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Speaker 3: It's not New England. Is where Told Booth Willie lives.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Welcome to Wooster Mitch. Do you know him.

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Speaker 5: I went to Worster m anytime. I never saw a

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the severe beating of a high school Spanish teacher.

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Speaker 5: You've got to you've never been to New England before.

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Speaker 1: No, I've never been. I mean New York's not New England, right, No, okay,

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Speaker 1: We've recently there are some costs.

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Speaker 3: We've recently hired you sung.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, still still working on it. Yeah, it's fine. I honestly,

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Speaker 1: the whole idea was that it's very spicy, right, So

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Speaker 1: then you asked is it spicy? Then I was like

442
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Speaker 1: someone at the end could maybe eat this to take

443
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Speaker 1: the lead and win, as like Mary and so the

444
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: sneeze yeah, and so what it was supposed to be was, yeah,

445
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Speaker 1: was that everyone is wondering what right? So I guess

446
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Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing this effectively, because you, who

447
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Speaker 1: I think are an audience member of the podcast more

448
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Speaker 1: so than a participate at this point, are just kind

449
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Speaker 1: of voice.

450
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Speaker 2: There's the option to add another layer to the imaginary

451
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: scenario that's going on. I want you to remove half a

452
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Speaker 2: little or yeah, for you to say I'm going to

453
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Speaker 2: eat the drip, you know what.

454
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I'm not.

455
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Speaker 5: It's probably too spicy for me. I'm gonna stick to

456
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Speaker 5: plane shrimp, which I've ordered a plate of.

457
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, great, Hey, hey, Mitch's shrimp is here. So anyway,

458
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Speaker 1: what amount of money without talking about how much is

459
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Speaker 1: on your Patreon? You think it's too crazy? What was

460
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Speaker 1: the threshold that you crossed to get? And I will

461
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Speaker 1: say that it must be a huge amount of money

462
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Speaker 1: because Mitch is not normally shy about anything. We were

463
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Speaker 1: on a text thread where with no prompt whatsoever, Mitch

464
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: sent us his his SNL audition tape.

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Speaker 2: That's true, and he was like, I shouldn't said, it's

466
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Speaker 2: really embarrassing, and then suddenly it was just there.

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was uh. And also too, you had a

468
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Speaker 1: colonel character, which was a big swing.

469
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Speaker 5: Well, that's why I was asking so much about this

470
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Speaker 5: duck colonel because I had no idea about the duck colonel.

471
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Speaker 5: So I was worried that maybe I was a step behind.

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Speaker 2: And even now trying to go back to the colonel

473
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Speaker 2: instead of talking about the money, I mean, it must

474
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Speaker 2: be he's so he's not shy about anything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it must be so much. I do want to

476
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Speaker 5: just what the number was that, because I remember.

477
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Speaker 1: Made you what's the highest you saw it at? It

478
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Speaker 1: was it was over thirty thousand a month.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if.

480
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Speaker 2: I I stopped checking in at some point, it's about

481
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Speaker 2: over thirty, but I think and now it must be.

482
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Speaker 2: I think that was probably where they were like, okay,

483
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: we're going dark on this, and so now it probably

484
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 2: is closer to forty or fifty.

485
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Speaker 3: Was this your plan the whole time?

486
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Speaker 1: I know Hayes brought it up, and I became curious,

487
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Speaker 1: and then Wyger took out his phone and was about

488
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Speaker 1: to say, or at least show it to Hayes privately. Yeah,

489
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Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's it's in the ballpark, but

490
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Speaker 1: it's not as uh, it's not as staggering as well

491
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Speaker 1: as your estimates. I'll show to Hayes. Okay, wow, I

492
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Speaker 1: wonder if I the clem dog could see it. Yeah,

493
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Speaker 1: I'll show this.

494
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Speaker 5: Are you doing this? You can tell me that my

495
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 5: total blue thing was good? First he already did.

496
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Speaker 1: It's Nick's fucking fune. I kind of saw it. I

497
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Speaker 1: know what it is. Yeah, okay, great, Yeah, I mean

498
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Speaker 1: it's an absurd amount of money.

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Speaker 5: Cool dude, But I'm sure people will unsubscribe after listening

500
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Speaker 5: to this.

501
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Speaker 1: Well who knows, because I think they're I think they're

502
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Speaker 1: I don't they're not subscribing because they think you don't

503
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Speaker 1: have enough money. Yeah, it's not like a charitable exercise

504
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: for extra something that gives them joy.

505
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Speaker 3: Sure, I mean I'm in my after my performance in

506
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Speaker 3: this episode.

507
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Speaker 1: Oh sure, you're coming off as very shut up. It's sweet,

508
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: it's nice. It's it's always nice to hear somebody in

509
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: the room with like a bunch of sort of like

510
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: you know, snarky comedy.

511
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 3: Guys or kind of holier than now, and then.

512
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Speaker 1: Just one fucking roof doesn't know his ass from all

513
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: in the ground, just trying to get in there. It's

514
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: like when you ever see like when there's a bunch

515
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Speaker 1: of like little baby uh puppies feeding on like the

516
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Speaker 1: mama's teet, and then there's like this one like.

517
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Speaker 3: Dudest one who like can't quite find where.

518
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: He can fit in and he keeps like trying to

519
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: jam his head and then like their buttzle clothes and

520
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: he kept pushed out again, and he can't figure out

521
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Speaker 1: where he's supposed to go and eat.

522
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Speaker 3: What exactly is the milk? Is my question?

523
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Speaker 2: Uh? Laughs, yeah, clearly laughs.

524
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Speaker 5: Baby puppies, what baby baby puppies? It's just puppies, dude.

525
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 5: I thought I could throw a little snark off.

526
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: That's fair. I would say that that's fair. Baby puppies

527
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: are the ones who are probably still feeding off their mom,

528
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: whereas you're still a puppy until you're.

529
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 3: Like a year old. That's a good point.

530
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, but I'm but I'm scrambling because I did

531
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: just get owned. Yeah, and I've managed to find a

532
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: way where what I said wasn't totally stupid, right, But

533
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 1: you know, I'm at the edge of a cliff right now.

534
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 5: I can turn my snark up a notch if you'd

535
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 5: like me to. No, I don't want that, Okay, good,

536
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 5: Yeah I can't. It's not what anyone wants from you.

537
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 3: Wigger's the snarky one on the podcast.

538
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm that snarky.

539
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: We should talk about a little because we're just talking

540
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: about more like dough.

541
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: Boy shit, right, Yeah.

542
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: We should talk about we've been doing this for so long,

543
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 2: how the business has changed.

544
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, the industry is just shifted all around us.

545
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: We've seen so many podcasts come and go faral Audio

546
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: is gone. These guys jump ship. Yeah, at the at

547
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: the first sign of like like a tiny bit of

548
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 2: water coming in, these guys hop in the lifeboat.

549
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that's an accurate retelling

550
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: of the state of Feral Audio. At the time we

551
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: abandoned ship, I'd say we were. The company was capsize.

552
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: I'll say this that they no longer exist. They no

553
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: longer exists. It was like it'd run aground.

554
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 5: We were getting off the Titan made ups. I just

555
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 5: want to remind you, guys, did we push talk about

556
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 5: in these very abstract corporate terms, but these are people. Yeah,

557
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 5: did we push women and children out of the way

558
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 5: to get off?

559
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: Maybe we did.

560
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: But we had to get off that ship absolutely. And

561
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: how many podcasts sank? How many went down with the

562
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: ship and said, uh, gentlemen, play on, well, yeah, what

563
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: show was that?

564
00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 5: That?

565
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: Right, sort of looked at each other.

566
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 5: I think we lost a good three four hundred podcasts

567
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 5: that day.

568
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: Riff on, Let's keep breaking down this episode of The Sopranos.

569
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Speaker 1: Al we slowly see.

570
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: Wolf Pop. Of course that was a big Wolf Pop's gone.

571
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: That was a big one.

572
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: Huh r p Yeah, maybe it.

573
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Speaker 1: We'll come back at some point by the wolf. Do

574
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: you think it's just hibernating? Yeah, that might be right. Wolf.

575
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: We were a little upset at the beginning. We were like, oh,

576
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 2: it's a pop culture network. We do culture. We should

577
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: be on Wolf Pop.

578
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: I can't believe we didn't get invited to be on

579
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: this thing.

580
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then like two weeks later we're like, okay,

581
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Speaker 5: do you say the wolf kid?

582
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the little thing was the Wolf's Den?

583
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 5: Oh?

584
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

585
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

586
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: The wolf's dead. Yeah, oh no, it's trying to say

587
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: like the wolf's dead. Indeed, but it kind of got buried.

588
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: But it's fine. It wasn't It was not worth I

589
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: always saw. I always just thought it was Wolf's Dend.

590
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: The Wolves. There is a podcast that's a hit show

591
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: about the business of podcasting. Wait is it really Yeah,

592
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: you guys might want to take a list. Is it

593
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: on ere Wolf?

594
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: Yes?

595
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh very much so. Yeah, and and who else said

596
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: Jeff Ulrich that's right? Oh can he use a little

597
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: insider take? He used to Yeah, oh got it. But

598
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: then the love Dad schedule got a little we got

599
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: just too gruel. Just Insaney got it. Yeah, Keckner was

600
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: running him raged, and.

601
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: Then it became Adam Sacks. And now I believe Chris

602
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: Bannon does it from New York.

603
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: Huh that's fun. Uh Brett is still here. Chris Bannon

604
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: is still interesting.

605
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 3: Fact.

606
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: Chris Bannon Steve Bannon's dad. Yeah, wow, yeah, so he's

607
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: got to be in.

608
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: It looks good.

609
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, for yes, it looks great, much better than Steve.

610
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: Brett talk about just some of like tell like a

611
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: good just like weave a narrative for us of like podcasting,

612
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: and yeah.

613
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: You've kind of seen the whole thing.

614
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: You're sort of John, You're John Henry of podcasting in

615
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: a lot of ways.

616
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: By the way, as owner.

617
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: What Yeah, sure, the fucking two little puppy butts just

618
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: slide together and you see me pop out and sort

619
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: of roll onto his back and just be like like

620
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: walk all the way around again.

621
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Speaker 5: You know, I was at I did a comedy death

622
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 5: Ray Radio at CBS Radio on on Woolshar Boulevard.

623
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: Whoa holy fun. Oh I remember that old that old space.

624
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: Now you've got my attention.

625
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 3: Are you doing a character? We did?

626
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 5: We we we We basically were like, uh, the Birthday Boys,

627
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 5: we have another operation that you another offerd out on

628
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 5: for more cash. I didn't leave this and Wier's like, oh,

629
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 5: I'm the one that he's not gonna do this too.

630
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh don't worry. I'm safe.

631
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 3: I would leave Wiger in a second of my kid just.

632
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: A rail of bodies, the next Lily, Uh, just drifting

633
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: by for Mitch to jump on.

634
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 3: The dough voices is my sketch group.

635
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: And we did the Birthday Boys are your sketch? Sorry sorry,

636
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: just just boys. Sooner or later they're all just boys.

637
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: We did.

638
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 5: We did, uh, the the what's the Sandler movie? Where

639
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 5: they take over the studio.

640
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: Records that classic Sandler movie Airheads, Airheads?

641
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: We did? We did.

642
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 5: We did an Airheads bit and Mark Marin was was

643
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 5: the guest on the episode.

644
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: Holy Ship And then did you talk about it when

645
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: you did w t F?

646
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 3: Did you remind him I haven't done w t F yet?

647
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 3: Maybe that line.

648
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: He was like, who are your guys? You were like

649
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: Brendan Fraser.

650
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: It was the middle one, I think, so Yeah, what

651
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: a cast?

652
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, very good. I haven't watched. I don't know

653
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: if it holds up, Nick, but all all sixteen of

654
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 3: you went in to do this bit.

655
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: There was all of us in there.

656
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: You know what.

657
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 5: Mark Marin, to give him credit, got into the bit.

658
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 5: He put his hands up in the air like he

659
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 5: was being held hostage.

660
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's fun.

661
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that must have helped you sort of. It

662
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: helped me get into the character more.

663
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you give me a hard time about this, this

664
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 5: whole puppy business, but I can.

665
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 3: I can get into character.

666
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 5: I've trained as a performer just like you.

667
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Yeah, maybe it's time to talk about

668
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: our training.

669
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 3: Does it?

670
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: Do you feel sort of like, you know, Scott took

671
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: a shine to you as a young No?

672
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: No, no, no, what, No, not at.

673
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: All specifically, no, right, he's not even just let me

674
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: finish when I'm sorry. Do we think Hayes has more

675
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: to say?

676
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: Obviously he gave you this opportunity as a young performer,

677
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: But of course she moved on.

678
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: What you know what?

679
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: Uh what Scott likes about uh fresh young improvisers.

680
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: He gets older and they do stay the same.

681
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: And so now you look at like your Carl Tarts

682
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, yeah, that's you know, you know

683
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 2: what's in story for them.

684
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 5: Enjoy it, pal, Yeah, I should dump a bucket of

685
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 5: paint on Scott's head, just like in the movie in

686
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 5: In Days and Confused, they wore a.

687
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 3: Bucket of paint.

688
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: I've seen the movie. Oh, they don't put it, they

689
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: put it on like banion.

690
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 5: I think I'm not gonna try to riff anymore, but

691
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 5: I'll tell you that he especially didn't have any you

692
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 5: are trying.

693
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 3: There was no.

694
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 5: There was me specifically of the birthday boys. I think

695
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 5: that he could care less about me specifically.

696
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Scott likes you less than the other bird.

697
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 3: I think that's probably true.

698
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, yeah, okay, I I guess I

699
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: believe that. I mean, there's probably far there's probably something.

700
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 3: He likes even less than me.

701
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: But sure he likes the more he likes the more

702
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: writerly sorts. Those are those are the members he likes sorts.

703
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah like me.

704
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: Now, Brad, do you have like your just sort of

705
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: like your little piece that you want to say about

706
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: where the business has gone?

707
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean first first I was thinking, just

708
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 4: as a side note, I kind of feel like taxes

709
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: should pay for potholes.

710
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: Like just raise mynd Yeah, I mean that's a that's

711
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: a whole you know, local state politics thing.

712
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 3: You know, how much do it? He's not going to

713
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: agree with you as a train rider.

714
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: I do like that. I do like that. But yeah,

715
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's how much do you know? How

716
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: much do we want to specifically direct money is fungible?

717
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: How much do we specifically want to direct revenue towards

718
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: specific things? I mean that that has gotten the state

719
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 1: in California a least has gotten the state in trouble.

720
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 3: You guys would prefer.

721
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 4: This incentivized driving too much, prefer.

722
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: Talking to you prefer this. It gives me less to do.

723
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: I mean what this is, I would say a good

724
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: summary of how podcasting has changed. You used to have

725
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: to like do funny good stuff.

726
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 4: I can as far as podcasting go, I can only

727
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,479
Speaker 4: speak my perspective. We used to have to wash these

728
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 4: glasses in the bathroom.

729
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: Did you really disgusting?

730
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeff, yeah, take the glasses to the bathroom sink.

731
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: But I yeah, because I was going to say you

732
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: did have to wash them in the bathroom. You did

733
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: not have to wash them in the toilet.

734
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,479
Speaker 4: That's true, that's true. But sometimes someone was using the sink. Yes,

735
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 4: where you use water, I trust the water.

736
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: We're using dish soap or did you use just like

737
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: the soap in the bathroom that uh, someone used. Someone

738
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: used hands, so someone definitely.

739
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 4: Us definitely once or twice.

740
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: It's just easier, right, and then maybe you forgot to spine,

741
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: so you just you know, sort of free handed it

742
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: or use some paper towels.

743
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 4: And then yeah, Cody told me how to do it. And

744
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 4: you can imagine how rushed and like short cutty. You

745
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 4: know Cody did it.

746
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 2: Casts Yeah, he's.

747
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a neck brace and you go, you go.

748
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: You know, the glasses want to be clean. You see

749
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: you're working with the glass. You know, you're not working

750
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: against anything. You kind of put them near the sink.

751
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: They know what to do.

752
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 4: You just sort of assess. Yeah, he would just like

753
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 4: throw soap into all of them, sort of assembly line,

754
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 4: pour water into him and then just dump it out,

755
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 4: or sometimes just use his hand and just like wipe

756
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 4: it all the soap in the glass, just like you know, furiously.

757
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: How far we've come.

758
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're saying basically that Jeff took comedy death

759
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 2: ray and sort of like a private equity firm just

760
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 2: like stripped down the costs and sold that to scripts,

761
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: knowing that operating it like in a way that was

762
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: like safe and healthy would not be sustainable.

763
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he was long gone all the time

764
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 4: they discovered that, you know, the glasses actually weren't being dishwashed, and.

765
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: What were some other things were there?

766
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: Were there any perks? Were there any perks like you

767
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: because you've been with the company for a while. Yeah,

768
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: when you walk in.

769
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 4: Perks, the table's the same as it always was, the

770
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 4: big burk.

771
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: The big perk, don't have to get used to a

772
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: new table.

773
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mics are the same.

774
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: Not totally the same. Bash ape part of the leg

775
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: last week. Yeah, oh wow, Yeah, I must have already

776
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: been sort of fucked up, though I can't imagine that

777
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: he actually just like bit into the wood enough to

778
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: like totally rip a piece off. Have you ever done

779
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: one of those dog DNA tests, because maybe he's part Woodchuck.

780
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: I have done the dog DNA test. Yeah, huh yeah,

781
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: he was part Woodchuck. Yeah yeah, yeah, oh interesting, huh yeah.

782
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: It was just his and they tell you which part

783
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: it was just his mind.

784
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: There's a lot of history on this table.

785
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 4: I'll say, yeah, Chris Gore's autographed Chris.

786
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: Or Casey Fay forget it man?

787
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

788
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: Do you uh?

789
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 4: Lebron James was in here?

790
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: Was he really? Yeah?

791
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 3: I don't see when was he in here?

792
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 2: Uh?

793
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 4: That was probably two years ago.

794
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: Oh.

795
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: I love remembering a time when Drew Tarvorth thought he

796
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: only deserved this much space. Dear God. So this is

797
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: your big Peter Melman, Maggie Ashton, Who's next? It's just

798
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: insane the history If.

799
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: This is your summary of how podcasting has changed. You

800
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 2: used to watch the wash the glasses in the bathroom.

801
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to get paid by PayPal, Jeff just

802
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 4: personally PayPal me minimum wage.

803
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: Basically, were you our first engineer?

804
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 4: Your first engineer?

805
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: I was you?

806
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 4: You actually remember podcasters first engineer? I do remember you guys?

807
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 4: Remember nursing you.

808
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 3: For the for the first show or for the new one?

809
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 1: Were both?

810
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 4: Both? I think?

811
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: Do you remember for the for the like pilot that

812
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: we did of reality shows? Well, the pilot we recorded

813
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 1: in your the very first one we did in my office,

814
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: which I've never heard actually, but the but the pilot

815
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: that they that Ackerman had us do for it in

816
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: the studio. It must have been brat in my memory,

817
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: it was, oh, that's right.

818
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 2: We did a pilot that we never released, and then

819
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: d C was our first guest.

820
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was different about the pilot? What was it all?

821
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: Was it kind of just like you know what? Was

822
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: it a completely different form? Was it unrecognizable to someone

823
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: who's listening to you two hundred fiftieth episode? Well, it

824
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: was a different show, but it was proof of concept

825
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: for Scott where we had said we want to talk

826
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: about reality shows and he was like, do segments. We

827
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: were like yeah, and.

828
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 4: Then and then we did by segments. He just means

829
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 4: take a break.

830
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 3: It was more like that basically means sell ads.

831
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 5: For me.

832
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: I've noticed what really, when I make money, people love it.

833
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: So listeners can't get enough of me making money.

834
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 3: Dough Boys media is a way, you know, much different.

835
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you guys incorporate?

836
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 3: We did incorporate.

837
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: We started an escorp around the time we started the

838
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: Patreon because otherwise that money's just got to go to

839
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: one of us, and that screws up your taxes since

840
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: we're since we're sharing it and we're also using it

841
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: for a business.

842
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 5: Expense, So we're business partners. I'm actually the president of Doughboys.

843
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: Yes, w Mitch is the president and you're the secretary. Yeah,

844
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm I forget what my I'm vice president and secretary

845
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: and Mitch is the treasurer as well. This is an idea.

846
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: It's like the end of like a sort of sequence

847
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: where I've been trying to prove that the dough Boys

848
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: are evil and I pick up the paper for their

849
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: es corp and I sort of like blow dust off

850
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: the end of it and it's his scorpions. That's a

851
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 1: scene from the movie that will ultimately be made about

852
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: the Hollywood booked dough Boys feuds.

853
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 5: FU.

854
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess we should probably tell the Mission

855
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 2: Impottible story. Everyone is expecting us to announce the launch

856
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 2: of Mission.

857
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: Impottible on this episode. We've been hearing about it for weeks, absolutely,

858
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: and we should, you know, get to the bottom of

859
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: what was going on.

860
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 5: Which maybe you'll start roasting Wiger a little bit here. Well,

861
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 5: we were very excited to do the show.

862
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: We go to Mission Wiger, They're like, yeah, let's do it,

863
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 2: and then like maybe two minutes later, Wyger says, uh,

864
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: I've just we've actually we just set up an episode

865
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 2: to talk about all the mission impossibles on on a

866
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 2: dough Boys double.

867
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

868
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: We well we've scheduled that. Before we started talking about this,

869
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 1: we had we had Ben Rogers on from Baction.

870
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 3: Weger scheduled it. I didn't know about it either.

871
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we had, we'd had a scheduled. I can

872
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: show you the email with time stamps. But by the way,

873
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: should we do a quick shrimp update? Well, we have

874
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: a moment. Oh yeah, eating you what?

875
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 4: I took the ghost shrimp.

876
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 3: He ate the ghost It was it spicy.

877
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: It was incredibly spicy.

878
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I would I would imagine.

879
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 3: So you didn't did you have a glass of milk

880
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 3: or anything? Or are you just fine?

881
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just taking it. Yeah, I'm just tough

882
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 4: as hell. Let's have a sinus thing that was helping me.

883
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 1: I ate a big stuff quo hog mmm, a big stuffy.

884
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: I ate a langostem.

885
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 3: I've eaten thirty two shrimps so far.

886
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: Here I am eating a gee o ducky duck or

887
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've heard it pronounced both ways. It's

888
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: spelled g e O d u c.

889
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: K and you wanted to do the updates, so you

890
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: must have any food.

891
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 1: Very funny I had. I had too shrimp. Okay, yeah, colonel, that.

892
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 3: Passed your test. That passed your test.

893
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 5: I get.

894
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: Look, I get what the idea was.

895
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 3: I'm not at.

896
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: All nor a normal number of shrimp for this point

897
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: in the competition, he said, which is, I don't know

898
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 2: what the bit is there, but that's not even a bit.

899
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: He only in the shrimp off. He really did eat

900
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 3: this slow.

901
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's playing into his character.

902
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 5: And I probably had about thirty two my character. If

903
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 5: you reanalyze, which I'm sure people listeners will if you

904
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 5: go back a few seconds on this, thirty two was

905
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 5: the funniest answer of all four t.

906
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 2: So so Wiger basically heard about this concept took Ben Roger,

907
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: someone who was associated with a Hollywood Handbook franchise, but

908
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: it is not either of us, and said, I'll do

909
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 2: the exact same thing. I'll burn it off in one

910
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: episode instead of doing a series that.

911
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: One episode could I make money off of behind a.

912
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 2: Pay one that could siphon away an extra series could

913
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 2: siphon People might end up choosing between Mission Impottable and

914
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: The Doughboys double. I think we know what choice they

915
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 2: would be make it at that point, and Wiger said,

916
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 2: this is too dangerous. I have to snuff this candle

917
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: right now.

918
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: I'll talk a little bit too about what happened with

919
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: Mission Impottable, which is we got emails or texts from

920
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: uh at least two Earwolf Stitcher employees going like, that's

921
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: a slam dunk. We're definitely going to do that idea.

922
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: We're all going to talk about it tomorrow and then

923
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: just nothing ever, And I'm like, Okay, do I do

924
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 1: I have to do something?

925
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: Do I have to sounds like hell, you certainly, Josh.

926
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Just to just to elaborate on what exactly happened. So

927
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: we'd previous I'd previously scheduled this episode with Ben Rogers.

928
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: The Mission Impottable idea, which I'm still open to and

929
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: I think is a good idea, was was brought up

930
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: by you guys. I explained that we'd already scheduled this thing.

931
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: You guys wanted me to cancel. You guys wanted me

932
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: to say, hey, Ben, we're not going to do this episode. Actually,

933
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: after all, I want to cancel. Yes, yes, I wanted

934
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: you to possibly change what you talked about like, for example,

935
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: you could talk about food.

936
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 3: Jackson here. Uh.

937
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: I think we can do both. I think it's fine.

938
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: I think you're saying. I'm just gonna say, having done

939
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: the Ben to finish with, having done the Ben Rogers episode,

940
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: we can still do Mission impostible because it's you did

941
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: a good job. No, Ben was great? Ben was Ben

942
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: is uhh. Ben is a fantastic and I thought it

943
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: was a good self con date episode. But I think

944
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: we would like a deep dive of each of the entries,

945
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: and I think we can still do that.

946
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: I think we'd have them both.

947
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, go ahead, Mitch.

948
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 5: Earwolf employees emailing about slam dunks, Lebron James coming in here.

949
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 5: I just feel like your wolf has basketball on the brains.

950
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, man, he's back. Had a little time ship, dude,

951
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: And now maybe thank for interrupting you. So you actually

952
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: were able to put together an idea.

953
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 2: I have that idea for I can't imagine what I

954
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: think it would have been.

955
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 3: What was it? What was Lebron doing in here? It's

956
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: my question? A podcast? Wow? Really?

957
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? Not his own podcast?

958
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: Right? He was an off book? Right? Baby? He killed

959
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: off book?

960
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

961
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: What Lebron came in and did a hard nation.

962
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 4: Another.

963
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wow, Oh so I've heard this episode Malia,

964
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: the thing they wouldn't let us do. That's right, Yeah,

965
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: I heard this one. I didn't realize it was him.

966
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: I guess it was just you know, I was so

967
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: unexpected that you have that kind of breadth of character work.

968
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: But yes, it was good. It was a good one.

969
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: That's another he worked early well with Still. He had

970
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: a great dynamic him and Still, Yes, I.

971
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 2: Could see Paul getting a little sweaty with yeah, that

972
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: back and forth.

973
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: In hindsight, you could tell he was like a little

974
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: in his head because of the celebrity of the guest involved,

975
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: but still was still as locked in.

976
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 5: Hey, there's gonna be a lot more of it now

977
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 5: that he's in Los Angeles. He'll be probably dropping in

978
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 5: here once twice a week. He's gonna intern at FOD.

979
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: First.

980
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 2: I think, m that's heard of the pathway for a

981
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 2: lot of these guys.

982
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants to make like Bazuka Joe commercials over there.

983
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 5: Oh man, with all the money he's making in the

984
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 5: NBA and at FOD, he's gonna have Yeah, he's gonna

985
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 5: have cash.

986
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: To spare. He'll have fifty million dollars plus fifteen hundred dollars.

987
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 3: For an FOD intern. I'd say, you're you're even going

988
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 3: pretty high.

989
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I's expecting you do that. Bazuka Bazuka,

990
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: Joe spot m. Yeah, he do some branded content.

991
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 4: Mmmm.

992
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool. I know he's already

993
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: enrolled in Todd Fastens Level one improv class.

994
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 3: That's great, that's awesome.

995
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: And I guess he like came in basically already knowing game. Yeah,

996
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: totally understood game. I heard this is because I heard

997
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: he he went to to McCabe's a sketch one on

998
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: one for a couple of weeks, and uh so, so

999
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: then all the basics, right, political sketch commercial pair exactly

1000
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: like you kind of just got a baseline. And McCabe

1001
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: was like, you should just go straight to TUA one

1002
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: Like it's just like, don't don't show up for the

1003
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: rest of it. And and so now he's enrolled in

1004
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: McCabe's two one. Well, you guys brought up my SNL audition.

1005
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: Did I tell you who wrote that? Oh no himself,

1006
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: Lebron James n B really Lebron wrote your SNL audition. Okay, wow,

1007
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: all right, what characters did he come to you with specifically?

1008
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, the King, of course was this big one.

1009
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: He wanted you to be the king. The King himself

1010
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: was like, here's my character, you be the King. You

1011
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: be the King?

1012
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, uh.

1013
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: Huh okay, give us a taste of it.

1014
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 3: Then.

1015
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: I don't remember it from the tape what.

1016
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 5: I would give you guys a taste, But the tapes online,

1017
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 5: if you search hard enough, you can find it.

1018
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 3: I'll probably see it. Yeah. But it was a very funny,

1019
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: mighty king type of.

1020
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: So it was just a very like one to one,

1021
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: not like a like a Lebron impression. It was just

1022
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: a king character.

1023
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a royal. I get it.

1024
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, but you still don't want to do it.

1025
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 5: I mean I thought I gave you a little taste

1026
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 5: right there. Come to my court, et cetera.

1027
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: Okay, So the usage of court there makes me think

1028
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: there's some sort of basketball No, no, it's not.

1029
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 5: Or maybe maybe I didn't even get it. I mean,

1030
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 5: you guys call me a puppy all the time. Maybe

1031
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 5: there was a lot of basketball reference.

1032
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 3: I didn't even get.

1033
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: M yeah, there may have been. Yeah, like, was there

1034
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: anything about being caught up in like a net of intrigue?

1035
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was. That was the first line that.

1036
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: Might so that might have been also a basketball basketball

1037
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 2: was getting caught up in the net.

1038
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, my meat is foul. I'd say, I'll have you

1039
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: drawn in fourth quarters.

1040
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 3: I can't believe I didn't get on.

1041
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It sounds pretty funny. Have you

1042
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: guys seen that lebron is working at the Blue's Frozen

1043
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: Banana stand? Oh that's fun. Yeah, up at Clusterfest, right, yeah,

1044
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: Cluster Cluster.

1045
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 5: We loved to do Clusterfest.

1046
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: Bye, I'm a horny girl. Wolf. This has been an

1047
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman, Colin Anderson, and

1048
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: Chris Bannon. For more information and content, visit earwolf dot com.

1049
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: Oh