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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Um, hey is

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Speaker 1: this Brandon? Yeah? Hey, dude, uh is weird than I'll

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Speaker 1: call you right now? I don't know. We like we've

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Speaker 1: like talked briefly for like two seconds. But I'm the

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Speaker 1: bus driver that has the route that picks up your kid,

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling all the parents right now on the

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Speaker 1: route because I'm gonna be later than usual today. It's

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Speaker 1: not my fault, though, so just let you know, like, wait,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be he'd be later than usual? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my kid just started taking the bus this year, and

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Speaker 1: you're like late every time every time, and you're calling

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Speaker 1: me today to let me know you're gonna be even

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Speaker 1: later than yeah usual? Were you serious? How about I

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Speaker 1: just call your boss? Okay? Well, why don't I do

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Speaker 1: the reason? Okay? But today though, like it's not my

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Speaker 1: fault the bus and mechanical issue is what is it?

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Speaker 1: The other days? In usually by just a few minutes

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Speaker 1: though right, Like it's only a couple of minutes, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. No, it's like ten minutes or so, and

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Speaker 1: now you're going to be later than that. But it's

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Speaker 1: not calling me, but okay, so maybe I should have

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Speaker 1: said it different than I'm not going to be there

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Speaker 1: at all today because there's a mechanical issue. The bus

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Speaker 1: is stuck. What do you mean the bus is stuck?

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Speaker 1: How is it stuck? Replacement bus? Then, don't? I mean

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Speaker 1: they have them? Well, that's the thing. I haven't called

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Speaker 1: it in yet because I'm still trying to figure it out.

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Speaker 1: So I can't get the bus. I can't get the bus.

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Speaker 1: You called in? Yeah, trying to call everybody that's on

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Speaker 1: my route, which is a lot about sixty seventy I

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Speaker 1: know how. Yeah, the bus is pretty false. Ye to

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Speaker 1: take the time to call every parent of every student

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Speaker 1: on the bus, or you called in saying hey, I

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Speaker 1: need a new bus or somebody else needs to pick

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Speaker 1: these kids up. Yeah, well I don't think we need

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Speaker 1: a new bus. It's just to have to get the

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Speaker 1: top of this one fixed because it hits the sign

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Speaker 1: at the drive through. That's and so like I'm just

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Speaker 1: waiting here. You try taking your bus to a drive Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is that why you're late? Breakfast? Are you kidding me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I understand your upset, but one most important meal

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Speaker 1: of the day too, Um, just don't go today. I

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Speaker 1: woke up and I was like, I want some Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell really bad. And then so I stopped off at

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell. Usually I'm a jack in the box. I

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Speaker 1: stopped to Taco Bell, and then I don't need to

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Speaker 1: hear where you're usually yet I don't care about your

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Speaker 1: morning routine. Well, oh, it looks like they're gonna get

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Speaker 1: it free, so I might be able to get there

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Speaker 1: in a few minutes. Probably it's a I don't know

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Speaker 1: if twenty minutes or so, because I probably gotta fiut

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Speaker 1: some paperwork. Would you want anything? No, I don't want anything.

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Speaker 1: I want you here doing your damn job, okay picking up? Yeah? No, awesome.

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Speaker 1: They were able to get it unstuck from the drive through, dude,

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Speaker 1: So it looks like I'm gonna be there probably, you know,

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Speaker 1: twenty thirty minutes, Like I said, if that works, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back on the route. And if you

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Speaker 1: could not tell my boss, i'd appreciate that, And I

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Speaker 1: will definitely bring you whatever you want or something. Are

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Speaker 1: you kid? No, stop talking, be an adult and think

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Speaker 1: about these things before you do them. What if I

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Speaker 1: bring you a Dorito's local taco? No, I don't want

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Speaker 1: any fast food. I want your ass fired. Sauce. You

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Speaker 1: said fire, you want a fire sauce? No, you, I

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Speaker 1: want you fired. Oh okay, well job should not be

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Speaker 1: driving kids anywhere. That true, so we're responsible. It's very true.

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Don't hang up. Have a good job.

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Speaker 1: Please don't hang up, because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you. What what? What?

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Speaker 1: Slow down? I didn't get that last garbage? What did

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Speaker 1: you say? I said, this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Bailey set you up. I'm not the bus driver. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a bus driver. Yeah, I get that now. My

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Speaker 1: wife Bailey set me up. Yeah. She said that the

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Speaker 1: bus driver is always late, and you've been complaining about it,

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Speaker 1: so he's always yeah, I know. And she told me that.

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Speaker 1: And she said she already planned on taking your kid

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Speaker 1: to school today anyway, so I could do this prank

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Speaker 1: phone cup so I don't worry about him. Oh oh great,

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Speaker 1: that's okay. That's a real wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks.