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Speaker 1: So I'm like, that's what I'll look like. Too much, hey,

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Speaker 1: too much or not enough? It brings us closer. What's up? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Adult Say. I'm your host Michelle Ute, joined

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Speaker 1: by my cow.

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Speaker 2: Host Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 1: Now you know, no, I'm excited. I'm excited. I've been

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Speaker 1: trying to work out friends. Yeah, yeah, because I'm writing

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Speaker 1: a show, and every time I ride a sex scene,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, let's add some cardio to the midst wear

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Speaker 1: them teeth whitening strips, like.

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Speaker 3: You know, yeah, get the teeth right, now, get the

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Speaker 3: body right, get the teeth right.

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Speaker 2: What what you been doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing some overall bullshit and then also the

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Speaker 1: peloton and then like long dog walks and then all

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Speaker 1: so just trying to get that upper body strength going.

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Speaker 1: I just got a jump rope and what do you

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Speaker 1: think that?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Tall?

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Speaker 2: Those are your words? All right? So is it? Are

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Speaker 2: you double dutching it or what you're doing? Because that

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Speaker 2: can get you in shape? You're double dutch.

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Speaker 1: Double dutching it. Now I'm already married to a Dutch

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Speaker 1: grass single Dutch that shit, I'm good on that vanilla

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Speaker 1: ice cream. You and your wife work, Ali, Are you

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Speaker 1: still just like with the yoga? Are you like high

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Speaker 3: I do, yeah, yoga and then pilates. Pilates are my

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Speaker 3: psy Japanese. Once you get into it, it's like you

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Speaker 3: have to make sure that you do it every single

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Speaker 3: day and then it won't hurt.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm out for these reasons.

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Speaker 2: I'm out.

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Speaker 1: I'm Barbara Corkoran. No, I'm met. Was his name, Dame

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Speaker 1: Wayne's what's his name?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, not, that's not one of these agains you

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Speaker 2: always do, you guys. It's a memory whirlpool and we

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Speaker 2: all have to throw a line out like swim with

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Speaker 2: the current. Go with it. It'll shoot you out. I

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Speaker 2: swear to God, ask for a lifelig can not.

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Speaker 1: I cannot do you remember like the only I'm sure

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Speaker 1: a lot of listeners like won't remember this. But there's

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Speaker 1: this thing called TV guide back in the day, who

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Speaker 1: There's so much cou Yeah, people will be like, did

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Speaker 1: you see that meme? It's like, bitch, I'm body training

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Speaker 1: big titties, delicious, backfat and the loving husband. You think

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Speaker 1: I fucking know about that meme? Also, yes, I did

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Speaker 2: What I know?

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Speaker 1: Why did I see the meme?

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Speaker 3: Because it's jack hammered into your skull. Let me ask

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Speaker 3: you this, what who do you have a personal trainer?

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Speaker 1: You know it gets personal.

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Speaker 2: Deeply personal. She'd be talking about your mother.

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Speaker 1: Yes, No, I have a really hilarious friend named Irene Bremise.

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Speaker 1: She is also a comedian. We have been doing comedy

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Speaker 1: And she's also Yeah, she's also a trainer. She trains

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Speaker 3: I me, I just do the videos with women that

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Speaker 3: It's not about your looks, but it's about you feeling stronger,

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Speaker 1: And so I need the mackerel, I need the fish oil.

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Speaker 1: We need to do it. You know what we need

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Speaker 3: I know what it is, and I'm ready. I'm ready spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: I gotta admit, Yeah, she did season one. She's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I've known her since I started comedy in New York.

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Speaker 1: Y'amnica Sanders, y'all, I get ready. She was in Life

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Speaker 1: of Bath Honey. She was so good with them beautiful

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Speaker 3: The very funny Matt bet As. I love saying that name.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's got a great podcast. He is so funny,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still here, thank God, we are still here, you.

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Speaker 6: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who did you name some names? Name some fucking names.

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Speaker 2: It's all right, it's all right, love him.

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Speaker 3: I canceled all my kid's books. The first one was Goldilocks.

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Speaker 3: I came for her because she was the world's first Karen.

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Speaker 3: So I believe welcome to my ted talk this white woman.

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Speaker 3: She breaks into a house. She has the caucasidy to

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Speaker 3: She breaks the furniture could sustain the weight of a

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, my face hurts, because it's real.

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Speaker 2: Why don't we look at these books? Everybody?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But the most Karen moment, the most Karen moment, yeah,

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Speaker 3: is when the bears come home. When the bears come back,

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Speaker 3: their house. Yes, yes, they come back. They're like, excuse me, wrong,

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Speaker 3: so terrified. I feel so afraid of these black bears.

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Speaker 1: My gosh, should I be laughing? It's too realm. You

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Speaker 1: know what, maybe we can make it into a movie

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Speaker 1: and Jordan Peele will direct. Oh you know, you know, no,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, our first guest. It's a writer podcaster.

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Speaker 3: to Matt Bellason.

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Speaker 9: Yes, yes, yes, yes, or yes mori Yes, you're just

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Speaker 9: right over there, Matt Belliside, Matt Belliside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a delightful last name.

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Speaker 6: I love.

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Speaker 7: This is water God, damn is it just hard Seltzer?

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Speaker 2: That's heart Truly, I.

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Speaker 7: Drank card Seltzer. It is truly. Shout out to truly, shout.

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Speaker 3: Out our sponsor, truly really make it happen with truly today. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 3: thanks for coming, Matt.

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Speaker 10: Thank you for having me. I literally like bought tickets

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Speaker 10: to be in the audience. And then Michelle dmmian was like.

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Speaker 2: You, I love that spot.

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Speaker 1: Yes, do you remember the first time you were in love?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, that demands an airhorn, Like, do you remember that?

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Speaker 1: Remember the first time you were in love? Was it mutual?

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Speaker 1: Were you able to get your show?

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Speaker 7: Obviously not? It Wasn't it happens.

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Speaker 10: I'm from Chicago, the suburbs of Chicago.

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Speaker 7: Shout out, other white people. I did. I fell in

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, was he what happened?

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Speaker 7: Is what happened? I don't have a vagina? Is what happened?

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Speaker 1: Or bullfuck?

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Speaker 7: I'm not going to do the math on that joke.

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Speaker 2: What was it about him that was?

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Speaker 6: Was he?

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Speaker 1: Just?

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Speaker 7: Honestly nothing?

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Speaker 6: So?

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Speaker 7: I don't really know.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, literally, it was like a skinny white engineer.

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Speaker 7: Nothing was going for him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he was rich though, Okay any security security?

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Speaker 7: His dad was like an oil baron.

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Speaker 6: What's his name?

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Speaker 2: We'll bleep, we will totally bleep it out.

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Speaker 10: I'm sure his yaw is being seized right now. Oh

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Speaker 10: my god, who won in the end?

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Speaker 1: Exactly when was the first time you fell in love?

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Speaker 1: And it was mutuel?

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Speaker 3: We're still working on that. Uh, did you have a

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Speaker 3: COVID love or no? Did you did you know the love?

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Speaker 3: Do you have a COVID love?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 7: I mean this guy right here in my right hand.

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Speaker 1: Mine is my left hand.

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Speaker 3: This is fascinating, but I'm right.

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Speaker 1: I'm righty. That's why I wanted to feel different. I

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Speaker 1: But go ahead, craziest COVID hookup.

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Speaker 10: I didn't really do a COVID. I was like deep

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Speaker 7: Wall was thick of the bubble wall was thick.

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Speaker 3: So you were you were worried about your Why why

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Speaker 3: were you worried? Some I mean beyond obviously.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so dead.

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Speaker 7: I didn't go on one day clear like COVID day

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Speaker 1: Went on a date.

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Speaker 7: We went to like hide What is the park called

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Speaker 7: Grand Highline?

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Speaker 9: Sure?

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Speaker 7: Hyde Park?

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Speaker 2: Is that in New York? Hyde Park? Hyde Park in Chicago?

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Speaker 2: And New York Park?

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, what's the one on like thirty fourth Street?

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Speaker 10: Everyone shouted something different, the one near the library. Oh

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Speaker 10: it's like I said, like.

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Speaker 2: For Bryant Bryan Bryan Park Park. Okay, okay, down, this

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Speaker 2: is a nice man. Yeah, well that from there?

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Speaker 7: The fuck is the matter with you? I'm gonna get

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Speaker 7: a shot on my way out from there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what did y'all talk about before you met up?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna like elbow? Are you gonna take your masks?

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Speaker 6: Like? Hi?

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Speaker 10: No, we didn't really like yeah, we didn't preface it. Honestly,

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Speaker 10: we exchange numbers and he.

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Speaker 7: Facetimed me without.

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Speaker 2: Notice. Who does that?

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Speaker 1: Someone from another country?

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Speaker 2: Still went on a date with him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you pick up the FaceTime?

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Speaker 7: I denied it like two times, and he was very insistent.

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Speaker 1: By the third time.

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Speaker 10: I was like fine, fine, fine, I'd like put clothes

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Speaker 1: I mean I kind of get that though, because he

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Speaker 1: wants to know that you're real too, yup.

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Speaker 7: But not out of nowhere.

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Speaker 2: You can't.

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Speaker 1: You got to schedule a FaceTime.

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Speaker 7: Right right right.

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Speaker 2: I need a notice beforehand, Gotta get the Glas squad.

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Speaker 1: I don't schedule my face times with a stranger someone

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Speaker 1: you just met that day. That's true, you have a point.

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Speaker 7: And then afterwards it was like fire. The day was fine,

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Speaker 10: Like nothing bad happened, but then he started sending me

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Speaker 2: It's not even about me.

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Speaker 10: That would have been better if I got like sonnets

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Speaker 10: in my name. No, it was just like about how

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Speaker 2: What's his.

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Speaker 1: Probably here tonight?

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Speaker 2: I know here might be.

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Speaker 7: I'm so sorry. If you are, you're nice.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been in love with someone who is

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Speaker 1: still in the closet?

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Speaker 7: No, Michelle, it's twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 10: Actually it happened, though, I know, I know, but I haven't.

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Speaker 7: I haven't. I kind of like run the other way.

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Speaker 10: I'm like, yeah, I could fall too easily, So I know,

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Speaker 10: like that is one bad situation that after a first

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Speaker 7: I'm like, this is it. This is the one. So

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Speaker 7: I gotta be careful.

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Speaker 2: You fall in love too easily or absolutely yeah you literally.

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Speaker 10: I'll I like, I match with someone. I mean, I'm psychotic,

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Speaker 10: don't do this, but I'll image with someone and then

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Speaker 10: like obviously you like find their mom's LinkedIn and like.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Got the mom's LinkedIn?

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Speaker 2: As John Oliver was you got hold in a minute? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, back back up. How do you find their

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Speaker 3: mama's LinkedIn?

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Speaker 1: How you doing it?

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Speaker 7: I've been deep deep rethearch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the liam is going on, but on LinkedIn people

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Speaker 2: can see that you saw their pain.

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Speaker 10: I have a burner account, Babe's okay.

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Speaker 2: We need Oh my god, I don't really have a burner.

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Speaker 10: Account on LinkedIn that I use because I know they

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Speaker 10: notify schmat You're like, oh my god, what lists is

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Speaker 7: And I'll yeah find out, you know where they were?

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Speaker 2: What his mama is?

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Speaker 6: Is it? Deep boat?

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Speaker 1: Make some noise if y'all have a burner account.

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Speaker 2: This is the honest section over here. They're like, we

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Speaker 1: I wonder if they're boot up. Make some noise of

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Speaker 1: your boot up.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Someone was like, fuck, yes, I got a burner account.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's a what in the catfish is going wrong?

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Speaker 2: That's why he thinks you're a romantical.

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Speaker 1: You're romantical, you're a serial monogamous.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think that's true.

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Speaker 10: But yeah, I'm not going to like send some one

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Speaker 3: So you're romantic, but you get turned off by people

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Speaker 3: that are perhaps more romantic.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, I'm like psychologically fucked.

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Speaker 1: I mean, all this weekly, I gotta ask, I gotta ask,

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Speaker 1: do you know why? Because sometimes the why sets us free.

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Speaker 2: This self help session. It's not wrong, it's not wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on. But I just have one question.

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Speaker 1: I'm just have one question. Do you believe that you

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Speaker 2: What if I said no?

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Speaker 3: What if I'm here to tell you all the things

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Speaker 3: no matter what?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good.

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Speaker 10: I feel berated into an answer that seems like I'm

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Speaker 10: not being genuine.

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Speaker 7: But of course I know.

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Speaker 1: I know you're I know you're just are you a person?

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Speaker 7: I love a com?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Okay, homophobia?

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Speaker 1: If you love rom coms, maybe I can suggest a

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Speaker 1: movie called Marry Me. Okay. So we're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: thing you've done for yourself in like the past? I

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Speaker 1: don't know what day is I I.

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Speaker 10: Had I had my first adult tooth pulled this week?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay in the back.

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Speaker 10: Or wisdom to you? They pulled? I was I was brave, Yeah,

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Speaker 10: I was the bravest boy.

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Speaker 1: That's where else do.

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Speaker 2: You get your wisdom to you?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Why are we bringing all of ours? Put it off?

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Speaker 2: Why is this turn into a town hall meeting?

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Speaker 4: Okay, when he's a teenage I got.

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Speaker 7: It's not like your first period, like you can do

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Speaker 7: it later in life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, So how did that feel?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 7: Are you yead? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Did you get the bike it in?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 7: They didn't give me any pain meds.

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Speaker 2: I really.

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Speaker 1: They didn't over the counter.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, yeah.

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Speaker 10: He was just like, you could do the you know,

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Speaker 10: you know I can't.

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Speaker 2: Who said that you can do? Doctor said that.

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Speaker 7: I don't even know his name. Actually, that's.

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Speaker 1: It's like a bad mushroom trip. Let's do some question.

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Speaker 2: First question, First question.

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Speaker 3: How do you have casual sex while respecting your boundaries?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: So easy?

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Speaker 7: Right, you have a sheet in between you with a

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Speaker 7: hole in it.

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Speaker 1: Why at the Amish wedding is going on? I will

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Speaker 1: say when I was single, rate to mingle ale. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling this to a room full of strangers, I was

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Speaker 1: so fucked up that I couldn't have an orgasm unless

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Speaker 1: it wasn't one.

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Speaker 7: I stand.

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Speaker 1: This is true, and so I would bring them home

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Speaker 1: and put them in the shower, because then I would also,

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Speaker 1: let's get that shit clean first all. But also let's

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Speaker 1: see how giving you are. Are you giving me most

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Speaker 1: of the water or is this all about you?

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Speaker 10: I don't know how to do it with straight men. Yeah,

449
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 10: you're bringing that. You better wash it off for.

450
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 7: Straight men.

451
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 10: I have one of my other straight friends in college

452
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 10: told me he didn't wash his asshole.

453
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 7: He just let the soap do the work.

454
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 2: Yep, yep.

455
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

456
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 7: I was like, that's not how boubles work at all.

457
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 10: Not at all, That's not how soap works.

458
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,479
Speaker 3: You gotta get in there with like lovat. Okay, so

459
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 3: casual sex me, I have formal sex.

460
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,959
Speaker 2: I like to we're at tuxedo and a cumber Bunton

461
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 2: tuxedo more like fuck sedo done with the come on,

462
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 2: come on, all right, what about you?

463
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 6: What about you?

464
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 2: Done? I need you to repeat the question. Spelling rules,

465
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: you keep.

466
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: Your boundaries with casual sex.

467
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 2: I have a shared note that I air dropped the people.

468
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 6: Well, are you.

469
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: Trying to Derek Jeter motherfuckers with a text? You know

470
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter back in the day he had a gift

471
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: basket for bitches in the one night stand, which I'm like,

472
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: I wish I had a motherfucker gift basket.

473
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 3: I okay, Then when do you wash your privates in

474
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 3: the rotation?

475
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: Just talk about this.

476
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 7: People are really struggling with this.

477
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: When do you watch your ass?

478
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: That's wild every day?

479
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 7: Multiple times?

480
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

481
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 3: I look at like ads for bedets and I'm like, beidays.

482
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 3: You know, I'm like that could be me. I want that.

483
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: I want a bed day.

484
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 1: I have a Japanese toilet. Oh, I just got it.

485
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,479
Speaker 1: She fancy and it's my best friend gas Miles. One

486
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: of those bitches like I gots to every time I

487
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: take a shit. I gotta take a shower. Yeah, you know,

488
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: I gotta thank.

489
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 6: You so much.

490
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 1: You want to stand me so much, But I gotta

491
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: feel clean all little fall and when I take a shit,

492
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: I feel like my toes are dirty somehow. I'm just

493
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: like no. When people just like drop a deuce and

494
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: go out in the world and shake people's hands, I'm like, huh.

495
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: For me personally, ass comes last. It's like ass last.

496
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: Are you just doing that because it rhymes.

497
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: Yes and it works?

498
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 3: Ass Last, Get the rest of your body then get

499
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 3: in there in the backfield.

500
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it depends what kind of

501
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: day I've had. I never really realized, especially being a

502
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: twin mom. I just go in fast. I get the hotspots,

503
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: like a fucking walk of shame. I'm like, get gut.

504
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: And it's nice to take a long, meaningful shower sometimes

505
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: with music. I take showers with music. Now. I never

506
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: did that before, but that just makes it. You can

507
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 1: like really see the SuDS and shit. And then I

508
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: even take my tie. I stay in that steamy shower

509
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: and put oil all my body, just a nice little oil.

510
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna it's nice.

511
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: And you know what really inspired me. I hate to

512
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: say it, but like TikTok, everybody's out here doing their

513
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: hair and looks so meaningful, and that's not me. I

514
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: look like the last five minutes of Top Chef, I'm

515
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: like trying to get all the ingredients on the plate

516
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: for Tom Calichio. These pictures out here were full sprays.

517
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I gotta do that.

518
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: What's the next question? One more question? One more question?

519
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: Next question?

520
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 3: I'm here, Yeah, all right, Do you have any tips

521
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 3: on maintaining friendships?

522
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,959
Speaker 10: I mean, I just feel like if you're asking the question,

523
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 10: you gotta, you know, give them back to Jesus.

524
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 2: Do you know what I.

525
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 7: Give them back to God?

526
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 2: I don't know.

527
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, I feel like people forget it about You know,

528
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 10: you have to put in the work in a friendship,

529
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 10: just like an actual relationship.

530
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you.

531
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 10: Gotta go on friend day. It's you know, right? Yeah,

532
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 10: fuck every once in a while.

533
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: Thank you if you want.

534
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you so much.

535
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 6: That fellasy.

536
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: What time do you guys have to get home tonight?

537
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: Let's just get to our next guest.

538
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 2: You want to get to the next guest, Let's do it.

539
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

540
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: She's fucking amazing. She's a dope comedian. She's also an

541
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: act dress. You can catch her on Hulu and Amy

542
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,479
Speaker 1: Schumer's new show Life and Back. Please give it up

543
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: for yer.

544
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: Na Sunder Yes, yes, yes, yum yums.

545
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: When am I supposed to sit here?

546
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 6: Yeah?

547
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: Sit there.

548
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: We're blessed to have it.

549
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:33,719
Speaker 1: Ya.

550
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: How you doing?

551
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 4: I saw you standing Michelle's I was nervous. I'd have

552
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 4: to stand.

553
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: Let me ship, Let me get this for you.

554
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Why do you have your mask on your hands?

555
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: Where are you going?

556
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Just in case? Ship Pap Paul I can't prepare it?

557
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 6: Yes?

558
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: Looking cute as fuck? Yeah, you look cute, y'all look cute.

559
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: The last time you were here, you told us the

560
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 3: best story ever. Yeah, about your friend that you walked

561
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 3: over on the bridge.

562
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: Walked here and I.

563
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: Got into another fight, uh with a friend. No, I

564
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: got into what are we talking about?

565
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: Whatever you want?

566
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: We were talking. I think we were talking about friendships

567
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: the episode you did, and you were like, I had

568
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: to walk a friend over the bridge, and that's the

569
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: best time to have a conversation with someone you don't

570
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: like because you can just leave them.

571
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 4: Leave and you got rid of them. I haven't talked

572
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 4: to that person since. And I got into a fight,

573
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 4: physical fight. Maybe it was physical, metaphysical, I don't know.

574
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 4: I have to be very I have to be very

575
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 4: careful with the details because I can't say who I

576
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 4: got you, because it's how I profile.

577
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: Williams allegedly is going on.

578
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: Wow you and Anthony Fauci.

579
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: I used to suck his dick for the cure.

580
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: But can you imagine, Yeah, I got into I didn't

581
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 4: get I was This is about friendship again, right where

582
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 4: you have to like, you gotta assess your friends, right,

583
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 4: even when they got like millions of dollars you gotta

584
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 4: be like, I can't funk with you no more. Somebody

585
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 4: got into a fight with them and I was there

586
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: and it all, all of the fight broke out on

587
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 4: a stretch of road that is in New York City.

588
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too specific.

589
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's not.

590
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: A very busy stretch of road.

591
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: And one minute I was I was in a car

592
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 4: and the next minute I was fighting outside of the car.

593
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: Inspire just nigga shit.

594
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 6: You know.

595
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: Interesting, half the crowd is like, now, no white people,

596
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 2: y'all get.

597
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 4: Nigga sh y'all started nigga shit. Niggas took over nigga

598
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 4: shit from y'all. But yeah, no, it was just wild

599
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 4: and it was like you know, you got you, you know,

600
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: you just go, you know, let me maybe I don't

601
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 4: get in a car with them no more, you know

602
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 4: what I mean. Like, so our friendship, all our friendship

603
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 4: has to be in a place.

604
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: With no wheels.

605
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: Right, the older you get, the more you have to compartmentalized. Like,

606
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 4: you know, you got a drunk girl, like whoever woo,

607
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 4: that's the drunk bitch, right, So you got that girl

608
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 4: that's always like so you're like, you know, I can't

609
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 4: go nowhere with her, you know what I'm saying, that

610
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 4: requires anything but woo. You know you can't take her

611
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 4: to the library, you know, you know what you're getting into?

612
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: No balance, you know what I'm saying, Like, none of that.

613
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: It's got to be like ass concert something like that.

614
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I realized doing First Wives Club

615
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: a lot of the black actors. I looked around at

616
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: one meeting and it was all white executives and then us,

617
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, holy shit, we all are just

618
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: code switching right now. And didn't even fucking no, I

619
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: didn't even realized we were doing it. But we're all

620
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: like sitting up and doing the thing. And I was like, fuck,

621
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: And no one talks about that because you want to

622
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: keep your job, you want to make money, and uh,

623
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm the wrong person. I don't know.

624
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 4: That's why when I came out here, y'all barely was clad.

625
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 4: Y'all know who fuck I am? Because my mouth has

626
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 4: done a lot to my career.

627
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: That's not true. No, I don't code switch you either

628
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: on my ship or not.

629
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 4: But I get it with a bunch of white people

630
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 4: at a black network or eyeballing you.

631
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think.

632
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: I also think there's a healthy balance, like.

633
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: Right, don't even like, wait a minute, why a fuck

634
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 4: all these white people at b ET, Brian, You's something

635
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 4: wrong so you gotta Yeah.

636
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: I think there's a healthy balance because I saw you

637
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: work with Meredith Vera in daytime TV on a couch.

638
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 4: Well, they was constantly in my ear about toning it down.

639
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, I got into a lot of shit there.

640
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: One of my biggest things I'll say, and this is

641
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 4: no disrespect to anybody, but I will say this, which

642
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: I think is probably really a hindrance in my career.

643
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 4: They wanted to talk to about something that I told

644
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 4: them I didn't want to talk about, right shit, And

645
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 4: this wasn't on Mareadith's on some of the other people there,

646
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 4: and they wanted to talk about it.

647
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: I got silent.

648
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 4: I said, well, you know, I can't be the person

649
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 4: that's not going to talk about this shit because I'm

650
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 4: the person that makes the sh so funny.

651
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: But they they risked it.

652
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 4: So I just sat on camera for four minutes and blinked,

653
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 4: and they.

654
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: Was in my ear, you're gonna say something.

655
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, I mean, I won't do

656
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 4: that again, but I felt that, like, you know, I

657
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 4: won't do that again, because I mean I.

658
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: Was younger than I mean not. It wasn't like I

659
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: was twelve.

660
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 4: But sometimes you just have to figure out how to

661
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 4: process what you don't want to fuck with, but also

662
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 4: that you are part of a group of people who

663
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 4: have to, you know, look like is popping so and it.

664
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Really is for everybody. We have a friend who's Persian.

665
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: He's like also twenty years in, I think year fifteen,

666
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna stop doing auditions with an accent,

667
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: like I have to stop doing that. Yeah, for me,

668
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: it was I was getting a lot of lesbian rolls

669
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: to audition four oh girl, and then I was like,

670
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: I believe love is love. But like by year one

671
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: and a half two, I was like, stop, just give

672
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: it to someone who's gay, please, because they deserve that shit.

673
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: So I feel like, yeah, give old somebody who's gay.

674
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 4: And then also I get roles for like fifty sixty

675
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 4: year old women. I'd be looking at myself like, here,

676
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 4: what are you giving off?

677
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: I was in an audition. I was in an audit.

678
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 4: And it was one of the women from two to

679
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 4: seven time, I'm not getting.

680
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 6: You out on.

681
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 4: Girls. She came with the window still. It was one

682
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 4: of the ladies whom to two seven. I forget who

683
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 4: the one, you like, one of the periphery bitches and

684
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 4: you know when you're like, oh yeah, yeah, you know

685
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 4: that kind of thing.

686
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: So I was with her.

687
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 4: It was her, It was Spike Lee's sister was there.

688
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: And the light skin I think it was a light

689
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: skin on viv Yeah.

690
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh shit, we don't know.

691
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 4: But they all got to work, you know what I'm saying,

692
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 4: because you know, they all got kicked out of the

693
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 4: Belet mansion.

694
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: But I forget one.

695
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 4: But I looked at the women and I'm not ragging

696
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 4: on these women. These are all accomplished women, you know,

697
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 4: talented women, obviously gorgeous women. But I'm not in not

698
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 4: even in their age range, you know what I'm saying,

699
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 4: Like they in my mom's age range. So I'm trying

700
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 4: to figure out what the fuck am I doing here,

701
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 4: trying to not beat them out of a road that like,

702
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 4: why wouldn't they get it? Why you gotta have all

703
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 4: this extra chocolate just laying around?

704
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? Can I tell you now that

705
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: I'm on the other side. Yeah, there's one person in

706
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: that group that loves you and wants people to see you.

707
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: That's what that is. So it's not like you are

708
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: like them and you're all together. It's just it is.

709
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: It is a truly, it's like a producer or someone

710
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: on the team that's just like, please bring her in.

711
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: She's so funny. If she doesn't do this, just let

712
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: her show you the chop she got. She could do

713
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: something else. That's what the fuck that is. So like,

714
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: never waste that moment because.

715
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 4: You've never feel like somebody will start clapping. Do not

716
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 4: start clapping.

717
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: We could do my airhorn.

718
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 3: I will say for my part, I often and this

719
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: is bullshit. I constantly like get auditions for computer tech

720
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 3: and I don't know what that's about, when obviously I'm

721
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 3: accounts receivable, you know.

722
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 6: The fuck?

723
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

724
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 2: Can I get another milk stout?

725
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

726
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: Can I get more?

727
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 6: Jose?

728
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you so much. I'm just gonna yell

729
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 2: it out.

730
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,919
Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments. I don't know the first

731
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: time y'all met, but I remember meeting you for the

732
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: first time was at Hamburger Harry's Gladys something of the

733
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: other was yeah, okay.

734
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 2: The North remembers.

735
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Lock, it was a Wednesday, a little blustery high,

736
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: wore a light jacket ahead.

737
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't remember.

738
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 4: I studied under Maya Angelou, you know she never forget

739
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 4: Sonny Yeah, oh oh my goodness. No, but I remember Gladys. Yeah,

740
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 4: we did Hamburger, Harry's. Yeah, I'm interested in the hearing

741
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 4: what you know, Youmber? So this is this is It

742
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 4: was a real pay you do.

743
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: It's kind of kind of spot where you had to

744
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: pay for the open mic and then pay for the drink.

745
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: You just had to pay to be there. And uh,

746
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: I remember when you walked on stage, and this was

747
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: a long time ago. You had no fucking care in

748
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: the world. It was your time, no matter the funk.

749
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: What you had, box braids, if very like plus sized

750
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: poetic justice. And I looked at you and it wasn't

751
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: even like you were laughing at your own jokes. But

752
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: it was just like it was just so dynamic in

753
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: a way where I was like, she got it, you

754
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: know what I mean, but not only on stage, but

755
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: it's just like you definitely were all working through some shit.

756
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: But it was just like I felt like right away,

757
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: if she ain't right you're gonna try and figure it out,

758
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: Like what is it call when someone is curious and

759
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 1: wants to learn and grow.

760
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: They're curious. Yeah, intellectually curious. Intellectually curious.

761
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: But Mahogany Hallmark car.

762
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 3: Yes, she asked, I answered, yeah, you'd already made it

763
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 3: STI the finish line.

764
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: You did great. But you're intellectually curious. That's what I

765
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 2: love about you.

766
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: And you're always like just like true to who you

767
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 3: are in every no matter what.

768
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 2: As a matter of fucking what.

769
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly where my career is.

770
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 6: Where it is.

771
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: Fuck that, hold on, locker, hold.

772
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: On, congratulations.

773
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, like you're on all

774
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 3: ten apps right, life and.

775
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: Bath No, I mean listen, let me just say something

776
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 4: to these young kids out here so they can really

777
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 4: get the vibe. I locked into who the fuck I

778
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 4: was a long time ago, but I had a lot

779
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 4: of things that had me locking. I moved to New

780
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 4: York when I was twenty going on twenty one. I

781
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 4: wasn't experienced with a lot of shit. I had a

782
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 4: lot of motherfuckers trying to move me certain ways, do

783
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 4: certain shit to me, and I just had to get

784
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 4: get tough about who I was, right, So that's where

785
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 4: that came from. And then I went overboard with it

786
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 4: because then you put like a hard shell up and

787
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 4: you're like, well, you're not gonna fuck with me.

788
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my shit.

789
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 4: And I know that there's something there and I can't

790
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 4: have people influencing who I am in the process of

791
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 4: me trying to find out who I am. So then

792
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 4: you know, you get to a point like now I'm

793
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 4: leveling out right because I used to.

794
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: Be wow, you know what I mean. I used to

795
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 2: be real wow.

796
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 4: I used to damn motherfucker. I used to fight niggas

797
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 4: like yes, and I don't even know how to fight

798
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 4: like that, but they know it. They know I had

799
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: like one too many, like male comics say some shit

800
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 4: to me, and I was like, the next nigga to

801
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 4: say some shit to me.

802
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna be wearing this mic in your pe hole.

803
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 3: And I and yeah, a nigga, I've apologized and still

804
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 3: I think that, you know, I think we come to

805
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 3: a good place.

806
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: You know, since you started, How do you think the

807
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: landscape has changed in the industry for a black female

808
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: comedian and yankes? You know, that's so that's so deep.

809
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 2: Or how has it changed for you?

810
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 4: You know, I listen, I'm I think of myself as

811
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 4: we all think ab ourselves as individuals, right, we never

812
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 4: really think about how people see us. So when we

813
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: go into stuff, we just want the best, like everybody

814
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 4: else wants the best. We want the opportunity to show

815
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 4: who we are and there's differences and this and that.

816
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there's more opportunity for black women

817
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 4: to show differences, right, because it used to be like

818
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 4: you have to be this type that type, or you

819
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 4: had to do this certain thing, not do this certain thing,

820
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 4: you had to be on the side. Couldn't really be

821
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: distarve it, you know. But also I think that's because

822
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 4: a lot of black women, you know, you Me, you know, Phoebe, Calise,

823
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 4: a lot of black women have been in the business

824
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 4: and doing comedy for a long time now. So we

825
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 4: all sort of got to this place where we already

826
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 4: know what the fuck we want, we know what we

827
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 4: want to say, and then we also have, like you know,

828
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 4: support is very important, you guys, coming out and supporting people.

829
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 4: If you want to see more people do their thing,

830
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: you got to support them because that's what you know

831
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 4: the industry looking for. They don't give a fuck about

832
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 4: anything else. Who won't come out and watch the show,

833
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 4: who won't come out and support So the more you

834
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 4: guys root for the people you want to see, the

835
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 4: more you get to see this beautiful blanket of different

836
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 4: people and not the same sort of story all you

837
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 4: know over and over and over again.

838
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: Take cpen, Okay, get to the questions real quick.

839
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: Okay. The question is what would you change about your

840
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: first time?

841
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: First time? What doing comedy?

842
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? His first time?

843
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 6: Me?

844
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: Nothing. I mean maybe it would be someone that I know,

845
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: but my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend,

846
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: and I would saving myself a marriage. So I was like,

847
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm a fuck i'ma have sex with someone

848
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: who bought a lot of shirts from me at the

849
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: Cherry Hill Mall when I worked at Merricka.

850
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 3: Around stage, set the stage.

851
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: So we went back to his Honda Accord in the

852
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: Cherry Hill Mall park a lot and uh, I wore

853
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: as on the first time.

854
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: And that man today.

855
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: And then he took me to Camden to get I

856
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: bought my first joint anyone from South Jersey. Cool cool,

857
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: cool coo cool.

858
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: I swear he made the Campbell soup at Camden.

859
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: Right, what about your first time?

860
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 4: Wait, you got to a cherry popped at Cherry Hill?

861
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 4: Talk about the wonder years? You use a condo?

862
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: Yes, he was.

863
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 4: Really prepared for somebody buying shirts and shit at the mall. Yeah,

864
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 4: that's not like a half hands a motherfucker just buying

865
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: shirts at the mall.

866
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: And Mary go around. It was a straight nigga that

867
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: came in America. He boss shirt. Yeah, it was back to.

868
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: School and he got a.

869
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: Lot of Calconie.

870
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: What in the euphoria was half do you want to

871
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 2: do it? You want to fuck me?

872
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 4: Yes, that's not like an episode of the Cosmic show. Hey, motherfucker,

873
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 4: it was still around.

874
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 3: It was my first time. Uh, there're not not a

875
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 3: lot I want to change about it. Uh what can

876
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 3: I change? I actually was looking at the stat not

877
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 3: the it was the Empire State Building while I was.

878
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 2: Enjoying this woman's body.

879
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 4: Uh so it was uh Empire said, were you fucking Madonna?

880
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: She had a really cool, cool apartment and it had

881
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 2: a great view.

882
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm gonna focus on this and

883
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: like not come quickly, you know, like I'm really gonna

884
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 3: know you were in college impressed? No, well, yeah I

885
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: was in college. I made it through my freshman year

886
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 3: just like unfazed. You know, nobody wanted this. And so

887
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 3: then I got to New York City and uh, this

888
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 3: lady picked me up and it was like, I was like,

889
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: thank you.

890
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 2: So much.

891
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: Was going on? Don what about you?

892
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 2: Uh? If I could change anything, I would I would

893
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: just wait a little longer. I would have waited. Okay,

894
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: can we ask? I was like eighth, ninth grade or so.

895
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, wowbody, this is no judgment.

896
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: So that's why I would have waited. I didn't know

897
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: what the funk I was doing. You know what I'm saying.

898
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: Clear, So we got to be worried.

899
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 2: We have a very desperate question that just says taxes

900
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 2: S O S. Holy shit, leave leave I feel you.

901
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: Why did you buy a ticket to this.

902
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, I feel you. The I R

903
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: S is fucking real.

904
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: So we love the I R S. We love them.

905
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, go to each and R block. Don't

906
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: call one eight hundred number. Ask your smartest friend. If

907
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: you have a friend like that looks like Jordan, we

908
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: should ask some about your taxes.

909
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: And you'd be right to do that.

910
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta do your taxes. What's the next question?

911
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: The next question is is how do you make new

912
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 3: friends as an adult?

913
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: Fuck?

914
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 2: You say hi friend? Now, I'm kidding. Uh, I don't know.

915
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 3: There's something about like there's something about adults, like there's

916
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 3: a I was listening to this podcast that never begins.

917
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 3: Well but uh, but it's like it's like there's coconut

918
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 3: people and then there's peach people. And coconut people are

919
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 3: hard on the outside and soft on the inside or

920
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 3: Sabra thank you israelm and peach people happen to be

921
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: like soft on the outside with them the more.

922
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 2: You get but listen, but the closer.

923
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 3: You get to the center, it's harder, like a pit,

924
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 3: and it's harder to penetrate. Most Americans are like, we're

925
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 3: like peaches. We're like, well, we'll small talk with you

926
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: and bullshit with you, but but but we don't let

927
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 3: people in.

928
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 2: So the so the question is like, yeah, Yams is

929
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: like all right, motherfucker.

930
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 6: I didn't know.

931
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 2: What would question is can you make that? You know

932
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, that's the question.

933
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: I've been able to make a few friends as of

934
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: So you're you're a peach.

935
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: You're I'm a Oh I'm a hell of a peach.

936
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: But uh, but I feel like I've let myself go

937
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 3: in some in some instances and actually made friends. I

938
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: lost a friend. I lost a friend for real, like

939
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: to suicide and so and.

940
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: So like like three years ago. Yeah, three years ago.

941
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 3: So making new friends like was was really hard. But

942
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 3: you can do it and you don't have to be

943
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 3: the best friends. And I think that was my problem,

944
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 3: is like trying to be the best friend and replace

945
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 3: that person. You can never do that, but you can

946
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,479
Speaker 3: have a friendship and need something to another person.

947
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: This got really fucking serious.

948
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: But I think it's I think it's important because you'll

949
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 3: never be able to replace that person, but you'll add

950
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 3: a new like paint to the palate. Oh my god,

951
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 3: the more you know, everybody, I'm gonna get through this.

952
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 3: What was the question, how do you make a friends?

953
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, don't ask that question. That's a bad starter. No,

954
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: But but I'm trying to figure out who in here.

955
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: Don't have a friend.

956
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: Everywhere I look, it looked like everybody bundled up and

957
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 4: shipped together. So there's somebody out there that's feeling lonely

958
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 4: looking for friends. I say, don't look for friends, you see,

959
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 4: because you're putting too much into it. I always have

960
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a coconut bro talk.

961
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm out of peach.

962
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a scorpio in November, scorpio.

963
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you have cats, and you are like a cat.

964
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what your looks mean. No, I don't

965
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. I'm not gonna speak to you.

966
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 4: Here's the thing, right, I have my own self, the

967
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 4: processes that's happening inside of me at any point in time.

968
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 4: My friends who have known me for years, No, the

969
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 4: first couple of minutes you around me, I gotta get

970
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 4: back into the group. I don't care if I saw

971
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 4: you yesterday, so I'm not probably not gonna fuck with you.

972
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 4: And I also don't want you to say nothing to me.

973
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 4: So I'm a difficult for. I'm a difficult for.

974
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: It's like fifty first date. It's yes, over and over.

975
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 4: And over, and I'm very I'm temperamental. I'm in a mood,

976
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 4: I'm in a thing. I'm processing something. I'm having a

977
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 4: whole theater in my head.

978
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 6: Now.

979
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 4: People don't understand that if I let you stay in

980
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 4: my space and I don't say get the fuck away

981
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 4: from me, de means I love you. Here's the thing

982
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 4: I'm like. It is very much the wiring inside of me.

983
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 4: I don't have so much energy that I can expend because,

984
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 4: like I, once I get into.

985
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: Giving you energy, I'm giving you all my energy.

986
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 4: I'm giving you everything. I'm not the friend you call

987
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 4: to give you a smile, give you any positive.

988
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: Right, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not that.

989
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 4: I'm the friend you call when it's time to go,

990
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 4: like when you like, bitch, I donet exhausted every resource.

991
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: I'm about to do that.

992
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 4: Then then i'm the bitches like, okay, all right, that's me.

993
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 4: I can help you. Rock bottom bitches is who I need.

994
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 4: Don't call it's because if you call me, I'm gonna go.

995
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 4: It's ten of the niggas you could have called before me.

996
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 4: I'm busy break and when everything is done, bitch, and

997
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 4: I'll help you rebuild.

998
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: From the murk.

999
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 2: But I don't. I don't want to be the third or.

1000
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 4: Fourth bitch you call out of twenty bitches.

1001
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 3: I want to be the twentieth son. You're like the

1002
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 3: Michael Clayton of friends. I got you, I.

1003
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: Know, by the way, all right, So we got to

1004
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: wrap it up. What's the most adult thing you did

1005
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: for yourself in the last last two months? Most adult

1006
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: think you did for yourself? I cuss these motherfuckers out.

1007
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 4: Cut Steve's white nigga's out on a plane coming from

1008
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 4: Boca Boca return. But some buker bitch tried to get

1009
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 4: wrong with me on a plane, and.

1010
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: I took that bitch to task.

1011
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 4: But I'm glad this is the way I took her

1012
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 4: to task in a very adult way.

1013
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't old school.

1014
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 4: Yam where it's just like, you know what, I gotta

1015
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 4: unbuckle my seat until the bitch next to me hold

1016
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 4: my drink. I'm gonna jump the fuck over here, and

1017
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 4: I'm gonna rip this bitch apart. It was very much

1018
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 4: like passive aggressive, which I'm learning very you know what

1019
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 4: I mean, Like I was thrown Yeah, yeah, I know

1020
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 4: how to be a passive aggressive bitch.

1021
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: So here's what happened. Quick. I gotta nucule, got rap up.

1022
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: I gonna be quick quick.

1023
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 4: So I was flying back from I was in Boca,

1024
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 4: but I had to go to Fort Lord to Dale

1025
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 4: on the Florida.

1026
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: To me, I just want to piss on it. Excuse

1027
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: me be from there.

1028
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 4: So you know, if I was be able to fly

1029
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 4: for laughter zel, So this is what I did on

1030
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 4: my way back, you know, with the COVID and shit,

1031
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 4: I don't want motherfucker sitting next to me. So I

1032
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 4: had clocked this one flight that didn't have anybody in

1033
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 4: my rum, right, but that required me to go to Newark. Okay, right,

1034
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 4: but nobody here Newark, you know what I mean.

1035
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: You gotta like balance it.

1036
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 4: So of course by the time it was time for

1037
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: me to take the flight, now motherfuckers want to sit

1038
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 4: there some bitch your kid, you know, you know what

1039
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 4: I mean, Like, bitch, you ain't had to get on

1040
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 4: here with this motherfucker. And then the kid trying to

1041
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 4: touch me because he thinks I'm somebody Like, no, nigga,

1042
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1043
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: You go to your dad, right. So now I.

1044
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 4: Now, because I can't focus on this family who's having

1045
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 4: a good time. They happy, right because they done found

1046
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 4: two seats that they thought they wasn't gonna have. And

1047
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 4: I'm pissed because they got the two seats. I didn't

1048
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 4: want them to fucking have. So now I can't focus

1049
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 4: on him because I don't want to get him no attitude.

1050
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 4: So you know how you just start looking in the

1051
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 4: space head right, so you don't. So I'm just looking

1052
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 4: in a little space. So now it's feeding time. Feeding

1053
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 4: time on the plane is where most of the fights

1054
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 4: are gonna happen moving forward. I'm just telling you because

1055
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 4: I already peak game. So feeding time and they apparently

1056
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 4: feeding you on these flights. Now, I was in first class.

1057
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 4: They chucked a bar. I said, bitch, a box and

1058
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 4: it had peanuts and ship in it. I said, no, bitch,

1059
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm just gonna fly economy.

1060
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: Now, that's what you niggas is doing out here.

1061
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 4: But so I'm looking in the little, the little you know, space,

1062
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 4: and uh, the woman said, you know, the flights kept

1063
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 4: going back.

1064
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: She says, well, you know, everybody, you got it actively.

1065
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 4: Now, where you're actively eating and drinking and stuff, you

1066
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 4: can take your mask down. But if you're not actively

1067
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 4: eating and drinking, you got to keep your mask up.

1068
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: Now.

1069
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 4: She done said that ship a thousand times, and they

1070
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 4: started to ring in my spirit.

1071
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: I said, what she saying it.

1072
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 4: And then I look at these niggas in front of me,

1073
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 4: white niggas, and the bits have her mask right here.

1074
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,479
Speaker 2: Right on her shit.

1075
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: But then she took it.

1076
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 4: Off and I said, ma'am, you gotta put your mask

1077
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 4: back on. Said because it's been like twenty minutes and

1078
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 4: you you not actively eating and drinking right, And I said,

1079
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 4: I know you're gonna have an attitude whatever.

1080
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: She goes. She turns around. She goes, if you have

1081
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: a problem, maybe you should stay home.

1082
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: Incorrect? Incorrect? Did you yo?

1083
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: She had a little husband next to her.

1084
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 4: He had a damn boufont one of them fucking bouffonts.

1085
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 2: Would all the.

1086
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 4: Hairspray that kept it together. She team, I ain't couples going. Yeah,

1087
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 4: that's what I said. I said, Well, first of all,

1088
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 4: I said, listen, I said, I don't know why I'm

1089
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 4: talking to you about some shit you supposed to do.

1090
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 4: This is not some man did I create. We're supposed

1091
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 4: to be having our masks.

1092
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 2: Please.

1093
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 4: I don't know because I didn't cuss her out, Okay.

1094
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: Right, your I didn't you know what I said to her.

1095
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: I said, listen, let me tell you something.

1096
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 4: I'm telling you this and a nice way because I

1097
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 4: came here to work.

1098
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: There's no reason for me to go to Florida, bitch

1099
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,240
Speaker 1: unless I'm working right now.

1100
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 4: Clearly you a dusty ass bitch because you flying from

1101
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 4: fucking Fort lorda Dale to Newark, bitch.

1102
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,280
Speaker 2: I mean you stay home, bitch.

1103
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: Don't nobody need Who the fuck need the bitch.

1104
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 2: Going for Fort lorda Dale.

1105
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: To new work bits and.

1106
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 5: Your fucking husband and his goddamn boo fuck.

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Speaker 1: Why Jane, do.

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Speaker 2: Get on your feet, get on your feet for your

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Speaker 2: Monikas Dondos. I love you, but tear red. Oh my god, wow, Ryan.

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Speaker 1: With us all the things. We love your questions, we

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Speaker 1: love your spirit.

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Speaker 2: Three.

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Speaker 1: I also have deodorant. I love my deodorant for my

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Speaker 1: thighs so I don't chafe. And those are the things

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Speaker 1: I love. And I love you. Jordan.

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Speaker 2: I love you too, Michelle.

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Speaker 3: I realized the love that you have for me is

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Speaker 3: like an unconditional love because I'm a member of the

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Speaker 3: family and you're like, oh my god, look at this guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh well what a mess. Yeah, yes, all the fucking time.

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Speaker 1: But I love myself more. So I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, bye bye, fair this has been an exactly

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Speaker 3: right production.

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Speaker 1: Our Senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 2: Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Praig.

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Speaker 1: This episode was sound design and.

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Speaker 8: Mixed by Andrew Eapen and engineered by Ryo Bomb.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Our theme song is by DJ don Will.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Rai Spender Molst, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 8: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarret, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 8: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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