'm a little closer than the four
Speaker 1: the three other people were traveling with. There's four altogether.
Speaker 1: So I zipped down the escalator with my suitcase. I'm
Speaker 1: down the escalator and I run to the third car,
Speaker 1: the second car. I see the second car has four
Speaker 1: seats available. Now on if you've ever been on an
Speaker 1: Amtrak train. In addition to having two and two and
Speaker 1: two and two all facing the same direction in the
Speaker 1: front and back of the cars, they have a four
Speaker 1: seater where two seats face the other two seats, so
Speaker 1: they're backwards, okay, and there's no table in the middle.
Speaker 1: But this way you can kind of have a conversation
Speaker 1: with other two people because you're looking at them. And
Speaker 1: I see that there's really no four seats together. There's
Speaker 1: no two across from the aisle another two where we
Speaker 1: could make eye contact with the other two people were
Speaker 1: traveling with. So I run on the train rain and
Speaker 1: I and I and I stand by the door and
Speaker 1: I go, I got four together, and I run in
Speaker 1: and I grabbed the four seats, the two facing the
Speaker 1: other two. I put my bag up on top of
Speaker 1: the ledge where you put your bags, and I sit
Speaker 1: down next to the window, facing the direction that we're
Speaker 1: about to travel in. I got the good seat, right
Speaker 1: Why Because I ran ahead and I got the train.
Speaker 1: I saved the seats. I sat down by the window
Speaker 1: for our three hour trip. Three hour trip. So Scary
Speaker 1: Gandhi our new co host and her friend Kyle. They
Speaker 1: get on the train and go, guys, I got four seats,
Speaker 1: and Scary goes, yeah, I don't want to sit facing
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, because then you got a ship four
Speaker 1: people face two people facing each other without one of
Speaker 1: those little lap trays that you get in front of you,
Speaker 1: because if it was just too too too two, do
Speaker 1: you get the lap tray that comes down in front
Speaker 1: of you. Right, But I don't want my knees to
Speaker 1: knock your knees. And we're staring at each other for hours.
Speaker 1: So Scary says, we don't need to sit together. Let's
Speaker 1: just find two seats and two seats, and he gets
Speaker 1: up and he goes back to most busses and trains
Speaker 1: are aligned hold on. So when he first got on
Speaker 1: the train, he throws his bag up next to mine
Speaker 1: on the ledge. He had a backpack, throws it up
Speaker 1: there next to my suitcase, and he says, my sonic
Speaker 1: care was buzzing. Yeah, And he says, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here. As I'm sitting by
Speaker 1: the window. He says, let's go back two rows. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit. Let's sit there and gone to you and
Speaker 1: your friend. You can find two seats by yourself. Well
Speaker 1: we'll see in three hours. And he runs to the
Speaker 1: window seat and he sits down by the window. And
Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing? And he says, I
Speaker 1: got I got the window seat. I said, I had
Speaker 1: the window seat. I saved the seats. Well I got
Speaker 1: here first. So I sit down and he says, hey, man,
Speaker 1: can you get my backpack? I left it up by
Speaker 1: the other seats. He wants me now to get up
Speaker 1: and go get his backpack. After he steals the window seat.
Speaker 1: So number because because he knows if he gets up
Speaker 1: to get the backpack, I'm gonna take the window seat.
Speaker 1: So number one, he takes the window seat. After I
Speaker 1: got the seats, I found the car was matter. There's
Speaker 1: four of us and the three of us out of
Speaker 1: the four agreed that that was the wrong seat for
Speaker 1: him to choose. So that so then rather than going, Brody,
Speaker 1: why don't you go sit in that row by the window,
Speaker 1: he runs to it, doesn't take his bag so he
Speaker 1: can get there first, and then says, hey, Brodie, while
Speaker 1: you're up, while you're you know, get while you're getting
Speaker 1: your bag, can you get my bank? Because I was
Speaker 1: already inside, wedged in the seat. So that's the that's
Speaker 1: the move. So so you have a two part question.
Speaker 1: Number one, was he wrong to go and get the
Speaker 1: other window seat after he didn't want to sit where
Speaker 1: I was already sitting. And two, on a scale at
Speaker 1: one to ten, how much of a douche move was it? Too?
Speaker 1: While he's already sitting at the window asked me to
Speaker 1: get his backpack so he doesn't have to get up.
Speaker 1: So one is he wrong? And to how much of
Speaker 1: a douche was he? He is absolutely wrong? And on
Speaker 1: the scale of one to tench it tenor thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you? I did that? Why can't he's an asshole?
Speaker 1: He's an asshole. Thank you. He's been like that to
Speaker 1: me my whole career. Really, I take the window seat
Speaker 1: and I tell you to get my bag. I would
Speaker 1: never do that, Brodie. You know what, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Man, you know you. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Timmy Sue Baker, thank you, all right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Invisible shirt on the way. Oh good, can't wait? Were
Speaker 1: you ruining it for me? Ruin itsible? I'm not signing,
Speaker 1: and only Brody's gonna sign it. I'll sign it for
Speaker 1: him and scary. Thanks having by I win. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Timmy Sue Baker. What did you think she was going
Speaker 1: to say? She could have picked it was a douche move.
Speaker 1: But I don't care. Okay, as long as you admit
Speaker 1: it like you stuck you in the butter, I admit it,
Speaker 1: all right? All right, Uh what are you doing doing there?
Speaker 1: I don't know what are you doing there? Button we
Speaker 1: so let me tell you what we got left. I
Speaker 1: got a I got a couple of rants. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna stay with the ax. I don't get to them.
Speaker 1: You people get mad at me. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save what you did on Instagram for next time. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're battered and bruised tonight. Mail talk. That
Speaker 1: sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, you can
Speaker 1: always contact us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. And Uh this week, Jamie Ann heart Rights.
Speaker 1: I love this podcast. Been a long time listening to
Speaker 1: the Big Show, fifteen minute morning show podcast, all of it,
Speaker 1: and I used to listen to you guys on my
Speaker 1: commute home from work, but wasn't catching up fast enough,
Speaker 1: so I've been listed. Oh so I've been listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast instead of show. Don't do that. We don't
Speaker 1: like that. We want you to listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 1: If the Big Show goes away, we don't have a podcast,
Speaker 1: so I could finally hashtag listen in order quicker. That's
Speaker 1: why she did it, finally caught up today, you guys
Speaker 1: have briefly mentioned a different experience you get from binge
Speaker 1: watching TV shows versus waiting months for the next season.
Speaker 1: I fear that's what's going to apply to listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast. When I was binge listening, I didn't mind
Speaker 1: when you saved grants for the following week because I
Speaker 1: didn't have to wait. Good, But now I suffer along
Speaker 1: with the rest of the slices as you guys make
Speaker 1: your empty promises. Uh. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh
Speaker 1: every day. I can't wait for hashtag another one to
Speaker 1: come out Thursday. That's Jamie. She's a Long Island slicer.
Speaker 1: She wrote, j K miss you. I love you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you still my favorite. Thank you. We were in Long
Speaker 1: Island yesterday. We were we were in Baldwin. We most
Speaker 1: of you no Long Island and uh Victoria Lopez wrote, uh,
Speaker 1: subject line Brosky, I'm gonna they didn't Jake do that
Speaker 1: on his songs Gods on God's Plan. Even if it wasn't,
Speaker 1: then if we're the Broskis, that's that's anyway. My name
Speaker 1: is Victoria Lopez. Huge fan of the podcast, listening to
Speaker 1: order every week. Bright It's my day to hear your voice.
Speaker 1: Is born and raised in Graves and Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Joseph Avenue.
Speaker 1: You with the Braves and the most depressing name for
Speaker 1: an area. Also the home of the Panelli Special and
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Speaker 1: Twain alum. Both of us graduated in Yes me not
Speaker 1: so long before that. I met my husband who was
Speaker 1: from Marine Park attended and he attended Zavarian livin Monrone,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Parents one in they're in one of the
Speaker 1: adult communities there. Anyway, I noticed in the subject line
Speaker 1: I think Broski would be a great name for the
Speaker 1: two of you, since there's there's no more arguing about
Speaker 1: which name comes first. That I'm a huge fan of Seltzer.
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Speaker 1: She likes Seltzer and diet Coke. I love the concept. Uh.
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Speaker 1: Advocate of writing letters and emails to express my discontent
Speaker 1: with companies who take advantage of me and providing substandard
Speaker 1: customer service. She wants to be one of the first
Speaker 1: to be at one of our our live events that
Speaker 1: we do if we do one again on again and
Speaker 1: she wasn't around, otherwise she would have joined us at
Speaker 1: Pizza Festival. Amazing job of the podcast. Fuck you Abe
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Speaker 1: Lauren Well. Lauren Caplan sent a h text started bingeing
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Speaker 1: long email about a rant that she went on, but
Speaker 1: she I wanted to actually recognize her. She wrote to
Speaker 1: us along with Andrew Andrew Barton. Andrew Barton catching up
Speaker 1: on the podcast finally got to the last one. Started
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Speaker 1: to get here. Uh. Anyway, by the way, not only
Speaker 1: is your podcast number one in the top two hundred,
Speaker 1: screw it, it should be number one. It should be
Speaker 1: in the top one podcasts. Well that's great. We haven't
Speaker 1: been able to crack either. Please how do we get
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Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, you need to give us go
Speaker 1: on even if you listen on my Heart radio, go
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Speaker 1: And as I said on Walkers and Talkers episode podcast, yeah,
Speaker 1: we get people who are like, oh my god, amazing
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Speaker 1: You know what I was talking about. My high school
Speaker 1: used to give grades. Uh it was an M was good,
Speaker 1: an M E was excellent, Master with excellence, an M
Speaker 1: C was like it was like a mastery with condition,
Speaker 1: like you passed put these conditions and an R, but
Speaker 1: an R was failing. It was like retention, but on
Speaker 1: your transcript. They didn't want you to compete with other students.
Speaker 1: They didn't want you to stress about competition. So whether
Speaker 1: you got an M, C and M or an Emmy,
Speaker 1: it was always an M. It was like white, try hard.
Speaker 1: Why yeah, no, give us five stars, five stars all
Speaker 1: the way. Anyway, he wanted to give feedback on fifty
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Speaker 1: should have gone to the game, Mets fans. So, I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly what the big deal is about David Wright,
Speaker 1: but if he's comparable to Jeter and Kobe, you can't
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Speaker 1: but we'll get to in a minute. Let me read
Speaker 1: an email from Ohio McGinn M c g I n
Speaker 1: N at the Brooklyn Boys at David Brody at Scary
Speaker 1: jones Is on Instagram. Um, there's a picture of of
Speaker 1: them with uh noxious uh oxide? What is it? No
Speaker 1: noxious ox? Nitro nitrous oxide that the laughing gas on
Speaker 1: on on their face and it says listening to episode
Speaker 1: fifty five during prep for a crown for their teeth,
Speaker 1: I guess, and laughing so hard that they had to
Speaker 1: stop twice. The dentist in the hygienis are both going
Speaker 1: to check out the show. I knew saving this to
Speaker 1: listen today was the right decision, so they waited till
Speaker 1: they were getting teeth uh surgery getting a crown put
Speaker 1: on to listen episode podcast. We love that. Um oh,
Speaker 1: Jason Curly writes at Curly Jason uh at David Brody.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, was in the drive through a d
Speaker 1: Q dairy queen, and they asked me to pull around
Speaker 1: to the handicap parking spot to wait for fries. And
Speaker 1: he writes, I'm not handicapped. First of all, it's it's
Speaker 1: just you know, grammar police, it's handicapped in past tense
Speaker 1: with two piece. Uh. But let's still love you, Jason.
Speaker 1: So I looked in my review mirror and no cars
Speaker 1: were behind me. So I told him, no, I'm good
Speaker 1: right here. The fries came out less than a minute later.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Jason. Say no, do not pull it
Speaker 1: in a handicapped spot. Don't pull it by the an epidemic.
Speaker 1: We gotta blow the lid off this one, because more
Speaker 1: and more I've been getting a lot of email and
Speaker 1: tweets telling me and you Brody and even the Big
Speaker 1: Show that people are telling you to pull around and
Speaker 1: wait by the garbage. No, no, no, work faster exactly that. No,
Speaker 1: we gotta blow the whistle on it. Let's be let's
Speaker 1: be undercover boss for these people. If you go to
Speaker 1: a fast food place, you're listening in order, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm complaining about. And then when you go, could
Speaker 1: you pull up by someplace else other than right here
Speaker 1: in the drive through you say to them, I'd rather
Speaker 1: not my cause already off. Yeah, I'm not moving. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: this is the drive through window. I'm gonna stay here.
Speaker 1: Also t roar from Brooklyn benson Hurst. He wrote to us, uh,
Speaker 1: letting you know I don't have any social media accounts.
Speaker 1: First things First, you guys are definitely the greatest. Love
Speaker 1: listening to you guys, binge you guys for three weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm just about caught up, wanted to say, sending my
Speaker 1: thoughts about the argument you had in episode fifty four
Speaker 1: regarding the Chinese restaurant. Oh, I do have to agree
Speaker 1: with Skier hang up on him that email. The odds
Speaker 1: of walking into a Chinese restaurant with the employees not
Speaker 1: fluent in English is higher, in my opinion. Sorry, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you're snow flaking. Hold on, keep up the good work, buds.
Speaker 1: That's from hold On, hold on your bench and Hurst boy,
Speaker 1: Tommy Rawar. Okay, let me just say a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Number One, I love benson Hurst, grew up there. Love it,
Speaker 1: love it. Love it. Not the most open minded neighborhood
Speaker 1: you're gonna find in America. You're you're typecasting, your stereotyping
Speaker 1: any else, hold on, I based it on fact I
Speaker 1: lived there. I grew up with it. I know. That's
Speaker 1: like me walking into a Chinese restaurant and assuming they
Speaker 1: don't speak English. You're saying, you're saying that about Ben
Speaker 1: hur On. I grew up there, and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the majority of the culture there is a little bit
Speaker 1: uh of them. Though. Yeah, you're stereotyping. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: not what stereotyping means. You're basing it on the fact
Speaker 1: that I lived there and I know the culture. If
Speaker 1: I said, oh, Ben shust as all Italians, I bet
Speaker 1: they rested. Case of my argument is no longer all
Speaker 1: the time the same brody is highlighting. First of all, child.
Speaker 1: Second of all, you said, after I told you the
Speaker 1: girl spoke English, you said she probably didn't speak English.
Speaker 1: After I told you, you said I took advantage of
Speaker 1: her because she probably didn't speaking After I told you
Speaker 1: that Tommy Roar is a fucking Rhodes scholar. I like Tommy.
Speaker 1: He sounds like a bright guy. You don't know what
Speaker 1: he could have a doctorate. But I said, I didn't
Speaker 1: say Tommy. I said he's from a neighborhood. That is
Speaker 1: a certain way. Okay. We grew up in a neighborhood,
Speaker 1: so you're discounting his opinion, though I'm not. I'm saying, look,
Speaker 1: you know benson Hurst. We used to jokes on The
Speaker 1: Big Show that if you went to Bensonhurst and you
Speaker 1: weren't like everybody else, you get hit with a bat.
Speaker 1: You know, it was like that back in the day.
Speaker 1: I'm not outside, not at all. How my stuff. Like
Speaker 1: if I said I know the neighbors, we off all right,
Speaker 1: enough for the size. Okay, okay, okay, that's not what
Speaker 1: snow flicking it. But let's move on, all right. And
Speaker 1: one more from Stacy all right is Stacy's pizza. It
Speaker 1: says in the subject line, f you Stacy Stacy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that cough Stacy. Guys. Brand gis brandt um,
Speaker 1: I love you, love la love la lo love you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Started listening for episode zero. I'm up at number thirty
Speaker 1: two now. I love it when you say f you Stacy.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh every time I hear it. I
Speaker 1: never reach out. I want to let you know this
Speaker 1: podcast is great. Thanks for making me laugh. So that's
Speaker 1: just a little one. Nice We like that. Now, you
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Speaker 1: he works for the newspaper. Uh. He put it, gave
Speaker 1: him a screenshot and he said, Hey, Brooklyn boys, w
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Speaker 1: That's legit. Um, I would say it's a very sexy app. Uh.
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Speaker 1: So a couple of things. I got a couple of
Speaker 1: news jokes and I want to I want to do
Speaker 1: I want to thank somebody who sent me something. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we get that. Now. We didn't get the professional
Speaker 1: jingle done because my singers out of town. But let's
Speaker 1: just sing over our new, our latest. I love this
Speaker 1: by the way. And oh, I didn't get to tell
Speaker 1: you I hung out with him last week? Oh little John? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did shot shot shots with Little John? Now? Is
Speaker 1: that still on your social media? On at Scary Jones
Speaker 1: on Instagram? It's there if you go to at Scary
Speaker 1: Jones on my social media. I went to an event
Speaker 1: and Little John was spinning and afterwards we went to
Speaker 1: the bar and we did shots. We did shot shot shots.
Speaker 1: It was great. But this is a segment that he
Speaker 1: sings in performed by DJ Steak. But this is a
Speaker 1: new jingle which we're getting made. But it start a
Speaker 1: new segment. Yes, and we're gonna scream it this way
Speaker 1: after John saying, this new segment is called for us
Speaker 1: free ship for us. This is when people send us
Speaker 1: stuff they're not sponsor. We really don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with it other than just do it in a
Speaker 1: new segment called for us. Okay, So it started out
Speaker 1: where um we had was talking. I was talking about
Speaker 1: how I like to get shirts from establishments that brody
Speaker 1: in the name, and so we had a listener who
Speaker 1: already credit and thanked, who sent me a Brooklyn Steakhouse
Speaker 1: shirt from I believe a town in Texas. Don't I
Speaker 1: got it? I think it's bent, and don't tweet me Steakhouse.
Speaker 1: And then we were talking about watches and our friend
Speaker 1: Mohammed sent this watches from his company, and then um
Speaker 1: we were talking about Oh, I got it. I was
Speaker 1: talking about the one long nose hare that I had.
Speaker 1: Abody sent me a nose hair trimmer from Panasonic. And
Speaker 1: then we were talking about grammar like you always do,
Speaker 1: grammar Police, and we got the grammar hammers, grammar hammers.
Speaker 1: Last week hammer the grammar. So we got free ship
Speaker 1: for her, and so got this week in the free
Speaker 1: ship for fart. So I was telling the story about
Speaker 1: speaking of the Chinese restaurant where because I was dissatisfied,
Speaker 1: I said that I grabbed the grape soda and I said,
Speaker 1: were good with this one. We're good, right. But I
Speaker 1: also told the story how grape soda really doesn't come
Speaker 1: in diet soda and as you remember because you listen
Speaker 1: in order. I talked about the supermarket that sold diet
Speaker 1: grape soda, and I brought it home all excited because
Speaker 1: my my middle daughter loves grape soda as do I,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to drink regular soda all the time.
Speaker 1: So I brought to the diet grape soda and it
Speaker 1: was it was. It tasted like liquid air freshener. It
Speaker 1: tasted like fancy soap nobody uses, and then you ate
Speaker 1: it by mistake. It was horrific. So I got this
Speaker 1: hand hand written letter from late Lacy Goodson free ship
Speaker 1: for us. Literally okay, so Lacy Goodson, who follows us
Speaker 1: on Twitter, took the time to handwrite a note. She said, Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: I found these at my job the exact same day
Speaker 1: I was listening to the diet grape soda rant. I
Speaker 1: really hope this isn't the same kind you found at
Speaker 1: that store. Hopefully these will actually be enjoyable to you
Speaker 1: and your daughter. If you do like them, I'll be
Speaker 1: your diet grape soda dealer from now on. Smiley face,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for y'alls. Y'alls Brody and Scary
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, podcast. It's the highlight of my week every week.
Speaker 1: I love y'all hashtag Slice for Life. So, first of all,
Speaker 1: brody and scary, love that, second of all to y'alls,
Speaker 1: which is not common for us in New Yorker. Yer
Speaker 1: about me, I didn't get no free ship. I got ship.
Speaker 1: You got ship. No ship for you, so no shup
Speaker 1: for you. So I got something I never had before
Speaker 1: from it's sparkling grape pico, diet grape pico, g A
Speaker 1: g R A p I c O grape pico and
Speaker 1: it says a Southern thing for a hundred years now.
Speaker 1: Number one. I got twelve cans, she said the case
Speaker 1: I had it ready for the review. It was excellent, nice, excellent.
Speaker 1: So so I so I tweeted her and I said,
Speaker 1: now what do I do if I remember correctly? And
Speaker 1: I apologize Lacy. I believe Lacey lives in Alabama. So
Speaker 1: I said, how am I gonna get grape Pico? I said,
Speaker 1: I have to see if they ship it, and she said,
Speaker 1: I will ship it for you. So, Lacy, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna ask you to do that. But you hooked me
Speaker 1: onto a new product, and I'm very excited. I'll check Amazon.
Speaker 1: I'll find someplace that ships it um. But that was great.
Speaker 1: Not only did you buy me the soda with maybe
Speaker 1: with your employee discount, but then you paid for shipping.
Speaker 1: Unless you did that thing, will you make your company
Speaker 1: ship and you act like it's being shipped on company
Speaker 1: for company purposes? But thank you for the grape soda,
Speaker 1: the diet grape soda. I've lived long enough. I finally
Speaker 1: found a diet grape soda that I like. So thank
Speaker 1: you for the free ship for us. And when I
Speaker 1: say us, I mean me, okay, but not me. I
Speaker 1: don't get you didn't talk about the diet grape soda
Speaker 1: or you don't drink diet grape soda. You don't drink
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. I don't drink any of that.
Speaker 1: Do you drink seltzer? So if someone would like to
Speaker 1: send scary diet seltzer, that's up to you. Well, here
Speaker 1: you go with your invisible shirt. You got some invisible
Speaker 1: set invisible diet in Celtic. By the way, speaking of Seltzer,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I am in search of of
Speaker 1: that good old fashioned seltzer from the bottle when they
Speaker 1: had these seltzer in the glass bottle, spread with the spray.
Speaker 1: You spray it. There is nothing like that carbonation. When
Speaker 1: you drink that cold your I start watering. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh and they turn red. I want a good strong selzer.
Speaker 1: Get me good Seltzer because I because I can't. That's
Speaker 1: an oxymoron pelle green. Now it's like flat seltzer. I
Speaker 1: can't with the belt and it's just like it's like
Speaker 1: I feel, you know when you go to it. I
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant, I get my diet coke no
Speaker 1: ice and it comes back and you can see through
Speaker 1: it where it's like so light brown that it looks
Speaker 1: like crap. Right, That's what seltzer is to me. Not
Speaker 1: enough flavor. By the way, Speaking of which, I was
Speaker 1: at a restaurant this week and I ordered my diet
Speaker 1: coke no ice and it looked a little light. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta send this back. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: syrup in it. Said let me taste it, let me
Speaker 1: say how bad it is. And I tasted it and
Speaker 1: it was iced tea. Does that happen? How does that happen?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, How do you get iced tea?
Speaker 1: H Now? Can I I want to talk I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of use jokes, so if
Speaker 1: we could, we could skip it and use it next week.
Speaker 1: Evans the next week's pile then, yeah, I want I
Speaker 1: want to hear the I want to hear the rant
Speaker 1: of the week. Right, Um, I do want to talk
Speaker 1: about I'll say that that's one joke. I'll save it
Speaker 1: for next one. We can we talk about bulk eggs
Speaker 1: versus buffet. No, well, let let let's save that one too.
Speaker 1: I'm just piste off about eggs. No, no, well, we'll
Speaker 1: save that, we'll say, because you know, people get upset
Speaker 1: and we tease things, we don't do them right. And
Speaker 1: I also wanted to talk about the friend of mine
Speaker 1: who she booked her wedding venue, but she hasn't gotten
Speaker 1: the ring yet that she bought her dress. But let's
Speaker 1: not talk about that. I think we should bring some
Speaker 1: some girls in for that next week. Yeah, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that's ridiculous. Let's just tease you with that one.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine, she she bought a wedding dress.
Speaker 1: You're teasing the whole story now, dress, she's an engagement ring.
Speaker 1: But she and she booked the wedding ven you put
Speaker 1: money down on it, all right, that's little obsessed. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what um. And by the way, if you
Speaker 1: know somebody, oh, that would be great. Let's put it
Speaker 1: out there. If you know somebody who bought their dress
Speaker 1: before the ring, or book the wedding venue before the ring,
Speaker 1: they got the ring, they're not engaged with their book
Speaker 1: and everything ready, they're putting the horse before the cart.
Speaker 1: Please get in touch with us, and if you'd like
Speaker 1: to speak on the podcast, we could change your name
Speaker 1: or whatever. We'd love to put you on Becau. If
Speaker 1: you've done it, I want to hear about this. Let's
Speaker 1: put it. We're putting a topic out there. Brodie, you
Speaker 1: believe that. I We'll save that. I got I got
Speaker 1: a mini rant I'm gonna say for next week. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I got a rant about my my kids tuition.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw that out there for next week. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you about my right home last night. Now,
Speaker 1: we went out to Long Island, which is normally normally
Speaker 1: to get to where I live in New Jersey, it
Speaker 1: should be forty five minutes to an hour and five
Speaker 1: minutes the most. It's like it was like thirty four miles,
Speaker 1: a couple of a bridge, a tunnel here and there.
Speaker 1: My navigation system, first of all, and by the way,
Speaker 1: I have to say, it's a little pet peeve of mine,
Speaker 1: like white, like white milk. A navigation system. When you
Speaker 1: buy a car, you buy a navigation system. It uses
Speaker 1: a global positioning system to work. Okay, the nav uses
Speaker 1: GPS to work, right, But it isn't the brush uses
Speaker 1: a battery, right, But it isn't a GPS. It isn't
Speaker 1: a global positioning system right, right, Okay, even if it was,
Speaker 1: it's still a nav. It's a navigation system. So when
Speaker 1: people go, oh, I was using my GPS. No a
Speaker 1: GPS technically, right, right, If you buy a GPS device,
Speaker 1: it's actually like it tells you launchetude and latitude. Let's right. Okay.
Speaker 1: So my NAV is telling me to go one way,
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to have built in traffic, right, So
Speaker 1: it's showing me, don't go this way, go this way.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving, I'm driving home and it re routes
Speaker 1: me which is a little bit longer, but it tells
Speaker 1: me to avoid the traffic. Now, now I have to
Speaker 1: work when I get home. At this point, it's telling
Speaker 1: me I'm gonna get home at ten twenty, like, all right,
Speaker 1: ten twenty work to do and be in bed by
Speaker 1: eleven thirty, fine, beyond by ten twenty. It reroutes me
Speaker 1: around traffic again. Now it tells me because of traffic
Speaker 1: ten thirty four. Okay. So I finally get on the
Speaker 1: Jersey Turnpike. It says, go the debt is the way
Speaker 1: to go home. So my exit, without giving away where
Speaker 1: I live, it's not important. I wanna make up a
Speaker 1: number that doesn't exist, it says, get off Exit twenty,
Speaker 1: that's my exit. I get to exit eighteen nineteen again.
Speaker 1: I know there's no I get it. I know I'm
Speaker 1: making it up. So I get to exit twenty, which
Speaker 1: is the two right lanes, and it's all blocked off.
Speaker 1: It says, blocked off Exit twenty, blocked off. Take exit
Speaker 1: twenty one and get off it Mike Boulevard. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: making that up to So I go. Fuck. So I
Speaker 1: missed my exit exit twenty. I go at exit twenty one.
Speaker 1: Now my NAV says because I missed my exit. So
Speaker 1: I get to the exit, exit twenty one, and I
Speaker 1: and I follow the signs to Mike Boulevard, because that's
Speaker 1: Mike Boulevard. Gets me to take the streets to get
Speaker 1: on the park way. I would have gotten on if
Speaker 1: I got off at twenty I'm a guy. I lost
Speaker 1: ten eleven minutes. Whatever, fuck it, I'll get off at
Speaker 1: twenty one. I'll get on Mike Boulevard. I get off
Speaker 1: at twenty one. I go to the split where it
Speaker 1: says Mike Boulevard to the right and the other town
Speaker 1: to the left. And guess what, Mike Boulevard closed for renovations.
Speaker 1: Told me to take Mike Boulevard. You told me to
Speaker 1: take it. You said, you said twenties closed, you said detour,
Speaker 1: you said pay twenty one. He go to Mike Boulevard
Speaker 1: to get backed on Interstate five, which is what I need.
Speaker 1: I'm lying about five. I know it's not five, so
Speaker 1: I can't get off Mike Boulevard. Why are you telling
Speaker 1: me the detour to Mike Boulevard. If Mike Boulevard is
Speaker 1: a day tour, you're ripping on a computer. Pretty it's
Speaker 1: an inaminate option. No, it's New Jersey, New Jerseys, fucking me.
Speaker 1: So now it says you're getting home eleven o eight
Speaker 1: what happened at take twenty? So I have to go
Speaker 1: south on rude one and nine. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: I had to take one and nine. It says take
Speaker 1: one and nine and head off this way towards the
Speaker 1: Garden State Parkway. It says, get off, it's Sullivan. So
Speaker 1: I got It's fine. I'll keep my eyes off of Sullivan.
Speaker 1: Salivan was closed. Ha ha what update time? Eleven eleven four?
Speaker 1: I got home eleven forty two. Because it doesn't account
Speaker 1: for red lights. I feel like all your lifetime of
Speaker 1: free dessert is all coming back. And the ee fuck
Speaker 1: you Mike Boulevard, fuck you Sullivan, fuck you New Jersey,
Speaker 1: your deep toys, the deep tours. You can't close the
Speaker 1: deep door. You can't do that, bull shit ball. I
Speaker 1: had the same issue in the city, dude, a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. It was like a goddamn labyrinth. I
Speaker 1: was trying to I was driving, like most streets go
Speaker 1: east to west, west to east to go, you know,
Speaker 1: and they go across the entire city. Rights to be
Speaker 1: supposed to be, but no, not with all this construction
Speaker 1: going on, especially on weekends, road closures up my ass.
Speaker 1: I was literally going two blocks road closed, Gotta go
Speaker 1: right and then left one block, then X block closed,
Speaker 1: Gotta go south. Fuck you gotta go back the other
Speaker 1: way because that streets closed. Dude. It was like I was,
Speaker 1: I go a rat in amaze. It took me forever
Speaker 1: to get across the city. It's like, dude, it's it's
Speaker 1: a it's a fact of life. If you're traveling on weekends,
Speaker 1: or you're traveling in the late night, you're gonna get detoured.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get screwed. Now. I just wish that we
Speaker 1: had a system like Ways that would actually tell us
Speaker 1: where to go and actually be up to the minute.
Speaker 1: They're not up to the minute. You notice that, right, Brodie,
Speaker 1: were you using Ways? What were you using? Google? Was
Speaker 1: using my built in Dodge traffic report that I get
Speaker 1: from that I get from satellite radio. It has built
Speaker 1: in traffic. I will tell I didn't have detours. I
Speaker 1: will tell you this. I think had you been using Ways,
Speaker 1: you might have been You might have been home on time,
Speaker 1: you would have been home even earlier. Ways is a
Speaker 1: post to be but I found that sometimes it's not
Speaker 1: up to the minute. So Ways would have reflected the
Speaker 1: detours because it has people on the road using the
Speaker 1: app that is updating it live. It's it's user interactive.
Speaker 1: Everyone's contributing unless they're lying. Don't tell me they're on
Speaker 1: people on ways that lie and go. Oh no, exit
Speaker 1: twenties open, free and clear. Ha ha if you could.
Speaker 1: I wish you could have done it all? What would
Speaker 1: I have done? What if? Ways? What if I looked
Speaker 1: at ways and ways says to me, you're on your
Speaker 1: way home? Oh, exit twenties closed, ones closed, My Mike,
Speaker 1: where was I gonna go to Canada? I hate to
Speaker 1: say it. The NAV that comes stock with the car
Speaker 1: usually sucks. The one in my BMW is the absolute
Speaker 1: fucking worst. And I love I love BMW people's problems.
Speaker 1: But no, the the one that you have your dodge
Speaker 1: fucking hate it. The ones that come in the car
Speaker 1: are the worst. That you can't you can't depend called.
Speaker 1: I called, I called, and I said, I said, I said,
Speaker 1: dodge your map right, Hey? After time, there's no address
Speaker 1: put into the phone number, not found, not found, not found.
Speaker 1: The turning circle in my house is wrong, I said,
Speaker 1: I how are you so wrong? There's so many there's
Speaker 1: no businesses in here because what happens is business is
Speaker 1: paid to be on the navigation system. They pay to
Speaker 1: get listed. It's like the Yellow Pages you pay to
Speaker 1: get in. Right, And so I said, are using Google Maps,
Speaker 1: Apple Maps? There's no, We're using home dot Com. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: Home dot Com. I couldn't get home dot Com. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get home fucking But yeah, I mean, but it's you.
Speaker 1: It's your own fault, the own worst enemy, Brodie. I
Speaker 1: learned a long time ago to shut the BMW one
Speaker 1: in the car off. I paid a lot of money
Speaker 1: for that navigation. It's on your phone. I know. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like a beautiful phone with the wonderful display.
Speaker 1: That's the ten times better than my phone, my Galaxy,
Speaker 1: not not Yeah damn right, all right, so then plug
Speaker 1: that ship in. Open up Google Maps. I don't do
Speaker 1: it because I'm too busy. I want my phone for
Speaker 1: my phone. I don't want it is my navigations, you
Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, but in between phone calls, Well, you're
Speaker 1: not on the phone the whole time. Open up. Do
Speaker 1: yourself a favor. Use the interactive maps that are alive
Speaker 1: that people are using. You would have gotten o much sooner.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I gotta go let's wrap this pitch up.
Speaker 1: We're done, winds On. I'm not done. I want to
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