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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, brand new

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Speaker 1: full show for you. Yeah, thanks for being here. We

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Speaker 1: got a whole hour ahead, we got the brand new

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Speaker 1: Loser line in there, a new phone tap that I

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Speaker 1: hope you'll think is really funny. I mean that's always

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Speaker 1: the point of them. Yeah yeah, yeah, And a wild

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Speaker 1: second date. Like you know, we say that a lot

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Speaker 1: because there's a lot of wild things that people do, but.

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Speaker 2: This one, yeah, you can't tell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, that's absolutely true.

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Speaker 3: I got another one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do, we do. I like this one, so

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Speaker 1: stay tuned for that. But right now, comments, what do

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ben Ya, ben yead.

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Speaker 5: At the end of a fun night out last weekend,

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Speaker 5: but I comforted myself with the thought that there's a

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Speaker 5: fifty to fifty chance Alexis would do the same thing

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Speaker 5: if I have done.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like that's a really good text to

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Speaker 1: lead into the new second date today. Yeah, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: another option for you. You're gonna hear it right now.

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Speaker 2: Traffic accident is making news, and for once, it does

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Speaker 2: not involve our own Alexis full it's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. No, this one happened in China actually,

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Speaker 2: when a young man driving an electric scooter at night

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Speaker 1: Ooh ouch, dude, be careful on those things where helmets please.

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Speaker 2: Normally that wouldn't be enough to make global headlines, except

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Speaker 2: in this case. After the impact, the guy's head somehow

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Speaker 2: became stuck inside the traffic lights. Yes, his head went

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's laying down on the ground and

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like if imagine the Jack in the Box guy,

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Speaker 1: It is a sweet Halloween costume.

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Speaker 7: You're right, jose Now, keeping on it when like you

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Speaker 7: want people like me that are annoying to stop talking,

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Speaker 1: It's a different game of red light, you're light.

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Speaker 2: So firefighters were called to free him from his unusual cage,

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Speaker 2: and turned out to be a lot easier said than done.

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Speaker 2: Oh took about forty minutes, with first responders cutting away

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Speaker 1: He's like, why couldn't have been a flat stop sign.

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Speaker 2: He turned out to be okay, and they took him

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Speaker 2: to a local hospital, made a full recovery, But I

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Speaker 2: don't know if he'll ever fully recover from the onslaught

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Speaker 2: of jokes that people were making about him online.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I already got a few out myself.

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Speaker 2: Someone described it as a quote head on collision with

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Speaker 2: only light damage. Get ready, it's gonna be funny another road.

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Speaker 2: Emergency services are pulling out all the stops.

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Speaker 1: The most select to stop laughing so hard better It.

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Speaker 2: Goes on like that for over a thousand pages.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yea, and those are just the ones in English.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine how funny they are in Mandarin?

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Speaker 3: This is an open.

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Speaker 2: Mic getting absolutely roasted. So that's a little bit of

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Speaker 2: good news to start our day. Let's go over and

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Speaker 2: move to the shock dollar question of the day with

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Speaker 2: good transition, that's what. Yeah, let's just go to digital.

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Speaker 1: Jake all green lights over there.

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Speaker 8: On this day. In twenty eighteen, Kanye West decided that

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Speaker 3: Changed it to Ya.

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Speaker 8: That's right, Yeah, yay, the sound children make when they

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Speaker 8: think Kanye West was his original given name at birth?

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Speaker 8: Yes it was. It was Kanye Omari West.

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Speaker 8: Course, yeah, isn't alone. Tons of other celebrities have done it,

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Speaker 8: during a special Say my Name, Say My Game edition

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Speaker 8: of plenty of twenty. Okay, you could shout out at

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you the name, the given birth name of

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Speaker 8: with the woman who sometimes uses her stage name Baby Gaga.

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Speaker 8: Alexis nine, number nine. Alexis. Your celebrity performer was Prince

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Speaker 8: Rogers Nelson. Tell me this person's stage name.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I have nothing besides Prince.

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Speaker 3: He seems too easy.

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Speaker 2: It's Ryan Gosling. He was Prince Gosling at birth and

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Speaker 8: It is Prince or the artist formerly known as Prince,

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Speaker 8: also an unpronounceable symbol at one point in the nineties, was.

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Speaker 2: Born with the name Prince.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Prince was destined to be Prince. Iconic.

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Speaker 8: Brook were over to you need a number five, number five, Brook,

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Speaker 8: Your famous person has worked as a talk show host,

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Speaker 8: among other things. Their real name is Karen Johnson. What's

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Speaker 1: Man, Karen Johnson. I don't know this one.

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Speaker 1: He give me Wendy Williams.

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Speaker 8: Brook says Wendy Williams. I'm sorry, Brook, it was a

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Speaker 8: w it was whoopee. Goldberg chose a stage name a

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Speaker 8: little more spark than Karen Johnson. Yeah, Doc Jose, five

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Speaker 8: Your celeb's real name is Mark Sinclair? Tell me their

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Speaker 3: Do I know that name? This has been a big

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Speaker 3: Brook question before Mark Sinclair.

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Speaker 1: You think it's Marky Mark and a funky bunch. Mark Wahlberg.

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Speaker 3: Walberg's are a family, right Y. That's not the fake part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard that the names are so boring.

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Speaker 4: There's no hint.

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Speaker 8: I can tell you his stage name is way cooler

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Speaker 2: His name's Mark because it's right next to em.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I thought when he said cooler.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I think I am gonna stick with Mark Wahlberg.

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Speaker 8: Mark Wahlberg incorrect. Mark Sinclair took on a tougher, flashier

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Speaker 8: stage name. We know him as Vin Diesel.

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Speaker 1: Whoa oh really Sinclair.

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Speaker 8: He kind of looks like a Mark Sinclair if you

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Speaker 8: really think about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I am rude.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, were over to you. Five, nine and twelve are

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Speaker 8: off the board. Nineteen oh nineteen, Jeffrey, your artist and

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Speaker 8: celebrity's original name is Aubrey Graham. This person's stage name.

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Speaker 3: That's the easiest one of all.

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Speaker 8: I didn't specify.

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Speaker 1: Jose's reaction, I'm guessing he's a comedian.

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Speaker 8: Oh guess, bad hit Perjose that you guys would know

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen to frequently Aubrey Graham.

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Speaker 4: Jeff definitely wasn't listening to the last minute.

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Speaker 2: Because Jose really likes Napoleon Dynamite and he has the

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Speaker 2: is Tina Majorino Tao.

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Speaker 8: Incorrect, Jeffrey, I'm sorry it was not so. The third

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Speaker 8: lead of Napoleon Dynamite, Abbrey Graham's stage name is Drake. Yes,

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Speaker 8: he dropped his first name, went by his middle which.

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Speaker 10: It's just the irony, like he's such an Aubrey he is.

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Speaker 8: Because of that, Baby Gaga has one day's edition of

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Speaker 2: All right, so Alexis you get the truths? Who get shocked?

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Speaker 2: They're going to be singing Umbrella by Robin Fenty. Who's

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Speaker 4: Name on the show. I guess you go about young Jeffrey.

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Speaker 11: So you have to get shock.

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Speaker 2: I let my inner stage name shine when the sun

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Speaker 2: shine we shine together. I told you I'll be here forever,

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Speaker 1: Be a friend.

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Speaker 2: Ready, that's your chocolic question of the day. We got

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Speaker 2: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Can we just take a moment to appreciate how flawlessly

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Speaker 2: America is running these days, right, jeff It's just been

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Speaker 2: smooth sailing, no drama, total unity eight years. It feels

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Speaker 2: like it. It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Your sarcasm is hurting my brain right now, what you're

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Speaker 2: But if there was one thing that could unite us even.

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Speaker 1: More, Oh, how can we be more together that we.

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Speaker 2: All could totally agree on. It's sexy, oiled up men

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Speaker 2: slow motion. Right, And it is happening because Fox just

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Speaker 2: announced they are rebooting the show Baywatch.

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Speaker 1: I mean they rebooted it with the Zach Effron movie.

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Speaker 2: But the show it's kind of like Love Island, just

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Speaker 2: tangled relationships, complicated chemistry, and beachside heroics that define the original,

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Speaker 1: I hope there's some latchkey kids out there that get

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Speaker 3: It just sucks and it's like new Age. So they're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, personally, I'd rather see them bring back

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Speaker 2: eighty year old Hasselhoff with his gray chest tear out.

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Speaker 1: That just feels good, and Pamela Anderson's like, I'm so

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Speaker 3: That's my oxygen.

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Speaker 2: That could be a good show. But anyway, the new

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Speaker 2: They're collecting them all. They are adding more than five

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Speaker 2: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and it's kind of

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Speaker 1: What's going on the leg?

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Speaker 2: They past, they came back with an important message meant

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Speaker 9: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: I'm only called it that from now, so.

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Speaker 13: Hi, this is for Friday.

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Speaker 14: I just thought i'd call because I mean, I know

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Speaker 14: In fact, some of the most beautiful women in history

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Speaker 15: Her brows were pretty big.

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Speaker 2: But dude, why do you think she's my screensaver?

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Speaker 14: All right, I do have more compliments, but I'll probably

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Speaker 1: It's always a compliment to look like Martha Washington.

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Speaker 2: we could do on the show Colonial First Ladies, Hot

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Speaker 3: And down.

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Speaker 2: Harder to do the wave when they're sitting in your

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Speaker 2: lap here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. All I know is I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be at the North Entrance myself into a free football game.

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Speaker 2: Let sneak into one of those fountain coolers.

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Speaker 3: It is expensive, so free is the option.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it feels kind of like a downgrade from

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Speaker 1: what Taylor Swift does to sneak into her, but I'll

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Speaker 1: take it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we are in the middle of another gold Star

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Speaker 2: edition of The Loser Line. And remember we're on YouTube,

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Speaker 2: We're on TikTok, install all the podcast platforms. You can

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Speaker 2: find us at. Brooke and Jeffrey. Go there and something

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Speaker 2: will happen to you emotionally. Yeah, it could be raucous laughter,

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Speaker 2: utter horror. The only way to find out is to

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Speaker 2: go and look yourself.

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Speaker 1: No options in between.

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Speaker 2: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 16: Next message is this book and Jeffrey Radio hotline. I've

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Speaker 16: check calling the other numbers listen on your station website,

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Speaker 16: but I'm I'm not getting through to anyone. So anyway,

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Speaker 16: this message is for Brook from the Morning.

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Speaker 17: Show because apparently you dated my husband a long time ago,

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Speaker 17: like before you got married, I guess, and he he

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Speaker 17: still talks about you like a lot.

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Speaker 16: Like he even puts your voice on in the call

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Speaker 16: when we're driving together, and he'll be like.

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Speaker 15: Oh, see, this is the crazy girl I dated with

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Speaker 15: the news piercing.

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Speaker 13: So I wanted you.

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Speaker 16: To know that you definitely left an impression on him.

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Speaker 16: And sorry to hear about everything going on in your

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Speaker 16: marriage recently, but I hope it gets better for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh we're also sorry to hear about that.

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Speaker 1: Dude. My marriage is in great shape right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what everybody says when their marriage is going

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Speaker 2: so well. My marriage is perfect. I don't know about you.

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Speaker 3: If you're watching the video of this on YouTube, she

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Speaker 3: took her nose ring out this video.

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Speaker 1: I did have a nose dream for like, oh god,

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Speaker 1: eighteen years.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a long time.

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Speaker 4: Look are we going? He called you a crazy girl.

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Speaker 1: This is an ex They always call you that.

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Speaker 2: Hey, the.

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Speaker 12: Tour guide from the Grand Damn I don't need a

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Speaker 12: lot of cute women on the damn tours, especially ones

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Speaker 12: that give me their numbers. You know, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 12: It's like a damn miracle. And if you want to

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Speaker 12: come by again, I could give you another damn tour

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Speaker 12: like a private one, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 12: Oh and actually I don't know if you already went,

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Speaker 12: but they do have a damn restaurant. It's right next

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Speaker 12: to the damn gift shop. And actually they give me

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Speaker 12: a damn discount. If you want, we can do that

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Speaker 12: twenty anyway. You know, I feel like I'm rambling on

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Speaker 12: and on about damns.

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Speaker 15: I just feel awesome talking to you into if you

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Speaker 15: want to come by again, the Damn's always going to

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Speaker 15: be here for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was doing it on purpose. I

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Speaker 2: just think that's how they talk. They're like, after the

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Speaker 2: damn tour, I use the damn restroom. I got a

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Speaker 2: damn rash from a damn Toilet's see.

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Speaker 1: Do I really have to go to my damn job tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Is damn traffic.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooks damn ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Always remember no end.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, remember.

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Speaker 2: You can hear your favorite loser lines of the week

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Speaker 2: whenever you subscribe to the brook and Jeffrey YouTube. We

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Speaker 2: post them there along with our second date. Updates are

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Speaker 2: awkward Tuesdays, and yes, our damn phone taps. In fact,

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Speaker 2: brand new one coming up right after.

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Speaker 9: This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband,

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Speaker 2: who's a long time Chicago Bears fan. Okay, in fact,

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Speaker 2: he's been a season ticket holder for the past eleven years,

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Speaker 2: has attended almost every home game in that span. So yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 2: Jake knows he's been through some rough times, but it's

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Speaker 2: about to get even rougher because Team Customer Relations is

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Speaker 2: about to tell him about the new policy change at

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Speaker 2: the stadium, one that he might find very surprising. In

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Speaker 2: your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, am I speaking

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Speaker 2: with mister Marlin?

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Speaker 17: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, who is this?

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Speaker 2: Hi, sir? Thank you? I work for the Chicago Bears.

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Speaker 2: I'm vice president of crowd Customer Relations over at Soldier Field.

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Speaker 13: Really well, yes, sir, what's going on? What's happening?

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I just wanted to reach out

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Speaker 2: and thank you for being a season ticket holder for

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Speaker 2: the last eleven years. Yeah, yeah, you know, that's quite

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Speaker 2: a run. That's why we're calling all of our longtime

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Speaker 2: fans just to let them know we're going to be

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Speaker 2: moving towards a more quiet stadium experience going forward.

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Speaker 13: Quiet quiet? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 6: Man? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: It's part of a new policy where the Bears are

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Speaker 2: testing out a more family friendly fan experience.

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Speaker 13: How does that work?

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Speaker 2: Well, you can still root for the team, just silently,

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Speaker 2: you know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially

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Speaker 2: the visiting team.

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Speaker 13: Now you gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: Well, sir, sir, Now this isn't a joke. I'm serious.

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Speaker 2: Your section section four to forty five has been designated

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Speaker 2: as a note sir? Can you please stop laughing? Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: you really do sound like a Bears fan. I'll give

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Speaker 2: you that.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bears?

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Speaker 2: I do, sir, and I'm trying to let you know

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Speaker 2: that your section section four to forty five has been

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Speaker 2: designated as a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 13: Okay, you know I needed this, man.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, I know it's been a rough go for

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Speaker 2: us over the years, so I know you needed a laugh.

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Speaker 2: But I'm being very serious with you.

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Speaker 13: Oh oh man, you gonna give me a heart attack.

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Speaker 15: Man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you got your laughs out, and you understand that

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Speaker 2: we are changing your section to a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 13: Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I

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Speaker 13: want to experience that. Can I drink can I bring

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Speaker 13: a couple of beers in there?

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Speaker 2: You can drink. But here's what you need to know

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Speaker 2: going forward. You are allowed to clap politely. So what

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Speaker 2: you're doing right now, sir, it would not fly. This

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Speaker 2: is too loud. It would violate the no noise policy

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Speaker 2: we're installing.

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Speaker 8: Oh man, you.

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Speaker 13: Know that's why I would be drinking talking.

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Speaker 2: Calms down, man, Okay, Well that's probably highly recommended for you. Okay.

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Speaker 2: In addition to the light clapping, you are allowed to

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Speaker 2: whisper chance.

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Speaker 13: Give you an example.

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Speaker 2: If we're on defense, you could chant defense.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, that's hey, look that sounds creepy, man.

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Speaker 2: Well it's an option for you, and it'll sound a

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Speaker 2: lot better when the entire section is doing it. But

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Speaker 2: yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate

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Speaker 2: removal and we would have to revoke your tickets as well.

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Speaker 13: Hey, do your bosses know that you're on the phone

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Speaker 13: talking like this fan?

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Speaker 2: They're the ones who came up with this policy. So

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Speaker 2: my job is to relay it to the fan base.

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Speaker 13: This is a ridiculous fan what part exactly? Oh? But hey,

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Speaker 13: I give it to you man, It's funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm not really sure what's funny here, Sir. You're being

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Speaker 2: told that your section is being redesignated as a no

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Speaker 2: cheering zone.

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Speaker 13: So if I cheer, am I going to go to jail?

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Speaker 2: All right, sir? Are you mocking me right now?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 13: Oh man, you wasted my time, buddy, I gotta go

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Speaker 13: to work.

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Speaker 16: Man.

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Speaker 13: So like I accept the no cheering thing and all

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Speaker 13: of that, you got anything else on me?

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Speaker 2: Actually, it's one more note. Well, when the Lions come

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Speaker 2: into town, you are going to have to cheer for them.

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Speaker 13: Now you're talking crazy.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean you can understand that they don't have

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Speaker 2: enough fans. They don't have enough fans to cheer for

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Speaker 2: their team. We need we need to give them a

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Speaker 2: little bit of support.

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Speaker 13: I've been nice. I listened to all this garbage money.

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Speaker 2: Well, you kind of laughed through it. It wasn't very nice.

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Speaker 13: Okay, the joke's over now, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Not according to your wife, Kathy. She wants the joke

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Speaker 2: to keep going.

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Speaker 13: Kathy, what oh buddy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe you're catching on that You're right. I

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Speaker 2: don't work for the Bears. I'm actually from a radio

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Speaker 2: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, we're

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Speaker 2: doing a prank on you.

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Speaker 8: You know what?

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Speaker 13: You know what?

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Speaker 15: You made me?

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Speaker 2: Well, you should thank your wife Kathy for it, because

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Speaker 2: she said that you're a huge Bears fan, so she

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Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 13: I know it's kind of creepy, yeah, but I had

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Speaker 13: a long day. Oh man, it was nothing like having

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Speaker 13: a nice long laugh.

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Speaker 2: Dan, can I get a whisper chant for defense before

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Speaker 2: we go?

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Speaker 6: Fa?

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Speaker 2: That's super creepy.

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Speaker 9: Week up every morning was fun Tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna reject an incoming kiss, there's some creative

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Speaker 2: ways you can do it. One is to bring your

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Speaker 2: horse to your date, point out and say sorry he

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00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: gets jealous. They can't get mad at you for protecting

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Speaker 2: your horses feelings. But today one of our listeners got

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Speaker 2: turned down in one of the funniest ways we've heard

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Speaker 2: in a very long time. Wow, And I guarantee you

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Speaker 2: if Lexus was any taller, she would try this too.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it a brand new way to reject

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Speaker 2: a kiss in your second date Update, Next second date Update.

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Speaker 2: Every great romantic story usually starts with some kind of awkward,

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Speaker 2: funny meat cute. Yeah, she accidentally trips on her yoga

650
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Speaker 2: matt and falls right underneath his downward dog he or

651
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Speaker 2: she accidentally sneezed into her flaming shot of everclear and

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Speaker 2: caught his pants on fire. And one of our listeners

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Speaker 2: apparently met someone in a funny, awkward kind of way.

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Speaker 2: His name is Nick, and I can't wait to hear

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Speaker 2: his story.

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Speaker 1: So Nick can't wait to hear who was injured during

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Speaker 1: this meet kill?

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Speaker 2: Nick, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 18: Hey, thank you so much for taking my call.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I've been a full body cast. It is

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Speaker 1: so adorable.

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Speaker 8: Think you.

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Speaker 2: Learn about that, you are going to be kind of

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Speaker 2: like our Ryan Gosling for this, but even more charming.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure. So tell us the name of the woman

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Speaker 2: that you met and how you two came to.

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Speaker 18: Be the woman. Her name is Sydney, and we met

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Speaker 18: on a pickle bowl court.

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Speaker 1: Actually, okay, I went by a pickle ball court the

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Speaker 1: other night and it was packed, Like I like, you

671
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: just rotate and.

672
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 4: Play with the older people.

673
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, so were you at Brooks Senior Citizen

674
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: Pickleball Tournament? Has that where you met him.

675
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 15: No, I was doing league night with my friends.

676
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: Okay, and how did you meet what was your name again?

677
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sydney, Sydney Okay.

678
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 18: We we were playing mixed doubles and while we were playing,

679
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 18: there's a rally and I hit the ball and struck

680
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 18: her right in the chest tennis ball.

681
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: That did you celebrate because you got the point? Yeah?

682
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 2: Mocker little bit better say.

683
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 18: No, no no. And so after the game, we usually

684
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 18: go out and have a drink, and so we invited them,

685
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 18: and I pick up the first round because I felt

686
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 18: bad about hitting this woman I've never met before.

687
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: But you're playing mixed doubles. So she's with a guy, right, Well.

688
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 18: She was with the guy, but it was not so

689
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 18: much she was seeing okay, yeah.

690
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I assume always that they're together.

691
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 9: Yeah.

692
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: That should be actually a rule in pick a ball

693
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: that if you have a partner you have to kiss. Yeah,

694
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 2: but we'll work on the pick the ball rules later.

695
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: So you took Sydney, and it sounds like a bunch

696
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 2: of people went out to get drinks afterwards, and.

697
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think there was like six of us.

698
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 18: But Sydney and I talked for a while and realized

699
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 18: that we have more in common than just pick a ball.

700
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 18: It was really nice actually, because I wasn't going there

701
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 18: to meet anyone.

702
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: At what point of the night did it dawn? And

703
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, this could be something.

704
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 18: I feel like the fact that she never went away

705
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 18: to talk to somebody else. I was like, Oh, she's

706
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 18: staying here talking to me.

707
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.

708
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 2: Are you saying is this the date that you were

709
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: on with her? Or was there another meet up after that?

710
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 15: Oh?

711
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 18: I'm sorry, I'm being slow here. This leads to another date.

712
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: This is me okay, so we better get to another date.

713
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: We only have so much time in the segment.

714
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: Tell us about that.

715
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 18: So I was like, I'm going to the farmer's market's

716
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 18: farm morning.

717
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 15: Do you want to come?

718
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: My god, dude, hold on, farmer hold on.

719
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 3: I got to stop you as a guy. Were you

720
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: really going to the farmer's market or did you know?

721
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: This is perfect?

722
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 9: Well?

723
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 15: I do you know that there is a farmer's market?

724
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 3: It was a move, But it's cute. That's a great idea.

725
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: It's a cute date.

726
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 18: Okay, So we went to this huge farmer's market. I've

727
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 18: actually never been before this, okay, And we walked all

728
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 18: around and it was really fun. And then after that

729
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 18: we walked to a park and walked all around this

730
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 18: huge park also, and we were together for like three hours.

731
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 9: Oh my good.

732
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: Getting your steps in yeah, and stuff like.

733
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 2: You said, getting your steps in in a sexy way.

734
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, three hours of straight walking is a lot.

735
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 2: Is you felt like you were connecting obviously?

736
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 13: Yeah?

737
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 18: And then I walked her back to her car and

738
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 18: I was feeling the vibe and I leaned in for

739
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 18: a kiss and she did this like old timey comedian

740
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 18: thing where she like went straight down like it was

741
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 18: an elevator.

742
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 3: Down like physically she literally ducked.

743
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: Yeah dum, Was that a joke?

744
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 15: No, I don't think.

745
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 13: So.

746
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 18: I ended up kissing like the top of her hair.

747
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: How did you recover from that? What did you say?

748
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 15: I was just like, huh, all right, I'll see.

749
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't push the button to get the elevator

750
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 2: back up to the top floor where you're come or

751
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 2: just push her down to the ground. It's so awkward. Yeah,

752
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: I feel that.

753
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 18: And so then you know I haven't She hasn't texted

754
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 18: me back since then, So how.

755
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 2: Long ago was the farmers Market meet up.

756
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 18: It was about a week ago.

757
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: Do you think it's just the ending the kiss that.

758
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 16: I feel like?

759
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 18: I feel like I did something, something happened, but since

760
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 18: I don't know what it is, it's kind of driving

761
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 18: me crazy.

762
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well, why would you.

763
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: Stick around that long? Like if she wasn't feeling it?

764
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't get me wrong. Some people it's

765
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 3: like to kiss right away, especially kiss.

766
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: I mean your broad daylight broad daylight kissing is different

767
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: than end of the night type.

768
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 6: Yeah.

769
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 18: Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing, but I just didn't know it

770
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 18: wasn't that.

771
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: And if it is that, I think that's something you

772
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: can come back from.

773
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 18: I would think that, but since she didn't respond, I thought,

774
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 18: yeah something.

775
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 2: All right, Well we're gonna come back. We're gonna try

776
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: and call Sidney and get some answers for you and

777
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 2: reunite you with your pickleball queen.

778
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 3: Oh pickleball.

779
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: It's really really important that you say that. We'll do

780
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 2: it with your second date update right after this hold

781
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: on second date update. It sucks getting rejected for a

782
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: kiss the normal way, but it sucks even worse when

783
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 2: you lean in and they bust out a comedic elevator

784
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 2: going down, move so that your lips meet the top

785
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: of her hairline.

786
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 8: Play time.

787
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 3: She like pushed the button first.

788
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean it sounds like a joke, but

789
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 2: that's actually how Nick's date ended with a woman that

790
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: Brooke remembers her name.

791
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 1: Sydney, Sydney.

792
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 2: That's right.

793
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: Jeff was just checking because he forgot.

794
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot to Yeah.

795
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: Well now we remember it's Sydney and they spent three

796
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 2: hours together, So a really strange way to end the date.

797
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: Now that she might have.

798
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: Just not been ready for the kiss, like, that's no

799
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: bad on.

800
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: Her, sure, but now that a full week has passed,

801
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: it's pretty clear to Nick something is up. Yeah, and

802
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: he just wants to know exactly what that might be

803
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: before we call her. Brook has generously offered to give

804
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: you a good luck kiss on the cheek, though, So, Nick,

805
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: how much tongue do you want with it?

806
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: I always use tongue on cheek kisses.

807
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: We didn't give you a choice there, you just got it.

808
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 2: So now that we have luck on our side, let's

809
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 2: dial Sydney. We'll see if she picks up the phone

810
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: and hopefully has some answers. For us. But here we go.

811
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 13: Thank you so much.

812
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: You guys to do. Don't thank us until you hear

813
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 2: what happens.

814
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: Kiss. I don't know what you're talking about.

815
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 2: Well I'll kiss you when we're done, no matter what.

816
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: So here we go.

817
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 6: Hello.

818
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Sydney? Ah yeah, Sidney, thank you so

819
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 2: much for answering. This is a radio show. We're called

820
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, SAT.

821
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 8: Morning.

822
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 15: Hi Radio.

823
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: Yes, and you're talking to the star of the show,

824
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dubo.

825
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally.

826
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: You can google it.

827
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: Your name pops up every once in a while if

828
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: you go down really.

829
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 2: Funny Pit two hundred. I'm on there anyway, exactly.

830
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 9: Yeah.

831
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're doing a segment from our show. It's called

832
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're familiar with something called the

833
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 2: second Date update.

834
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: Uh not really now, okay, that one will pop up

835
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: on Google, unlike Jeff's name.

836
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 15: Okay, about a date.

837
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about a date that you went on recently

838
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 2: with one of our listeners named Nick.

839
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, ah yeah.

840
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, And apparently you're not calling Nick back like a

841
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: week later. So he's reached out to us to try

842
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 2: and help him figure out why.

843
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Right, sounds like you two had a lot in common.

844
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: You met at pickleball, he talked forever. It sounds like

845
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: when you did the farmer's market.

846
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked for a while, which must mean you

847
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: had some sort of connection going on.

848
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 6: Maybe more like I couldn't quite find a way to

849
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 6: get myself out of there any Oh really?

850
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, at what point did you want to leave?

851
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 15: I mean, like an hour in, I was kind of

852
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 15: ready to go.

853
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 2: That's interesting because we definitely did not get that vibe

854
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: from Nick. His read was that it got better and

855
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: better and better.

856
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: I want to know why you wanted to leave.

857
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean like conversation and stuff like, he seems

858
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 6: like a nice guy, but there was just some stuff

859
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 6: that was it just wasn't my vibe.

860
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, something you guys didn't match on.

861
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: I mean, could you be a little bit more specific

862
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: about what stuff you weren't vibing with you?

863
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 9: No?

864
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 13: What?

865
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 15: Okay?

866
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 6: So he wanted to go to the farmer's market, right,

867
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 6: But as soon as we got to the farmer's market,

868
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 6: he took his shoes off and then asked, like one

869
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 6: of the people.

870
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 15: At like a stall to like watch them for him, which.

871
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: He left his shoes at one of the booths.

872
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then like proceeded to walk the whole farmer's

873
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 6: market without shoes on, which, like.

874
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 3: Was it all on grass?

875
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 12: No?

876
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 19: Not on grass?

877
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 2: He went barefoot over a pavement in a farmer's market.

878
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 15: Yeah, we were downtown and like the city farmer's market.

879
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: Who one of the walk took so long.

880
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: You can't move very fast.

881
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't blame you. I mean you're just

882
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: fast forwarding in the relationship. You're like, dude, I do

883
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: not want those feet in my bed.

884
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 4: No, That's what I was thinking too.

885
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: Why did he do that?

886
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 13: Though?

887
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: That's really interesting?

888
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 6: He just kept being like, oh, it's I can really

889
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 6: steel the earth right now.

890
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 15: Like I'm like, bro, you're walking on cements.

891
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 3: People that are like that, but I guess the people.

892
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 4: Shemate that refuse to wear running shoes.

893
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: It was a problem. Why that's usually like a hippie vibe,

894
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: you know. And he didn't seem very crunchy to me,

895
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

896
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 2: So that feeling of ick about his bare feet carried

897
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: over for the next three hours.

898
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it like got worse too. I was like,

899
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 6: really doing my best to just kind of like pretend

900
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 6: like he wasn't doing that.

901
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 15: And then he's like, Okay, you want to go to

902
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 15: the park.

903
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,240
Speaker 2: At least there's grass in a park.

904
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hoping he picks up his shoes at some

905
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: point there's some poor booth that still has his shoes.

906
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 15: No, he grabbed his shoes and he's like walking around

907
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 15: with them in his hand.

908
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 3: It's like it's like girls in Vegas.

909
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 2: So you got to the park and now he's holding

910
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: his shoes, and what happened there?

911
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 15: Do we sit down the bench?

912
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 6: I'm already like really fighting the whole ick thing, but

913
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 6: I'm just like.

914
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 15: Trying to power through.

915
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 6: And then all the some he just gets up walks

916
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 6: over to this tree not far away from me at all,

917
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 6: like within eyesight.

918
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 15: Just go to the bathroom behind the tree.

919
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 3: What I don't even want to ask him.

920
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: Public urination on a date, Yeah, in a public park.

921
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. I get like guys do

922
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 6: that sometimes, but like on a date.

923
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, public parks should have public bathrooms.

924
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he probably did want to go into a

925
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: bathroom barefoot that one standards.

926
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's the bare feet combined with the going

927
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: to the bathroom in the park that gave you all

928
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: of the X.

929
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly. He's just a little too one with nature

930
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 15: for me.

931
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: I think, well, I can't speak to him being one

932
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: with nature, but I do know he is one with

933
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: this telephone call right now, because he's on the other

934
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: line listening and wanted to talk to you off though.

935
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 2: Who knows what's on? Nick?

936
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 13: Are you there? Yeah, I'm here.

937
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound a little embarrassed.

938
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 15: I mean it's good to know.

939
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 2: Okay, this before Yeah, maybe you need to address to

940
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 2: her what was going on with your attired decisions.

941
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: I think she's in shock that he's on the phone

942
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: anything from Sydney Sidney?

943
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: Are you okay?

944
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 15: I don't know. This is just awkward, Nick.

945
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: Why don't you talk to her? And I mean, you

946
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 2: have a lot of explaining to do.

947
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 18: Dude, I didn't know bothered you. Honestly, I I really

948
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 18: really do not like wearing shoes when I'm outside.

949
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: And in the city on the street.

950
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 18: Yeah, and you know I do wash my feet before

951
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 18: I climb to bed.

952
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 6: Just well, you would have had to wash them quite

953
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 6: a lot that day because they were black when we

954
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 6: got to the park. That is, I mean I'm not.

955
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 18: I'm not denying that that is true.

956
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 2: We're focusing a lot on the shoes. What about the

957
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 2: other big red flag during the date where you went

958
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 2: to the bathroom in the park. Yeah, well, I feel like,

959
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: are you with nature? Is that you like connecting with nature?

960
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 18: Again, I'm not connecting with nature. No, but I do

961
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 18: believe that trees has been around longer than plumbing.

962
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 2: But that's not following the logic.

963
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: Actually, he was off, you're on a first date. You

964
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: don't want to pee in front of anybody on the

965
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: first date.

966
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 18: Yes, I understand, But in my defense, the tree was

967
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 18: blocking me from sight.

968
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so it wasn't in front of her director. He's

969
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: kind of.

970
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: Behind Oh, Sydney, you didn't see it, so it's fine.

971
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 15: I didn't have to see it. I heard it.

972
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: Well, if you can hear it, that must mean it's

973
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 2: pretty healthy.

974
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 18: Yeah.

975
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 3: I got a strong stream thrust.

976
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's really a selling point, but

977
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: that's what we're going with.

978
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, we were walking through a long time and I

979
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 15: had to go.

980
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: I man, there's like there's public restrooms for that.

981
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 2: So, like you said, he couldn't go win because he

982
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: didn't have a shoes Brooks. This was an emergency.

983
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: Out of all the people defending being shoeless in public,

984
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it.

985
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 4: To be here.

986
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: Somebody's got to stand up for mother nature, and shockingly

987
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 2: it's me. Okay, me and Nick. And I'm also gonna

988
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 2: stand up for love today because I'd like to offer

989
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 2: a second date for you, Sydney, if you'll agree to

990
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 2: meet up with him one more time, we would pay

991
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: for it, and he might even agree to wear shoes

992
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: on the next one.

993
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 15: He's gone shoes on.

994
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that. His boundary is a date

995
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: with you.

996
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

997
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 15: I don't know about that. I just feel like we're

998
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 15: different people.

999
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: That's not always bad, though, you know.

1000
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 18: I actually feel pretty okay about all of this.

1001
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know what, Sidney, We appreciate you answering

1002
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: the phone and just being fully honest with us about

1003
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: what really happened.

1004
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, I'm sorry it didn't work.

1005
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: Out, just the way it is.

1006
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 9: Man.

1007
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 4: They never complimented her on her way of dodging a kiss.

1008
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah so you.

1009
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 15: He told you about that?

1010
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1011
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 15: I did pretty good, right, like reflexes Yeah, yeah, a.

1012
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 11: Little too good.

1013
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we don't want to leave you empty handed or

1014
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: empty four headed nicks. So before you leave, there you go.

1015
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: I think he just stopped, as.

1016
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: Did you duck? Damn it, Jeffrey in the morning. You know, normally,

1017
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 2: if shoes are coming off on a first date, that's

1018
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: a pretty good sign that things are moving in the

1019
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: right direction.

1020
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't leave his socks on during the act.

1021
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, in this case, it was not a good sign.

1022
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 2: It was a weird sign.

1023
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1024
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that of him.

1025
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 2: Honestly, No, we didn't see that coming Alexis, which was

1026
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: worse for you walking around barefoot or the urinating in

1027
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 2: public barefoot? Why public?

1028
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 4: I'm jealous.

1029
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 19: Guys can kind of do that anyway.

1030
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: But I feel like if he's on a hill and

1031
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: he's barefoot downhill.

1032
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 7: I I had did not go back you out.

1033
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook needs to do a wilderness survival show and

1034
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 2: this needs to be episode number one.

1035
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: Gravity is not your friend when peen in the woods.

1036
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay, let's but make sure to add all of those

1037
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: to your first date checklists. Show up on time, tip

1038
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: your waiters, keep your shoes on, don't pee on trees,

1039
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: and make sure you're not peeing on a slope. If

1040
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 2: you're going to be barefoot valid. Now there you go.

1041
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: So much you can learn by listening to our second

1042
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: date updates, so you can find them online wherever you

1043
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 2: get your podcasts. They're at Brook and.

1044
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 9: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1045
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: When you think of the hottest celebrity siblings.

1046
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: In Hollywood, siblings, okay.

1047
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: I think of the Hemsworth brothers, Yeah, or the sisters,

1048
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: the Baldwin Bros. Alex Stevie, Billy and Danny come on, yeah, Daniel.

1049
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 8: And you'll be.

1050
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 2: Okay. And he never gets the credit he deserves. No,

1051
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: that was That was Stephen. But over the weekend, another

1052
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: famous family group was in town to perform, and people

1053
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: all over the city showed up wearing their faces on

1054
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: T shirts and chanting their names. That's why we sent

1055
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 2: Jose and Alexis into the madness to ask what you're

1056
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: doing at the Jonas Brothers concert. We're gonna play the

1057
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: audio coming up right after this. Ever since the Partridge

1058
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: family did it back in the seventies, everybody has wanted

1059
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 2: to get their siblings together to form a family band.

1060
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: That's how we got the Jackson five, the Brady Bunch and.

1061
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 1: The chip Monks.

1062
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: Even the Kardashians tried releasing an album called Kim King

1063
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: and the Monotonespy you guys, we're gonna join in with me.

1064
00:51:54,160 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 2: But in the last couple decades, there's three brothers who've

1065
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 2: risen above the rest to conquer the music world. I'm

1066
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: talking about the Jonas Brothers. Oh, that's right, Nick, Joe

1067
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:22,959
Speaker 2: and uh the other one, Milton, Kyle, Kevin, Nikki, Joey

1068
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 2: and k Dog all came in to town and they

1069
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 2: had the fans going wild, old and young alike, which

1070
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: is why we sent Jose and Alexis down to the

1071
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 2: party to find out what you're doing at the Jonas

1072
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 2: Brothers concert. What you're doing at the Jonas Brothers concert?

1073
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 11: Here to see my boy Nick Jonas.

1074
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 2: Okay, only Nick?

1075
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: Only Nick?

1076
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 2: And how are you gonna show Nick that you're only

1077
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 2: here for him when there's three brothers on stage?

1078
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 11: Well, you got to sit on the left side because

1079
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 11: he's always on the left, so when the spotlight hits you. Oh,

1080
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 11: he'll make eye contact with this.

1081
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh you know where he is on stage normally.

1082
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I've thought about this since I was sixteen.

1083
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: Oh and how old are you now? If you don't

1084
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: mind me asking. Okay, well, if you've been thinking about

1085
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: this since you were a kid, you've probably got some

1086
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 2: like Nick Jonas fantasy about meeting him someday. Oh yeah,

1087
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 2: tell me what it is you and Nick?

1088
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 11: Right, Yep, we're in Germany in a castle. Why I'm German.

1089
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 11: I can't speak it, but I do have German inside

1090
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 11: me and that sounds bad.

1091
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: Ye, well, you said it, not me, Sister, was definitely

1092
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: thinking that.

1093
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 3: I wanted to say, Oh my god, I'm just gonna

1094
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 3: keep that in.

1095
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: Oh what a weird fantasy German castle. Do you think

1096
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: they're eating schnitzel next together? That what they're doing?

1097
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, lady in the tramp style on the venus Nitzel.

1098
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: He's in leder hoses and she's got one of those

1099
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: bootier things.

1100
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: The more we describe it, the less sexy.

1101
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 18: Yes, I know.

1102
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Jonahs Brothers concert.

1103
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 19: Me and my bestie are coming to see them. We

1104
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 19: last saw them in twenty nineteen. We're just right to rage.

1105
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 19: I'm a Kevin o' stan.

1106
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, I know what that means.

1107
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 19: But for anyone who's confused, that means you're a super

1108
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 19: fan of Kevin Jonas.

1109
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 4: Yes, I love Kevin. That is rare. It is rare.

1110
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 19: I had my I Heart Kevin shirt, but I wanted

1111
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 19: to go with this look instead. Oh, just so, you're

1112
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 19: gonna just a general Jonah shirt? Is that because a

1113
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 19: fear of getting Kevin hate or well, honestly, I bought

1114
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 19: two shirts and I'm planning to return one. Oh wait,

1115
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 19: the Kevin one you're gonna return. I'm gonna return to

1116
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 19: Kevin one. It's not something I would ever wear. Okay,

1117
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 19: you're not that big of a stand if you're returning

1118
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 19: the shirt after right, It's it's Amazon, so they.

1119
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 4: Do accept returns. Okay, I'm gonna give you one more chance.

1120
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 19: Who is your absolute favorite Jonas brother? You can redeem yourself.

1121
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 19: I'm gonna say Joe.

1122
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 4: Okay, see all right, no one is team Kevin.

1123
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 2: Poor Kevin gets no respect from his fans. This girl

1124
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 2: likes him and still won't give him anyone no.

1125
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: You know, he was following that sale that saving that

1126
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,479
Speaker 1: one shirt on Amazon, and when it gets returned, Kevin,

1127
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: it's going to be broken.

1128
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 2: You're so sad at like the meet and greets when

1129
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 2: there's a huge line for Nick and Joe and just

1130
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 2: two people standing on line to meet Kevin.

1131
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: No, it's constantly his mother being like, well that doesn't

1132
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: mean anything.

1133
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 4: Sure and doesn't return it.

1134
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: I bet.

1135
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1136
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the Jonas Brothers concert where

1137
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 2: we sent Jose and Alexis into the sea of Joonah Houllicks.

1138
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: What they are jonesy.

1139
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 2: Joan Attis, Jones, whatever they are? To ask them a

1140
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 2: simple question. What you do at the Jonahs Brothers concert

1141
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: hanging out with my friends? Yeah, so you girls are

1142
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: looking super pretty tonight.

1143
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 3: You're taking pictures up by the merch truck.

1144
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 2: What is the main goal tonight?

1145
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: Top fun for bus? What'd you say forget on that

1146
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: tour bus?

1147
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 2: Well, hold on tour bus is not included in the tickets.

1148
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 2: What do you mean by tour bus?

1149
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 8: I mean I just used my single friend's instagrams and

1150
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 8: we get on a tour bus because we've done it

1151
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 8: before and we'll do it again.

1152
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 2: Right, you've done it.

1153
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 3: You've been on a poor bost before us all.

1154
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 2: The country artists.

1155
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: Guy, Right, anything happened on the tour bus?

1156
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 8: No?

1157
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no that.

1158
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 4: It was an angel.

1159
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 2: You just went in.

1160
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 3: You checked out the decor, you complimented the bathroom.

1161
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: I did drink a little bit of soda pop.

1162
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 3: I knew you were a scally wag.

1163
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 11: I will never deny.

1164
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: That scalliwag Gallia. I remember that disc.

1165
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 8: For like forty years.

1166
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 3: It's a funny Yah, I liked it.

1167
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: I mean, who said the Jonahs Brothers fans were hardcore?

1168
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: You what she did? Oh my gosh, he drank pop

1169
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: on it.

1170
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 2: Oh giets.

1171
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: Didn't even sneak on the bus.

1172
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so sad?

1173
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 4: What you doing at Jonah's Brothers concert.

1174
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 19: It's my birthday, Happy birthday, thank you, and you're with

1175
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 19: all your friends here.

1176
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1177
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 4: You think you're gonna get special attention in there for

1178
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 4: being your birthday.

1179
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 19: No, where's where I had to take my glasses off

1180
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 19: your us to say, damn it, I'm feeling so.

1181
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 9: Oh.

1182
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 4: Is that there another song? Yeah?

1183
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 11: That is a song. Yes, we also had that.

1184
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: Bracelets and purity rings?

1185
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 4: Purity ring? Is that because the Jonas Brothers also had them?

1186
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: It is? Yes, you like that they had those?

1187
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 4: That's a turn on?

1188
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 11: No?

1189
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 4: No, you if you wear those outside of the concert?

1190
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: Yes?

1191
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 5: Wait wait, I heard all those except for one of you.

1192
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 4: You are the friend that seems like you might not

1193
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 4: fit in with the group. No offense. You wait, sorry,

1194
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 4: that sounded to blame meaner and I meant it. I

1195
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 4: can't tell if you're crying or laughing.

1196
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: They know my reason.

1197
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 4: They know, Okay, I think I ruined the vibe. I'm

1198
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 4: really sorry, but happy.

1199
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 19: Birthday birthday girls that you called them, I don't even

1200
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 19: know the.

1201
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 4: Can you blame me?

1202
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 9: Oh?

1203
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: That was awkward the rest of the night for them.

1204
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 12: I know what they're like.

1205
00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: We're just gonna put these in our part.

1206
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: That's what you're doing at the Jonas Brothers. Make sure

1207
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: to hit up our socials a broken Jeffrey Instagram TikTok

1208
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 2: for more funny content there and.

1209
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: Tag Kevin Jonas.

1210
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 9: You know.

1211
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 2: Full Tap is coming up right after this.

1212
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1213
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: Got a brand new player to the show today. His

1214
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 2: name is Leland, who said he called because he just

1215
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 2: wanted to be on the radio.

1216
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: Hey go Leland, your dreams come true?

1217
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 2: Who says that when they call into this segment. A

1218
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 2: lot of people say, oh, I've been listening to this

1219
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 2: for years, I've always wanted to call in, or I

1220
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 2: totally think I could beat Brooke today, not Leland. He

1221
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 2: just wants to say hi and say I'm on the radio.

1222
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: All right, Leland, how's your chance say what you've been

1223
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: wanting to say.

1224
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 15: Hey, I'm on the radio.

1225
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: Dreams do come true?

1226
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 7: Straight forward type of guy.

1227
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 15: We hang up.

1228
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1229
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 2: Is that enough for you, Leland? Or you want to

1230
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 2: stick around and actually play the game. Yeah, yeah, we're

1231
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 2: gonna have some fun with you. Brooks leaving the studio

1232
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 2: and you know how the game works. You got thirty

1233
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 2: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1234
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have

1235
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 2: to beat brook outright if you want to win. Are

1236
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 2: you ready?

1237
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 13: I'm ready?

1238
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today's National

1239
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 2: Biscotti Day. What country did they originate from? Which African

1240
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 2: predator is known for making loud, eerie sounds that resemble

1241
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 2: human laughter. Monkey which book starts with the line call

1242
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 2: me Ishmael, I don't know what was What was the

1243
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: first video game character to have a balloon in the

1244
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 2: Macy's Day Thanksgiving parade. What was the name of the

1245
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 2: melted cheese dish popular in Switzerland? Oh? Right, actually probably

1246
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 2: is popular there too, but I don't think that was

1247
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,479
Speaker 2: quite the answer.

1248
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 20: We were going, Yeah, all right, Now Brooke is back

1249
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 20: in the studio here, so let's learn more about our

1250
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 20: brand new player, Leland.

1251
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 2: Here, it says on my screener he works as a

1252
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 2: compliance tester testing underground piping. Do you ever find anything

1253
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: weird while digging around underground?

1254
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 12: Well, no, there's no digging, it's just hooking up stuff

1255
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 12: to like the above ground part of the underground.

1256
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 3: I thought he was digging too. Wait, there's another tank

1257
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 3: down here.

1258
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 2: There's a whole nother city down What the heck?

1259
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's a hole in a tank with a shovel.

1260
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've captured You've captured our hearts, Leland. Now, Brook,

1261
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 2: it's your turn. Are you ready? Your time starts now,

1262
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 2: Today's National Biscotti Day. What country did they originate from?

1263
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: Which African predator is known for making loud, eerie sounds

1264
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 2: that resemble human laughter.

1265
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Hyena?

1266
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 2: Which book starts with the line call me Ishmael.

1267
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 11: Past?

1268
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 12: What the heck?

1269
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: I remember?

1270
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 2: What was the first video game character to have a

1271
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 2: balloon in the Macy's Day Thanksgiving bread? Oh, Mario, what's

1272
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 2: the name of the melted cheese dish popular in Switzerland.

1273
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: Fun.

1274
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 2: All right, there we go. Time is up. Time to

1275
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard to check out how you bol

1276
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: did with Jose.

1277
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 11: Everybody be on the floor.

1278
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 2: Cleveland, you got zero, but we believe Oh no, why

1279
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 2: you didn't.

1280
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: Try to rush through the next question?

1281
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 2: The next question is gonna be too long to read anyway.

1282
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, and Brook, even though she sexually moaned out

1283
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 2: some of her answers.

1284
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: I think that was an interpretation problem, not an actual

1285
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: moment problem.

1286
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Leland Brook was on her game today.

1287
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 2: But let's go over the answers. It's National Biscatti Day.

1288
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 2: Biscotti's originate from the country of Italy back in the

1289
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 2: fourteenth century. They were created.

1290
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: They're so hard, they're really old.

1291
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: So the original ones they've never made good on. The

1292
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 2: African predator, known for making loud, eerie noises resembling human laughter,

1293
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 2: would be hyenas. The book that starts with the line

1294
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: call me Ishmael. Maybe I should say call me Ishmael.

1295
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 3: I don't think it helped.

1296
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: Moby Dick, Moby Dick, he's a sailor. The first My

1297
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 2: voice was so tired at the end of the first

1298
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 2: chapter of the first The first video game character to

1299
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 2: have a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade would

1300
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: be Sonic the Hedgehog and the melted cheese dish popular

1301
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 2: in Switzerland is fun, dude, Yeah, sou Leyland, man, I'm

1302
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 2: sorry it was not enough to be brooked today, but

1303
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 2: good news. Just for playing, We're giving you a family

1304
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 2: four pack of day and night tickets to Stalker Farms

1305
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 2: Fall Festival, where you can enjoy the Pumpkin Patch, corn Maze, Megaslide,

1306
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 2: and plenty of haunted attractions at night too.

1307
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 13: Yeah that sounds great.

1308
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1309
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 2: Check their under pipe system, the house with the haunted

1310
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 2: pipes underneath? Oh spooky?

1311
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: Did did uh beat on the radio live up to

1312
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: your expectations? Leland?

1313
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 16: I guess maybe.

1314
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 2: It can only go better from here on out. Okay,

1315
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 2: then we want to have you back on the show soon.

1316
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 13: Oh sounds good. Thank you.

1317
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 2: All right man, We're going to be back on to

1318
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 2: do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1319
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.