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Speaker 1: Coming up right about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject I can't take

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Speaker 1: him anywhere. I can't take him nowhere. But right now

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that. We'll get into that just a bit.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What's you got? Damn? I guess who's moving

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Speaker 1: next door? Yeah? Yeah, I guess who's moving next door?

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Speaker 1: Cat dog, Let's go Hello. I'm trying to reach uh

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Speaker 1: Mr Dolton Dolan. Dolan, Dolan, Mr Dolan, how are you

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Speaker 1: doing when my name is uh Clifford Cooper. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: can do for you. Ester. Uh you you you live

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Speaker 1: at um check you out drive? Why do you want

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Speaker 1: to know that? Well, actually I'm at six three. I

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Speaker 1: bought I bought the h I actually bought the house

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Speaker 1: that was hell next door to you. Okay, well congratulations,

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Speaker 1: But how did you get my number? Actually the realtor

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Speaker 1: told me that he had a number because I said

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to the neighbor's next door

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Speaker 1: and he told me that Mr Dolan was actually the

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Speaker 1: person next door, and and uh, he didn't think you

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Speaker 1: would mind me me actually getting the number. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: I'll talk with the real little layer. But what can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Sir? What? What? What? I What

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Speaker 1: I wanted to know is do do you have any

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Speaker 1: problems like living next door to to to black people?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you just ask me? I mean,

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Speaker 1: like like I said, you know, like I said, I

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Speaker 1: just bought the place next door, and I want to know,

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Speaker 1: do you have any problems, you know, living next door

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Speaker 1: the black people? Uh no, sir, I have no problem.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're a black man, and uh I have

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Speaker 1: no problem with that. I judge people by their actions,

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Speaker 1: not their color. Okay, now do you do you do

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Speaker 1: you have any any black people experience? Well? Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: worked with, gone to school with, has several friends of

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Speaker 1: many different ethnicity. Uh what what is it? What? What's this?

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Speaker 1: How is this relative? Well, you know, like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be living next to you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just making sure that you know, you and

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Speaker 1: I can coincide, co exists right rather on the same

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Speaker 1: block and not really have a problem with one another.

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Speaker 1: Base Because what I'm trying to say, well, do you

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Speaker 1: have a problem with white people? Uh? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a problem white people. Uh, I'm cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know me,

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Speaker 1: because me and you already have a bit of a

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Speaker 1: problem already. You know we do. Yeah, yeah, we we

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Speaker 1: have a problem. I mean, I'm bothering me while on

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Speaker 1: net work. What's your problem? Okay? Well my problem is

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Speaker 1: this is that, you know, after purchasing the property, I

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Speaker 1: went downtown to the city and actually looked at, you know,

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Speaker 1: the the layout of this entire property. And when I

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Speaker 1: look at it, you actually twenty five close to thirty

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Speaker 1: feet over the property land. Well, now you looking at

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Speaker 1: the wrong map. No, No, the fifth that separates my

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Speaker 1: backyard from your backyard. You have thirty feet over that.

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Speaker 1: That's impossible, you know. Listen, and I know it. Let

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Speaker 1: me let me know. I'm gonna tell you. Uh look,

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Speaker 1: you got it jacouzy in your backyard. Right, So you've

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Speaker 1: been even spine on me. No, I haven't been spined

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Speaker 1: on you, sir. I'm just telling you close to that,

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Speaker 1: not far from that fiz line. Don't don't you have

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Speaker 1: a jacouzy there? Well, as a matter of fact, I do. Yes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the pool is the pool is Okay, but what

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Speaker 1: if I if I pushed that fence line back thirty

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Speaker 1: and actually get the property that I'm supposed to have,

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Speaker 1: I'll pretty much on yo yo, you yo Jacouzy, you'r

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Speaker 1: hot toncy Okay, let me tell you something. I've been

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Speaker 1: in that house for ten years. We put that sense

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Speaker 1: up when we moved in, and it was based on

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Speaker 1: the property line that was that was the set when

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Speaker 1: ten years ago. I don't know what you're looking at,

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Speaker 1: but my fence is not moving, My jacuzi is not moving,

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Speaker 1: and there's there's no changing that. Okay, Well, let me

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Speaker 1: let me let me I'm glad your voice what you wanted,

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Speaker 1: the voice not not not not No you here, you're here,

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Speaker 1: old Cliffer. Let me tell you so. Uh, either we're

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Speaker 1: gonna take the fifth line and movie where supposed to be. Oh,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna put a gate between uh two yards, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to come and get in Mr

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Speaker 1: Kozy and pool whenever I won't to. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's talk about this. First of all, there's

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Speaker 1: gonna not gonna be a gate, okay. And as far

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Speaker 1: as you just coming over and getting into jacuzi at will.

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Speaker 1: I got a real problem with that. Uh, you've called

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Speaker 1: me at work. I'm on the job and I'm having

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Speaker 1: to listen to this on a future neighbor who's making

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Speaker 1: weird claims about how he owns part of my plan.

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Speaker 1: Get bad. I hold the jacuzi, sir, No, you did

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Speaker 1: not pay for that jacuzi. You did not pay for that,

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Speaker 1: And so you just shot up making Uh he called

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Speaker 1: me at work, and and and and and then you

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Speaker 1: hand me some story with no evidence. I don't go

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Speaker 1: down to the city hall and look at those papers myself,

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Speaker 1: because they don't such a word you're saying. I've been

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Speaker 1: there for ten years. I've had ten other neighbors in

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Speaker 1: that backyard. You're gonna cycle through once a year, I swear,

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Speaker 1: And I've never had any problems with him until you

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Speaker 1: come along. This is okay. Well, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Here's here's something you need to understand. You got a

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Speaker 1: new black neighbor, and you got a new black neighbor

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Speaker 1: that owns party owns your jacouzi because you're over the

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Speaker 1: fence line, all right. And as soon as I move in,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming and I'm getting in my jakouzi. You would,

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Speaker 1: oh man, you know what I mean. Non move into that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna use the jacouzy on Monday, Windy and Friday.

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Speaker 1: You don't get it on two of the Thursday and

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Speaker 1: the weekend. That's it because body is damn Jacouzy belongs

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Speaker 1: to me, the jacouzi of the home by the black

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Speaker 1: man and a white man. And we're gonna get along

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Speaker 1: a lot of love. Look here, let's listen here. You

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Speaker 1: who are you to dictate what days I get to

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Speaker 1: use my jacouzi because it's not coming over to mind.

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Speaker 1: It's just you. You are cry it's ill with jacouzy

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Speaker 1: because you you built it. That's the only thing that

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Speaker 1: makes it yours. It being on my part of the

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Speaker 1: property helps making mind. So therefore we're gonna share this

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Speaker 1: damn jacouzy and we're gonna try to get jacouzy. I'm

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Speaker 1: passing your across the fence. I will be there on

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Speaker 1: Monday's Wednesdays and you aren't gonna be I'll be standing

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Speaker 1: at my jacuzi with a shotgun. You take one step

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Speaker 1: over to my property, my property. Lie. I swear if

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Speaker 1: I jumped through this phone, I'd ring your neck. You

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Speaker 1: know who's gonna be in there with me? Who who

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Speaker 1: the gonna be in there? I'm gonna hell cutting hell

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Speaker 1: in the damn jacouz who cutting hell? My co worker?

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Speaker 1: What the hey? Man? This is nephew telling me. Man,

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Speaker 1: you your board cutting? Hewn got me to prank phone

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Speaker 1: call you this Oh that pay back to We got you,

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Speaker 1: We got you? You running good. I got one thing

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Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the last, the Steve Harvey's

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Speaker 1: radio him think, man, you're gonna come mind your cuzy,

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Speaker 1: but you didn't set the days up well, belong to

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Speaker 1: bo folks, Steve, all right, and it's it's good black

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to learn to show. Okay, So Monday, Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: Friday belongs to me. All right, you get it too.

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Speaker 1: In third you pass the property line, Hey, partner, it's mine, okay?

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Speaker 1: Is context toim? He did do that. He used it

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Speaker 1: in proper card. He said, we'll look at your black

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Speaker 1: blankety blank. I'll tell you what I'm starting. My daughter

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Speaker 1: has shot good. Dip your foot in my damn so man,

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Speaker 1: he got it was like, it ain't even about race.

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Speaker 1: Are you just gonna tell me? You know, you gotta

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Speaker 1: start off and figure out, you know where they had.

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Speaker 1: You know, you want to push that button that try

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Speaker 1: at gotta problem with nobody? What what? What? What's this

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Speaker 1: between when it work? What? Boy? But when he said

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Speaker 1: that he wanted to come through that phone. I ring

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Speaker 1: your neck, I see black music, me and you fight.

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Speaker 1: He gotta pool out of your coul He trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out what you're talking about. Number that That's how

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Speaker 1: you do it. That's how stupid rolls. Stupid gonna be

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Speaker 1: uh in Jacksonville, Floyd to telling jokes November twelfth and

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Speaker 1: thirteen at the Ramona Pavilion Ballroom. That is November twelve

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Speaker 1: and thirteen. Tickets are on sale right now. The following

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Speaker 1: week Daton Ohaio Baby at the Convention Center, The nephew

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Speaker 1: come to time first time ever. Get the tickets there

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Speaker 1: on sale. It Nah, stupid takes flight. The stupid shall

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Speaker 1: rise again. Thank you, nephews. Very letter coming up next.

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Speaker 1: I can't take him nowhere. We'll get back. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that when we come back. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: same Harvey Morning show