WEBVTT - #295: My Name's NOT ASIA!!!

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys start up up, They making noise Data start

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<v Speaker 1>up up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode five of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We are six

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<v Speaker 2>episodes away from three hundred if I include this one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that great. I'm getting a little nervous for it

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<v Speaker 2>because people are gonna expect something big and we got

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<v Speaker 2>nothing planned. I don't know. We have another montage coming up,

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<v Speaker 2>a three hundred episode montage, do we Our guy from

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<v Speaker 2>the two hundred montage is working on it. I'll plug

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<v Speaker 2>him when we get closer. But okay, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's working on it. Oh my god. If he is,

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that guy forever. I love him forever

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<v Speaker 2>for the two hundred montage. Yeah, I like him for

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<v Speaker 2>that too, But I realized it was like two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It would really cement himself in Brooklyn Boys lore if

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<v Speaker 2>he if he comes to him with a second montage,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not already submitted. We have people who created a

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<v Speaker 2>board game for us. We have people who did the

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<v Speaker 2>graphics for Slice Time, which I'm gonna have given them

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<v Speaker 2>all credit. But people have done a lot for this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So many people bought our merchandise. Yeah, a lot of lore.

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<v Speaker 2>There's law everywhere. Yeah, you know, there's just no order.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no there's certainly no order to this lore,

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<v Speaker 2>but no order. Dum dump dum, it's dum oh. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's summertime, scary pretty much. It's summertime, summertime, some

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<v Speaker 2>some summertime. You know what that means. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It's rooftop man to the rescue. You know, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to uh some rooftop bars, checking out the guide to

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<v Speaker 2>see what's hot this summer. We'll see, uh, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, it's the same old, same old. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna find something. I'm gonna find it, Okay, ship, So slices.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what you need to do on a Wednesday. What

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<v Speaker 2>the weather reports in the Jersey City area Hoboken area

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<v Speaker 2>of New Jersey. If the weather's really nice, don't expect

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast on Wednesday night, because I'll call scary. I'll go, dude, Yeah, eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>five degrees clear skies. Yeah, we already have a rooftop

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<v Speaker 2>We already have our differences. I like to do I

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<v Speaker 2>like to do a podcast in the morning. When I

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<v Speaker 2>get off the air, I hit the ground running. At

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<v Speaker 2>eleven o'clock or noon. We're just waking up. Brodie's just

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<v Speaker 2>waking up, just waking up. Brodie comes alive in the nighttime,

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<v Speaker 2>and I take that and I take off. I get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here in the nighttime. In fact, here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>It's five o'clock on Thursday, May sixteenth, recording the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm postponing my dinner plans because we're here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're doing it before dinner, so you can go

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<v Speaker 2>out to dinner. Well, we'll see, we'll see if we

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<v Speaker 2>get to Speaking of me sleeping late, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on LinkedIn, Yeah, just for business purposes. Please don't don't

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<v Speaker 2>try to follow me on LinkedIn. It's boring as shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes LinkedIn will send you a notification that says

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<v Speaker 2>you might know this guy, or you might want to

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<v Speaker 2>follow him, you have a lot in common or herr. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I get notification this guy I'm con mention his name,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's a big deal in television. He worked on

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<v Speaker 2>Late Show with David let him in, he worked with

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Central. He's done a lot of shit in the

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<v Speaker 2>industry that I like. And we went to the same

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<v Speaker 2>college at the same time. So I feel like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll hit him up, you know, like, because he says

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<v Speaker 2>he's working on some new projects similar to the amazing

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<v Speaker 2>stuff he's done in the past. Okay, well, I'm between

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<v Speaker 2>jobs looking to write comedy. He's a guy who's created

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<v Speaker 2>comedy shows, worked, he helped create Comedy Central. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I gotta talk to this guy. I gotta, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, drop my name be like, hey, we went

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<v Speaker 2>to school together. Scary he went to our college. You

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to the same college at different times.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a TV and radio major, you were a

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<v Speaker 2>TV and radio major, but we were in different times. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but still he is off a lot of this in common.

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<v Speaker 2>So I messaged him and go, hey, man, unbelievable work

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<v Speaker 2>that you've accomplished. Amazing. Can't wait to see what you're

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<v Speaker 2>working on next. We went to school together, Love to

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<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe work with you in the future. Blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah. Just not a lay in the groundwork in

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<v Speaker 2>case he comes up with some great idea. So I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, love to work with you in the future, Like, meaning,

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<v Speaker 2>you create a TV show, you need a comedy writer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your guy, right, He writes back, Wow, what a

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<v Speaker 2>small world. Great meeting you, David. Looks like we have

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<v Speaker 2>college and comedy in common. Yeah. Done, you've done aue.

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<v Speaker 2>You've done quite a lot for yourself as well. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like he's going to team up with you

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<v Speaker 2>and do something big with you. Yeah, he's listen. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a little busy right now, but I should be free

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<v Speaker 2>after August. So I'm thinking if he wants to do

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<v Speaker 2>a zoom call me. He says, so anytime after August,

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<v Speaker 2>hit me up. I'd love to be a guest on

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<v Speaker 2>your show. Oh, okay, meaning the Brooklyn Boys. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hitting you up for a gig. You're not hitting me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he did the Jedi mind trick. That's a He's like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's great meeting you first time. You'd like to have

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<v Speaker 2>me on your podcast to promote what I'm working on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Who wow, wow, Wait a minute exactly. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't reach out. No, no, I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>help me. I want you. Did he to help me?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he misconstrue that? Or I think he did. I

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<v Speaker 2>think he clearly didn't. Look he's not. It doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>him a bad guy. No, he listened. That's an entrepreneur

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<v Speaker 2>for you, that's a hustler. You won't remember that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to say, who is the guy who's big

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<v Speaker 2>on social media from our old neighborhood. Yeah, And I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>would love to have you on the podcast. You're from

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<v Speaker 2>our neighborhood. You sound like us, you're funnies. He's like, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>talk to my agent work out a price. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>huh are you paying? Are you paying to be on

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<v Speaker 2>our podcast? Yeah? What's up with that? You know wanted

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<v Speaker 2>us to pay him? You know, this brings up, this

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<v Speaker 2>brings up a common You're you're a guy on social

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<v Speaker 2>media doing benson Hurst Brooklyn jokes. You know we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, it's so weird to me. People think

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<v Speaker 2>that our time is free as far as well that

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<v Speaker 2>came help them, help them? No, no, yes, But so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just, uh, how do I even explain it? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Being in the industry, in the media industry, and when

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<v Speaker 2>you say stream in the business, the business, we get

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of requests and invites in an email and

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<v Speaker 2>emails that say, hey, Scary Jones, hope you're doing well.

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<v Speaker 2>We got this product launch coming on this day and

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<v Speaker 2>this time, at this place, we would love for you

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<v Speaker 2>to come down and cover this for your for your

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<v Speaker 2>station right time. Yeah. So, so basically, when you, I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>when you launch a product, you send out a press

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<v Speaker 2>release and then you some company comes along and starts

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<v Speaker 2>emailing individuals like individual news organizations and media to come

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<v Speaker 2>cover it for coverage. Now, first of all, you're assuming,

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<v Speaker 2>you're assuming that you want me to come to this

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<v Speaker 2>product launch to cover something. So let me get this straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Your your non event, your non product that nobody knows

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<v Speaker 2>or cares about. You want me to come to this

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<v Speaker 2>grand opening, this grand launch of that. Okay, waste my

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<v Speaker 2>whole day, not get paid, but just show up right

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<v Speaker 2>cover it, Maybe record a sound bite. Oh maybe throw

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<v Speaker 2>something up on social media. Yeah, promote it for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's throw it out there on my social to my

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<v Speaker 2>your the follow thousand dollars worth of value and then

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<v Speaker 2>go back to my podcast or radio show and talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it on the air. I mean, if that's not egotistical, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's in They're giving you content man, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>content because I really care about you. Get to take pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times I was invited to openings of things

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<v Speaker 2>or or like, oh, we want you to come down

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<v Speaker 2>to the ugly uh rest freaky looking people uh bashing show.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like there was it was a no brand. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't need to watch, but people walk

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<v Speaker 2>down a runway. It doesn't you know, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>they don't know what my role was. They just saw

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<v Speaker 2>he works on the morning show and listen, I'm flatted.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I was still you know, not nobody invites

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<v Speaker 2>me to anything, but a lot of times you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I appreciate. Look, you know what the publicist

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<v Speaker 2>has to prove that they sent out three hundred emails

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<v Speaker 2>that they tried to reach out. I know it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's actually taking the bait on this? And actually like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>thettle show up. I think a little conna be there

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<v Speaker 2>with my with my petted by my pad, and little

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<v Speaker 2>take notes like who does that? Who's And the best

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<v Speaker 2>part of this is when they do an event, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we have this launch in Times Square for this grand

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<v Speaker 2>opening or this this launch of this product, I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you shouldn't be calling me and asking me

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<v Speaker 2>to cover it. You should actually be calling me to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking host it. Oh look at you? Scary? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>should be paying me to be there? Because the question

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<v Speaker 2>is if you're on the if you're on the red

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<v Speaker 2>carpet of some minor event and you happen to be

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<v Speaker 2>a quasi celebrity, it brings you down, do you well know? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the question is shouldn't I be on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of this camera? Oh? Look at you? You want to walk

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<v Speaker 2>the red cart No? But like yeah, but okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>there are certain things that I would say is a privilege?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I would do? Here's the things I

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<v Speaker 2>would cover. Yeah, all the major award shows like the AMA's,

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<v Speaker 2>the Grammys, the Oscars, the met Gap. Shouldn't be on

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<v Speaker 2>the red carpet, the met Gala, things that are bigger

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<v Speaker 2>than me. Okay, those things? What quarter are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Those things? I will I will gladly show up. Fourth

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<v Speaker 2>quarter is scary, my energy, my efforts. Maybe I'll get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe somebody will walk by and give me a SoundBite

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<v Speaker 2>for the podcast that I can bring back to the

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<v Speaker 2>slice of choy. You'll leave at the radio station and

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<v Speaker 2>never bring back to the to the podcast room. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>some something with big energy and a lot of celebrities

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<v Speaker 2>and star power. Yes, then okay, I will show up

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<v Speaker 2>to your red carpet. I will take I will gladly

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<v Speaker 2>do some social I will do I will do all

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<v Speaker 2>that for free. But if you just launched a friggin

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<v Speaker 2>cologne and some dalless celebrity is gonna be there in

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<v Speaker 2>Times Square and you want me to cover it, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>contraire Montfrere, No, you're you. If anything, you should have

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<v Speaker 2>gotten in touch with me to be a part of

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<v Speaker 2>the event and help me promote it for you and

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<v Speaker 2>pay me to be there and host it as Scary Jones,

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<v Speaker 2>I can actually I may actually help bring more people

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<v Speaker 2>one hundreds to the event. So so the question becomes,

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<v Speaker 2>at what point should you be on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the At what point are you covering the red

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<v Speaker 2>carpet versus walking the red carpet? Because we get we

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<v Speaker 2>we have this issue all the time, and nine times

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<v Speaker 2>out of ten we are we're asked to cover the

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<v Speaker 2>red carpet for these non events, right and and and

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<v Speaker 2>your morning show like fuck you do you even know me?

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<v Speaker 2>Not e online where you're like looking to cover like

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<v Speaker 2>the happenings of events or whatever you're You're a show

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<v Speaker 2>that wants to bring important information to the listeners and also,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, is bigger than like, oh, this chili place

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<v Speaker 2>is opening up in Times Square, Like, where's my free chili?

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<v Speaker 2>Mass show up for free chili? Probably, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>when they say, like we want you to come this

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<v Speaker 2>faster show and they go, it'll be catered, I go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I might, I might go. Then I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>for some good catered food. Don't get me wrong, but

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<v Speaker 2>that your morning show is not the type of outlet

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<v Speaker 2>to cover events, unlike you say, unless they're massive events

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<v Speaker 2>like the met Gala or whatever else. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. Yeah, By the way, I got an email

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<v Speaker 2>today speaking of guests to have on the show, and

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<v Speaker 2>he interested having Harrison Butker on the show. Who the

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<v Speaker 2>kicker for the Chiefs. He's the biggest story in the

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<v Speaker 2>country right now. Oh that's right, I'm gonna I said, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you would say no to Harrison Butker. Yeah, yeah, Hey, speaking,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know the story, google it? Oh oh

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<v Speaker 2>Harrison Butker. No, he's very controversial. Yeah no kidding, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>catch up? Catch Oh yeah, no, no, I know he

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<v Speaker 2>said some things. He said some things about things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>women's places in the kitchen. He made a speech at

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<v Speaker 2>a college graduation, and he said some He had some

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<v Speaker 2>pretty disparaging remarks about everyone and almost everyone on the planet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>except people who are exactly like him. Just making a

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<v Speaker 2>joke we're not gonna have on the podcast. So I

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<v Speaker 2>want I'm asking this. They that college spent a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money and spent a lot of money to have

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<v Speaker 2>him come out and spew that hate. Is that embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to speak for the college and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to get into this on this podcast. It

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<v Speaker 2>knowsn't exactly NYU that invited him. Okay, the college knew

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<v Speaker 2>who they were inviting when they invited him. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>saying that the college agrees with everything he said. They

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<v Speaker 2>probably agree with a lot of it. Anyway, My point was,

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<v Speaker 2>I was making a joke that we're gonna have him

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<v Speaker 2>on that. Being said, do you know what an NFL

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<v Speaker 2>schedule release video is? No, So every team when the

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<v Speaker 2>schedules are released, they do like a big production. They

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<v Speaker 2>do a big release a video or like something for

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<v Speaker 2>the fans to show like these are the teams we're playing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna kick their ass. Here's our video announcing our season.

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<v Speaker 2>Get tickets. We're playing the Raiders, We're playing the you

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<v Speaker 2>know whoever. Well, the Chargers, Los Angeles Chargers, who are

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<v Speaker 2>one of the biggest rivals of the Chiefs, released their

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<v Speaker 2>their video like a SIMS video, and it shows them.

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<v Speaker 2>It says, we're playing the Raiders and they put like

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<v Speaker 2>clown makeup on the Raiders and we're playing the rest

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<v Speaker 2>and it's all right. When they announced it playing the

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<v Speaker 2>Chiefs in this video, they had number seven I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's number seven, Harrison Butker the kicker in the kitchen cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very good. So they getting a lot of attention

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<v Speaker 2>on social media. So kudos to the Chargers with social

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<v Speaker 2>media team for putting that together so quickly before we

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<v Speaker 2>take our break. What exactly in a nutshell? In case

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<v Speaker 2>people don't know, but nope, Oh really it's that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Well listen, it's bad. If you think those things are bad.

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<v Speaker 2>If you think he's right, then you think he's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't he say things to empower men? Did he say

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<v Speaker 2>some things that were or did he just go over

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<v Speaker 2>the line. I don't I don't know what he said.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the cliff notes. I saw a headline without

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<v Speaker 2>giving my opinion. He disparaged gay people, trans people. He

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<v Speaker 2>said women have all been lied to that their college

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<v Speaker 2>degrees are a waste, that the happiest moment of their

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<v Speaker 2>lives will not be having a career, it'll be having babies.

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<v Speaker 2>And and all these girls who are graduating this college

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<v Speaker 2>were told you don't need a job. Your your best

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<v Speaker 2>job ever is just to be a woman. He disparaged

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<v Speaker 2>the president. He disparaged men who aren't macho enough. It

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<v Speaker 2>is a long list of what he disparaged. And again

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's goes along with his beliefs, and you can

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<v Speaker 2>have whatever opinion you want. People. He will not be

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<v Speaker 2>invited back to speak. Well I can't. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how the college handled that, because it's an institution that

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<v Speaker 2>picked him for a reason. Well, there weren't people walking

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<v Speaker 2>out there, weren't people booing a lot of people disagree

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<v Speaker 2>with his opinions. But go google it, Harrison, butker b

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<v Speaker 2>U t k e R. I'm glad, I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 2>passed on him. It's yeh o, my god to that story.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the end of Yeah, let's move on, shall we.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we were also we were also offer I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to mention names. We were offered a guest. The

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<v Speaker 2>slices can figure it out, but I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>say who. We were offered a guest yesterday who we've

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<v Speaker 2>had on this podcast that we were very fond of

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<v Speaker 2>thought thought they did a great job on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>but since then has become as controversial as the last

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<v Speaker 2>guy we just talked about. Huh, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good fit right now. Yeah, I know who

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about. I saw that email go by. I

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<v Speaker 2>immediately said, not heart passed. So where we get all

0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:41.040
<v Speaker 2>these controversial people from. I don't know. They're all coming out. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>our friend Gandhi her podcast saw us on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>She just interviewed Drake Bell Drake Studio today. They call

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<v Speaker 2>that a get. That was a get because if you

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<v Speaker 2>know that he was featured in that documentary Quiet on

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<v Speaker 2>Set about the Nickelodeon Nickelodeon Kids when they were growing

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<v Speaker 2>up and what was going on behind the scenes of

0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.439
<v Speaker 2>those shows. Yeah, Drake Bell being one of them. You know,

0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:08.840
<v Speaker 2>he had some things to say about some people in

0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:13.360
<v Speaker 2>the industry that were much older than him. So so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so Drake Bell. I wonder how much she got out

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<v Speaker 2>of him. It would be interesting to hear this. I

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<v Speaker 2>would have liked to have interview him, but it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be a good fit for this podcast. No, not for

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast, just for for your other podcast, which well,

0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:30.520
<v Speaker 2>when I did a YouTube show called The Brody Blog

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<v Speaker 2>back in boy the mid two thousands, late late to

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of it's being a two thousand scary can you

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<v Speaker 2>tell me we're in the what century are we in

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<v Speaker 2>right now? The twenty first century? And can you tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what day? What's the date of the first day

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<v Speaker 2>of the twenty twenty first century. This is a trick question,

0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.520
<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen. No, it's not a trick question. Has

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<v Speaker 2>an answer. I'm gonna say January first, two thousand and one.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice job, Yeah, nice job. A lot of people would

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<v Speaker 2>have said two thousand thousand. Most people are going to

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<v Speaker 2>say two thousand. No, they trip and fall over that. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because there's no year zero, They're right exactly. It starts

0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.919
<v Speaker 2>in the year one. Anyway, Yes, nice job, two thousand

0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:18.119
<v Speaker 2>and one. Facebook is a Facebook trivia. I told you, Jay,

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<v Speaker 2>drive me crazy. I have like ane an errant nose

0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.440
<v Speaker 2>hair just coming in. Where does this come from? This

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<v Speaker 2>was dumbastic came out and this was not it was

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't sticking out this morning. This thing grew in

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<v Speaker 2>three hours. No, it may have curled up. You may

0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.040
<v Speaker 2>have inhaled, you know, and you didn't realize it. Then

0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:39.920
<v Speaker 2>you were exhaled and it blew out like one of

0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:44.640
<v Speaker 2>those noise maker things on New Year's awfully roll back,

0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:48.080
<v Speaker 2>like literally have nose hairs, and it's a gray nose hair.

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<v Speaker 2>No less. Oh, it's literally coming out of its house.

0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.840
<v Speaker 2>It's outside of the nostril. Oh you you got fifty

0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.600
<v Speaker 2>year old nose. Follow my nose. It always knows, it

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<v Speaker 2>always knows. I got to tell you what happened, ah,

0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:01.639
<v Speaker 2>because I was about to say something. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I was gonna say. All right, well we can't

0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:06.760
<v Speaker 2>say what were we talking about? It was important? Whatever

0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:12.000
<v Speaker 2>it was me? Did I just throw us off? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell? All right, well we'll have you to

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<v Speaker 2>go back and listen to the tape. But is it

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say? I don't know. But in the meantime, shit,

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<v Speaker 2>So Mother's Day wasn't exactly the happiest for us, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because obviously my mom passed back in December, and this

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna be the first time we were going to

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<v Speaker 2>the cemetery to see her. And my father had one

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<v Speaker 2>request and that is that the stone, the headstone, be

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<v Speaker 2>put up prior to our visit, and he had been

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<v Speaker 2>trying desperately for five months to get it to be

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<v Speaker 2>put in place. Yeah, trivia question, that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get back to We'll get back to it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, it's it's weird that that they do

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<v Speaker 2>this at cemeteries, but they have. They're pretty they're they're

0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:11.399
<v Speaker 2>worse than the DMV. The people in charge of some

0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:15.800
<v Speaker 2>of those cemetery offices shouldn't have the jobs they have.

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<v Speaker 2>So we happen to know a guy, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>know a guy. We know a guy who are you

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<v Speaker 2>telling me Italians? No guys at the time, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we know a guy. The guy we know my brother

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<v Speaker 2>went to school with, who did the actual etching of

0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:35.720
<v Speaker 2>the stone of the headstone. Okay, And and the stone

0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:38.840
<v Speaker 2>was ready, The stone was ready almost immediately because my

0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:41.000
<v Speaker 2>brother had the end. Sure, So it's been ready for

0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:47.440
<v Speaker 2>five months and the cemetery has had it for that time. Okay,

0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:53.040
<v Speaker 2>So my brother, my sister, my father, taking turns calling

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<v Speaker 2>the cemetery ring ring ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring.

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<v Speaker 2>No answering machine, no voicemail, there's no email addressed to

0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:03.600
<v Speaker 2>this place. It's a cemetery. There's not a lot of

0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:05.720
<v Speaker 2>people that are living in it. I mean, if there's

0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:07.520
<v Speaker 2>people that are dead in it. But you know what

0:21:07.520 --> 0:21:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. But the point is the staff non existent,

0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:17.840
<v Speaker 2>non responsive, and we found out that as of a

0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:22.240
<v Speaker 2>week ago, the stone was not going to be uh

0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:25.240
<v Speaker 2>oh ready, it wasn't going to put up because it

0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:28.119
<v Speaker 2>wasn't as signed. Okay, so what they were doing with

0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:32.320
<v Speaker 2>this stone for five months is beyond me. But the

0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:35.359
<v Speaker 2>bureaucracy that's involved in getting a headstone put up at

0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:40.080
<v Speaker 2>a cemetery, Brody, you would you would lose your shit.

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:43.040
<v Speaker 2>You would lose your shit if we if and when

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<v Speaker 2>you have to deal with this kind of garbage, I'm

0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:48.239
<v Speaker 2>well aware. But I have a story as well, so

0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:53.880
<v Speaker 2>please continue. So it got so bad that the guy

0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:57.320
<v Speaker 2>who did the stone and has experience with that cemetery,

0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:59.560
<v Speaker 2>because you would imagine he makes stones for a living

0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.439
<v Speaker 2>a headstone zones that he's gonna have to you know,

0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:07.840
<v Speaker 2>he knows he knows the cemetery, he knows the guy. Well,

0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:11.880
<v Speaker 2>he didn't know the guy. He he drove from Staten

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<v Speaker 2>Island to Long Island busted in the guy's office like

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<v Speaker 2>right before Mother's Day. The guy was sitting there, stack

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<v Speaker 2>of papers of orders of headstones that had to be

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<v Speaker 2>put up. Guy just didn't do his job. The guy's

0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:33.600
<v Speaker 2>been there forever. The guy was a real real moron.

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:38.320
<v Speaker 2>The guy didn't care. He answered to nobody except himself, okay,

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:42.760
<v Speaker 2>and he basically was just sitting on, wasn't assigning the work,

0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:48.160
<v Speaker 2>wasn't assigning anything, just sat there. So uh so our

0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:51.560
<v Speaker 2>boy who put up, who made the stone, had a

0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:53.800
<v Speaker 2>good old Brooklyn on him. Oh oh, let me say

0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.359
<v Speaker 2>this went listen, I'd like the stone to get put up.

0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I'd hate for anything to happen. Maybe you know, you

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:01.800
<v Speaker 2>fall in a hole one of these great It literally

0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:04.400
<v Speaker 2>the guy they had to throw I want to mess

0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:06.600
<v Speaker 2>with a guy so close to a cemetery, hadn't He

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:09.200
<v Speaker 2>had to literally threaten the guy's life. The guy in

0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:11.560
<v Speaker 2>the office, he was gonna crack. He was going to

0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:15.800
<v Speaker 2>crack some heads. This this guy, my buddy, my brother's friend,

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:20.480
<v Speaker 2>who made the stone, he got it done. So he said, look,

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:24.640
<v Speaker 2>he goes, I don't give a fuck. Okay, you you've

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.640
<v Speaker 2>had this stone. I sent it to you. I'm now

0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:30.480
<v Speaker 2>driving over from Staten Island to Long Island. That's how

0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:33.680
<v Speaker 2>important it is for me to get this stone put

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.359
<v Speaker 2>up in time for Mother's Day, the one request this

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:43.520
<v Speaker 2>family had. So the guy heated his warning. Obviously the

0:23:43.560 --> 0:23:49.080
<v Speaker 2>guy's a threatening figure, our boy, and he uh, he

0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:52.040
<v Speaker 2>basically said, okay, we're gonna get that one done, right

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<v Speaker 2>to the top of the pile. So so Sunday at

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.360
<v Speaker 2>the top of the pile, right by the pile. Right,

0:23:57.560 --> 0:24:01.399
<v Speaker 2>So Sunday we went doan was up. It was a

0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:04.040
<v Speaker 2>somber day, but we had a great Italian lunch to

0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:07.119
<v Speaker 2>finish it off, which always erases all the all the

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 2>said the sadness. Right, so I have been but shout out.

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I always want to out the cemetery. But then that

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 2>means I'm going to out the guy, you know whatever.

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:22.479
<v Speaker 2>But but I guess it's like, really, even when families

0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 2>are grieving, even when in a time of sorrow and despair,

0:24:26.400 --> 0:24:30.680
<v Speaker 2>and when a pair of you can't grant one one

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:34.440
<v Speaker 2>wish that would you know, shed some light. I mean,

0:24:34.480 --> 0:24:37.159
<v Speaker 2>we want, we want to actually wanted to celebrate my

0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 2>mom on Mother's Day, right, and this month, Offucker almost

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:46.600
<v Speaker 2>came in between us and the slices and I are

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:49.560
<v Speaker 2>probably wondering the same thing. Didn't we talk about how

0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 2>your your father purchased the headstones in advance for everyone? Yeah? Yeah,

0:24:53.800 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 2>my mom and dad did about a year, several months

0:24:57.320 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 2>prior to this happening. Yes, and say it still wasn't ready.

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:06.280
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't ready. Wow. Now now that it's up, it's

0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like five wide, it's it's it's big, okay, but

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be for like all the means that yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Okay,

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.800
<v Speaker 2>So I have a question. It's five wide. Does it

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:20.240
<v Speaker 2>say like your mom's first name and then underneath the

0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 2>last name? No, No, it just has her first It

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:26.919
<v Speaker 2>has her first and last name, and it has and

0:25:26.960 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 2>it has our name on the top of the stone.

0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:33.639
<v Speaker 2>That's okay, that's it. Okay, it's blank. Okay, I'm hoping

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.200
<v Speaker 2>it's blank for several years to come. Brodie, Okay, let's

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:38.399
<v Speaker 2>not reopen this box. Not like they already put your

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>last name there to save time and they'll just didn't

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:44.879
<v Speaker 2>put the first names as you guys drop. No, okay,

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>we're not going there. We're not going half wait done,

0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh, it's over there. It's a family plot

0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:53.440
<v Speaker 2>with our names etched beautiful the name the family name

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 2>etched huge, Okay, and then it's got my mom. You're

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.560
<v Speaker 2>the oldest of three, right, yes, three kids. Yes. Now

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm an only child, so naturally I know where I'm

0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:06.159
<v Speaker 2>going in the plot. I'm going next to my parents.

0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:08.359
<v Speaker 2>It's only like it's me, so there's no right. But

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:10.480
<v Speaker 2>let me ask you a question. Is it gonna be

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 2>in the order of who passes first? Ye? Do you

0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 2>get to be next to mom or dad? I don't you.

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:16.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know. No, we're not playing

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:20.119
<v Speaker 2>this game. I'm not I'm not to be on the end.

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Stop stop stop stop stop. I can't I can't story.

0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, shout out, shout out to to boy Joe

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.560
<v Speaker 2>who got it done? Joe got it done? And name

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Joe got it done. Joe got it done, Joe got

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.640
<v Speaker 2>it done. Who are you gonna call Joe got it done?

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:43.639
<v Speaker 2>But can you imagine you have to threaten someone, You

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:46.080
<v Speaker 2>have to walk into a cemetery of all places and

0:26:46.240 --> 0:26:50.439
<v Speaker 2>threaten the guy behind the counter with violence. Now is

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.560
<v Speaker 2>he related to uh to get? Don't funk with it?

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Been with it? I thought that was an interesting funny

0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 2>story because it's like, really, at a place like this,

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:05.199
<v Speaker 2>a place of grief, how did you? Why would you

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 2>fuck with the stonemaker and a family whose name ends

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 2>in a vowel? You looking for problems? Right there? The

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:14.080
<v Speaker 2>guy has become complacent. Apparently he's been there for years

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 2>and he's the only person in the department, And I

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 2>really hope other people aren't waiting for two years. They

0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:22.720
<v Speaker 2>say that the waiting time could be a year to

0:27:22.760 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 2>two years before the stone is put up because of

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 2>all this you know, nonsense. But anyway, well let me

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 2>let me give you my story. You tell me what

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:32.280
<v Speaker 2>you would have done at the end of all this,

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 2>how you would have handled it. So you know, we talked

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.119
<v Speaker 2>about this if you're listening in order. I lost my

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 2>mom in twenty one, right, and so it was still

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:48.880
<v Speaker 2>tail end of the pandemic, and it was a known

0:27:48.960 --> 0:27:52.199
<v Speaker 2>fact that there was a shortage of limestone for the

0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 2>headstones because so many people were dying from the pandemic

0:27:56.840 --> 0:27:59.399
<v Speaker 2>that they were making more headstones than normal. They couldn't

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:03.439
<v Speaker 2>keep up with production, sadly, so when I ordered it,

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:05.560
<v Speaker 2>they told me it could be you know, a year

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 2>before you get the stone, and in Jewish tradition, you

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 2>have to put the stone up exactly a year. You

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:15.560
<v Speaker 2>do what's called an unveiling. You have the family, he

0:28:15.960 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 2>is the headstone. Everybody calms and you go look at it. Okay, Well,

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 2>the process up until the actual delivery of the stone

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 2>seems smooth. I used the company my family had used before,

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Company, and I wrote, I wrote the verbiage on

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.320
<v Speaker 2>the headstone, and you know, look, you guys know I'm

0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm Grammar police. You know my mom was grammar police,

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 2>who was school teacher. It's where I got it from.

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 2>And the first line on the headstone that I wrote

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:53.560
<v Speaker 2>was a lifelong friend because all of her friends she

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 2>knows since grammar school, like her whole life, she went

0:28:56.720 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 2>to all the schools, same colleges, knows them for a

0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 2>lifelong friend and teacher, I think was what I wrote. Yep,

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 2>and they send you normally you'd think it would be

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 2>a digital copy. The guy mailed me like a photo

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 2>like a Xerox member. Xerox in school. It was like

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 2>typed up and like photocopied, and yes, right, it was

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 2>like a handwritten We get high off that purple ink. Yeah,

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 2>I could smell it now. So he sends me back

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 2>this nineteen seventies version of a printed piece of paper

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 2>with with what I had written and the graphics I

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 2>had picked out and so, but it was all caps

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 2>it for whatever reason. When I typed it, you know,

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:41.320
<v Speaker 2>I typed it only the first letter capitalized, right, But

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 2>when he sent it to me, the whole thing was capitals.

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 2>So I looked at it. It seemed fine. I looked.

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I matched it up to where I sent him, and

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>looked fine. When he sent me a picture of the

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:57.960
<v Speaker 2>headstone a year and ten eleven months years and thirteen

0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 2>fourteen months later, when it was fine, only done, they

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 2>wrote all life long, life long is two words, a

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>life long friend. Oh, And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa,

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 2>it's life long one word. No fucking way, He says,

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 2>you approved it. I said, oh, I'm looking at the

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 2>sheet now because they're all capitalized. The letters are closer

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 2>together than a full space, so you can't tell there's

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:28.719
<v Speaker 2>a space. There were not, And if if they were

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 2>if they weren't all capitalized, I would have seen it

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 2>was a new word. So what what did you do?

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 2>He says, I'll tell you what. It costs about five

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars to fix it, because you have to you

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:42.760
<v Speaker 2>have to move life over to the right and ah

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 2>over to the right, which means you have to fill

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 2>it in and then recarve it. And I said, all right,

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 2>you'll pay for that, and you'll give me you'll give

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 2>me money back because it's not going to look the same.

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:55.640
<v Speaker 2>He says, no, you have to pay for it. You

0:30:55.640 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 2>didn't catch it. I said, listen. I still owed him

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.520
<v Speaker 2>the balance, right, and I had put down like twenty percent.

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I said, if you think I'm giving you the other

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:07.120
<v Speaker 2>eighty percent, I said, you can suck it. I'm not

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 2>paying five hundred dollars for your mistake, even if I

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>approved it. Let's say, how does you guys changed it?

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Your paperwork doesn't match what I mailed in, and the

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 2>fact that you don't know that lifelong is one word

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 2>that's on you. You You sent me this bullshit. It

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 2>is even like a word doc. It's a fucking mimeograph thing.

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like hard behind. Yeah, I said, so if you

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 2>want the other thousands of dollars I owe you, I said.

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Otherwise I'll eat my losses on the few hundred I

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>gave you already, and I'll order it from somebody else.

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 2>He said, well, I'll tell you what, I'll split it

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>with you. Spliss you spit me. So now I'm out

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>two hundred and fifty whatever it is for you again

0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 2>for your mistake. He said, Well, you want this placed?

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, I want to place it, he said.

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I We're going to place it under your your you know,

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:52.840
<v Speaker 2>he said, But I got to hire a stone guy

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 2>to refill it and chop it and fill it and

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>cut it and the whole thing. I said, I will

0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>get it done, man, get it done. So he got

0:31:59.960 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 2>it done. It looks about ninety four percent what it should. Okay,

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>but now it's at least grammatic, he said to me.

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 2>He says, as he said to me, scary. Now. Look,

0:32:07.960 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 2>you know me, you can only imagine my mother and

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>her family being, and your mom, who's a stickler for

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:17.120
<v Speaker 2>grammed How would my mother look down upon me if

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I left a fucking grammatical error in a ristin word

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:25.480
<v Speaker 2>on her headstone? Do you imagine every time I would

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 2>get to go to see her by the Grammar Police jingle. Yeah.

0:32:28.960 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 2>So he says to me, no one's gonna notice. He says,

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 2>you're being anal about it. Your family's not gonna notice.

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, my family is all ivy league graduated doctors

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 2>and lawyers, no joke. You don't think they're going to

0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 2>notice that. And they're gonna think I didn't notice it.

0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 2>So now when I have the unveiling, I have to say, oh,

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>by the way, there's a typo. But I didn't want

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 2>to pay for it, right, I said, I can't just

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 2>ignore it. I have to address it otherwise they're gonna think,

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 2>how did David not notice that lifelong was two words?

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't that look slices. I don't expect you guys

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 2>to know it. I'm not casting a spurs if you

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 2>didn't know it. But I knew it. And a guy

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>who makes headstones for a living, he must have seen

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>the word lifelong before on a headstone. It's not an

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 2>unusual word. Yeah, it's not like I got but califragilistic

0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>xpialadocious and he's like, wow, how do you spell that? Expialidocius?

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 2>I would imagine people write the word lifelong on headstones

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 2>all the times. This reminds me of that episode of

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 2>uh of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was one of the

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:30.720
<v Speaker 2>first ones when uh uh. Someone on Larry's wife's side

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 2>of the family died, a woman, I think it was

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 2>the mom or something like that, and Larry was in

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 2>charge of getting the obituary done, and you know, they wrote,

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, beloved aunt, you know, sister to this person, whatever,

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 2>And then the newspaper comes and Larry walks into the

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 2>room and they're all screaming and crying at the same

0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 2>time because they read the oh bit its head beloved cunt.

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 2>But but it wasn't Larry's fault. Larry, he said, no,

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I said, if I put it into an I said,

0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 2>told you I wrote in there with the newspaper messed

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:11.759
<v Speaker 2>it up. It's all their fault. Okay. So now I

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.359
<v Speaker 2>said to I said to him, real quick, here's where

0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>I need your answer. I said to him, well, get

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.560
<v Speaker 2>it done. So he gets it done, he says, I

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 2>I paid the guy. The headstone is placed. Here's a

0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 2>picture of it placed. Here's the repair. It looks pretty good.

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Like I said, ninety four percent. There's some shadowing you

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 2>can tell, He says, I send me, send me your

0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 2>half of the money, whenever you have time. What would

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>you do? Wow? Okay, so he's still he's still sticking

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:39.320
<v Speaker 2>with this. Yeah, yeah, what would you do? Because originally

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:40.839
<v Speaker 2>he said I'm not getting it done till you give

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 2>me half. But then he says, I'm gonna be a

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:44.799
<v Speaker 2>good guy. I'm gonna get it done and you'll give

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 2>me the money. When when you i'd walk away all together?

0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Is that what you do? Well wait a second, yeah, yeah,

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:55.800
<v Speaker 2>well no, no, no, it's already placed, The headstone is

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 2>at the cemetery. It's done. All right, walk away without

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:00.839
<v Speaker 2>paying him? S He says, what would you do? Leave

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:02.360
<v Speaker 2>us a talk back to the heart radio app hit

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:04.440
<v Speaker 2>the microphone. Would you still pay the guy who spelled

0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 2>a word wrong on your mother's headstone and tried to

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>get you to pay half of it? No? No, because

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 2>his answer is no. The answer is I will tell

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 2>which I tell you next week? When I did tell

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>us you after the break a commercial break? All right,

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Sari and Brody. If I know you, David Brody, I'm

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna go with an honest, principled man. You didn't pay it?

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>You didn't pay a nickel. You think I didn't pay

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 2>a man for doing the job. And you know how

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 2>honest I am and how principled I am. You are correct, sir,

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 2>you are correct. I know I am, because that's so you.

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 2>He fucked up. He gave me something that was hard

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 2>to read that I assume was correct, And then if

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 2>you look at it, if I gave it to you, you'd say,

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 2>it looks like there's like a like three centimeters more

0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:54.280
<v Speaker 2>space between life and long than the other letters, especially

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>since you said it was ninety four percent it wasn't

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.800
<v Speaker 2>where well no, no, no, no, no, now that it's fixed,

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 2>it's one hundred. No, it's not it's it's it's like

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 2>I said, it's because what happened is when you fill

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 2>in the letters, you can sort of still see the

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 2>outline with the letters got moved. I got you. Yeah,

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:10.320
<v Speaker 2>well all right, well I don't know. I don't have

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 2>to explain it to my family when they go and

0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 2>they're like, typo on them. That's the last place in

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 2>cement in limestone. You want to have a spelling out, huh,

0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you a question from Facebook? How do

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 2>you spell cows? How do you spell cow? Sorry, he

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 2>spoke cows in thirteen letters? In thirteen letters? Yeah? Another

0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 2>trick question here? How do you spell any time? I

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>asked you a question? Is it a trick question? Just

0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 2>a question? How do you spell cow in thirteen letters?

0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 2>In thirteen letters? Yeah? You could also do it in

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 2>seventeen letters? All right, I'm just gonna give up on

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 2>this one. My brain hurts the same way you spelled

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:58.240
<v Speaker 2>it in the first letter c ow. Huh you write letters?

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:03.879
<v Speaker 2>It was it's a letter pun. Oh okay, that's if

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 2>you write thirteen letters to thirteen people and you work.

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>That's lame. Ok I know it's lame. But it popped

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>up on my Facebook. Okay? Do I try to avoid Facebook? Oh?

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Facebook, can I get share some Facebook shit

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:16.720
<v Speaker 2>with you? Please? You know I always have good Facebook

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 2>shit always. He's got a scam? Is a scamboni? Not

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:23.680
<v Speaker 2>a scamboni? No, no, no, I scam I scamboni the

0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 2>nightclub I never told you guys about when we were

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 2>in Spain. Oh, it's hysterical. But I encourage our slices

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:33.440
<v Speaker 2>to do this whenever, never they're in need and they

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:35.399
<v Speaker 2>need a last ditch effort to get into a place

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 2>that they can't if that ever happens. All right, So

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm on Facebook and i'm I'm in a particular group

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 2>of somebody of things you collect. It's a group of

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:48.360
<v Speaker 2>things that I collect that other people collect. Okay. A

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 2>guy puts up a picture of a bunch of these

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 2>collectibles and says for sale or trade, and a guy

0:37:56.320 --> 0:38:01.439
<v Speaker 2>writes price in mind? Question mark Huh. The guy writes back,

0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not really open to offers, So I write, then,

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:08.919
<v Speaker 2>why are you saying there for sale? The man asked

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 2>you what price you have in mind? You must have

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 2>a price in mind if you want to sell them.

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean on open to offers? You're selling them?

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 2>He has not responded back yet. What kind of deuce,

0:38:20.080 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 2>writz I'm not open to offers, you're selling them the

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:29.520
<v Speaker 2>lowest common denominator of person. Sit. Okay, let me tell

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 2>you another one that you have to help me out

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:40.760
<v Speaker 2>with on this umm waiting. I'm in a pizza group

0:38:40.760 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 2>on Facebook and somebody asked this question, when you order

0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:50.839
<v Speaker 2>a pizza half pepperoni or half any topping? Yeah, half

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 2>meat pull half sausage, love it? No, no, shush? Yeah, Okay,

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:56.839
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, Yeah, does the place charge you for full

0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 2>topping on the whole thing? And if they do, do

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:04.239
<v Speaker 2>they give you double top on the half? No good?

0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Which I would imagine that they would charge me for

0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 2>whatever sausage costs. I'll wait a second, I give me

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 2>a susage. If it's sauce, sausage and every every topic

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:18.400
<v Speaker 2>is two fifty. Are they charging me a dollar twenty

0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 2>five and giving me the regular amount on half? Or

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 2>they charging me to fifty and putting twice as much,

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 2>or they charging me to fifty and just giving me

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 2>half as much because I think, I think that the

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:32.880
<v Speaker 2>right thing to do is if it's two fifty a

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:36.320
<v Speaker 2>topping and I have two toppings on a whole pie

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:39.240
<v Speaker 2>half half, I still think it's too it's two fifty

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 2>for the entire thing. Some places may charge your five

0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:44.520
<v Speaker 2>dollars because you've chosen two toppings and not put on

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:48.239
<v Speaker 2>double the topping on that half. Yes, bullshit, right, but

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 2>that is bullshit? But then okay, so yeah, you junk

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 2>up the pie though if you put too much, I mean,

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 2>how much sausage you gonna eat? Well, I'm gonna eat

0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need a lot of sausage. If I'm paying

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:01.240
<v Speaker 2>for it, I'm gonna eat it. So this guy writes,

0:40:02.120 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 2>you want to complicate the pizza I'm making for you,

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 2>then you fucking pay for it. He writes, besides half pepperoni,

0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 2>question mark, All that pepperoni grease lenks onto the other side,

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:15.920
<v Speaker 2>and the whole thing tastes like pepperoni. Anyway, who orders

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 2>half a pepperoni pie? I'll charge you double coming to

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:22.799
<v Speaker 2>my pizza shop with that's the order, which is just ignorance.

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I take it you won't be patronizing that that pizza.

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Stop that pizza place now, So I wrote, how is

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 2>it ignorant or complicated unless a moron is running the

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 2>pizza place. You're putting half as much, doing half the work.

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:41.760
<v Speaker 2>And who orders half pepperoni? A family that has people

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:45.399
<v Speaker 2>that don't like pepperoni, or vegetarians or people who want

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 2>meat pulling another half? But his point is that it's

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 2>already contaminated. Yeah, this is not uncommon, This is normal

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 2>for pizza. You should just not be so surprised, he

0:40:57.400 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 2>writes back. I would take a picture from my cat

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:03.720
<v Speaker 2>my security cameras of you and your family and politely

0:41:03.800 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 2>let you know that one more visit to my shop

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:08.319
<v Speaker 2>is considered trespassing. You would be on the wall of

0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 2>shame behind the counter to ask it for half pepperoni. Hey,

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:18.360
<v Speaker 2>listen to his private establishment. He could do what he

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 2>wants to do if he wants to lose customers over it.

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:22.759
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, of course he wants to lose customers over it.

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:28.359
<v Speaker 2>How about that? How about that? All right? I got more?

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I asked. I sold a couple of record albums, autographed

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>record albums, Okay, that I have gotten over the minute.

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Is not redundant record albums, No, because I could have

0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:44.879
<v Speaker 2>been a photo album. I have to specify what kind

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>of album, Okay, not all records or albums, not all

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 2>albums around. I think a record album. I think that

0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 2>that's a It's not, though, I just told you why

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 2>it's not. If I say a record to an ATM machine,

0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 2>no record album, No, it's not a record. No. I

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 2>just told you all records on albums and all albums.

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 2>But so you sold records. I sold an LP, a

0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:07.960
<v Speaker 2>twelve inch vinyl record. Say I was selling a record

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 2>because it's an album, Because I could have sold a

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:17.440
<v Speaker 2>forty five. I'm telling you I sold an LP. Something

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I say no, I said, correctly, it's a record album,

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 2>and I've never heard that in my life. Really, how

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 2>many record albums has a band record album? Time? It's

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>either an album or record, but not both. That's not true.

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Hold on his record album redundant? Yes, no, record album

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 2>is not redundant because an album is a collection of songs,

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 2>while a record is a format. For example, an album

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 2>can be on CD. Yeah, but you could led you

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 2>play in my record you know what. Let me get

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 2>to the point, because you're wrong. Scary is wrong, Okay, Brody,

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 2>So I needed some kind of shipping container now for

0:42:55.840 --> 0:43:01.719
<v Speaker 2>your record albums. People make people make actual boxes to

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 2>mail records, okay, because most boxes you get from Amazon

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:07.719
<v Speaker 2>are not big enough for wide enough record understore. They're

0:43:07.760 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 2>too high you pay, Okay, they're specialized. I get it.

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.920
<v Speaker 2>So I wrote looking, and I capitalize the word local.

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 2>This is in one of my local town's advice pages.

0:43:19.719 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Looking for a local all caps store that sells boxes

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 2>to ship individual LPs mailers that you know for a

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 2>fact sell them. I look for a local store that

0:43:30.719 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 2>sells boxes to ship individual LPs that you know for

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:38.800
<v Speaker 2>a fact sells them. It's already too convoluted for anybody

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 2>to understand. No, it's not for them for them to understand. Okay,

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 2>here's what Brian had to say. Okay, here we go.

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Your best bet is to set up an account with

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 2>you Linegranger Orzoro dot com, to which I wrote back,

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate your input, but I specifically ask for a

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:59.080
<v Speaker 2>local place. I'm looking to pick them up today and

0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I only need one. All of those places selling packages

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 2>of fifty. Then someone else wrote, have you tried Amazon

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 2>dot com? This is what I get because you wouldn't

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 2>think till if you were looking for something that could

0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 2>be mailed to you, you wouldn't think to go to

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 2>Amazon dot com. Brody Right, Yeah, that's a great I

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 2>wow Amazon show Amazon. WHOA what a great idea? Okay,

0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:31.719
<v Speaker 2>I also want to give a shout out to Ruby, Underscore,

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Carrion c A R R I O N. Why am

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I giving them a shout out? Scary? Do you remember

0:44:37.600 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>the military vet military vet of the game for the Mets,

0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Seymour Wienerier. He's like ninety eight years old. He came

0:44:46.040 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 2>on the field, they gave him an American flag, they

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:50.960
<v Speaker 2>honored him, and then he blew up on he blew

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 2>up on on on social media. People love that his

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 2>name is Seymour Wiener like that. That's a poor name, right,

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 2>So they decide to do a special night at the

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:06.239
<v Speaker 2>met game April thirtieth, dollar hot Dog Nights, And there

0:45:06.320 --> 0:45:09.759
<v Speaker 2>is a picture of Seymour Wiener. They photoshopped a hot

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:12.920
<v Speaker 2>dog into his raised hand and it says April thirtieth,

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 2>everyone loves a Wiener, and it says a Seymour Wiener

0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>approved message. Obviously he's getting paid for that, of course

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 2>he is. He's not offended by it. No, they did

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Dollar hot Dog Knights. Of course. They normally sell something

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 2>like ten thousand hot dogs at a baseball game, and

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 2>they sold like one hundred thousand. God bless him. And

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:36.279
<v Speaker 2>let me guess some of the proceeds went to a

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 2>good cause. I'm sure they did well whatever it is.

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:43.200
<v Speaker 2>But they used shown out to Ruby carry On Ruby

0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:47.439
<v Speaker 2>Underscore Carrion. Oh we're making fun of veterans now, Oh

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:54.759
<v Speaker 2>my god, you which an onslaught of people, you moron.

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:58.120
<v Speaker 2>It says right on the on the graphic, a Seymour

0:45:58.160 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Wiener approved message. He's in on it. No one's making

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 2>fun of him. He's ninety eight years old. He knows

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:08.560
<v Speaker 2>his name is Seymour Weener. He's hurry to joke, kicking

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:13.240
<v Speaker 2>this out right. This just didn't happen overnight, right, Ruby,

0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 2>He's lived with this for ninety eight years of his life,

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 2>daily jokes about his name. A man survived being in

0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:23.799
<v Speaker 2>the military with that name. And you think you're gonna

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:28.719
<v Speaker 2>defend him, you think he needs your defending. Ruby, Karen, Oh,

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I want to make it fun of veterans. I'd be

0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 2>ashamed of himself. So somebody wrote, you must be fun

0:46:34.840 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 2>at parties. I just people did not be offended for

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:43.280
<v Speaker 2>other people. Well, that's what they do. That's what karens

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 2>do best. That's what snowflakes do best. It's snowing. Oh,

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:52.520
<v Speaker 2>it's snowing on the podcast. It's snowing on Scary's roof top.

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Far Ah, you snowflake. You let us know, let us know,

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 2>let us know. Ruby. Carry on, Yeah, Ruby, Karen, Yeah,

0:47:04.680 --> 0:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>stop carrying on, Ruby, carry out right. I gotta I

0:47:08.480 --> 0:47:10.319
<v Speaker 2>got a pizza story for you in a little while.

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:14.319
<v Speaker 2>And I got a problem with with Asians. I've had

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:17.160
<v Speaker 2>some issues with Asian things I also need to tell

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 2>you about, all right, And I also have a Scamboni

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:21.839
<v Speaker 2>coming out for you. Oh I got scambonies too, Yeah,

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Scamboni times Scamboni that I pulled though by podcast. We

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:30.320
<v Speaker 2>will be right back. So when I was you pulled

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.439
<v Speaker 2>the Scamboni. Yeah, I always played the jingle for other people. Yeah,

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:36.120
<v Speaker 2>today I have to play it for myself, all right,

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 2>but not with yourself now, I'm not. I'm gonna save

0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:42.920
<v Speaker 2>the Scamboni for your scambonies because mine is more just clever,

0:47:43.200 --> 0:47:45.719
<v Speaker 2>a clever mind mine or not made. Okay, let's get

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 2>the jingle. Jingle's ready, it's ready. Yeah, I have the

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 2>Scamboni jingle. It's the clever way. It's the clever way

0:47:51.840 --> 0:47:55.239
<v Speaker 2>of beating the system. And you could apply this to

0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 2>any your own system. Yeah. So here I am in

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 2>a foreign country and actually waiting for me to go first.

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:05.719
<v Speaker 2>It's a Saturday night. Okay, No, you go first. You

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:08.759
<v Speaker 2>said I'm waiting for you to do yours. I'm waiting still,

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:12.800
<v Speaker 2>okay at a jingle and then you start doing yours. Oh,

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Bookie Scamboni the Scamboni department. All right. You know I

0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:22.839
<v Speaker 2>can probably have AI do a new Scamboni jingle. I mean,

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing better than that one. But I think that

0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>one's tops. It's maybe my favorite jingle on this entire podcast.

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, but that doesn't include the h slice time

0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:37.280
<v Speaker 2>opening jingle. Right, No, I like this one better. Wow? Okay,

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.720
<v Speaker 2>all right, very good. I like this one better. Okay,

0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:44.319
<v Speaker 2>So what happens? It was initially your idea? Yes, I

0:48:44.360 --> 0:48:45.880
<v Speaker 2>got it produced and what it sounds the way it

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 2>does because of memes. But you gotta give you sixty

0:48:48.600 --> 0:48:51.319
<v Speaker 2>five thirty five on that one. Yeah, all right. So

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:53.879
<v Speaker 2>you know scary that I don't have a job right now.

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 2>You also know that I'm dipping my foot in the

0:48:56.120 --> 0:48:58.799
<v Speaker 2>water to figure out where I want to go next

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:01.040
<v Speaker 2>and what I want to do next. So I get

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 2>a couple of text messages over the past week and

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 2>a half from numbers that don't recognize Hello, I'm HR

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 2>assistant Isabella from Wilson Group. Okay, I don't know what

0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 2>that is. I am contacting you for a job offer,

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 2>not with a job offer, for a job offer like

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:23.040
<v Speaker 2>she wants me to send her a job offer, but

0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 2>her grammar's bad. Scary, I am contacting you for a

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 2>job offer. Can I briefly share the job details here

0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 2>that seems legit. Oh yeah, they probably only need my

0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:37.719
<v Speaker 2>social Security number. I would about to sit down. I

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:42.440
<v Speaker 2>would respond with your credit card. Yeah, And then I

0:49:42.480 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, wait a minute, that sounds like the job

0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:48.399
<v Speaker 2>for me. But hold on, this competition they're knocking down

0:49:48.440 --> 0:49:51.239
<v Speaker 2>my door. Scary. Yeah, I'm a very popular person. I

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:54.799
<v Speaker 2>could tell here we are. Hello, I'm Dahlia. Are you

0:49:54.880 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 2>interested in remote positions? At first I thought maybe this

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:00.799
<v Speaker 2>was a porn text. Can I provide you with more

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:05.040
<v Speaker 2>information related to this? Scary? I've got competition? Now they're

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:09.040
<v Speaker 2>fighting over me. They really are. Wait a minute, I

0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 2>got another one. Hi, this is Cassandra. I'd like to

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.560
<v Speaker 2>talk to you about a position with Kavanaugh. Can I

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:19.880
<v Speaker 2>give you information about that position with Kavanaugh? Here? So

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I've got Delia, right, I've got you, got Kavanaugh coming

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:27.840
<v Speaker 2>at me. Yeah, I've got the Wilson Group. All yep,

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:31.879
<v Speaker 2>all ye for your intelligence and you're you're currently all

0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:35.200
<v Speaker 2>know I'm available. Wow, you're a pro on the loose.

0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who to contact first. They all sound

0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:42.719
<v Speaker 2>equally legitimate, very legit. I mean, one is as legitimate

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 2>as the next. Where do I start? Oh my god,

0:50:47.280 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I am contacting you for a job offer. Okay, that

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 2>seems legitimate. You're not texting me from some foreign country,

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>so they're not texting me like as a bot. Okay,

0:50:57.120 --> 0:51:01.640
<v Speaker 2>so say did you did you right back to them. No,

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:03.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure out, you know, if I need

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:05.520
<v Speaker 2>to buy new clothing. I want to be prepared when

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:08.439
<v Speaker 2>they offer me the job. Yeah, you know, I'm doing

0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:11.120
<v Speaker 2>my research on the company. I see, I see. Yeah,

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I gotta figure you see who Deli is on LinkedIn

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 2>before I get back to her. So you got more

0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 2>scambonies those that's why I am dying now to hear

0:51:21.239 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 2>your It's not even a scamboni. It's more of a

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:26.799
<v Speaker 2>way to just get into restaurants. Now, remember way back

0:51:26.880 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 2>when when I needed to get into that restaurant in

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:33.360
<v Speaker 2>that Satanta in Atlanta. Yes, and I decided to call

0:51:33.480 --> 0:51:37.640
<v Speaker 2>ahead to the five star hotel in town and talk

0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:40.160
<v Speaker 2>to the concierge, tell them I'm on my way the

0:51:40.239 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 2>next day. And uh, I was gonna concierge, I was

0:51:44.160 --> 0:51:46.759
<v Speaker 2>gonna be there a day early. And then could you

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 2>call this restaurant and get us into this restaurant we

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.839
<v Speaker 2>couldn't get into, and the and the hotel followed through

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 2>got me into the restaurant. Yep. But yet I wasn't

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:57.840
<v Speaker 2>even checking into that hotel and it was all a

0:51:57.840 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 2>lot hello in the order day verify if I was

0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:02.799
<v Speaker 2>or not right, because the hotel is more clout than you.

0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 2>So we went to a hotel bar, a hotel and

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:11.640
<v Speaker 2>it had a bar, and the bar was the hot

0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:13.840
<v Speaker 2>spot to be on the Friday night in Marbea, Spain.

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:15.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, all the people were there. It was like

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 2>an outdoor situation, drinking, people were hanging out. It was

0:52:20.239 --> 0:52:24.080
<v Speaker 2>just it was a good vibe, seventy seven degree evening

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:27.279
<v Speaker 2>and we walk up to the front and then they

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:30.160
<v Speaker 2>tell us, sorry, you can't come in. I'm like, well,

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 2>what's going on? Yeah, we're at capacity. And then me

0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:35.840
<v Speaker 2>and told Darren look at each other. We're like, what

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:38.400
<v Speaker 2>the who? Tara told Darren. It looks at me and

0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I look at toil Darren and I'm looking at them.

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:43.239
<v Speaker 2>We're like, dude, des room in there for us. Come on,

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 2>they're just right. Second quarter of scary. And now this

0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:51.840
<v Speaker 2>this was a restaurant bar, but it was part of

0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 2>a hotel or it had an affiliation to a hotel.

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:58.080
<v Speaker 2>So no I say this again, so I said Darren.

0:52:58.160 --> 0:53:01.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, all right, let's just back up. Let's walk

0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:04.719
<v Speaker 2>out of here. Let's where's the hotel front desk. So

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:10.479
<v Speaker 2>we walk around outside, around the path down the yellow

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 2>brick road to the front of the hotel. It was

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:16.000
<v Speaker 2>about maybe a three minute walk to the front of

0:53:16.000 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 2>the hotel. Okay, so you have to sit down and

0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:20.480
<v Speaker 2>take a breath and walk exactly. We walked into the

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:25.919
<v Speaker 2>hotel and there was the concierge people, So I said Darren,

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 2>before I approach him, look up the name of the

0:53:30.640 --> 0:53:33.760
<v Speaker 2>general manager of this hotel. You know, the general manager

0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:36.520
<v Speaker 2>is not on duty right now, it's Friday night. The

0:53:36.680 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 2>person who runs the hotel has a nine to five

0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:42.120
<v Speaker 2>cush job. Sure guaranteed you know it. And where did

0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:45.720
<v Speaker 2>you look this up? LinkedIn? So Darren went on LinkedIn

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:49.880
<v Speaker 2>to the hotel the hotel website on LinkedIn and then

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:54.120
<v Speaker 2>looked and he goes, all right, looks like Orlando Pititiato

0:53:54.600 --> 0:53:57.640
<v Speaker 2>is the general manager of this hotel. I made that

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:02.759
<v Speaker 2>or Orlando Pasiata Okay, great good, let's roll with that.

0:54:03.120 --> 0:54:05.919
<v Speaker 2>Then we approached the concierge desk. I'm like, hi, how

0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:10.480
<v Speaker 2>are you is Orlando Pitziato around, and then the concierge

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:12.960
<v Speaker 2>person goes, no, no, he's gone for the day. He

0:54:13.040 --> 0:54:15.480
<v Speaker 2>leaves at six o'clock. Of course, is that what you

0:54:15.480 --> 0:54:18.560
<v Speaker 2>turned it down and go Orlando went home already? Yes, yes, yes,

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 2>a whole bit going on, but do you believe it?

0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:23.560
<v Speaker 2>He's not here? And then he's like, dude, he said

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:26.719
<v Speaker 2>he was gonna be here tonight, all right, listen, And

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:30.160
<v Speaker 2>then Darren's like, we got a problem. He goes, He goes, oh, no,

0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 2>he didn't say we got a problem. He said, okay, Well,

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Orlando Piziato was supposed to h show us the bar

0:54:39.640 --> 0:54:42.960
<v Speaker 2>lounge called whatever whatever, the place we couldn't get in.

0:54:43.280 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I said, he was supposed to show it to us.

0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 2>He was supposed to hang. We were supposed to have

0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:51.360
<v Speaker 2>some drinks with him. But I guess he's not here.

0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:55.440
<v Speaker 2>This is a guy from a national radio program in

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.840
<v Speaker 2>the States. I mean, no need to go beyond that.

0:54:58.200 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 2>So I didn't know he was going to use that

0:54:59.640 --> 0:55:01.279
<v Speaker 2>as the excuse. I thought he was gonna just did

0:55:01.320 --> 0:55:04.320
<v Speaker 2>he go on LinkedIn to verify you. I didn't wanted

0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:06.480
<v Speaker 2>to use the radio bit, but he didn't have to

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the guy didn't know your plan is already.

0:55:08.880 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know it Z one hundred days or elvis

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:14.240
<v Speaker 2>or anything. It didn't matter the podcast though, right, oh sure, yeah.

0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>But the idea, the spirit of it was that we

0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:19.520
<v Speaker 2>were two guys on business. We were supposed to meet

0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:24.320
<v Speaker 2>the general manager, Lando Orlando Piziato. Who I got Lando, Lando,

0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Lando said, and he said, you know what, he's yeah,

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:30.799
<v Speaker 2>we're here on radio business. He was supposed to like, show,

0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:33.359
<v Speaker 2>show my friend here the bar and have a drink

0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:36.799
<v Speaker 2>or two. And he goes, oh, he goes and very

0:55:36.880 --> 0:55:41.360
<v Speaker 2>quickly he assumed, he assumed like like they were in

0:55:41.400 --> 0:55:44.799
<v Speaker 2>the wrong, right, because Orlando wasn't there. Sure, yea, all

0:55:44.840 --> 0:55:46.480
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden they're in the wrong. Now. We never

0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:48.680
<v Speaker 2>said they were in the wrong for not being there,

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:51.319
<v Speaker 2>but he so he felt like he owed it to

0:55:51.440 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 2>us to take care of us. He goes, oh, he goes, well,

0:55:54.040 --> 0:55:56.600
<v Speaker 2>no problem. He goes. The bar is over there down

0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:58.880
<v Speaker 2>the street, you know, down the path on the left.

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 2>So then Darren's like, yeah about that. We approached the

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:05.759
<v Speaker 2>front and there was you know, they wouldn't let us

0:56:05.760 --> 0:56:11.080
<v Speaker 2>in because they're over capacity. And then the concierge goes, oh,

0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:15.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll help you out, no worries. The guy gets up

0:56:15.120 --> 0:56:19.840
<v Speaker 2>from his concierge desk, walks us out the door around

0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:23.080
<v Speaker 2>the path, goes right up to the front to where

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:25.560
<v Speaker 2>there are people. Now there's about twenty five people trying

0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to get in and they're not letting anybody in her capacity.

0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:31.880
<v Speaker 2>He goes to the guy. He goes, he talks in

0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 2>Spanish to him and he points him out, and then

0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:37.200
<v Speaker 2>he goes, ah. He goes all right, He goes, walk

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 2>this way, waves us on. He goes, you guys, she'll

0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:42.440
<v Speaker 2>take care of smith. She'll take care of you. So

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:44.759
<v Speaker 2>go up to the woman at the front, says sys Hi.

0:56:45.239 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 2>He goes yes. She goes, your guys are guests of

0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Orlando Piciato, and I said yeah. She goes oh. She

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 2>goes al, she goes, come on in, let me show

0:56:54.600 --> 0:56:58.120
<v Speaker 2>you the place, and she starts tour. I'm like the

0:56:58.160 --> 0:57:02.520
<v Speaker 2>bar area and this and that. She did everything except

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:04.560
<v Speaker 2>by us around the drinks. Oh, I see that wasn't

0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:06.360
<v Speaker 2>part of his story. He said he's invited me to

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:08.040
<v Speaker 2>come down for drinks. Well, I didn't want to push it.

0:57:08.080 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 2>All we cared about was access what we cared about

0:57:10.440 --> 0:57:12.279
<v Speaker 2>was access. I don't care about a free drink. I'm

0:57:12.280 --> 0:57:14.359
<v Speaker 2>not going to be that guy. Orlando said he'd get

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:18.240
<v Speaker 2>take the treatment. At the dinner, Darren was saying that

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 2>after she walked away, he goes, dude, he goes, We

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:25.560
<v Speaker 2>could have totally did that, Orlando. Orlando told us to meet.

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, we were gonna We're gonna try the food

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:30.040
<v Speaker 2>because they got some new menu items. Orlando said he

0:57:30.080 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 2>was gonna buy us a couple of drinks. They have

0:57:31.600 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 2>a new cocktail at the bar. Anyway, we didn't do that.

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:39.160
<v Speaker 2>But the messages to the slices where there's a will,

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:41.040
<v Speaker 2>there's a way. When they say that you can't come

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:44.880
<v Speaker 2>in there overcapacity, they're lying. And if you say the

0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:47.200
<v Speaker 2>right things, if you take a step back and take

0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:50.040
<v Speaker 2>the path less traveled, and use your brain and do

0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:52.440
<v Speaker 2>a little research on the computer in your pocket for

0:57:52.480 --> 0:57:55.800
<v Speaker 2>a second, you may be able to accomplish your goal.

0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:58.120
<v Speaker 2>And our simple goal was to get into a place

0:57:58.320 --> 0:58:01.480
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't accepting people. That night, when people say to you,

0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:03.880
<v Speaker 2>tell me about the Brooklyn Boys podcast, just you need

0:58:03.920 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 2>to say it's funny and informative. Yeah, and informative. So

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you a story, scary similar, but before LinkedIn

0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:14.800
<v Speaker 2>and before the Internet. My wife and I had been married. No,

0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:16.600
<v Speaker 2>there was an internet, but not like there is now.

0:58:17.240 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 2>My wife and I had been married a couple of years,

0:58:20.480 --> 0:58:23.520
<v Speaker 2>didn't have any kids at this point, and we went

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:27.800
<v Speaker 2>to a really nice hotel in Long Island. We just

0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:31.120
<v Speaker 2>want to get away for the weekend. Beautiful hotel, beautiful

0:58:31.360 --> 0:58:34.640
<v Speaker 2>near the water and golf course and spa. It was beautiful.

0:58:36.120 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 2>And we saw when we were booking the room they

0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:42.480
<v Speaker 2>have a hotel suite massive, sweet, and there's a there's

0:58:42.480 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 2>a package deal. You rent out the honeymoon suite. Went

0:58:47.160 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 2>to honeymoon, obviously, and they bring you food and chocolates

0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:54.880
<v Speaker 2>and liquor. It's the whole big thing. Meals are included,

0:58:55.200 --> 0:58:58.760
<v Speaker 2>the whole big package. So we go to check in.

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:00.880
<v Speaker 2>We didn't take the honeymoon sweet. We had a normal

0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 2>king sized bedroom and uh, I said, so that checking in,

0:59:07.880 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the guy says to my wife and what's uh what's

0:59:11.520 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 2>your last name? And she says her maiden name. I

0:59:14.960 --> 0:59:17.640
<v Speaker 2>go honey, and she was, I'm so sorry. We just

0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 2>got married. This is our honeymoon get away. I'm not

0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:22.760
<v Speaker 2>even used to having his name anymore. I'm so sorry.

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:29.040
<v Speaker 2>We're both Brodie. But it's your honeymoon. Yeah yeah, well,

0:59:29.080 --> 0:59:31.840
<v Speaker 2>you know we we had someone in the family. You know,

0:59:31.880 --> 0:59:34.080
<v Speaker 2>we weren't able to go away for a honeymoon. This

0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:37.720
<v Speaker 2>is all honeymoon weekend. We're so excited to come to

0:59:37.720 --> 0:59:39.680
<v Speaker 2>your hotel and relax for the week I love to

0:59:39.680 --> 0:59:41.920
<v Speaker 2>be it for the weekend. The guy says, it's you.

0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 2>It's your honeymoon, if you'll allow me, mister and missus Brodie, congratulations,

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:49.360
<v Speaker 2>we'd like to put you in the honeymoon suite. It's

0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:51.640
<v Speaker 2>not it's not occupied right now. It's it's vacant for

0:59:51.680 --> 0:59:53.960
<v Speaker 2>the weekend, and we would like to put you up

0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:56.720
<v Speaker 2>for Friday and Saturday night. Yes, be our guests, who

0:59:56.720 --> 1:00:00.320
<v Speaker 2>are like, oh my god. Again, we're mar like two

1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:03.480
<v Speaker 2>three years. Our marriage is kicking off on the right foot.

1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:05.800
<v Speaker 2>This is so nice of you. We we you know,

1:00:05.840 --> 1:00:08.280
<v Speaker 2>we're starting out. We're young couple. We never would have

1:00:08.320 --> 1:00:10.520
<v Speaker 2>had the money to Oh my god, so amazing. We

1:00:10.600 --> 1:00:12.600
<v Speaker 2>go up to the room, scary. There's bottles of liquor

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:17.360
<v Speaker 2>and baskets and chocolate all right, red carpet and and

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:19.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like you know it's a four poster bed with

1:00:19.200 --> 1:00:22.480
<v Speaker 2>the overhead thing with your post. Oh it's amazing. It

1:00:22.520 --> 1:00:24.960
<v Speaker 2>wasn't our honeymoon, of course not. It's like when you

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:26.919
<v Speaker 2>go to a restaurant like it's my birthday. Oh, free

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:30.000
<v Speaker 2>dessert your birthday. They don't ask for your driver's license.

1:00:30.520 --> 1:00:33.400
<v Speaker 2>So we got the honeymoon sweet because we played it

1:00:33.440 --> 1:00:35.040
<v Speaker 2>like it was we just got married. These are the

1:00:35.040 --> 1:00:41.160
<v Speaker 2>permissible lies. I like that. Yeah, hudos to my wife.

1:00:41.960 --> 1:00:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, So so do you want my cheese pizza

1:00:48.200 --> 1:00:51.520
<v Speaker 2>fight story or my problem my three Asian related problem.

1:00:51.600 --> 1:00:54.280
<v Speaker 2>We already had the pizza. We did a pizza thing earlier.

1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Then I'll hold off on the pizza. I get into

1:00:57.200 --> 1:01:00.600
<v Speaker 2>you and and and levels and levels. The first one

1:01:00.720 --> 1:01:03.080
<v Speaker 2>is I went to a chain restaurant. You've been to

1:01:03.120 --> 1:01:07.200
<v Speaker 2>this chain restaurant? Scary? They have them in like strip malls,

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:10.280
<v Speaker 2>shopping malls and food courts. They used to have one

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<v Speaker 2>a Great Adventure six legs Great Adventure, New Jersey. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to say the name, but let's just say

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<v Speaker 2>the title is like a panda. This is quick, right.

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<v Speaker 2>They may or may not have been a client of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Recently on the radio, Panda, Quick Panda continue. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day, you'd go in and they had

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<v Speaker 2>steam tables of food and it was like boneless ribs

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<v Speaker 2>and Asian chicken, which was like big pieces of chicken

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<v Speaker 2>and sauce, and they had different things. And then it

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<v Speaker 2>was like General Chow's chicken, which is breaded and fried.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would always get the chicken, which was like

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<v Speaker 2>white meat chicken and a sauce, and I would get

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<v Speaker 2>the boneless ribs, and I might get the beef, which

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<v Speaker 2>was you know, it's like beef and like beef and peppers.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat red peppers, so I was like, I get

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<v Speaker 2>that the beef stroke it off. Nope, that's you. Okay. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I stopped at the Quick Panda place. Oh the shaking beef. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I stopped off at the Quick Panda place. And the

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<v Speaker 2>menu is completely different. Now there's no You go to

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<v Speaker 2>the drive through and it's like, yep, fried orange chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>fried General So's chicken, fried Mongolian chicken. It's all breaded

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<v Speaker 2>and fried every single There's no more bonus ribs, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no more white meat chicken and a sauce. The pineapple chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all the same fried chicken breaded and fried. It's different,

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<v Speaker 2>a different sauce. Of course. Well I'm already to drive through.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm craving it, I'm like, how you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>used to love this place, the old the old Quick

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<v Speaker 2>Panda place. Uh huh. So I get the I go,

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<v Speaker 2>I get the drive t I get to the window enough.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I get to the Quick Panda place,

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<v Speaker 2>and the guy working there is actually Asian, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a rarity and a drive through. Wow, okay, okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy eats the out of food. Be good. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>had the new menu. I get all the items. I

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<v Speaker 2>pull over to make sure that they didn't put vegetables

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<v Speaker 2>in my shit, you know, and they did put veg.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't order no vegetables, so I had to like

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<v Speaker 2>see like if there was a lot. I had picked

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<v Speaker 2>the vegetables out before I could eat it. So I

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<v Speaker 2>pull over and I start eating every single piece of food. Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure there was chicken or beef other than

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<v Speaker 2>there was fried bread with sauce on it. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like crispy crust. That is a scambony. Don't pretend to

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<v Speaker 2>be a cheap knockoff fast food. Chinese restaurant and live

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<v Speaker 2>up to it by giving me the crispiest, thinnest lack

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<v Speaker 2>of chicken ninety breading yeah I've ever had in my life. Yeah. No, good,

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<v Speaker 2>that's bad. So I'm not saying every location is this way,

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<v Speaker 2>but this location they were breading bread. They were breading

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<v Speaker 2>bread and putting sauce on it. Bread on bread. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>put old. So would not be happy to have his

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<v Speaker 2>bread over bread over bread at the place. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to mention the name of right, it's kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know you have a couple more of these,

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<v Speaker 2>But I just look for protein forward places to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm a sucker for a

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<v Speaker 2>good pasta or some pizza here and there and some

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<v Speaker 2>bread and fried something meal I have. I need protein.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a meat. I need a piece of fish.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why you chicken. I need a piece of chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I need But what would you say that? But you're

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<v Speaker 2>an asshole? Stop it? Okay, all right, I should I

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<v Speaker 2>heard what you said. No you didn't, But it's true though,

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<v Speaker 2>it really is. It's like and people should strive for

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<v Speaker 2>that if they could, you know, you know, But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the best chicken, chicken chicken false advertising. Yeah, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>stand so's bread. I hate carbs on, carbs on, carbs. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't unless I want a good slice of pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Different story. Yeah, but then that Okay. Do you eat

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<v Speaker 2>beg ZD Pizza? No? Because somebody put up a picture

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<v Speaker 2>in this pizza group. I mean, like, have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>had a big Z on a pizza? No? Like, why

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<v Speaker 2>would you put carbs on carbs? Like do you have

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<v Speaker 2>have a chicken colon sandwich that's breaded? It's carbs on bread.

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<v Speaker 2>You put at least his chicken in there. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>redeeming quality to ZD pizza. It's carbs on, carbs on,

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<v Speaker 2>carbs on. This did not happen to me. But my

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<v Speaker 2>friend wanted Japanese food, but he was at work, so

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<v Speaker 2>he texted his wife, this is the Japanese food I want.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of the items he wanted, which he texted

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<v Speaker 2>his wife that he didn't know how to spell, was

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<v Speaker 2>beef negamaki. Sca, you've had beef megamaka? Of course, it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a sushi roll, but it's cooked beef in

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<v Speaker 2>a roll with scallions in the middle. Right, it's basically,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a wonderful role. It's amazing. It's basically like Chinese

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<v Speaker 2>pepper steak, but twice as much money for the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fully cooked and rolled. But it's called nagamaki, and

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<v Speaker 2>you eat it like you eat it like sushi with chopsticks,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's it's in sushi format. Course, there's nothing sushi

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<v Speaker 2>about it other than that's correct. The the the shape right.

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<v Speaker 2>So my friend, my friend texts his wife and says,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like, uh sashimi, I would like this, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like and I'd like an order of beef negamaki. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it auto corrected because he didn't type it right to Nagasaki.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't know, Nagasaki is one of the two

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<v Speaker 2>cities in Japan that America dropped nuclear bombs on, so

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<v Speaker 2>it auto corrects to Nagasaki, which, if you were being

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<v Speaker 2>a dick or being offensive to Asian people, you'd make

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<v Speaker 2>a Nagasaki joke. You might be in a restaurant going right,

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<v Speaker 2>you would never do that. Well, my friend's wife did

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<v Speaker 2>not catch the auto correct and she called in the

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<v Speaker 2>order and said, I'd like one order a beef Nagasaki,

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<v Speaker 2>to which the guy replied fuck you and hung up

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<v Speaker 2>on her. Oh no, oh man, he wouldn't. He couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>give her the benefit of the doubt that he made. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>what is it you want? And she said, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to order a beef Nagasaki large, a large Nagasaki And

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<v Speaker 2>he said he said fuck you when he hung up

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<v Speaker 2>on her. I mean, innocent mistake. Yeah, but you basically

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<v Speaker 2>or it's like a prank call. She sounded like she

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<v Speaker 2>was prank calling him. Yeah, I don't know, man, I

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<v Speaker 2>think the guy just he jumped the gun on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>He shouldn't have. He should have reacted that way, especially

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<v Speaker 2>since I mean he's you gotta give her some of

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<v Speaker 2>the benefit of the doubt. You gotta assume that they're

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<v Speaker 2>not your thought. Yeah. Right. So here's my third problem

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<v Speaker 2>with the Asian theme. Scary. What is it you call

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<v Speaker 2>the Asian psych out? You've said this on the radio, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>or the It's it's like if I see, if I

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<v Speaker 2>see a person who's Asian and they, let's say, speak

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<v Speaker 2>British or a Pacific islander or an Indian, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a Pacific and you see somebody of that nature, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they're talking with an Italian accent. It's like when

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<v Speaker 2>when the visual doesn't match the audio, what's coming, what

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<v Speaker 2>you would assume? And of course we we know better

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<v Speaker 2>these days. Okay, thanks for bringing up my past. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now that might have been a twenty year old thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I that I observe you. Yeah, you would never

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<v Speaker 2>say that now. So I'm I'm at a retail establishment

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<v Speaker 2>with a very long counter with registers. I'd say the

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<v Speaker 2>whole count is like maybe thirty feet wide. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at register one returning a couple of items, and my

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<v Speaker 2>receipt is crinkled like it and it's faded from my pocket,

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<v Speaker 2>and she can't scan the bar code to do the returns.

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<v Speaker 2>So she says, I got to get my manager to

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<v Speaker 2>help with this. I said. She goes, but I can't

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<v Speaker 2>leave the register. I said, well, can you page the manager? Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't page the manager because you know, the paging

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<v Speaker 2>system isn't working. Okay, I said, all right, well I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you pause the transaction and take the next customer?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what's your manager's name? She says, well, my

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<v Speaker 2>manager's name is Asia. I said, I well, I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>try to find Asia, and uh, you know, I'll help

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<v Speaker 2>you out. He says, oh, you see those those two

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<v Speaker 2>women over there? She goes, my manager's over there, so

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<v Speaker 2>I said, she goes, could you just talk to them

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<v Speaker 2>and see if she'll come over. I said, yep, at

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<v Speaker 2>least I could do. So I look over there as

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<v Speaker 2>two women. There's a black woman and an Asian woman. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I walk up to the Asian woman. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, I'm trying to do a return, and the

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<v Speaker 2>girl at the register said, uh, I needed to get

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<v Speaker 2>her manager. So I'm looking for Asia. I assume that's you,

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<v Speaker 2>to which the Asian girl saw, My goodness, the Asian

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<v Speaker 2>girl says to me, my name's not Asia, it's Julie.

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<v Speaker 2>And the black woman says, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean again, honest mistake. I I you know I

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<v Speaker 2>she pointed. I saw the woman. She had keys on

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<v Speaker 2>her I thought like she must be the manager, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>are you Asia? I was told to go get Asia,

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<v Speaker 2>so of course I see a woman with a with

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<v Speaker 2>a keys on her belt. I assume she's the manager.

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<v Speaker 2>So I A you Asia. I'm not Asia. Okay, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I told the story to someone. They were like,

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<v Speaker 2>why would you assume an Asian person had the name Asia.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't know. I legitimately have a friend named

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<v Speaker 2>Christian who's Christian Christian, So why would I assume the

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<v Speaker 2>Asian girl maybe his her name is in Asia. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't a Sinua, she was born in Asia. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't ask how she spelled her name. It could

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<v Speaker 2>have been a ja like the Steely Dan album. I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought. I thought that they were then going to

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<v Speaker 2>follow up with oh what you didn't? You're a racist.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't think that I could be her manager, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because you went over you. No, I didn't know. It

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<v Speaker 2>was not about that. It was you know that I

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<v Speaker 2>assume the Asian girl was Asian? Right? You did? So

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<v Speaker 2>you can't you can't win, you can't win well, but

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<v Speaker 2>would you have made that mistake? Would you have? Like

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred? I assumed that girl. She's like, there's my

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<v Speaker 2>manager right there, but my manager is Asia. Well, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, she's got the keys, she must be

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<v Speaker 2>the manager. I'm like, hi, are you Asia? What I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, am I Asian? Are you Asian? Julie like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not Asia. You assume my name is Asia because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Asian, doesn't look but no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>she said. Yeah. I was like, no, I'm Asia, but

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<v Speaker 2>why are you name it a black girl Asia? She's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so well that was her. You know. I meant, Now

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<v Speaker 2>that I think about it more, it does make sense,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Yeah, yeah, you fucked up, you fucked up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was but again, no harm, no foul. This

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<v Speaker 2>is no, there was no more harm. There wasn't mal

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<v Speaker 2>no harm, wasn't mal intended, right, I was basing. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like Google, yeah, yeah, so so yeah, there you

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<v Speaker 2>have it nice. There, you have it all right. We

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get out of here. Yeah, so be listen slices.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get out of here, I've given you some assignments.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked you about the pizza toppings. I asked you

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<v Speaker 2>what you should how you should be paid or charged? Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>asked I'm asking you to leave a talk back if

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<v Speaker 2>it was blatant I was wrong, and asked if the

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<v Speaker 2>Asian girls Asia. There's a lot you can talk about

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<v Speaker 2>when you leave talkbacks for slice time, you know, comment

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<v Speaker 2>on what we're talking about, comment on scaries. Tip of

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<v Speaker 2>the day on how to study what scams. Stop fighting

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<v Speaker 2>with each other what scams have you you pulled that

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<v Speaker 2>worked for you that you could share what right? And

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, a lot of this is becoming very

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<v Speaker 2>much inside the inside jokes like if you didn't catch

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<v Speaker 2>two slice times ago when this person ranked out that

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<v Speaker 2>person or said that, yeah, and nobody knows, but nobody

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<v Speaker 2>knows what you're talking about. But wait, we could also

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<v Speaker 2>I would love some new slices to leave some some

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<v Speaker 2>you know, well, I'm sorry slices to leave some who

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<v Speaker 2>haven't left talkbacks yet use radio app, join in on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone, just click the microphone. But it really needs

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<v Speaker 2>I need you guys your opinion on this stuff. So

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to you know, actually, you know, one last

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<v Speaker 2>departing And by the way, nobody responded to my call

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<v Speaker 2>out when I said, would anyone be interested in doing

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<v Speaker 2>like live streaming the episodes with us in the chat

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<v Speaker 2>room for like a nominal fee? Not one person responded yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but that means that means uh, they don't could have

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<v Speaker 2>hung out and could have interacted for two hours, but

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<v Speaker 2>they wanted for free ninety nine. Well, I can't always

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I got to pay for the platform. So

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<v Speaker 2>uh so I did help our friend Cheryl different Cheryl

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<v Speaker 2>uh not the and that was on the last episode

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<v Speaker 2>who I'm now the godfather of her son? Right. I

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<v Speaker 2>helped Cheryl clean out her garage and she was doing

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<v Speaker 2>a garage show. Some of the stuff went to charity,

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<v Speaker 2>some of the stuff got thrown out, and some of the

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<v Speaker 2>things got put in a separate section for Facebook Marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of the things that was up for sale

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<v Speaker 2>for Facebook Marketplace was this metal, old school slot machine Brodie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got the real actual working reels and makes noise

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<v Speaker 2>and you pull this the lever on the side, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a really cool items. It's like a mini slot machine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a tabletop slot machine. And as we were

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<v Speaker 2>leave it, I'm like, oh my god, that's a cool

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<v Speaker 2>slot machine. What are you going to sell that for?

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<v Speaker 2>And she goes you like it? I said, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>just take it. And I'm like, Cheryl, I can't, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you're She goes, yeah, my grand my grandmother gave it

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<v Speaker 2>to my dad and my dad passed away, and you

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<v Speaker 2>could have it. I was just gonna put it up

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<v Speaker 2>online and just sell it on Facebook Marketplace. But you

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<v Speaker 2>can have it. I felt so guilty walking away with

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<v Speaker 2>it because I'm I'm like, wait a second, this is

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<v Speaker 2>like now profits out of her pocket. Do I owe

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<v Speaker 2>her money? Do I am? I supposed to pay the

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<v Speaker 2>you know what she was going to charge for it online,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, how much are you gonna put it

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<v Speaker 2>up for? She wouldn't tell me. How's so much she

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna list it for? Well, let me, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I want to venmo you at least half.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fair question. Let me ask you a similar

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<v Speaker 2>question slices and you can leave a talk back. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks ago asked me if I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to sell his old Apple computer that he said was

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<v Speaker 2>a clunker that he replaced. You got a brand new

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<v Speaker 2>spit shining machine. I said, I don't know. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>figure what it's worth. I listed see what it is,

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<v Speaker 2>what the model number is, whatever. So then the guess today,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, you know what, it's old, I'll just give

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<v Speaker 2>it to you now. Similar. Actually that's exactly that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a great analogy. So it's to say, if Scary owes

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<v Speaker 2>the money for the slot machine, do I owe him

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<v Speaker 2>many money for the computer? He said, yeah, I give

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<v Speaker 2>it to you. It's probably not worth much, so scary. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you get to keep the slot machine, then I

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<v Speaker 2>get your computer. Seems fair. You're not gonna get an

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<v Speaker 2>argument out of me. I told you can have a

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<v Speaker 2>free okay, then the slot machine's yours done, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>See that word. It's a win win. You're got a

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<v Speaker 2>slot machine, so scary. That's what I'm gonna do. Only

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<v Speaker 2>only you weren't part of this initial equation. Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>was actually before that equation. You offered it to me before,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, I thought, you'll do I gain a

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<v Speaker 2>slot machine, to lose a computer, and then you get

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<v Speaker 2>my computer. But what do you lose? I don't lose anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheryl's Cheryl's out the slot machine. That's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Brody, this sounds a little weird to me. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe i'll give Cheryl like an old microphone or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll figure it out. I speaking of, I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>an extra microphone because I'm gonna install the gold one

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<v Speaker 2>next week. Oh, maybe I want to give me that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Boys choice