Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to seventy five,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Dirt Day Lys Like guys, stay production
Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. This is still a podcast where
Speaker 1: we take a deep dive into American share consciousness. And
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, February fourteen, twenty three. It's Valentine's Day. Hopefully,
Speaker 1: hopefully you guys didn't suck it up, you know, and
Speaker 1: anyone listening, hopefully this is not news to you. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien, a k angle jack plumper thighs.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Ens and Jensen. It is a
Speaker 1: play on the name Inglebert humper Dink, which I think
Speaker 1: is the best name in the English language, like for
Speaker 1: a very specific I assumed it was like a like
Speaker 1: a Dickensiean character or something like that, but it's it's
Speaker 1: actually an English pop singer who like named himself that
Speaker 1: his real name is like Arnold and he was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm no from now on, I am going by the
Speaker 1: pop singer name Engelbert hump Day. So anyways, shout up
Speaker 1: to that man. I'm thrilled to be joined by a
Speaker 1: very special desk co host, an award winning podcast host
Speaker 1: of writer, producer, actor, voice artist, one of my favorite singers.
Speaker 1: It's Jackie snel Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you wanted me to sing everybody, but it's Black
Speaker 1: History Month. I'm keeping my vocal chords on rest, and
Speaker 1: I'm giving you the adultst tones of Sheryl Leeb singing
Speaker 1: the black national anthem, killing it the best national anthem
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, saying on the on the super Bowl
Speaker 1: stage that was the Rihanna concert before the Rihanna concert? Yes,
Speaker 1: what up everybody? I am here, I am back. It
Speaker 1: feels so good to be back, everybody. And of course,
Speaker 1: what up negros, white folks. I gotta say something to
Speaker 1: y'all too. I gotta say something to y'all too. Alright,
Speaker 1: is Black History mom? And then none of y'all come
Speaker 1: up off from codes, you know for the Beyonce tickets.
Speaker 1: All right, so you know, go find somebody, Go find
Speaker 1: your favorite black friend. You're a black relative, and and
Speaker 1: and then mot in five dollars and just say happy
Speaker 1: Black History Month. You deserve this. Do that. Now, we
Speaker 1: got a black ass show for y'all. Good to be back.
Speaker 1: What's up everybody? What's up? Jack? What's up? K uh?
Speaker 1: In our third seat. A comedian, actress podcaster who you
Speaker 1: know from Florida Girls, a Black Lady sketch show. I
Speaker 1: Carley from her podcast gam got us before all that,
Speaker 1: from being a guest on this very podcast and most
Speaker 1: requested return guest. Holy ship, she's back. It's lazy mo shag.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's Florida's You really reached back to
Speaker 1: the back of the I MTB. Also love that you
Speaker 1: ended with and also, but don't forget that, like I'm
Speaker 1: her podcast father, it's right before all of that failed her,
Speaker 1: and it's when her come to an alley in Santa
Speaker 1: Monica and don't get forget it. Also grat we work,
Speaker 1: which is a scam. So oh my god. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: ultimate scam. Yeah, it's all a scam. It turns out.
Speaker 1: I think that's what we've discovered. The whole fucking thing
Speaker 1: is a scam. It scams all the way down. Life lazy.
Speaker 1: So good to have you back. How have you been?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I have been absolute trash. You know,
Speaker 1: every day scratching is surviving, trying to like do good habits.
Speaker 1: I recently realized something that took me probably too long,
Speaker 1: that you have to work out not just because you
Speaker 1: want to look cute in on Instagram, but because like
Speaker 1: you need the endorphins to regulate your mental health. And
Speaker 1: why do I feel horrible all the time? And then
Speaker 1: I started working out again. I was like, oh my
Speaker 1: brain okay, cool cool cool cool. So yeah, yeah, even
Speaker 1: just like a walk like nature really be naturing. I
Speaker 1: went out into the nature this week. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been tree people in l A? Have ever been a
Speaker 1: tree people place? I know what you're talking about, but
Speaker 1: it sounds like somewhere black people aren't welcome, so I've
Speaker 1: never been. It does kind of give that No, it's
Speaker 1: actually really cute and like hippiest. And people donate trees
Speaker 1: like I guess when they die or whatever. They donate
Speaker 1: like themselves to become trees, and when they die, I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're in the trees, and I was
Speaker 1: curious about them. No, one sounds like very morbid. You're
Speaker 1: like walking through a beautiful forest and you're like that
Speaker 1: was a human at one time. That's that's time. Me
Speaker 1: over there, my blooding guts nourished the roots of this tree. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I would go then like if that was the if
Speaker 1: that was the premise I would go to that ship
Speaker 1: every day. I'm glad that you did the Black History
Speaker 1: mon thing because my Black History Month hasn't been that great.
Speaker 1: I got a ticket, see yeah, from the police for speeding.
Speaker 1: Now did I deserve it? Listen? I was late. I'm
Speaker 1: four hundred years late because of the police. Hear me out,
Speaker 1: four hundred years late because of oppression. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: gotta speed. I gotta go sixty six and thirty five.
Speaker 1: That's my business. We gotta we gotta, we gotta make
Speaker 1: up for lost time. That's why we gotta get there
Speaker 1: quicker exactly. He said, where were you going? I should
Speaker 1: have said to freedom, and then maybe we got out
Speaker 1: of the ticket. I didn't think of any of this
Speaker 1: at the time. I was just hoping I ain't getting
Speaker 1: you know, you're not the constitute. So I was just like, sorry,
Speaker 1: Mr Surr, please, that's a good bro back the blue.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna saying I gonna say you didn't deserve it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you didn't deserve it. You know what
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't deserve I didn't get Beyonce cold,
Speaker 1: and I don't deserve that. During Black History Month, I
Speaker 1: know there's some. I know there's some white folks out
Speaker 1: there that got the codes for Beyonce that y'all didn't.
Speaker 1: Y'all didn't come up off them colds for your black
Speaker 1: brothers and sistance, and I see you. I just want
Speaker 1: you all to know that that would have been ally ship.
Speaker 1: I got the code last night, though, and I'm in
Speaker 1: there MetLife Stadium and good you nice. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get Beyonce sweat on me, which is what
Speaker 1: I wanted, but but I am gonna see you know,
Speaker 1: her pores, so yo, when the ticket is so expensive,
Speaker 1: Lacy can't get Beyonce sweating on it because Lacey out
Speaker 1: here bawling out of control. Y'all that, y'all, I am poor.
Speaker 1: Stop that. Why could you say something so egregious? When
Speaker 1: they eat the rich, they're not coming from me with
Speaker 1: the absolutely I will be eating with everybody else. I
Speaker 1: feel like the Beyonce tickets are the latest, like not
Speaker 1: since the like people were getting the shot, like and
Speaker 1: and people wanted the shot or like you know, like
Speaker 1: that everybody wanted the same shot and that like it's
Speaker 1: the great Beyonce tickets are the great equalizer where it's
Speaker 1: like everybody wants these tickets and if you get it,
Speaker 1: you are just a better human being then I think
Speaker 1: the rest of us. So which which checks out? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't have a code to come up
Speaker 1: off of. Unfortunately, Yeah, Jack, why don't you give us
Speaker 1: your code? Yeah we were talking about you. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: you can. You can tell. I give off vibes like
Speaker 1: I have Beyonce code. You actually do you? Actually? Do
Speaker 1: you get them? You get them? I heart codes? I didn't,
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I do think I heart had like
Speaker 1: something that was allowing people to like get in line
Speaker 1: or something. But I don't think it was allowing people
Speaker 1: to get in a line that led to getting Beyonce
Speaker 1: sweat on them. My thing is like I'm tired of
Speaker 1: the resellers, Like I'm a scammer. I love scam culture, however,
Speaker 1: like do the work, like Kim Kardashian said, like nobody
Speaker 1: wants to work these days, Like how are you just
Speaker 1: gonna have a bot steal a bunch of tickets and
Speaker 1: then flip them online? Like if you want to flip
Speaker 1: a ticket, you should have to go in person like
Speaker 1: they did in the olden days. And scalp and have
Speaker 1: them inside of your jacket. You gotta wear trench coat.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be long, and you gotta have a massager
Speaker 1: jacket like hustle man, and you gotta, you know, show
Speaker 1: your wears out in the parking lot. Like I don't
Speaker 1: like that you can just steal them on the internet
Speaker 1: and flip them on the internet. That there's no work
Speaker 1: involved in that, just a bunch of like Stanford computer
Speaker 1: science grads are like controlling the all the tickets to
Speaker 1: all the shows in the history of Yeah, boo boo.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. All right, Lacy, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about, we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the airborne toxic event that happened in Ohio
Speaker 1: last week kind of got ignored by the mainstream media.
Speaker 1: I mean, there were a couple mentions here and there,
Speaker 1: but it just yeah, it's it's another textbook case, like
Speaker 1: we've told the story before, but we will keep telling
Speaker 1: it of corporations working so that they don't have to
Speaker 1: follow regulations that lead to, you know, horrible things for
Speaker 1: the rest of us. And then the media is just
Speaker 1: like Okay, moving along, Moving along, We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the balloons. Everybody's talking about the balloons, although I don't
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we know that it was
Speaker 1: a balloon. These are like last two, but they keep
Speaker 1: shooting things out of the sky UFOs. So we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that, because you know, I'm interested in that ship.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about those Jesus themed super Bowl commercials, which, yeah,
Speaker 1: they aimed at people who have never heard of Jesus. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm always confused about the idea behind the super Bowl ad,
Speaker 1: Like some of these are, yeah, like bud Light, and like,
Speaker 1: just do they think we haven't heard of it? Like
Speaker 1: do we? I'm always confused, but this one in particular
Speaker 1: confused me. And when you dig in, it's pretty dark
Speaker 1: that the backstory is pretty fucked up. All of that
Speaker 1: plenty more. But first, Lacey Mosley, we like to ask
Speaker 1: our guest, what is something from your search history? I
Speaker 1: have been stalking Steve Lacey as a late search history
Speaker 1: is a lot of Steve Lacey. Steve Lacey is he
Speaker 1: played in the band The Internet, which I love, and
Speaker 1: then he just want to grahammy but he had that
Speaker 1: really popular TikTok song. I was like, I wish I
Speaker 1: knew you. Yeah, and so I just look like this
Speaker 1: man is so beautiful and then like he's so cool.
Speaker 1: I know he is, you know, sometimes he's gay, sometimes
Speaker 1: he's mostly he's gay, and I'm like, damn, I can't
Speaker 1: be with him because I'd be Lacey Lacy and like
Speaker 1: I'm so incident, like god, But but he does spells
Speaker 1: last name with the Y. Yes, I would come on,
Speaker 1: I say, did a crazy asked man whose name Lacey?
Speaker 1: And the reason that we stayed together so long was
Speaker 1: because his name was Lacey, and I just I couldn't
Speaker 1: get over it. Yeah, I love this for you sense.
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of statistics that like, people with the
Speaker 1: name Dennis are more likely to become dentists, which doesn't
Speaker 1: I've never believed it, but like people claimed that the
Speaker 1: statistics are there, but maybe this is an example where
Speaker 1: you were just yeah, they also become a menace. Also,
Speaker 1: Dennis was one of those names when I was growing
Speaker 1: up where all my black ass like family and friends
Speaker 1: was like, if your name is Dennis and your name
Speaker 1: is Jacob, you bad. Like those two names equated to
Speaker 1: being bad as kids and then they always was man,
Speaker 1: I knew a couple of dentists. I knew a couple
Speaker 1: of Jacobs and Nicks. Was bad. It was bad. So
Speaker 1: that's what. And then they grow up to be dennists,
Speaker 1: and that's the dentist who's also a menace. We get
Speaker 1: to Steve Lazy. I hope you get to Steve Lazy Lazy,
Speaker 1: I hope you. I hope you get it. I hope
Speaker 1: you get him. Ain't get saying sweet nothings in your ear.
Speaker 1: I saw him live last year just at a at
Speaker 1: the Echo and man, man man gives me like Prince vibes,
Speaker 1: and I need that because Prince left such a huge
Speaker 1: hole in my heart. Like the reason my walls are
Speaker 1: this color is because I replicated that I would die
Speaker 1: for your album cover in my apartment, like I painted
Speaker 1: the whole place. I didn't realize how much I loved
Speaker 1: Prince until I did a podcast, but yeah, I love
Speaker 1: so I was like, he's replacing a little bit of
Speaker 1: the Prince hole in my heart. Also, his TikTok's, like
Speaker 1: of his concerts are amazing because you know, he was
Speaker 1: popular on TikTok, so like what Jais was talking about
Speaker 1: early with the Beyonce tickets, Like a bunch of people
Speaker 1: started buying up his concert tickets who were just like
Speaker 1: gen Z kids who didn't know his music. So he
Speaker 1: would like hold his mic out and he'd be like,
Speaker 1: they would get behaint the chorus and everybody black, Uh,
Speaker 1: we don't. That's all we got for you, my guy.
Speaker 1: He would get like, do the hyper sped up version
Speaker 1: of the TikTok chunk because he's sick ities, he's sickies kids,
Speaker 1: the kids like, can you say hi to my mom?
Speaker 1: He's like, can you be quiet? And it starts to
Speaker 1: be sick back He's done, and I love him. I
Speaker 1: love him. I love that for you. Let's make it happen. Manifesting.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overridded going viral. I'm
Speaker 1: so tired of y'all trying to go viral everywhere, trying
Speaker 1: to go viral at the grocery store, trying to go
Speaker 1: viral at the funeral home, trying to go you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like you don't need a tic tech next,
Speaker 1: you know, next to your grandpapa casket, Like we don't
Speaker 1: need this, nobody needs this. And I'm so tired of
Speaker 1: going on Instagram. I rarely get on there. I rarely
Speaker 1: post now because it's just becomes so sad to me,
Speaker 1: like my whole timeline. And it's not just like entertainers.
Speaker 1: It's like, I understand thetain is trying to get their
Speaker 1: numbers up because that's how we get jobs. Now it's
Speaker 1: trash out here too, Leslie. But but it's just like,
Speaker 1: but you're an accountant in Ohio. I know you were
Speaker 1: for H and R Block, Like since why are you playing?
Speaker 1: Like like why are you dancing all the time? Now?
Speaker 1: This is confusing to me. Want you to get on
Speaker 1: Instagram and share too much of your personal business. I
Speaker 1: want you to open your front face and camera and cry.
Speaker 1: I want you to talk cash it about your ex.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get on there and watch you dance.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. You're not trying to see Dennis the dentist
Speaker 1: from Ohio shake his ass and talk like he has
Speaker 1: million a million followers. You're like, hey, guys, thanks for
Speaker 1: It's like you're forty two followers. What you guys, nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna see Hey, y'all, it's me. And then when they'd
Speaker 1: be like it's me, we know girl, you say that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're very well aware to this a visual media. What's
Speaker 1: something you think is under in a good mattress and
Speaker 1: good pillows? Preach girl, you find you finally your thirties
Speaker 1: high arch support. Arch support is under gives you a
Speaker 1: good sturdy base to work from. Welcome, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: other side, Lacy, Welcome to the I was really down bad.
Speaker 1: I thought your bed was I'm so serious when I
Speaker 1: say this. I thought your bed was supposed to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So you want to get up earlier, get out of
Speaker 1: it because like it was too comfortable? Sleep all day?
Speaker 1: Why not that that's some that's something, that's something I'm
Speaker 1: in my twenty ship. Yeah, that's in some like grind
Speaker 1: influencer thing, Like you gotta sleep on a bed and
Speaker 1: nails if you want to get up at four in
Speaker 1: the morning and get your my bed. My bed is
Speaker 1: truly the most expensive thing in my house. The most
Speaker 1: expensive thing in my house is my bad I think
Speaker 1: it should be and Jack, I should tell me I
Speaker 1: was out here living like LLC Twitter. But you are
Speaker 1: not wrong. I was rising and grinding. How dare I?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a terrible life to live. I
Speaker 1: sleep so much better now that I wake up. Sid
Speaker 1: and I get out of the bed, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: even not supposed to wake up like the rock sleep
Speaker 1: standing up, and so I do too, only close when
Speaker 1: I when I sleep, I'll be blinking. Okay, you gotta
Speaker 1: stay up bringing hemisphere at a time. Yeah. What they say,
Speaker 1: they say like the two things you should spend the more,
Speaker 1: not spend the most money on, but like prioritize your
Speaker 1: comfort is your bed in your car because you're in
Speaker 1: or you're in or on those two things the most
Speaker 1: generally like in your life for that you can actually
Speaker 1: control to buy. So yes, get the mattresses and buy
Speaker 1: your audies. Everybody buy your testlas uh Lante's businesses on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Yeah, I am and I got I got
Speaker 1: a card code for y'all if y'all need to buy
Speaker 1: a new car. It was black History Wins. We are
Speaker 1: on promoting black old car business. So none which one walk? Right?
Speaker 1: Do you have? Boy? You almost made me say some
Speaker 1: racist like like there was black man creat car. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there was, y'all. I don't. I just don't know it. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you guys see Ellen at the super Bowl with
Speaker 1: what's his name Fox News Old Rupert Murdoch just chilling together.
Speaker 1: I'm so blessed. I missed that celebrity cut away. I'm
Speaker 1: so blessed. Let's see it. Did you guys watch? Do
Speaker 1: you watch the Super Bowl? Oh? Of course, I watched
Speaker 1: the Rihanna concert. I didn't. I watched the super Bowl
Speaker 1: and then the Rihanna concert. It was good. It was
Speaker 1: a good game to the last minute. It was such
Speaker 1: a good game. And I, okay, I am a Cowboys fan,
Speaker 1: so I'm so sorry. I like Jalen, but there's just
Speaker 1: no way I can root for the Eagles. And so
Speaker 1: was I praying on their downfall? Absolutely did I pray
Speaker 1: that every weapon formed against them would prosper, you know it,
Speaker 1: Like did I want everything and everywhere all it wants
Speaker 1: to be awful? For sure? But I did feel bad
Speaker 1: that the ref ended up making that call, and that
Speaker 1: really influenced the game so much to me that I
Speaker 1: was like, the map is gonna break that ref's legs.
Speaker 1: I don't think got security for him, because that was, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like a game of changing call like that,
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of cheap in the Super Bowl, especially
Speaker 1: because it was so close. The whole time. Yes, you
Speaker 1: can't make that call right there. And also, look, I
Speaker 1: didn't have a dog in the race. So Lacy, I understand,
Speaker 1: I forgive. I understand the loyalty to the teams that
Speaker 1: you love and hate based off your own fanship. So like,
Speaker 1: I rock with that stands. I was rooting for the
Speaker 1: Eagles because a few years ago, when Patrick Wickholmes was
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl against the forty quarterback, we was
Speaker 1: rooting for the black quarterback. We had two black quarterbacks today,
Speaker 1: so I was rooting for the full black quarterback. I
Speaker 1: was rooting for the dark skinned quarterback, all right. That's
Speaker 1: how I made my choice. I was coming out with
Speaker 1: the two fists, the one who can pick his hair
Speaker 1: and don't need you know, the one who can actually
Speaker 1: pick his hair out into a real frow. That's who
Speaker 1: I was rooting before. But we did not prevail to
Speaker 1: the phenotype. Okay, and I'm happy, but I'm happy. I'm
Speaker 1: still happy that you know, we we at least get
Speaker 1: in a half black quarterback becoming like the best quarterback
Speaker 1: of So I'm rocking with that. And I mean they
Speaker 1: also made history by just playing as black quarterbacks in
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. Which has always been like a little
Speaker 1: you know, racist thing where it's like that position obviously
Speaker 1: is coveted, like you're protected, and that's why they're like
Speaker 1: only a white man. They're like, well these negros can
Speaker 1: throw you know, look at to let him throw guys.
Speaker 1: Let know what y'all want. Yeah, well I talked about
Speaker 1: that on the show before that, like Warren Noon had
Speaker 1: a support group for black quarterbacks in the NFL because
Speaker 1: was just such a mind fuck and just a horrible
Speaker 1: like psychological terrorism that happens to you when you're a
Speaker 1: black quarterback for for an NFL team. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: being black and a fan base, like, don't join no
Speaker 1: fandom when you black. I tell you that for me
Speaker 1: a part I know. I remember I'll never go to Brazil.
Speaker 1: I'll never go to Brasil. Hey, Brazil as a country.
Speaker 1: I wish nothing but the worst on y'all. They were
Speaker 1: on one for a little bit. Leave the Brazil. Leave
Speaker 1: Brazil cheese bread alone. No, leave the Brazilian steakhouses and
Speaker 1: cheese red religious leave will take your cheese, bread and steakhouses.
Speaker 1: We'll take those. We'll leave them, leave them leave here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do just have to give a shout out to
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia fan base for rioting in law, Like when
Speaker 1: after losing and like they're the chants were like fuck
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. They're just like mad at the team for
Speaker 1: being good. They didn't really have like I assumed it
Speaker 1: was gonna be like the refs like robbed us, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was some of that, but like mainly
Speaker 1: they were just they're just mad that they weren't like
Speaker 1: trying to pretend like it was anything else. Always impressively
Speaker 1: stupid fan fandom coming out of the Philly area. Respect
Speaker 1: but also like let's not forget that even if they
Speaker 1: had one, they were still gonna be outside rioting, because
Speaker 1: that's what they do. Last time they won the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: they eat, Like there there's video of somebody eating a
Speaker 1: piece of horseship in the street in celebration. Like if
Speaker 1: you had to judge Philadelp, Like if you couldn't watch
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl and all you could see was like
Speaker 1: people coming out and that and whatever they were doing
Speaker 1: on the streets of Philly, you would never know if
Speaker 1: they want or lost, because they go be burnard cars
Speaker 1: regardless like they lost or won. You know there, what
Speaker 1: they're really really mad, I can't tell. I know. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. And there was an airborne toxic event. Great
Speaker 1: name for a band, not great for to be to
Speaker 1: be experiencing it in Ohio last week. You know, a
Speaker 1: train derailed, spilled all sorts of terrifying chemicals all over
Speaker 1: the place. They made the decision to burn the chemicals
Speaker 1: to prevent them from, I don't know, exploding. So there
Speaker 1: was just this massive black cloud hanging in the air
Speaker 1: in a way that did not like I've not seen
Speaker 1: clouds behave before. It's just like looked very unnatural. Definitely
Speaker 1: reminded me of like white noise and a sci fi
Speaker 1: movie basically. So a lot of footage of these like
Speaker 1: massive black clouds of toxic chemicals belching into this guy.
Speaker 1: You know, I witness reports or people you know being
Speaker 1: like I live eleven miles away from the crash site
Speaker 1: and woke up today and all my chickens are dead,
Speaker 1: like in my backyard, my pet dog is dead. And
Speaker 1: they actually arrested a reporter at a press conference about
Speaker 1: the event last week for talking while the governor was talking,
Speaker 1: which didn't really make that everybody was there. It was like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't really make sense, but it seemed like they
Speaker 1: just wanted to like put a freeze on any feeling
Speaker 1: of bravery or you know, like anybody getting too excited
Speaker 1: getting any big ideas. But I don't know, it's it's
Speaker 1: really so that has this material with vinyl chloride, which
Speaker 1: is the stuff that makes PBC pipes and credit cards
Speaker 1: hard and shiny, they decided the best thing to do
Speaker 1: was to burn it, and like the AP news article
Speaker 1: is just so they're like, so this gas that is
Speaker 1: produced by burning that has a strong odor, can cause
Speaker 1: vomiting and breathing trouble and was used as a weapon
Speaker 1: in World War One. This professor of chemistry at Carnegie
Speaker 1: Mellon University was actually close to Pittsburgh, said he worries
Speaker 1: the burning could have formed dioxins, which are created from
Speaker 1: burning chlorinated carbon materials, and basically those are horrible carcinogens.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just the gases experts were we're not endorsing
Speaker 1: this one, were opposed as who are not not fans
Speaker 1: what's once basically made so many terrible decisions in a row.
Speaker 1: After the accident happened, they were like let's put it
Speaker 1: in the air, because air doesn't having enough problems, right.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that was like because I
Speaker 1: don't know what was going to happen if they hadn't
Speaker 1: burned it, you know, like if it could have just
Speaker 1: like exploded the whole town like that. The fact that
Speaker 1: they did that, I'm assuming was based on some fear
Speaker 1: that they had it based on any science. Sci all
Speaker 1: the scientists were alerted way too late. Their boss twelve
Speaker 1: year old who was like, hey, what if we just
Speaker 1: burned that ship, that might be kind of cool, might
Speaker 1: make a cloud that does weird things. So we gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta start protecting these chickens. Man, these
Speaker 1: eggs are you know, are high premium nowadays. You know,
Speaker 1: you can't be working with my pope eyes now you can.
Speaker 1: Those contemned eggs are already in Kroger. Okay, you can
Speaker 1: fuck with my lungs all you won't, but don't you
Speaker 1: with my chicken sandwiches. Everyone was like, the whole town
Speaker 1: smells like a public pool because it's just all chlorine.
Speaker 1: Like there, it's just a thick smell of chlorine. I
Speaker 1: like the smell of chlorine. I do too, But like
Speaker 1: I feel like this would change the context for me.
Speaker 1: Like I think I like the smell because it reminds
Speaker 1: me of going to the public pool in the summer
Speaker 1: and like getting a frozen Snickers or something thing. But
Speaker 1: this feels like I would it might ruin my esteem
Speaker 1: for the smell of floor if it reminded me of
Speaker 1: a black cloud that was like sci fi but following
Speaker 1: me around like Charlie Brown, I might not be. I
Speaker 1: might also ruin your life, take your life from you.
Speaker 1: It was giving murdering like they was saying a lot
Speaker 1: of like carcinogens answer breathing respiratory issues are It is
Speaker 1: sounding a little like a little murder gas too. Also warfare.
Speaker 1: I was hearing you know that World War One that
Speaker 1: wasn't right? That was pretty bad, right, Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like the gas from the gases from World War One
Speaker 1: got a pretty bad reputation. Yeah. So, according to rail workers,
Speaker 1: this is due to deregulation and the fact that there
Speaker 1: is nobody to protect us from corporations trying to make
Speaker 1: as much money while spending as little as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they basically, so this is the company that did this
Speaker 1: had just you know, joined with another company there was
Speaker 1: like a big merger, so they don't there's nobody to
Speaker 1: compete with them, and so they can just funk up
Speaker 1: and keep spending as little as possible, like the the
Speaker 1: this is all of these things were things that people
Speaker 1: who actually work on the rails were like, this is
Speaker 1: what's going to happen if you're not if you if
Speaker 1: you keep going this direction, if you keep like not
Speaker 1: enforcing safety mandates, this is where we're going to have
Speaker 1: these major like chemical spills and just horrible things happened.
Speaker 1: And the company just kept cutting staff and investing any
Speaker 1: money they made in stock buy backs or dividends. So,
Speaker 1: but which is something we just keep seeing, Like with
Speaker 1: oil companies last year they were like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: gas costs an incredible amount because you know, Putin invaded Ukraine.
Speaker 1: And then they were like and also good news, we
Speaker 1: had record profits and we're going to invest all that
Speaker 1: money in stock by back. It's just like, wait, these
Speaker 1: is the inflation in the room with us right now,
Speaker 1: like like it's starting to get boogeyman Like, no, it
Speaker 1: wasn't us, y'all was the boogeyman inflation? Yeah, we made
Speaker 1: a lot of money but it was because of the
Speaker 1: inflations that had inflated and then we had to charge
Speaker 1: out more like for things that you need to live
Speaker 1: so oops, like it's it's disgusting, and honestly, we're living
Speaker 1: in the Earth's block era, like I have made my
Speaker 1: peace with it. I've tried to fight. That was what
Speaker 1: my twenties were before. I was out in the streets
Speaker 1: fighting everybody. And now I'm like, well, let me just
Speaker 1: try to get my little things before we have to go,
Speaker 1: because the planet is gonna be done. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: telling somebody like, man, I think we uh, I think
Speaker 1: we on the beginning of the end. That's what it
Speaker 1: feels like. Now. Where the ant come when I'm alive?
Speaker 1: Probably not, but I don't know the way things are accelerating.
Speaker 1: We I think I think we're about to be the
Speaker 1: shortest existence of a species, dominant species and this planet's history,
Speaker 1: which is honestly deserved, honestly deserved. Probably, Yeah, But it
Speaker 1: feels like all our dystopia movies like create this world
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, there's a zombie. There's just
Speaker 1: one event that happens and everybody everywhere is like no,
Speaker 1: no longer has electricity and we're all running from like
Speaker 1: you know, The Walking Dead or the last about zombies,
Speaker 1: and it's more like there's this soft dystopia where all
Speaker 1: these things happen all across the country and safeguards are
Speaker 1: treated as like obstacles to overcome or like childish and naive,
Speaker 1: and everything just moves, builds itself in whatever direction makes
Speaker 1: the most money, and we're just kind of have to.
Speaker 1: Like the media doesn't report one like something or horrible
Speaker 1: like this happens, like one journalist gets the rest instead
Speaker 1: of all the journalists. So it's like but but the
Speaker 1: message is still say, I don't know. I used to
Speaker 1: think that if something crazy big happened, it would bring
Speaker 1: us all together, like if if an alien invasion came
Speaker 1: down to Earth, we would like band together and no
Speaker 1: more black versus white, no more country versus country. It's
Speaker 1: just Earth, my guy, Earth, Earth, Earth, you know. And
Speaker 1: then after the pandemic, I'm like, we would eat each
Speaker 1: other to a live no matter what ain't no matter
Speaker 1: what would happen if aliens came down, we will find
Speaker 1: some way somehow to still hate each other over and
Speaker 1: like that's just where we are now. So lazy I'm
Speaker 1: with you. I'm just I'm just accepting that the earth,
Speaker 1: like you said, it's in this flop era, and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna try to make as much good of it
Speaker 1: as I can for myself and my people. You know,
Speaker 1: see if you surrises, such a little bit of grass,
Speaker 1: but it take the sun, and they're taking grass. Because
Speaker 1: when I found out that they were trying, they were
Speaker 1: testing out doing advertisements in the sky, said but we
Speaker 1: can't have no sky because of capitalism. You'll about to
Speaker 1: put coke ads in the sky, dail, I can't even
Speaker 1: have stars no more. Like nothing is free water. You
Speaker 1: can't drink the rain water like you have to buy water.
Speaker 1: So it's just I realized, like you know, I thought
Speaker 1: a good fight, I'm still here. I'm still gonna keep
Speaker 1: fighting and talking and whatever I guess we're doing. But
Speaker 1: at this point everyone's just getting away with whatever they
Speaker 1: want to do, and this rugged individualism is going to
Speaker 1: harm us, you know, and continue to harm us. And
Speaker 1: that's the American way. So here we are, Like you
Speaker 1: would think that the pro capitalism people would be like, well,
Speaker 1: this isn't even capitalism anymore. Like one of the things
Speaker 1: we've known that capitalism needs is like competition and not
Speaker 1: monopolies and there it's just yeah, it's it's just my
Speaker 1: monopolies doing whatever the funk they want for you know what,
Speaker 1: he is going to make them the most money. It's
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's it's and just like weirdos who are
Speaker 1: like standing rich people, because most of the people who
Speaker 1: are tinintoes down in capitalism are broke as hell, and
Speaker 1: they're just like, oh, but what if I become rich?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, can you please stop living in the
Speaker 1: imaginary world and like can we get you some water
Speaker 1: in a good mattress today? Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They got posters of Elon musk up and I guess
Speaker 1: I told you, I guess they danced to his Forbes quotes.
Speaker 1: I don't get the appeal of like standing a rich person.
Speaker 1: You're you're not gonna get anything out of it. In fact,
Speaker 1: you get less, but at least me giving my money
Speaker 1: to be ill say, like she's gonna give me some
Speaker 1: good bops and in a good time, Like when you
Speaker 1: get out of giving your money to Elon unless you're
Speaker 1: getting a tesla, Like what It's just I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just really disappointing to see how many people will stand
Speaker 1: behind something that is so harmful, even to themselves, just
Speaker 1: to feel better about themselves. Because that's all it is,
Speaker 1: just head down into the future believing like now this
Speaker 1: is going to fix itself. Where this is the best
Speaker 1: possible version of any of this. I think playing monopoly
Speaker 1: ends in more knife fights than playing dice. Like, playing
Speaker 1: monopoly is terrible when we play, you like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: capitalism trash, we should stop this. Yeah. It was originally
Speaker 1: invented as a thing to show that monopolies and capitalism
Speaker 1: were bad, and they're and it was stolen. Yeah, alright, Well,
Speaker 1: really briefly, the other thing everyone's talking about, or the
Speaker 1: main thing that everyone is talking about, because I don't
Speaker 1: feel like there's that many mainstream media outlets covering the
Speaker 1: trained around the balloon wars, so to another balloon was
Speaker 1: shot down yesterday over Michigan, or two days ago over
Speaker 1: Michigan tour shot down in Canada in Alaska, but like
Speaker 1: it's still I don't know, it's very unclear what is
Speaker 1: happening here because it's they're like much smaller than that
Speaker 1: first one that got shot down over the Atlantic. Everyone
Speaker 1: is just assuming that it's China because the first one
Speaker 1: was from China, which I guess. I guess that makes sense,
Speaker 1: but I don't know it's it's I don't think they're
Speaker 1: alien ships, because I don't think aliens right will write
Speaker 1: a balloon across the cosmos to get here. But I
Speaker 1: mean they look like beautiful moves. You know. Every time
Speaker 1: I see a picture, I'm like, damn, the moon looking
Speaker 1: good today, Looking like that in Los Angeles, it just
Speaker 1: looked like the clearest, most circular moves move. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think this is hilarious. Man. I'm not even gonna lie
Speaker 1: like I I'm not gonna lie like like I've been
Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on outside of just the
Speaker 1: jokes of it. But I do think it's hilarious that
Speaker 1: China sent over a fucking balloon and and it's just
Speaker 1: floating it in the sky spying on people, I guess,
Speaker 1: or spying on states or countries or cities. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I think it's boat as hell. And I think
Speaker 1: if you are good enough to get a balloon to
Speaker 1: spy on a country, that we should let you keep
Speaker 1: that balloon here. You got it here, That balloon is yours.
Speaker 1: That airspace is you can have it. Also, why would
Speaker 1: they need to spine on us when we tell all
Speaker 1: our business Anyway, I feel like at this point, people
Speaker 1: who work for the state are like doing TikTok's, you know,
Speaker 1: in between water boardings. So like everybody's telling on themselves.
Speaker 1: In January six, they were all doing videos. It was like,
Speaker 1: we could find you, bro, you uploaded this. This is
Speaker 1: so easy. Also, like that's interesting to me because I
Speaker 1: kind of I hope it's aliens and I want to
Speaker 1: put it on recording on wax that I'm with the
Speaker 1: aliens and I'm with whatever y'all are on. Will go
Speaker 1: with y'all. Y'all it's your country? Good? Is it better
Speaker 1: than what I'm dealing with? I will come up there, y'all,
Speaker 1: let's go. I'll talk like, how y'all talk whatever? I'm
Speaker 1: with you. But also if it is trying to spine,
Speaker 1: like didn't they just like get like they bought like
Speaker 1: what Hong Kong was like we got five hundred thousand
Speaker 1: free airline tickets, Like they're trying to get tourism up
Speaker 1: and stuff like it feels like they want us to
Speaker 1: go to China, So why Yeah, spying you have more information.
Speaker 1: You know, they're trying to find out the airline tickets either, Like,
Speaker 1: are y'all buying them? Yeah, we see all a buying them.
Speaker 1: What if they are just spying on us, not for
Speaker 1: any military things, but just to be like, I wonder
Speaker 1: what them Nick is doing over there. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess this is just the state of things that it's
Speaker 1: like that everyone's constantly spying on everyone else. And according
Speaker 1: to like national security experts in terms of spying, like
Speaker 1: the US has the best capabilities by far, So like
Speaker 1: anything that we're complaining about right now is that we're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're already doing James Bamford said, every country has weapons
Speaker 1: for spying, but most have the equivalent of a howitzer
Speaker 1: in terms of eavesdropping. The US has a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1: So we're just Batman at the end of dark night,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and Batman was just a cop who was
Speaker 1: riching in everybody's business like constantly for no reason. And
Speaker 1: that's literally us. We're Batman, just a cop in everybody's
Speaker 1: business and constantly looking over our shoulder because we know
Speaker 1: that we pissed everybody off, which is why we have
Speaker 1: to stay like loaded up with weapons because we're like
Speaker 1: everyone's mad at us and should be. Yeah, China is
Speaker 1: also saying they've caught like ten U S balloons in
Speaker 1: their airspace, like since January only ten We said, come on,
Speaker 1: all the stars you see up in the sky our
Speaker 1: American star balloons. No stars left, no stars left, and
Speaker 1: just spy boom cameras. All right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll talk about those Jesus themed super
Speaker 1: Bowl commercials, and we're back. And did you guys, did
Speaker 1: you guys catch the the Jesus themed Yes? And I
Speaker 1: was very confused and scared. I was very I was
Speaker 1: I was watching. I went to the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: watched it at the Soho House last night. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: oh you know you know, we was ready and there
Speaker 1: was a lot of black folks in there, and we
Speaker 1: was watching this ship, you know, in the big gas rooms,
Speaker 1: and and when it was all these images of just
Speaker 1: angry people, he was like, what the fuck is it?
Speaker 1: Because we weren't really watching the commercials, but like that
Speaker 1: one like made everybody like stop and turn and started
Speaker 1: watching it because it was just a bunch of images
Speaker 1: of people being angry and people pointing at each other
Speaker 1: or kids standing on each other to pee, just these
Speaker 1: weird fucking images, and then it would just be like Jesus, Yes,
Speaker 1: I bought as space for the super Bowl and I
Speaker 1: was expensive. You know, let's work of Jesus. You could
Speaker 1: have done with the payment of super Bowl ads for Jesus,
Speaker 1: like I haven't. I think we did enough, you know,
Speaker 1: colonizing and crusade and for people to know about Jesus. Okay, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all with him under the guys of Jesus, and while
Speaker 1: y'all were stealing stuff from poor people, we know about him.
Speaker 1: When the Beatles were the most famous people in the world,
Speaker 1: they said they were as famous as Jesus, and everyone
Speaker 1: was so furious that they like canceled the Beatles for
Speaker 1: for saying that. So they're pretty they're pretty well known.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, yeah, the super Bowl commercial lunch
Speaker 1: your point, lazy. They've probably cost around twenty million dollars people, insane.
Speaker 1: So how many people have given their money to this
Speaker 1: organization under the guys of like the lanthropy and Christ
Speaker 1: and all the things that people who love Jesus the
Speaker 1: most never do because everybody who really bangs with Jesus
Speaker 1: super super hard and likes to throw him in other
Speaker 1: people's faces. They don't ever do anything that he said
Speaker 1: like charity, you know, like helping one another, love in
Speaker 1: that neighbor. They harmed that neighbor. Like they're like, it's
Speaker 1: so confusing to me, but also it's disgusting to me,
Speaker 1: Like we really need to like bullied them. I'm bullying
Speaker 1: them right after this because they could have done so
Speaker 1: much good with that money and instead they just decided
Speaker 1: to flex with a Super Bowl at Like it's like,
Speaker 1: oh Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart and now Jesus Us.
Speaker 1: I don't even I really don't even get it, Like
Speaker 1: what us is there in his name? There's no Jesus,
Speaker 1: but there isn't that's true? Then you though, you on
Speaker 1: at like at least make that ship funny man, like
Speaker 1: you know, like if it would have been a funny
Speaker 1: Jesus commercial, I partly only went to church next time,
Speaker 1: you know, Like he up on the cross and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all act right for me. Look what I did. Look
Speaker 1: what I did. Have you ever had you stub your
Speaker 1: toe and cry? I had nails and my feet people sex,
Speaker 1: his body up here shredded. So the ads are all
Speaker 1: being run by the Signatory, which sounds like some ship
Speaker 1: of villain would say, like it sounds like like how
Speaker 1: villain would call signatory welcome Tognatory. It's a Christian foundation
Speaker 1: that raises money for causes that they claim inspire and
Speaker 1: facilitate revolutionary biblical generosity. That's a that's a freaking Ponzi
Speaker 1: skate money laundering. That's a bully. So you're telling me
Speaker 1: your whole you'll just raise awareness is They're like, ya,
Speaker 1: we got thirty million awarenesssists tonight. What is that doing?
Speaker 1: Awarenesses says, meter is off the off the charch job. So,
Speaker 1: according to Fox News, AOC was roasted by conservatives for
Speaker 1: criticizing the campaign after she tweeted something tells me Jesus
Speaker 1: would not spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads
Speaker 1: to make fascism look benid and people were like, what,
Speaker 1: These heads are part of an effort to spread the
Speaker 1: message of Jesus to l g B, t Q plus
Speaker 1: people and other communities that have like felt unwelcome by Christianity.
Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? Except it turns out
Speaker 1: the Signatory, also known as Servant Foundation, has reportedly donated
Speaker 1: more than fifty million dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom,
Speaker 1: which you know by that titles it Can't Be Good,
Speaker 1: designated as an anti lgbt Q plus hate group by
Speaker 1: the Southern Poverty Law Center. So, so what do they
Speaker 1: need fifty million dollars for? So they can go to
Speaker 1: Joan's fab risks, our hobby lobb because that's the real oppressor.
Speaker 1: They can go to hobby lobby and get get cardboard
Speaker 1: car stocks so that they can go harass the gays
Speaker 1: that brunch because that's what they do, like like, and
Speaker 1: also you have to be so bored and so sad
Speaker 1: in your life to be like, where are the gays
Speaker 1: having brunch? Gonna get on Yale and then and then
Speaker 1: you'll have a poster sign make it party, and then
Speaker 1: y'all go outside of the brunch. Yeah, we meet in
Speaker 1: that new That's when they like to get there and
Speaker 1: just stand outside and be like, we don't like you. What,
Speaker 1: especially because bruces be good, like sit down to eat
Speaker 1: a waffle, like you mean to tell me you're holding
Speaker 1: this sign is better than you eating some French toast
Speaker 1: with some maple sup and some mimosas. Come on. Now,
Speaker 1: they're just out there with like dry cereal and as
Speaker 1: good too. That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad.
Speaker 1: They got brand flakes and ship with people. Why why everybody?
Speaker 1: Why the gays is eating like sucking. They're poached eggs
Speaker 1: and they are mad about it, and they are mad.
Speaker 1: I'm sad. I'm about to get involved in head groups
Speaker 1: because it's such a great scam, Like like, I'm just
Speaker 1: making a company call for hate and just ask haters
Speaker 1: to give me money. I'm not gonna tell them what
Speaker 1: I'm doing with it, but I'm like, no, don't worry,
Speaker 1: y'all gonna we're gonna get the hate up. The opposite
Speaker 1: of this, Yeah, just do an openly hateful group and
Speaker 1: then secretly spend the money on good things, because that's
Speaker 1: what they're doing. But they're not spending on good things.
Speaker 1: There's just pocketing it. It's all of frunts by good things.
Speaker 1: I mean brunch, spending it on good things like brunch.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me at the brunch month. They're writing
Speaker 1: being gay like dam, I'm like I'm getting on the inside.
Speaker 1: Don't put my cover. They also helped draft the Mississippi
Speaker 1: abortion law at the heart of the Supreme Court decision
Speaker 1: last year allowing state supand the procedure currently leading a
Speaker 1: new Supreme Court case arguing that businesses should be able
Speaker 1: to discriminate against lgbt Q plus customers. So it's the
Speaker 1: opposite of all the things that they're claiming. There's they're
Speaker 1: doing the work of trying to address. Yeah, they're trying
Speaker 1: to address the pr front, you know, like it would
Speaker 1: be like the what whatever this train company's name is
Speaker 1: like next year, just like running an about how they're
Speaker 1: all about the people and fuck chemicals or something, you know,
Speaker 1: And honestly, tied commercials look more like ads for Jesus
Speaker 1: than those Jesus ads, dude, Like times commercials or commercials
Speaker 1: for like drugs, like medications where they're like biking and
Speaker 1: then they're in a tub and then like outside blowing
Speaker 1: one of those little flowers that like all the little
Speaker 1: seeds go around. Badylines like those look like commercials for Jesus,
Speaker 1: like oh, we're helping, we're out, we're living. But they
Speaker 1: just showed us like a bunch of people yelling and
Speaker 1: it was in black and white, and it was kind
Speaker 1: of scary, and it was like, why is this like
Speaker 1: Old Testament? Like why are you trying to terrify us?
Speaker 1: During the super Bowl they I'm telling you, they literally
Speaker 1: had a picture on one because they ran like four
Speaker 1: commercials last night or some ship. They had a picture
Speaker 1: that showed a little boy on his fours, on his
Speaker 1: hands and knees with another kids standing on him pissing
Speaker 1: in the urinal. And I was that was one of
Speaker 1: the pictures and I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: this commercial? These are the weird that's the weirdest. You
Speaker 1: know what? That makes me think of the love of Jesus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Jesus would have done us his hands and
Speaker 1: knees so that I could reach there. Also, the commercials
Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl in general were just like where
Speaker 1: everything is just devolving in front of my eyes. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll just get influencers and celebrities and that'll make it
Speaker 1: funny and good. It's like these used to be fun.
Speaker 1: I used to like watching the commercials were turned the
Speaker 1: music up. This this year, We're like this is terrible,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even give a shit about the commercials
Speaker 1: this year. They used to be very fun. Also, companies
Speaker 1: now start promoting their Super Bowl commercial and like like
Speaker 1: three or four weeks before or Land Foundation for like
Speaker 1: the reveal of the commercial even though they had about
Speaker 1: six seven commercials, like the eminem ship with My Rudolph. Look,
Speaker 1: I love my Rudolph, but like, man, that was just
Speaker 1: so boring and such a trash cabaig. It didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It wasn't funny. It makes me mad. Bring back if
Speaker 1: Trump want to win a presidency, makes super Bowl commercials
Speaker 1: great again? All right, fun stuff like I bring it
Speaker 1: back every day at the beginning of a zoom call,
Speaker 1: you know, every zoom call, join my friend, got thank you?
Speaker 1: Not a lot of practice. I'm not gonna lie a
Speaker 1: lot of practice lazy. That's mainly what I've been working
Speaker 1: on since I saw you. Let me know if you
Speaker 1: need me to donate to your practice funds. We used
Speaker 1: to spoof commercials, remember that, Like that commercial was spoofed
Speaker 1: and scary movie Like I can't even think of a
Speaker 1: commercial that would be spoof today. Yeah, besides this Jesus commercial.
Speaker 1: Actually maybe the Jesus commercial does. What the Jesus commercial
Speaker 1: is iconic. Honestly, it was a hit. Camp is camp.
Speaker 1: What if they were like, well, we just liked it
Speaker 1: because the Jesus commercial is camped and Megan and we
Speaker 1: got commercials did I haven't seen it yet. I actually
Speaker 1: heard y'all talking about I gotta see it, but it's
Speaker 1: camp and loves it. So also that Jesus Jesus they on, sorry,
Speaker 1: just one last detail on this because you did mention
Speaker 1: Hobby Lobby. So on the website for He Gets Us,
Speaker 1: they talk about how Jesus promoted women's equality, which is
Speaker 1: a little undercut by the fact that one of the
Speaker 1: campaign's vocal donors is Hobby Lobby co founder David Green,
Speaker 1: the man himself who has supported anti lgbt Q legislation,
Speaker 1: wished a year's long legal fight to deny medical coverage
Speaker 1: for contraception on the basis of religious beliefs. So yeah,
Speaker 1: like the very person that you would assume is involved
Speaker 1: in this, and like that that is most known for
Speaker 1: opposing the sorts of messages they were trying to claim,
Speaker 1: like Jesus is on board with this, is is involved.
Speaker 1: It's like they were like, well, we gotta get the
Speaker 1: main bad guy involved. All this time, I thought the
Speaker 1: Hobby was like knitting a yard. The hobby is hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta practice. Yeah, but it it's it really is the
Speaker 1: equivalent of like a youth group pastor who like sits down,
Speaker 1: like puts his hat on backwards, and it's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get it, like I wanna you know, Jesus was
Speaker 1: just cool and like he just liked to rap with
Speaker 1: his friends, turns his seat backwards, and then like by
Speaker 1: the end of the month of youth group, he's like
Speaker 1: talking to you about masturbating and how it's like the
Speaker 1: devil wants to kill you because you've masturbated or some ship.
Speaker 1: It's just the bait and switch, that old bait and switch.
Speaker 1: Cool cool pastor, and I'm not falling for it anymore.
Speaker 1: I was just involved in a youth group and got scammed.
Speaker 1: You guys, I gotta gotta stuff Christian got to stop
Speaker 1: going to Christian youth groups. I got It's like, why
Speaker 1: is this girl man here? Once I hit my forties,
Speaker 1: they were like maybe not, but it's like, I'm still youthful.
Speaker 1: What's talking about? Cap on this? Okay? I have belonging
Speaker 1: with the youth and the Jesus love doesn't have a number.
Speaker 1: But now I get it. I understand they hate groups
Speaker 1: more because I used to be like why do they
Speaker 1: want to be in people's business? But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a griff. They're just doing your money and using
Speaker 1: it for whatever they want. And like you don't really
Speaker 1: have to try and much out when you're for hate,
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's not much that you can like
Speaker 1: show for that that is, like you know a spreadsheet
Speaker 1: of like look how many hates we did this week,
Speaker 1: Like we're doing the work. Like you can spend the
Speaker 1: money out ever you want. It's a grift exactly, Well,
Speaker 1: Lazy Mosley, such a pleasure having you back on the daily. Like, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming back. Where could people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you, experience you all that good stuff,
Speaker 1: experience experience you, Oh the lace of most express than you.
Speaker 1: Guys for having me back, This was so fun. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I missed you. I have to come back
Speaker 1: when Miles was done with being a father, because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be done so right, No, it's only it's only
Speaker 1: a three month job. He'll be done quick. Yeah, he go,
Speaker 1: he goes, he moves fast. He'll he'll get it. He'll
Speaker 1: get it too. But um, if you want to find me,
Speaker 1: I have a podcast, Scam got us to be like
Speaker 1: scams and comedy. We just wrapped season three of I Carly,
Speaker 1: so that'll be coming out soon. You can catch me
Speaker 1: on The Lopez Show on NBC. Uh yeah, yeah, that's oh.
Speaker 1: And then my socialist d I d A l A
Speaker 1: c I DVA Lacey on all platforms amazing. And is
Speaker 1: there a tweet or work of media that you've been enjoying? Oh,
Speaker 1: work of media we've been. We've broadened it because Twitter
Speaker 1: is dying a slow death. So I'm not gonna imply
Speaker 1: that everyone must be paying attention to Twitter at all times. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's stressing me out because when it died earlier last week,
Speaker 1: I was like, I realized how much I love it,
Speaker 1: and I was sad. So I'm like, oh man, when
Speaker 1: it does, it's gonna be hard for me. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have the mail me tweets or something, all of us
Speaker 1: in there. Um So mine is this is from Ellie
Speaker 1: Bangs like Ellie Underscore Bangs and Staids deeply haunted by
Speaker 1: a study that found that human beings are less than
Speaker 1: fifty accurate and determine whether they're being flirted with. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, I think that goes too fold. That's
Speaker 1: why I loved because like one's hand. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of creeps who like think that anybody
Speaker 1: who smiles or is polite, they're like, oh, she wants me.
Speaker 1: But then there's people like me who like there's been
Speaker 1: a time I remember where I walked away from a
Speaker 1: conversation and my friend was like, they were flirting with you.
Speaker 1: Like we had made a bet that like about something,
Speaker 1: and I lost the bet and he wanted if he
Speaker 1: won the bet that He was like, if I win,
Speaker 1: you get me dinner or we go to dinner or
Speaker 1: something like that, and so he one and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's your venmo, I'll send you money for the dinner.
Speaker 1: Lazy He was like really attractive too, and we walked away.
Speaker 1: My friend was like, what's wrong with you? You wanted
Speaker 1: to go to dinner with you? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh no, we've already already been motive. That's over, lazy
Speaker 1: jack pleasure having you as well? Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you? Oh? Listen, you know you can always find
Speaker 1: me in the streets to everybody and also we on
Speaker 1: Instagram at jackieth Neo. How I Met Your Father is out?
Speaker 1: Now catch me in that new season of Grand Crew
Speaker 1: March three dropping. You would catch me in a few
Speaker 1: episodes on the back end of the season. So watch
Speaker 1: out for that comedian feud at Alician Theater every month
Speaker 1: and Los Angeles come check that out. Yes, but yeah, otherwise,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to before before before you know,
Speaker 1: we get to a tweet, I wanted to give a
Speaker 1: special shout out of well wishes. I know she has
Speaker 1: been on this show a few times to Nicole Thurman,
Speaker 1: who was just in a very bad car crash fractured
Speaker 1: her back, her clavical She is current. This is just
Speaker 1: like a couple just like the day before the super
Speaker 1: Bowl or something like that. So Saturday or Friday she's recovering.
Speaker 1: But you know she has she has a recovery ahead
Speaker 1: of her. So since some love to Nicole well wishes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one can't wait to see you back up. And uh,
Speaker 1: I hate when bad things happened to great good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to give a special shout out of
Speaker 1: love to Nicole as she is recovering. And is there
Speaker 1: a work of media that you've been enjoying. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I I don't have anything specifically right now because I
Speaker 1: forgot to like look for something. But I am somebody
Speaker 1: who's not on Twitter, and but you still need to
Speaker 1: like see the tweets, you know. So I want to
Speaker 1: shout out just a actual Instagram account that's called black
Speaker 1: Twitter Threads where it just kind of pulls like all
Speaker 1: good ship from black Twitter and gives it to you
Speaker 1: and like big ten post threads and you can be
Speaker 1: supposed to gate keep that. Chaise. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: did that. During Black History Month, all right, we've been
Speaker 1: gate keeping stuff real good. There was nothing tweet that
Speaker 1: was like a woman was selling something on Facebook, a
Speaker 1: white woman and this black man was like it was
Speaker 1: like three fifty dollars and he was like, I bet
Speaker 1: say less and she was like, okay, three hundred, and
Speaker 1: we say let's like let's get it. And then we
Speaker 1: were like yeah, we keep it real good now. Damn.
Speaker 1: All right, So here's what I want you all to
Speaker 1: do with stand for the white folks. Go to Fox News.
Speaker 1: There you go, switter, we don't that's also bad. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? I don't know what I'm doing y'all,
Speaker 1: it's been a minute since I've been on I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do this ship no more. All right,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it no more. I'm
Speaker 1: not on social media that much, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know the things. I don't know the things.
Speaker 1: But it makes me laugh though, So if you want
Speaker 1: some laughs, especially if you're black, everybody he should. I
Speaker 1: told y'all in the beginning it is white people turning
Speaker 1: your turn your turn your podcast off. So you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be listening to this, No, no, we want them
Speaker 1: to listen to kids. Are you're going in the wrong
Speaker 1: duraction white people? I know y'all love black people, but
Speaker 1: don't don't. Don't be friend us, you know. Instead I
Speaker 1: go to church, to church, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus gets your friend.
Speaker 1: And if you can't go to church, just get on
Speaker 1: all fours in a bathroom in front of a urinal
Speaker 1: and just wait for somebody who needs your help. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to You'll probably get arrested, but you can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. Ron Ivor tweeted just had blueberries and a kombucha.
Speaker 1: If you're an occident, you're fucked, buddy, I'll try enjoyed.
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Speaker 1: footnotes hey, where we like off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy. Super producer justin
Speaker 1: what is a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Considering it's Valentine's Day, I wanted to leave y'all with
Speaker 1: like a slow jam kind of love songs. And this
Speaker 1: is a very talented artist that I recommended sometime last year.
Speaker 1: And she says close to the group the Internet Lacy
Speaker 1: as as I've heard in recent years. This is a
Speaker 1: track called for you by Tally a Goddess. He's a
Speaker 1: twenty your old singer, rapper, model, DJ multi hyphen It
Speaker 1: out of New York. This track has like some fragmented
Speaker 1: percussion that's driven along by like a pulsing synthetic baseline.
Speaker 1: It's gonna turn your neckbones into gelatin I promise um.
Speaker 1: It gives like a really like nineties R and B
Speaker 1: vibe and also like a contemporary R, R and B vibe,
Speaker 1: which is really hard to pull off. She's already doing
Speaker 1: really big things. She's only twenty years old. I feel
Speaker 1: like she's going to be a superstar though. So that
Speaker 1: once again is Talia Goddess. That's for you, the number
Speaker 1: four that are you and you can find that song
Speaker 1: and the foot notes. And also I still haven't joined
Speaker 1: the discord yet. Is like, gang, how the fund do
Speaker 1: I do that? Jack? How does that work? Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get you an in But alright, well someone's like, gang
Speaker 1: do that? I don't know how that works. You can
Speaker 1: find me at j con the Smith on Instagram only
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Speaker 1: T H and uh yeah, thank you all. Also, turning
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