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Speaker 1: We're about to change someone's life. It's a jewel show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: will it be for the better? Who knows? Who cares? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Either way, after this phone called, their life will never

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Speaker 1: be the same. Why every once in a while people

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Speaker 1: hit us up and want advice on something. It's called

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Speaker 1: good friends bad advice. Normally my only advice on anything

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Speaker 1: is learn yoga. So you give me Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: can get super bindy enough to do some really cool

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Speaker 1: things to yourself. Okay, then you don't need anybody for anything. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Not great advice in certain situations, but I find it

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Speaker 1: helps with almost everything. But on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: is Joey, and he called us because he's having a

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Speaker 1: problem and wants our advice. So it's good friends, bad advice. Joey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Hey? Guys? Hey, thanks for

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Speaker 1: taking me. Yeah, of course, take you anytime. Joey. So

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Speaker 1: you need you need some advice? What's going on? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. So I am five feet Oh, I

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Speaker 1: am not a big guy, not five just five feet tall? Yep,

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Speaker 1: just five feet okay, cool, by the way, you're talking

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Speaker 1: to And I'm a short dude, Yeah, I'm five um seven.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll know five seven. I think so, I

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Speaker 1: think five seven. I think he's shorter. Really he's five

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Speaker 1: seven seven. I will tell you pretty honest about that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of those guys that's five seven and

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Speaker 1: says that I'm five ten. I've known a few of

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Speaker 1: those guys. I'm like, we're looking eye to eye. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually a little taller than you. You're not five nine.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, Alex's five foot. I am five foot.

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Speaker 1: So hello from a fellow five footer. I always feel

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Speaker 1: massive in this room. Yeah, English, seven is what six foot? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm five eleven. Oh yeah, okay, so he's five nine,

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Speaker 1: so you're five foot yeah, and you need to take

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Speaker 1: take five seven honestly. Yeah yeah, um yeah. So will

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Speaker 1: I ever be taken seriously? Is that? That's what you

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Speaker 1: want advice on? Is your five foot as a dude,

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Speaker 1: and you want to know if you'll ever be taken seriously? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm tall as the shortest person there. That's true.

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Speaker 1: None of you guys are tall. My advice is no,

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Speaker 1: you will never be taken seriously. Coming from another tall

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Speaker 1: a hole English Evan, I can get a quick secret

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Speaker 1: though air Max by Air Max because they give you

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Speaker 1: the little bubble in the back that gives you like

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Speaker 1: an extra two inches. Oh yeah, two inches, which is

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Speaker 1: a lot. Oh wait really yeah, I'm dead serious. Okay,

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Speaker 1: puts me at six one. There's options for you to

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Speaker 1: be five one. Yeah, it's good friends, bad advice. Joey's

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Speaker 1: on the phone and he wants to know if he'll

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Speaker 1: ever get respect as a five foot dude. A couple

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Speaker 1: options here for advice. You know, English seven said get

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Speaker 1: some airmax. Also, have you thought of trying to stretch yourself,

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Speaker 1: like hanging upside down to try to stretch yourself see

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Speaker 1: if you can stretch your legs out a little bit,

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Speaker 1: joints and muscles and whatever ligaments. No, I have not

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Speaker 1: thought about that. All right, Well, I guess my opinion

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Speaker 1: if you'll ever be taken seriously, you know from a

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Speaker 1: fellow five footer, no, no, no, but you will be

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Speaker 1: in the front of pictures. Oh that's a good point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: every cloud has a sivil lining right in front. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is the thing that you're having a

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Speaker 1: problem with, Like, where do you feel like you're not

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Speaker 1: getting respect? You know, I've had trouble with the shelving situation, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I think the very tip top and yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I'm a little guy, and of course, you know, dating

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Speaker 1: us actually pretty tough. Yeah, I was actually thinking about that.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you. So I prefer short guys, really,

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Speaker 1: I do. That's why Alex and I are together. But

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Speaker 1: she does. She's actually one of the only women I've

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Speaker 1: met who literally doesn't like taller guys, like if a

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Speaker 1: guy's over six foot like, ill, no, it's a high

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Speaker 1: level thing. No, I don't like high level. I want

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Speaker 1: them to be taller than me. But I'm five foot tall.

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Speaker 1: Like right, everyone's okay, wait, so wait you said you

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Speaker 1: like short guys, but you don't want but you want

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Speaker 1: somebody taller than you. Yeah, I mean I want a

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Speaker 1: guy taller than me. So Joey, don't you guys are

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Speaker 1: the same size as you? Want you to be five

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Speaker 1: one and you could. I mean, but there are girls

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Speaker 1: that like shorter guys. Just do some googling today, like

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Speaker 1: tall women that have short guy fetishes, and you probably

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Speaker 1: there's probably opened up a whole new dating world to you,

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Speaker 1: and there's definitely videos of those. Yeah. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess I never thought about that. Gotta be man. There's

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Speaker 1: a whole market that you haven't even tapped into. You

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Speaker 1: can get a ton of respect to the short guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Also, as far as dating goes, short

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Speaker 1: guys like us we're better to date than those tall, gorgeous,

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Speaker 1: honky dudes because we have had to work for everything

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Speaker 1: in our life, so we know the value of hard

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Speaker 1: work when it comes to a relationship. You know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that life. Well. I hope that good friends

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Speaker 1: bad advice helped you. Yeah, guys, I appreciate you actually

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Speaker 1: gave me a few ideas. Yeah, I think you're going

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Speaker 1: to help mostly how to google girls with short guy fetishes.

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Speaker 1: It could be really beneficial, like like she can carry

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Speaker 1: you on her shoulders so you can see it a concert. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you can make one mega person. Yeah, that sounds pretty fun. Yeah. Also, dude,

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Speaker 1: it could save you a lot of work walking if

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Speaker 1: you got a baby born, she could just drop you

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Speaker 1: on the frontwer you guys walking around everywhere together. You'd

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Speaker 1: be riding right there hundred jets. Oh God, being a

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Speaker 1: short guys in that bed definitely not so. Hopefully that helps,

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Speaker 1: and good luck, good luck in your future endeavors. I see,

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Speaker 1: I think we changed his life for the better. Yeah, definite,

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Speaker 1: he did not. At the end though he's sounding kind

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Speaker 1: of more down a little bit. He's just he's not down,

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Speaker 1: he's just he's talking from down there. Bad for the

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Speaker 1: little guy. I think we gave him a whole new

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Speaker 1: world to look at, like a whole new Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking text in four one six one call us

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Speaker 1: say to day three four three one and six one

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Speaker 1: if you ever want some good friends at Bad Advice,

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Speaker 1: and maybe we can help you out, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we did that guy, but we can help

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