WEBVTT - The Crimes are Coming from Inside the Podcast 0:00:01.560 --> 0:00:15.520 Crime. Hello everyone, and welcome back to Real Time Crime. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.560 I'm your host le Lamar, and I have with me 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.800 today my friend sometimes Dmitri. Hello Dmitri. I want it 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:25.880 clear that you said my friend sometimes have the title, 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.880 not my sometimes friends. So at least we got that 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.120 out of the the way. That's official. Well, when you think 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:33.120 about it that way, I mean, I guess you are 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:38.640 sometimes my friends. Oh, I appreciate that too. I'll take it. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.680 Hello and you guys. Today we're going to be discussing 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.320 a lot of hot topics. You already know how hot 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.760 they are. One is and it's weird for me to 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.760 say hot before I read this one, but Colorado passing 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.680 a law about children playing outside alone based on maturity level. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:59.000 L O L. Sony and Netflix halting Will Smith projects 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:04.600 yea A, an author of How to Murder Your Husband, 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:08.280 goes to trial for allegedly killing her husband, and then, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.720 of course the case that everyone's talking about, the Sacramento shooting, 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:15.600 and joining us today, I have with me one of 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.800 my favorite human beings. He's a stand up comedian. You 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.240 know him from work on Holics, from I'm Dying up here, 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.560 Mike and Dave need wedding dates from Riffin with Griffin. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:32.959 He's a star, he's my friend, He's hilarious. Eric Griffin 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.199 go on, I'm going to his wedding for sure. Confirmed? 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.480 Oh is it? I think I think it is. I 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:45.560 went on a date with his fiance last night. And think, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:49.480 by the way, Eric, thanks for dinner. Yeah, that's how 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.680 you get into invited to a wedding. You go out 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:55.720 with the with the significant other alone when you get it. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.320 I just had to get them in a a in 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:01.400 a in a group chat and just know Jewish girls unite, 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.000 and then now they were like besties. Yeah. And then 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.160 we face timed him and Eric was like, have my 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.720 back and I was like, sorry, I met Rachel and 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:16.440 now I got Rachel's back. So by Eric. Also, before 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.519 we talk about me and Eric for a second, I 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.880 just want to address a new Hollywood crime that's come out. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:27.240 It's called my spray tan. Yeah, okay, so if you 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.720 can't see it, uh, Leah has those your finger There 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.639 will be a clip of this. Would you say, are 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:36.880 those your fingerprints? Yes, you tanned with somebody. Here's the 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.960 do you guys think I did it? I mean called 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:48.919 bronze handed. Yeah, I have your first time doing it. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.720 Um no, this is the first time I had someone 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.600 else do it for me. And let me say mistake. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.400 Letting someone else see my naked body without receiving a 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:01.120 compliment was so odd. We didn't even have sex. It 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:05.040 was like what am I paying for? Anyway? Um, welcome 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:12.359 back to Okay, Eric, Are you so glad you agreed 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.800 to do this? Oh my god, this is early in 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:20.120 the morning to even think about your pale, pink naked body. 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.040 And and the best part, let me just tell you this. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.440 When I was drying myself off after I looked in 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.360 the mirror and I was like, damn, I look so good. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.040 And I looked at myself in the backside and I 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.919 bent over and when you like, my butt cheeks spread apart, 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.960 just like white down the cray Like, I can't have 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.080 sex with anyone. This is embarrassing. I don't even know 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.120 what to deal with this, Like I have a white crack. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.360 Good morning. So this is what we do here, We 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.920 go through crimes and connect dots. So you were out 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:53.160 with Eric's fiance last night and somebody gave you a 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:57.160 naked spray tan. This was this all on the same yes, 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:02.200 And then I woke up a loan officer. Okay, so, um, Eric, 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:06.240 before we get into the crime, the people want to 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:10.320 know how we know each other. Um, what do you mean? 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.600 We can do comedy, but not everyone knows that. I 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.080 opened on the road for Eric. We've gone to many 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:21.880 a city together. Um. I torture Eric with my guy issues, 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.320 and we spend most of our meals discussing all the 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:30.120 problems that I have. Crack. Well, this is why, don't 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.000 worry Rachel. Rachel came home and was like all she 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:38.000 did was talking about her ex. Yeah, Lee is one 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.800 of those man just you have to hear about her 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:45.680 terrible choice in man anytime you go out with her. Well, 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.479 what else am I gonna talk about my career? Which 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.760 that or your apparently that or your butt? Crack? So 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:59.920 thank you? Yeah, I mean so really we've so anyway, Um, Eric, Eric, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.400 people want to know what made you want to be 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.200 a comedian. This is what we're gonna talk about. What 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.720 we just have to introduce you to the world. Nobody cares. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.839 Let's get to the crimes. You know what I mean? 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.920 They you know what I mean, Come on, let's here 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.040 for it. They don't need a weird bio about me. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.640 I was funny. I became a comic. Here we are 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.840 your god. This is gonna be a great episode. So, 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.040 by the way, this is what he does on stage two. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.040 He's like, I got a bunch of setups and some punchlines. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:34.560 All right, thanks for coming everybody. Thanks set up, set up, laugh, laugh, laugh, 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:39.479 where's my check? I love? Rachel told me last night. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.080 I mean, you've told me a version of this, but 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.160 I heard it from Rachel's mouth last night about how 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:49.080 you guys met h the laughs of stuff. I mean, 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.680 it's all the same, yeah, but it was. It was funny. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.960 She was like on a date and brought him to 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.800 the comedy store. Yeah, well she told me that anyway. No, 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:02.480 she went to the improv like yeah, yeah. But as 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.280 I was talking to her, she was like, I want 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:05.880 to come to the show because I want to come 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.839 to your show. Then she's like, well, I'm kind of 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.920 I'm already going to be with someone, you know, who's 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.320 gonna buy my drinks. This is exactly how she said it, 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.080 you know. And I was like, I'll get you in. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.480 It's fine. So then I see her in the crowd. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.719 I'm doing my jokes and I had I have particular 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.560 jokes perfect for this situation. So I have jokes about 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.320 like I'm not going to be your friend, and that 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:33.359 this poor idiot is sitting behind her, you know, you know, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.839 like just an idiot, you know what I mean, Like 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:39.880 I'm clear, you know. And then but then I didn't 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.520 wait to say hi to her after the show, and 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.480 she was like you didn't wait? Why could you didn't 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.159 say hi to me? I was like, you're on a date, 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.080 you know what I mean, Like, what do you I'm 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.160 not gonna say. I don't care, you know what I mean? 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.800 And then I went and then she invited me to 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:56.200 another place, Delilah's, where she was on another date again, 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.040 but she was but she was mad at the guy 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.040 because she was watching him sing. He was a singer 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.440 and he invited a bunch of girls and her to 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.360 watch him sing. So she got mad and was like, well, 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:11.440 I'm in inviting somebody over, you know. So I came 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.480 and the guy just happened to be a fan of me. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.560 He was like, oh, wow, sit here at our table, 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.200 and I was like, oh, that's great, and then I 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.520 took her out. We went out and we went talking, 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.200 and then the next thing we started hanging out and 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:26.280 the next thing you know, we're dating and then now 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:31.600 years later we're engaged. So I gotta pull Rachel and 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.520 somehow what does that even mean? What does that mean 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.480 to you? Pull a Rachel? Do you have to pay 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:42.280 for everything? Okay? Well, hey yes, Eric, can I get 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.520 a credit card? This is the weird time for publicly 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:49.240 would be better than privately? And then okay, alright, so 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:53.320 just bring dates to places where the guy I actually 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:58.000 like might be. Yeah, you'd be surprised how that of effects. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.560 It sparks the it's spark the competition in a man. 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.680 You're also pathetic. Well, it sparks competition with with a man, 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.960 except for you, because you were like, I'm not sticking 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.800 around and say hi, screw that. But then that made 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.280 her be like, you know, now I flipped the script, 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.200 that's what. Yeah, you flipped in and she was like, hey, 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:20.400 why don't you come to this place where my other boyfriend? Exactly? 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.240 All right, a man? So I stole her from two men? 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:30.560 How about that? When when two oh, Eric, watching the 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:34.080 men laugh at this is very discomforting. Discomforting. It's too 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.080 early to do anything. All right, let's get into the 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.720 hot topics. Thanks for sharing your love life with us, Eric, 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:42.920 because mine it's not fun to listen to. It is 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:48.440 not trust everyone's cool case right now? It was d 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:52.839 O A cool. It's actually open it It's actually an 0:08:52.840 --> 0:09:00.640 open and shut case. The guys are just gone, I think, yeah, 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.800 if they're just like who murdered Lee? Is love life? 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:23.959 Leah did it's self inflicting dead? All right, you guys, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.280 let's hop into these hot topics. The first one is 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.720 Colorado passes law allowing children to play outside alone based 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:33.680 on maturity level. Okay. A Colorado governor signed a bill 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.920 into law on Wednesday allowing children to play outside independently 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.720 without it being labeled abuse or neglect. The state's previous 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.600 law caused as spike and complaints towards parents who are 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.280 accused of neglect whenever their children were seen playing outside 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.679 or walking to school alone. Two one thousand calls to 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.920 the state's child abuse hotline in one and only thirteen 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:55.400 thousand calls were actually accurate. The bill states that a 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.079 child is not neglected when allowed to participate in certain 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:01.240 independent activities that are reasonable and prudent parent, guardian or 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:05.160 legal custodian would consider safe. Given the child's maturity, condition 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:11.040 or abilities. Uh yeah, what this makes a perfect sense 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.920 to me. I used to walk to you. So a 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.280 kid can't walk to school, they can't ride their bike 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.559 to school without their parents like that? What what kind 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:22.480 of nonsense is this? This is some woke policing bullshit. Yeah, 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.400 this is this is what the problem is is they 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.840 need to like, the law should be if you call 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:31.880 the police unwarrantedly, you should be fined. That's the law 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.160 they need to put into If you're a Karen looking 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.280 outside and you see a kid and you're like, oh 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.960 my god, I see a child by themselves, you should 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.120 be fined. That's what should happen. They should be a 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.200 fifty dollar fine every time you call the cops stupidly. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.160 I used to walk to school by myself. I used 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.080 to go to the the park by myself. Yeah, what are 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:54.559 we talking about? How I turned out? I'm just fine. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.960 Kids can't. Kids can't play in the yard, they can't 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.280 Like what are you what are we talking about right now? 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.880 I mean living living in fear? Just it sounds really stupid. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.560 I think that the law that, like I said, the 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.000 law that should go into a place right now is 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:13.719 if you call the cops unjustly or uh for a 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:18.040 ridiculous reason, you should be fined. Yeah, I feel bad. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:21.320 Thirteen thousand of them were accurate, but you know, so 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.360 it's nice that whatever situation that was brought attention to it. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:28.040 But that's out of two thousand. That's I agree, that's 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.920 just people like seeing something and calling it. But also 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:32.920 it's like based on the maturity level, that's not going 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.280 to fix it, right, because if I say my kids 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.280 old enough to walk to school alone, it's not like 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.960 I'm not going to stop by the neighbors and be like, 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:40.960 just so you know, I have okay, this is they're 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:45.240 mature enough. And also people's gauge of how mature people 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:49.559 are it's always off anyway, So yeah, that's always like right, 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.120 it's and it's also like do you just put a 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:55.000 label on their backpack like mature a fright? You know. 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.800 That's like that's like when I was eighteen and I 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.600 remember all these like much older men and would be like, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.079 you're so wise beyond your years. It's like, no, I'm eighteen, 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:09.440 just so you're aware. I I'm definitely just turned eighteen. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:14.079 That's like the that's the predator tagline well also Dmitri 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.480 as the only parent of the three of us. How 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.400 do you feel about this? I mean, I think, like 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.520 I said, I appreciate people somewhat looking out, but I 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.600 think people are too quick to judge and too quick 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.800 to like raise a red flag and try and get 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.520 parents in trouble. Like kids, we did a lot of 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.720 ship when we're young, Like I didn't get now I 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.040 bring my kids, you know, driving to practice. I used 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.679 to go home to an empty house, get my baseball 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.760 met and go to baseball practice, like like there's stuff 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.920 that goes on. But I was I was a singer. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.120 My mom was a single parent. I was an only child, 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:47.840 you know what I mean. I had to go do 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.680 I had to do stuff on my own, you know. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.280 And and how about and how about just look out 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.480 for the kids instead of calling you're looking out, you 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.600 see something funky that you come out there. It takes 0:12:57.600 --> 0:12:59.360 a village, they say, you know what I mean. So 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.679 now the village there's no village anymore. It's just Karen's like, 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.640 you know, being like, you know, thinking they're doing something, 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.120 you know what I mean. It's like, why aren't we 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:13.400 calling in the white vans? Like why are we Why 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.520 are we calling in the children? You know, it's like 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.280 this random guy's offering people M and m's like, maybe 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:23.440 we should be like that guy. Seems a little off putting. Yeah, 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:28.840 weird society we live in right now. You knows, this 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:30.520 is the first time I'm hearing you're an only child, 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.280 and it actually makes a lot of sense. Now, so 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:36.280 thanks for sharing that detail. I don't even know what 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.520 that means, and I'm not I'm not even going to 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.640 I'm not going to acknowledge. I'm not even going to 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.240 acknowledge this part of the show. Let's move on to 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:51.600 the next topic. Thank you. The next time. How to 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:57.920 murder your opener, sorry, I mean husband. How to Murder 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.520 your husband writer goes on trial for but on drum roll, 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.160 allegedly killing her spouse. All right, you guys, this is 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.880 already like open and shut case. But an Oregon romance 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.839 novelist who once penned an essay titled how to Murder 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:15.160 Your Husband, will face trial on Monday for allegedly shooting 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.800 dead her spouse for a one point five million life 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:22.920 insurance payout. Nancy Crampton Brophy. She even she even took 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.520 his last name and hyphenated it, so she must have 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.240 loved him a little bit. Now seventy one has pleaded 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.400 not guilty to gunning down her husband of twenty five years, 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:37.120 Daniel Brophy, and in Portland, Okay, this was in Daniel 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.880 was found with gunshot wounds to his back chest and 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.600 at his place of work, the Oregon Culinary Institute where 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:49.400 he taught, shortly after arriving. So she told police that 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.640 she was at the couple's home and the shooting happened, 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.440 and then she was arrested months later after detective said 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.400 she had been in the vicinity of the crime scene. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:03.200 It took them months to find that out. Yeah, yeah. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:08.000 And then days after the shooting, she allegedly asked cops 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.560 to provide her with a letter saying she wasn't a 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.120 suspect in her husband's murder so she could collect on 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:21.080 his life insurance policy worth Yeah, let's hold on a second, 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.360 Hold on a second, Hold on a second. We don't 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.200 know their financial situation. We don't know like what the 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.520 bills need to be paid, you know, like was he 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.760 in charge of the money? Was she like that? You know, 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:32.720 like if she's just sitting there and all of a sudden, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.880 now her husband's dead and like the lights get turned off. 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:38.560 Because we don't know what their agreement was. I don't 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:41.040 think we should just assume that just because she was 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.240 trying to get this life insurance done, because life moves on. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.640 They've been married twenty five years, like it is what 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.160 it is. I mean, so I don't know if that 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.880 should be that the damning evidence just because she's like 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.800 trying to like pay some bills. I don't know. What 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.080 would be One thing, if she was at a Mercedes 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.800 dealership and she was like, oh, how much I gotta 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.200 put down? Let me um, get me get this insurance 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.400 money going, and we don't you know what I mean, 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.920 it'd be different. But like, I don't think it's fair 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.800 to this lady to, uh, you know, just say that. Well, 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.480 first of all, I do I do agree that funerals 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.560 are expensive. But the kicker is she told the police 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:16.640 it was fort k, but it's actually one point five mil. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.760 So do you feel differently now either way? I mean, 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.760 I just I still feel like either way, it's like okay, one, 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:26.880 if she was in a if they were in an 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.560 unhappy marriage and like just she's like, you know, like 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.120 if you're an unhappy marriage and your husband shows up dead. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.400 I mean, how are you feeling about that? You're like, oh, 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.680 it's terrible, but all right, I gotta move on with 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.320 my life now, you know what I mean? I don't know. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:43.920 Is it is it a sign of you know, does 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.880 it mean that she murdered him? You know? But she 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.840 did lie about where she was, So the question is 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:52.920 did she was she like, hey, guys, I know you're 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.640 trying to solve my husband's murder. Would you just just 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:56.880 signed that? I prewrote this letter for you, just signed 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.720 it so I can get some money. So I agree 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.960 with you that life goes on. But was this before 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.280 or after she lied about being in the vicinity of 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.400 the murder. Lets not forget she wrote a thing called 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.639 how to Murder your Husband, and granted, I'll give her 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:10.400 this much, she didn't say how to murder your husband 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.080 and get away with it. It was just strictly how 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.439 to murder your husband? Okay. So then my pushback on 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.200 that is like, she wrote a book called how to 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.239 murder your husband? So who do you think they think 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.320 it's going to be? The suspect? So she could be 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.480 sitting here just being like Damn, they're gonna think I 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:26.680 did this, and so like yeah, you know, to be fair, 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.200 she also wrote books such as Hell on the Heart 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.840 and The Wrong Husband. That's what I'm saying. He could 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:34.760 he could have been the inspiration for a lot of this. 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.600 You know. The best part is she calls herself a 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:41.600 romance novelist with these titles. But like, what's the facts 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:44.800 of the case, Like, like you know, I don't know, Like, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.760 so she got a gun, it went shot her husband 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.800 at work? Why would she do it like that? So 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.439 like like how she wrote the book about how to 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.520 murder your husband? Was it? What was it? I mean, 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.359 usually you know it would be poison or I don't know. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.480 What I'm saying is in this book? Was she like 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:06.040 a sloppy crime? Do you think that's just she's so? 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:08.280 So she's an idiot, is what you're trying to say. 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.760 She's saying she's an idiot. So she just got a 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.399 gun and went and shot her husband in the back. 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:16.879 Hey again, I'm not I'm not. What I'm saying is 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.760 the things that you guys have said, like you would 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:24.439 be terrible prosecutors. Well but no, but I agree with 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.880 you that this it's not. It's obviously not cut dry, 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:28.920 and I'm not saying that did it. But what I'm 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.280 saying is, yes, we take take away the joke that 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:34.440 she wrote that book, right, but she lied about where 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:36.600 it is and she went while during all this, And 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.040 I understand you need money, but it's I've never maybe 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.520 it's happened a lot. I've never heard of someone being like, hey, 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:42.960 can you guys just give me a letter so I 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:44.679 can get my money while you're doing all this. And 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.440 granted she may be in hard times, but we don't 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.560 know that. We don't know either way. Really okay, real quick. 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:54.040 So I also she doesn't look like somebody that's doing great. 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:58.040 So you know, well, yeah she's in jail. Eric, Okay, 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:02.440 So How to Murder Your Husband by Nancy Brophy. First 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:04.520 of all, she lists up. First of all, this is 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:10.160 less of an essay more of like a listical. As 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.640 a romantic suspense writer, I spend a lot of time 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:16.600 thinking about murder and consequently about police procedure. If the 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:19.000 murder is supposed to set me free, I certainly don't 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:20.720 want to spend any time in jail. And let me 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:22.840 say clearly for the record, I don't like jumpsuits and 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.440 oranges in my color. Okay. Then she lists out motives. 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:31.040 One financial. This is big, of course, it is expensive. 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:33.320 Do you really want to split your possessions? Or if 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.639 you married for money, aren't you entitled to all of it? 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:39.119 The drawback is the police aren't stupid. They are looking 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:41.520 at you first, so you have to be organized, ruthless 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.760 and clever. Husbands have disappeared from cruise ships before. Why 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:48.920 not yours? My point? This is making this is all 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:52.280 making my point. This is all making my point, Like, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:56.399 do you really think that someone who is this methodical 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:58.439 about writing a book and what all this kind of 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:01.399 stuff would just go to her husband's job and shoot 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.800 him in the back. The problem is I've watched too 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.760 many TV movies about this kind of stuff, So yes, 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:09.720 I could see that happening, as she's already got her 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:11.679 alibi for exactly why you said, why would I do that? 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.200 But the other thing is I also see someone says, oh, 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.120 she has a book, she looks like the perfect person. 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:19.159 Let me go do this. I'll do this murder and 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:21.000 it's gonna look like she did it. Do you think 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:26.520 she was framed? But they have no other suspects well, 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:28.359 they I think they're gonna they might find out that 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.240 he is a cheating dog, lying pizza ship who knows 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:35.760 right well she has, she leads, she writes for motives. 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.520 Lying cheating bastard is one falling in love with someone 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:40.800 else's one. You know, she's like, oh, you don't want 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.560 to get stuck in a crime of passions and you 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:45.520 got to clean up the blood and it's messy. Um. 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:49.040 You know she has thought about it, but but maybe 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:51.520 she was just driven to the limit. And because she 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.639 also did lie. She said she was home, but she 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:55.880 was in the vicinity of the murder, which is not 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:57.879 lying is a kind of a big deal. And she 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:01.600 lied about how much it was for okay, I get 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:04.400 those two points, But like lying about being okay, So 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:09.280 let's say you're being accused of from murder and you 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.080 also happened to be in the area of that murder 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:16.439 that you did not commit. So like, no, I straight 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:18.600 up give if I know that I didn't do it, 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.600 I straight up give all the act truthful facts, and 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.320 really hope that it starts as well, because lying about 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:26.360 it and having that found out is going to bring 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:29.280 you ten times more towards the guild. I totally understand that. 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:31.640 But what I'm saying is I understand why someone would 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.960 lie in that in that situation. I understand why someone 0:21:34.960 --> 0:21:37.240 would like think like, you know, oh man, I was 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:39.160 over there. I don't want that, you know, I can 0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:41.159 improve I wasn't at home. I mean, I don't know. 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:43.640