Speaker 1: The second date of Date It's the hot new network
Speaker 1: special when Netflix and Chill goes wrong. Else I thought
Speaker 1: there weren't enough whip sounds in this mystery music, so
Speaker 1: madden in a few more, because everybody knows a good
Speaker 1: mystery needs a devilishly handsome detective cracking the whip like
Speaker 1: an actual, a real whip. It's the whipple. Okay. One
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Jessica, is looking to get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of what happened on her date night, The Mystery
Speaker 1: of the Man with No Plan. I jump every time
Speaker 1: I hear that fear the whip brook. I say that
Speaker 1: because they didn't have a plan for their date. Apparently
Speaker 1: they just went to her place anyway. Pretty elaborate opening, Jessica,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. HI was like, I just hung
Speaker 1: out with a guy. I'm getting this guy now, don't
Speaker 1: you worry, Jessica, I got my whip ready, so weird
Speaker 1: to tell us about the guy you want us to
Speaker 1: crack it on. What's his name? His name is Kenny Cover.
Speaker 1: We're we met on Tinder. Okay, Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1: I know no whips allowed. Place is pure? Is it
Speaker 1: Kenny or Kenny Kenny? Like Kenny, d okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, Kenny, he's on Tinder. What do you like
Speaker 1: about him? Honestly, he seemed like a really cool guy.
Speaker 1: And I guess I'm kind of old school, like we
Speaker 1: miss this for a few weeks before we actually hooked up,
Speaker 1: so that's right, so we kind of, you know, talk
Speaker 1: to each other like here in the area. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: just gotta like a long term relationship, so I wasn't
Speaker 1: really looking for anything too furious, and he seemed like
Speaker 1: very friendly and not my usual behind the day. I'm
Speaker 1: hearing safe. He seems safe. After after getting out of
Speaker 1: a bad relationship, every girl wants to bounce back with
Speaker 1: someone that isn't going to hurt them, Like why why
Speaker 1: didn't you guys make a plan? Well, it was kind
Speaker 1: of like spur of the moment. I just ran into
Speaker 1: my ex random and like he's already moved on, you
Speaker 1: know how it is. So I was just like in
Speaker 1: a state and he he misses me on tender and
Speaker 1: I was just like, hey, you want to come over?
Speaker 1: So that was a booty call. Normally I'm not that aggressive,
Speaker 1: but that day, I mean, there's no plan on your side,
Speaker 1: but I don't know from Kenny's side. If a girl
Speaker 1: asks you to come over. It was it late, like
Speaker 1: I feel like he had a plan. He came over
Speaker 1: around like seats, okay, So how did it go? I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't really like to say no plan, so
Speaker 1: I kind of just threw some mod RelA steaks in
Speaker 1: the oven. I was like, okay, do you want to
Speaker 1: watch a movie? He's like, okay, yeah, this seems natural.
Speaker 1: So yeah, what what do you put on on a
Speaker 1: first date when you're watching a movie with mozzarella sticks?
Speaker 1: I didn't know, so I put notebook? Oh wow, full romantic? Yeah,
Speaker 1: superhero or comedy I know, but it was it was
Speaker 1: like last minutes for the moment, and then it popped
Speaker 1: up on my you know when you first go into Netflix, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably not gonna watch it anyways, So well, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of hope, be kind of I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: one of my faces. So did he enjoy the movie?
Speaker 1: He seemed like he was into it. But then I
Speaker 1: got up to go get us some more drinks and
Speaker 1: check on the Monzarella six And when I came back,
Speaker 1: he kind of like jumped up and likes like, hey,
Speaker 1: where's your bathroom? Hey, that's weird. I mean the jump
Speaker 1: up part is like it's an emergency. And then I
Speaker 1: could kind of hear him in the as some kind
Speaker 1: of grunting and like what not, like a number two
Speaker 1: type situations. But like I don't know, like maybe he
Speaker 1: was gagging or something. I don't know, too excited by
Speaker 1: the No, like he got sick. Yeah, like more like
Speaker 1: he was trying to throw up or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sounds too when I'm having fun myself. It's
Speaker 1: a natural reaction to seeing Ryan Gosling suck face with somebody,
Speaker 1: but suck Yeah, it does sick. Did he leave after that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he came out to bathroom so quick, and I
Speaker 1: had like made us some more drinks. I had a
Speaker 1: little watch another six set up one like a really
Speaker 1: cute play thing. I sound like one of the problems.
Speaker 1: So good. Were you able to get the date back
Speaker 1: on track after that or what happened? No, Like he
Speaker 1: rushed to the door and he's like, oh I feel seeking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if you're hungry at the food dritty
Speaker 1: now now it's getting forceful. That sounds like the worst
Speaker 1: thing to eat. Well, I even offered, like I can
Speaker 1: make you another drink. I do have some did ginger
Speaker 1: and that's good nixting out. He just walked out the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, it's nothing you did on the date, like
Speaker 1: he just got sick. That bad timing, right, but like
Speaker 1: by now I would sick a call to say hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you know I hate something bad earlier. He
Speaker 1: hasn't even said hey, I'm okay, or thanks for you know,
Speaker 1: being patient with me, or anything to you. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't heard him at all. Plus he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: the notebook ended, which is you have to see the
Speaker 1: ending of that. It does it hator's cut. Sorry about that, Jessica.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put my whip away. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, are you well, I'm just gonna be with
Speaker 1: an arms reach. We're gonna come back. We'll call Kenny
Speaker 1: for you, and we'll try to rack the whip of
Speaker 1: justice right over and figure out why he isn't calling
Speaker 1: you after your date. I'm ready, all right, we'll do
Speaker 1: it right after this. Hold on, second, guys, why didn't
Speaker 1: we bring this up in the first part. We're horrible detectives.
Speaker 1: Clearly because on a first date at home Mozzarella sticks guy,
Speaker 1: halfway through the movie the notebook tummy gets upset and
Speaker 1: none of you say lactose intolerance. Who this gum shoe
Speaker 1: just cracked the case? Crack my whip right on it, mystery, Saul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing is that still doesn't explain why Kenny isn't
Speaker 1: calling her back intolerant. Some things may never be solved,
Speaker 1: but I'm just going to pass it over to Brooke
Speaker 1: Watson the i'd kick. What do you think? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think that maybe was there anything else in
Speaker 1: your I don't know, maybe the notebook was just a
Speaker 1: turn off for him, like maybe through No. I just
Speaker 1: think that maybe he thought going in that this was
Speaker 1: gonna be like, you know, a Netflix and Chill situation,
Speaker 1: and you put the notebook on and it like throws
Speaker 1: a whole wrench into the whole Thing's almost like I'm
Speaker 1: wasting my time here. Yeah, what do you think, Jessica,
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you think that? I mean, this
Speaker 1: is the notebook? To me? Screams I want a relationship.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, as to seeing him, I do really
Speaker 1: really like him. That's why I'm so like, okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm accurate. If you I'm cool with it. I can
Speaker 1: all you can make chicken fingers instead? Was it the movie?
Speaker 1: Was it the food? We're gonna find out the answers
Speaker 1: when we call him right now. Are you ready to
Speaker 1: do this, Jessica? Yes, he's excited, nervous. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: a Dallas number right now, let's do it. Hey, is
Speaker 1: this Kenny? Hi? Yes? Who's this? Hi? Kenny? Names Jeff
Speaker 1: with gum Shoes Incorporated. We got a bit of a
Speaker 1: mystery on our hands here. That's what these detectives do.
Speaker 1: What Hi, Kenny. It sounds like there's a bunch of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of gum shoes in the room. That's right.
Speaker 1: That we're all detectives here. And the reason why we're
Speaker 1: calling is because you went out on a date with
Speaker 1: a woman the other night. Her name is Jessica. Uh,
Speaker 1: she's she's not missing or anything? Is she? No? No? No?
Speaker 1: Why would you jump to that, Kenny, very suspect that
Speaker 1: you just went to, Oh is she gone weird? The
Speaker 1: last time that I saw her was eleven o seven
Speaker 1: exactly to Jessica, She's fine. We're a morning radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want to make them out fun yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1: So you remember her? Yeah? Yes? Do you remember going
Speaker 1: to her place and watching The Notebook together and eating
Speaker 1: mozzarella sticks? Yeah? Yes, I rememb all that are those
Speaker 1: weird details to share with you? Why'd you laugh? Uh?
Speaker 1: Just a very specific you know a lot about you
Speaker 1: know a lot about my night. Yeah, we're pretty good
Speaker 1: at our jobs. Told us all that's right because we
Speaker 1: asked her. That's how these works. So pay just laid
Speaker 1: out for you here, Kenny. After your date, she's confused
Speaker 1: why you haven't been calling her back. She knows that
Speaker 1: you got sick in the middle of it, and she
Speaker 1: feels really bad about it, but she's she doesn't understand
Speaker 1: why after what was a pretty decent night, now you've
Speaker 1: completely ghosted. Um. I don't know. I guess I just
Speaker 1: I thought The Notebook was kind of it was a
Speaker 1: weird movie for a first day that kind of threw
Speaker 1: off the vibe. I told you the movie. You didn't
Speaker 1: like the movie? Yeah, I mean it was just like
Speaker 1: it's just just like a couple arguing for like two hours. Wait,
Speaker 1: I was like, where's the romance? Like, you know, reminded
Speaker 1: me of like my last relationship, except none of the
Speaker 1: love and just like all of the arguing. You know,
Speaker 1: oh you're saying, Wait, you're saying you didn't like the Notebook,
Speaker 1: not because it was like too romantic, that it was
Speaker 1: just too depressing, because they just fought the whole time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what you want, you know,
Speaker 1: this is the relationship you want. I forget each other
Speaker 1: to say. I feel that because one time I went
Speaker 1: on a date and I watched The Breakup. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that Jennifer Aniston movie? Yeah, with a lot of Vaughn, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with Vince Vaughn. And I came out of it and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't really want to be in
Speaker 1: a relationship right now. Bad. Are you saying that the
Speaker 1: movie was so bad it made you physically ill? Or
Speaker 1: did you fake getting sick to get out of the
Speaker 1: day that question? No, No, I really did get sicked.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Ryan Gossling's performance was that dis well. She
Speaker 1: had this fish tank in the living room and she
Speaker 1: went to go get some more monsters sticks. It was
Speaker 1: really good by of it, and you know, while she
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen, I took my empty glass and
Speaker 1: I dipped in the fish tank and I tried to
Speaker 1: do a glass of scummy fish tank? What? What? Why?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why didn't you just say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it. I'm gonna go. G Oh, you
Speaker 1: were trying to make yourself sick. Well, I guess I
Speaker 1: thought that was better than being like, yay, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go because I don't I don't want to be
Speaker 1: here anymore. Hey, could we watch another movie? I mean
Speaker 1: that solution. But now, I mean, look what you've gotten
Speaker 1: yourself into now, Kenny, because not only have you told us,
Speaker 1: but you've kind of also told Jessica that you faked
Speaker 1: it because she's been on the other line listening. Wait
Speaker 1: what Yeah, she's been listening and she wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Jessica. You there, Oh my dad, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really don't even remember the last one. I think
Speaker 1: that fis tank out. Okay, So he genuinely was sick,
Speaker 1: then probably I'm gonna be I told you I really
Speaker 1: was sick. Yeah, we believe. Who would have thought drinking
Speaker 1: fish water could make you sick? So you drank my
Speaker 1: fist tank water? Now you don't want to talk to me? Anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't thank Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: really I really was sick for like actually a few
Speaker 1: days after, and I was like, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know if these are the kind of movie
Speaker 1: she likes. And yeah, I don't know if that's the
Speaker 1: kind of relationship I'm looking for her. Wow, you're basing
Speaker 1: this all on one movie choice. Oh my god, Jessica,
Speaker 1: how does that make you feel? That he hates the
Speaker 1: Notebook without even seeing the whole thing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like if if I thought he was my Noah, I
Speaker 1: don't think it anymore. Like it was like one of
Speaker 1: the greatest movies ever. But let's slow down. Let's slow down,
Speaker 1: Jessica popular. I didn't really enjoy it either, But I
Speaker 1: don't think that that's a reason not to call somebody.
Speaker 1: Act like you liked everything else about Jessica, right right.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not just you know, it's not just
Speaker 1: like the one movie. It's just if you like movies
Speaker 1: like that, then you probably like a bunch of them.
Speaker 1: And I just I just really don't like movies like that,
Speaker 1: romantic movies. So don't make watching movies part of your relationship.
Speaker 1: I think that's just don't spend any time or do
Speaker 1: anything together. My husband and I. He has he has
Speaker 1: terrible taste in movies. His favorite movie is Patch Adams.
Speaker 1: It's all over here. It's a movie that goes on
Speaker 1: about three hours too long. I can tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't that sound like a loving, happy relationship.
Speaker 1: Don't you want to be in a relationship just like that? This? Like?
Speaker 1: Why is movie selection so important to you? You know?
Speaker 1: I enjoyed watching movies, talking about movies something things that
Speaker 1: I like to do and things are bond over you. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: so what movies do you like? Maybe maybe Jessica will
Speaker 1: like some of your favorite movies. I like the Fast
Speaker 1: and Furious series. And oh, I thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: go with like highbrow indie flicks or something, Jack asked
Speaker 1: the sequel. Yeah, I like movies. You guys are crazy
Speaker 1: because I actually hate action movies. Oh, Jessica, you don't
Speaker 1: like them? No? Like that's and the Seris is probably
Speaker 1: one of the last movies that ever. But would you
Speaker 1: date someone who liked them even though you didn't? I would?
Speaker 1: And I really like Kenny. You mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: we may not agree on the movie choices, but I
Speaker 1: thought other areas about me, you like, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't have to watch movies together with there's other
Speaker 1: things that we can do with a couple. I mean,
Speaker 1: think of the mozzarella sticks, Kenny. They were good, right,
Speaker 1: that's true, they were really good. Okay, So that's something
Speaker 1: you guys can hold on. Maybe our thing could be eating,
Speaker 1: trying different foods or something. Oh, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it, Kenny. I mean, the two
Speaker 1: of you can go out on one more date and
Speaker 1: you two can lady in the tramp right on a
Speaker 1: mozzarella step. What do you say? Go out with Jessica
Speaker 1: one more time and we'll pick up the bill, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean it really kind of bothers me that she's
Speaker 1: not a Vin Diesel fan, but I can probably overlook it.
Speaker 1: Give her a second chance. Okay. Ye on the Vin
Speaker 1: Diesel thing, I don't think even Vin Diesel. So that's
Speaker 1: a yes from you, Kenny. Yep, that's the yes. Okay, Jessica,
Speaker 1: are you still up for this? Yes? Definitely. Congratulations you guys,
Speaker 1: looks like we got a second date. You guys can
Speaker 1: meet up, throw some Mozzarelli sticks in the oven, put
Speaker 1: an action movie on the TV, and put a lock
Speaker 1: on the aquarium. Okay, Jessica, I'm gonna clean it now,
Speaker 1: and then Okay, that's that's clean it. So Kenny can
Speaker 1: actually drink some clean water when you change the filter.
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking any more of that stuff. That was
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Okay, you just eat the catinet next time, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Broking Jeffrey in the morning. We're getting tons of texts
Speaker 1: into seven eighty five to nine two with people giving
Speaker 1: all sorts of other the excuses that this guy could
Speaker 1: have used to get out of the date. I mean
Speaker 1: many options people are texting on, like my apartment flooded,
Speaker 1: I forgot to pay my parking tickets, my grandpa escaped again.
Speaker 1: Any of them could have gotten him out of the date.
Speaker 1: But no, he decided to literally drink dirty fish tank
Speaker 1: water to make himself physically ill so that he would
Speaker 1: have a legitimate excuse to leave. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that says about the dating like status of the world
Speaker 1: that she still wanted a date after that, Like that
Speaker 1: wasn't a f We can come back from there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I wish them luck. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: maybe he'll get one of those like superhero powers. Isn't
Speaker 1: that how it happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. But remember
Speaker 1: if you want to get a second date update, you
Speaker 1: can always email the show. We'll call the person who
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning