WEBVTT - Episode 202: Inside Job 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.000 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:21.040 without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:24.200 to have a scapegoat. And now joined by bad Larry, 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.840 Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:32.640 Here's Dan Patrick. Oh, we take the show on the road. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:36.320 And look who shows up on the road Shyan Irving. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.479 Now Shay and Pittsburgh. I love Pittsburgh, Danny, Great to 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:43.040 see you, you too, Danny. I did a full transparency. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.440 I walked into the hotel. I could hear your voice 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.280 in the bar area and I and I went up 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:53.080 to my and went about, Now I'm being honest with you, Danny. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.560 I was making friends. I know that I didn't. I 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.320 didn't need any more friends than I already got. Here. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.600 He met a guy named Rinaldo. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.040 Yeah you got some swag, Yeah yeah called Hella hoodies 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:03.240 shout out no free ads. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.360 But Ronaldo at the bar was really cool. H down. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.280 You got a Cowboys one. We got Cowboys one. I 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.800 got Spencer Niners one, bang bang bang bang nothing for 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:12.960 nothing for us? 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.240 Yeah, No, Dana Bengals won Mia Ravens one. 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.119 I'm not a Bengals big Bengals guy. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.400 Okay, Danna Red's one son of Ohio. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.160 He's no fan anymore. He's a professor. Well, I get 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:29.480 not being a fan of Ohio, but yeah. Two. No, 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.400 I don't root for anybody. I don't. I don't need 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.280 to have friends like fake friends that are a cowboy 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.560 fan and then I'm a cowboy fan. And then we 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.520 like each other and we get together and we have 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:42.960 beers and we bang into each other. We're buddy. Yes. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.640 And one of them's Rosie o'donald. All right, she's a 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.880 great American. Why do you wait? You think? Do you 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.680 think she looks like Rosie o'donald. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.440 I mean that's I'll leave that up to interpretation. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.000 Doesn't she live in Ireland? Now? Yes, she get deported Ireland. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:58.920 I think she moved back, Yeah, she dides think they 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:00.800 deported her to Ireland. Ellen went to England. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.840 I think Ellen came back back to the US. I 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.920 think is her redemption arc happening right now? Do we know? I? 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.680 I don't know the Queen of Means walks out dancing. Okay, 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:18.280 so Shane Irving is here, Dylan recently engaged and promoted 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.760 on the show. Are you going to take it over 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.600 for Seaton? How do you think it's gone so far? 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:29.520 Then it's good, that's that's it. Damn well, you just 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.520 don't replace Seaton? And I go, I'm not trying. Well, 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.880 it feels like you're trying to. I'm trying to be 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.720 my compent. I love a compliment. Okay, I know, well, 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.920 you'll get one eventually, all right, I just get I 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.320 was asking if eventually i'll get Yeah. Yeah, it's great 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.480 to see you. I always love your attitude. You have fun, 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:52.240 You're quick with a response, hot your game, Uh, you're hot. Yeah. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.320 And it helps with the LGBT community. Do you have 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:59.720 in one of their own on the stage? Which one? Okay, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.440 we have bad Larry taking a work break. I'm guessing. 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:09.000 No, no, no, I'm in Mississippi. Dan in New Orleans 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:15.400 and we went to Alabama. Now I'm in Mississippi. I 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.560 am driving. Well, we flew in the New Orleans, but 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:18.399 i'm driving now. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:24.280 Yes, Why in Mississippi, car? Why would you be in Mississippi? 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:28.480 There ocean place we wanted to check out on the Gulf. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:32.160 We went over into Alabama. Beautiful place on the golf 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.840 And now we're coming back to the Mississippi flying out 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:35.960 of New Orleans tomorrow. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:37.360 Like Gulf Shore. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:43.000 We did Golf Shore from Alabama. Good call. And now 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.520 we're going to Ocean City, Mississippi. I'm five minutes or 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:47.200 Do you have. 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.240 The key to the city of Mobile. I do have 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.920 the city key. They gave it to me many many 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:55.680 years ago. I don't know what locket unlocks, but it's 0:03:55.720 --> 0:04:00.360 a large key. Larry's jail cell. Yeah. Oh, by the way, 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:05.760 you'll maybe appreciate this. I was a spa retreat with 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.280 my wife on vacation. We were in Virginia. It's a 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.560 place called the prim Land and it's twelve thousand acres 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:18.760 and they built this resort. It takes twenty minutes to 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.159 get from the gate all the way to the top. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:27.200 Now we're talking three thousand, three thousand feet elevation. And 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:31.119 they said, you know, Mayberry, where Andy Griffith is from, 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.320 is about forty minutes away. It's called Mount Airy and 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.039 it's based off of you know, Andy Griffith show is 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.760 based off Mount airy as you go. Yes, oh, yeah, sick. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:45.920 So we go in Main Street Floyd's Barbershop, Yeah, Opie's 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.719 Candy Stowary. They had a hole setup with a museum 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:55.320 with the Andy Griffith show. They had the office where 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.680 he'd sit at his desk. They had all kinds they 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.119 had all kinds of memorabiles there. That's sick. It was great. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.760 And they had a police car that's back, you know, 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.600 back in the sixties with Andy Griffith. It was great. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.880 It was my wife's idea, and I said, I'm all 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.320 in good for her. Yeah, wish in. My roommate had 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.000 good idea. You know, she lost her phone on the 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.800 train the other day. Did you find it? 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.600 No, So she's I'm getting calls yesterday from all these 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.000 random numbers. He's nine, one, sevens, two of three's all 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.600 these I'm not picking up any of them because you 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.200 know I don't do that either. And all the voicemails 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:27.799 I see hear the next day are. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:31.280 This is your wife pick up the phone, all these 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.760 super numbers. And now she's like, I don't know, I 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:34.520 got to get a new phone. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.919 It's just a good show track the phone. Oh I could, Yeah, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:42.080 why don't you do well, then she would have a phone. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.200 Oh he doesn't want to follow you, don't. She can't 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.560 track me either. Yeah, we're good. Wow, you're in love. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.640 But Dylan, congratulations on the engagement. Thank you, big deal. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.200 Yeah, Bermuda first, I'm going to Bermuda, which I highly recommend. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.719 But I knew that she didn't know what was going 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:03.080 on because she was wearing high heels. Yeah, in the sand, 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.159 kitting heels. Well, I didn't even so the story. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:07.520 So the fact that she didn't figure out was maybe 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.239 a little alarming. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:12.240 Actually I told her, I lied. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.560 I said dinners two hours earlier than it actually was, 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.159 thinking like, all right, she'll be ready five point thirty. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.440 You know, they take forever, she said to the fucking 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.560 land speed record for getting ready. And then it's like 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.600 an hour where I'm like we can't go anywhere yet, 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:25.479 the thing's set up. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.159 So she's like, let's go see the whales. I was like, 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:28.440 they don't come out till six. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.359 And then I was like, we're waiting for a bottle 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.039 wine to show up, like we're gonna have some red 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.119 wine watch the whales. And then eventually like two people 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.760 from the hotel coming They're like, we're here to turn 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.040 the room over, and she's like they're doing housekeeping at 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:40.920 six o'clock at night. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.359 And I was like, it doesn't matter. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.960 And then we're walking down she sees the photographer and 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.320 then immediately gets mortified. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.640 She's like, this is so embarrassing. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.680 They think we're getting engaged because you order a bottle 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.760 of wine to the beach to watch the whales. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:54.640 Oh. And then I was like, all right, I'm doing 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:58.440 this thing. She saw a photographer and still wasn't like yeah. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:02.599 That's when I was like, am I doing the right thing? Yeah? 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.400 But okay, I got a problem with a photographer. What 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.240 like hyde, Well, I thought he would be hiding. He 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.080 was not, where do you hide on a beach? Well, 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.120 there's like it's like a cliff area. But there was 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.240 stuff there. Yeah you could there's buckets. Yeah, it worked out. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.720 Could have ruined it. Let me recap here, by the way, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.400 beautiful day in Pittsburgh. It's crazy. It's like Miami here, 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.880 you know, draft coming up tonight. Pittsburgh's kind of awesome. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:28.720 People have been wonderful. Yeah, we're at the Distillery complex here. 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:33.040 They got a whole level here of smoking cigars. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:36.640 This place was literally designed for you. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:40.360 Yes, yes, get away from everybody. Smoked cigar, a bourbon, 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:44.200 got my tequila. Why don't I live here? These are 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:44.880 my kind of people. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.960 There's a there's a country or no, like a southern 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.360 restaurant right down the street two below. Yeah, fried chicken 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.200 waffles and fried chickens. After I was here this morning, 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.960 I left, had fried chicken and waffles. Naturally, Yeah, I 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.120 had gritz. It was a beautiful place. And when took 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.400 a nap came back, I like it a lot here. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.840 Yeah, nice salt of the earth people. They are, they're 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.960 there's great Midwest people like like Ohio. All right, I 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:12.760 knew you were you wouldn't. Technically this is not the Midwest. Yeah, 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.760 there's a Midwest field, Midwest field there is. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.800 This ain't the Midwest. Yes, yes, it's a steel city, baby. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.880 Yeah it is just like Cincinnati. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.080 No, it ain't. No, it's definitely not like Cincinnati. I've 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:24.960 been there several times. It is not a good place 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.920 to be bad. Larry uh won five and a half 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.839 units last week, so he's uh nus a half? 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.760 What Larry, No, you're doing the master's one. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.120 I thought we're talking about Yeah. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:45.079 Low debutante, low amateur, and a couple of top tens. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.000 Right, No, No, I'll get to them. I'm just going 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:49.360 down the numbers here. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.560 Oh, I thought you asked me if I agree with that. 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.439 I don't. I didn't know what I got paid out 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:55.040 on the Uh. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:01.199 Dylan won six units last week? Yeah, Sha lost four units, 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.400 So your mind is two and a half. We'll get 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:08.840 to what happened at the Masters here. Greatest draft moment 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:12.400 of all time, if I said, Laramie Tunsell gas mask 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:17.680 Eli not wanting to go to the Chargers, Ceedee Lamb's 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:21.200 girlfriend trying to get into his phone. Saints traded everything 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:25.200 for Ricky Williams. Who the hell is mel kiper? Bill 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:30.360 Pollion said that Bill Belichick's dogs Russell Wilson Junior the 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.679 third girlfriend thinking she hit the lottery with him and 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.440 then they broke up. That's my pick. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:40.480 That picture makes the round so often. She's like screaming, 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.959 and you can tell he's looking at her like this 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:43.360 is over. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:52.760 Yeah, might have gotten over for other reasons, Well, yes, yeah, teammates, Yeah, okay, 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.280 let me see. Oh you know what, before we get 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.959 to the gambling. You should be an expert on Mike Vrabel, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:09.079 I should not listen right, no shit, the breaking news 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.880 more for able. Oh my god, Marvin just came in 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:21.120 and watched some dude photos or six years ago. Oh dude, yeah, photos. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:26.760 At a New York City bar. Dude his press conference. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.920 By the way, I mean, was that written by Ai? 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.480 Yeah it sounded, but like, what do you say? You know, like, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.160 I make sure you could do better than that, But 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.680 I mean you're not. You don't say you're going into 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.880 counseling on the third day. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.120 You have the thirty first pick in the first round. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.920 Like suspending them for a game. They're not They're not sitting, 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.040 they're not doing nothing, you know. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.160 Like that's well, Robert Kraft can't exactly dull out punishments 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:50.280 for that kind of behavior. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:51.040 That's not fair. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.079 Robert Craft helped out a working girl, Okay, well, well 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:55.800 I guess he was opening out a brooking girl too. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:58.440 That's that's bad. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.160 So she ain't ever working again ever, it's gonna be Yeah, 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.520 who's hiring her? Barstool? Like nobody, nobody's hiring her, right barstool? Mine? 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.400 They should yeah, because he's he's king of the hill. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:09.920 Ain't nothing happened to him, he an't getting fined. He 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:10.680 getting fined for shit. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.040 Noah, he was straight. I mean that's bad news. Yeah. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.360 I had some tough conversations with my family. Yeah, me too, motherfucker, 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.400 but not about that, Like are you kidding me? 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.640 But you don't have tough conversations if nothing happened. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.120 Exactly like I was holding, But it was so obvious 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.760 that makes sense. Six years ago they were banging, like, well, 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:29.600 we don't know then. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:30.200 Okay, they were. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.400 They were just canoodling in a bar, allegedly right inappropriate behavior. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:37.040 But for six years that's a long term affair, dude. Yeah, 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.080 I've been building and building. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.640 That's that's our alleged affair. That's a long time running. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.560 That's bad. And the way they were hanging out at 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:47.520 the hotel, like just I know, but that's where if 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.560 you went there on a girls trip, just give me 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.240 the picture of the you and the girls, and that 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.520 takes away a lot of the mess here in my opinion, 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.280 if you're there with the girls, but they're guilty of sin, Danny, 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.400 otherwise there would have in those pictures. I know, the same 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.000 saying if you have those pictures, then you should show 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.240 those pictures. It'll make a much more compelling argument. The 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.800 other side of the coin. At the other side of 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.520 the coin is this was clearly known in some breaking 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.559 news circle. That wasn't a random person took that photo exactly. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:20.000 This was this was known to some other insiders. Yeah, 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:24.000 husbands and agents and like, all kinds of people knew 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.640 that's bad. Uh. Did you guys go to a casino? 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:30.240 Not yet. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:37.719 I went with Jay Jay Bird back back room, Jay. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.480 Ken Parter, I gotta play some kenot here in ba Okay, 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.640 But what happened about somebody? I do identify it as 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.079 a woman. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.120 Till you want to tell this story that you were told, 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:46.520 you'd probably tell it better than I do. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.680 Oh yeah, they were. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.199 Jay was walking in with who gave you the bloody marin? 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.880 I went into the little bar over where the cigar 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.599 room is. They have a little bar set up. I 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:56.440 already got anyone. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.920 Yeah, I'll get you on. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.240 I have no no, And they wouldn't let him bring 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.200 like his cross bag, like the statue you know, like 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.360 the Chinese guys where when they're playing slot machines. No, 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.360 well you can picture it, and they're like, you can't 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.160 bring that in. He was like, I identify as a woman, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:13.640 and this is a person they said. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:21.080 Okay, nice the quality I saw where Diego Pavilla. The 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:25.000 over under for his draft selection is to eighteen and 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.240 a half. Oh bang. The under on that smoke it 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.560 under plus three thirty five over minus six point fifteen. WHOA. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.440 He should be a first round pick. But he also 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.320 is not going to hire an agent because he doesn't 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:40.000 want to spend the money. He is someone who he does. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:43.280 I think he needs an agent. I think so his 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.880 mom's going to be his agent. That's cool. No, it 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:49.160 ain't gonna be Lamar Jackson like Wow worked out for 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:53.160 Lamar though. Anything you want to recap with the Masters 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.920 last week, Shane, Dude, what I just I hate? I don't. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.559 I just Rory just bugs this shit get out of me. 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.520 I don't like him at all, and I don't think 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.040 anybody's really holding it against him. How much of a 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.880 shithead he's been in the last year or so with 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.400 the media and leaving the course right after a loss 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.439 like all that ship. He gets no punishment for it. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:15.520 He's treated as some like resurgence hero. He's been a shithead. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.200 Treat him like a shithead. I don't like the guy 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:17.640 at all. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.840 We did get some Irish people who I love that 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.840 you said. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.360 I Instagram really got mad at me. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:29.360 A lady literally named said commented on, like, you fucking eddiot, you're. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.520 Pretty mad at me. Why are you down on the Irish. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.680 I'm not. I'm Irish. Well you're not. You're a crowd, 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.120 You're not. Yeah, okay, I'm a quarter. I'm a quarter 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.520 of Irish. I'm a quarter Iris. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.640 Okay, and by my entire family, you know, it's it's 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:43.680 Catholic Irish. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:43.960 It's not. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:48.120 You know, it's not this Protestant Ulster bullshit. And the 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.240 rory is very ulster and it's cross to me. He 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.760 feels ulster, he looks ulster. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:53.320 He wears the. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.840 Northern Ireland flag. Half the time's competing in worldwide events. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:58.560 About the Olympics, he played for Ireland. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.720 There is no Northern Ireland team. It's like Puerto Rico, right, 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:02.800 they don't have their own team. They do they do 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.200 Island does, Puerto Rico, perto Rico does. But yeah, but 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:07.960 it's like a colony, is my point. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.000 Ireland, Dylan anything you want to recap. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.760 Sing Jam didn't win, Dan, but he'll get there eventually. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.200 Cam Young and Justin Rose Top five. Those are both 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.440 Niceai's Justin Rose needs to win this thing eventually. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.480 I know I was rooting for him. I was rooting 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.520 for Cammy big time. They like to call him Rosie 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:29.760 Rosie yeah, and then you like to call Shay Rosie too. Damn. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.440 By the way, Shay got his haircut thought for the show. Yeah. Man, 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.360 it looks good until you get people and you see 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:42.320 people watch Shay. Yeah, then that's fun. So I watch 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:47.040 people watch Shay just to go. Yeah, those are tattoos 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.000 on his head. People watch that. People watch him bad. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.720 Larry with his uh sister in law and his wife 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:56.040 driving in Mississippi. Anything you want to recap? You did 0:15:56.160 --> 0:16:04.960 have Rory what winning the Masters or top ten? He gone? Larry, 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.920 Mississippi got him. He's probably delivering Zana. How much you 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.320 think of four bar costs in Mississippi? Like a real 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:18.960 one up? I don't know, man. The top debutante Chris 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:25.440 got her up. Rutgers boy Low, amateur Jackson Harrington. This 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.960 is the guy who was hitting at three hundred and 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.600 fifty yards carry. Damn. That's when they're going to That's 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.840 when they do something with the golf ball. Yeah, Okay, 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.480 that leads us to bets this week, and I'm gonna 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.160 start off with Dylan. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:42.920 All right, Dan, I'm gonna take Jeremiah Love over pick 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:46.120 five and a half I think. But guys are gonna 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.400 be a little hesitant. He's gonna go probably six or seven, 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.040 probably seven to Washington. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:54.560 That's plus two forty. So it's a value bet jets 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:55.560 to take David Bailey. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.200 That's like minus even money with the juice, minus one 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.120 thirteen with the who juice. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.280 Oh I thought, we know what he thought. 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.800 And then Eli Stowers Dan first round pick plus eleven fifty. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.720 It's a long shot. What Yeah, I think he was 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.800 a Vanderbilt wide receiver. Yeah he's and he's really good. 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.960 I mean obviously he had the goat thrown in the 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:22.440 ball makes it easy. Yeah. This guy's huge. Yeah, he's 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.600 a big he's a really good tight end. Shit, yeah, 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.960 he's a tight end. He's muggus and his vertical jump 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:32.560 is over forty five. Kid out, he could throw it 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:35.440 anywhere that dead. He would just howk it up and 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:37.360 he would grab it forty five and a half. Yeah, 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:38.440 he broke the record this year. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.320 Yeah, I don't think that's crazy add all for him 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.320 to go like late first round. I literally said, I 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:45.600 was like I said today, I was like, if the 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.560 Ravens don't pick Sidik, I would be totally happy if 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:51.399 they took stours to flank him with Mark Andrews. 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:52.040 He's nasty. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:54.560 And then you know what, I'm going to take that 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.640 diego Pavia under to eighteen and a half. 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.240 I'm with you there, squad ride. Squad ride Larry would 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.440 do if he was alive, If Larry wasn't dead, he 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:05.760 would absolutely take that Zurich classic. Dan Brooks, Keptain Shane 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:07.000 Lowry are paired up together. 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:08.840 I bet that last night. I actually got a text 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:09.440 from Ray. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:12.440 He's like, we're in that DraftKings group where like you 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.080 can see when your friends bet stuff. He's like, did 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:16.840 you just bet on golf last night? And I was like, 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:20.160 I forgot about it. So I got Captain and Lowry 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.240 to win. That's plus thirteen hundred and then NHL D 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:24.600 and I'm gonna go Penguin's money line on Saturday. 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.359 They can't get swept by the Flyers. Fuck Philadelphia, Okay, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:36.280 Uh well, bad Larry's not here? He bad Laarry. Oh God, 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:40.600 I think he found the ocean. Uh, he's got Arizona 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.399 over the White Sox, Yankees over the Red Sox, Mets 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.080 over the Twins. He's got the Nicks minus one and 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.600 a half against the Hawks. So I'm with villain at 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.119 the bar here in Pittsburgh, and all of a sudden, 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:56.000 we're watching the game and we have a guy on 0:18:56.080 --> 0:19:00.719 the staff, Rob Diehard, Knicks fan. He's grinding, he just grinded, 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:03.720 and Dylan goes, I'm gonna live bet, I'm gonna take 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:08.600 the Hawks to win the game. And I was like, okay, 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.200 but he says it in front of Rob, and I 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.399 think Rob even agrees with you that maybe that's a 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:15.040 good bet. 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:17.920 After the fact, in the moment, he said something more like, 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:18.720 go fuck yourself. 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:23.880 Oh yeah, okay, now, okay, now I got it. But yeah, 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:25.560 you won that bet. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.040 Yeah, there's like plus eleven hundred live and to the 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:32.000 third quarter they're down like thirteen, and we all know 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.120 what happened there. Sorry, Knicks fans. 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.080 Shay, you got your picks, Yeah, I got some. 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:39.480 I got some picks here, Damn you got a lot. Well, 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.440 I got some questions too. The Cowboys, I've been I'm 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.560 scared I'm scared. I'm deeply afraid that Jerry's gonna do 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:49.480 something stupid. So I've made some weird bets. Colton Hood 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:52.720 second quarterback selected plus one seventy five. I think Jerry 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:55.040 and this is I think Jerry might move up and 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:57.840 take McCoy. I'm not kidding with the knee I do. 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:03.760 I also have Morris Claiborne PTSD, So we'll see total 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:06.160 SEC players in the first round under eight and a half. 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:08.960 Seahawks first position drafted running back. 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:11.960 I like this. That's plus three thirty. I know they 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:14.359