Speaker 1: Okayl it's only films to be Buried with the Resurrection. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to Films to be Buried with the Resurrection.
Speaker 1: My name is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian and actor,
Speaker 1: a writer, a director, a sockhanger, and I love films.
Speaker 1: As Stephen Maraboli once said, letting go means to come
Speaker 1: to the realization some people are a part of your history,
Speaker 1: but not a part of your destiny. And the film
Speaker 1: and net is a wild, wild ride definitely worth getting on. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Steve Mariboli, I concur well done. Sound good point. Every
Speaker 1: week I invite a special guests over, I tell them
Speaker 1: they've died. Then I get them to discuss their life
Speaker 1: through the films that meant the most of them. But
Speaker 1: not this week. This week I use my newly acquired
Speaker 1: shamanic powers to bring back a former guest from the
Speaker 1: dead and ask them twelve new questions. And this week
Speaker 1: sees the return back to life of the Brilliant, the Wonderful,
Speaker 1: the Amazing stand up and writer mister Sean McLoughlin announcement.
Speaker 1: I'll be doing a huge live Films to be Buried
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Speaker 1: But there head over to the Patreon at patreon dot com,
Speaker 1: forward slast breat gold Steam, where you're getting extra twenty
Speaker 1: minutes with Sean. We go deep, we talk about beginnings
Speaker 1: and endings. You get a disgusting secret from him yours.
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Speaker 1: Forward flast Brett gold Steam. As usual, watch Ted Lasso
Speaker 1: on Apple TV Plus. Also, the film we made in
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, Super Barb, is finally available at Amazon Prime
Speaker 1: in the States as it is in other countries, and
Speaker 1: you can also watch Soulmates on Amazon Prime. So Sean
Speaker 1: McLoughlin is one of the great stand ups in the UK.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of him as a comic and
Speaker 1: as a man, and as a friend who hadn't seen
Speaker 1: each other in a while. This was a very lovely
Speaker 1: chance for us to hang out. I loved it. I
Speaker 1: hope you love it. He's brilliant. I think you're gonna
Speaker 1: love it, love it. So that is it for now.
Speaker 1: I very much hope you enjoy Episode one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty one of Films to be Buried with the Resurrection. Oh.
Speaker 1: One thing to note maybe needs to be added in,
Speaker 1: which is the sound may not be the best it's
Speaker 1: ever been. On this episode, we had some problems with
Speaker 1: the makes buddy piece. The genius producer has done everything
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Speaker 1: is not fine. Content is really good. Please do your
Speaker 1: best to cope with it, and we may have this
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Speaker 1: thanks for understanding, all right, lots of love. Okay, bye
Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye, hello, and come
Speaker 1: do Films to be Buried with the Resurrection. It is
Speaker 1: I Brett Goldstein and I am enjoined today by a writer,
Speaker 1: an actor, a stand up comedian, and many many specials
Speaker 1: released now man you can see all of his specials
Speaker 1: on the YouTube's I Believe and they're all fantastic And
Speaker 1: the last one is one of the great specials of
Speaker 1: all time. He's a husband, he's a lover, he's a peacemaker,
Speaker 1: and he is also someone who masturbates heavily. Please welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. He's coming back. He's one of the
Speaker 1: all time great apps, one of my favorite people. I
Speaker 1: can't believe he's come back, even after all we've been
Speaker 1: put together. Here he is. He's finally here. Can't you
Speaker 1: believe it. Please welcome back to the show. It's the
Speaker 1: brilliant it's mister, thank you, thank you. That introduction really did, really,
Speaker 1: really did plumb the depth, didn't it. Brett. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: thing is I wanted the interaction to be loved because
Speaker 1: I think you deserve it. And I ran out of
Speaker 1: actual jobs, even though I'm sure more, but I don't need.
Speaker 1: I don't need all the job. That's the thing. I've
Speaker 1: listened to a few of these. I'm a big fan
Speaker 1: of the show. Not all the time, you know in
Speaker 1: it out, Yeah, only the big boys. You talked a
Speaker 1: lot of I suppose what they called sort of Polly maths,
Speaker 1: people who are multi hyphenits. Yes, and it's fine that
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those. You're pretty mud You've got
Speaker 1: three I've got three, but you did about seven. There, husband,
Speaker 1: I can't as a as a gig. Well, it's a yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like it's not like, oh like
Speaker 1: you went on Jimmy Kimmel, didn't you because you were
Speaker 1: You're on a big TV show. Sure they're not going
Speaker 1: next up we have someone's husband. Yeah, but according to
Speaker 1: eighties comedians, that's a job. Yeah, there's a job. It's
Speaker 1: a slug. What could I say. Yeah, hardest job in
Speaker 1: the world, lugging this ball and shade around. Ain't seen
Speaker 1: your ages. I love you. I don't mind saying it.
Speaker 1: That was It's good to have you back. When did
Speaker 1: we last see each other? I saw you. I was
Speaker 1: thinking this three times during the pandemic when you were
Speaker 1: living very close to me, and now you're in La
Speaker 1: you're in the City of Angels. Yes, I saw you.
Speaker 1: I think I saw you preted lasso and posted lasso
Speaker 1: and it was great seeing both of those things, and
Speaker 1: that I think there was one rogue meeting when we
Speaker 1: were both running through the same park. Yeah, you looked
Speaker 1: like a like a man in like an Adidas advert
Speaker 1: like you were. Everything was perfect, and I was like
Speaker 1: a scarecrow who had been enchanted and was running away
Speaker 1: from a wizard, and I was so ashamed to even
Speaker 1: be next to you. That is not true. You look
Speaker 1: as I tell you what this is? How much I
Speaker 1: love you is. I was trying to break a p
Speaker 1: B and was run be run. I was trying to
Speaker 1: beat my own PB. I saw you. There was a
Speaker 1: split second where I was like, am I going to
Speaker 1: stop and ruined this? Run? Yes? I have because I
Speaker 1: love that man. That's really good to know. Did you
Speaker 1: what have you since broken that PB? Well, that that
Speaker 1: day's POB was a little about four hours because of you,
Speaker 1: four hours for one mile. So I'm not sure that
Speaker 1: was it. I thing I like about you, Brett is
Speaker 1: you don't you don't hold a grudge. So yeah, we
Speaker 1: used to live very near to having that like that.
Speaker 1: And once we met up for a coffee in a
Speaker 1: place and they put us in chairs that were so
Speaker 1: low and grand. We lit that sort of fat Henry
Speaker 1: the eighth, Yeah, I remember that we looked heavy the
Speaker 1: eighths fat now would be very smelt. Should have seen us.
Speaker 1: Just give us a quick update on your life since
Speaker 1: we us saw you still married, that's still going on.
Speaker 1: When was I last on the shop. I think I
Speaker 1: think I wasn't married when I was on the show. No,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I must have been married married to
Speaker 1: the Well I'm now what. I'm still married, but it's
Speaker 1: to a different woman that was my first wife. She
Speaker 1: died tragically or comically. Uh depends, I mean, or isn't
Speaker 1: all death? Both tragic had comic she um she fell
Speaker 1: over and hit her buttox so hard that she had
Speaker 1: died of shame. Well, yeah, I remembered the funeral a
Speaker 1: very wide coffin. Um. See, you married your a new
Speaker 1: work you you recently went on holiday. I only know
Speaker 1: this because they follow your wife on Instagram and didn't I.
Speaker 1: And sounds like you've got up to a couple of
Speaker 1: comic mishaps. Tell us about them. Sure, that was like
Speaker 1: like Jay Leno in his pub tell me about a
Speaker 1: funny anecdote in your recent life. Please tell me a
Speaker 1: funny anecdote of my research to read. No, it was fine.
Speaker 1: We went to I've been doing a lot of work.
Speaker 1: I feel very lucky since we're you know, in the
Speaker 1: last six months we were able to do gigs again,
Speaker 1: and I said yes to everything, as I think, I
Speaker 1: think you're in the same boat, and the things you
Speaker 1: say yes to everything, and I sort of think, well,
Speaker 1: half of them won't happen. But the problem is when
Speaker 1: they all happen, you're absolutely fucked. Yes, and I'm very grateful,
Speaker 1: but we hadn't had much time together, and my wife
Speaker 1: booked desperately cheap flights to Sicily and Italy because I
Speaker 1: think people I think people don't know this, maybe in
Speaker 1: other countries, because I assume we have a lot of
Speaker 1: North Americans and the like listening to this. You can
Speaker 1: fly from the UK to like other countries for so cheap.
Speaker 1: Like our flight back from Sicily was five pounds each
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, which is so cheap. It's mad that you
Speaker 1: can fly all over Europe for cheaper than it takes
Speaker 1: to get a train to Manchester. Yeah, that's what I got,
Speaker 1: climate change. It's the fucking train companies. Yeah. Um, but
Speaker 1: it was fine. I mean, the thing is, you know,
Speaker 1: you go on a holiday and I don't about you.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we've got to relax a bit.
Speaker 1: How long does it taste to relax? And there was
Speaker 1: no relaxation because we broke the law one second after
Speaker 1: Bandish you meant to take an arrival test when you
Speaker 1: get into Italy. But we just left the airport and
Speaker 1: then I went in. I went in basically to have diarrhea.
Speaker 1: I have to go back and have diarrhea. And in
Speaker 1: the airport and as I was there, there was a say,
Speaker 1: anyone's just to ride in England has to take a
Speaker 1: COVID test immediately. And I had to run out and
Speaker 1: get my wife and go. We have to get a
Speaker 1: COVID test. Got it. They went to get a rental car.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got I don't drive big cars. We
Speaker 1: were given this mega car that exploded basically as soon
Speaker 1: as I turned on the engine like a genuine and
Speaker 1: I was driving it down the street a bit and
Speaker 1: that I had to take it back and then we
Speaker 1: got given another one and we went into but we
Speaker 1: got given a Renault Cleo, which is exactly my ball pass.
Speaker 1: It's my speed. It's at one point six, it's it's teeny.
Speaker 1: It's barely a car. You're very tall, you look sort
Speaker 1: of like you have to open the cent rove to
Speaker 1: get in. It's a it's a comical car for I
Speaker 1: would describe as a comical man. And the problem with
Speaker 1: it is the people of Sicily, and I love Italy,
Speaker 1: but they sort of view all roadsides and traffic lights
Speaker 1: as sort of advisory. And so that car was absolutely
Speaker 1: fucked by Dave. Like it was fun, but we was.
Speaker 1: I was saying to my wife, if they honestly they
Speaker 1: won't take this car back, like they'll say, this is
Speaker 1: your car, now, you have to just buy it off.
Speaker 1: We drove back from Catania. We know, we drove through Catania,
Speaker 1: which is this really amazing city, but it is like
Speaker 1: it's rough round the edges. Got a flat tire. I
Speaker 1: called up an Italian man to come and fix it.
Speaker 1: It turns up with the biggest toe truck you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I was having lunch with my wife. I saw the
Speaker 1: toe truck. I went, I'll just go see him change
Speaker 1: the tire and then I'll come back to you. And
Speaker 1: then one minute later I was in his tow truck
Speaker 1: being driven to the outskirts of towns. So because he
Speaker 1: says I cannot do it here sat or spatch or Spatch,
Speaker 1: and my wife goes, where are you, I go, I'm
Speaker 1: in the tow truck that is driving past you right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole thing was very Um, I guess
Speaker 1: it was an adventure. I think it took me too
Speaker 1: long into the trip to realize we were having an
Speaker 1: adventure and not a holiday. And that's the difference. Both
Speaker 1: of them are great, but I think I wanted a holiday,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted a film like The Holiday, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and instead I got like National Lampoon's Vacation. Instead, you've
Speaker 1: got the end of the Holiday running through the snow
Speaker 1: in higher heels. Yeah, that's why I got. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: what I did like, just from your worst of the
Speaker 1: stories was well, you had vanished. I was sort of
Speaker 1: following the story of this through her stories. She had
Speaker 1: a nice cocktail and a lunch and just seems to
Speaker 1: sort of She at one point said, I don't know
Speaker 1: where my husband is, has just been driven off in
Speaker 1: a track and may never see him again. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was a real weird win for her.
Speaker 1: I think I think a bit of time alone and
Speaker 1: husband potentially killed. I mean, really, the thing with Sicily,
Speaker 1: as well as it is, the whole island feels like
Speaker 1: a gangster film. You know, it's where the Matthew kind
Speaker 1: of were born. And and I'm not if I was
Speaker 1: a location scout for a film, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: find somewhere where you would kill a tourist and definitely
Speaker 1: get away with it. It is the abandoned railway station
Speaker 1: where this mechanic drove me to as you put on
Speaker 1: a spare tire that was genuinely also flats like glad, Glad,
Speaker 1: that sounds like wonderful adventure. It was okay, Jordan McLoughlin,
Speaker 1: you have been resurrected. You have been brought back to
Speaker 1: life because I like you so much. However, what points
Speaker 1: in your life would you like to be brought back to?
Speaker 1: Any regrets you'd like to change? Or will you return
Speaker 1: to now designe or I'll kill you again. I listened
Speaker 1: to a couple of episodes of this by the way,
Speaker 1: just because you ask people to you always go. You
Speaker 1: begged the guests to listen to it, presumably to boost
Speaker 1: the numbers. And at the end of the legs is
Speaker 1: like and subscribe, and I have to say, I don't
Speaker 1: think like you go. You're going in two footed on me,
Speaker 1: like I know that you do this to the other guests.
Speaker 1: You don't threaten I can kill all the other guests again.
Speaker 1: This is the first time I've threatened to kill this
Speaker 1: early in this show, a man who's already deceased. I'll
Speaker 1: go back. I wouldn't go back anywhere, I guess. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm happy where I am. Come back to now
Speaker 1: wouldn't change ending. I scored a goal when I was
Speaker 1: fifteen in Sunday League football. Yeah, that I do think
Speaker 1: was probably the high point in my life. So maybe
Speaker 1: i'd go back to like fifteen seconds before I scored
Speaker 1: that goal. Oh wow, I scored a header from outside
Speaker 1: the area that equalized the game, and it was Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really good. Here's my concern with that. I
Speaker 1: get it. I totally get it, and I'd love to
Speaker 1: relive that moment with you. But fifteen seconds you're bang,
Speaker 1: You're in it. Maybe in the hesitation of like oh god, ohma,
Speaker 1: you missed the shot, I'd go like one second as
Speaker 1: you already started to jump, Yeah, then you're in bang. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's true. Who knows what sort of
Speaker 1: butterfly effects, you know, if I hadn't scored that then yeah,
Speaker 1: like maybe i'd miss it and yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: and something terrible could happen, like Trump wouldn't win, or
Speaker 1: but going back to fifteen seconds, which is what you're
Speaker 1: doing because you've chosen that. So I just hope you
Speaker 1: ready for that book. You then got to live everything
Speaker 1: else up to now. How do you feel about going
Speaker 1: through all that stuff forget? Yeah, I've just said that's
Speaker 1: that's the problem. The next fifteen years would be a drag.
Speaker 1: I'll just go I'll go back now, I'll be Now
Speaker 1: that was good. I'm fine. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. I'm amazed.
Speaker 1: But almost no one has gone back too earlier than now,
Speaker 1: which tells you something about the sort of guests I
Speaker 1: have one. They're around quite content or fairness, imagination, really
Speaker 1: fascinated to know by the end of this, which Colin
Speaker 1: maist all under. But I think I think you should start.
Speaker 1: But the thing is you you get very good, high
Speaker 1: octane guests who have done a lot of good things
Speaker 1: in their life. I would just I would say, I'm
Speaker 1: probably the least successful guest you've ever had on this show. Okay,
Speaker 1: who is I'm not going to name them. I think
Speaker 1: if you if you sort of if you were to
Speaker 1: just go outside and just get someone off the street
Speaker 1: and go right, you're on my podcast, they'll be like
Speaker 1: I would have gone back before I cut my leg off.
Speaker 1: That's true. If you had your leg that, I can
Speaker 1: see you wanting to go back. I mean, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: go back, would you. You wouldn't go back. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: think if I could going back to my twenties with
Speaker 1: the stuff I know now. You know, it's not that
Speaker 1: I don't know where I am, but maybe I could
Speaker 1: have got it quicker, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also made a bit more of I felt there
Speaker 1: were probably years that I wasted by being too sort
Speaker 1: of shy or worried about it. I could have really
Speaker 1: cleaned up. I think you would. I think you would
Speaker 1: just end up up in a different way. M I
Speaker 1: think that's usually how it goes. Don't you? Thank you
Speaker 1: for believing in me? Now hostility to this episode, welcome
Speaker 1: back to life. We've missed you, but the living. Also,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about films with you. Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: First thing I want to know is what was the
Speaker 1: last film you saw? Sure mcduffin. The last film I
Speaker 1: saw was a really good film, which is lasy for this.
Speaker 1: It was the Grand Budapest Hotel, Grand Budapest Hotel. Where's Henderson?
Speaker 1: You've heard of it, right, Yeah, that's nice. I think
Speaker 1: it's a really good film. I think it's really fun
Speaker 1: and funny, and yeah, it's just a great jaunt, isn't
Speaker 1: it it is? I love Ray Finds in it. I
Speaker 1: think he's very very funny. I think he's very good,
Speaker 1: good comic performer. Yeah, I think it's I like Wes
Speaker 1: Anderson the most when he's not sort of crowbarring in
Speaker 1: a lot of sort of saccerin. I do like his
Speaker 1: other stuff, but this one, I feel like he he
Speaker 1: really goes for the juggular all out in terms of
Speaker 1: making like a crowd pleaser. Like it's a pure it's
Speaker 1: almost a pure blockbuster, and I really like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. Yeah, it's got some secret datness. I quite
Speaker 1: like the secret dabtoness in it that it brings in
Speaker 1: towards the end. I like that. Yeah. Okay, thank you, well,
Speaker 1: thank you sul mcglfin. Who do you think should play
Speaker 1: you in the film of your Life? I mean, I
Speaker 1: bet you've got a good book of this. The answer
Speaker 1: I've got come up with is Jeremy Irons. I love
Speaker 1: it because I sort of, first of all, I don't
Speaker 1: know who is funding this film about my life, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what sort of Disney the Disney corporate
Speaker 1: film they're putting it. John Lasseter's on executing it. He's
Speaker 1: executing it peaked up, writing and directing. It's going to
Speaker 1: be very powerful. Well yes, I think it is going
Speaker 1: to be powerful. But it must be based on something
Speaker 1: I do when I'm older. I've done nothing of that less.
Speaker 1: It's about what I was fifteen and I scored a
Speaker 1: goal against Seaford Football Club. It's called well, when I
Speaker 1: was fifteen, I looked like Jeremy Irons does now, so
Speaker 1: this is perfect. I like Jeremy Irons. I've watched two
Speaker 1: things with him recently and I think, oh, he's bloody good,
Speaker 1: isn't he He's bloody good, so I just thought I
Speaker 1: put him in. I also thinks he's a class older man,
Speaker 1: and like physically, I think if I can look like
Speaker 1: that when I'm older, then I've done well. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: of it. One of those guys who physically looked peaks
Speaker 1: at like sixty five, I can see that you do
Speaker 1: look like MESSI end ions Messy Irons. I can see that.
Speaker 1: One of things I watched a bim when he was
Speaker 1: in The Watchman TV, which is very good. I thought,
Speaker 1: very smart, rewarding, wonderful. I don't know how they What
Speaker 1: does he make of that? What does he make it?
Speaker 1: What does he get? They go, you're playing like this,
Speaker 1: You're playing like an old superhero who's got a bunch
Speaker 1: of clones. That fuck and you're naked for a lot
Speaker 1: of it. Right, okay, right, all right? Yeah? Did he
Speaker 1: know what was going on? That's a really good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I guess it's I guess
Speaker 1: he does. It seems like he's quite um. I think
Speaker 1: he's with it, isn't he? I think I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to miss but I think he
Speaker 1: said he's one of the ones that he did say
Speaker 1: some some, don't you see. I think he's definitely definitely
Speaker 1: getting the job now in my film is coming Back.
Speaker 1: I was going to get all the canceled performers the
Speaker 1: star of my biopic, Lovely Choice. You're a romantic man.
Speaker 1: I think you're very romantic. Romantic. What's the most romantic
Speaker 1: film you've never seen? I've chosen for this one. Palm Springs.
Speaker 1: It's so good, Palm Springs. I'm so glad you said that.
Speaker 1: I adored it when I watched it. It's fucking great
Speaker 1: and I feel like it was maybe it was a
Speaker 1: sign of when it was released, because that it kind
Speaker 1: of didn't get as much as it could have got. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was so brilliant. I think it's so lovely.
Speaker 1: It's like a great, great romantic comedy. And I watched it.
Speaker 1: It was during the pandemic. It came out at least
Speaker 1: in the UK, and I thought it was it was
Speaker 1: like one of the best things I saw all the
Speaker 1: last year. Probably it's so good and really romantic in
Speaker 1: a way that's sort of quite understated, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's tremendous. And it's also it's only ninety minutes, Like
Speaker 1: there's not an app there's not an ounce of fat
Speaker 1: on that film. Yes, please, Yeah, it's it's and it
Speaker 1: stays smart and so many ideas. Yeah, it's the romantic
Speaker 1: comedy of Do you ever see the Platform on Netflix? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did that, the Spanish one. Yeah, I was so
Speaker 1: impressed by how many every five minutes they had a
Speaker 1: new idea every five minutes. I agree with that about
Speaker 1: well both of them, but with Palm Springs it's like
Speaker 1: the plot twists, but it's all through dialogue. It's all
Speaker 1: character reveals. None of it's gratuitous or kind of out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. Yeah, I think it's what I'm just wonderful.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great film about what I like
Speaker 1: about it, and I think it's what rom coms don't
Speaker 1: do as well as they should. It's about two fun
Speaker 1: people having fun and falling in love is really fun,
Speaker 1: and I think most romantic films sort of forget that.
Speaker 1: It's really fun, isn't it. Falling in love is really
Speaker 1: fun is the sense as no one says, but it is.
Speaker 1: That's why people do it. I think it's got to
Speaker 1: be fun, isn't it. And that's why I think you
Speaker 1: can You can see the two actors and they're I'm
Speaker 1: not even like, you know, I don't know that much
Speaker 1: about them. I thought they were perfect. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: really nice thing. And yeah, fully in love is fun,
Speaker 1: and it's usually portrayed is dramatic and hard. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the thing is I think it does it does get
Speaker 1: into that later on, because then it becomes about what,
Speaker 1: you know, what happens when you're in this thing and
Speaker 1: it's just between you and me, Brett, I think it's
Speaker 1: at least as good as Groundhome Day, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck who knows that hangling. There's
Speaker 1: very mixed messages, firstly between you and me, between you
Speaker 1: and me, and then you said, I don't get who knows?
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do with this information?
Speaker 1: Between you, me and the skywriter I've hired. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Palm Springs is as good as, if not
Speaker 1: better than, Groundhome Day. Okay. I want you to know
Speaker 1: that I'm actually a very good secret keeper and that
Speaker 1: will make sure that Okay, okay, do you know do
Speaker 1: you know a podcast host that is bad at keeping secrets?
Speaker 1: Because you need to get me booked on that ship.
Speaker 1: That's what I should have said when you were to
Speaker 1: tell me a funny I don't note about your life.
Speaker 1: I think, Bobs. Yeah, it's yeah, very very good. Sure.
Speaker 1: What is the best film you ever saw that you
Speaker 1: never want to see again? This one's easy for me,
Speaker 1: so Necticky New York, you piece of sh Why because
Speaker 1: you need to see it at least three times? Now?
Speaker 1: You don't. I'm not I'm not having that. What do
Speaker 1: I need to see it for? Because this layers upon layers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I know, because I think it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's brilliant. I think it's magnificent. I think
Speaker 1: it's a total work of art. But I watched it
Speaker 1: when it was on some TV channel. I think, got
Speaker 1: a film four at eleven pm. I thought, Charlie Coffman,
Speaker 1: check it out. And it's really long, and it's it's
Speaker 1: so it's just too much. It makes me feel too much.
Speaker 1: And I did remember it ends because it ends. It
Speaker 1: ended like two in the morning. I'm sat there totally
Speaker 1: alone watching it. The final word is like the emotional
Speaker 1: crescendo of the film, and I just I don't think
Speaker 1: I slept about three days. I still think about that
Speaker 1: film all the time. Okay, what fair enough? There's only
Speaker 1: so much I can feel. And I think that that
Speaker 1: film like pushed me beyond my limits, which means it's
Speaker 1: really successful. I guess. I do think it's a great film.
Speaker 1: Like Roger Ebert that we've talked about before, he said
Speaker 1: it was the best film of that decade. He's right,
Speaker 1: do you think so? I think it's it's like it's
Speaker 1: really really, really special. Yeah, I mean Rush Hour three.
Speaker 1: I think is from the decade, but New York was
Speaker 1: also very good. It's really it's really as good as
Speaker 1: I don't care who knows this, but I think it's
Speaker 1: as good a same themes. Um, do you see Selective
Speaker 1: New York three times or more? Maybe? For I think
Speaker 1: I three times? And look, it's not a film I've
Speaker 1: almost like every day like I need gaps. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not it's a it's a it's not an easy
Speaker 1: it's not an easy fantastic. It's not that fully enough.
Speaker 1: I think if they edited out all the scenes of
Speaker 1: him at the dentist, then maybe I could if there
Speaker 1: was like a you know, you have a director's cut
Speaker 1: and it's usually longer, there should be like a like
Speaker 1: a whimps cut going to be a whimps cut where
Speaker 1: you cut out because I thought there's so there's almost
Speaker 1: too many ideas, you know, it's like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even know the themes are. So it's sort of about everything.
Speaker 1: It is about everything. But the thing I take from
Speaker 1: it that for a film that is about and I
Speaker 1: think it's very relatable. And maybe I've talked about this before,
Speaker 1: but he's a man obsessed with death and illness and worrying.
Speaker 1: He's so worried about everything. He's pleasantly worrying, and yet
Speaker 1: he outlives everyone. He's that he has all this love
Speaker 1: around him. It's quite movie like. He's around black people
Speaker 1: who love and endore him, and he keeps sort of
Speaker 1: missing it. He's in it, but he can't. He's so
Speaker 1: analyzing it all the time and overthinking it that he's
Speaker 1: missing living as a creative. Yes, do you find that
Speaker 1: that hits harder? Do you? Because I think it is
Speaker 1: a film about creativity. I don't think it's an accident
Speaker 1: that it's a film about a guy trying to make
Speaker 1: a work of art. Yeah. I think it is about
Speaker 1: what the toll that that can take on certain people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely. And I think the whole idea of never
Speaker 1: finished it is never finished. It's never you know, he's
Speaker 1: making this play for like seventeen years and it just
Speaker 1: keeps going. It's not ready yet, it's not ready yet.
Speaker 1: I understand that feeling, and I also understand the feeling
Speaker 1: of the fear of when it is finished, because then
Speaker 1: what do you do? Like it's so you're creative endeavors.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're will be serious with me,
Speaker 1: between you and me, and don't tell anyone. But I
Speaker 1: don't get Is this when I'm making something or doing
Speaker 1: something gig or anything or new material? Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: happiest that it's where I feel most fulfilled. It's like,
Speaker 1: this is what men to be doing. And when it's done,
Speaker 1: there's a moment of total panic of like when when
Speaker 1: you finish a job, or it's like what now? And
Speaker 1: I almost think that's part of some people don't finish
Speaker 1: projects because they're so well consuming the fear of the
Speaker 1: silence afterwards, or that what are you going to come
Speaker 1: up with next? Yeah, that's interesting? Is that is that work?
Speaker 1: Have you got better with that? Or is it worse now?
Speaker 1: You think? I just make sure there's never any gap.
Speaker 1: That just makes sure there's poor things happening at worse
Speaker 1: so at one point they'll never ever ever be the silence,
Speaker 1: perfectly healthy sentence. No need to look into that any deeper.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's exactly why I tell my therapist, I said,
Speaker 1: we should finish there. What is the best action you're
Speaker 1: an action guy? Quite actually you run what's the best
Speaker 1: action film you've ever seen? I would say anyone who's
Speaker 1: ever seen me run. I mean, if someone ran like
Speaker 1: me in an action film, the studio would shut this
Speaker 1: ship down in a day. Why have you met that
Speaker 1: newborn draft star in the new Born Identity? You run
Speaker 1: very nicely, You're very good runner. Basically, yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: The best action film. Yeah, and I do think you know,
Speaker 1: art is about opinion, but this one there is there
Speaker 1: is no opinion. Yeah, it is one of the most
Speaker 1: recent three mission impossibles. They are the best ones. And
Speaker 1: I think if you don't think that, it's between you
Speaker 1: and me, yea, no one else needs to know this,
Speaker 1: but you can tell anyone you want this If you
Speaker 1: don't think that, my lads to swear. Yeah, okay, you're
Speaker 1: a fucking dickhead. If you don't wow, Wow. Did anyone
Speaker 1: hear that? Jesus, But that's between that's between you and me,
Speaker 1: so no one but anyone can hear that. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think they're just I think there's no I think they're
Speaker 1: so good. I think they I think Tom Cruise is
Speaker 1: found in Christopher Macquarie. I guess in particular, they're like
Speaker 1: the perfect they're the de Niro evac. I think it's like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think they're I can't pick between them.
Speaker 1: I think i'd probably pick Ghost Protocol if pushed, because
Speaker 1: it has the vergicalif a bit that When I first
Speaker 1: watched that, I thought my I thought my toenails were
Speaker 1: going to come off because it was so entertaining. Is
Speaker 1: that the top the biggest building in the little bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's very good. That one. I love it. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're great, aren't they. I really love them, and I
Speaker 1: agree with you and I do love you know. I
Speaker 1: love stants, and they had they do real stunts in them,
Speaker 1: and I let the Tom CUIs does stunts and there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of CDI going. Um, they're very well choreographed,
Speaker 1: directed action. It's great. You're not entirely run exactly mad
Speaker 1: Max Fury right neh wow, come on dah dah, it's
Speaker 1: your episode. I'm not going to tell anyone, and I
Speaker 1: don't care, no, I do. I do. You know you're
Speaker 1: a fucking dickhead, but like that's fine, that's so fine.
Speaker 1: Brett's think about you is you're sort of inclusive. It's
Speaker 1: you'll know a fucking dickhead, but you's and that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I still hang out with him. I think
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise is one of those guys that we will
Speaker 1: miss when he's we will miss when he's gone. I
Speaker 1: think he is there will never be another one. There's
Speaker 1: there's never going to be another one. He's a truly
Speaker 1: great movie star, and he knows that to make movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah great, I even saw The Mummy. That's how all
Speaker 1: that I'm in on him? Yeah, what happened then? I
Speaker 1: think I don't want to think about it. Push it
Speaker 1: deep down. Something happened there. I don't know what it
Speaker 1: was anyway, of all the films, of all of them,
Speaker 1: if you had to, which film do you think you
Speaker 1: could have made? And way? This is the best question.
Speaker 1: I think, Thank you. A lot of people really resisted
Speaker 1: to this when they have too many Like what do
Speaker 1: you mean? You get it? Push? You get it? It don't.
Speaker 1: I want to say I get it, but like I
Speaker 1: think it's it's almost it's too open ended. If I
Speaker 1: had some alone's got a gun up to your head,
Speaker 1: the boom is if I made a film, If I
Speaker 1: actually made a film, it would be like the room
Speaker 1: that it would just be so amateurisian ship. The crew
Speaker 1: would be so unmotivated. I'd totally lose. I'd lose the
Speaker 1: crew in the first day. I'd profile in loads of
Speaker 1: sex scenes for myself. But in terms of if I well,
Speaker 1: thank you, I think in terms of what I would
Speaker 1: make or something of that, I think it is The Producers.
Speaker 1: I think i'd make a film like The Producers. I
Speaker 1: think everything I sort of love, I think things I
Speaker 1: write and sort of feelings that I try and emote
Speaker 1: in stuff I write. I think you see that in
Speaker 1: The Producers. I think it's a great, great comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's it's it's it's everything.
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's it's so brilliant, and I
Speaker 1: think it really holds up and it's so entertaining, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. What a surprising and excellent answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: why how is that surprised? I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: I thought you'd go I don't know if you put
Speaker 1: kinds of meds and said, what do you think films?
Speaker 1: I thought you didn't picked like a drama, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know you love The Producers and I love The Producers.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I really love it. I think it's weirdly underrated,
Speaker 1: which is strange given it to the most acclaimed comedy ever.
Speaker 1: But I think actually know what you mean because it's
Speaker 1: because it is. It is like audacious and like provocative
Speaker 1: and silly and and really funny. But I think it
Speaker 1: I think it's got like a huge heart. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: about like two people who are quite lost finding each
Speaker 1: other and sort of sparing each other on. It's quite
Speaker 1: sweet in a in a weird way. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like mel Brooks. It's sort of naughty and chigui,
Speaker 1: but it's lovely and yeah, yeah, it's really um, it's stirring.
Speaker 1: I find it quite stirring because it's about show business
Speaker 1: and it's you know, and I'm a sucker for that.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a few of my choices have got
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. I think it's I really love it.
Speaker 1: I really really love it. I like that. I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: what excellent answer? What film have you pretended to like
Speaker 1: to impress people? The producers really worked, you really went
Speaker 1: up in masturbasons good? I don't. I don't have one
Speaker 1: for this. I think the problem is I've got there's
Speaker 1: so many films that I've not seen that I've pretended
Speaker 1: to see so I guess it's probably the same as
Speaker 1: it's probably be one of those. And that's one of
Speaker 1: the questions. Yeah, you you you're an honest guy. I
Speaker 1: think you'd like telling someone I don't like that film
Speaker 1: that you like. Yeah, And but also I think my
Speaker 1: standards are quite low, and it takes a lot for
Speaker 1: me to not like something. I'm one of the worst
Speaker 1: people to ask like tips for because I really, especially
Speaker 1: if I'm seeing a show or if I'm seeing a film,
Speaker 1: you have to go a long way for me to
Speaker 1: really be against it. So yeah, I sort of like
Speaker 1: most films, or at least I go, oh, they got
Speaker 1: it back. I watched The Eddie Murphy Company Meet Dave
Speaker 1: Right a few weeks ago when I was hungover. That
Speaker 1: is one of the most critically mauled films of recent years.
Speaker 1: I thought, this is fine, there's no problem here. Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy's a spaceship being driven by Eddie Murphy. What this is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is a wonderful ben himself. Aren't we all have
Speaker 1: any questions? Thank you? Film? Have you never seen that?
Speaker 1: You think it's mad? You've never seen it? I mean
Speaker 1: there's so many isn't there? And this is this is
Speaker 1: linked to the last one. M I had to pick one. Well,
Speaker 1: actually it's not even one. I've basically never seen any
Speaker 1: Stanley Kubrick film. I don't say that is mad? What
Speaker 1: is the film you love that you don't expect anyone
Speaker 1: else to lack? In Wanka n ever since you fucking
Speaker 1: went to Hollywood. You were so nice when you used
Speaker 1: to live in South London with me out on the corner,
Speaker 1: sharing sharing Coca Cola. We used to share a counter
Speaker 1: puff and talk about what it's going to be like
Speaker 1: we make it to California, and I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write a question. It's going to make me laugh every
Speaker 1: single time I do it. One day, I'm gonna ask everyone,
Speaker 1: what's the film you think it's mad? They never seen it.
Speaker 1: Then they're gonna ask it, say that is mad, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to move on. The best thing about this
Speaker 1: a listener should know is Brett in La I've been
Speaker 1: I'm recording this at almost six o'clock at night on
Speaker 1: a Friday. Brett, it's like what you've just woken up basically,
Speaker 1: and the first thing you've done it's just cuss me, like,
Speaker 1: mug me off. Yeah, what a day? Ready for the
Speaker 1: Day looked like a plum? What is the film you
Speaker 1: love that you don't expect anyone else to? Like? A
Speaker 1: lot of people do like this film, but I think
Speaker 1: they're people who are exactly like me. Okay, and this
Speaker 1: film is basket ball? Love do you do? You love
Speaker 1: basic Ball? I do love basketball. The people who make
Speaker 1: it made it hate it. They and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's something that you just have to have been
Speaker 1: there like I was, you know, it was like a
Speaker 1: perfect teenager. Yeah, you were off it. They descended, They
Speaker 1: just say it. I think they act like it's a
Speaker 1: really crap film, But I was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's really funny, like it's really it's just like a
Speaker 1: dumb like it's you know, it's a bit purehile. But
Speaker 1: I think there's a load of gags in it, and
Speaker 1: there's more hits than Missus. I really, I mean, I
Speaker 1: like it. It's definitely It's always going to have a
Speaker 1: place in my heart. It's like a big teenage film
Speaker 1: for me. And we still watch it at parties a lot.
Speaker 1: I love them. I wonder if it's you know, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it in many years. I wonder if it
Speaker 1: would be man way together when you watch it now.
Speaker 1: But definitely, oh we loved Yeah, it's great. It's just
Speaker 1: a big it's just a dumb film about some made
Speaker 1: up sport. What's wrong that funny? There's some funny shitting
Speaker 1: it really funny shit in it. But I think it is.
Speaker 1: I think there's a very narrow band of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to have been there. You had to have
Speaker 1: been there to really enjoy it. What's the film you
Speaker 1: would show a lover as a test to see if
Speaker 1: you should be together? Did you? Did you do this
Speaker 1: test with your wife? I think I did. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: done this test. I've done this test with a few
Speaker 1: people love it and everyone has passed. This is the
Speaker 1: film that is I could have answered for so many
Speaker 1: of them. It is Broadway Danny Rose. Wow, it is
Speaker 1: the most romantic film as well. Probably it's full of
Speaker 1: surprises today and what I don't know. Listen, when you
Speaker 1: were last on the show, you spent forty five minutes
Speaker 1: talking about money boot and this thing was taken my
Speaker 1: life by the way that I'm still getting tweaks about
Speaker 1: that and this and today You've got so many show busy,
Speaker 1: show busy, lovely warm, lovely, big hearted films. It's interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I've I've I've you know, softened up in
Speaker 1: my old age moment you fall in love and that
Speaker 1: was fun. Broadway Danny Rose, I think is like, it's
Speaker 1: so wonderful and I think it is a good thing
Speaker 1: to show because I feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: myself in that because it's about kind of small time
Speaker 1: show business, and I just I think it's a wonderful film.
Speaker 1: Broadway Danny Rose and Woody Allen is is whatever he is.
Speaker 1: You know, he's not perfect, he has I think, look, look,
Speaker 1: is he a sexual deviant? Yes? Is he a hack? Yes,
Speaker 1: but let's put that to one side. He had a
Speaker 1: great run, and I'm not ready. I think that's the
Speaker 1: point where we stop. We go, okay, yeah, we dismiss him,
Speaker 1: but not to the point where we can't enjoy. I
Speaker 1: think Broadway Danny Roses like it's magnificent and it's sweet,
Speaker 1: and it's the cinematography is amazing and the music is amazing.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's like a tribute and like a
Speaker 1: love letter to being in show business. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: know that you need to be in show business to
Speaker 1: enjoy it. I think it's a I think it's wonderful
Speaker 1: that film. I think it's his best one. I think
Speaker 1: it's probably his best one. You were lovely today, Thanks
Speaker 1: man glad. One of us is speaking speaking of making
Speaker 1: you uncomfortable? What's the film that made youzed uncomfortable? Right?
Speaker 1: This one? This one's a weird one. I saw this
Speaker 1: film right in the cinema a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: from my system. We'd heard it was great, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know much about it. She was like, no, the
Speaker 1: reviews are amazing. It's this film called the Souvenir, one
Speaker 1: most critically acclaimed films of the it was a decade. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the film starts right, and there's this there's like
Speaker 1: a house party in London, and you've got all these dynamic,
Speaker 1: vibrant people and they're all like having chat. They were
Speaker 1: young people. They're having passionate chats about being young and
Speaker 1: about the world, about figuring things out, and it sort
Speaker 1: of pans through all of them and it focuses on
Speaker 1: this one girl. And I didn't know who. I didn't
Speaker 1: didn't know who was in the film. Ward it was
Speaker 1: about and the girl. And then I realized, oh, she's
Speaker 1: the main character, and I thought, shame that we're in
Speaker 1: this room at full of really cool, dynamic young people
Speaker 1: and the lead character of this fucking film is literally
Speaker 1: a boring person in the room. But literally the most
Speaker 1: boring fucking person sits there wet, blanket, nothing, and then
Speaker 1: the film is about her, and apparently it's it's about
Speaker 1: the director. Yeah, right, it's about the director. But then
Speaker 1: they never introduced this character, they never nothing happens in
Speaker 1: this film, but the critics. The thing that made me
Speaker 1: uncomfortable was the critical notice of this film got what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, this is the greatest, most relatable story of
Speaker 1: a doomed relationship. I thought, what the fuck? It made
Speaker 1: me uncomfortable because I thought, I'm probably not expressing this
Speaker 1: that well. I thought every single character in that film
Speaker 1: was flamboyantly wealthy, and none of it was justified or introduced.
Speaker 1: And what made me uncomfortable was knowing that every film
Speaker 1: critic in Britain was like, what a relatable film? I thought, well,
Speaker 1: I guess in that case the media are liars. I
Speaker 1: mean is that was that the point of the film
Speaker 1: was to make me doubt the media, because I was like,
Speaker 1: it's all just posh people telling people. These posh people
Speaker 1: are what you're like, it's a tough watch. I can't
Speaker 1: like what I think. None of the characters do anything,
Speaker 1: No one reacts to anything. One of the they're blokeing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh he's a heroin addict. Well you never
Speaker 1: see any of it doesn't mean you may as all
Speaker 1: said he's in clown college, like it doesn't really happens.
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, he's such a good actor, and I
Speaker 1: was like, is he a good actor or does he
Speaker 1: just have a fucking scar on his face? Like I
Speaker 1: think it's true. I think the whole film is a
Speaker 1: fucking con. It sickens me that film. And she's made
Speaker 1: a sequel. What happens in the sequel? Nothing? And then
Speaker 1: there's another one coming, There's it's trilogy. It's like Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings. It's like Lord of the Rings. There
Speaker 1: was no Hobbits or Ring or Gollum. And they lived
Speaker 1: in London and they didn't go anywhere. It made me uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: like how a film like that could ever be. I
Speaker 1: don't know. What I will say is I'm wary whenever
Speaker 1: I see a film getting five stars by all the critics.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I know that film is going to
Speaker 1: be really really slow. M I thing as I can
Speaker 1: deal would slow. I like, my ideal film is just
Speaker 1: like Steve Bruschevy and a room coughing for an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. I don't need stuff to happen. But this,
Speaker 1: this was I was like insulted as an audience member
Speaker 1: that you would I don't know, I'd probably sound like
Speaker 1: an idiot, probably got what an uncultural dodol. But I thought,
Speaker 1: I just thought. I thought it was so weak. I
Speaker 1: find it difficult to watch. Plus people, none of the
Speaker 1: characters were introduced, like none of them. She wasn't introduced,
Speaker 1: she never showed any I never got a sense of
Speaker 1: who she was or what their relationship was, which is
Speaker 1: bad storytelling. I mean, that's just bad. And I guess
Speaker 1: if you're an everyman trope or like an every you know,
Speaker 1: a common person, the audience can fill in the blanks themselves.
Speaker 1: I thought there is such a divide here between yeah,
Speaker 1: and also, if you're going to make a film about
Speaker 1: a doomed romance between an old heroin addict and a
Speaker 1: young film student, why don't you make something happen? Why
Speaker 1: don't you just make something happen. Why don't you have
Speaker 1: a conversation, like he says, you have a heroin addict
Speaker 1: and then she just doesn't react. It mayst have been
Speaker 1: like or something like, and they just all repress plus
Speaker 1: people so they don't react. But you know that makes
Speaker 1: it makes for great romantic scenes where no one Also,
Speaker 1: someone said to me, apparently the woman who's in it,
Speaker 1: I got nothing took by the way, it's clear I
Speaker 1: got nothing these people personally, but everyone involved in this
Speaker 1: is a fucking dish, continuing me. No, of course not.
Speaker 1: But she was, She's never acted before. She was just yeah,
Speaker 1: so what what are we doing here? Guys? What are
Speaker 1: we doing here? What's what are we doing here? Though?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Tilda Swinton's daughter plays plays the
Speaker 1: director in and the director goes, yeah, we've even recreated
Speaker 1: my old flat. M what you do? I don't know
Speaker 1: what we're doing here. It's not no, it's not coach protocol,
Speaker 1: it's not even Rush hour three, it's not close to
Speaker 1: i'd agree with Yeah. Sorry, I probably not. I probably
Speaker 1: should have been more articulate there. No, I think there's
Speaker 1: something I think at the core of society's problems. Baked
Speaker 1: into that film, and I probably haven't pierced it enough,
Speaker 1: but it's not good enough. And I think when I
Speaker 1: am the King, that film will be the first to
Speaker 1: be deleted in a Starlard esque purge. You get my vote,
Speaker 1: but as king you don't need it, so good luck.
Speaker 1: If you could show a child one film, what would
Speaker 1: it be, muess the souvenir, I'd be like, this is
Speaker 1: what the world is, this is what we're up against.
Speaker 1: I would show them a film that I loved as
Speaker 1: a child. I probably was too young to watch, but
Speaker 1: I adored it called Pleasantville. So really great entertaining film. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's about tolerance and open mindedness and the dangers
Speaker 1: of closing yourself off and the dangers of having yeah
Speaker 1: I have a small worldview, and oppression and it's very entertaining.
Speaker 1: There's a scene where the mum fingers herself in a bath.
Speaker 1: I had no idea what she was doing until I
Speaker 1: was about twenty one and I went, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: She was just having a really fun bath. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but um, I think it's a really great um. It's
Speaker 1: sort of like a it's almost like a fairy tale
Speaker 1: and sort of how it's told, and it feels like
Speaker 1: it's it's very moral when the kids need to watch
Speaker 1: stuff with morals, don't they Yeah, because I don't think them.
Speaker 1: I don't think the unboxing videos have got much morals,
Speaker 1: so I think so. I think people are unboxing the
Speaker 1: stuff for the kids on YouTube and saying stuff like
Speaker 1: you know, don't don't hate, don't hate. Eastern Europeans were
Speaker 1: all the same anyway inside this box. Yeah, good one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love love it. It means a lot to be
Speaker 1: It's very special to me. That film. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: it with my It was the surprise film at the
Speaker 1: London Film Festival. Me and my dad went years and
Speaker 1: years ago, and I'd seen the trailer and the trailer
Speaker 1: looked stupid. I was like, this film looks stupid and
Speaker 1: they don't tell you when it's a surprise film. It
Speaker 1: just started and it's a pleasant film. Pleasant. When I
Speaker 1: turned I don't even know what's this and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, thinking it will be shit. And we
Speaker 1: loved it so much and we talked about it all
Speaker 1: the way. We talked about it all the next day.
Speaker 1: It's very special to me. It's beautiful, brilliant, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: really good to hear. I think it's I think it
Speaker 1: is a special film in general, and it's sort of
Speaker 1: it's weird that it. I guess it was a hit,
Speaker 1: wasn't it? Like people know it, people know I don't know.
Speaker 1: It always massive, but it's it's really deep. And there's
Speaker 1: the bit where basically, if you haven't seen the film,
Speaker 1: it's simple black and white and when people kind of
Speaker 1: have an emotional breakthrough, they turned into color. And Toby
Speaker 1: McGuire keeps there's a scene where where he I don't
Speaker 1: want to spoil it, but where he thinks he's going
Speaker 1: to have his breakthrough and he wakes up in the
Speaker 1: money and he's still black and why because that's not
Speaker 1: his journey. It's very moving. Yeah, it's really it's really um,
Speaker 1: it's really moving, I think, and very very funny to
Speaker 1: film that it starts off good and it gets better
Speaker 1: and better, which is all you can ever ask for it.
Speaker 1: So that's what I would show. I would show a
Speaker 1: little kid that you watch this, you watch this, ship,
Speaker 1: you watch this, and then you get out, push this
Speaker 1: and get out. I don't don't tell you mom that
Speaker 1: I abducted. You ll show you Pleasantville. It's funnestly, it's
Speaker 1: been good, but she's not gonna understand that. It's going
Speaker 1: to look weird if you if you tell this to
Speaker 1: the police. This is between us and I don't care,
Speaker 1: but I've abducted you because I want you to learn
Speaker 1: some morals because of all those fucking handboxing videos. Watch
Speaker 1: Pleasantville and I will take you home. Sean McLoughlin, you
Speaker 1: have been wonderful. I'm so glad I brought you back
Speaker 1: to life. You've been so good. In fact, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you, but before you go, what film would you
Speaker 1: like to leave in your will? The fuck you to?
Speaker 1: What film would I like to leave in my world?
Speaker 1: Is it one of the ones I have to mention
Speaker 1: I've already mentioned? Or can it be any film? It
Speaker 1: can be anything. What film would I leave in my will? Yeah?
Speaker 1: One film you'd lead behind people to Shanghai noon lovely,
Speaker 1: really lovely. Sean mcguffin, I don't mind. This is between
Speaker 1: us and I don't care who he is it. You've
Speaker 1: been magnificent. I really loved this. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed it so much that I might come up
Speaker 1: with any way to kill you. So I can have
Speaker 1: you beg Yeah, I really I really like you. Oh
Speaker 1: thanks man, it's been a real treat and between you
Speaker 1: and me, thanks for your fucking dick edge. Is there
Speaker 1: anything you want to tell people to look out for you?
Speaker 1: You're touring gigging tour this year across the UK and
Speaker 1: Europe and potentially the rest of the world. Uh, go
Speaker 1: on my website to buy tickets please. It's going to
Speaker 1: be an hour and a half of a stand up
Speaker 1: from me and it's going to be Um, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be good, I think, magnificent. It should be good. The
Speaker 1: European dates I think are coming at the end of January,
Speaker 1: so yes, it can so be it. It's as yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just that you have to call it
Speaker 1: something that. Yeah, you're doing stand up again. You're doing gigs.
Speaker 1: You're only doing gigs in America? Are you doing them
Speaker 1: here as well? I'm back see I'll be doing them
Speaker 1: in the in the Englands too. That would be fun,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it. Yeah, maybe we're having together. That'd be good.
Speaker 1: That would be really good. All right, thank you for
Speaker 1: your time, have a wonderful day. Complexit God bless you.
Speaker 1: So that was episode one hundred and eighty one. Head
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Speaker 1: very nice. Thank you so much to Sean for doing
Speaker 1: the show, Thanks for scrupus pipping the distraction pieces of network.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Buddy Peace for producing it. Thanks to ACAS
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Speaker 1: and Leasing Laden for the photography. Come to me next
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