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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

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Speaker 1: You know, as we get into the phone tap, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I don't like this concept of the elf on the shelf.

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Speaker 2: It's a brilliant concept and Santa is all behind it,

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Speaker 2: so it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: It's just kind of evil, I think.

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Speaker 2: No, it's an elf that Santa sends you from the

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Speaker 2: North Pole and he's with you for the holiday season.

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Speaker 3: He watches you every night.

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Speaker 2: He goes back to Santa and let Santa know whether

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Speaker 2: you've been a good or a bad little boy or girl?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, does he have like cameras in his eyes? He's magic?

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Speaker 3: Is it that same thing we used to keep an

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Speaker 3: eye on the nanny?

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Speaker 1: He's different.

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Speaker 3: He's from Santa.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 3: Well, what's what's this phone tap all about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Mitch and Robert are brothers, and Mitch has

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Speaker 2: a son his name is James, and James has an

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Speaker 2: elf on the shelf. Well, Robert kicked the elf on

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Speaker 2: the shelf, and you're not supposed to touch the elf on

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Speaker 2: the shelf because his magic disappears. So when the little

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Speaker 2: boy went back to school, we had some issues.

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Speaker 3: He was very upset.

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Speaker 1: God.

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Speaker 4: This is so so.

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Speaker 2: I am posing as Mitch's girlfriend Lindsey telling Robert how

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Speaker 2: upset I am that you messed with his kids out

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Speaker 2: on the shelf.

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Speaker 4: Let's listen in today's phone tap from Danielle. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Robert. Please, Hi Rob, this

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Speaker 2: is Lindsay, Mitch's girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I wanted to ask you a question.

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Speaker 2: The other day when you were over Mitch's house. He

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Speaker 2: told me how you took the elf on the shelf

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Speaker 2: and how you kicked it across the room and you

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Speaker 2: were making such a big deal that you were touching

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Speaker 2: the elf, and I wanted to talk to you about

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Speaker 2: it because James is really upset.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know Mitch. He told me all about it. Why

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Speaker 1: are you calling it? How do you get my number?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you because he's six years old and he

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Speaker 2: believes in that elf so much and it's so important

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Speaker 2: to him, and now he thinks he's not getting any

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Speaker 2: presents from Santa because Uncle Rob touched the elf and

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Speaker 2: it's now lost all its magic.

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Speaker 1: Okay again, how did he get my number?

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Speaker 3: Well, Mitch was at work. I went through his Apple contacts.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so he doesn't even know you're calling, no.

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Speaker 2: Because I don't want him to be upset, but I

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Speaker 2: want you to know how serious the situation is.

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Speaker 3: James went to school crying this is.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm upset. I'm upset. Now you should Well.

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Speaker 3: You should be upset now.

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Speaker 2: James thinks he's not getting any presents and his elf

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Speaker 2: doesn't have any magic. Elf on the shelf is very

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Speaker 2: important things to children.

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Speaker 1: And who are you to them to even have the

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Speaker 1: balls to call me about this? Well?

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Speaker 2: You know what, It shows that I really care about

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Speaker 2: the kid. And obviously his uncle Rob Wo kicks the

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Speaker 2: elf across the room doesn't give two about him?

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Speaker 3: Now does he?

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Speaker 1: Do you think you care about him more than I? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes I do.

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Speaker 2: I would never do that. I know the importance of

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Speaker 2: the elf on the shelf to a child, and you

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Speaker 2: don't just take the elf and kick him across the

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Speaker 2: room like a football.

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Speaker 1: My brother dates a lot of girls can be gone

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Speaker 1: in a few weeks, all right, And who are you.

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Speaker 3: To say you make his decisions for him? You can't

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Speaker 3: even You don't even know how to treat a child.

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Speaker 2: And what's important to a child, Well, you know what,

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Speaker 2: You have no idea what he's going through now with

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Speaker 2: James trying to convince him that he's still going to

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Speaker 2: get presents from Santa when he's convinced no, because Uncle Rob.

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Speaker 3: Touched his elf.

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Speaker 1: It's a toy, a toy.

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Speaker 3: It's not a toy. It's an elf that Santa sends

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Speaker 3: from the North Pole. Two of the children of the World.

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Speaker 1: Lady, you're weird.

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Speaker 3: My name is Lindsay, not Lady Lindsey.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna tell my brother that

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Speaker 1: you called.

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Speaker 3: I don't care, and.

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Speaker 2: He'll be and you know what, I bet you he'll say, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you know what she really cares about James. What a

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Speaker 2: great woman. I definitely want to marry her one day.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he thinks I'm psycho. Let's wait till he called

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Speaker 3: you and then we'll call him back.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I love it, It's perfect. I love it.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, mister Carl, Dude, I met your new girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: What if she just called me out of nowhere? Did

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Speaker 1: you ask her to call me? No, I ain't think so.

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Speaker 1: This girl nuts. She's nuts about the alf on the

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Speaker 1: shelf and about James and how he was sad or

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Speaker 1: sad or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious.

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Speaker 1: She's telling me that I ruined Christmas, that he's upset

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Speaker 1: that I'm not protective. It's like she's like, she says, there,

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Speaker 1: she's crazy. She just got upset immediately, just yelling at me,

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Speaker 1: like she's she has anything to do. You've been dating

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Speaker 1: this girl for like three months and you leave her

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Speaker 1: with this is Look, I'm looking out for you, bro,

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Speaker 1: So I mean.

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Speaker 4: What, like, what exactly did she say to you?

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Speaker 1: She's just saying that I'm a uncle, just all this

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Speaker 1: crazy nonsense about I'm like, I'm ruining Christmas for James.

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Speaker 1: I'd love that kid. Well, that was playing jokes. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have kicked the elf across the room. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know it was gonna make them that upset, just a toy.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think get rid of that thing if it's

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Speaker 1: that big a deal. I never even met this girl.

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Speaker 4: Look, look, I can't imagine that she would yell at you.

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Speaker 4: I mean sure, like she just.

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Speaker 1: You know what this she yelled at She yelled at me, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I don't need this bolt.

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Speaker 4: Look, you know, you know she stayed over last night

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Speaker 4: and he was crying in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 4: So you know, I guess. I guess that's why he's

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Speaker 4: still crying about the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was like.

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Speaker 1: Three nights ago. I didn't even do. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: realize kids have memories that long. Like, if you want

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Speaker 1: me to buy him some something, I'll buy something I

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Speaker 1: don't care, like a toy, a new video game, or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is that'll take the shut him up and

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Speaker 1: stop crying whatever.

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Speaker 4: Jane lights up when she walks into the room. Man,

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Speaker 4: so it's, you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: She's she's trying to be his mother that's used to

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Speaker 1: be careful. I'm just knocking up for you. But if

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Speaker 1: you don't see this as a major red flag, you're

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Speaker 1: out of your mind. Dude. I've poken up with girls

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Speaker 1: who just used my toothbrush. This is absurd.

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Speaker 3: Hey much did you tell him?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to talk to him about it.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Is she there with you?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Mitchell? You kidding me?

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Speaker 2: This is Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. You got phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: Believable Jesus Christ, Oh my god. Unbelievable to be Elvis.

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Speaker 3: Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 4: This table was pre recorded permission granted by all the

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Speaker 4: Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 1: Phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show,

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Speaker 1: H