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Speaker 1: Good morning, as they say in England, good morning. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know you spoke to languages. The man of the world.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And it's important

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Speaker 1: to say a British good morning to everyone because we

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Speaker 1: have one big fan in England, just one one that

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Speaker 1: we know of. His name is Matthew, and we know

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Speaker 1: that because he figured out a way to send voice

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Speaker 1: messages into our show.

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Speaker 2: Hello there, my name is Matthew and I'm from England.

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Speaker 2: A little bit of a funny accident because I'm from

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Speaker 2: Birmingham originally, but I don't live there now and I

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Speaker 2: just wanted to say, what a fantastic show. I'll listen

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Speaker 2: to you from the minute I'll get into my van

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Speaker 2: for work, and all you do is playing music. It's

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Speaker 2: much better than all the English stations because adverts after

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Speaker 2: adverts or come shoulds that you probably call them in America.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, OK, the great music, can you your phone

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Speaker 2: pranks and all that fantastic goodbye wait like some music.

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Speaker 1: That is the best part of our show objectively. And

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Speaker 1: it was at this point I thought we actually had

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Speaker 1: a fan, like a regular listener from the UK. But

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Speaker 1: what happened? But now I think maybe Matthew is just

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Speaker 1: some guy in Arkansas who's putting on a fake accent

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Speaker 1: to mess with this. And I'm going to play you

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Speaker 1: the audio for why I think that.

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Speaker 3: Here my New Years resolution. Listen to you guys, every

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Speaker 3: single die for the whole year. Yeah, and then well

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Speaker 3: I'll have to listen to you for a second year.

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Speaker 4: Then resolution.

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Speaker 3: Drum.

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Speaker 4: There's no way anyone in Arkansas could figure out how

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Speaker 4: to say ad. It just wouldn't happen.

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Speaker 1: He's more than drunk, he is knackered is Mas, and

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Speaker 1: his accent has gone from Birmingham, England to more Birmingham, Alabama.

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Speaker 4: But he is calling on New Year. So don't you

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Speaker 4: dare put Matthew down? I am well.

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Speaker 1: Well, is Matthew really British? Text in seven eight five

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Speaker 1: nine to tell us real brit or full of shrimp.

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Speaker 1: But Matthew, if you are real, and again I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure you are. Thank you for listening, and I'm dedicating

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Speaker 1: today's shock collar the question to you, mate.

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Speaker 4: I say, cheers, mate, cheers to Matthew and Jake.

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Speaker 1: As much as I want to, I will not make

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Speaker 1: you do a British accent.

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Speaker 4: But let's just going on. Well, actually, Jeff, I'm going

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Speaker 4: the opposite of British today. I'm talking about great Americans. Hell,

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Speaker 4: is it Benjamin Franklin's birthday? No? Is it the anniversary

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Speaker 4: of Abraham Lincoln's hat? Absolutely not. Instead, we're celebrating the

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Speaker 4: person who has contributed more to this country than all

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Speaker 4: of our founding fathers and mothers combined. Whoa, I'm talking

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Speaker 4: about the birthday of Big Boom aj from the Costco guys.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, talk to these guys right here, the

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Speaker 4: Cosco guys from Double Chunk Chocolate cookies to Chicken Bigs.

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Speaker 4: Most gen Zers know this father and son duo a

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Speaker 4: lot more than they do Marie Curie whoever she.

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Speaker 2: Is, Okay, she I know has to do with radiation.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They're social media stars.

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Speaker 4: Me explained because people or people absolutely hate them. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to count me in for the love and

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Speaker 4: change your attitude to something more positive about them, Jose,

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Speaker 4: Because we're celebrating the Costco guys with a special Costco

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Speaker 4: products real or fake edition of plenty of dwent.

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Speaker 1: Costco.

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Speaker 4: You give me a number one through twenty, I'll name

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Speaker 4: a big bulk item and you have to tell me

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Speaker 4: if it's a real Costco product or one I made up. Interesting,

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Speaker 4: We'll start with the woman who gave her last blind

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Speaker 4: date a big doode. That's Alexis Perk Alexis. That's part

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Speaker 4: of the detail. How about a number one through twenty six, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Your item is a ten foot tall inflatable pyramid for

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Speaker 4: home meditation. What perfect for finding your inner piece and

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Speaker 4: scaring your neighbors pierumid. Did Costco really sell this or

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Speaker 4: did I make it up?

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Speaker 1: I mean football instantly like real?

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Speaker 4: But a pyramid you go inside of, like yeah, for

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Speaker 4: meditation for I don't know.

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Speaker 3: They've probably made every inflatable possible, so we'll say it's real.

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Speaker 4: Jake Alexis says, the ten foot inflatable pyramid for home

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Speaker 4: meditation is real. That is, they did not actually sell

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Speaker 4: at Alexis Is out. We're over to Brook. How about

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Speaker 4: a number. Let's go number three three Brook. Your Costco

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Speaker 4: product is an eighteen one hundred pounds emergency food kit.

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Speaker 4: Did Costco really sell this or did I make this up?

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Speaker 1: Emergencies? I believe that Costco makes an emergency kit, but

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Speaker 1: eighteen thousand pounds under an okay, how do you even

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Speaker 1: get that into the cart?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Done with the forklift that you just bought.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm from Idaho.

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Speaker 4: Of course this is real. Brooks says, the nearly one

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Speaker 4: ton emergency food kit is real. It is. Yeah. This

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Speaker 4: kid includes a variety of freeze, dRIT and dehydrated foods

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Speaker 4: with extended shelf lives, and it was designed to feed

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Speaker 4: an entire family for one year. I am worried about

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Speaker 4: how they get it home. Yeah, it's so heavy, Hose.

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Speaker 4: It's year turn. How about a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 4: Let's go twelve, number twelve? Jose, your Costco product is

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Speaker 4: a life size chocolate replica of a Golden Retriever. Did

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Speaker 4: Costco really sell this or did I make it up?

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Speaker 1: That is so cute?

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Speaker 4: Adorable? Why kind of mean to make it out of

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Speaker 4: something dogs can't eat? Too?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, I'm over thinking standing up or laying down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just.

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Speaker 4: Sounds way too silly, Jake. I want it to be real,

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Speaker 4: but I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Say it's not.

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Speaker 4: Jose said, the life sized chocolate replica of gold Retriever

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Speaker 4: is fake. It is, Jose, and Brooker's still in it.

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Speaker 1: We're over to Jeffrey Number eighteen, Please eighteen.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey, Your Costco product is a family sized hammock for

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Speaker 4: eight people. Did Costco sell this and that? Make it up?

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Speaker 1: My family was actually close with the Kirkland family, the

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Speaker 1: Costco Kirklands. We used to call them the Kirks growing

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Speaker 1: I don't think that was the last name. Yeah, it's like,

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Speaker 1: let's go meet up with the Kirks and Barbados for

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Speaker 1: the labor Day. I remember hearing that a lot yes,

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Speaker 1: and we were on the canamar and together. I remember

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Speaker 1: floating this idea to the Kirks and I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: we should do a big like family uh swing thing.

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Speaker 2: Eight people wouldn't have it, would just roll to the center.

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Speaker 4: Brook, shut up, it's real, Jake, Jeffrey says, the big

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Speaker 4: hammock is real. The big hammock they went through. But

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Speaker 4: if it was real had come with reinforced ropes and

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Speaker 4: a waiver pro little midswing Chaos. Okay, Jose and Brook

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Speaker 4: are our finalists. Let's go to Brook. I need a

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Speaker 4: number one.

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Speaker 2: Brook.

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Speaker 4: Your product is a box of mystery leftovers from the store.

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Speaker 4: It's sealed and frozen. What's inside nobody knows. Could be

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Speaker 4: a lasagna or a whole turkey. Oh it has is

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Speaker 4: cooking instructions.

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Speaker 1: Just sounds like brooks normal lunch that she brings.

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Speaker 4: Sounds so good to me. I mean it makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Give me Mystery to go is real.

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Speaker 4: Brooks said, the box of Mystery Leftovers is real. It is.

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Speaker 2: You may just get hired by Costco.

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Speaker 4: Just even suggest right now if it brings me close

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Speaker 4: to Big Boom AJ and Big Justice. I'd love to.

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Speaker 4: But that means Jose has one today's edition of plenty

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Speaker 4: of twenty turn around.

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Speaker 1: You guys have such a different algorithm than Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna show you off air.

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Speaker 1: I'm good I have Jose. Since you won, you get

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Speaker 1: to choose. You get shocked while singing we bring the

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Speaker 1: boom by Big Boom AJ and Big Justice. Who's a

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Speaker 1: going to be Alexes and she's not going to watch

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Speaker 1: the ten second glue?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we bring the boom.

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Speaker 2: That's what we do.

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Speaker 4: We bring the boom. We ring a boom to your

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Speaker 4: I wish they did that twenty dubes off air for that.

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Speaker 1: That's another shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phones to have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,