Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to this episode, Emergency Innercome.
Speaker 3: Today, we're gonna talk about my big.
Speaker 4: Balls balls in my Mouth challenge.
Speaker 3: Guys are going to start with balls in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Balls in my ass challenge. Let's make that happen. Let's
Speaker 4: figure that out.
Speaker 3: But before we start, we did want to take a
Speaker 3: moment to.
Speaker 4: Slash serious, a very real and serious raw.
Speaker 2: Moment trigger warning, because we're about to be real people
Speaker 2: and some people may not want to see that.
Speaker 4: It's actually terrifying. Podcast is over.
Speaker 3: This is this is the last episode. But no, I
Speaker 3: was really it was.
Speaker 2: Really hitting me the other day that the support we're
Speaker 2: getting so far, even though we're only like fifth episoded,
Speaker 2: is actually what actually is? This one's the six whatever
Speaker 2: technicality is aside? Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is just astronomical the amount of support
Speaker 4: we've gotten on this. It's lovely. I love reading everything
Speaker 4: about it. It really does touch my heart. And thank
Speaker 4: you guys so fucking much for watching this and supporting this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the fact that there's like a little
Speaker 2: community for it that I'm seeing building is like so sweet.
Speaker 2: And I literally love stalking through comments and I know
Speaker 2: I don't have a Twitter anymore, but I'm a psychopath
Speaker 2: and I check to see when people are talking shit
Speaker 2: about me because I'd love to hurt.
Speaker 3: My own feelings.
Speaker 2: But surprisingly there is a lot of sweet comments, especially
Speaker 2: regarding the podcast.
Speaker 3: Which made me feel very nice and warm to my.
Speaker 4: Little and you read a couple to me and I
Speaker 4: was just like, damn, I feel that I am loud
Speaker 4: love thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2: Seriously, Like, like the thing is some of you may
Speaker 2: never know what it's like to be like like a superstar,
Speaker 2: but I'm like kind of getting there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like being like really rich and famous, so.
Speaker 3: Like being oh no us being not us being so
Speaker 3: famous that we don't have central ac never.
Speaker 4: No, it's just like actually, like being famous is really
Speaker 4: hard and not enough people talk about it, and it's
Speaker 4: just like being like the beauty standard Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me and you talk about this all the time,
Speaker 2: Like it sucks so bad that like we are the
Speaker 2: reason for your insecurities like and like not.
Speaker 3: To like not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like for sure, y'all look at us.
Speaker 2: And you're like why don't Like I know, people look
Speaker 2: at me and they're like why are like why don't
Speaker 2: I look like that? Like she's so like sexy and
Speaker 2: hot and like honestly and like not to like pit
Speaker 2: women against women, but definitely if you put me in
Speaker 2: a room next to say, like Rihanna, like Rihanna might
Speaker 2: start shaking. Yes, yeah, I'm shaking because she's scared of
Speaker 2: gonna still.
Speaker 4: Bite her fucking ankles.
Speaker 3: Bros, Like, what is this grimlin doing in this room? Get? Get?
Speaker 3: She pulls out a bottle of her starts spraying. It's
Speaker 3: like a square.
Speaker 4: Bottles some setting spray, fifty setting spray.
Speaker 3: But no, seriously, thank you so much. I feel like
Speaker 3: a little superstar in our world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels really really good. Thank you guys for
Speaker 4: watching and supporting, because actually I'm not I'm not lying.
Speaker 4: Like the amount of support we've gone on this is
Speaker 4: like blown every expectation out of the water. Like it
Speaker 4: really is like fucking awesome. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 4: We found her a.
Speaker 2: Little and it goes to show we coun't like gas
Speaker 2: light you guys for the rest of your lives, because
Speaker 2: like you're emotionally in tune enough with us that like
Speaker 2: we lied you for four years and you were still here.
Speaker 4: I mean, lie is fun. We said it before.
Speaker 3: We have the I guess we're not like the worst
Speaker 3: and most manipulti of people because we admit that we'd
Speaker 3: like to lie. Yeah, so like maybe you're the problem.
Speaker 4: Because you say gaslight flight, quadruple gaslighting, Like why are
Speaker 4: you still here like relying to you? This is a problem.
Speaker 3: I'm reverting back to being a gas lighting stealing bitch.
Speaker 4: I am a gas boss. Let's dive in. I'm a
Speaker 4: gas lighting girl boss, a gate boss, I gatekeeper, and
Speaker 4: I gaslight Wait, no, a gatelight, I get gatekeeping, gas.
Speaker 3: Lighter, gatekeeping, gaslighting girl boss.
Speaker 4: Yeah, put a gas light boss, gas light boss, lighter
Speaker 4: fluid girl bitch, you're not a girl bitch literally, Uh yeah,
Speaker 4: that whole that whole thing.
Speaker 3: One day that'll dive in.
Speaker 4: We'll dive into that. Uh.
Speaker 2: But me going back to that is me reverting back
Speaker 2: to my twenty sixteen ways. We were talking about, Yeah,
Speaker 2: how twenty sixteen was such an astronomical year, and it
Speaker 2: specifically is like we were talking about if you were
Speaker 2: like seventeen to nineteen and twenty sixteen it was.
Speaker 4: It was everything the like viscript hold twenty sixteen has
Speaker 4: on society. It's very rightful, like it's very like it
Speaker 4: was actually the best year of all of our lives.
Speaker 4: Like it genuinely was, like the music was fucking awesome,
Speaker 4: Like we'll dive into that. The memes were like it,
Speaker 4: like I think it literally actually changed like yeah.
Speaker 3: It rejump started like meme cold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like we went a little too hard
Speaker 4: and we fell into like the meme depression in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: and literally the letter e was funny, but we won't
Speaker 4: fucking talk about that.
Speaker 3: Fel the meat.
Speaker 4: It's true, like there was there was a moment in
Speaker 4: time where like literally like memes like, bro, we're back
Speaker 4: in the memes actually, yeah, it like collapsed upon itself
Speaker 4: and like they were literally like they made no fucking sense,
Speaker 4: Like it made absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what those like comps on TikTok now like
Speaker 2: we're back in the main impression of Like it's.
Speaker 4: Like, like, dude, those fucking videos are actually like the
Speaker 4: epitome of just like years and years and years of
Speaker 4: training us to not have attention spancing, because like I
Speaker 4: like can watch a eight second video that literally shows
Speaker 4: thirty six videos anyone and understand every reference it's putting
Speaker 4: into it, Like it's delusional.
Speaker 3: But yeah, twenty sixteen music movies didn't didn't like it
Speaker 3: come out in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4: Probably, oh, twenty sixteen was a fucking clown. The clown's
Speaker 4: terrorizing society. We need to talk about that, like, actually,
Speaker 4: what the.
Speaker 2: Genuinely like people got clown phobia, like they had like
Speaker 2: a people had true phobias of going out.
Speaker 3: I didn't getting killed by a clown. I don't think
Speaker 3: anyone was killed by a clown.
Speaker 4: Not a single person was killed by a con. And
Speaker 4: I read something recently that I was like, huh, like,
Speaker 4: may this is true. I read that there's like a conspiracy, Like,
Speaker 4: oh my fucking god, I'm always bringing up goddamn conspiracies.
Speaker 4: I'm like anti whatever. Literally there's a conspiracy that it
Speaker 4: was in a marketing campaign for it that got out
Speaker 4: of control and it was like, you know, like the
Speaker 4: Blair Witch Project marketing where it was like literally like
Speaker 4: it would be a commercial on the TV and you'd
Speaker 4: be like, what the fuck is that real? Or whatever,
Speaker 4: Like people were saying it was supposed to be like
Speaker 4: a marketing campaign for it, but then it just got
Speaker 4: out of control and they were just like, yeah, we're
Speaker 4: never gonna talk about this this.
Speaker 3: I literally I believe it. And if it was, if
Speaker 3: it was like natural marketing, that just like happened by itself.
Speaker 3: Humans are so funny and stupid. Yeah, because literally it
Speaker 3: took one motherfucker to see the IT post and be
Speaker 3: like start telling people they're gonna die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally just we we got uh. I had to
Speaker 4: do it to him, do it to him. Mean, I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure that was twenty six.
Speaker 2: H I know that was that was like that because
Speaker 2: by twenty seventeen, if you were doing it to them,
Speaker 2: you were harming the people around you, like if you
Speaker 2: were so pulling that into literally but yeah, like my
Speaker 2: like playlist from twenty sixteen, it's it's the twenty fourteen yosification.
Speaker 3: Like it's just like some years have a certain kind
Speaker 3: of yosification to them a few years down. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's just like I don't know what it is because
Speaker 3: it really is twenty.
Speaker 4: Four What did they put in the music? What did
Speaker 4: they put in the music in twenty sixteen? I'm trying
Speaker 4: to think of, like what crack whoa.
Speaker 2: Through the speakers? They were like rubbing on the speakers.
Speaker 2: So when you would walk into urban outfitters and life
Speaker 2: of Pablo is playing in there.
Speaker 4: They put the pussy part of the human and the music.
Speaker 3: They put the pussy fight of the of the human
Speaker 3: and the speakers. Ow is that like a fucked up.
Speaker 4: Like visual like imagery of like a light speaker.
Speaker 3: And it like the base making it. You gotta saying we.
Speaker 4: Need to pat that, we actually need to make that happen.
Speaker 3: No, we don't.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I guess what do you see building in there?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go very one in my room real quick
Speaker 4: and like I'll let y'all know, I'll be that next episode.
Speaker 3: It'll be like that would be a sleigh. It'd be
Speaker 3: like a like a vibrating flush light.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And you also you get your You get to
Speaker 4: play your favorite songs. What you're doing. Do you play
Speaker 4: your favorite twenty sixteen anthem? Going back to bed.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play the Mickey Milk Drake this track, dude,
Speaker 3: is that a world tour or your girls tour?
Speaker 4: Come on Iconic.
Speaker 3: It was everything. I literally remember so vividly where I
Speaker 3: was when those songs dropped on SoundCloud because they were
Speaker 3: on SoundCloud first.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they were Yeah, and I was like
Speaker 4: at a.
Speaker 3: Family party and I remember I got up from the
Speaker 3: couch and like shaking, but I thought like blaring in
Speaker 3: my you and I went to like a bathroom to
Speaker 3: go like listen to it.
Speaker 4: And it was audio playing in the backgroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my family like screaming, and I'm like, just please
Speaker 3: for two seconds.
Speaker 4: Just keep going on. There was another bar from that song.
Speaker 4: It's Twitter finger or Twitter finger.
Speaker 3: Trigger fingers turned to Twitter fingers.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, insane shit. That actually is probably one of
Speaker 4: the most iconic Drake lines of all time there and
Speaker 4: it stands to this day. Yeah. Literally, I still see
Speaker 4: that fourteen times a day on my fucking feeds, Like
Speaker 4: fourteen times a day, I swear to God, maybe twenty five.
Speaker 3: And now look at joke. He's taking little sexy selfies.
Speaker 4: He's in his grande, he's got his like long hoodie on,
Speaker 4: like he's in his nervous thing.
Speaker 3: I move it. I'm Drake and I'm nervous. So you
Speaker 3: can't talk about him because if I meet him my back,
Speaker 3: like I don't know who he is, Like, what way,
Speaker 3: what do you do?
Speaker 4: I'm Drake? Oh hey, hey, I'm I'm I'm Drake. Okay,
Speaker 4: the musician, like Drake the the world's bigger music.
Speaker 3: And then upset.
Speaker 4: She's like, oh she's chill, like she's not a fan.
Speaker 4: Oh she's cool. What having music do you listen to?
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't even have an iPhone.
Speaker 3: When I get in a car on the radio is
Speaker 3: all I'm too scared and I get out.
Speaker 4: Music actually scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Actually this isn't gonna work.
Speaker 3: He's like, I make music. I'm like, you make what?
Speaker 3: I just run away? Stupid. But you mentioned Blair Witch
Speaker 3: and I like know this wasn't necessarily a topic, but
Speaker 3: I need to like mention it is.
Speaker 4: It SIPs it past. Don't forget that you're hogging it.
Speaker 3: Come on and getting some COVID bread in there. Literally
Speaker 3: I'm not okay, I say I COVID And there was
Speaker 3: someone I didn't funk with, like invisiting.
Speaker 4: Me at be like bio warfare, literally bio warfare. We've
Speaker 4: had that conversation several times. I'm gonna get back a
Speaker 4: COVID far the Kanye air literally like getting Kanye concert
Speaker 4: air and but like I'm gonna cough in a bag.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, that was a fucking TikTok literally that one
Speaker 4: girl made that TikTok.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, yeah, literally he got COVID and yet
Speaker 3: in a bag.
Speaker 4: That was Honestly, that was the funniest TikTok I had
Speaker 4: seen up until that point. Like for so long that
Speaker 4: ship literally I would watch it once a day and
Speaker 4: fucking laugh.
Speaker 3: I can't think of a TikTok right now. Actually, just
Speaker 3: anything with the like crying sound, literally anything with that
Speaker 3: sound is so funny, Like for.
Speaker 4: Me, it's the.
Speaker 3: He's escaping, Keller's escaping. And I was saying that around
Speaker 3: like Logan and O'Ryan, and they were like, what are
Speaker 3: you saying? And I was like, oh my god, y'all
Speaker 3: aren't ya y'all are on the side.
Speaker 4: They aren't chronically online.
Speaker 2: But before I forgot, you mentioned blair Witch and I
Speaker 2: was thinking about like how we were saying we needed
Speaker 2: to talk about just like a rational like child fears
Speaker 2: necessarily rational, but child fears and this sounds so stupid,
Speaker 2: But I didn't know that the blair Witch was a movie,
Speaker 2: like the blair Witch Project was a movie or a thing.
Speaker 2: And when I was in like elementary school, I know,
Speaker 2: maybe I was in like fifth sixth grade. Basically a
Speaker 2: family friend who they had two years prior in fourth grade,
Speaker 2: scared the fuck out of me with bloody Mary.
Speaker 4: Literally served her a bloody Mary and she got.
Speaker 3: I got fucked up.
Speaker 4: She got drunk, Like what a phone because I was
Speaker 4: gonna make my concoction, but I'll let you finish the
Speaker 4: blair Witch.
Speaker 2: Basically, they told me the blair Witch story, and I
Speaker 2: fucking believed her and a bitch I I lived in Miami.
Speaker 4: There is it would there was like a part glades.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally we would drive past like just like one
Speaker 3: section of like trees and I'd be like, and I
Speaker 3: believe that she experienced the blair Witch project because she
Speaker 3: literally told me the plot of the movie, like.
Speaker 4: I experienced blair Witch.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put you in the tits.
Speaker 4: I did. No, we actually did go to the forest though, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we did, Like we went to the blair Witch forest
Speaker 4: where it like the myths start.
Speaker 3: Oh, we went there and we had sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with the Witch threesome, blair Witch, the blair Witchiana.
Speaker 2: He's like a dude, like adding Eanna Anna to things
Speaker 2: is such a problem, so bad for me.
Speaker 3: Right now, before we recorded, I like me.
Speaker 2: And you were talking about how we should probably start
Speaker 2: having meals before the podcast because we'll do them earlier
Speaker 2: in the day with like no food in our something
Speaker 2: can buy the end of it.
Speaker 3: We like stand up and we like fall Over and
Speaker 3: fast like fast Away. But he was like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you should eat because I already ate. And I was like,
Speaker 3: what do you want to do? And he was like
Speaker 3: Starbucks And I was like, oh, okay, you're crazy. You're
Speaker 3: getting coffee and he was like, no, I want to
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 4: I want a bakiyana Goodiana and egg Guyana sandwich, Yanna.
Speaker 3: A bacon, egg and cheese, Yana.
Speaker 4: You said something like that, bacon, egg and Goudiana. Yet no,
Speaker 4: but literally it's actually I don't know why, but for
Speaker 4: the past two days, everything I fucking said has ended
Speaker 4: in Eanna, And I'm about to make my holistic Yanna
Speaker 4: drink for y'all on podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is something I don't think we've really talked about.
Speaker 2: Me and Drew genuinely like, which I don't think is.
Speaker 4: A bad thing at all. It's not at all.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in like.
Speaker 2: Real medicine because I didn't grow up. And that's about Okay,
Speaker 2: I like, I got my vaccine and all that like stuff,
Speaker 2: but like I didn't grow up in the healthcare system,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, no, it makes sense, Like why would
Speaker 2: I take a time in all when I could drink
Speaker 2: some chlorophyll and like it'll do the same thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: Someone left a comment and they were like, why don't
Speaker 4: you take like antidepressants, Like I want to know, like
Speaker 4: your story on that and one I literally am like
Speaker 4: treat room resistant, but I take Stamit seven and stam In.
Speaker 3: Seven and Vita mineral green.
Speaker 4: But that has earth broth in it.
Speaker 3: No, this goes good with earth broth. Dude. We go
Speaker 3: to airwater like stand in the Okay, this looks like
Speaker 3: dirt mud wall.
Speaker 4: No, it's mudwater. It's like actual mudwater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's in this grasses, algae, land, vegetables, see vegetables,
Speaker 3: and enzymes, which is literally naming nothing.
Speaker 4: It's it says absolutely nothing and everything from my brain
Speaker 4: at the same time, Like I see that, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, like oh no, no, no, thank god, maringa
Speaker 3: leaf is in there. Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: Actually, No, what what these do for me is like
Speaker 4: if I'm ever, it's all placebo like in my head,
Speaker 4: like legitimately, it's all placebo. And I'm like, like, I
Speaker 4: took my chlorophylline stam at seven this morning, so like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna feel good. Yeah, I'm gonna feel good later.
Speaker 4: So like, as much as it might be bullshit, it's
Speaker 4: real for me. It's very real for me.
Speaker 2: I feel that because I literally I am the sweatiest
Speaker 2: person in the world. Like that is not a known
Speaker 2: fact about me, but like I sweat. So you were
Speaker 2: chugging that mud water right now.
Speaker 4: I chug it because it's so fucking gross. It literally
Speaker 4: tastes like you just have to try it. You just
Speaker 4: have to try it. It literally tastes like mud like
Speaker 4: it tastes like mud pies you make as a kid.
Speaker 3: It's actually not bad.
Speaker 4: It tastes like root, tastes like like bone, bone, bone.
Speaker 3: Marrow, tastes like toes, which is good.
Speaker 4: Let me see, Let me see you see my toes.
Speaker 3: I'll send you a picture later. I'll like cover them
Speaker 3: in butter please.
Speaker 4: I also have this vial of bee Keepers Naturals be
Speaker 4: licks Er brain fuel with royal jelly, and it's good
Speaker 4: for a brain fog apparently. But I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 4: I know I'm scared of it.
Speaker 2: I know we both bought it, and I'm like scared
Speaker 2: of mine. For some reason, I forgot what the fuck
Speaker 2: I was saying because of your mud.
Speaker 4: I don't remember it either, So moving on, I'm moving on.
Speaker 3: I need to make it very apparent that I don't
Speaker 3: fuck with cheesecake factory.
Speaker 4: I thought that should be cheesecake factory slander.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with like.
Speaker 2: I think the grip cheesecake Factory like Olive Garden, TGI
Speaker 2: Fridays and that shit and Panera like has on.
Speaker 3: And this is coming from someone who I grew up
Speaker 3: like poor. The grip it has on like lower class
Speaker 3: families is actually outrageous and so fucked up because as
Speaker 3: a kid going there, like, we didn't go to those
Speaker 3: places often because it was like it is expensive and
Speaker 3: the food isn't fucking.
Speaker 4: Good, no one wants. Is not good every ones have.
Speaker 4: I had a cheesecake meal and been like, holy fuck,
Speaker 4: that was so good. Literally, every time I leave Cheesecake Factory,
Speaker 4: my stomach feels like it has thirteen bricks in it
Speaker 4: and I literally need to like go die, like I
Speaker 4: need to like lay down, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I leave like cheesecake factory, like sweaty, yeah, and oily.
Speaker 3: I'm always Oh, That's what I'm talking about, is how
Speaker 3: fucking sweaty I am.
Speaker 2: And I'm convinced I genuinely do think chlorophyll makes me
Speaker 2: not stink because I'm very sweaty.
Speaker 3: And I stopped taking.
Speaker 2: Chlorophyll for a while and I was like, damn, I
Speaker 2: smell musty. But it's like a middle school boy again.
Speaker 4: Wait what uh like just like how shitty we feel
Speaker 4: after cheesecake factory?
Speaker 3: No, did you say my must smelled good?
Speaker 4: Fine? You have good pheromones. Fine, there I said it.
Speaker 4: I love your your smell, you're your smell. You are
Speaker 4: making this awkward. It's your fault, slimy me. This is
Speaker 4: your fault.
Speaker 3: You are not taking my compliment correctly.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I sweat so fucking much is actually so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I put on a shirt and instantly like, I am
Speaker 2: sweaty mm hmm.
Speaker 4: It also doesn't help that it's eight thousand degrees in
Speaker 4: this house.
Speaker 2: No, but that's why I was saying, like, that's but
Speaker 2: that's like superstar lifestyle, That's what I'm saying. It is
Speaker 2: like like a lot of people think that when you
Speaker 2: become like as rich and famous as us, you like
Speaker 2: get a sea, but it's actually like the opposite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get a sea because you're constantly sweating
Speaker 4: and losing water weight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're just like really skinny.
Speaker 4: We're constantly dehydrated.
Speaker 3: I know, my lips are always dry, and people are like,
Speaker 3: damn girl.
Speaker 2: Put chapsic on it. I'm like, I can't because it
Speaker 2: will make my whole face humid. Like the moisture that
Speaker 2: my lips will lock in will make like my upper lips.
Speaker 3: Sweat, and then my little stash that I've been growing
Speaker 3: out it's so hot. I know, my sweat is like insane.
Speaker 3: I feel like there was one thing.
Speaker 2: Oh also on top of the cheesecake thing, I think
Speaker 2: cheesecake factory and stuff.
Speaker 3: That's where the air fire came from.
Speaker 4: Literally, like they've always.
Speaker 3: Cooked their food.
Speaker 4: They've always had an airfyer. And okay, airfriers are actually
Speaker 4: fucking witchcraft, Like I swear to god, they're like they're
Speaker 4: they are magical. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: They're an oven. I'm like, okay, that's an oven.
Speaker 4: But like on your countertop, like literally all you do
Speaker 4: is just put it in there and you click some
Speaker 4: fucking buttons and it comes out.
Speaker 3: I will say, on top of our house being a
Speaker 3: fucking like sauna already, when I had to use the oven,
Speaker 3: it would literally like blast heat through the kitchen and
Speaker 3: it would be ninety degrees in here. Yeah, so that
Speaker 3: is a plus of the air friers that you're not
Speaker 3: like setting your house on fire. I also have a
Speaker 3: part of my like thing, like the same thing that
Speaker 3: makes me like lock a door eight times and take
Speaker 3: a picture of the door to make sure it's locked.
Speaker 3: Is the Sometimes the oven plays a part into it,
Speaker 3: Like yesterday when I was like when we were leaving it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I think the house is gonna
Speaker 3: blow up. I was not kidding, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I was so sure, and I came and I jiggled
Speaker 3: all the knobs to make sure they were off, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't take a picture of it.
Speaker 4: So like it's probably do you think it was because
Speaker 4: we like deep cleaned and I was like touching all
Speaker 4: the knobs.
Speaker 2: No, it's just sometimes like it like I get it
Speaker 2: itch in the back of my brain and I'm convinced
Speaker 2: that like I left it on and the house is
Speaker 2: gonna burn and like it's gonna die.
Speaker 4: You should maybe like get that looked at. That's doesn't
Speaker 4: sound healthy.
Speaker 3: You can fix it, like I take chlor film, Like
Speaker 3: it shouldn't be like that. No, the door locking thing
Speaker 3: is a problem, like it literally everyone always makes sun
Speaker 3: of me that I can't leave the house on time,
Speaker 3: But it's because I have to, like on top of
Speaker 3: you wash.
Speaker 4: Your hands sixty three times, you I have to be
Speaker 4: door three times. You come back and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I need to wash my hands because I just locked
Speaker 4: the door. And then you're like, oh, I need to
Speaker 4: go pee because if I had to go pee when
Speaker 4: I'm out, like I had to go in the public
Speaker 4: bathroom and there's germs.
Speaker 2: But it's just like a pro But the public bathroom
Speaker 2: is good if you've eaten week. So you have to
Speaker 2: wash your hands after you eat the.
Speaker 4: Me, not me, not anybody else, not before or after. Never.
Speaker 3: Men don't wash their hands.
Speaker 4: No, people don't talk about that.
Speaker 3: Men do not wash them so nice they're like I
Speaker 3: didn't have to wipe.
Speaker 4: I'm like my penis, literally my penis. I'm sorry, this
Speaker 4: is gonna be really graphic, but my penis goes in
Speaker 4: mouths like like, I'm I don't have to wash my
Speaker 4: hands after I touch my wiener, Like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: You said mouths because it's like, are you cheerating a
Speaker 3: mouth like a fucking dishwasher for your dick? Like is
Speaker 3: that what you're alluding to right now?
Speaker 4: Just saying it's not dirty?
Speaker 3: I hope it's not dirty before it goes in something.
Speaker 4: Don't watch this episode, whispering mom.
Speaker 3: That is fucking gross. Men don't wash their balls, they
Speaker 3: don't wash their hands.
Speaker 4: I wash my balls and I washed occasionally.
Speaker 2: I wash my hands both getting occasionally I wash my hands. No,
Speaker 2: they don't because no fake wash the hands stop lasts
Speaker 2: way too long.
Speaker 4: In our house, I fake wash my hands. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest. I turn on the sink and I make
Speaker 4: it sound like I'm washing my hands.
Speaker 3: In as if your mom's outside.
Speaker 4: Like literally, no, literally everybody's done that.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, I have never done that in
Speaker 3: my life. I washed my fucking hands.
Speaker 4: No, actually, well you never fake washed your hands.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Do you know what happens is if I try to
Speaker 2: do a quick wash, I'll get really insecure and I'll
Speaker 2: be like, my hands are so fucking dirty, and I'll
Speaker 2: do like a quick wash and then I'll be like
Speaker 2: dry my hands off and try to leave the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And then the back of my brain is like, if
Speaker 2: you don't fucking wash your hands right now, you're probably
Speaker 2: gonna die.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, and then I'll turn
Speaker 3: it like I'll like deep wash those.
Speaker 4: I know there is someone out there watching this that
Speaker 4: has fake washed their hands along with me. They just
Speaker 4: you just turn on the water, you run it, and
Speaker 4: then you turn it off, and then you leave the ring.
Speaker 3: You don't even get like.
Speaker 4: No, you don't even get your hands wet because it's
Speaker 4: annoying because then you have to fucking dry your hands off.
Speaker 3: There's a towel for your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the towel's dirty because it's been washed a
Speaker 4: hundred times with other hands.
Speaker 2: No, because the hands that are quieting off on the
Speaker 2: towel are clean.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of most people?
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard of mold? I'm convinced our house
Speaker 4: is full of mold constantly. I swear to god, I
Speaker 4: watched one fucking video about like indoor allergies and mold,
Speaker 4: and people are like, no, you're so fucking annoying.
Speaker 3: Drew got seasonal allergies, and he was like, there's mold
Speaker 3: in the walls.
Speaker 4: Because I've never had allergies in my entire life. And
Speaker 4: then all of the sudden I come in. I don't
Speaker 4: have allergies when I'm outside, but then I come inside
Speaker 4: and immediately I have a sniffy nose in my nose.
Speaker 3: Ah, the fucking room is dusty. When's the last time
Speaker 3: you wash your sheets?
Speaker 4: I don't wash my hands. You think I washed my sheets? No?
Speaker 4: I don't wash my wiener? Do you think I washed
Speaker 4: my seats? Guys, this is all jokes. This is all jokes.
Speaker 4: I don't even make that clear. I need to make
Speaker 4: that very clear.
Speaker 3: I bet if you've brought you know, the like the
Speaker 3: rug cleaners that I don't I want to do that
Speaker 3: on your bed? No, I know there's a sweatstain of
Speaker 3: your body on that sheet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I sleep on top of my bed. I
Speaker 4: sleep on top of the comforter. Literally, it's so much
Speaker 4: easier that way. It's so much easier than getting under
Speaker 4: the covers. And also, not to mention, it's like hot
Speaker 4: as fuck under there, and you just sleep on top
Speaker 4: of it with a weighted blanket.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's your problem is you're sleeping in a hot
Speaker 3: room with a weighted blanket. So okay, just like a rundown.
Speaker 3: If you're interested in Drew romantically, here's what you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: He eats talkies, So think about that, only talkies. He
Speaker 3: eats talking talkies, McDonald's and Popeyes that you're like regular,
Speaker 3: balance it out, okay, Veggy Girl. Yeah, to balance all
Speaker 3: that out, you have Veggy Girl, Buffalo Wings yep, and
Speaker 3: holistic drinks in the morning. So I guess you're getting
Speaker 3: that in. I can't remember the last time I saw
Speaker 3: you put something green in your body.
Speaker 4: That was like you had to crunch on, like like
Speaker 4: I ate celery.
Speaker 3: Benji grow me Yeah, okay, yeah, you hit the celery
Speaker 3: with the ranch.
Speaker 2: You don't wash your hands, you don't wash your wiener,
Speaker 2: you don't wash your sheets, barely wash your hair.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm not dirty, I'm not stinky.
Speaker 3: Yeah you stink. You smell good because you have been
Speaker 3: rationing out your lavo perfume for three years years old.
Speaker 4: No, I was about to say yourself. I was about
Speaker 4: to say, I don't wash I don't have to wash
Speaker 4: my fucking sheets in my comforter because I have room
Speaker 4: spray that I spray on my bed and it makes
Speaker 4: it smell good. No, this is all jokes, by the
Speaker 4: way I do clean myself.
Speaker 3: No, he does take baths. We take bats all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's actually the worst thing that's ever happened
Speaker 2: is having a roommate who likes to take a bath, who.
Speaker 4: Was taking the baths, person who was called gross for
Speaker 4: taking baths me.
Speaker 3: Because h or you I'm taking because you were. Oh,
Speaker 3: I thought of your question mark. I was like, who
Speaker 3: was calling who grows?
Speaker 4: But you were calling me gross?
Speaker 3: But I still think it's kind of grossy because I
Speaker 3: shower before I take my bath, which some people I've
Speaker 3: seen argue it's the opposite way around. But why the
Speaker 3: fuck would I take a nice bath and then rinse
Speaker 3: myself off?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes way more sincere way, Yeah, to shower.
Speaker 3: And then take a bath.
Speaker 2: And I am always imagine people taking a bath and
Speaker 2: just being dirty as shit and like running a bath
Speaker 2: and then like getting in.
Speaker 3: It and like sitting in.
Speaker 4: What's that I seem to say, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: You shower before you get in the bath. I've never
Speaker 3: once heard that happen every time. This episode is Drew
Speaker 3: is dirty.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not fucking dirty.
Speaker 3: You're You're clean.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 4: I'm a very clean person. My room is very organized.
Speaker 4: I just have my little flaws, like I like my
Speaker 4: little like. I don't. Okay, I bought the purple mattress.
Speaker 4: When whenever I bought the purple mattress, that was the
Speaker 4: last time I watched my seats. I'm just a man.
Speaker 4: I'm just a man.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I think that was like six months ago.
Speaker 3: More true.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why is my forehead breaking out? It's because
Speaker 4: the fucking pillows are literally covered and also it's literally
Speaker 4: covered in like like not only like outside dirt, but
Speaker 4: my fucking grease in a zul like like filth, filth.
Speaker 4: Like he comes in my room after he uses a
Speaker 4: litter box and fucking sprinkles litter all over my pillows,
Speaker 4: and he's shedding right now, and it's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Every time I touch him, it's so bad. I have
Speaker 2: to take him to the groomers. But he'd be so
Speaker 2: fucking ugly after you take him to the.
Speaker 4: Groomers, and I do wash my hands. The only I
Speaker 4: swear to God. The only reason I wash my hands
Speaker 4: is because I know you would make fun of me
Speaker 4: if I didn't. I swear to God, that's the only
Speaker 4: reason good.
Speaker 3: I like knowing that like my bullying works. Like Jason,
Speaker 3: I bullied him out of using plastic plates, that's just
Speaker 3: like common sense to use plastic plates.
Speaker 4: No, to not use plastic plates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it's like kind of like a
Speaker 2: man thing like to be like I don't want to
Speaker 2: wash the dishes, and it's like, girl, it's literally a plate.
Speaker 4: The best thing for me is I don't use dishes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you and I'm literally the only person who
Speaker 3: utilizes the kitchen yep, Josh today being like the worst
Speaker 3: part about like staying up so late if there's no food.
Speaker 4: Out for m and I'm like, boy, just get groceries.
Speaker 3: But I guess what would y'all cook if you could cook?
Speaker 4: If I could, if I could learn the KFC secret recipe,
Speaker 4: I would make a KFC Famous bowl every day. Because
Speaker 4: that was about to say, that's the realist I've ever
Speaker 4: been said.
Speaker 3: If you could make the fucking Krabby Patty formula. Basically
Speaker 3: you were like, you get my hands on the Krabby
Speaker 3: Patty formula.
Speaker 4: Don't lie. The pretty patties looked fucking awesome, don't lie.
Speaker 3: Do you know that they weren't real?
Speaker 4: Did you know? SpongeBob actually was like filmed in the bikini?
Speaker 3: Boxing was practical.
Speaker 4: It was real. All of that shit was real. I
Speaker 4: just don't know what camera they filmed on, because that
Speaker 4: ship looked like a cartoon, Like, I don't know how
Speaker 4: the fuck they did know it.
Speaker 3: Was it was the famous kids camera off of Amazon.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Yeah, that's actually fucking crazy because I literally
Speaker 4: remember watching that as a kid and was just like, remember,
Speaker 4: like I was just like, how the fuck did they
Speaker 4: film make this look?
Speaker 3: And especially underwater?
Speaker 4: And who's who's the character? Who's playing that?
Speaker 3: Dude? I'm not kidding. I literally love watching movies and
Speaker 3: being like, did you know that was practical?
Speaker 4: Literally mad after Loupin I was like, I was like, dude,
Speaker 4: I leaned over to Josh in the middle of the
Speaker 4: movie and I was like, Josh, like what camp Like,
Speaker 4: when was this film? Because this looks so weird.
Speaker 3: I was watching space him and I'm like, did you
Speaker 3: know that that was practical?
Speaker 4: Oh dude, that's a topic. Yeah, I know exactly what
Speaker 4: you're about in a movie theater.
Speaker 2: If you are sitting in a movie theater and you
Speaker 2: see these two fucking idiots and their homies pull.
Speaker 4: Up, run run, I'm sorry. Where we're obnoxious, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I will pay for your ticket if like you're annoyed
Speaker 4: by us, but legitimately, like we have fun, we have
Speaker 4: fun watching movies.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we're like, we're fucking fun. What are you
Speaker 3: trying to listen to the movie? Like we want us
Speaker 3: to be heard. I am the movie. That's the problem.
Speaker 4: We're not like we're not talking, We're.
Speaker 1: Not we're not being like super loud and obnoxious, but
Speaker 1: we are like whispering like during space jam, which the
Speaker 1: space jam slander has to stop now, because that movie
Speaker 1: was because we literally.
Speaker 3: Have like the brain chemistry of like a Coco Melanie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally exactly. That movie was not made for you.
Speaker 4: It was not made to be critically acclaimed, and I'm
Speaker 4: tired of everyone treating it that way. Yeah, that movie
Speaker 4: was fucking awesome and fun to watch, and you enjoyed
Speaker 4: yourself in it, And I swear to God, if you
Speaker 4: said you didn't, you're lying to yourself, and you need
Speaker 4: to go to therapy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if only had that much passion about
Speaker 3: washing your hands.
Speaker 4: I wash my hands, I wash my hands. What can
Speaker 4: I say?
Speaker 3: But yeah, you're made a good point. Also, he was like,
Speaker 3: people are saying that the original.
Speaker 2: Is better, which because I have like a older person bright,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I agree, but the second one was
Speaker 2: like funnier to make fun of.
Speaker 3: But he was like, both of them are made for
Speaker 3: fucking kids.
Speaker 2: And you think the Space Gym the original is like
Speaker 2: better because you have like nostalgic kid braying about it,
Speaker 2: and you're like, dude, that movie was the best thing ever.
Speaker 3: But it was literally just as nonsensical and like.
Speaker 4: Off the wall.
Speaker 2: Also, that movie did not need to be two hours,
Speaker 2: that I will say, because an hour in like Kai
Speaker 2: or someone was like, this movie is two hours song
Speaker 2: and I was like, you're fucking lying to me right now,
Speaker 2: And I looked at my phone and we had already
Speaker 2: been in there for an hour.
Speaker 4: Dude, I swear to god, the first fifteen minutes of
Speaker 4: the Space Shame movie, I was so overstimulated I almost
Speaker 4: had to fucking walk out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we also got seats that were really
Speaker 2: close to the screen, so when uh Lebron originally goes
Speaker 2: into fucking and to fun in Cartoon World, it was
Speaker 2: so intense.
Speaker 3: And like our next were breaking. We had to actually
Speaker 3: like look across the screen and.
Speaker 4: I it was disorienting.
Speaker 3: I felt like the Chicken and Robot Chicken opening it.
Speaker 4: It was disorienting. But I actually had so much fun
Speaker 4: watching that movie, and it's because I was with my
Speaker 4: friends and where we just have fun. We cheer, we're
Speaker 4: like yeah, like oh, and we clap, and we had
Speaker 4: the whole theater with us turning up like oh dude.
Speaker 3: We kept starting clap chants.
Speaker 2: It was kai Originally when they started winning the basketball
Speaker 2: game in the middle of the movie spoiler alert, I
Speaker 2: just started clapping, and then at the end, I like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what by what part, I just was
Speaker 2: like started like clapping really loud, and then we all
Speaker 2: started like screaming and clapping, and then that one kid
Speaker 2: screamed and literally the random ass woman next.
Speaker 3: To me like mocked him. Yeah, but it was awesome.
Speaker 2: And the lady next to me while we were watching
Speaker 2: Space Am I Am not fucking kidding leaned over and
Speaker 2: she was like, the original was fucking better. I fucking
Speaker 2: hate this one, like, and she was like, she called
Speaker 2: like Michael Jordan, Michael Johnson.
Speaker 4: She's like Michael Johnson, She's.
Speaker 3: Like, Michael Johnson was so much better. And I was
Speaker 3: like yeah, but then she's like, I fucking hate this
Speaker 3: one and you lean back over and get watching.
Speaker 4: Yeah that movie was fun. And us in the theater,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we're fun. Like you can either choose to
Speaker 4: have fun with us.
Speaker 3: Or we say that all the fucking time. But I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding. Anytime I see another group of people enjoying
Speaker 3: themselves and being fucking obnoxious, I want to stop the fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I And every time you're like, I want
Speaker 4: to slap the fuck out of them, I'm like, girl,
Speaker 4: that's us.
Speaker 3: I know when we were in uh.
Speaker 2: Like I for her where we were, but there was
Speaker 2: like a group of kids being like having fun, and
Speaker 2: it literally pissed me off so much.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hen, y'all, actually.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's just it's good.
Speaker 2: But it's just because like I have like a god complex,
Speaker 2: and I swear I'm like the best person in the world.
Speaker 3: I wish I had a god complex. Actually i'd be
Speaker 3: a sleigh.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good that's a good transition. Who do
Speaker 4: you think has a bigger ego out of the two
Speaker 4: of us?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because like everybody's definition of all these
Speaker 2: fucking words is so skewed. So I think my idea
Speaker 2: of what like having an ego means is kind of
Speaker 2: fucked up. But I guess having an ego like part
Speaker 2: of that is like caring what other people think about you.
Speaker 2: But like in my head again because I'm biased towards myself,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if that's an ego thing
Speaker 2: or like a post traumatic like thing where I'm like
Speaker 2: like no, like I like I can't like people can't
Speaker 2: think I'm bad, Like all I do in my life
Speaker 2: is trying to be good, Like please think I'm a good.
Speaker 4: I don't think. I mean like kind of ego kind
Speaker 4: of not, like kind of pride kind of not. But
Speaker 4: out of the two of us, I legitimately think I
Speaker 4: have the biggest ego.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what would be like an indicator
Speaker 3: for like having a big ego. I think I have
Speaker 3: a lot of pride, So does that fall into ego?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like you like if someone really like does
Speaker 3: me dirty, I'm like a grudge holder yeah, Like but
Speaker 3: I actually I wouldn't even say that because I've been
Speaker 3: done dirty and like, let bygones be bygones. But there's
Speaker 3: like a scenario two or two where.
Speaker 2: Someone crossed the line and you would actually have to
Speaker 2: shoot me in both you could shoot me in both
Speaker 2: of my feet and I wouldn't say sorry, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm standing my ground, like this is the hill I
Speaker 2: am dying.
Speaker 4: I am dying on this hi.
Speaker 3: And is that like is that an ego thing or
Speaker 3: is that just like pride?
Speaker 4: I think ego? Look, yeah, that's n Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was just a question I was thinking about because
Speaker 4: I think it would be like a good conversation to
Speaker 4: open up. But I I like to think I don't
Speaker 4: have an ego and that inherently is being egotistic. Cool,
Speaker 4: Like I read one Alan Watts book, Alan Watts book
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm enlightened. I'm enlightened. T shirts once
Speaker 4: and they're like, wow, other people have feelings.
Speaker 3: Due that's time was so funny someone I think that that.
Speaker 3: It was like I cannot believe a man has to
Speaker 3: do psychedelics to realize other people have feelings. And then
Speaker 3: on top of the gains the complex. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like I am the most like enlightened being enlightened person
Speaker 3: in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that, because I genuinely do think
Speaker 2: I'm butt fuck stupid and I say this every single
Speaker 2: episode and I will never let go of it. I
Speaker 2: am stupid. But yeah, I think I have an ego
Speaker 2: for sure. But I think everyone has an ego, even
Speaker 2: motherfuckers who are like I have ego death. I'm like,
Speaker 2: can you shut the fuck.
Speaker 4: Up, dude, you can't have ego death. You literally can't
Speaker 4: have ego death because you saying you had ego death
Speaker 4: is literally your ego speaking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because isn't it, like, what is like the definition
Speaker 3: of ego?
Speaker 4: Thought's let's find that out.
Speaker 2: I don't have my phone on. I'm just someone who
Speaker 2: like doesn't need my phone to like have a good time,
Speaker 2: like all of y'all, like people are like when I'm
Speaker 2: out with people, they're always like, oh, my phone's dying,
Speaker 2: do you have a charger? And I'm like, no, I
Speaker 2: don't need a charger on my person because like when
Speaker 2: I'm like living, like I choose to live.
Speaker 3: In the moment and not be on my phone.
Speaker 4: That's your ego.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have one.
Speaker 4: A person's a person. Since okay, I can't. This is
Speaker 4: another thing we need to talk about. I can't read,
Speaker 4: like I actually can't read out loud.
Speaker 3: When I showed your tiktoks before the sound plays, I
Speaker 3: have to pause it and like cover half of what's
Speaker 3: happening visually so you can read it and then get.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, it's actually a problem. And I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it's literally just my like I have like
Speaker 4: a very slow cadence while I talk, and like a
Speaker 4: very like monotone like voice, and I think, like my
Speaker 4: talking my head voice is also like that. So when
Speaker 4: I'm reading it, like my voice reads too quick.
Speaker 3: The word for that is you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: A person's sense of self esteem or self importance. That's
Speaker 4: the definition of ego. I'm not fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: I don't it's a person's sense of self esteem.
Speaker 2: Oh then, yeah, I have a huge fucking ego because
Speaker 2: I'm the most insecure, dumb fuck ever And like all
Speaker 2: I care about is that like my literally I am
Speaker 2: alive to.
Speaker 3: Like please others.
Speaker 4: I think legitimately us even having a podcast is a
Speaker 4: godri where like.
Speaker 3: You will sit here and listen to me for a
Speaker 3: fucking hour.
Speaker 4: But like in philosophy, it's like a conscious thinking subject.
Speaker 4: So like literally your head voice is an ego in philosophy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, then I got a big fucking ego because
Speaker 3: that doesn't shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I can't sit in peace. I live to please people.
Speaker 2: I'm so insecure and I think everyone fucking hates me,
Speaker 2: which is also very egotistical because to think that everybody's
Speaker 2: thinking about me hating me is like a huge ego thing.
Speaker 4: I think I've just lived enough life. I've reached my
Speaker 4: karma potential in my past life. I was born on
Speaker 4: the fourth.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Okay, if you were born on the first through the seventh,
Speaker 4: are you.
Speaker 2: Talking about that stupid fucking TikTok? Piss me off so much?
Speaker 2: You missed me off so much. We were watching, we
Speaker 2: were screen fucking mirroring TikTok's on to the TV, and
Speaker 2: there was this stupid TikTok talking about if you your
Speaker 2: birthday is like the.
Speaker 4: First through the twelfth, it's the first through the seven
Speaker 4: of all things, to remember, you have reached your cup
Speaker 4: karma potential. Then it's like the twelfth like in your
Speaker 4: past lives, you've like you were a great person, so
Speaker 4: you get to live this life out with like no
Speaker 4: bad karma. And then the twelfth through like the twentieth
Speaker 4: or something is like you're almost there, but you have
Speaker 4: a little bad karma that you're still paying for from
Speaker 4: past lives. And then if you are born from like
Speaker 4: the twenty first through the thirtieth or thirty first, you
Speaker 4: didn't reach your karma potential in.
Speaker 2: Your bad maybe it is valid because my life fucking
Speaker 2: sucked balls at the beginning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, being born on the fourth Like yeah, I'm just
Speaker 4: like an enlightened being I've had Like.
Speaker 3: Oh so your life was hella easy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'm not gonna front like dude, you and
Speaker 4: know right like.
Speaker 3: Talking about it actually pissed me off so bad, Like
Speaker 3: I get pissed off at the dumbist shit.
Speaker 4: I just I know exactly like what buttons to press
Speaker 4: off yours, Like I'm like a little brother, like I
Speaker 4: like know what would get you mad, and for some
Speaker 4: reason it's really toxic. I can just like pick and
Speaker 4: choose and then like but it's it's like harmless shit,
Speaker 4: Like yeah, I'm not like actually trying to hurt your feelings,
Speaker 4: but it's literally like little brother shit where I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, no, we are on some sibling shit like I
Speaker 3: go into your room and I'm so fucking annoying. I
Speaker 3: go into your room and Drew sitting on the bed
Speaker 3: trying to take a nap, and I'll sit on my
Speaker 3: phone and put my volume all the way up and
Speaker 3: start blasting through tiktoks literally see how long it'll take
Speaker 3: for him to like be like please.
Speaker 4: Turn out, shut the hell up. And then I get
Speaker 4: into this mode where I'm like, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: address it because if I address it, it becomes real
Speaker 4: for her as much as it is for me. And
Speaker 4: then if I address it, like I just I lose
Speaker 4: this battle. I lose this battle.
Speaker 2: We've never spoken about that, but I don't know if
Speaker 2: we have spoken about that publicly. But somebody was talking about, like,
Speaker 2: can you talk about like how to maintain a friendship?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, it's like this, And I was like thinking
Speaker 3: about it when I was uh or I want to
Speaker 3: save the hay conversation. But the reason I was thinking
Speaker 3: about it is because I was thinking about how I.
Speaker 2: Because I hadn't met anybody in high school, Like, it
Speaker 2: was rare for me to meet someone who like I
Speaker 2: got along with and like humor wise got along with
Speaker 2: literally every person I met who I like kind of
Speaker 2: got along with. I was like, oh, are we supposed
Speaker 2: to date, because like I'm in love with you, I think,
Speaker 2: But that was just me finding friends who like I
Speaker 2: got along with.
Speaker 3: But we fucking we have fought before.
Speaker 4: We we had like full blown like like is this
Speaker 4: the end, like legitimate like arguments, like shaking in like anger,
Speaker 4: like literally just like and it was over like real
Speaker 4: shit too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was over real shit and like things that
Speaker 3: like yeah, but it was just.
Speaker 4: Like like every fucking relationship you have in your life.
Speaker 4: It was literally just a lack of communication, like neither
Speaker 4: of us were like speaking our angers or our annoyances,
Speaker 4: and we just like kind of let it fucking fester
Speaker 4: and then sure enough, like it like blows over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's like a lot of people like,
Speaker 2: of course I do think again, like a lot of
Speaker 2: people look at our friend group, and I think look
Speaker 2: at a lot of friend on the Internet and see
Speaker 2: the romanticization of it. Although like I will admit, I
Speaker 2: do think our friend group is actually genuinely very sweet
Speaker 2: and like loving.
Speaker 4: What you see online is like very real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never it's never like a front. But of
Speaker 2: course within our friend group, like there's always like butting
Speaker 2: heads because it's like a it's like a romantic or
Speaker 2: like a family relationship. It's like any relationship. It's all
Speaker 2: about communication, and this isn't a mirror image of yourself
Speaker 2: as alike as you are with these people, you run
Speaker 2: into things that like whether it be moral or just
Speaker 2: like subject wise or just like fucking day to day
Speaker 2: thing like maybe you're fucking annoyed this person's annoying you.
Speaker 2: Just like little things like that, You're always gonna like
Speaker 2: bump heads. Yeah, but it's about making sure that if
Speaker 2: you'd love these people, you either communicate that or you
Speaker 2: are like, okay, I am like projecting some sort of weird,
Speaker 2: weird anger onto this person.
Speaker 4: It's like I need to figure my shit out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like a me thing.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we like fucking we've argued like fully, but
Speaker 2: we've also just known each other for so long, and
Speaker 2: like once you have a relationship that long, of course
Speaker 2: you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Like there's gonna be moments where you're just like whatever,
Speaker 4: but we've made it past the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Fully.
Speaker 2: Also, like working with your friends is like very like No,
Speaker 2: I don't feel like anyone talks about that on the
Speaker 2: internet like as much as they should, because then people
Speaker 2: go into like working with your friends as if it's
Speaker 2: gonna be this like glamorous thing, but it's actually very
Speaker 2: It is like a weird thing you have to get
Speaker 2: over because like, of course, within business there's like there
Speaker 2: is a lot of ego and there is like a
Speaker 2: lot of pride, and especially with like creatives, Yeah, creative
Speaker 2: differences and like then fucking like an easy example is
Speaker 2: like front of Me is like then you get into
Speaker 2: like the real business and like the nitty gritty of it.
Speaker 3: And if you're not open with communication and like really
Speaker 3: saying how you feel and like pushing it, that shit
Speaker 3: will burn.
Speaker 4: It'll burn before it even spoil over.
Speaker 3: But luckily I'm a nimrod and kind of so is true.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it just kind of works out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we like speak out.
Speaker 4: We just kind of we just kind of let it,
Speaker 4: we let it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, were the first like I'd say, like two years
Speaker 4: like living together. No, not two years. The first like
Speaker 4: six months living together, like like we were still just
Speaker 4: like tiptoeing around each other, like sniffing each other's asses,
Speaker 4: like figuring like not like that like just figuring it out.
Speaker 3: Well, you were sniffing my ass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just like normal though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I got used to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like you you just like figure each other
Speaker 4: out and then like then they're become there comes that
Speaker 4: moment where you're like, oh, like you either communicate it
Speaker 4: or you don't, and we just chose not to communicate.
Speaker 3: We made the mistake of not because also, like we
Speaker 3: don't talk about this, we were like close like when
Speaker 3: we were younger, but moving in together.
Speaker 4: Was kind of crazy because we Yeah, it literally it
Speaker 4: literally was. I've thought about that several times, Like when
Speaker 4: we moved in together, like we were homies on tour,
Speaker 4: like we we shared a room every once in a while.
Speaker 3: But we were not like closely. It's kind of crazy,
Speaker 3: but we did.
Speaker 2: Also also, we got very fucking lucky in that because
Speaker 2: I know plenty of like me, you and Josh living together,
Speaker 2: like we like live in like pretty good harmony. Because
Speaker 2: I've heard of people and like like whether it be
Speaker 2: influencers or just like anybody who's like friends and moves
Speaker 2: in with their friends and then they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I fucking hate this person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got so lucky that like we are just
Speaker 4: compatible like roommates, let alone like homies homies. Like it's
Speaker 4: just like we had that conversation at Vegiegar the other
Speaker 4: day where it was like, dude, like we were when
Speaker 4: we all joined the internet, we were all kind of
Speaker 4: looking for the same thing. And I don't think it
Speaker 4: was coincidence that we all found each other because like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we were.
Speaker 2: Always like almost dancing around each other and like these
Speaker 2: kind of social settings.
Speaker 4: We were all interested in the same shit, and I
Speaker 4: think it we just are a very rare case where
Speaker 4: like it does work out. Yeah, but also like don't
Speaker 4: let that scare you from like pursuing these things. So
Speaker 4: you got to make your fucking mistakes, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't like be if you meet people because
Speaker 2: this like core friend group is like I have had
Speaker 2: many interactions outside of this and many relationships growing up
Speaker 2: where like it didn't work out or naturally faded out.
Speaker 2: I think that's also something that scares people about like friendships,
Speaker 2: is the idea that this made fade out. But I
Speaker 2: think with any relationship, whether it be like platonic or romantic,
Speaker 2: although like very like sad inn idea, people are genuinely.
Speaker 3: Made like not made for it.
Speaker 2: But these a lot of relationships are made to like
Speaker 2: come in teach you something, whether it be about your
Speaker 2: boundaries or what like you love about life, or teach
Speaker 2: you even about music genre, like whether it be that small.
Speaker 2: It's like these things are like ebbing and flowing through
Speaker 2: you to teach you something.
Speaker 4: So we're all just all one energy source, just like
Speaker 4: becoming one together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if you just go outside, like with like
Speaker 2: your toes in the grass and like feel the grass
Speaker 2: a little bit and ground yourself, like you may get
Speaker 2: lucky and find what me and Drew.
Speaker 4: Half real Shitton my wind flame?
Speaker 2: Is it twin flame like toxic? Or is what's the
Speaker 2: toxic one? I know there's one that's like or is
Speaker 2: none of them toxic? And I'm just toxic.
Speaker 4: I think you're just toxic.
Speaker 3: I am a little toxic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But me and in you we have our little scuffles.
Speaker 4: A scuffle in quite a while, do you know, because
Speaker 4: we fucking communicate. Now that's so important. Like growing up,
Speaker 4: I was like girl communicating is like lame as ship.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm literally gonna close off and not
Speaker 4: speak to anybody of my feelings. But and you opened
Speaker 4: me up. She fucking bit me over and just like
Speaker 4: opened me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I spread them cheeks. I got in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if as was not meant to be eaten, why is
Speaker 3: it cut in half already?
Speaker 4: How are you poor with a throat? I saw that
Speaker 4: on a I think Fantasy World thrusty. Yeah debate.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we had the bussy debate, but the thristy debate.
Speaker 3: I think thristy is like dead less.
Speaker 4: That is genderless that anybody can I got a thristy.
Speaker 4: We all got thristy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody gets a thristy. There were I saw some
Speaker 2: discourse about it in the comments. There were some people
Speaker 2: who were like, leave it alone.
Speaker 3: Bussy is for.
Speaker 4: Gay men, not some people most people.
Speaker 2: No, there was one comment that got quite a lot
Speaker 2: of attention that was saying that everybody gets a bussy
Speaker 2: except straight men, except straight cist men. But you know what,
Speaker 2: I'll let go of the bussy thing again. That's just
Speaker 2: my ego and like, I like want to win, and
Speaker 2: I'll accept that. I lost and drew. When's the bussy debate,
Speaker 2: but the thristy debate where it's not even a debate
Speaker 2: because we both agree everybody has a thristy.
Speaker 4: Next week we're gonna be debating the bussy.
Speaker 3: Like literally, what it's wrong?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Like notice how when Dubussy got popular, the baby got decanceled?
Speaker 3: Yup, yup.
Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say, I'm not kidding, Like I
Speaker 4: just I don't say everything that comes in my brain
Speaker 4: because if I did, y'all would be afraid of me.
Speaker 4: Y'all would be genuinely terrified at my intrusive like bitch,
Speaker 4: if I said everything that came into my brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my I have the problem where I do say
Speaker 3: everything that comes into my brain. And I was like,
Speaker 3: but like a lot of it not well. I was like,
Speaker 3: I was just like a lot of it is violent,
Speaker 3: but a lot of it is like really fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Like you were watching TV yesterday and I had the
Speaker 3: biggest urge to pick the TV up, not to do
Speaker 3: anything with the TV, but just be annoying and pick
Speaker 3: it up. And then today someone was drinking coffee in
Speaker 3: front of me, and I had the biggest fucking urge
Speaker 3: to like dip my fingers in their coffee.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 3: I love touching people's food.
Speaker 4: Me me, like coming into your room and like in
Speaker 4: just like one of those moods, and I just want
Speaker 4: to punch your fucking computer screen, like thirty six times
Speaker 4: for no reason, Like my brain is just like punch
Speaker 4: of screen. Punch of screen, punches screen. The intrusive thoughts
Speaker 4: never win. But and then I'm in behind the wheel
Speaker 4: on the car and it's like turn the wheel, turn
Speaker 4: the wheel.
Speaker 3: Well that's just fun because like someone made a good point.
Speaker 2: Cars should not be getting an accident and it being
Speaker 2: that big of a deal, Like someone's gonna figure something out,
Speaker 2: Like why are cars like crumbling?
Speaker 4: That is actually like I should be able to go
Speaker 4: sixty miles per hour and crash and not friend to us.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Like what you like?
Speaker 3: I thought steel was strong? Like are they not made
Speaker 3: out of steel? What are cars made out of fucking
Speaker 3: aluminum foil?
Speaker 4: Like? Actually aluminium? Sorry I'm British, They're made out of aluminium.
Speaker 4: I see a chance and I fucking take it. That's
Speaker 4: what life's all about.
Speaker 3: You take the resk, That's what you're a fucking winner.
Speaker 4: I'm a fucking winner, winning, I'm winning. I'm a wiener.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you a little bit.
Speaker 4: Just want to be me, be me, calling me memy, memm.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna eat this and it's gonna ruin my fucking
Speaker 4: day and you'll are gonna watch me be fucking angry.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm gonna smell it first because I'm scared
Speaker 4: of it. But this is did you shake it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Give it a little shake. Also, we need to fucking
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up because we're like an hour in
Speaker 3: and we need to do our media. But I'll let
Speaker 3: you take your little fog machine.
Speaker 4: Oh my fucking god, it's a rancid. It's actually rancid.
Speaker 3: Smell it.
Speaker 2: Those are your y'all not watching and just listening. This
Speaker 2: is a dietary supplement called royal jelly brain fuel.
Speaker 3: No, that sounds good.
Speaker 4: Literally, not you doing poppers on screen, so fucking annoy?
Speaker 4: Do I drink this? What if I'm not to drink it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a popper. You smell it, fucking idiot? Do
Speaker 3: you need water?
Speaker 4: Oh? It's like numbing my tongue.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 4: That was like the most flavorful thing I've ever put
Speaker 4: it in my body. I'm probably supposed to dilute this. Humh,
Speaker 4: that was actually pure flavor, Like it burned my throat.
Speaker 4: What if I'm not supposed to drink that.
Speaker 3: You're definitely supposed to drink it. Oh my god, you
Speaker 3: were're supposed to put it up your butt?
Speaker 4: Okay? I was thinking, No, I don't know does have.
Speaker 3: Any directions on it, which makes me assume you're just
Speaker 3: supposed to drink.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not joking. It was literally the most flavor
Speaker 4: I put it in my mouth ever in my life.
Speaker 4: That's it, Like, was genuinely concerning. But I also have
Speaker 4: what's called geographic.
Speaker 3: Lying, saying it was numbing your tongue immediately.
Speaker 4: No, I swear it did.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into media of the week.
Speaker 4: I didn't fucking take my media down again, but I never.
Speaker 3: Take my media down. It's actually my worst trait.
Speaker 4: I know what I'm gonna say, though, should I go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go?
Speaker 4: Okay. So for my songs, I've been listening to Beyond
Speaker 4: Saving by Meat Computer. Put it on my story today.
Speaker 4: It's whatever. It's pretty chill, Meat Computers, chill as fuck.
Speaker 4: You should listen to their music. And then I've been
Speaker 4: listening to a lot of Boards of Canada. I think
Speaker 4: I already said that, but I still am Boards of
Speaker 4: Canada literally is sexy hot. They're like kind of depressing,
Speaker 4: and I think that's why I like it. And then
Speaker 4: literally Curveball but get into it Yeah, by Doja Cat.
Speaker 4: That ship literally is the most fun song I've heard
Speaker 4: in a long time. It's like the Playboy cardification of
Speaker 4: the World, Like that's do a Cat's playbook CARDI moment,
Speaker 4: and then I'm not done with this book yet, but
Speaker 4: I started reading a collection of short stories, The Elephant
Speaker 4: Vanishes by Mirakami. I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 4: it yet. I know Mirakami's writing is like highly regarded
Speaker 4: and like super awesome, but I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: like made for my brain. But I am actually really
Speaker 4: enjoying it. But it just like, for some reason, I
Speaker 4: feel like I can't find like a theme in any
Speaker 4: of the stories. And maybe that's like the point of it.
Speaker 4: It's just you like kind of make your own theme.
Speaker 4: But literally all of the Mirakami tropes are in there,
Speaker 4: like the fucking cats and the disappearing woman and every
Speaker 4: fucking story and then his like weird sex. Shit just
Speaker 4: randomly happens, ye like me. It's giving me heartburn though,
Speaker 4: like it's just kind of scary. But yeah, I've been
Speaker 4: reading that. I'm not done with it yet, but it's
Speaker 4: been a good read so far.
Speaker 3: I started crying in h Mart. So far, so good.
Speaker 2: But I'm literally every time I talk about a book,
Speaker 2: I'm like two chapters in and then I never update,
Speaker 2: like how I felt about the book after. But if
Speaker 2: you want to start reading that, maybe like you'll finish
Speaker 2: it before me or where it'll be like a little
Speaker 2: book club and we'll both be reading it.
Speaker 3: So that's my book. I don't have any show because
Speaker 3: I fuck it's up balls and I don't watch anything. Actually,
Speaker 3: I did watch that movie Baby Teeth, Baby Tooth. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I can't think of it. It's Baby Teeth.
Speaker 3: I think pretty good. It's a good movie. I liked it.
Speaker 3: Then my songs are in a wing kit.
Speaker 2: I can't say it, ewin ewig. It's literally like the
Speaker 2: most I cannot say it. But it's by the artist Cluster,
Speaker 2: Remember You by Wiz Khalifa and the Weekend Drama by
Speaker 2: Roy Because like I said, I'm in my twenty sixteen
Speaker 2: vibe right now. Wild Side by Normani is also a
Speaker 2: song I've been listening to a lot, and then I'm
Speaker 2: back on Superstars.
Speaker 3: By East Yeah, and that's my like little rotation of music.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know what, I want to redeem myself from
Speaker 4: last time we spoke about watching Castle Cagliostro, I was like,
Speaker 4: it's not my favorite movie in the world. Oh, but
Speaker 4: watching it in the theater, like it was like a
Speaker 4: completely different experience. And that movie is fucking awesome, And
Speaker 4: I take back every thing I said. It's a great
Speaker 4: fucking anime, one of the best of all time, legitimately,
Speaker 4: and it's just a feel good movie. And also the
Speaker 4: like the way they handle sound in that movie. I
Speaker 4: know it's probably like a restriction from like the late seventies,
Speaker 4: Like it's not something easy that they could have done,
Speaker 4: but the way they handled like the silences and the
Speaker 4: sound effects and the music in the movie is like crazy,
Speaker 4: and we should bring the way they did that back,
Speaker 4: like pure silences like that shit's so cool.
Speaker 3: Sounds are awesome, and the soundtrack when they do play
Speaker 3: music is like so fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: You know. Also, wait, I called it a studio Ghibli movie,
Speaker 2: and someone was like, it's actually not a Studio Ghibli movie,
Speaker 2: but it is a Miyazaki movie, so suck my fucking balls.
Speaker 3: It pissed me off when someone said that's name. But again,
Speaker 3: see that's how you know I have a fucking ego
Speaker 3: because something that simple pissed me off.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but I was gonna say, I think, like
Speaker 4: some of the most important shit in the movie to
Speaker 4: me is like soundtrack, because every one of like my
Speaker 4: favorite movies has like an incredible soundtrack that I just
Speaker 4: like can listen to over and over again, like obviously
Speaker 4: like Gone Girl, Like the Gone Girl soundtrack is fucking awesome,
Speaker 4: and I think it actually just might be. Was his
Speaker 4: name Atticus?
Speaker 3: Uh oh the Ross?
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, I can't think of his name. I know,
Speaker 4: I know, I literally have to look that up because'm
Speaker 4: gonna no.
Speaker 3: I actually know him.
Speaker 4: Oh you fuck with him?
Speaker 3: But no soundtracks are so important otakis Ross.
Speaker 4: Those two mothers motherfuers know what they're doing. They know
Speaker 4: what they're doing, and they put the pussy part of
Speaker 4: the song and the bird every time they put the
Speaker 4: pussy part of the song in the in the song.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Shut the up. I just
Speaker 4: wanted to wrap it up and tie it up at
Speaker 4: the game like a little boo.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys so much for watching. We're
Speaker 2: gonna fight when the camera's off. We're gonna fight in bed, naked.
Speaker 4: Got the camera, Bye guy, Bye
Speaker 3: Camera,