WEBVTT - Squishy Pillows

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<v Speaker 1>What all right, Andrew, clear this mess. Please clear the mass.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna continue on that. This is sitting here for

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<v Speaker 1>a week, dude, seriously, Oh has it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And we still have the twinkles that you left here too.

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<v Speaker 1>Twinkles is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, let's I don't know, let's start with uh.

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<v Speaker 2>This live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we eat

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<v Speaker 1>cereal and we think inside the box.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so many boxes of cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>What cookies?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's getting all these cookies?

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<v Speaker 1>What cookies? There's two cookies there. I took them from

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<v Speaker 1>my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>A ton of cookies on the chairs and everything out

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<v Speaker 2>there too. There's two cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Andrew not that Where did they come from?

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<v Speaker 2>That's my question.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody left him on the counter there. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>dumping ground for like food that people don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, look at your studio like a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of times, like it is a dumping ground for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. When I clean out my pantry at home

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes like I do it once a year or so,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring a lot of the old stuff and just

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<v Speaker 1>dump it on the table and I'll look in there

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<v Speaker 1>and Scary'll be eating anything, some old cookies or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that? Do you know the story about

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who ate the Wendy's cheeseburger?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, oh, yes I do. Wait does he work

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<v Speaker 1>here anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>He does?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he does? Okay, yeah, no, I know. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are doing a photo shoot and place it for a

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<v Speaker 1>second and the dude came by and took it.

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<v Speaker 2>And we really, please don't, please don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a week old were was it really always in

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<v Speaker 1>the refrigerator? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Fast food? The minute it touches a refrigerator. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lie because.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. Anyway, this is says that with Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 2>you can't reheat tacom. This is what I'm saying, And

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<v Speaker 2>it's like socio like set serial killer behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>You with an ask, what with an S?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's the S version. I find that to be

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<v Speaker 2>horrifying behavior. If you have if you are a loved one,

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<v Speaker 2>has ever reheated.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a loved one has ever reated fast food?

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<v Speaker 2>The compensation or we need tips for the crime line

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<v Speaker 2>because jail the old think for Taco Bell that I

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<v Speaker 2>would ever reheat would be like if you got a

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<v Speaker 2>side of refried beans in the cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe, but you can't reheat a taco, no taco?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we eat cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So a few weeks ago I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the Costco. Now I'm not one hundred percent sure if

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Costco exclusive. It seems to me that

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<v Speaker 1>it is, because I not only had I not even

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<v Speaker 1>heard anything about it, I've never seen it anywhere. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was just, you know, pushing my giant oversized cart

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<v Speaker 1>through costags.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one does.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, holiday season not a good idea. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you go to Costco today, you are insane, and

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<v Speaker 1>not like crazy Eddy insane, but I mean like really

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<v Speaker 1>insane in the membrane, yes, in the brain anyway. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is the cereal that I found. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>wait what, but I was very excited for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew squishmellows. Yes, Oh that's what the caption was.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the caption was. And I showed it to

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper and she was like, no way, Like I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea this was coming. This is from Kellogg's. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a you know what a squishmellow is, right, It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a big plush heat. It's a pillow and they

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<v Speaker 1>have They come in many, many different sizes. We have

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little ones and we have mom like.

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<v Speaker 2>This post that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Mama Pug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this has one x L bag in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all they all have names, just like

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<v Speaker 1>the Beanie Babies did.

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<v Speaker 2>But I love that it's one big bag instead of

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<v Speaker 2>the two bags in the box.

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<v Speaker 1>But because it's not a double box. If it was

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<v Speaker 1>a double box, it wouldn't. I hate that because you

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<v Speaker 1>can't pour it.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I must be slipping. Clueless about this one, but

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<v Speaker 2>just stumbled upon squish mill of cereal from Kellogg's at Costco.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Wow, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I must be slipping. Why were you slipping?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I had never heard of it before.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually cereals like, oh, you're slipping.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not like it was a banana peal, just

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<v Speaker 1>like I just like normally I've heard I've at least

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. You know, because I'm part of the cereal community,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really pay attention. Yeah, you know, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>we get all the stuff from General Mills now, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm part of the community. Cool, you know, I fill

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<v Speaker 1>out the surveys every every month. Or so, and I

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<v Speaker 1>get the boxes and stuff, and I choose, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when I sent those emails, and I'm happy

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<v Speaker 2>that I got you the serial Killers PC at gmail

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<v Speaker 2>dot com email. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't look at that, you know, No, really, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I just get it. I get it on Instagra. They

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<v Speaker 1>DM me personally, you know. So anyway, this is from Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know it was the Big Shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's marshmallow flavored cereal. It's interesting. Marshmallow flavored cereal

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<v Speaker 1>with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 2>What is a marshmallow?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What is a marshmallow?

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<v Speaker 1>What is a marshmallow? Yeah, this is your first day

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<v Speaker 1>on Earth? No, Like, what is the ingredients? Sugar, whipped sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it pretty much. It's almost like meringue, which is marshmallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some vanilla also, but cereal marshmallows are different than marshmallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Marshmallows a crunchy, that's right, that's meringue.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like if it's crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it is artificially flavored. Not a fan of that.

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<v Speaker 1>With cam shapes, I don't know which one cam is.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a cat. They have names, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you they have names just like this, just like

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<v Speaker 1>beingy pal. Yes, Cooper loves them, huh is a big fan. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if this was the eighties, there would be a

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<v Speaker 1>Squish Meallow's cartoon show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there probably is.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably is. Is that bad work or school account problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Probably, And the notification probably came through on the

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<v Speaker 2>sound of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Smells like Mark, you know, I, that's not it. I've

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden been eating marshmallow fluff left and right,

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<v Speaker 1>like my daughter Ashley and I. We have a big

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<v Speaker 1>tub in the closet and it's just you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>cool about put it on? I put it. I make

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<v Speaker 1>fluffer nutters. I get some King's Hawaiian bread and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>put peanut butter on one side and marshmallow fluff on

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<v Speaker 1>the other. Nice snack.

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<v Speaker 2>You going through something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. The interesting thing with that is, though I can

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<v Speaker 1>always tell when Ashley did it, because there's peanut butter

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<v Speaker 1>inside the tub. Like, dude, you must use a different utensil.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember my dad yelled at my sister one morning

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<v Speaker 2>so bad because when she would make toast, she would

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<v Speaker 2>just literally stick the knife on the toast.

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<v Speaker 1>Scrape back end.

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<v Speaker 2>There was bread crumb crumbs everywhere in the butter, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, no crumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that. I hate that. But the cool thing

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<v Speaker 1>about marshmallow fluff is I'm not sure if you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should do it. Try this at home, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's lots of fun. If you scoop about marshmallow fluff

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning, it'll be completely flat.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like, what does it do that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just kind of it's just so funny that you're

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<v Speaker 2>like pie filling. You're like, I can't have pie filling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can have pie filling. I can't have the

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<v Speaker 1>pie crust.

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<v Speaker 2>But yet you'll sit there and have fluffer nutters on

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<v Speaker 2>King's Hawaiian brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's not dessert. I told you, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you the three hundred calorie. I care about calories, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll open up a can of comstock. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just eat cherry filling. Yeah, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>eat the crust. Is where we are, whatever, dude, it's

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<v Speaker 1>working wonders for me, right. So anyway, these are o's

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<v Speaker 1>with blue and pink and purple squish mellow marshmallows and

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<v Speaker 1>it smells. It smells pretty marshmallow.

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of went basic with the marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you, Yeah, I'm stone cheap. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>really had a very successful Kellogg's marshmallow cereal. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the Elf on the shelf one that we tried last

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<v Speaker 1>year was was decent. Yeah, but I don't know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. I like the consistency of the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>and it mixes nicely with the marshmallows. Right, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's kind of enjoyable. Yeah, that's a nice whole surprise. Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe it's christ on the third episode of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Already and what you're talking about about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're definitely not pre recording. I'm just loving this sweatter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give it four balls.

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<v Speaker 2>It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give it four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Right for a sweet cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is definitely available at Costco, don't nowhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, speaking of like holidays and Christmas and

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<v Speaker 1>cereals and whatever, there were no new holiday cereals this year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you're not hearing any of that today because

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<v Speaker 1>we are just two days before Christmas right now, and Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>two days before the first night of Hanukha.

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<v Speaker 2>Mazel top, where's your Honkah cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>We've never had one of those, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I mean, that's passover.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been like marshmallow gilt cereal and it should be

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<v Speaker 1>little round chocolate pieces with marshmallows in it.

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<v Speaker 2>With guilt.

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<v Speaker 1>Gelt guilt, we have lots of guilt. But also gelt

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<v Speaker 1>is the chocolate, the little chocolate coins, the chocolate coins,

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<v Speaker 1>the hanek chocolate coins, that's gelt.

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<v Speaker 2>I never got a chocolate coin.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never seen a chocolate coin and a little foil wrapper, no, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you have, We've had them here before.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've never gelted me. Okay, can you get me gelt? Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, We've we've got eight days of Hanukah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get you some.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's milk, chocolate or dark in a coin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's either gold or silver tonica gelt Okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>the other I mean people, you could just buy chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>gold coins for anything. They come in a little little sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway, so there's been no new Christmas cereals. The

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<v Speaker 1>yelf on the shelves, both of them are out again.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the Christmas Crunch cap'n crunches out. You got

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<v Speaker 1>the winter Fruity pebbles that's out again?

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<v Speaker 2>How which money do you think these make? At some

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<v Speaker 2>point the company has to be like this isn't cost effective.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they put them out again, just because people like

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<v Speaker 1>holiday things around the house, So you know, on the

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast table for Christmas Day, maybe they'll have you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, winter fruity pebbles or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'd be the only person I know that

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<v Speaker 2>if I went to her house on Christmas, you'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>not today. Yeah, the Christmas Captain Crunch this year, Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>but the Christmas Captain.

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch, Thank you? Christmas Crunch?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Christmas Crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Learn about cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll learn about it one day. It's only been

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<v Speaker 2>four years of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Uh oh that was just the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been such chatter.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost said a bad word. How about some frosted flakes?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew oh off brand frosted Flake.

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<v Speaker 1>Pampa Pampa. So the the big lots by my house

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<v Speaker 1>is going out of business?

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<v Speaker 2>How could that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of them are going out Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so look how much this? Look how much? I got

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<v Speaker 1>this box of frosted.

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<v Speaker 2>Flakes for thirty seven cents?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a dollar forty nine, but it had got

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<v Speaker 1>marked down to thirty seven cents in the big sale.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, oh wow, it's gonna be delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I think? Oh boy, that bag

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<v Speaker 1>is tiny. I look at all the sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also going to say, did somebody run it over

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<v Speaker 2>with their car and then put it back in the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is a small It's almost like a trial size.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not sure where else they sell Pampa, but

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<v Speaker 1>I did get it at Big Lots. It says that

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<v Speaker 1>it is distributed by Transcontinental Foods LLC, Miami, Florida, Transcontinental

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<v Speaker 1>Foods dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Pampa wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It the name of the the guy that ripped off

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<v Speaker 1>all the boy bands, lou Pearlmane. Yeah, Transcontinental was not

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<v Speaker 1>the name of his company. Does he making cereal from jail?

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<v Speaker 1>Or he's dead right? You're going all over the map.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know so much sugar. I'm so confused. It's

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<v Speaker 1>dead right, I don't think so. Yes, he is. I

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<v Speaker 1>watched the documentary he is? Yeah, Okay, Well he is

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<v Speaker 1>transcontinental anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So much happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Pampa great. Here we go farm their fresh dairies, whole

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<v Speaker 1>milk right from the milk case. I saw the cow face.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm sure you did. You got your spoon, andy,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go where.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, that marshmallow gave me flym These flakes are really little. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>you're very sweet like you.

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<v Speaker 2>What she's old? What she's old?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean what you expect from a big lots.

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<v Speaker 1>That's closing.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I got you're right, that's on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean best before sea package. Where I'll look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>It just says, hey, April my birthday. It expired my

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<v Speaker 2>birthday this year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's buck What.

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<v Speaker 2>April thirtieth, twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, I didn't even look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's old.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was probably good, is it? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give that two bowls there. The sweetness is

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<v Speaker 2>not coming through. The flake is just not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still crunchy. It's not ramcid yet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gotten there.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bowls. If you have a pampa near you, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would they have a pampa, wouldn't it be in

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<v Speaker 2>a big wats.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be in a big lots or maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>saw Pampa elsewhere. I have no idea. I should really

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<v Speaker 1>research this stuff. Yeah, you know, no, I think just

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<v Speaker 1>spreading face all his information is way better anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Uh do it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll be back right after thisbetas and we're back. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of diabetes, do you know how many people still

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<v Speaker 1>send me like Wilfrid Brimley stuff. We haven't talked about

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<v Speaker 1>him in a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what is there really more to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everyone keeps sending me that cat that looks like

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<v Speaker 1>Wilford Brimley. You know what, the big mustache.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you know, mustache cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Mustache cat. You don't even remember a big pal Wilford

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Yeah, Cacus diabetes. He's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was the diabetes that killed them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we got one more? Yeah this next one? Mm

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<v Speaker 1>hmm are you good? No? I'm not good at off?

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<v Speaker 2>What is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>This is from our friend Khalia, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know in Choco hazelnut pillows.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from Dublin. Oh she's uh what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that you're getting you got sent a card

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<v Speaker 2>on Microsoft teams.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm gona turn that off.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that all just came?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it didn't. Actually it wasn't in there, So we

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<v Speaker 1>might as well just.

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<v Speaker 2>Play this serial killers in Oh, don't you know? We

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<v Speaker 2>got ourselves some milk and chocoal hazel nut pillows there,

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate flavored wheat, hotan or ice cereal pillows with hazel nut,

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate and milk flavored feelings. Because that's great, that's pretty good,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you know, since she's the world traveler, she's

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<v Speaker 1>the jet blue mint girl. Right look behind the label.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't look behind the oh man, and yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>bothers me.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I open it? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>They're trying to be a zero, adding more greenhouse gases

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<v Speaker 2>to the atmosphere than they can take it out. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it must be an earth quake a Dublin today.

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<v Speaker 1>What if there was one? You know? Em milk and

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<v Speaker 1>choco hazel nut pillows, chocolate flave ward, wheat, oat and

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<v Speaker 1>rice cereal pillows with hazel nut, chocolate and milk flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>Or did read that? It's good that you read it too.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you didn't pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I just broke the box. It's very poorly constructed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what are you gonna do those doublin nurse?

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is not expired.

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<v Speaker 2>Too rich, like too rich smelling, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but this ain't it to me? It is so this

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<v Speaker 2>is going to ing, Yeah, like I can't. Personally. The

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<v Speaker 2>smell that offends me highly is like the Betty Crocker chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>We love Betty Crocker. There are our friends. Great. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to hang out with Betty. Actually, oh really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she blew me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, who knows where your.

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<v Speaker 1>Life would be a few You're right, I was no

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<v Speaker 1>good with this spatchelott. Oh, I just got milk all

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<v Speaker 1>over me, Farmland fresh aries, whole milk.

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<v Speaker 2>What I was trying to say was that the chocolate, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>when you open it is so pungent. I can't do

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<v Speaker 2>that smell makes me sick. And now this is what

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 1>So there we go. Let's see. Hmmm, I'll always what

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<v Speaker 1>I told you. It's not expired January. Oh it's not

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<v Speaker 1>good though. Lost something in the trip over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Salty.

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<v Speaker 1>This is weird. It just said like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>brownie that little kid made and they didn't put the

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<v Speaker 1>right ingredients in it. It tastes like but they're still

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<v Speaker 1>selling it at the bake sell and you feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>so you buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got like a grassy I don't know what going

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<v Speaker 2>on with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think these things that we eat are probably

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<v Speaker 1>poisonous without doubt. You know, you don't even check, not

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<v Speaker 1>this one, but you never know.

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<v Speaker 2>You could just literally throw some like chemical in here

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll be like, oh, this one's from and try it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give it a ball in a spoon

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<v Speaker 1>because it tastes like a bad brownie.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like what they would have maybe on a

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<v Speaker 2>Jet Blue flight, like the brownie Wow, but they just didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really offensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Reheat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. I love Jet Blue specifically, man, I've never been

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<v Speaker 2>and listen, they have the best leg room out of

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<v Speaker 2>every flight I've ever been on, even in coach. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't have coach that other seats are basically economy.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus they don't have pods though, do they they do?

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<v Speaker 2>Jeft Blue Mint? Oh really, I love Jet Blue pains.

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<v Speaker 2>But this tastes like plain brownie that they just did

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<v Speaker 2>not reheat.

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<v Speaker 1>But why is that have to be on jet Blue?

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<v Speaker 1>Why couldn't it just be on some other's just like

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<v Speaker 1>Spirit in a pack.

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<v Speaker 2>They're bankrupt. Well, yeah, I think Jet Blue is actually

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<v Speaker 2>buying them.

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<v Speaker 1>They were trying to. I think there was a whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing with the monopoly. What do you call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Acts? Your kids take the acts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, kids kid? Yeah, yes, that's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a baby genius because she's what four?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, what's it called when you're with the competition? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't monopolies? Yes, but it's the the FTC, FTC, a

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<v Speaker 1>trade commission, that's it. They wouldn't let it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're just left right and center false informations.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a ball and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not good. It's a ball a ball for you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is nasty. I'm so sorry, but I really do

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate that you went to all these places and you

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<v Speaker 2>come back with cereal for us. That's like super nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. You know, I should have been playing like

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<v Speaker 1>some holiday music, you should have whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I just you have so much time to think of

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<v Speaker 2>this to your point in the past couple of episodes

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<v Speaker 2>been I've been ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly am anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, happy wins quansa

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<v Speaker 1>this year? Is it early late? I don't even not

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<v Speaker 1>even sure. Happy happy, let's just blanket happy everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy holidays. Oh you can't say that they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>take it off the Christmas cups. What I'm just being

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hope, hope you're our holidays are merry and bright.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't enjoy the holidays, hope you just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>are peaceful. Yes, all some people don't like the holidays

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<v Speaker 1>and they just want them to go away. So we've

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<v Speaker 1>got a few more days until they go away, and

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<v Speaker 1>you can, you know, have your peace. That's all I said.

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<v Speaker 1>My piece all spelled differently. What am motivating this? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I am a great communicator. So anyway, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much, Andrew, thank you all for listening this year.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been wonderful. Thank you really, because this podcast is

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<v Speaker 1>about five years old already. At this point, we've been

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<v Speaker 1>through I don't know eleven hundred cereals and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how the hell we're still going, but we're still going,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is because of you. So thank you, so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to our wonderful, wonderful partners and Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 1>Please follow them on Instagram at Farmland Fresh Dairies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and by their eggnots, by their whipped cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh wait a minute, the year's not over yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one more week.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering what you were doing, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>went with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Thank you anyway, all of you.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you and we're so thankful for you. That's Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 2>well also Christmas, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta go until we see you next week' say crinch, crunch,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what a good episode. All got to my brain, lord,