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Speaker 1: Caitlin and Jamie wait quietly as they get the go

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Speaker 1: ahead from Aristotle to start, Hey, welcome to the Bechtel Cast. Hi.

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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna keep going that. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: start breathing heavy. Then you stopped. It's gonna started breathing heavy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the bit. Well like me saying hey, welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Bechtel Cast was like Caitlin's dialogue. So then I was

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Speaker 1: just reading dialogue and then you came in with your dialogue. Well,

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Speaker 1: mine was an action line. More, it was like Jamie

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Speaker 1: begins to breathe heavily. True. Anyway, I'm Caitlin, I'm Jamie.

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Speaker 1: This is the Pectel Cast. Yeah it is. It's a

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Speaker 1: podcast about the portrayal of women in movies. We're here

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Speaker 1: today and we're talking about another movie. Man, We've got

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Speaker 1: to like kick out the energy. We gotta turn it

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Speaker 1: out to eleven right now, maybe I should have gotten

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Speaker 1: my mix hard. I'm gonna I'm gonna crank it up,

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Speaker 1: frank it Up. I have a song in my Spotify

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Speaker 1: called crank it Up. It's a theme to my favorite wrestler.

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Speaker 1: Who's your favorite wrestler? Who? Big show? Big show, big show.

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Speaker 1: He's big and he's at the show. He's very big.

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Speaker 1: He's a he's maybe seven feet tall. He's a giant.

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Speaker 1: Can we change the subject? He's a big show. Should

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Speaker 1: we introduce our guest? Yes? Cool, she's the best. She's

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Speaker 1: a comedian. She's a writer for a g Q. It's

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Speaker 1: Sofia Ben Hi. How are you good? How are you guys?

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Speaker 1: We're good. You have brought us a movie that we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be talking about. I almost called it The Princess Bride.

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Speaker 1: That's not it at all. What is it? Runaway Bride?

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Speaker 1: Runaway Bride? Tell us about why you picked this, what

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Speaker 1: it means to you, your history with this movie. So

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Speaker 1: I started talking to Jamie about movies that I loved,

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Speaker 1: and all of my movies are like very romantic comedies

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Speaker 1: from the nineties. That's the theme of that list, occasionally

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Speaker 1: at teens. Uh So, after looking at that list, I

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Speaker 1: made for adults. I'm going to apologie as an advance

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Speaker 1: then and say that I'm sorry for how much I

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Speaker 1: hate this movie. Fine, I'm not mad. Yes, just wait.

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Speaker 1: I love a good shouting match, though, um, I don't

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Speaker 1: the Bechtel Cast. Anything can happen. Do you think we'll

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Speaker 1: ever get into a fight, not like a yelling, like

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Speaker 1: You're going to flip a table a favorite wrestler, so

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Speaker 1: Big Show is about to retire. Oh god, we're talking

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Speaker 1: about this again. Oh my god. Okay, fine, let's talk

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Speaker 1: down Richard Gear's butt dribble. I'm so damn I'm here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: even like these eggs? Or just a guy? I want

421
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: to like these written It's crazy that Richard gear says

422
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: a word for word three separate times. Oh yeah, how's

423
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: she like her eggs? Shouted at men as they're leaving

424
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: a room. Oh yeah, you think here are how she

425
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: like her eggs? I think I'm going to get that

426
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: tattooed on my eggs like her eggs. Ram turns out

427
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: she likes eggs Benedict. Yeah yeah, but she tries all

428
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: kinds of eggs on her own when she's finally single.

429
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: She finally learned being single when you figured any kinds

430
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: of eggs I want, When you figure out what kind

431
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: of eggs you like, that's when you know you fixed yourself. Yeah,

432
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: i'd be like you want, I like over easy. I

433
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 1: do think they're the moral of the story. What they

434
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: were going for is a good moral of like you

435
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: have to learn how to be alone and who you

436
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: are and not with other people. That's like a good moral.

437
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: That's not the moral of most romcoms, how to cook

438
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: your own eggs, because most romcoms are the opposite, where

439
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: they're like this independent woman who doesn't want a man. Instead,

440
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: they leaned into being like, okay, there are people that

441
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: like give themselves up for sure whoever they're with. But

442
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: I feel like that would have hit a little more

443
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: if she had not married, or if this have been

444
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: a good movie. Right, But I mean, that's not why

445
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: we're here. It's just a saying like it's a good

446
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: lesson poorly executed because her character is like who I

447
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: can't even describe her. They're like, she's quirky, but is

448
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: she not really She's still kind of just well, according

449
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: to John Cusack, she's quirky, and that's different from weird, right,

450
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: which is also different from what was souther adjective thrown

451
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: around the net scene. I remember, you know, because Julia

452
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: Robberts says like I'm weird, which, first of all, grow up,

453
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm weird, and then John kiss like, you're

454
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: not weird, You're quirky. It's different, very darings. Yeah, but

455
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: with with Joan. Joan uses another word to describe herself.

456
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: It feels like she's selling herself short. Yet again, I

457
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: agree that I wish Joan would have been the star

458
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: of this movie. If that's what you're leading to. My god,

459
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: I would love if Joan were the star of this movie.

460
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: But to loop back into the thing of like her

461
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: not ending up with Richard Gear, her point when she

462
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: was like, here's why I couldn't marry you is because

463
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: with the first three guys, they didn't know who I was.

464
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: And then with this marriage, when I tried to marry

465
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: you the first time, you knew who I was, and

466
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: that scared me because I didn't know who I was.

467
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: I have to go find myself. And then she finds

468
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: something she's like, I'm ready, So it's not like entirely

469
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: she sells her lamps and she knows who she is now.

470
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 1: By the way, I love how they say in the

471
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: early early in the movie that her degrees in industrial design,

472
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: which I think whoever wrote this movie thinks that that

473
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: means that you take industrial looking things and design them

474
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: into stuff, which is not what industrial design is. But

475
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: that's funny way to go, is it. Gary Marshall who

476
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: wrote this, he directed it. Jose Anne mckimmon and Sarah

477
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: two women. Never again? Should that happen? Can we? Okay?

478
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: One thing that I really do want to talk about

479
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: is Julia and Richards. I don't remember the character's names.

480
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: Maggie and Ike's first wedding where she does run away.

481
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: That is a very funds I did not think she

482
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: was going to run away. Here's the thing. I thought

483
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: that that was going to be the end of the movie.

484
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: Turns out there are twenty more minutes. Anyways, she does

485
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: run away, and then there's an amazing extended product placement

486
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: for FedEx. It say, absolutely amazing. Down to Yeah, down

487
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: to they say what the slogan for FedEx was at

488
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, because he's like tomorrow morning. Right. But

489
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: she Julia Roberts runs away from Richard Gear after Richard

490
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: Gear shouts when she starts to leave, lock the doors,

491
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: which trapper stop her, keep her here against her will.

492
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: That's what marriages. This ceremony can recover from what's happening

493
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: right now. The ceremony can recover from the bride not

494
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: wanting to get married, right like, yeah, just about face,

495
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: she went the wrong way. She's going to marry me.

496
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: We know each other for two whole weeks. What I

497
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: do think it's crazy is at the very very end

498
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: when they get married again, like for real, this time,

499
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: she did it, she goes through with it, she buys

500
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: another fucking dress. Oh yeah, yeah, that's true. And they're

501
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: not on that kind of budget. She works at a

502
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: hardware story here, he's a USA Today columns not anymore.

503
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: He got fired. Here's tell that story to g Q.

504
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: I guess is if g Q would want what do

505
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: you think? What do you think would want that as

506
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: a cover story. I think I think they would. Why not?

507
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: Why not? I had it? That's like if Daniel from

508
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: the Vans, you know, Damn Daniel, if he ran away

509
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: from a wedding. I think we don't want to know

510
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: Dan Daniels runaway wedding. They didn't have internet celebrities back then.

511
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: They just had like, you know, newspaper celebrities, right. I

512
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: feel like the last celebrity of the runaway brad Kind

513
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: was that astronaut who are a diaper? Agreed? And I

514
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: love her, actually, I love her. Talked about her with

515
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: somebody the other day. She's really important. We should we

516
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: should have her on the show. It's not my show,

517
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: but we should have we should, we should we should

518
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: bring her into the fault a little more because she

519
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're going to talk, we usually say

520
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: women in STEM at least once every podcast because we're

521
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: allies and we love women in STEM. You can get

522
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: specific women in STEM rule, but also asked for not

523
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: women diapers, run away bride. Really, she's she ran towards

524
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: lost she was, and there were no time for bathroom

525
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: breaks and her journey. I respect that. I respect the

526
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: funk out of that. I don't know if I'm not

527
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: familiar with this story. O, man, we'll have to talk.

528
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: It's going to be a long time. I'll look it

529
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: up on my own. The overview is like there were

530
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: two astaurants at NASA, a woman and a man, and

531
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: then he started dating somebody else and she got really

532
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: mad about it. So she drove like something unreasonable, like

533
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: eleven hours something, wearing a diaper to go confront him

534
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: and like attack the woman. And so she was charged

535
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: with like, oh, planning to murder something. I think I

536
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: assumed that she was wearing a diaper in space, like

537
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: space diaper. Oh no, no, no, no, no, diapering up

538
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: a real, a real she was in a car and

539
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: she's like, I gotta get their ACEP. No time to

540
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: pull over for arrest, stop piss and ship myself for True,

541
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: she might have like not eaten, you know, just like

542
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: made sure she was fine. Yeah, it was premeditated. So wait,

543
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,959
Speaker 1: you know, she might have been a really big planner.

544
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: It seems like it. I mean, you've got to be

545
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: meticulous if you're an astronaut. True, maybe she had the

546
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: diapers already. She's never know when you're space diapers and face. Yeah.

547
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe that's her road trip thing. And it's

548
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: not a bad idea for a road trip, and the

549
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: failing press did not point that out waymestream media, extream media.

550
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: Why isn't there a movie about her? That's the Really,

551
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: that's a million dollar question. That's crazy. All right, it'll

552
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: look at the life rights and then i'll make sure

553
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: it passes the bike. They'll test. Yeah, oh my god,

554
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: every line of dialogue will be passing the test. I

555
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: do like that she proposes once she runs away from

556
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: the wedding the first time. I kind of like that scene. Yeah, Um,

557
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily like the scene, but I'm so sorry

558
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: that I hate this movie so much. I don't like

559
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: the scene, but I like the woman being the one

560
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: to propose. I thought they do that with Julia Roberts

561
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: a lot, it seems like, because I'm also in notting Hill.

562
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: She is like very much the male the character. She's

563
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: very unlikable in that movie, which I love, like she's

564
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: not fun and like kind and she's successful and he's

565
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,239
Speaker 1: kind of a bumbling idiot. So they kind of did

566
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: it a little bit with this movie too, I feel

567
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: like where they're like, you be a man, right and

568
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: and at the time I was like, oh, what a

569
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: novel and interesting thing to make our to make our

570
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: friend Julia do I liked. I did like that the

571
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: first time Richard Gear delivered that very clunky on aalog

572
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: about like the marriage of like when marriage and you

573
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: and someday love her, both of us who want to

574
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: get out of it and yeah, maybe leave, but then stay.

575
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: And then she has to verbade him deliver that same

576
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: clunky monologue back to him, where she's like, it's like said,

577
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: maybe leave and he's like, I will marry you. Like

578
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: I just I like to see I like that we

579
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: saw on screen a woman proposing to a man. I

580
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: have a real problem with the traditional like you're you're together,

581
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: you want to get married. Maybe you've talked about it,

582
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: who knows, but generally, if you're in a HEATERO relationship

583
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: and you're the woman, you kind of just have to

584
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: wait around to be asked to and it just like

585
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: takes out your agency, you know. So I like this.

586
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, I want this saying I'm

587
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: want to go out and ask for it and try

588
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: to get it. So I like that part of it.

589
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: I did also like that they didn't make it a

590
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: big deal, like it wasn't likely to People kept being like,

591
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: and she proposed, Yeah, like that movie weep Here with

592
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: Amy Adams, Yeah she proposes, but it's like a whole

593
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: thing that she's allowed to propose because she's a woman

594
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: on weepy or day or something. I'm like, you can

595
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: do it any day. They're like, it's opposite day. So

596
00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: it's um just in terms of woman character, probably the

597
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: woman in this movie who has it together more than

598
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: anyone is Richard Gear's ex wife. Yes, I think that

599
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: that was like an ex wife character. They can very

600
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: often be made to be shrewish, especially because she fired

601
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: him and that could have been made to seem like

602
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: a vendetta thing, but it wasn't. She was just doing

603
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: her job. And they have this very I mean, very

604
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: weird scene where Richard Gard pretty much kisses around the

605
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: mouth in front of her new husband. I didn't love that.

606
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: But for the most part, she seems to have it together,

607
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: and she's like, I accept that our marriage. You know,

608
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: she's not pining after him. She's his boss. She fires him,

609
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: but not her feelings, and then she attends his Honestly, Okay,

610
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: if I were her, I would attend the Julia Roberts

611
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: Richard gear wedding because it seems like such a bad

612
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: idea that like there's a little petty redding in there.

613
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: Because friends though too, Like I just remember the guy's

614
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: named Fisher. Fisher's her new husband. Yeah, I love him.

615
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: He's great. Hector slay me, ride my limo any day.

616
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a euphemism. Actor. Yeah, I referred to him

617
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: a vagina as a stretch um, but he, like I

618
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: liked their friendship. It seems like he's like a clueless

619
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: idiot x in a lot of ways that had no

620
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: idea why they broke up and like all that, and

621
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: she was like, look, I've moved on with my life,

622
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: but by the way, here's what you sucked up. And

623
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: I loved that because that's like how I don't want

624
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: to be as an excess, Like we can be friends,

625
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: we're fine, but here's like you're a mess and I'm great.

626
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: And the ex wife whose name I really don't remember,

627
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: but and her new husband, Fisher, they have a great relationship.

628
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: Fisher is not jealous that Richard gear Is, you know,

629
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: works with her or is around. I was like, man,

630
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: this couple is very stable. I wouldn't want to see

631
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: a movie about them because they're so stable. They're in therapy.

632
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: They literally talk about how it takes three people to

633
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: make their marriage work, Me, Fisher, and our therapists, and

634
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: that looks like it's working. Her name is Ellie, by

635
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: the way, Ellie so, and I so, I'm I'm pro Ellie,

636
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: I am pro Jones, I'm pro jo, I'm pro everyone

637
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: in the movie except for your Deer. Sometimes there's a

638
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: lot of really good women in the movie. I think

639
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: the Grandma's adorable classic horny Grandma loved that. I wrote

640
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: down some of my favorite lines from the movie, including

641
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: it's funny when a grandma says, penis that's the that's

642
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: the cord. I bet someone said that in a meeting

643
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know what, that's true. History has

644
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: proven it's funny when a grandma's penis right. I like, well,

645
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: they give her like the button in a bunch of

646
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: different scenes, as though what she has said is a

647
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: funny laugh line to go out on and it's usually not.

648
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: But I mean she's wearing it on her it's fun joke.

649
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: One of my favorite lines in the movie is she

650
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: says innocent girls are terrified with the one eyed snake.

651
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: When I was a virgin bride, I took a knitting

652
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 1: needle to bed with me. What what is a weapon

653
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: to shove up? I love it. That's a fun joke.

654
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: That's one of the better jokes of this movie. I

655
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: love that she calls it a one nighted snake and

656
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: she was a virgin and scared and she was going

657
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: to get militant. She was like, let's get right to

658
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: stabbing your dick. There is nothing funnier than a scared virgin.

659
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: For interpreted as when she first said it, is she

660
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: gonna like try to like butter herself up with a

661
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: knitting men. Know, like that's what I thought she was saying.

662
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: I liked I liked torny Grandma. I mean it would

663
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: be Betty White today if it were cast today, that's

664
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 1: Betty White. Yeah. The past ten years horny Grandma characters

665
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: and that that grandma and made she rest in Peace

666
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: probably most likely rest in Peace. Probably made a ton

667
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: of money on that and it was went, you know,

668
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: travel the world and was all horny Grandma there. She's

669
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: probably sent her like two grandsons to college with the

670
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: money she made from run away. That would be so nice.

671
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 1: And then they're like, you know, that would be cool

672
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: if you hooked up with a guy in college and

673
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, I can afford to go?

674
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 1: Here go. My grandma said, Penis, that's amazing. I wonder

675
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: when her grandson's went to college, and I wonder if

676
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: I affected them. I can't wait to find out. If

677
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: that were the reason I could afford college, I would

678
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: tell everyone. That would be like my pre hook up

679
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: story is why I'm here. I want to talk about

680
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: wedding culture. First of all, the hashtag wedding this movie

681
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,959
Speaker 1: while it's like, yeah, you've got to find out who

682
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: you are first before you can pair off with someone else.

683
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: That's good, but it's still like marriages the end goal.

684
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: You're not successful until you've married. It's kind of also

685
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: the message it's sending. I feel like this movie like,

686
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, nine, that's that's a tricky I feel

687
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: like that's like around the time where that mentality was

688
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: like maybe dying but not dead yet. Well, Sex and

689
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: the City hadn't happened, so people didn't know it was

690
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: an option to be Samantha, you know what I mean

691
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: right right, Like it wasn't cool to be a fun

692
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: slot yet, which was like, thank god, we can all

693
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: be fund slots. Know. I love being a fun slut

694
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: because like back then the movies were like Parent Trapped

695
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: and it was like let's wear beige and like be

696
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: a mom, you know, like that was the roles for

697
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: women were like a mom. Yeah, And and this movie

698
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: doesn't deal with it in a great way for sure,

699
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,959
Speaker 1: But I don't know. It's weird that I feel within

700
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: a few years of this movie coming out, that mentality

701
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: slowly started to dissipline. And I'm sure it did have

702
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: something to do with sex in the city, because like

703
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: right around this time is also just a little bit

704
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: before it was like You've Got Mail, and if you

705
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: watch that movie, that gets a much better written romantic comedy.

706
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: But the the aim of the main character is not

707
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,959
Speaker 1: like sex or fun. It's like dating a nice guy.

708
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: And that was like all romantic comedies and nineties were

709
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: like I want to date a nice guy right and now,

710
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: and then right after it was like fun sluts, you know,

711
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: which is great. I'm just saying that's like very part

712
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: for the course for ninety eight. I feel like even so,

713
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: weddings still happen, and I just want to talk about

714
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: how they're a huge money making scam. Yeah you heard

715
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: it here. First, guys, wedding, If you have a wedding,

716
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: you're throwing away your money because like, first of all,

717
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: why are there so many different events for what should

718
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: just be one of it. Because you've got like your

719
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: bridal shower, you got your bachelor or your bachelor party,

720
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: You've got your rehearsal and your rehearsal dinner, and then

721
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: you've got the wedding itself, and then you've got the reception,

722
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: and then you're supposed to go on a honeymoon, and

723
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: sure you're like celebrating this great thing that's happening in

724
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: your life, but it's just it comes with so like

725
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: you gotta document it with a videographer and a photographer

726
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be flowers, and you gotta buy addressed

727
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars, and you have to book out a

728
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: venue that's thousands of dollars, and you gotta stationary in

729
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: the get hard to believe that all of that would

730
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: make me happier than a two target gift guard. Absolutely,

731
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: like absolutely, there's no way that I that somebody would

732
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: offer me either that or like even a fifty other

733
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: target gift CD to be like that sounds really thrilling.

734
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: That would be the better choice. I don't know. I

735
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: I really do enjoy weddings. I don't know. I like going.

736
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: I love that when other people have them. But then

737
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: I think about, like, oh, you don't have dollars for

738
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: a party, Like who, what life do you live? You'd

739
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: have to live a very different life in my world

740
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: to pay for the Also, the idea of a wedding

741
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: ring alone, just like paying for a rock, that's so

742
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: much money. I'm like, do you know you can buy

743
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: a car, get a factional thing. Let's get back tasts

744
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: back tattoo for less. Yeah, it's exactly. Let's get screams

745
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: that match. I could get like, we'll get your matching

746
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: worm tattoos someday. No, you could literally just get like

747
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: the whole script of Shrek tattooed on the back of

748
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: your body. Yeah, that would be a fun couple activity.

749
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: I love Shrek. There, I love Shrek. Why didn't we

750
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: do Shrek? I would have loved to do that. It's

751
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: crazy that we haven't done a Shrek episode yet. I

752
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: think both of you guys so much, and just keep

753
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: watching Shrek over and over. Um. The I like weddings.

754
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't like getting too involved in weddings because when

755
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: it comes to the point where I was a maid

756
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: of honor last year and I had to fly across

757
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: the country like three separate times to do like I

758
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 1: think bacherette and then wedding, and then I missed something

759
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: or other and everyone was mad. Yeah, I didn't love

760
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 1: you're putting Not only are you putting a financial burden

761
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: on yourself, you're often inflicting it on a bunch of

762
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: other people. Oh yeah, I mean and and usually the

763
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: people closest to you that you love. Yeah, You're like,

764
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: let me funk these people. Are you gonna buy this

765
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: this dress? And I have to get you a juicer.

766
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: I would absolutely make my worst enemy my made of honor, Like,

767
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: there's no bigger funk you than you need to take

768
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: care of this party that I'm planning. I am excited, Okay,

769
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: I do want to have oh like I'm wedding someday

770
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: and I have all these fun pranks planned we can do.

771
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: I want to put like a wild card in my

772
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: bridal party, like someone that like I'm not particularly close to,

773
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: but like just really just guilts are into being in

774
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: my bridle party and being very close with everyone else

775
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: and everyone being like, who's this person? Um? And I

776
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: also have this plan for my whole life, uh where,

777
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: And it starts at my wedding because I forgot to

778
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: do it at my college graduation. Uh where. In every

779
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: major event in my life, I want there to be

780
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: someone dressed in a in a Scooby costume, like a

781
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: mascot costume, but being like the background of the picture,

782
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: you know. And then at the birth of my child

783
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: will be in the background of the picture. Uh, we'll

784
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 1: have well, I'll have to have a guy. I can

785
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: have a guy for higher I gotta I wanted to

786
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: have a ring bear and have the person dress up

787
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: in a full bear a man like a little child costume. No,

788
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: it can't be cute, and it has to be alarming.

789
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: Want my wedding to be very alarming. I want everyone

790
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: to feel like they had a bad dream. I'm going

791
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: to ask people that aren't my parents to walk me

792
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 1: down the aisle, but like, not even close to me.

793
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: They're just like, don't even get me started on all

794
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: the implications of that. Like I want to get stunt

795
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: doubles for my parents to do flips like the whole

796
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: like father giving away his daughter, It's like, well, are

797
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: my daughter's property property? No, I bestow this property onto

798
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: this other man who And oh, yeah, you got to

799
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: change your name now because my dad and the man

800
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 1: I married to do like a Brittany Madonna style kiss

801
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: and pass my spirit my dad like now you're the

802
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: princess of pop. I really want my dad to end

803
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: up like Richard gear in this film and to end

804
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: up kissing the groom and and then not me and

805
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: that's how we find out my dad's I want to

806
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: get cooked in my own wedding and lunch my dad

807
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: and my beloved make it and maybe go further in

808
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: my wedding at least, and I'm fine if they go further.

809
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: A little tweaking, Yeah, a little yeah, do what you

810
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: feel is I would enjoy a wedding if that happened,

811
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: but I don't, like I want to be cillar. I

812
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,720
Speaker 1: understand like wanting to throw a celebration for this important

813
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: day in your life. But even if you don't do it,

814
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: guess what, you still can be married if you fill

815
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: out all the paperwork anyway, or if you just hang

816
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: out for seven years. Yeah that you just live together

817
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: for a while and then you'll be married. But um,

818
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: I understand like wanting to like throw a party, but

819
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be as extravagant as what we're doing

820
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: and what we have been doing for decades. No, I

821
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: don't think so. No, it is financially irresponsible for most people.

822
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah. I just have a joke about, like,

823
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: would you have the same wedding if you had to

824
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: invite a kid that was like starving to your wedding

825
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: and like probably you'd be like, oh, thirty thousand dollars

826
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: is not a good thing to spend on a party

827
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: with the world like exactly, like the world is so bad,

828
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 1: could save eighteen families, right, yeah. I you love listening

829
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: to people talking about the specifics of their wedding though,

830
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: because it's always so serious. But if you're even one

831
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: step removed from it, you're like, this is the dumbest

832
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: remember in my life, Like my my my cousin got married,

833
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: and that she would I would hear her on the friends.

834
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: You'd call me crying because like she wasn't rustic enough.

835
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: She'd be like, I, really, my mom didn't want to

836
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: pay for the tables that because I want the tables

837
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: to be barrels, because barrels are rustic, and I don't

838
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: understand why we can't afford enough barrels and didn't It's

839
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: just like any this problem is big. This is a

840
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,959
Speaker 1: big problem. My own gotta get those barrels. My really

841
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: only requirement is I'm going to walk down the aisle

842
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: to It's only Africa by Toto. That's like absolutely, because

843
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna get so amped from that that like it

844
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: doesn't even matter who I'm marrying, but I'm just gonna

845
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: be like I'm in by the time you walked on

846
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: the aisle to Africa, you'll marry literally any literally is it?

847
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: Bob Costas? Who is it? I don't care? Put them

848
00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: up turn around. That's how I feel about wantings. Sorry,

849
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: weddings are fun. I mean, maybe it's because I don't

850
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: get invited to them. Maybe that's why I hate them.

851
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: I really Here's another call from my cousin Ja. I go.

852
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: I lost the cornhole game and I was painting the

853
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: cornhole game because his arrested game to play. And no,

854
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: my husband doesn't want to. He's not my husband yet,

855
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: but he's gonna be my husband and the no one's

856
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: gonna be able to play cornhole. Are they still married? Yeah?

857
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: So far, so good? How long has it been? Uh?

858
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: Four months? All right? At last it's gonna ridge is

859
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: always do because I think this one's gonna I think

860
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna make it. Those crazy kids. We got the cornhole,

861
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: we got the barrels. She's she's twy five, guys. I

862
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: really hope my cousin doesn't listen to this, and I

863
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: don't think she does. I can edit it out, leave

864
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: it that. I want to know if she listens. I

865
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: think people shouldn't get married until are like thirty five

866
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: at the earliest. I think people shouldn't ge married into

867
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: the I've already been married once before and and affected up,

868
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: like you have to do it one time and everyone's like,

869
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: we know this isn't seriously, but we're just gonna do

870
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: like that one and then you get divorced and you

871
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: like try again. Updated guys who I'm like, you would

872
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: be a great second husband. I'm definitely gonna refer to

873
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: my husband as my first husband. That people introduce husband.

874
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: It's like, oh are you guys, Like, no, we are,

875
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: we just got married. I want to keep him on

876
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: His toes were very in love, but we're truly in love.

877
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: One of my favorite lines from Jurassic Park, which I

878
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: know this is not the movie we're talking about, but

879
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: Dr Ian Malcolm a K. Jeff Goldbloom says, yeah, I'm

880
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: always on the lookout for a future x Mrs Malcolm

881
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: knowing that he's gonna follow someone get married and get

882
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: divorced and he's just realistic with his expectations. Yeah, it's

883
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: like that song I'm only going to break, break, break, break,

884
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: break your heart. I it wrong. There's a lot of

885
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: songs where rappers are like warning women that they're going

886
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: to break their hearts. And I love that because it's like,

887
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: you're honest, you're real, right, and then you can just

888
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: present the receipts in the form of the top forty

889
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: sick right. So yeah, I love rom coms. I love

890
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: love I love rom coms because it's like, I'm not

891
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: supposed to like vapid, dumb things and I'm leaning in hard. Yeah,

892
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like this. I love The Bachelor. I love

893
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: Jane the Virgin, Like, wait, we're gonna talk about Jay

894
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: the Virgin is my favorite show in the world. I've

895
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: seen it all the way through twice. It's it's amazing,

896
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: good everything, catastrophe and good rom com No, I do

897
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: like I've only seen the first season, but I do

898
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: like that show. Excellent or Amazon Original Day The Vision

899
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: is the best show on television if you like. People

900
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: talk about it. I don't know. It's so woman and

901
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: it's very self aware. I love it. Gina Rodriga shines

902
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: every week. Every week. Team Michael, Yeah, whoa whoa controversy. Um,

903
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: are there any other thoughts that people have on the

904
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: movie Away Bride, I will say that there are a

905
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: lot of good speaking roles for women for different kinds

906
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: of characters that are like not the same role or

907
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: not just putting them in the same like Shuill woman

908
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: best friend, like it was a little weird different. They

909
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: are all white. It is a very white movie, as

910
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: many movies are. There is a I think a reporter

911
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: who is like at the finn the wedding that they

912
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: attempt and then she runs away from with Richard gear Um.

913
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: There's a woman of color who's a reporter who's asking questions.

914
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 1: But other than that, and everyone's pretty white. The older

915
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: women we see as horney grandma. Oh yeah, yeah, so

916
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 1: we do see some represent older women. So that's honey grandma.

917
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: Uh check um. It does pass the Bechdel test for sure,

918
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: so that's good it doesn't. There's a scene where it

919
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: passes pretty early on whenever Joan Kuzak and the other

920
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: lady friend whose name I forget, the cousin unmarried cousin, No,

921
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: not Betty Trout either. There's a with like a poof

922
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: hair thing. She's an older woman too. Yeah, she says

923
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to focus on your eggs, Bob. While she's

924
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: working at the dinero, they come in and ask Maggie

925
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: if she's seen the call um that Richard Year has

926
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: printed in the Say today, And she's like, yeah, what

927
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: a funny joke, you guys. And she's like, you told

928
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: us not to do any bachelorette jokes because is that

929
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: a thing? He? I guess so so, So there's that

930
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: conversation happens again in the hair salon again Carl up

931
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: and die, which is what I wanted to do when

932
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: I watched this movie. They are talking about a chair

933
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: for a while, we're talking about a dog. They talked

934
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: about kinds of stuff. It's not a man. They're fun friends.

935
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: As you were saying that, I was thinking about how

936
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: I don't think Shrek passes the Betel test and out

937
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: freaking it doesn't. It doesn't, It doesn't. It doesn't. Well, yeah,

938
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: because there's Fiona and there's Arthur other there's no other

939
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,439
Speaker 1: speaking part for women other than give him the chair.

940
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: When the woman yells that when he's beating someone up

941
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: that yeah, Shrek man, it's problematic. It's problem that it

942
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 1: came out before Night eleven. It did it come out

943
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: like two months before one? Can I tell you my

944
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: favorite fact about a movie ever? And I was also

945
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: about to say one of my favorite movies does not

946
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: pass the Bectel test. Master of Disguise. Fun fact about

947
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: the Master of Disguise. You know that scene, that famous

948
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: scene from the Master of the Skies, the turtle turtle scene.

949
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: I have not seen that movie. Everyone's seen this scene.

950
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: Have you seen the turtle? Are you kidding me? Aristotle?

951
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: Aristotle seen it? Shout out to Aristotle's Danta Carveys only

952
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: movie that he's the star of. It's the last movie

953
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: he's the star of. It's not a great movie. But

954
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: um I wrote a bunch of essays about it a

955
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. And I listened to the commentary

956
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: track and this iconic, very bad scene and this very

957
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: bad movie was filmed on September eleven. Wow, they kept

958
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: going after that. They said that in the commentary track,

959
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: they were just like because it was Dana Kurfey and

960
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: the director and they were just like, oh, Like when

961
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: the turtle scenes started, they're like, oh, I was like,

962
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: why this is a great scene and they're like, oh yeah.

963
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: This was on September eleven, two thousand one, and uh

964
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: we had to stop filming for a couple of minutes

965
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: and uh just have a moment of silence, but you

966
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: know we had to finish. The scene. Was like, man,

967
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 1: Shell must go on. The show truly did go on. Oh,

968
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say a few of my other

969
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: favorite lines of dialogue the movie. One of them is

970
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: when Richard Gear shows up to the baseball game that

971
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: people playing in. Maggie goes there. He is again snoop

972
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: doggie dog. Yeah, that is a good that's a good quote.

973
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. I'm still thinking about it.

974
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: He's like snooping around her. But that's like not a

975
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: response to snooping. That's that's stuck with me. To another

976
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 1: The Titanic makes a Snoop Dogg reference to they name

977
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: one of their deep sea cameras after Oh, I was like,

978
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: what how does Jack and Rose know about Snoop dog

979
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: came from the past. There's a passenger from the future.

980
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: What an actually watch The Titanic if Snoop Dogg had

981
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: been on it, I will not watch that film. Like

982
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg has been a prevalent cultural force for decades.

983
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. My other favorite line is when

984
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: Maggie goes, you wouldn't know real love if it jumped

985
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: up and bit you in the armpit. Armpit learned. They

986
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: were like instead of asks, what are we gonna do?

987
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

988
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: You can't say dick? How about armpit? We cans I dick?

989
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: How about one eyed snake? There's I liked that. That

990
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,800
Speaker 1: would seems like one of those things of like, let's

991
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,439
Speaker 1: just change the dialogue so TBS doesn't need to change

992
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: it later. God love TBS. I love TBS movie edits

993
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: They're so good it should be everybody to look And

994
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: I came here at a party. Are we ready to

995
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: to rate? Let's do it all right? Um? So we

996
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: rate on a five nipple scale of how you feel

997
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: the movie treats it's women characters, and uh we we

998
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: usually describe the nipples. Do you want to go first? Sure?

999
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: I would give it. I'm gonna say I could give

1000
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: it two and a half nipples. Again, I'm gonna give it.

1001
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: Uh both of John cusacks nipples and a half. I

1002
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: had horny Grandma nipple. Nice yeah, i'd say I want

1003
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: to give it like two nipples. Um. It does bother

1004
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: me that, like such a huge emphasis is placed on

1005
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: marriage and pair bonding, and that's like what you're supposed

1006
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: to be doing if you're a young woman and you

1007
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: gotta find men boom with Um, something's happened that I

1008
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: don't mind. I think you're okay. Um. Largely, I just

1009
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: think this is such a sloppily poorly written movie that

1010
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: I can't I don't like any of the characters. So

1011
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: with that said, two nipples they belong to the drunk dad,

1012
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: oh sad leaky alcoholics. Nipples to alcoholics. Heavens that leak

1013
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: like the leak booze out of them, and they can

1014
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: suckle on them if they run if they're Ye. I

1015
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: don't mean to be making light of alcoholism. I know

1016
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: it's a serious problem in disease. How about you. I'm

1017
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: gonna go with I would go with three. The only

1018
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: thing that I really have an issue with is that,

1019
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: like you said, everyone is white, so that that might

1020
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: being that might be a two and a half, but

1021
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna go three nipples. There's a lot of

1022
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 1: speaking roles for women. There's a lot of friendship for women.

1023
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 1: There's um more than most movies. They let women actually talk,

1024
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: even if they are annoying women. Um, which women are annoying?

1025
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: That's real, Um, not all. I'm just saying there's some

1026
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: women who annoying. I women are annoying. Women are sluts

1027
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: all across the ballard. Look, I think I'm an annoying

1028
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: sled if someone called me that accurate, like, yes, you

1029
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: know me, you get me when Yeah? No, but I

1030
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: think there was some accurate portrayals of parts of womanhood

1031
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: in that movie. Um, so I'm going to give it

1032
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: three and all three nipples are coming from Porthold the dog.

1033
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, oh yeah, he's got a plenty of Yeah,

1034
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: he's got up to six. Yeah. Oh well, row Away Bride.

1035
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: Uh Kaylin hated it, Sophia, and I liked it. Uh

1036
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: ultimately a weird movie that people probably don't watch that much. Yeah,

1037
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: but you could. You should if you wanna, you know,

1038
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: waste to two hours. Okay, relax anyway, Sophia, thanks for

1039
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: being here more. Can people find you online? You have

1040
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: maything you want to plug? They can find me online

1041
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,919
Speaker 1: on Twitter at the number one and then follower No Dad,

1042
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: one following nor Dad and then I run a monthly show,

1043
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: a comedy show at the Resident which Jamie was on recently,

1044
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: and our next show is April three. Super cool. Thank

1045
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: you for coming, all right, thank you. You can follow

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Bactel Cast and rate and review us.

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Speaker 1: We'd love that reviews and uh give me your worst,

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Speaker 1: all right, bye yone bye